"raiding the liquor cabinet" edition >>198813054previous
>>198814837aight
LOL
>>198814823
>>198814852the camera looking down was shocking >>198814832he looks like hes making the best of it though
>>198814852>SÄFTE
I bought a big ol bottle of shitty wine for friday nightwho will join me on this booze cruise
Russians really love their anal porn
>>198814877I'm just getting high but I'm here
>>198814877i dont drink but i can hang out still right>>198814873hi germany apu
>I'm just getting high
>i dont drink
good night
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>198814891Good morning!Or good night, in your case.
i can't ever sit comfortably i need one of those lisa simpson chairs
>>198814885yea maybe a little
>>198814921git gud
>>198814909gn!>>198814926my bedtime is in 2 hours or so>>198814908it makes me sick and i can't drink on my medicine anyway im not trying to be a wet blanket i promise
>>198814928>lisa simpson chairA university buddy of mine had one of them at his desk at home. I tried it once and it was interesting. However I have a bad back, and this kind of chair has no back support at all.
>>198814928one of these?
this "meme" isn't true, but if it were, the european would be living better.
>gets shot by some fucking lunatic somehow allowed to carry
this is peak snackyou can post another snack but youd be wrong
my favorite russian/slavic trap video of some blonde haired cd'er sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass is gone and im devastated
>>198815016im glad someone else here gets it, i love uncrustables. i prefer the strawberry jelly ones though
>>198815024Should always back up your favorite goons desu
>>198815016love embut homemade PB&J's are cheaper
>>198814969that would probably fuck me up i hate barstools for that reason. chairs need a paradigm shift i think the old right angle design is outmoded or maybe sitting itself is just unnatural
>>198815029there has to be a mirror somewhere, it was so goodthink he was in a skirt and had blonde/pale hair
Hey man fuck you alright pal just fuck off already
The words "smell" and "sniff" are ruined for me
>>198815041>the old right angle design is outmodedI can't sit on a chair or bench where the back rest is at a right angle. They're supposed to recline, i.e. tilt backward a bit.>>198814985I actually drive the car in the picture, and I bought it because I'm 6'6" tall and I needed a car where my long legs could fit under the steering wheel. The Volkswagen Up is surprisingly roomy inside. Also Europe is full of narrow roads and small parking lots, and this car can be parked almost anywhere. The only downside are the car's shock absorbers, it's a hard ride on bumpy roads.
>>198815108why
>>198814985This is a true meme
>>198815133PoopButts
>>198815088
>>198815128>6'6Look at this prime Germanic specimen
>>198815142huh
>>198815136i dont know many 25 year olds getting married or lives in a house like that. maybe in their 30s, but they're still partying right now
>devour some chips ahoy>still dont have any milk
>>198815214that's a tragedy im sorry anonbut do you look like that are you really a sad cowboy
>198815214>devour some palm oil and dough made out of people with chocolate flavoring maltodextrin>still dont have any fake milk
>>198815279I'll enjoy my fucking cookies when I want, you shithead
Women literally release pheromones that make them seem like they smell nice and are attractiveFucking beguiling devils, we should burn them for their witchcraft
Would
^gay
>198815314>cookies
>>198815325men do that too
>>198815279What's wrong with maltodextrin
>>198815338Wrong
I release farts and musk
>>198815150What
>>198815372Femboys are gay
>>198815370Probably bad if it's only chocolate flavored chocolate substitute which is what I guess he's joking about
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>198815374musk has pheromones in it
>>198815382Wrong
>>198815393gn!
>musk has pheromones in it
>>198815370its corn
starting today i am doing 23 full days of nofap
>>198815401>has a dickI'm sorry. It's fact
>>198815415i dont look like that, and i am actually very stupid thanks
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT CORN!
>>198815418It comes from a lot of things. It's just a starch, which every plant ever has
>>198815424When a penis exists on something more feminine than woman it makes them more feminine for not being a womanTherefor they are a womanIt's straight, chud.
