the new
>>198943225mad how little has actually changed
>>198943208>Mexican doing a job for an American that he can't be bothered to dowhat else is new
>>198943248its 190 my nigga
elden ring dlc has filtered me
Where is Jay slater?
cheeky early lunch xx
if you want a tranny for your neighbour, vote Labour
haha :)
>>198943248would prefer if you fostered a more welcoming environment for our north american friends, don't be so rude in future please
if you're not voting reform then I hate to say it but you're just not a real nigga
>>198943277phwoar
>>198943270why do people seem to care so much?
>>198943277looks like they hooked up Elton John to a pendulum over it
voting sinn fein me
>>198943270probably buried by his dealer bosses now. they'll have thought they could somehow get the fundraising money and let him go but there's far too much attention now so the only solution is to make him vanish
>>198943307the media told them to
>>198943167Holy shit that's actually mental how she took on 2 fully grown men
>>198943286*Scans the list*Yeahhh not seeing Swanage there so you can fuck off you little rorke
twitchfu's tummy project coming on nicely
>>198943322why does the media care? lsnt he some violent druggy?
cindy the news is onanother little white boy done fell down a cliff
love these election "scandals" in the uklmao they get watergate and shit, we get "betting"
>>198943277god that looks peng
Allowed to post here because I once worked in a british factory, and was struck by lightning while holding brit particles
>och we didnae care You did though. You did.
sketchy bodybuilder dealer mate gave me a bag of weed while i was fucked up now i owe the cunt 60 pound
>>198943348because they know that he's been murdered by a rival gang and it will be a good twist for the story
i once ate at a British restaurant in Greenwich Village
>>198943396cortell us you're gonna give him your boyhole
Who's here in 2024 thinking this should be the theme tune for the General Election >>>>>>>
>>198943391of course we cared clarke is a football terrorist, honestly fucking murder 5 at the back in a must win euros game. he still thinks he’s managing kilmarnock.
>>198943391>less thanum, FEWER!!!!!
It is genuinely fucking disgusting how the Rotherham case was handledNew Zealand is reddit: the country, turbocucked beyond belief, but if we had thousands of little girls getting raped and the perpetrators getting protected because the authorities are scared of being called racist even we would have mass lynchingsGenuinely can not fathom how as a country you all just basically let them get away with it and have moved on and pretend nothing ever happened, and if anyone does bring it up people just roll their eyes like listening to the out of touch grandpa at the dinner table go on a rant
>>198943396why would he be your mate?
>>198943412what did you eat
>>198943314SINN FEIN MY ARSE
>>198943416the irish diaspora theme song
>>198943424It was really bad football to watch, yeah. Hungary were probably just as bad.
>>198943432most brits agree with how it was handled
>>198943432it's kind of like covid: easier to forget than anything else. we still get fucked daily (like the pre-teen white girls) but it's too painful to do anything else
>>198943432should have been lynch mobs, there would be up here england are a nation of cowards
>>1989434160 (+0)
>>198943432I think it was a collective feeling of "well it wasn't my daughter so who cares"
about tiem for the annual rewatch of scary movie (1-4)
>>198943365What's amusing to me is that the media keep hitting out with more and more shit about "Reform candidate said [bad thing]" with comment sections full of mongs frothing at the mouth saying "this is it for Reform, it's over, they've fucked it now!" then the next poll shows they've gone up again.The people who are voting for Reform want browns out. That's the whole thing. They voted Leave because they wanted browns out and now there are more browns than ever. So now they vote Reform because Reform style themselves as the party that will remove browns.Your 85 year old grandad doesn't care that Nigel Farage is "infected with the Putinism mind virus" or that some nameless Reform candidate had some dodgy tweets 8 years ago; he just wants browns out.
>>198943435dunno he’s actually pretty sound and took a liking to me we met because my other mate who i’ve been pals with for years, goes to the gym with him and used to play football together
>>198943426Dunno about that
>>198943432people who are actively trying to investigate and expose these paki rape gangs like tommy robinson get called racists and get put in prison for made up crimes
get tae fuck
>>198943266yeh mate hahaha love a bit of school girl eyeing up haha true blue mate haha*speed dials ASIO*
>>198943479Big fan of the Wayans' oeuvre me
if you ain't voting Reform, SDP, Homeland or English Democrats you are a poof btw x
>>198943479for me it's 3
Reform? Regret!
