"democracy" edition>>196460400previous
drinking covfefe
>>196484596that's a great idea anon im glad you have some at around the same time everyday cause you remind me too, this is a good time for chai
Pizza should be here anon.Get it? Anon? Heh.
I'm concerned I drink too much coffee. I don't drink it for the caffeine or anything I just like the way it tastes. But I do drink a lot of it. How much is too much you think?
>>196484730
>>196484754probably shouldn’t have more than 3 cups a day is what i do
>>196484912I usually have a 4 shot Americano in the morning and sometimes again in the afternoon
>>196484754cutting my caffeine to zero, even first thing in the morning, has noticeably improved the time it takes me to fall asleep and the quality of my sleepthis is gonna be a "highly variable for different people" thing
>>196484956that’s probably fine i’m sunning my body right now like yesterday on my balcony i need vitamin d
>>196484914theres a thing where it makes you read a line and do vocal recognition to make sure it's really youbut the whole point is bullshit to fulfill a legal requirement.for example: all of the "quizzes" are 1 question, multiple choice 4 questions, but 3 tries to get it right (and there's always one obviously wrong choice)the point is to bullshit their way through all the legal requirements
>>196484985O ya, I typically have no problems falling asleep so I don't think it's that. Really it's just endurance in concerned with. I've always had good cardio but I noticed I start breathing heavier tWhile exercising sooner than I used to. I still don't feel fatigued but i don't know if it's messing with my heart rate or somrthing
Which one of these is correct?
>>196484985Nah, caffeine can interrupt deep sleep.>>196484754caffeine in coffee is a drug. you can experience withdrawals, and tolerance.Take a break from it for one day, note how you feel - probably like shit.I take coffee breaks, so I can feel the euphoria again.
>>196484526Nice, you posted the cum imageHaha, cum
>>196485166none of them.>I may be visiting you tomorrow. (most formal)or>I may visit you tomorrow. (more formal)>I might visit tomorrow. (less formal)
>>196485368if something is requested i add it to the queue and you were next
>>196484754This is why I drink decaf. You get the coffee flavour without the caffeine.
>>196485400Nice, thanks
i know its probably in my head but when i go out and sun for just 10 or 15 minutes i feel much better after
we have the very best minds here in /cum/ don't we
a cuppa and a bowl
Got the Dominoes Spinach and Feta thin crust.Oh my Lord.This shit has grated Feta, Asiago and provolone, spinach, roasted onions, and instead of marinara they use a light Alfredo sauce. This is the most delicious thing I've eaten in years
>>196485533university of washington has rooms for people to sit in and get their vitamin d fix for the (many) overcast months of the year. its called seasonal depression affective dissorder
>>196485580nice i just got done with my tea i usually don't smoke until night time>>196485590i think im gonna order dominos saturday for my cheat day, it's been hyped up a lot in this thread that does sound pretty good
>>196485590thats my favorite one actually. sometimes I'll add chicken
>>196485645yeah im also taking vitamin d pills because my bloodwork came back and my doctor was like, "start taking these and go outside and get some sun somtimes" cause my vitamin d levels were so low
why would you order dominoes is there seriously no actual small family pizza shop near youit's not even more expensive
>>196485648>gonna order dominosPretty sure you won't be disappointed
>>196485726i love my local pizza place but they only do pizzas dominos has sandwiches and desserts and stuff
I'm played a lot of CS, gonna take a break, drink a BIG glass of water, and do something else.
>you're favorite hobbyIm trying to get into fishing
>>196485726Small family pizza places aren't always better. There are a few by me and only one makes a better pie than dominos
>>196485726I'm at work and am nowhere near a small pizza place
>>196485774glad you're drinking more water have your headaches been getting better
>>196485835I haven't had one but if I continue to not have them it should be the water.
