"terrified panic" edition>>196451410previous
>>196455652alf was a really strange show when you think about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGEm-SB9WFM
shit op's image look like it came from elden ring
>>196455699i just do what im told
the gayest american herobelieve it or not i'm fucking a man
>>196454113update: fever has gone way down. they'll probably give me antibiotics tomorrow. i took some cefaclor earlier and it helped a lot.
>>196455727glad your fever broke anon, get well soon and stay hydrated
An American just asked me to suck him off What's the appropriate response?
>>196455727are you the anon that had a lung infection?
>>196455719Wut
tomorrow is thursday. and then friday, then saturday
>>196455762i cleverly reimagined the 1980s comedy drama TV series "the greatest american hero" as the gayest american hero and changed a lyric of the theme tune to match. you can laugh now
BUM ASS BITCHES
first
>>196455751Fucking off to /Brit/
I just want to talk to her. Why do women have to play these games?
I've been lost before and I'm lost again I guessBut I never lost this feeling or this pounding in my chestI have travelled many miles, I don't wanna walk no moreEvery road and every highway led me right back to your doorLove me like you used toAnd I'll praise you like I shouldLove me if you choose toThough you say that I'm no goodI dream most every night that I never left you
>>196455920why can't you guys talk
my amigo, my hermano, looking hard
RIP burgers, enjoy your unrealized gains tax
>>196455965We can. She just is obviously playing the "wait a certain amount of time" before replying game like we're teenagers or something.
>>196456009i can't speak on that cause im a scatterbrain who has a reputation for not texting people back because i dismiss the notification and im like "i'll reply in a minute" and then just forget entirely
played craps on my table and won $239
>>196455598yeah that was the joke, it's very complex you see.blonde: femaleblond: maleidk it must be french of something. but yes I do have a donger
>>196456009>>196456054It's weird how women always think like this but men sit by their phone obsessively Women know they can attract men easily, so if the guy they're talking to is cool but average then it isn't a big deal to reply because he's a dime a dozen
dallas has let me down once again
>>196456058let it ride, honk
desu she is trans lol
>>1964560843rd is ours screencap this post
>>196456058gj
>>196456103that's okay brother we take what we can get
Cummers are in contact with women? Zamn
>>196455996how to lose an election 101can we just admit the dems are trying to destroy the country already though
>not talking to your mom
female relatives do not count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoi3TH59ZEs
>>196456078They know that they can manipulate our emotions by playing games like this. It's clearly working on me.
I am...baka gaijin....dakara its so fucking over for me from the start
>mfw reading this thread
>>196456207Stay calm, don't appear obviously angry or passive aggressive Women hate that
Youre not a chuddy little man in his mid 30s youre a cute girl a cute japanese highschool girl and you know this
>>196456336Nishikata is LITERALLY me
>>196455699It was painted in the early 1800s
>>196455751kiss the tip while teasing him for having a circumcised cock before giving him a good old deep throat because youre a faggot dude
>>196456009Ngl it felt kind of liberated when I moved on from doing this accidently to doing it intentionally
>>196455652Is it weird that this is one of my favorite paintings? I love horror, and this is a horrifying painting.
how long should I reheat baked potatoes in the oven?
I have one for you guys >Get girls number >Spend all day texting >Replying relatively quick on both ends>Ask at night if I can call her >She says "yes but only for 30 minutes because I need to sleep">Call her and when we get to 30 minutes I ask if she wants to go to sleep and she says no it's ok >End up talking for 2 hours >Next day >Text her >She's replying slow as hell >Night comes and I ask if I can call her again >Ghosted Made the mistake of thinking we hit it off. Oh well
>>196456336um excuse me buddy. I am NOT japanese ok!
heard goshy was at a strip club last night. stripping of course cause he's poor af kek kek kek
Americans really love littering eh
>>196456380>>196456380/cum/ pleaseI havent had dindin yet
>>196456351and im Konata-chan, lets make eachother scissor shall we?>>196456385You are japanese robot!!!!!
>>196456423Littering rules. Take dominion over the world. Treat it as your own personal trash can.