>>198943524St Petersburg is lovely
>>198943524sorry leftypol but I'm still voting for reformst petersburg is quite a nice city
>>198943509if you don't you are literally a poof
>>198943497sound enough to scam you out of 60 quid
>>198943548not really think i agreed i can’t remember was out my nut on ket
>>198943432it wasn't "rape"just degenerate sluts and some of them happened to be under 18 or whatever but they were still sluts and it's cringe to whiteknight for sluts
>Mother, 40, illegally chopped down protected giant tree on her driveway because it was a 'nuisance' that blocked drains and bashed against her home - but is spared fine after insisting she did it for the benefit of her streetwhy aren't women held accountable for their actions?
>>198943524Moscow is LITERALLY a sister city of LondonTired of reMOANers with their IGNORANT memes
>>198943524spb is a very liberal sity by russian standardsmore than moscowwestern european-scandinavian admixture over the centuries clearing away the destructive asiatic influence
>>198943432>the Rotherham caseit was happening nationwide, and is probably still going on all over the UK since nothing was ever done apart from the odd arrestpic related is nowhere near the full listthe first lot to be arrested for this are out of prison now and probably back at itnaz shah, a labour mp, actually retweeted a message saying these abused girls should all keep their mouths shutshe's still a labour mpthat's not a deal breaker for labour voters
>>198943569Go back to filming your liveleak video monkey, the humans are talking
>>198943588corbyn still protects her from the shadows
>>198943509ASIO doesn't do rock spiders at least not ones that aren't terrorists or foreign assetsYou'd be looking for Task Force Argos and its related state-level online child protection units
>>198943484The thing is a lot of the scandals aren't even scandals at all"Hitler was a brilliant orator" - no historian would disagree with this"Britain should have been neutral like Sweden, Switzerland or Ireland" - this isn't a particularly contentious or unpopular opinion
>>198943609quite au fait with the nonce police are you mate?
mad that George Galloway and Farage are on the same side supporting Russia
>>198943588there are more rape gangs now because they feel empowered by the lack of public reaction from the rotherham scandalthey're even murdering white kids and putting them in kebabs and feeding them to white people and nobody gives a fuck
>>198943571good on her, i'm sick of the trees outside my house they're taller than the house and the council won't pollard them
Mighy haveqb1ank
Do you believe in Joe Hendry?
>>198943465up here in scotland, aye?https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5215881/police-scotland-glasgow-grooming-gang-secret/>at least 44 victims>55 suspected members of the vile group were identified by officeryou can google basically any town in the uk with the words "grooming gang" and find it going on, on an industrial scale, along with a cover up by police
Leftypol remaining neutral and wondering why he can’t set off at the lights
>>198943484same with any 'far right' party in europe desudeadbeat whites are simply sick of deadbeat browns
>>198943642were they tasty?
>>198943643>they're taller than the houseSo
>>198943642TG (touch grass)
>>198943629I do find it unsurprising that one of the world's most active anti-nonce squads is based in Queensland
mad how labour are canvassing in /brit/
>Rishi Sunak at the Scottish Conservatives’ manifesto launch: “I completely agree with Douglas [Ross] that it was a penalty.”
Might start driving lorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttp-9pCsBQ4
>>198943679cause so many Victorians moved up here
which party leader would win in a battle royale scrap?