>When a penis exists {...} it makes them more feminine
>>198815435
>>198815394Well i'm steeped in androsterone rn if you know what I'm sayin'
>>198815444its okay to be bi dude you don't need to pretend feminine boys are women like seriously it's not that big a deal it's okay
>>198815454What even is the devil's corn wtf
>>198815463i don't really know what you're saying but i assume that means you stink right
>>198815481You're choking on his cob!
>>198815484Y-ya. It's pretty warm out and I was left with like 300 inches of weld to do tonight so I'm feeling the heat
>>198815515do you get to wear one of those flippy welding hats so when you do it sparks don't fly in your face but stay cool anon drink plenty of water
if i packed you guys a lunch, would you eat it?
>>198815532no
>>198815522Yes. Also so you don't go blind. I put racing stripes on mine (also to identify the owner ME)
>>198815532Will you cut the crusts off
>>198815532is there>bread>corn>seed oils>yeast>fluoride>high carbs>fiberif yes to any of this then no
>>198815549is it really that bright that you would go blind? that makes sense though i remember some people were using welding hats to watch the eclipse a few months ago. i'm sure yours looks cooler than all the lame normal ones with your stripes though
>>198815563of course anon if that's what you preferdo you want it cut straight across or into triangles>>198815571in this case i would probably pack you some baked salmon fillets, or maybe mahi-mahi . and maybe a little side salad (with no dressing)
niggas be like"this fiber and corn too spicy"
>>198815600ok i accept. i don't like fish but if it's good i'll tryif you make steaks thats wife tier
>>198815603>these oxalates and corn are reducing my lifespan by about 30 years babe
>>198815578Yes. temporary blindness is immediate with permanent damage occuring from even short durations.
Folding another basket of laundry.
>>198815600Triangles because they're the strongest shape
>>198815659i dont wanna see your boxers niggatf u doin ur own clothes for thats a womans job
>>198815623unforunately i'm no good at grilling, i can manage okay on a gas grill but im hopeless at charcoal. i'm too afraid of it being underdone in the middle and i overcook steaks. i am trying to get better though and i did manage some pretty nice medium rare new york strips a little while ago
>>198815623How can you not like fish you monster
>>198815667don't need to be grilled even though it's nice just try cast ironlove me some steak kebabs
>>198815663sounds good thats my preference too >>198815646well make sure it doesn't slip off while you're working cant post here if you're blind after all
>>198815667The nice thing about steaks is that you don't have to worry about undercooking them too much. I like mine seared and almost raw in the middle
>>198815666Shut up
>>198815676fish tastes fucking terrible half the timeand a lot of seafood is just bugs but in water.
I've got to admit, for all its redditness, the 'cold open' of the very first ep of Letterkenny is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
>>198815667how can you fail at steaks?super high heat, 3m per side for a 2" thick steak bam done
>>198815696fuck you beta fag
>>198815695i also like rare steaks, but i just don't want to get sick . overdone steaks are way too chewy and the texture isn't pleasant. it did take me until my 20s to get over the blood that pools on your plate when you eat a well done steak, i was a vegetarian for a short time when i was a teenager cause i loved cows so much
>>198815721burnt to shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>198815748not even
>>198815721the temp wasn't high enough it just got cooked too long and didn't sear properly. i know it's really simple and im getting better at it but my first few attempts were rough. i haven't ordered a doordash in almost 3 weeks and im kind of proud of myself. i feel a lot better.
>>198815767Boywife
>>198815659i also need to do laundry but i'm procrastinating
>>198815767the real trick is to let the meat warm up for like 25m or so before you cook it. then let it sit 5m after it comes off the heat before you cut into it
cute boywife making you steaks and sammiches for picnics
>>198815710Quit buying filet o' fish and tilapia then
>>198815852nigger i only buy and eat real food and i still can't stand fishrather just eat lamb at that point
>>198815734Cows are pretty great. It's too bad they taste so good
>>198815884cows deserve respectnot indian levels of insane shit eating worship but they are sublime, as if they were made for humans
>>198815879What's not real about tilapia or pollock. What kind of fish have you had? What do you define as real or fake food?