Predator got uploaded to youtube but it's actually Forest Reptile nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN7tIZWixLs
>ScissorYOU'RE A MAN
>>196456423brownoids do. go to any brownoid area and it's filthy. very strange
>>196456458
>>196456472thats not very nice, anon
>>196456487it's not strange when you look at where they come from. It's in their dna to be slobs
currently drinking milk
>>196456451350 for 15 - 20 minutes
>>196456533DEVILISH
>>196456533plain jane i bet
>>196456533Don't mind the anime figure at the bottom
Barely got any sleep last night so I'm already in bed. She messaged me, but I'm just going to go to finish this hockey game and go to sleep. I can play the game too and wait until tomorrow to respond.
My farts smell awful.
Surely the euro femboys will come running to my dick now
>>196456578**sniff**
>>196456585Those aren't legit IQ tests, you have to go to a testing centre to get a real one
>>196456585>tfw have iq of 87
>>196456381what a jerk>>196456554goodnight anon enjoy your hockey
center*
nigga wanted to be unique and typed centre LOL
Canadian spelling
>>196456585uwu anon date me!
Did you know that Americans dropped the u from colour and flavour to save money on ink
*drops my balls on your forehead*
>*massages your boobs* >"yes" >*teases your nipples* >"yes"
>>196456653I've had too many mutt bf's already, sorry but I know you'll find someone
>>196456533jesus man, get help
>>196456727I'm white as white can be!
fucking milk drinking freaKS BAKA
>>196456728wot? why?
Milk + Dick = Dilk
renaming cum to dilk
Told you my Knights would win. Cup will be ours again.
>>196456823many such cases
>>196456777just kidding
hate myself and want to die
Dallas...
>>196456741Okay fine since you're so sweet
>>196456921pls don't anon i hate myself too but i dont wanna die :<
>>196456921why?
>>196456921>>196456936Well at least you're not Brazilian. You've got that going for you, so how bad could it really be?
>>196456929I am sweet!
hard to say if I hate jews or french more
>>196456922bro its not fair
you nibbas ever dream of having a gf/partner?
>>196457060yeah
>>196457060all the time
>>196457012i dont think brazil is that bad there's nice spots and bad spots like anywhere i imagine
>>196456706how does someone get in this predicament
>>196457120Stay pure my friend
its a /cum/ kinda night
>>196457159IM BIGIM /CUM/MIN
>>196457071>>196457078You think your gf dreams will come true?
>>196457187yes
>>196457204good luck I guess
>>196457187when im ready yes
Being a suburban neet sounds so boring compared to being a urban neet
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)And the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)On a winter's day (on a winter's day)I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)California dreamin' (California dreamin')On such a winter's day
When i graduate my speech is gonna be>a lot of you majored in stupid shit and you will never get a real job. Buy my shitcoin or be poor forever.
>>196457222NTA Good perspective anon. You'll be ready when you realize you don't need a gf. That gfs are only a spice of life, not the main dish. And when you are as dateable (or more so) than the woman you're meant for. Stay positive
>>196457211>I guess
>>196457232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8xpuG1RLjQ
>>196457249Bud, I'm unsure what to say to you. I mean I can't help you or give you tips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_t2gNCXYbY
>>196457275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DopzOCeKJc
Imagine if we had a presidential candidate who campaigned on improving the quality of food and health in the countryHow do you think they would turn that into a left vs right issue?
>>196457314fox news and Qtards consider Michelle Obama satan for telling people to eat a salad
>>196457326michelle obama is satan, please stop idol worshipping
thanks for proving my point
>>196457342you're welcome X3
>>196457248i've had partners before it's just the last time it ended kind of badly and i'm just not ready to back to the dating market for awhile i'm fine with my own company
my hockey team let me down again brosit isnt fair
Sa lad, Sa tan, not a coincidence
ah, that wonderful time of the month when youtube finally lets me block their stupid shorts suggestions
mortifying the last drop of warm blood that runs in my body. from hades lamenting persephone to zeus staring into the flame at the congregation. no brush of peach fuzz or waft of perfume will charm me. stone cold. mentally untouchable
>>196457350>ended kind of badlywhy?