Just got a letter from the local Labour candidate
>>198943643ranjeet
>>198943678shalom
Brits could've voted for the NF in the 1970s or BNP in 2010 but didn'tBritcattle boomers made their choice and we have to clean it up
obsessed with muslims asking zany questions to assim al hakeemyou get a gist of how mental they all are
>>198943514>HomelandAre they even standing anywhere? Thought they were just a few odd balls making YouTube videos and claiming the way that nationalism will win is through litter picking
love going to tropical islands and the only tall trees are coconut trees. i get to sip on a coconut while looking at the bushes and shit that aren't so scary
>>198943721Meanwhile you're doing nothing whatsoever except spamming on 4chan Won't even leave your rancid bedroom
>>198943709Keir StarmerHe fought in Northern Ireland you know
>>198943225Labour just wants to make you work harder. It's in the name, dingus!But the Tories want to give you more-y. :)
>>198943721both of those parties were too extremist to ever be successfulyou have to trick people into voting you into power before you become extremist
millennials>weed, acid, zoomer shaggers >ching, ket, pills, disposable vapes/ nicotine pouches
the evening watch
unironically drawing up a household budget hahawhat am i like
>>198943721>NF in the 1970s or BNP in 2010they were insane even for the time though far too extreme for the average voter
>>198943780Good lad
>>198943706Its status as a retirement destination does have something to do with it I believeLots of 55 year old divorced men moving to Hervey Bay and looking for love in the Philippines without being too choosy with the age range
>>198943751work is good for mind body and souldont look up productivity crisis either
>>198943755The BNP weren't extreme at all they had a good degree of support but resident plant Nigel Farage did his upmost to undermine them
>>198943772the fat cunt should have his hands chopped off
>>198943772I remember discovering this bloke few years back.It's actually a sexual fetish for him.His fellow reprobates comment saying "oooh I can imagine someone having clean up your mess" and him going "mmmmmmmmmm yes I bet it took tham ages ugghhhh".Most baffling human interaction I've seen in my life.
>>198943809i think hervey bay's issue is the 200% meth rate rather than the victorians
>>198943818saying that you love your country and don't want mass third world illegal immigration is counted as an extremist viewpoint by the majority of the population
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>198943818>The BNP weren't extreme at alldidnt they want to reduce trade and imports to basically zero?
>>198943749Keir Starmer?What about... er... Deer Farmer!!!! >>198943208 Gettit?>>198943208 Aye?
>>198943833irl jannyposting
How is this meant to help the search The mum's too lazy to look for the cunt
>>198943833Doesn't seem that out there as far as fetishes go. Sounds like a power thing.Not dissimilar to the people who make a point of pissing all over the floor in public toilets.
no one hates muslim men more than muslim women
>>198943677they block sunlight, block gutters, create sap on cars and are unsightly
Don’t think anyone would attempt to influence any of the tens of millions of unique users on 4chan. Certainly wouldn’t post in specific generals with a target audience in an attempt to influence them politically. No sir. I took my meds today you see
>>198943875>>198943818>>198943851lets have a read of their manifesto from 2010https://general-election-2010.co.uk/bnp-manifesto-2010-general-election/
>>198943891t. ghoul
Mousey would love the Fraser Coast / Wide Bay regions
>Sunak’s Deputy Chief of Staff and founder of centrist Tory think tank Onward Will Tanner bagged a rare Tory safe seat, parachuted into Bury St Edmunds & Stowmarket a few weeks ago. Though it appears it’s not going to be the slam-dunk he though it’d be…>Guido hears that at a hustings Tanner got booed when he started on about national service, and the Reform candidate threw a copy of the Onward national service policy paper at him. Based, make that man deputy leader of Reform
why do we do this lads? we have a reputation for it
Yep by posting on /brit/ you are affecting tens of millions of 4chan posters This is definitely the case Run a blade across your throat. This also will get people to vote
would like to try crack one day, just to see what it’s like for the craic, one could say
>>198943882The media won't care because he's black
>>198943882she's spending that 30k
>>198943910just felt cold hands spring from the ground and clasp my ankles as i thought of opening this link
>The BNP will create a pan-British parliament to oversee those policy areas currently determined by Westminster and invite the Irish Republic to join as an equal partner.
>>198943941High test innit
>>198943882
the labour shill didn't like that one did he
currently losing money on btc but we gang
>>198943910>The BNP will launch a “polluter pays” policy in the fight against environmental damage.Based ULEZ supporters
>>198943966To be fair it's definitely going to be a fake bag. The dad was on telly dressed up like Shaun Ryder, sunglasses and a bucket hat, that sort of Tenerife dolescum family you aim to avoid in life.