>>198815847it is pretty great, although was scary how easily I fit into the feminine role
>>198815843i do let them rest after cooking cause i don't want all the juices to escape from the cooking process, it's good for them to settle for a little while, but letting the meat warm up is a good idea i'll do that next time>>198815884i had to grapple with this a long time ago and kind of just accepted that it's part of life. it does make me picky about what beef i buy though, i want the cows to have lived a happy life atleast, not cooped up in some jail where they cant even turn around
Just got in a heated argument with some other nerds in Dota 2
>>198815897>as if they were made for humansWell, theyve been domesticated after all. All animals deserve respect but especially the ones we take from imo.
leafbros...
>>198815917not saying those are fake just saying i still don't like fish 98% of the timefake food tho>packaged shit>1000 chemicals>oils>tv dinner type shit>frozen mcnuggies type shit>hormone pumped chicken and processed milk with all the good shit removedif its not from as clean a farm i can find and i don't cook it myself in a pan that's never seen oil i don't like it
>>198815925there is nothing wrong with being a little feminine anon, do whatever makes you happy
>>198815925i love feminine guys tho
like i get some people not liking lamb because of the taste but if you just cook it to around 110-115 it doesn't turn bitterdon't like grain/corn fed meat tastes worse to me than grass fed and grass finishedreally like lamb in steak diane sauce.
>>198815979All food is comprised of chemicals anon
>>198815983well it wasn't just a little, but it was very fun>>198816002many such cases actually
>>198816019i am willing to give lamb another try, but everytime i've had it it's tasted like sweaty armpit to me and idk why
>>198816023not the kind of gotcha you think it is when you COULD eat meat that doesn't have hormones antibiotics and weird shit and preservatives added to it vs something having that shit. like no thanks to yeast or a ton of additives. and basically everything prepacked, even "health food" has shit like fortification that you don't need i STILL wouldn't eat like UK mcdonalds because of the oil but the ingredient list meme is real
>>198816037hey i think i know who you are anonhow was the bachelorette party?
I've never liked lamb, even from a fancy brazilian steakhouse I couldn't stand it.
>>198816039overcookedit starts to taste bad once you go past like 110 degrees, the bitter taste comes from unnecessary heat interacting with the vitamins in it or some shit. lamb has a lot of omegas and other good shit in it and grain fed lamb defeats the entire point
>>198816071i like lamb for its multivitamin aspect, healthier than even grass fed beefbut beef does taste better and i have a ton so i enjoy ribeyes and tenderloins regularly, made with pan sauce and a little bit of flambe >>198816037its ok to be cute and wifey anon
>>198816080 i'll give it another try next time i'm somewhere that serves it. hopefully they do it right and don't overcook it because i can't stand it like that
>>198816106Actually yummyshould be pork tallow desu
i believe i could be competitive with michael phelps not saying i would beat him but i could make it close. how fast can a person really possibly swim
>>198816106i can just make that my fucking self instead of having niggers touch my food in commieforniaand cheaper cus i have a ton of tallow.>>198816132just look up how to cook it on yt, its been a while but the sweet spot is like 110 degrees or something. apparently not going over 120~ is essential to not having it be bitteralso recommend a good sauce with it but careful not to add too much extra heat to it when adding it
If you're autistic gf offered you a crayon to eat would you eat it?
>>198816106i will admit tho once you make stuff yourself and figure out what's healthy and isn't you can enjoy shit like chips and fries whenever you want if you make it yourself with proper ingredientsim not gonna do into extreme autism on what foods are truly healthy and arent but compared to the SAD and the normies understanding of healthy good (low/no fat especially saturated animal fat and tons of plants) just eating steaks and fries cooked in animal fat all the time is infinitely healthier
>>198816171no why would i eat a crayon i'm not retard. i wouldn't date a girl that eats crayons either that's taking advantage of the mentally handicapped. execute yourself
>>198816061that wasn't me but I know who you're talking about.>>198816103>its ok to be cute and wifey anonyeah but you cook your steak way more fancy than I do it sounds like!