>>196485779Sailings pretty fun but I don't go as much as I used to
>>196485696Excellent taste
Greetings to all you hell bound homosexuals
I want to quit all social media (4chan included) but I feel like that will severely disconnect me from what’s going on in the world and modern culture
Opened my window for some fresh air. I took the screen out so I could climb on the roof and then lost it, so hopefully bugs don't fly in my room.
>>196486154how do you lose a screen
>>196486131Who cares about modern culture. Just do what you want
>>196486127hey fella>>196486131im saving that gif cause it's literally me, but just cut back you don't have to quit all at once like that>>196486154oh dear
>>196486200I put it in the basement and then it disappeared.I really only open my window during winter because I hate the heat, so it's not a problem. It's kinda cool out today so it should be safe.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGe_zdeDzPo
>>196486321Garbage music for garbage people
gonna lay down for a while my back kinda hurts see you guys later
>>196486359let me catch u on the lack and its lit lil nigga
I need to shit so I will now shitWill report back once I’ve shat
>>196486440This is an English speaking forum sir
weathers been fuckin beautiful. summers gonna be another heat stroke, but i like this right now.
When will Bam Margera relapse and return to earth rocking?
I remember having (SEX!) with this one girl I used to innocently hang out with on high-school and telling her how much I wanted to fuck her back then. That turned her on even though she used to think I was an ugly weird kid.Life is so curious sometimes. Women never stop being misterious hoes. You just need to be a brave explorer.
>>196486590It's 47 degrees
>>196486441Remember to inspect your poo on the poo-inspecting shelf
>>196486694I really like this picture
>>196486709Funny enough I’m at my parents place until Sunday and they do have a shelf toilet :DD
>>196484526I just peeded in my pants and it smells like piss
>>19648665050F is beautiful. Anything hotter is brownskin tier.
IT'S OVER!
A BASTARD FROM A BASKET, A BASTARD FROM A BASKET
It's nighttime here. I think I saw something move in the corner of my eye. Not sure. Might check it out.
>>196486824I went to Germany once and I got to experience the poo-inspecting shelves for myself
>>196486868Makes sense dodnt it
I used to live in Nebraska
I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground.
>>196487129Paul Logan?
>>196487152and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.
I'm glad to announce I have finally come to find Ice Spice extremely fuckable
Boutta go to the Cheesecake Factory
>>196487270She looks like she has Down syndrome and not the good kind
We can fix all our country's problems by abolishing congress, the scotus, and all the state governments, and then just giving the president unlimited power over virtually all facets of society. But the catch is that they're only allowed to reign for one month, at which point they'll be executed regardless of performance.Obviously the execution rule is the one law they can't change, nor can they curtail the enforcement of it.
kot
>>196487458I don't think this is a good idea
I should replay Half-Life once again
>>196487492doge
Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
oh look spring/summer, the season where old men in my town have nothing better to do than cut their lawn at 1-2 inches rather than the allowed 8 inches max height
Make sure to watch to the end, it’s an epic winhttps://youtube.com/shorts/ClfSIiM276k
>>196487496Spoken like a true Nazi.>>196487565>get liquored up and go to the Peachtree dance.The Peachtree dance is code for sex. Peach = vaginaTree = wood = penis.Peach might also mean ass, but I imagine anal was illegal back then.
foxe
>>196484526
>>196487816
>>196487743They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother’s teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of Bandy’s sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
>>196487842lol
They upgraded the local Dollar Tree to a monstrous size
>>196487871disappeared up in an ephemeral haze of Jesus smoke.>>196487890welcome to the nightmare
>>196484526have to complete a writing exercise and come up with a script for a 1 minute stage play. this is the weirdest work training i have ever done.
But you gotta make your own kind of musicSing your own special songMake your own kind of musicEven if nobody else sings along
>>196488189slam that shit into chatgpt my nog
in the hospital. they want me to stay at least until tomorrow morning, possibly longer.