>>196457351join the club
Americans are malnourished and obese at the same time, our issues go far beyond eating a salad, which isn't even objectively healthy for you especially with food standards in this countryYour "point" was to put a political idol of yours on a pedestal instead of talking about the issue, your brain is rotted to the core
>eating a salad isnt healthy
Looks like our manchester cum slut needs another gallon of cum cause he's acting all crazy today
>>196457401Don't worry. It's just the time of the month wherein manchester anon needs 2 gallons of cum instead of 1 gallon
>>196457314libtards would be upset because you're healthy at any size and any suggestion to the contrary is being a shitlord
>>196457366i'd rather not get into it in super detailed but he violated my trust enough to end the relationship for good
>>196457442faggot
>>196457442>he
Nobody tell them
>>196457314Wouldn't that be a left thing to do because it's regulating businesses instead of muh free market
we're all jason-americans (homosexual) here
>>196457401Leafy vegetables cause the vast majority of food born illnesses
>>196457541republicans regulate health restrictions all the time
>>196457442That sounds bad anon sorry that happened :(
goontown.comare you goon enough?
>>196457587it's fine i'm mostly upset about wasting so much time for it to end like that, but i have really enjoyed being alone the last year or so it feels good to be untethered and able to do what you want when you want, and not have to go to some stupid thing you hate cause he wants to drink with his buddies or whatever
>>196457557that has nothing to do with being a salad, thats just contamination. Red meats can give you high blood pressure
>>196457586yeah not really, try reading real news
I can't relate to desperation
had my nightly 3 oreos and a hearty cuppa(milk)
>>196457634>that has nothing to do with being a salad>the components of a salad have nothing to do with a salad>>196457635yeah its definitely the left banning abortion right?
>>196457656i want that so bad right now
>>196457664correct. Why do you think they tell you to wash a vegetable before eating it or using it in something? Did you know you also wash chicken before frying or baking it?
goontown my magnum opus will get zero (You)s while you boneheads bicker about salad... this says a lot of about the state of /cum/ in 2024
>>196457692
>>196457692it's just a picture of some superheros i think? i don't like clicking links here usually
>>196457679Alright so how does telling people something you already tell them effect the fact that salads are still by far the highest contributors to food born illness?
>>196457726it tells me that pickers and food preparers dont wash their food before prepping it
>>196457708https://youtube.com/watch?v=P3mKoaIOo7E
>>196457746So you havent solved any issue at allthanks for proving my point
>>196457664abortion isn't medical care soooo
Are things really gettin' better, like the newspaper said?What else is new my friend? Besides what I readCan't find no work, can't find no job, my friendMoney is tighter than it's ever beenSay, man, I just don't understandWhat's going on across this landAh, what's happening, brother?Ay, what's happening? What's happening my man? WooAre they still gettin' down where we used to go and dance?Will our ball club win the pennant?Do you think they have a chance?And tell me, friend, how in the world have you been?Tell me what's out and I want to know what's inWhat's the deal man, what's happeningWhat's happening, brother?What's happening, brother?Ah, what's happening, brother?What's happening my man?
>>196457766the food born illness would go down if they washed the lettuce. Same thing happens with chicken. I dont know what you want me to say
>>196457775yes it is wdym
>>196457679>Did you know you also wash chickenayyo sheniqua you got dat lawry's dish soap for da chiggen??
>>196457679>wash chicken before frying or baking itwait is this real
Friendly reminder that most liberals still think the human lifespan used to be ~35 prior to vaccines and the Industrial Revolution. They think you just rolled over and died at 35.
>>196457851>>196457840I literally worked in a supermarket deli where we baked and fried chicken. We had these sinks with water(?) or some kind of solution hooked up to the hose to wash them
>>196457664That isn't business regulation, it's preservation of life Now that you mention it, I guess a Republican could also say regulating food is preserving life
>>196457866so if i get like chicken breasts and i don't clean them before i like pan fry them i could get sick? what should i clean them with ?
