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I Could Say Something ! Something Very True & Shattering. But. I. Wont.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAdzCnnWqOEI've Done And I have been UndoneAnd that's just the way it's goneI've failed and Failed Jumped Up again and Failed againYet I Look at the world through blue dreamers eyesBlue and I wanna go SomewhereWhere nobody knows me.I'm Scum and I've always been ScumAnd that's just the way it's goneI've failed and Failed Jumped Up again and Failed againYet I Still Look for love through blue dreamers eyesBlue and I wanna go SomewhereWhere nobody knows me.
Mixed coke, 3mmc, mdma, ket and g while inhaling poppers and smoking spliffs through the night. this cant go on. Out of benzos so I can't sleep
janny deleted an early new earlier you better be careful
>>198899112drink
this torrent of the lotr trilogy has polish subtitles by default, yuck
gonna do a poogle search
>>198899109which album was this recorded for?
For me? Hairy women. Ideally, hairy jewish women from New York.
>>198899075my favourite toothpaste
You're an American officer: that's you're only loyalty! That's it!
just some reet proper dirty muck on a bit of toilet paper
>>198899184Hairy armpits? Sure. Hairy cunt? Yes, please. Hairy legs? Hell no.
>>198899112miss the 3mmc and ket myselfbeen off the drugs for 329 days myself
Mighty might
A lot of toothpastes contain potassium One also contains copper. Orange peels do too
are nell
>>198899213I like it all + dont say cunt that is a NASTY word.
>>198899224It was my first time doing ket in years mate this girl offered me two bumps and it had me out of it. Was standing in place for like 5 minutes straight at a time until my mate asked me if everything was fine. I think I'm going to become a ketman now I forgot how great it was
>>198899248>I suffer in France
it's my toilet and i'll poo if i want to
Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskeyThey know me and Jack Daniels got a history
not doing your homework? get sectioned
two BOILED eggs for breakfast and a BLACK coffee
>>198899263Even on a sober life I wonder how do people suffer here. I love this country
entire immigrant population of Britain crushed by hydraulic press **satisfying videos**
>>198899248wish ket wasn't so expensive, it's like $150 a gram here (approx 95 euro), utterly ridiculous
>take off your t-shirt and hop in anon
more iike Loosey Letby haha
>>198899321Shan't. Pectus excavatum man me. What's the rest of you niggas excuse?
>>198899315The hell. Here the most expensive price/gram wise would be coke topping out at 60/70 euro depending on the drugman. Maybe you should try the deepweb, if you buy a bulk of 10gs it could amount to cheap. Or maybe it's due to tariffs related to how far it has to travel to end up in australia. An australian girl i met two weeks ago told me a lot of people on australia did straight up meth
aha yea drugs n tha
Another similarity between these things and pregnancy is the source of the name of vit E (source Wikipedia)was named tocopherol, from Greek τόκος tókos 'birth' and φέρειν phérein 'to bear or carry', that is 'to carry a pregnancy', with the ending -ol signifying its status as a chemical alcohol.tocopherols having two trifluoromethyl groups, one on the prenyl side chain and the other on the chromanol ring, were synthesized.(Metals copper and zinc used)
>>198899357i have it too but it's become less noticeable as i've built up my pec muscles, unless you have a severe case you can probably do it too
gf is getting my a kindle for my birthday
>>198899371meth is very popular in australia yes, probably our most used illicit drug after weed
he don’t yell at garbage can making a eskimo noise all night. no one has it cause i got an ass up my ass
It's too much to be a coincidence. To spare you the spam from now on with this I'm just going to ask a police station or prison or whatever nurse about it
morning
Morning de lids Gorgeous day again here today, gonna have my brekkie soon out on the terrace :3
>>198899410gmorn
>>198899397grim
How do I learn how to swing a golf club lads? Keep swinging with my arms me
ruddy nora
>>198899405>>198899412uh oh...
And I'm not allowed to test this one because I have low blood pressure so I'm going to have to step down as a tester
>>198899438?
just trusted the experts
Wait is the person posting ellipses all the time not spaintard
>>198899464your presence is gonna set him off
>>198899302God bless you frogbro >>198899397might try meth
>>198899472what did the studies show?
>>198899479Mate anything sets him off lol
>>198899424it's tradies mate, they have to get up at the bumcrack of dawn and drive for hours and hours to get anywhere, honestly i can't blame them for using stimulants, i used to abuse my ADHD medication just so i could go to toil
Going to eat 500g of pasta and sleep
>>198899491it's over I'm afraid
dave lind did tie overafter dumping cider thin diego iced cereals througheven if this magic unit deepens it's ok
Cant breeseI'm holding my breas
does he have some kind of diseasewhy does he look like htat
>>198899566He's just fat.
