>>198865140I have literally never heard of this country before.
>>198865140>>198865221I will never cease to mistake both of your countries. Someone should change their name.
>>198865140Affordable tourist spots and thieves
>>198865140I wanted to say that you are pussies, that you should've either completely accepted your Russian population, or kicked them all out instead of giving them that weird semi-citizen status.But then I realized that Lithuania doesn't have "alien passports", it's Latvia who does.
poor 2nd world shithole
>>198865140My cousins :) (I'm Jotvingian)
>>198865140Christ of Europe. Mistreated and brutalized by Poland and Russia.
>>198865140Ruled the Slavs
>>198865306>giving them that weird semi-citizen status.It was a temporary fix to deal with 900k first generation immigrants that belonged to an actively hostile ethnic group that was backed by a much larger and more powerful country. They were given a temporary passport, permanent residency and a fast track to either Latvian or Russian citizenship. It worked. Most of them either fucked off or naturalized eventually. Their kids born after some year in this vicinity just get normal citizenship. We managed to get into EU and NATO without an actively hostile voting block potentially sabotaging the whole thing.It's easy to judge when your country doesn't have to walk the tightrope between getting invaded by Russia for reason A and getting invaded by Russia for reason B
baltoids steal cars and export them to Kyrgyzstan and other CIS shitholes
>>198865590criminals*
>>198865140I had a fun campaign playing as them in EU4Other then that, I don't have any
Poland's BVLL.
>>198865140Better than I expected which makes me regret skipping Klapedia, but at least I visited Kaunas instead of only doing just Vilnius and Trakai.The English voice in the Iki self checkout uses the same kiwi girl voice as we have in Australian self checkouts.I really like how you have a lot of public water dispensers there.Also Lithuanian girls are qts.
No idea. The flag looks African.
Baltinx pipo are elves in general, love them all
>>198865140Stop making threads about us and drawing attention to us you mentally ill foreigner dipshitLess people know about the better>>198866565We're ogres, and non-white. Also poor shitholes full of criminals.
>>198865140baltic subhumans + finngolians are really unable to play football.you do not belong in europe.
>>198866730Thank you for your valuable insight, everyone should follow this man example and not think about us. Thank you.
>>198866686>poor shitholesSo, no diversity?Cool, what's the average house price there?
>>198866773icelanders with 300k population made it in euro few yrs back, with an amazing performance, hence ur population isnt an exuse. ur not europeans.simple as.
>>198865140cute country. I wish to visit it.
>>198865140Is there any point visiting as a touristt. In Stockholm picking next stop
>>198865140Tsundere af
>>198866837Oh but I agree. I personally identify as Black.>>198866828>No diversity1 in 10 people here are foreigners with permanent residence vizas. We have quotas to import workers of 50k/every year. In 10 years 1/3 rd of our population will be foreigners.Also, we're poor as fuck and property prices start at 500k. Don't come here.
>>198866916Nothing to do or see here. Go to Poland.>>198866954We're just low IQ ogres.
>>198866988>1 in 10 people here are foreignersSo, no diversity, got it.
Stop making threads about Lithuania
>>198865140Interesting place, I'd like to learn more about it
>>198867017Yeah thinking of flying to Danzig then to Lithuania via rail but not sure maybe I just get fk out of Roth Europe and go to Albania where there's actual sun and beaches
>>198867075This>>198867042That only includes third worlders from Africa and Asia, since EU expats don't need vizas
>>198865140you piece of shit, stop posting about our country
>>198867094Don't >>198867095Yeah, go anywhere but here
>>198866686>>198867017>>198867075>>198867106>>198867107>>198867159What are they trying to hide? qt girls?
>>198867197Nothing to hide. Only poverty and misery here. Pls send gibs and never visit.Also our girls don't shave, they bathe once every two weeks (10% of Lithuanians don't even have toilets, not to mention showers), they are materialistic as fuck, golddiggers, and will cheat on you first time she can. Also, bad at bed.
>>198865140Not many thoughts desu, you're usually bunched together with the other two as if you were one entity.The only think I'm wondering is that you used to be big and now you're smol. Was that just an empire, or were you guys genocided by the Russians?
>>198867351>Was that just an empire, or were you guys genocided by the Russians?BothThat's all you need to know about us.
There's a lot of robotic lawnmowers in Lithuania too
>>198867472We don't have electricity, stop spreading lies.
>>198867472we don't have lawns, retardit's all swamps here
>>198867499>>198867723I should've taken a video of the robot lawnmower when I was there but sadly I didn't.