>>196457900You should not wash yo chickent. The FDA
>>196457900fuck if I know man, that was what sanitation and bossman had me do. We had them in our walk in fridge come in frozen
>>196457922>>196457912im getting mixed signals here someone smart tell me what to do please
>>196457866that picture is literally me when i'm working
>>196457939I'm the smart one, don't listen to him.
only black retards wash their chicken. I can't believe you guys don't know that lmao
>>196457957got it thanks whenever i make chicken i give my cat a little bit too and i didn't want him to get sick either
>>196457976he'll be fine as long as it's cooked
>>196458012that's good , unrelated but i used to let him outside for a few hours a day but i read that they totally destroy little critters and stuff and are making some birds go like, extinct. so i give him treats like chicken to make him less mad at me for not letting him out anymore lol
>>196458036poor cat
>>196457950
>>196458074he's got plenty of space to run around trust me lol he was very mad the first month but he's okay with it mostly now
>>196458036did you even bother to learn if these "endangered" birds even live in your area before imprisoning and tormenting your poor cat like that
sitting criss cross apple sauce posting rn
you mean indian style
>vtuber
>>196458167i was also worried about his safety because there's wild animals outside my dad was telling me about his chickens getting attacked by coyotes and it kind of scared me desu
>>196458183umm
>>196458183i want the starbucks frap so bad right now you are killing me anon
>>196458167Anon is doing the right thing. It's very likely for his cat to be hit by a car, and he is most certainly killing native birds, endangered or not.
>>196457060https://youtu.be/6psa1ptpGTc?si=WLMblTYAXCJhsXxs
>>196458233No he's not, he's just imprisoning his poor cat cause he read a gay article
>>196458218who gives a shit what some retard wrote, it's indian style simple as
How many kids are you planning on having?
>>196458246I hate it when it drops my photo
>>196458295don't lie you just forgot it
>>1964582810-2
>>196458258Cats are indoor pets. Unless you live on a farm, there is no reason to let a cat roam outside.I can link you dozens of non-gay, peer reviewed articles to back up my claims
>>196458281minimum 3
>>196458233I was watching a homesteading youtube/tiktok/facebook influencer and he has two famous cats and one famous small mutt thing, the current ongoing saga is one of his cats which are basically a combination of freeroaming/indoor cats left one day and was never seen again
>>196458306no they're not.
>>196458301No actually I think I forgot I added it already so I clicked "choose file", realized I had already added it then clicked away which is what dropped it
>>196458333Pretty common. Outdoor cats tend to not live very long
My cat runs around outside all the time and doesn't have any problems, but he's a chad cat unlike you guys and your bitch cats
>>196458387spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spider can, walks on walls, horizontally
What would you guys have majored in if you went to college
I'm drunk and I miss her like crazy and I'm fighting to not reach out to her right nowbros it hurts so much
>>196458456i wanted to be a nurse till i had to do nurse things so i dropped out lol
>>196458387my cat's honest reaction
>>196458456Something safe like mechanical engineering
>>196458387who the FUCK you calling a bitch cat? My kot is a mighty hunter and he kills the stupid voles in the field
>>196458477would talking about her help anon
>>196458456In college, majoring in national security
>>196458507I actually went for mech engineering but dropped out for a variety of reasons. I'm a mechanic now but I always think I should have stayed in school
>>196458478What specifically about nursing turned you off to it
>>196458456I did go to college and I majored in environmental science, now I'm going to grad school where I will major in biology
>and I majored in environmental science
>>196458573Whats so funny? There are a lot of career opportunities in this field, if that's why your laughing
>>196458495i love tuxedo cats >>196458477don't do it right now wait till you sober up at least>>196458552 the work schedule being crazy long hours and you can be called into work at anytime and stuff, i liked the idea of helping people but the bloody gross reality didn't match that. i mostly went to college so my parents wouldn't be mad also desu
>>196458456probably something law related. though, much like the anon who wanted to be a nurse until they actually found out what being a nurse entailed, I imagine I'd hate it if I actually had to work in the legal system.
>>196458594yeah that's why you're going to grad school lmao
>>196458562Neat. My sister has a PhD in some biology discipline, don't know what exactly. She engineers baby formula for Evil, Inc.