I have a final interview tomorrow and I'm kind of stuck on what kinds of questions I should be asking. I've already got a pretty good idea on what my responsibilities will be and who I'll be working with directly so I feel asking more questions about my specific role at this stage in the process might look bad on me. I was thinking maybe asking some questions about the company in general would be more appropriate?
>>196488205will probably fo that for the play.
>>196488244hard to say without knowing the specificsasking about what the ramp-up is like, i.e. how long will it take you to producing at full capacity seems to have gone well when i asked it for most jobs
Arm the harpoon
>>196488403Who with that body type thinks "ya, I ought to flaunt all this"
>>196488403she's just fatsome heavier girls look like fertility goddesses and become real hotnot this cow though
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
A chilean got the last post hmmm >>196486535
>>196488403>>196488441Black guys will kill their homies for this
>>196488540Go ahead and tell us why kant was right all along
>>196488540Post canadian tits
>>196488224I diagnose you with ASS cancerHope you feel better though XOXO
>>196488608About what?
>>196488441>>196488520I consider myself a fat guy and she's certainly fatter than I am and I feel awful about myself.
>>196488193https://youtube.com/shorts/S6z7NrETBPc
>>196488602They do that anyway. Why concern yourself with the opinions of people with no taste whatsoever
white women like to fuck niggers, sorry, it's an unfortunate truth. but you know what? that's fine. cuz latinas and asian women love white men, and they're a million times better. let the niggers have the white women, they deserve each other.
>>196487657There are lawnmowers running every day, it's hell. We need to kill boomers and Xers.
>>196488682You have body dysmorphia
>>196488707I don't concern myself. You asked why she was flaunting her fat white bod, it's like the batsignal for non-whites on dating apps.
>>196488751??
Hope you're enjoying your last year of living in a country that isn't a dictatorship, USAbros
>>196488910how does it affect me personally
>>196488910For what reason?
>>196488934You will be kidnapped and raped with dragon dildos
>>196488734Based
>>196489071When girls say they are gamers 9/10 they just play Sims or are some FPS casual streamer
Is the roastie apocalypse upon us?
>>196489140the last of millennial roasties are hitting the wall, so yeah
>>196489330>Kwebec>LaffsIs this even possible?
>>196489400Anglo population in kwehbec
>>196489535eternal anglo strikes again
Can't Understand Me
>>196489775deep /cum/bro
clown world
>>196489902Schumer is an especially weaselly Jew https://www.instagram.com/cameronjgilliam/reel/C34EPNONH7F/
>>196489869me in the back
CUM = Can't Understand Math
my fren changed jobs in his company and now helps with the orientation of engineers for a government contractor. they just had a session where the legal counsel told the new engineers they didn't suddenly become 10/10s and that when attractive women cold approach them at a hotel bar it's a honey trap. some of them seem discouraged at this news.
>>196488910Bunch of judges can just decide whether a president should be absolutely immune and be an effective dictator.
>>196490229Wait you mean my Chinese gf that started dating me after I worked for Boeing doesn't really love me???
>>196490270i'm sorry anon
I'm CUM
I am CUMer.
>tfw no Malay gf
just ate some achiote chicken with rice and some coca colaI will now take a nap
>>196490664stereotypical Mexican
>>196490693such is life in mexico
>/cum/ always slows down right around 5-7 ETWagies commuting home after posting during mr.shekelstein's business hours
Saw an interview today (it must be from around 2000) of a guy who fought in WW2 for the allied forces, a brazilian from my city.He fought in Italy and stood there in the final months of the war. He had two main battles against the germans, one of them was Monte Castello.In the next one they fought the germans for 36 hours in a city in the mountains.He said it didn't have 5 minutes of cease fire. But he said the germans didn't want to fight with baionettas (they only liked to shoot with guns). kekAnd he said the brazilians were admired because they roamed every terrain and had courage. And he told after the end of the war they were in the middle of a regiment with 5 thousand germans responsoble to cook and etceteraIt were 1000 brazilians. 2000 dies in 2 sunken boats in the atlantic ocean ( by unknown reasons)
>>196490776i've been laying in bed reading the thread on my laptop this whole time but not posting my back hurts and the medicine i got for my throat makes me feel woozy and loopy
>>196490776I'm here the entire day i just hate you guys
>>196491038Need to get one of those lumbar support pads for your chair it sounds like
Slow hours
>>196491235i bought a new chair online yesterday and i also got one of those lumbar things like you said . just waiting for it to get here the guy is supposed to put it together when it gets delivered so i don’t have to
>>196488751>Germany just allowed 5 year olds to be a tranny and start medical transition>German poster pushes body dysmorphia on one of the western countries that is starting to wake up to the horrorsI can't wait for the AfD to fix your country. I'm ashamed to have German heritage, the way you fuckers keep acting.Fat shaming is a good thing, enabling people to have unhealthy lifestyles isn't virtuous.