>>198816171of course i would she saved it specifically for me
>>198816188Lol I literally thought this same response in my head
>>198816171naww
>>198816141it says he can swim 8 miles an hour do you think you could beat that
>>198816191i'll show u how to cook gourmet steaks in 10 mins anon :)
>>198816222i think i could hang with that that's like the speed i back out of my driveway at
>>198816222If there's qt Asian girls in the stands yeah
>>198816257ew u like bugs
/cum/ looking like a buffet to me tonight, a couple femboys and a hag? Don't mind if I do.
calm down there casanova
>>198816248his whole life is swimming though i know you said you weren't gonna beat him but hes in a totally different league than you >>198816288that is a truly repulsive pepe why is he so photorealistic i can see individual hairs on him lmfao
>>198816236that does sound nice, my next steak i was going to try and marinate it perhaps
>>198816257
>>198816318Hi spinster hope you're having a lovely evening
>>198816330steak marinades are usually pretty lightwhat's most important is a good sear and brining ituse iron for a good sear and pat it dry then smoosh it into the pan and use a temp gun to know when the pans above 450 and then pull it when its 120-125, use an instant thermometer too
>>198816362Wish a girl would do this to my balls desu
>>198816398smash your balls into a 450 degree iron pan then stick a meat thermometer down your pee hole?
>>198816414And sear and brine them yeah
>>198816318well he'd better take up golf or something with a couple months of training i will smash 8mph that's glacial he's gonna look like he's swimming in tar
>>198816429
>>198816362oh no I'm one of those ditzy boywives I guess...I just get the pan smoking hot and then pull the steak off after 2 or 3m per side
just slept for like 3 or 4 hours from 12 to 4am, its kind of poggers because this is the right time to sleep, now if i can just stay awake until like 9pm my sleep schedule is saved
>>198816431lmfao i admire your confidence>>198816429is everything okay anon?
brining your balls would take liek idk salt down your pee hole bro>>198816455good enough but getting the sear is essentialhnnng steak cooking boywife
eating steak kebab :)
jason btfo!
>>198816475I make steak all the time honestly it's probably the thing I cook the most cause it's easy and good. Don't hate me though a lot of times I'll cook it on the bbq cause my apartment gets too smoky if I do it on cast iron :/
>>198816531it's a little late for something that heavy but i hope you enjoy regardless
>>198816594i woke up late so meh>>198816590id do it only on a grill but thats more effort its ok anon
>>198816590hi ai picture anon how are you
cook boywife x cook boywife is kino
My racing stripes
>>198816652boywives usually want big muscle man tho :(
>>198816683heck yeah dude that looks cool i like the yield to animals sticker too thats a nice touch
>>198816751bisexual women and muscle men should sign a treaty to split the boywives equally
>>198816619>but thats more effort its ok anonyeah it's such a pain having to air out the whole place! problem with the bbq is you can't really get the garlic in there>>198816628I'm well, how are you?
>>198816806women don't want a boywifei want a boywife to be the boywife that fucks the other one in the ass
>>198816815im doing okay glad you're still doing your thing buddy
>>198816815i don't have a problem with the pan being smokey honestly just make sure the steak is dry and it should sear in 2/3 mins i always make sauce in the pan too
>>198816859you would be suprised anon
do you like jewelry anon
>>198816859but then we'd be boilesbians or something>>198816877word bird>>198816880hmmm yeah idk maybe my cast iron is too greasy or something, the whole place gets smoky as heck
it's so over
>>198816931>boilesbiansim ok with that im practically boiling in this heat already>>198816894yeah i would be, point me in the right direction
>>198816937Not my problem.
>>198816947is the implication that you'd be...less sweaty and hot if you had a boilesbian around?
UUUUOOHH
poopdick motherfuckers shut the fuck up
>>198817030nah probably more.
/cum/ is a bl general i love it
>>198817075Stfu Sayuri you're fat and snipped now
>>198816683looks like you got a tiny head, ayo look at this pinhead ah nigga
that hairstyle is hard to maintain
this board is only for straight men who smoke and eat Chinese food
>>198817079well it's cool here I'm tempted to put on a jacket
>>198817127ayyooo shiett
>>198817147i eat chinese food and i look like that
>>198817154i'm dying in a t shirt and boxers with a bunch of fans on, how tf is it cool there
>>198817186How are you American and not in a/c? Are you in California or something?