>>196458598Ya nursing hours are terrible. There's also a lot more shit, piss and spit involved then I think most people realize
>>196458616Not sure how to respond to this, but I'm very happy with my life choices. I get to study live sea anemones and starfish in the laboratory, it's pretty cool>>196458642Sounds like some sort of biochemistry thing
>>196458680>There's also a lot more shit, piss and spit involved then I think most people realizeoh man i'm not surprised at all. when I worked in environmental services at a hospital, there'd regularly be feces and pee in those trashbags. guess it got me used to getting some poop on me at least.
>>196458601Ya that sounds like a nightmare. I think I would have liked mechanical engineering a lot based on the people I've talked to in the field, but it isn't exactly what I thought it would be either. Fields like that will always have a lot of job variety, but it seemed like most people spent the first years of their career signing off on drawings and qcing parts
>>196458741>spent the first years of their career signing off on drawings and qcing partsyeah cause you're so special you shouldn't have to work your way up the ladder doing the grunt work first?
i think i need a new chair or im getting old or something my lower back is killing me all i want to do anymore is sit in bed with my laptop
>>196458705Grad school is for people who aren't good enough to get hired by their junior year, although I can't imagine the opportunities for jobs in environmental science are actually as good as you're pretending. Maybe you can work at some gay non profit for a while though.
>>196458705Her thesis was endocrine related, but more than that I couldn't say. Obviously the finer details are lost on the laymen but I visited her lab in Paris a few times to see what she was working on. She had to dissect mouse livers so she made a little "sacrifice alter" out of her lab equipment with tooth picks, cotton balls and stuff like that. Ger colleagues thought she was a freak
>>196458809post bank amount poorshit
>>196458822>Ger colleagues thought she was a freakacademics can be such prudes.
>>196458713Why would you want to be used to that
>>196458841post yours first poorshitter, I wanna see your daddy's money
The shadows betray you, because they belong to me
>>196458858i just assume i'm going to be stuck in menial labor hell my whole life. maybe if i become durable enough i can get a good paying job doing some absolutely rancid work like sewer scrubber
>>196458809Lol this is one of the worst takes I've ever seenGrad school opens up even more opportunities for you in STEM. And some people actually want the challenge of delving deeper into research of whatever niche field they are into
>>196458764No, it just sounds boring is all. Anyway it's not the only way to get started, the engineer we have at my shop worked at a machine shop out of college until he came here
>>196458822i wish i was smart and talented like that i don’t care about the money
>>196458889no it's not, you're just not especially talented and that makes you angry that you have to go to grad school cause you've got a useless degree
>>196458850And french to boot. You'd think euros would have a lighter mood but they often have no sense of humor
>>196455699die, visajeet
Wow I bombed another (You)
>>196458924I found people were decently humored the few times I went to Scotland. Maybe the continent itself is different, though.
>>196459014way to go buddy guy
>>196458841come on poor shitter, post daddy's money already lololol
>>196458981the yotes don't come down close enough for my cat to worry about them, which is good cause I don't want them around
>>196459125i look like that
>>196458923Kek what? Why would i be angry? This is the best thing thats ever happened to me. I get to move across the country to do this, something that ive always wanted. I'm very happy that I'm going to grad school, I'm happy that I get to so more hands on science and that im furthering my education in a field that's useful to the whole world.Why are you so bitter anon, did sometimes bad happen? Do you want to talk about it?Usually when people belittle others accomplishments it's because they are insecure about something themselves
>>196459170oh dear that’s not gonna work for long
>>196459197polyamorous relationships are fucking disgustingEXCEPT if it's a guy and all femalesthen it's just a based polygamous harem and completely fine
>>196459185Just a guess but, since all your responses have been seething so that's why he thinks you're angry. Hope that helps!
>>196459239Where have I been seething? Please point out the sentences that indicate my apparent anger.
>>196459197that nigga be dressing quite zesty I must say
>>196459225lmfao yeah poly people are weird in my experience they’re always trying to convert you to their thing i don’t understand how a relationship can operate with no trust like that
>>196459125They howl all night, it's fun to open a window.