>>196491325Too good for chair assembly huh
>>196491438
>>196491441no i would just rather have someone who knows what they’re doing do it instead i would probably break it or get frustrated and never assemble it i know myself pretty good
A slice of chilly pizza, straight from the box in the fridge? And a tallboy of cheap domestic swill beer? Why... yes!
>>196491504Well alright fair enough
Do you expect a deluxe treatment and an absolutely perfect service everywhere you go?
>>196491586no that would be stupid and setting myself up for disappointment
>>196491586I expect absolutely nothing so that I'm only disappointed sometimes
>>196490446>romanticizing ai picturesThey mostly look like mid to ugly Asians.
COME ON SHIXERS SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS THEN
i am a WHORE for double chocolate cookies
>/biz/fags now have to register their emaillol one step away from having to make a 4chan account to post
>>196491709i love the white macadamia nut cookies from subway personally i will eat them until i get sick desu
Lets play: Will the sun ever be visible again in the PNW? Season 7 E334
>>196491717hi grandpa welcome to a month ago LOL
fast foodcartoonsvideo gamespornography the 4 pillars of /cum/ discussion
>>196491871Want to talk about tanks
>>196491586I don't leave my apartment much.
BURGER CROSSING >BURGER CROSSING BURGER CROSSING >BURGER CROSSING
>>196491871
>>196491949Would be nice to get out more. Probably lots of cool things to see
>>196491871>people bitch when /cum/mers post about anything else>people bitch when /cum/mers post about the basicsWhat are I supposed to do?
>>196492072Should post about ur hot bod
>>196491921yeah but not boring shit like how they work i would like to know about their effectiveness in the battlefield in 2024
>>196491438mfw when thinkegn about u hurting
>>196492092Skinnyfat people don't have a hot bod. University meal plan food was crazy unhealthy. I'm on a diet and more exercise to drop 30-50 pounds.
Imagine reading this good.
>>196492109Seems like active protection, mobility and combined arms have become far more important than armor and firepower. Imo future armored vehicles will be up armored upgunned IFV's bridging the gap between MBT's and IFV's, capable of carrying an element of mech troops
>>196492110he looks so disoriented poor baby
rip Dio :((\https://youtu.be/-G0u13COALAhttps://youtu.be/-G0u13COALAhttps://youtu.be/-G0u13COALA
women are a lot like strawberries, sometimes they’re at the grocery store
>>196492027I went to the pool with my gf's family a few years ago. Pretty much the highlight of this decade so far.
>>196492487Ride the spiral fren
>>196492444>the wild ones are sweeter and smaller>the ones made by a farmer are worse and fatterThat's the opposite of women.
>>196492533What's that mean?
>>196491871kfc bowled edd and eddydoomeve lawrence
bros what's a cool, walkable city I could spend a week in over summer
>>196492589Idk if you're the type to pay attention to lyrics but have a listenhttps://youtu.be/Y7JG63IuaWs?si=wwQzgkxEqQbCMZBA
>>196492681>walkable cityThat meme shit? Eurotrashland.