>>198816937>no house no carok her I'll feel bad for the rest of those roasties can suck a big fat can of chef boyardees famous "i don't give a fuck about you fuck you bitch" raviolis
>>198817170I'm here to support you on your weight loss journey
>>198817208>caliew no
>>198817186well it's 57F and also probably cause it's like 2am. I wish it would warm up a bit though I haven't gotten to jump in the lake yet this year
>>198817223is that the kind of swimwear you wear to the lake?!
>>198817212i don't think that's a real chef boyardee product lmfao>>198817216i dont actually look like that im a normal weight i was just being goofy
>>198817219Hey!
>>198816937This is sad.
>>198817212>no house no carbro its a negro. feel bad for the people who have to interact with it.
I KNOW A MAAAANE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO CRYBUT THESE TEARS I CAN'T HOLD INSIDE
>>198817267you gotta leave that sinking ship anon..>i can save him, bros
>>198817246yes (sometimes!) but not most of the time sadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xkHow it feels to meet a new guy and bring him into the friend group and groom him into our jokes and turn him into an early 2010s 4chan veteran
>>198817272thats fucked up
>>198817303me when i get injected with the drug that makes me say me too
>>198817306yeah i hate breathing the same air as them.
>>198817272the only one who interacts with her is her mom and dad and siblings sadly, she's festering in her own juices on the public busses and in the shared home on her way to her minimum wage grocery store associate job someone get that girl a house and a car and some milk lil mommas overheating
>>198817301go on..
>>198817330chortled at this post
i'm thinking, it's time
Girls really underutilize toe rings and anklets
>>198817376what are you thinkin about>>198817372thanks :>
>>198817386i'm looking for some toe rings and i have an anklet but i'm picky it has to be silver or goldim a dude THOUGH
>ankletI usually hear this word in the context of magic items/gear in fantasy games
>>198817358I normally don't if it's not secluded is all!>>198817424isn't it pretty self explanatory though
>>198817386anklets are cute but toe rings can get caught on your socks and be uncomfortable and it can be hard to get the fit right
>>198817455detail about the fits tho
nvm i don't have nice feet and i need to shave my legs they're a little stubbly
If I was neo-Hitler I'd gas everyone with an outie belly button to usher in a era for Innie supremacy
>>198817463why wear the toe rings if you're going to be putting on socks, it's like wearing a ring but you're wearing gloves I don't see the rationale. In the same vein of thought that must be how people who have nipple belly button and genital piercings must feel when wearing regular clothing lolz
i wear pinkie rings
>>198817512Don't clean cut razor shave you big tranagram, just trim with hair clippers and keep the hair maintained unless you're a swimmer or something and you need to lose that extra drag (pun not intended).
>>198817571I've been told I should wear a chain necklace, but I never do
>>198817574meh stubble doesnt look good you either shave them clean or dont shave them at all>>198817595you shouldtempted to post pics of mine but scared
>>198817536it's definitely a seasonal accessory because it's gonna be sandals or some kind of open toed shoe. and that's not really possible when it's cold out but you gotta wear socks sometimes and it's not always convenient to take it off. you gotta do maintenance and keep it clean too, it can kind of restrict the movement of your toe as well. more hassle than it's worth
>>198817479oh lol I have a light pink one piece bathing suit, then a white and floral patterned bikini with the side ties and also a striped white and baby blue bikini
>>198817620do u have boyboobs anon or is it just for the crossdress aspect lol
this is a sad year for us late 1993 chads
>>198817656
I got scammed outta 40$ by this middle eastern scam they started doing one year I got a fake gold chain/necklace out of it I said fuck it and just started wearing it until it lost it's sheen
The moon is known to be made of cheese.