>>196459309i think it's telling that i've never seen a 'normal' one. the few people i've known to be in one, it was all remote e-partner shit that was just waiting to end. i can believe you can have a polyamorous relationship; just that said relationship isn't going to last for any amount of time and is meant to be enjoyed in the small passage of time it lasts.
>>196459185By the way, how I was so easily able to tell that you're poor and living on your daddy's money is because you said post bank account instead of investment accounts.Just the little things that marks you as a filthy poorfag peasant
-Unforseen Consequences- I had a bunch of grease and mud on my coveralls and went to pee and now it's on my dick. I'll have to remember not to use the fly sometimes
i can't stop pissing
>>196459332horse girl energy in this video is off the charts>>196459352i usually don't judge people but it doesn't sound like, emotionally healthy to be in a relationship like that. if you can even call it a relationship. it reminds me of old people being swingers and stuff, it's all about sex and being sleazy
>>196459324they are kinda otherworldly when they yowl. I just hope they stay up in the hills so I don't have to start shooting them
>>196459430I didn't make that post.I am poor THOUGH but so what?I'd rather be paid 60,000 a year for a job I love than 80,000 a year to sit in an office all day
how much money in a regular bank account would be considered a lot of money
Skibidi toilet
https://youtu.be/c4j9Z9bwBBU?si=ctf3YcFNLcd7nqmE
>>1964595495k
>>196459568Was just saying this down the local Barcade
>>196459549if i keep saving how i am, i'll probably hit 10k in my checking for the first time in my life. it'll be a lot to me...
>>196459631can't wait for the jokester 2 to come out. shame it'll probably suck
>>196459609>>196459612okay i am definitely out of touch>>196459598i love these songs they're really cute flamingo was stuck in my head today
>>196459650>shame it'll probably suckalmost assuredly, sadly
https://youtu.be/hxJaXEHtqso?si=Y-PV5QzoYijKShRf
>>196459549First, what's the high income line?
>>196459698like you want me to answer that question?
I kept a bunch of money in my checking cause my bank was being dumb and wouldn't raise my e-deposit limit, and a rich guy said you just have to keep a bunch of money in there for a while and they'll raise it.banks are so gay sometimes
next op is going to be that painting of the tower of babel . someone else recommended a super serious not funny and dark psa about drunk driving and idk if i can do that
>>196459843Here's a good one for a new
>>196459823years ago i heard once you get around 25 grand you should put all that into low stake investments like war bonds and you'd be set for life in like a decade. wonder if that's still true
>>196459720whatever is comfy income, multiply by 95. match it to a 5% dividend. that is 'a lot of money.'
>>196459881alright i'll save it
shit. just buying hotpockets gives me the heebiejeebies
>>196459917idk maybe like half a million dollars?
>>196459883not even remotely true anymore, most of those wouldn't even keep pace with inflation so you'd be losing money, and 25k isn't enough.but you CAN do that, provided you have enough money and have it properly invested, where it's beating the inflation rate.
>>196459932stop being a pussy
Thus always to leafs
>>196459961i'm gonna be fucking poor forever
>>196460073it's kinda cool how the bullets are glow in the dark and you can see when they like bounce off the hill they're shooting at
>>196460129must suck to be the guy who has to paint each individual bullet though
>>196460087>the game was rigged from the startWhat no one ever tells you is that it's incredibly easy to make money (((provided you start with a lot of it)))
>>196460087well historically if you just invest in an S&P500 ETF you'll do fine, and then learn the magic of compound interest
>>196460073wtf what kind of target even needs that much firepower
>>196460146>.>
>>196460191It's really for ariel suppression of area targets. You could use it for SHORAD I guess
>>196460263
>>196460279why though no previous either like i have the thread ready for 311
>>196460279Fake
>>196460191
>>196460365what the hellshould i make a new op or what i don't want the janitor to get mad at me again
>>196460383Do it the mexibro is just trying to steal the show
>>196460400NEW
>>196460393uhh maybe he's been waiting all day to have the pleasure of making the new thread? ever think of that you selfish twatwaffle?
