>tfw you will never be served by a fat-arsed southern waitress who calls you "sugar", says you're not from around here, asks about your life, and gives you extra pancakes on the house while you're fantasizing about her sitting on your face as she moans with a southern drawlHoly FUCK, you can't svffer in the Southern US.
>>196455314diner waitress must be such a grim job
>>196455333> walk to table> what do you want> write down what they want> walk away> be given cash (tax-free) for your effortsNot that grim
the south is dying retard, the accent is going fast and the living standards are going faster. the southern aristocracy is almost completely northernized, southern food and culture has disseminated to every other part of the country making it useless, and deathnics are invading from the west
>>196455360but also>have a job where your salary isn't enough and you're expected to supplement that with tips, which is always going to be a volatile and arbitrary amount, and in order to insure more tips, you have to be faux nice to customers harassing you
>>196455399>insureensure*sorry, 5 am here
>>196455394NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A YANKEE
>>196455360You ever been at a Denny’s or Waffle House full of drunk / high people at 3AM?
>>196455314its not special and most of those waitresses are crack heads
>>196455446not that guy but yesdennys is fine its not anything wildwaffle house at 3 in the morning is an adventure. you may not even leave alive.
>>196455399>faux nicenords could never understand