>>196492717>meme shitI get it you're a fat alcoholic, some of us like to be outside
>>196492688NINE MINUTES?! oh dude just keep your awakenings. thanks, though
>>196492742Being outside is great. Go into the rural land for that. You honestly think that being outside in an urban environment is even remotely the same?Burgers Not even once.
>>196492784>being outside in the sun only counts in le nature!go play with a moose, junkie
>>196492822>wandering around in air pollution is my goal for the summerJust smoke cigarettes.
>>196492767Is that long? Anyway it's about focusing less on doing things deliberately and just doing anything at all. Spirit of discovery Will to Power kind of shit
up at least $300 on craps today
and thats the peak of civilized discussion itt
>>196492850>every city is a toxic garbage sprawlI'd hate to have as little experience in different places as you
>>196492717>>196492742>>196492784>>196492822>>196492850get a room queers
>>196492863>Is that long?Tiktok and Soundcloud have unironically shortened the length of music, by at least 30 seconds, but up to a minute.We're entering the 2:30 range for songs.
>>196492887if you saw me in real life you'd be shaking and on one knee like "omg i'm so sorry sir"
>>196492911enough about your husband though
>>196492902How the fuck are you supposed to trip listening to 2:30 minute long songs
>>196492883Cities are toxic sprawl. That's their appeal. Being surrounded by all the people and things. A byproduct of cities is the light and air pollution.You might not realize it, if you lived in a city forever though. You might honestly just be used to never seeing the stars in the sky, or having clean air.
>How the fuck are you supposed to trip listening to 2:30 minute long songs
>>196492863It's a long time to listen to Tool. I think I already practice that, though. Or don't, rather.
>>196492950Zoomers microdose? Also they're on uppers, they want it to change often.
>>196492767This one's probably more to your taste then. 2:20 longhttps://youtu.be/82XqhHYwB-Q?si=CE7XXFZrcR26VSKZ
>>196492955>people only like cities because of the reasons I sayegoist junkiesad!
So busy shit posting on /cum/ I was almost late for work. With any luck I'm going to nap through at least half of this shift
>>196493074based snoozer
When women say they're looking for a relationship, but don't want sex, what is this a code word for? It sounds weird.
>>196493243probably code for "sex will come if I actually like you" and they just say no sex to avoid people that don't want anything else. or she could be a not until marraige freak but there are few legit ones
>>196493243looking for a relationship not fwb that’s a good way to filter fuckbois from the start
>>196492379rip that little based guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frUq17Av6V8I saw him live when I was 15
i will now inform all my friends in the /cum/gen that i've got my criminal law exam tommorow at exactly 10AM CTE. i will now be accepting your good luck wishes ITT
DEATH GREETS ME WARMNOW I WILL JUST SAY GOODBYE
>>196493393gl
>>196493403Death isn’t warm, silly zoomer.
>metal album from the 80s>zoomeryour brain on 4chan
>>196493578I feel like a non-insignificant portion of the people calling others zoomers are also zoomers
>>196493628shut up zoomer
wtf is a shift differential
>>196493481ty
>>196493578Only zoomers listen to boomer metal.
>implying zoomers even know who Dethklok is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTIhWw6OGY0
Eating a cookie dough party blizzard
>>196493391>I saw him live when I was 15Damn im jelly. I would give both my nuts to have seen him in his prime>>196493681Im 36 doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQWELCOME TO OUR FORTRESS TALLTAKE SOME TIME TO SHOW YOU ROUNDIMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK THESE WALLSFOR YOU SEE THE STEEL IS MUCH TOO STRONGCOMPUTER BANKS TO RULE THE WORLDINSTRUMENTS TO SIGHT THE STARSPossibly I've SEEN TOO MUCHHangar 18 I know too much
>>196493666that's your holiday or overtime
i want to have unprotected sex with a whore but none of them allow it. in fact it's hard to find a whore for any kinda sex. i fucked some russian recently with a condom on and she was so rude and didn't speak a word of english
>>196493741It was awesome. I've been to only like 6 live concerts in my life but all of them were nice.I saw Pumpkins United (Helloween) in 2017 which were very nice too.For me it's important to go with a nice crew of friends
I am very depressed and I just want to sleep all the time.I don't know why I'm depressed
>>196493887probly don't wanna give you sick cuz
>>196493887You are going to get Aids if you do that.