>>198865140I woudn't mind finding love there, blonde, blue eyed women are my weakness
>>198868082fuck off kangaroo nigger
I stayed in this country for 2months to visit my friend during summer vacation 10 years ago.It was quite a nice country.Cepelinai with Svyturys beer was awsome
>>198868082you've seen too much, refrain from posting in these types of threads ever again
Gaijin cock worshipping OP needs to kill himself
>>198868294he is a Zainichi polack Saar
The balt I know the most about after I found Lithuania Explained
>>198865684>map painting with city statesngmi
>>198865140the first foothold for a reborn german imperialism
>>198868713it's actually russia, germany breaking molotov ribbentrop pact destroyed it forever
So, what threads are we making about Lithuania lads?
*sharts in the above poster's mouth*
>>198868713what will you do with MEMEland?
>>198868082LiesStop misleading peopleWe don't have lawns or electricityAverage Lithuanian is a literally a Shrek
>>198868891Stop
>>198865281Affordable tourist thieves?
As myliu Lietuvą :)
>>198871238lenkas pydaras cha cha
>>198871238please be in suwalki
Can someone make an angry Lithuanianjak screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT US" meme
>>198871211ThisIf you come here u will get robbed, raped, killed and eaten, not necessarily in this order
>>198871341> requests a *jakYou're a subhuman.
>>198871338will you be there too? im not in Suwałki but still in Palenke
>>198871358>rapedDon't tell fintroon
>>198871358Todžės need for new meat is unceasing.
Poor useless shitholeFuck slavs though, kill or shame your local slavshit.
>>198865140Their current policy of lithuanianization towards their polish minority is cultural genocide>>198865306Lithuania doesn't have a large russian population so they direct their hatred towards poles
>>198865140you should be proud, Lithuania's economic growth is pretty impressive for the past 20 years
no good thoughts
>>198871490There's no growth, don't believe Brussels lie. Average Lithuanian poos in the loo and lives off 70 euros/month>>198871448This
>>198868082There was a large abandoned factory there where the globohomo blocks stand called Skaiteks, brings me back.
>>198871600source?
>>198865140I've been there in passing. It's pretty cool
>>198871647All sources lie. Trust me, I'm a Lithuanian.Don't come here, don't ask about us, don't talk about us.
>>198871647>anon literally lives in the country>"ummm, sweetie, do you have a peer reviewed source to back up your claim???"what a fucking drooling retard
>>198865140I mean no disrespect but I feel like all three should be one big country. They're all very nice and could have some sort of shared parliament with three presidents sharing power.
>>198871865We literally have Baltic council which shares foreign policy.Also, if we three united, there would be more Russians than Estonians inside the country.
I'm quite interested in Lithuania because they had good music in the 1990s that nobody knows about. It's the ultimate hipster /mu/core.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDqJo1w-0gThere are probably 1000 songs that sound exactly like that, and that's a good thing. So I love Lithuania. And that's before I even get into bands like Sekmadienis, Foje, EX-EM and Elektra.So I often try to learn more about Lithuania, but I always get the weird top-secret reactions that this thread has. It's not just a meme; they're like that in real life too. They're the weirdest fuckers on the planet. I used to work with a Lithuanian who would say she's "not Polish" and when you asked her where she was actually from, she'd say, "It doesn't matter." The entire country seems to be ashamed that it exists. They're fucking freaks. Based on most charts and shit I've seen, it's not even a bad place. I'd like to go, but I'm afraid the pilot would fly us all to Latvia instead and claim Lithuania doesn't exist.
>>198865140I would like to fuck some of their women.
>>198871865> I mean no disrespect but I feel like all three should be one big countryThis is a thread about Lithuania, not about Kalmarunionen.
>>198871472they're not polish, they're belarus/poland mutts, more dominantly belarussian that cannot speak both languages properly. They speak a disgusting mixture of it and vote pro-russian everytime. They're a very obvious, very non-subtle fifth column. Lithuanization is the LEAST we should do to them.
>>198872002>FreaksNah, we're perfectly normal. Just look at quotes from some of our most influential writers talking about Lithuanian mentality>We are unhappy alone and unhappy as a community, married and unmarried, we are like hedgehogs huddling together to stay warm – uncomfortable when crowded, and even unhappier when separated; optimism is a bitter mockery of human suffering; life is evil, because life is war; the more perfect the organism, the more perfect the suffering [etc.]Also, our country has nothing to offer, you will find only misery here. Don't think about us.
>>198872031See>>198867289
>>198872144oh shit. dubs of truth. nevermind, then.
>>198872230Good decision.
>>198871808so aggressive anon, do u know the concept of joke>>198871690its hard to perceive from the inside but the numbers are good and they seem to be on track to get even better
>>198872230Don't believe him. Lithuania is actually paradise and they try to hide it so no thirdies will come and spoil it.
>>198865140One time on /int/ a Lithuanian girl posted her feet, and ever since that day, I have had profound respect for the Lithuanian people.