>>198817662he's just got a bunch of eels living in his basement he feeds sometimes? is this a red or green flag>>198817656sad
>>198817680yeah no you can't buy precious metal jewelry from any fuckeronly used gold sites with a good reputation or good jewelers and you have to watch the premium and calculate it. anything under 100% is a good deal. i have like 2 troy ounces at my desk right now
>>198817646haha no I don't think it's healthy to do all that hormone stuff. so perhaps my girlfriend(male) days will come to an end one day but such is life!
>>198817695I had cheese and crackers for dinner :)
>>198817704The scam was they need money for gas then he takes off one of his many chains and rings as a show of desperation I'm such a retard god
>>198817719>come to an end one dayBros..
I could never visit China because I'd be scared of every building or bridge collapsing
>>198817750that sucks anon yeah nothing anyones offering in a parking lot is EVER good lol
>>198817764You could never visit China because they wouldn't have your begpacker ass you LIAR don't act like it's the Chinese public infrastructure holding you back.
>>198817757yeah will be weird, maybe I'll get married and have kids one day and have to hope all the...silly photos of me don't surface :s
>>198817794>begpackerI would never stoop that low, although I love hostels
Milking myself to the thought of milking Abby like the ornery sow she is
>>198817800You may as well share some for now.
>>198817821jesus, this is ai isn't it
>>198817821craziest sentence i've read here in a few weeks
>>198817826nice try anon!
Ornery sow is good
>>198817861Bros..
>>198817820I was in one hostel it was a good time, I didn't really talk to any of the 5 french girls who were there but they were making eyes my way! I gave them a packet of cookies I had then passed out before my flight the next day
>>198817878hate kikes
>>198817877I got drunk and posted lewd pics last year and now they show up on reverse image search I didn't figure anyone would care.
>>198817944uohguhgohu hdshfpdsj awoOOOOGA
I talk of things that might beat herIn a voice that makes a post russshYeah I can tell
>uohguhgohuhdshfpdsjawoOOOOGA
>>198818023
>>198817841Obviously, she has six toes
>>198818047hi russian anon do you lurk here sometimes
>>198818047WHY IS AI SO BAD AT COUNTING TOES
god i like cute guys
>>198818108kys desu
People who make traveling to trendy international hotspots their entire personality are insufferable. Paris, Ibiza, Bali—people who brag about going there have dead soulless hedonist eyes.
>>198818108me too
>>198818129
>>198818132Ppl who think coast to coast means LA to Chicago are even worse
>>198818145
>>198818182in my heart, bikini anon
>>198818182i know its just a meme but i did look behind me
Girls are mean.
>>198818182There is a blank wall inches behind my head
>>198818206normally someone's behind...nvm>>198818226what did you see back there?
>>198818248u get plapped a lot
>>198818240what happened anon >>198818248the headboard of my bed im on my laptop
why does it blow my mind that Indonesia has the FOURTH highest population in the world?
>>198818267They're a lot meaner even in daily interaction than guys
>>198818306I have not experienced this
Brown girls owe white guys sex
>>198818292Relative to their population, you don't hear a lot about them.
>>198818306you shouldn't generalize like that anon both sexes can be jerks
>>198818264no but I am a terrible tease>>198818267hmm don't look up
>>198818292what the fuck is indonesia
>>198818327ughh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmljreTAgYI
>>198818328Indonesian women are so pretty and hot
>>198818328why is this pepe so low quality
>>198818309Probably because you're tall
>>198818315the toe ring + anklet combo that was foretold in the ancient legends....
In the future Canadian girls will look like this
>>198818437grim
>>198818408idk
>>198818461idk why but i laughed like an idiot at this
>>198818437>indian rapemenI'd prefer chinks even though they're a lot smarter when it comes to implementing violence than browns
>>198818517new
Coyote noises in the distance
>>198818417I'm 5'7
>>198818479how can you laugh at my suffering knowing that indonesia exists and is that large now
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>>198818543oh my god they keep getting worse i cant take you serious when you are disintegrating in front of my eyes lmfao
maybe ill get some friends if i join a cult
>>198817878Why do incels gobble this shit up like candy. Does it make them feel valid
lole