Barrel chest
>>198899566it's probably boosters in his shoes. look at the massive heel
because I'm so good at my job I've been selected to join a more "Strategic" teamIt's harder but it's theoretically paid more for each sale, it's for the salesmen who are the "creme de la creme", and those who can "think outside of the box"Successful high iq people basically
dire
>>198899639Should of used an American psychology image
>It's harder but it's theoretically paid more for each sale>Successful high iq people basically
one day, gaypenis said,"herp de derp i'm so gay"
Cant bring myself to vote Reform now.
>>198899654Should of is it
a hammer smash on the ballsack
any footballs being kicked today?
>>198899655I don't see the contradiction or what's funny
>>198899659those ukraine comments really burried are nige and ruined is chances in an already settled election
>>198899688you are
working hardprogressinggetting rewarded
>>198899566warwick looking cunt
surprised they didn't change the title of "the two towers" since it only came out a year after 9/11 and 2002 was a year of peak fear about terrorism
>>198899729it's also just a bad title because no one, not even tolkein, has any clue which two towers it's referring to
>>198899337women are genuinely freaks
the poo towers
>>198899717wish this was still possible>>198899737sexo
>>198899746Cirith Ungol and Minas Morgul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atgjKEgSqSUkino
Have you ever heard of a benzopyran? It looks like the sugar attached to a benzene but a hormone
>>198899774the films imply it's barad dur and isengard
>>198899775mad how he was like 20
>>1988996742 gamesboth at the same time though (8PM). Hope someone was fired for that scheduling blunder.
>>198899566Bloat caused by lack of core exercise
>>198899796Ever heard of natriumdiosoxide?
>>198899774minas morgul is a fortress not known for it's tower and cirith ungol wasnt even in the two towers you mong, it's obviously isengard and barad dur
eating some rotten old eggs ive had in the cupboard for around 9 weeks
>>198899906O_O
hardly working not progressinggetting rewarded
>>198899906dont think thats a good idea
>>198899923give me energy
>>198899804According to Tolkien it’s Orthanc and Minas Morgul. One half of The Two Towers deals nearly exclusively with Saruman and the consequences of his war on Rohan and the immediate aftermath. The other half of it deals exclusively with Sam and Frodo as they approach Mordor. Ergo Orthanc and Minas Morgul.
>>198899906chinese people will pay you good money for those
Why would women give each other or tell each other to take blood pressure lowerers
>>198899932why too late now anyway
are we fucking in the rorkemobile or not
Must all be syncing up their periods in the cells to build friendship and fraternity
I was hoping that Farage would repent from his earlier views on NATO/Ukraine like Starmer did on Brexit, but it seems he hasn'tIt makes no sense whatsoever to be concerned about "provoking" evil foreign countries by doing nothing wrong like peacefully and diplomatically inviting a European country next to NATO to join NATORussia has already used nerve agents on the streets of Britain and they often talk about nuking us so it's not like we have any duty whatsoever to try to be decent with them, they hate us and they're not a part of our western civilisation. Ukraine is at least trying to be. Farage should recognise that. His anti-Europeanism is clouding his judgement I think
>>198899982I can't imagine how boring you must be to type thisnot reading
Erin go Bragh
might go out todaysuns out
heinz beans order online
>>198899998Haha you got owned you stupid Irish bastard
Normal people have sex. I do not have sex therefore I am not normal.
john hamm back on the booze?he looks fat and ugly - yuck!
>>198899870cirith ungol was in the second book thoughit makes more sense for it to be cirith ungol than barad dur, which is not at all prominent in the second book, or even really the film
brushing my teethgonna get them dead clean
this virgin is unironically talking about an 80 year old scifi novel
>>198900105it's not sci fi lol
GOD DAMNIT
>>198900077Mad Men came out like 20 years ago. He's just aged lad.
mad how nothing really matters
>>198900125people dont get fatter as they age
>>198900132well nobody told me
>>198900132generally they doexcept when you get into your 80s then you shrivel away into nothing and die
>>198900130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Mad how /Brit/ is utterly dead today :/
thinking about how every day is an opportunity for me to prove myself while kids in africa starve into oblivion and never get that chance
>>198900147nope
>>198900161It's 9AM on a sunday after a sunny saturday evening with footy on. All the normoids are still in bed snoozing peacefully next to their latest sexual conquest.
>>198900180average gymfag
>>198900180bit gay this post
>>198900092oh you're right to be fair. for some reason i thought the book ends with them on the stairs
>>198900180wow.
Brit gay that
>>198900180the start of this webm looked like standard banter but it went completely off course
Christ have mercy on my wretched soul
>>198900225it's always that one lad that takes it too far
Even the Reform Party doesn't define what acceptable immigration is...what's this mean lids?