> The BNP will take legislative steps to protect Britain’s pubs, which will include tax concessions, smoking rooms under strict supervision and a lowering of tax on alcohol served in public houses.based
>>198943973ah ye?
>>198943882>>198943966What's all this about? Like I know a man's gone missing but is there something more to this story?
>>198944012they're all criminals
>>198944012could be a real bag, bought for her by her son prior to his disappearance with his drug dealing monies
>IFS have said either taxes must soar or spending must plummet after the electionGuffawing after 14 year of Tory rule from Labour to implement the most austerical measures ever seenImagine the scenes
>>198944023Yeah he's a drug dealer who disfigured someone with a machete. The family were suggesting he was kidnapped as soon as he went missing.
>>198944023basically the lad went missing, the usual media stories ramped up then it came to light that he was a proper crook (drug dealer, previous conviction for hacking some other lad with a machete etc) so now there's much speculation that he's actually been bumped off rather than just having too many sambucas and getting lost on holiday
>>198944023nope literally just a 19 year old convicted thug on holiday gone missing and for some reason it's getting loads of media attention and random twitter slags who didn't know him in tears over it
>>198944053Tories might have timed it perfectly to set Labour up for an absolute shitshow so the blue-ties can come back in 5 years for the upswing
taxes going up doesn't affect me as I have no job
>>198943851So the news media would have us believe...
>>198944056maybe if the court system wasn't so shit he would have been in prison right now and the rival gang wouldn't have been able to kill him so easily
xecudog sery sery
found him hiding behind a rubbish bin tittering and giggling
>that sort of Tenerife dolescum family you aim to avoid in life.
>>198944053labour's strategy is to increase tax receipts through growth stimulating measures thoughbeit
>>198944079incel
If the UK had a proportional system the BNP in the 2000's would probably have been polling at anything between 5-10% of the voteImagine the effect that would have had, 30-60 MPs in the commons representing our ideas
>>198944098me and rorke organised that just to troll owen jones
>>198944098We demand a second referendum
>>198944133Shut up you gullible mong, you don't know their strategy because they're not in power yet
https://files.catbox.moe/vb8lfi.mp4
>>198944133that's what they all say you BATTYCLART just like how proceeds from perpetuating the oil and gas industry will be utilised to accelerate the green energy revolutionthey're all clonesexcept Reform of course
jay's mum and dad having a reyt week. holiday to tenerife paid for, gucci bags on for free. no wonder she can't find him she's out shopping and boozing in los christianos
Won't vote Labour because I'm not a pregnant woman who is in labour aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hahahahahahahahah!!!!!
>>198944023Like the others said, it was known straight after he went missing that he was dodgy. Then the official Facebook group started some GFM for £30k (it's met that now) with no actual aims for why they need the money or how it will be spent Also the FB group keeps getting shitposts on it, no-one is taking it at all seriously and the mum is reading all of them
the paid labour shill is making false remarks in this thread to try and get you to vote for his neocon party
>>198944158inflation has only just come down to a tolerable level the economy will pick up now
>>198944023just people making stuff up
>>198944130there was actually another lad who went missing some years back now and it turned out he went into a commercial waste bin after a night out and was scooped up into a bin lorry and diedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Corrie_McKeague
>>198944098>People self segregate based on race because they want to be near people like them>"We need to mix the communities up"Its actually so crazy the kind of retarded shit politicians just pull out of nowhere because it sounds good at face value but in practice is actually dogshit
>>198944142Far right parties in the UK tend to attract mongs for some reason It's quite weird because in Europe there's quite a few far right figures who come off extremely well and smart sounding.Over here we've got Nige of course but he's surrounded by utter mongs, hence the dozens of scandals of Reform candidates saying a multitude of things. Listening to anyone other than Nige/Tice talking for longer than 60 seconds is nails on a chalkboard.
Millions of people see 4chan posts and vote accordingly. Each /brit/ thread gets an average of 80k lurkers.