>>196493900Go out for a walk. Night incelwalks are best. t. walked 600,000 steps last month in night walks
create a humorous short story about the tiktaalik in latinChatGPTCertainly! Here's a short humorous story about Tiktaalik in Latin:Tiktaalik et Piscis IncredibilisIn tempore antiquo, in undis profundis, habitabat creatura mirabilis nomine Tiktaalik. Non erat piscis, neque erat tetrapodus, sed aliquid inter utrumque. Tiktaalik erat magnum animal, quod semper curiosus erat et nova investigabat.Tiktaalik, curiosus et audax, semper novas terras et aquas explorabat. Unum diem, Tiktaalik deambulabat per rivos et paludes, et subito vidit piscem incredibilem. Piscis ille non piscis communis erat; caput piscis erat, sed corpus habebat pedes! Tiktaalik stupefactus erat."Piscis cum pedibus!" exclamavit Tiktaalik. "Quid hoc est? Num est ludibrium?"Piscis, ridens et saltans, respondit, "Salve, amice! Ego sum Piscis Incredibilis. Nonne meum spectaculum amas?"Tiktaalik, risu solutus, respondit, "Verum est, Piscis Incredibilis! Spectaculum tuum est mirabile et ridiculum. Unde venisti?"Piscis Incredibilis, gestu pomposo, narravit, "Ego sum ex aqua dulci, ubi vita est ludus et gaudium! Nunc autem ad terram veni, ut novas regiones et species discam."Tiktaalik et Piscis Incredibilis multas horas riserunt et fabulas confabulati sunt. Postea, Tiktaalik rogavit, "Num mecum ad terram venire vis, Piscis Incredibilis?"Piscis Incredibilis, capite nutans, respondit, "Gratias tibi ago, amice, sed in aqua mea feliciter vivere volo. Sed semper amici erimus!"Et ita Tiktaalik et Piscis Incredibilis amicitiam firmaverunt, et Tiktaalik, risu recreatus, in aquas suae domus rediit.Finis
didnt read a single sentence
>>196493900what does a normal day usually look like for you
>>196493997really interesting man everyone wanted to read this thanks for sharing
i read it
>>196493997Once upon a time, in the vast expanse of the internet, there lived a person who fancied themselves quite the comedic genius. This individual, let's call them Alex, stumbled upon an anonymous image board where users from all corners of the digital world congregated to share stories, memes, and jokes.Filled with enthusiasm, Alex decided to contribute to this virtual melting pot of humor. But instead of concocting a traditional joke or meme, Alex opted for something different, something that would set them apart from the rest. With a mischievous grin, they crafted a witty anecdote entirely in Latin, confident that their fellow netizens would appreciate their intellect and wit.Excitedly, Alex posted their Latin masterpiece and awaited the uproarious laughter and praise that surely awaited them. But as time ticked by, their anticipation turned to confusion, then frustration, and finally, to despair. No laughter echoed through the digital halls, no praise adorned their post. Instead, there was only silence.Frantically refreshing the page, Alex watched as other posts garnered attention and adulation, while theirs remained untouched and unappreciated. Desperation clawed at their heart as they realized the harsh truth: no one understood their Latin joke. Their brilliance was lost on the masses, buried beneath layers of linguistic obscurity.In a fit of anguish, Alex lamented the cruel fate that had befallen them. They cursed their own folly for assuming that the denizens of the internet shared their esoteric sense of humor. With each passing moment, their disappointment deepened, weighing heavily on their soul like a millstone.And so, defeated and dejected, Alex slunk away from the image board, their dreams of internet stardom shattered by the insurmountable barrier of language. In the end, they learned a valuable lesson: comedy may be universal, but not everyone speaks Latin.