>>198900259line go up
some cunt absolutely REVVING his bike outsidelunatic
Anyone got a spare moss ball I can borrow
is it true Americans have to pay a fee to use contactless payment?
leftoids absolutely seething because deep down they know that nigel is right
Why do immigrants need to assimilate in the first place?
>>198900299idk not a homosexual
>>198900259It means they're right wing grifters who'll keep migration high if British capitalism requires it lol
revving my bicycle vroom vrooom haha
>>198900259It couldn't possibly be that former banker and majority owner of the company Reform Ltd, Nigel Farage, wants to cut taxes for the wealthy and import immigrants to supress wages. No no no I won't believe it. Nigel cares about the common man.
anyone know where I can find some gay porn at this hour
>>198900180this is pretty awesome i think
>>198900349Suck my moss ball and I'll show you
>>198900224>>198900224>>198900224
>>198900349Your dad's private stash
>>198900349try the shop
>>198900349stick around, last of the yank guard will be going to sleep and the native brits will awaken
>>198900186redirect all misogyny to this thread^^^^^^. this /brit/ is a woman love zone
>>198900332too solid to be indian
Get the clappers posted
>>198900383if you posted your own clapper, your actual one and not off google I would tribute it
might move to Pittsburgh
>>198900332this is what happens when you poo using your penis
FACT: Brexit was against catholic Poles, NOT muslims>>198900336how does Farage profit from Mahmood and his 3 wives and 8 kids going on benefits?
Shagged my gf and it sounded like PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>198900444What happens after you coom? Do you stay there and cuddle or what?(I've never had sex)
MossballsGETTHEMPLAPPED
>>198900423Looks nice
>>198900299No
>>198900299Yes
I fear that Prince Louis may have the 'tismGeorge and Charlotte seem like normal nice kids.But Louis is a bit of an oddball.CANNAE be dealing with an autistic royal.He needs to get the Rosemary Kennedy treatment if that's the case as sad is it is to say.
The class struggle leads necessarily to the dictatorship of the proletariat.
Might stay in America and not emigrate to eire or UK
just got the rare foreskin easter egg where you have 2 piss streams
>>198900557id like a face full of ur mums silver bush
https://news.sky.com/story/severe-disruption-at-manchester-airport-after-power-cut-13157007
>>198900557nigga's got a plant flowering app oh my DAYS
what's your opinion on chinese australians?
>>198900557>1 fertilizingthat's what my map tells me to do with your mum
>>198900600They should sit on my peenus weenus
get the stones watered rorke
>>198900600I've spent 0 seconds thinking about them
>>198900600romper stomper man personally
l need a release
RachelReevesLasagna
>>198900646
Getting stoned with my moss ball
>look 35>shave>look like an ugly receding 12 year oldmad that
>>198900656Do not redeem the cow poo saar
>>198900653hate the trend of things being served on boards
i need need need a cheeseburger and fried chicken some burritos
I still calls it Twitter
really tables are just big boards when you think about it
Twatter
here is a nice photo of michael jackson and cherilyn sarkisian
>>198900738Are they yeah?
I feel like Michael Jackson and Cristiano Ronaldo would have got on.
>>198900600i married one
good blowy is better than sex
>>198900557CONNSOOOM
>>198900797A blow job feels better than a vagina.
i just want a friend or two in my life. is it really asking for much? just so i dont feel completely lonely. i dont want a big friend group.
>>198900797>>198900818that's gay
starving but as soon as I eat one bite I feel sick and fullI'm either a teenage girl or have stage 4 leukaemia
>>198900332clean it up wagoid
>Her father, John Sarkisian, was an Armenian-American truck driver with drug and gambling problems; her mother, Georgia Holt (born Jackie Jean Crouch), was a former model and retired actress who claimed Irish, English, German, and Cherokee ancestry.yanks and their ancestry. anyway lads, how does a drug addict truckie get with a former model?
>>198900842probably nervous tension
Ched Evans did nothing wrongRyan Giggs did nothing wrongIt's mad how much of a grudge slags have against Welsh footballers
>>198900824get out there lad. they wont come kncking on your door. tomorrow, we change our lives and sort it out
>>198900851love is blind innit
>>198900842*winks noncily at you*
>>198900851dunno but i've seen the mum on i love lucy
>>198900851>how does a drug addict truckie get with a former model?be born in America 1950-1990
The next OP should be another brand of toothpaste
>>198900722we're on a board right now you hypocrite
left my moss ball down the pub
Am I based?
>>198900919no
moss ball gay porn
yay america yay america yaaaaaaay
Asbestos moth ball trifluoroethane firestarter BBQ lighter
what happened to chris evans
wtf actually is airtasker? keep seeing a really irritating ad for it but it gives no clues as to what it is.