THEY KEEP PLAYING SAD SONGS ON THE RADIO, AND I FEEL LIKE I'M SO ALONE ON THIS FIFTEEN HOUR DRIVE
>>198944197Yeah I think about that, like imagine his last moments before he got flattened into paste
>>198944197just shows how wasteful alcohol and other drugs are. nothing but a blight on society
• The BNP will establish a penal station for extremely dangerous/violent repeat criminals (including rapists) on the British island of South Georgia.
leftypol doing some poofter tarq sport like badminton
>>198944218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvub26xzDw
lorry mentioned
>>198944197£2.1m spent on the search and didn't find him. think taxpayers should get a vote before authorising expenses like this
Argentina liberating the antarctic nonces
Jews are not your enemy.
why would you climb into a bin though?
>>198944197Zero proof
30 grand would be tidy like
>>198944280banter
>>198944205We have extra-strong political correctness and social shame here, you'd have to be mental and/or stupid to publically be involved in a "racist" party
>>198943971Don't think Ireland would want to join that
rorke wearing his next jeans lmao
>>198944205Throughout the years we've had our fair share of intellectual right wing figures, Tyndall and Bowden are just two examplesEven Griffin while by no means an intellectual could speak confidently and even given the chance managed to present his ideas well
>>198944277sexo
>>198944218You sing a sad song just to turn it aroundYou say you don't knowYou tell me, "don't lie"You work at a smile, and you go for a rideYou had a bad day
>>198944313what’s that smell coming from them
i was sat next to a guy wearing a rolex yesterday and all i could think about was how much better than me he was. proper belittling experience
>>198944280you never woke up after a night out in a random field or something?
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!TH-THIS IS MY BIN!
I'm voting reform, don't know who my candidate is and what they have to say for themselves but the labour candidate is a paki and the tory leader is a paki so I cannot morally vote for either party
>>198944351can’t wear Rolexes in public in the UK due to urban youths not that I have one to wear
Hey guys, how do you anglo call that thing where you thrust fingers in the side of someone to annoy them? I can't fucking find it anywhere
it's actually absurd how much easier work is compared to the tests required to get the job in the first placeyou'd think it'd be the other way roundbut once you're through the doors you can put your feet upmaddening
>>198944375poke? Nudge?
>>198944375>how do you anglo call that thing where you thrust fingers in the side of someone to annoy them?Genuinely no clue what you're talking about mateMaybe "ribbing" them? But it's more metaphorical than literal
>>198944370heard it's particularly bad in central londondo the footballers get robbed?
>>198944351Me whenever I see someone taller than me (multiple times every day)
Might wear a rolex to WW3; that way when I die my buddy can take it and use it to pay for my funeral expenses
Sick of this browsing-the-internet-in-my-dressing-gown shite. Gonna have a shower and get dressed so I can browse the internet in a t-shirt and shorts
>>198944416yeahI think one footballer called andy carroll got held up at traffic lights in london by about 4 blacks on mopeds with shotguns pointed at him and he got his rolex pinched and he hasn't played football sinceI think he moved country
>>198944416their houses get robbed a fair bit, especially when they’re away on holidaythey seem to avoid the in-person robberies, likely in their fancies cars most of the time
>>198944429alri frodo
>>198944459need a shave but i don't think there's any hot water
>>198944454I will be deployed next to you on the battlefield and I will steal it
>>198944375I know what you mean, we used to do it all the time at schoolWe called it "tazing" someone but I'm sure there's probably a different and more widely-used name for it
>>198944465>he hasn't played football sincethought that was just because he's shit
>>198944454Instructions unclear: Stuck it up my butt and presented it to your son when I got home
pooey bum sex
papa preaching despite very explicit requests he not do so
Favourite herbs, lads?Quite a big fan of thyme, I reckon it goes with most meats and fish fairly well, also add it to my weekly fritatta
>>198944472makes sense. it's publicly known when they need to travel overseas. missus likely goes with them. empty house. easy moneyyou'd think the youths would have respect for ball kickers but an AP is an AP
>>198944533herbie hancock
copping this uniqlo tee love a good golden ratio
fancy a bum wank before work
>>198944566zzzzzzzzzzz
>>198944537they don't just do it when the house is empty any moresometimes they do it when they are playing matches and their family is at home and sometimes they do it even when the footballer is a homeone footballer called joao cancelo in manchester got tied up with his family and smashed in the face by black burglersyou'd think they would have better security
>>198944533herb powell
>>198944566Quite nice that, might copImagine if we both walked into the same place wearing it haha
>>198944375think we called it digging at school
>>198944597why? he was a dickhead
one of my bollocks went up inside me just then
>>198944612this post demeans us both
>>198944370I wear a Rolex and live in hackney, never had an issue
>>198944533I like cumin. Wikipedia says it's a herb.