not reading any of that gibberish
>>196494106they really hammed up alex's disappointment here lmfao
Does anyone know how to improve focus to ignore surrounding sounds? My dibshit, idiot neighbor sleeps all fucking day and snores something ungodly, and then stays up until like 4am bitching on the phone about how no one will hire him. I fucking hate the guy but he's way too nice to yell at. I just need a way to focus long enough to get work done despite having to room next to a fucking pig-ass piece of shit.
>>196494143I KNOW RIGHT?!
>>196494158Deep Work by Cal NewportThe Intellectual Life by Sertillanges
>>196494158try some noise canceling wireless headphones
signed up for a part time gig that I really dont want to do now that its time to toil
>>196494216what's the gig anon
And in the streets, the children screamedThe lovers cried and the poets dreamedBut not a word was spokenThe church bells all were brokenAnd the three men I admire mostThe Father, Son and the Holy GhostThey caught the last train for the coastThe day the music died
quaso
>>196494177Many thanks :)>>196494214I'm Jewish, so I'm not looking to spend money.
>>196494261>I'm Jewish, so I'm not looking to spend money.lmfao okayuhhh those little foam earlplugs they give out at concerts are pretty cheap
waiting for the sun to go out so I can go outside and smoke a joint while listening to music and pondering the future
>>196494290wish i could come too that sounds great rn
>>196494298I will metaphorically bring two and smoke one for you
>5 hours old edition still not at bump limitstep it up /cum/ we have reputation to maintain
>>196494316thanks anon i appreciate that honestly :>>>196494338it's cause i haven't been replying to every single post like i normally do i've been in bed
>>196494386me and my bitch (she looks like britta perry)
>>196494369play through the pain soldier
>>196494386when the 40yo bald guy at the bar says he’ll give you a good time this is what he means
Thank you for having me.I am very happy to be here.
>>196494386at some base level, the hairless yearns for hair. He is incapable of understanding why he is hairless, yet at a genetic level he knows he should have it.
>>196494426hola amigo como estas mas cerveza por favor jajajaja mentira
>>196494426we're all /cum/bros anon
are you more of an oldhead or a youngblood
>>196494386truth implosion device: the one receiving the massage is enjoying it more than the creepy hairless one
Making a hashbrown, ground beef, cheese, and gravy casserole. Is it a beef poutine? Not traditionally, but close enough. Cheese curds are fine, but I don't really see why people act as if they're the peak of cheese for poutine.
I enjoy watching other people play video games
>>196494590i really want to try poutine
>>196494386tvthnvke: those are 2 male cats
i want to get some loafers but my arch is too high. both my parents have normal feet, why did mine have to get so fucked up?
Canadian kids and teenagers are mindbroken by the internet & social media. Yes, actually Canadian (white) ones. They cannot function as normal human beings. Even just 10 years ago it wasn't this bad. They act as if everyone else is an NPC to make clout from, ironically an actual NPC attitude itself. I'm considering getting some sort of pocket weapon to lightly graze asshole kids who walk on the bike commuter path and freeze like deer in the headlights yelling NPC shit when I warn them to move. I'm aware that pepper spray is more painful and likely easier to use in this manner, but that's too much of a bitch move, a razor weapon will bruise their egos just a tiny bit more.
>>196494614You've never had it before? It's delicious
made one so support your /cum/brother>>196494728
>>196494713that sounds like a novel idea
>>196494695get some gel insoles fitted for you to support your high arches anon
>>196494739Their parents aren't disciplining them and the kids at school aren't bullying them enough. Someone needs to humble them.