Lads hear me out: Christmas in July, but instead of in July it’s in December.
>>198901029that's christmas in australia
https://youtu.be/d9ifSByzGWI
>>198901026thanks for posting that mate
gb news are absolutely seething over farage's correct assessment of the russia-ukraine war
Some old lady with dementia keeps calling my house. She phoned three times last night. Use to have pity for her but after the third time telling her to phone 999 if she was in trouble at 3AM shes just pissing me off.
Crack cocaine asbestos pipe
>>198901089get her shagged
>>198901095
do you like women with a cheeky bush or do you prefer them shaved?
>>198901175trimmed, for me. an unkempt bush is a bit gross, and shaved is just a bit characterless and a touch noncey
money is the reason we existeverybody knows it, its a fact xx
>>198901207
>>198901207just cause your mum was a prozzie who got knocked up by a client doesn't mean the same is true for the rest of us
>>198901175big bush unshaved pitslovely stuff
>>198901175bush is fine except some really hairy girls who got some jungle
I don't have money and I don't have sex
>>198901175bush, pits, legs and happy trail for me
it may be hard to believe but ive never had sex or a gf
>>198901175>>198901206i like shaved cos i'm a bit autistic and dont like scratchy hairs in my face while im gnoshing
What do you think of my view lads? :3
>>198901241youve never had sex
Ah yes, Sunday morning, the perfect time to trim hedges and stand in the street shouting
>>198901239I don't find it hard to believe lad. I'm a 30 year old virgin myself and I've never touched a woman's breast.
need a new phone, what do you lot use?
ive had sex a few times now, but i still dont know how to insert the penis into the vagina. i usually just wait for her to guide it in, it's embarrasing.
>>198901258i actually have
>>198901221based
>>198900755Always found Cher hot. Love that type of face
still a virgin me. got sucked off once at a party in uni but came in like 20 seconds and never got any further than that. she didn't even have time to get her bra off.
>>198901278yeah i doubt that matey
>>198901270Yeah I know what you mean, but I’ll tell you one thing;…*proceeds to go on a completely unhinged tangent about Jews, Freemasons and lizard people*
Source Wikipedia
interesting documentaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKuVO4JaqBY&t=402s
>>198901305dont care cos its true
>>198901326sounds antisemitic
If taylor swift fans heard pheobe bridgers their head would explode and their clits would pop off
bunch of jeans on clearance at H&M yesterday, the good thing about being a skinny manlet in a nation of fatty 6 foots is that basically all of the 28-32W jeans and S shirts/jumpers don't sell and you can buy them for like £10. Got my wardrobe sorted for the next few years and only spent like 35 squid.
>>198901293>came in 20 secondsWould definitely be the same for me. Even when I wank I coom in under a minute. Used to have long wanks in my younger years, edging and all that, but can't be arsed with all that these days. Waste of time innit.
game night at rorke's sorted
Need a new phone so I can take nice selfies so I can have a decent tinder profile so I can shag and continue on my family name
if israel complete takes over gaza and iran starts WW3 over it and the cry about another holohoax being done on them. what other benes do they think they'd get? what's better than your own country?
>>198901357checked out H&M once and all the clothes were fucked, especially absolutely bizarre misshapen fit on most of them
>>198899075goyslop toothpaste
I uh...I've had sex...
isnt fluoride a rapper
i buy most of my clothes from uniqlo. it feels a step above h&m/zara in terms of quality. plus the fits seem to be better as a skinny guy. but their returns policy sucks.
i got out of bed at 5pm today im allowed to because im hungover you see
>>198901358you're going to become an angry man from all those brief incomplete unfulfilling orgasms
>>198901252are you on equator?
>>198901407some of their stuff is proper weird to be fair - but they're alright if you just focus on the basics - plain jeans, shirts, hoodies, etc
feel like SHIT
>>198901357
was unable to get the wilbert hard enough to shag the two times I’ve had the chance
>>198901442I dunno. I only feel the urge to wank like once every 3 days or so. Reckon I have low T or something.
New thread>>198901487>>198901487>>198901487>>198901487>>198901487>>198901487
I am a man of constant sorrowI've seen trouble all my daysI bid farewell to ol' KentuckyThe place where I was born and raisedThe place where he was born and raisedFor six long years I've been in troubleNo pleasure here on Earth I've foundFor in this world I'm bound to rambleI have no friends to help me now
>>198901387thought this post was funny did you? thought it was funny yeah?
>>198901495hope your thread gets delete
>>198901580are dave <3
>>198901387does it come with the bible and us constitution signed by President Donald J Trump?If so I SHALL be paying $400. Libtards pwned.
Is janny on a break?
posting in this thread for the chaos
>>198901408>vegan