>>198872372Statistics lie. We are only getting worse. Yesterday I was robbed by a group of Somalis, they stole all of my monthly wage (100 euros)>>198872388Jewish lies
>>198872440>anon wanked to tranis feet
>>198872388holy shit more dubs now I might have to
>>198865140annoying af to conquer in eu4
>>198872440That was our local tranis
>>198872440source?
>>198865140sarmatian brother, land of kings, Niemen, buckwheat white as snow
>>198873035We are not SarmatiansOnly Poles are white>KingsReal Lithuania is BelarusWe wuz and still are serfz
>>198873091Samogitia is real Lithuania, everything else is just an addon
>>198865140Shithole, I spit on Lithuania the whore of Europe
>>198872388If that were true people wouldn't be leaving this country for better opportunities abroad and constantly ack'ing themselves just from living amongst each other
>>198865140Heard that like 5 days ago their gov accepted a variant of rail baltica railway connection from Polish border to Kowno and that the whole project costs had quadrupled with Lithunania/ other balts forced to throw billions at the project themselves.
>>198873136This is a lieBelarus with grand dukes Mindaug and Vitold were kangz>>198873253Punish me daddy, you will get HIV from me ;)))
>>198873268This>>198873379It will never happen. We are too poor. Please send money (but do not visit)
>>198865140I've been told Poland is it's big brother and they want Poland to annex them because they are so alike. Trump 2024
>>198873584Other way around, and rather than a brother, Poland is the cock sleeve.
>>198873584We want nothing to do with slavs at all.If I would have a button to kill all slavs but it kills me as well, I would push it in a heartbeat
>>198873798>but it kills me as wellselfish bastard
>>198873892I wouldn't be so depressed if slavs stopped existing, so me killing myself while slavs die is selfless act
>>198865140amazing :D
>>198874049No
żmudzins who think they are litwinsthey also hate Poland for no reason at all
>>198873584Actually its the other way, Golden Age for Poland was whn the King was lithuanian
>>198874422ThisPls ignore us
>>198874709>first polish president was samogitianpolishbros...
>>198874852>golden age dynasty was lithuanian>liberator from russian rule was lithuanian>first president was samogitian(lowland lithuanian)wtf is going on in poland? why does this keep happening?
*AHEM*Let me educate /int/folkx
>>198875283
>>198875283Diasporapoo kill yourself
>>198875283.
>>198875378Kill yourself
>>198865140It seems like a mini Poland and cool! They are just like Poland in every way!
>>198875931>Did someone say Poland?
>>198874422>they also hate Poland for no reason at allDidn't you guys try to fuck them over around the times of the world wars?
>>198876369They stole the heart and SOVL of Lithuania, Vilnius. A city that was built when the leader of the Lithuanian tribes saw a metal wolf howl on a hill.
I hate diasporapoos
>>198874852and current PM of Lithuania is Polish, look how the tables can turn
>>198876817how could we steal something that was majority Polish? it's like saying Lithuania stole Klaipeda or something
>>198877115Language =/ genetics.
>>198877077She's Jewish
>>198877115How is she Polish?
>>198877190who cares about genetics lmao, by this logic 1/3 of Germany and 1/2 of India should belong to us
>>198877362her grandma was even a teacher in a Polish school in pre-WW2 Poland and Polish was her grandfathers home language
>>198877972So Africans, Indians, and Pakistanis in London are English?
>>198877972>who cares about geneticspeople who's countries are built by the natives for the natives, but I guess poles don't care about that, so maybe you do deserve an african invasion
>>198878009So she has some Polish ancestry, but she's not Polish.
>>198878044so Lithuanians in Memeland were also a mix of everything
>>198878016and is a 1/3 Celt, 1/3 Roman and 1/3 Saxon person "English"?
>>198878539Ask /brit/
>>198865140Lithuanian grand dukez should be in charge of Pooland again
>>198879364Vytautas in charge of Poland? VGH..
>>198867289>Also our girls don't shave, they bathe once every two weeksLIETUVA.... home....
>>198865140Wtf is wrong with you? Don't you know the 1st and 2nd rules of /int/?
>>1988803591st rule: bully Poland2nd rule: bully Poland while mentioning Lithuania
rule 1: never talk about Lithuaniarule 2: never talk about Lithuaniarule 3: make fun of diaspoo tranny
>>198865140Victims of polonization
>>198881701Based and true.
Geodrop me 10 euros and in exchange i will give you mergiukų pienas
>>198882310Is it anonymouse?
>>198882310Don't want any pictures tho but I'll give you 10 euros anonymously.
>>198875283>rule of law index for russia not applicableLol
>>198865140Honestly didn't know Latvia and Lithuania were different places