>>196494734i would have to make it at home shouldn’t be too hard i just never have the calories for something like that
>>196494614Imagine chili cheese fries, but with gravy instead of chili. It's really great.Don't listen to the Quebecers, who will insist that poutine must be made with cheese curd. Mozza cheddar mix is better.>>196494734A lot of Americans find the concept to be revolting for some reason.
>>196494695My feet are perfectly flat and really big for my height. I'm 5'9" and wear 13's
>>196494713The solution is to raise you kids without screens, and don't give in when they beg/cry. Randomly attacking people with sharp weapons is just as illegal as pepper spraying them. You need to be aware of our laws, brownie.
>>196494868>>196494868>>196494868
Just shaved my mustache and the beard I was forming, I'm a civilized man.
>>196494875You are 21 posts early
>>196494874SAAAR, I don't care if it's illegal as it's the right thing to do. Additionally this most often happens along an unmonitored bike path and the police don't do shit around here.
>>196494875dude way too early we’re not even close to 311 yet
>>196494881A bit of facial hair prevents me from getting burned as much so I never shave it all the way
>>196494874Walking on a bike path is illegal. Obstructing the bike path and endangering cyclists is illegal. Verbally harassing strangers is illegal.
>>196494750the problem isn't the arch support, it's that having a high arch raises your instep. i can't fit my feet into loafers, or any laceless shoes desu, because the top of my foot is too high.>>196494871we suffer
>>196494990At least it's easier for me to pull the insoles out of my boots. That's generally what I have to do. I always have too much room in my instep though, opposite problem you have
>>196494911>I don't care if it's illegal as it's the right thing to doIt's not the right thing to do, because it's not going to correct the behaviour. The news will report it as you attacking kids, and no one will learn a lesson. If anything, they;ll start attacking people on bikes.>>196494937Attacking kids with sharp weapons and pepper spray is illegal. How about you stop living in a shithole, where you need bike paths, and parents let their poorly raised kids play on them?
>>196494921Damn, that sucks. I only used some water and soap desu.
DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A TUNNEL UNDER OCEAN BOULEVARD?
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three cums in da log can we make it 4
>>196495073Not burned from shaving, burned from swarf hitting me in the face. I used to clean shave but if I leave a bit most swarf just bounces off
>>196495126Yet another early new? What's wrong with you guys
>>196495162Ahh, seems understandable anon.
ok so unless the janitor deletes the canadian and the mexican new, we should probably just go to the canadians one , it would be irresponsible for me to make another new on top of the 2 early ones
>>196495050>The news will report it as you attacking kids,Dude, they don't report pedestrian deaths by car here, they don't even report intentional homicides, they don't report any of the fucking crime here. At most it will have a passing mention on a Facebook page and no one will be identified, if that.>If anything, they;ll start attacking people on bikes.They already attack people on bikes. Cars do too. Cyclists rise up and don't take this shit anymore I say>If anything, they;ll start attacking people on bikes.Then we get bigger weapons. I have a gun. No ammo but it scares people away well enough.>Attacking kids with sharp weapons and pepper spray is illegal.Boohoo nigga>How about you stop living in a shithole, where you need bike paths, and parents let their poorly raised kids play on them?Nah, they leave, I'll only be here for the next year or so anyway.
>>196495217We should use one or the other but if we balk at the mexibro's thread again it would seem unfair, and the leaf was far too early
>>196495249i thought we didnt post in goshpedo threads
People put staples and shit meant to deflate bike tires ON THE FUCKING BIKE PATH. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Police won't do anything in this community. I'm just told to put up with it, just repair and replace my tires over and over.
how bout i'm using none of em
>>196495267I forgot he was a freak, you're right. Court of /cum/ is adjourned, see you guys in the new
>>196495282Cyclists are doo doo monkeys and deserve it
>>196495318I have been an agreeable rider, following the laws, acting courteously all these years. I'm not putting up with this anymore. There has to be consequences for obstructing the bike path, throwing staples on it and harassing cyclists who are just on their way home from work.