>>198944533Alpert
>cumin
graphic tees are pretty lame
whats all this talk about voting then
>graphic tees are pretty lame
>>198944351people who wear rolexes are like people who smoke cigarsposersif you can afford a rolex, get a breitlingif you wanna smoke, smoke cigarettes
>>198944675It's very good, it makes chilli con carne much better, and it's used in curries
>>198944589surprised they don't live in apartmentsi felt much safer living in apartments than houses
Solid white tees should always be covered in a little bit of dirt and soot. Not too much to be off putting, just enough to make people say "Aye, there goes a real man's man. Doesn't mind getting a bit gruff does he?"
>>198944734That's why I blow my nose in mine
In Bristol there is an epidemic of people living in vans Not even nice ones
another day hungover
>>198944715Cor imagine tipping him in and putting it out for the truck and listening to the faint screams as he's crushed into a paste by the rest of the trash
norman foster designed an awful lot of shite. don't care if he's celebrated. shite is shite
>>198944753fuck sake that's proper minging, put me right off me cuppai can take poo talk but snot talk is uniquely disgusting
>>198944734I work on engines all the time but I specifically wear navy/black t-shirts because I am always covered in oil
saw some newts today
>>198944783fuck off, switch white
lurlirrsetz loxebex
>>198944760>trashFOYF
>>198944757Based van-livers
>>198944533my DAYS if you could see this one pantry level on my kitchen you'd comeOff the top of my head alone all within their own distinct jars AND labelled with a label maker>Paprika, Oregano, Cumin, Peri Peri, Garlic Granules, Kashmiri Bassar Mix, Harissa, "Spicy Italian Seasoning", Sumac, Zaatar, Aleppo Flakes, Chilli Flakes, Fenugreek, Chinese 5 Spice, Rosemary, Thyme, Parsley, All Purpose, Star Anise, Cardamom, Ginger, Coriander, Garam Masalaand mumberg is so white she refuses to have anything more exotic than salt and pepperdadberg thinks I'm a genius though
>>198944762Richard Rogers tooBunch of shite>The much-vaunted design innovation of having the service pipes, ducts, and stairwells outside the walls led to such costs caused by weathering and maintenance that Lloyds considered vacating the building in 2014. Lloyd's former chief executive Richard Ward stated: "There is a fundamental problem with this building. Everything is exposed to the elements, and that makes it very costly."
*Covers the yank's white tee with a little bit of blood and poo*
>How you can help stop a Starmer supermajority: Seat by seat, how a small number of Reform voters in constituencies across the country could prevent a Labour landslide if they vote ToryThe blob is terrified of Nige
>>198944757no wonder when there is f all housingonly problem is where does their shite go?
need the sun to fuck off tbqh
>>198944829paki post
>>198944850They usually have a car and a van, car for their stuff and van for them
once you know a girl wants to shag you then the desire to shag her becomes nonexistent
>>198944533Dill is well underrated.
gay fella in toil saw taylor swift last night he’s mincing about the office tell oki everyone about it
>>19894485225 degrees here but it's cloudy, it's kinda grim
>>198944757an airstream is like 100k :(
catberg cuddle time in progress
>>198944867Just get a caravan at that pointcampervans are a specific use case
>>198944870alri rapelad
>>198944833That building looks cool. But yes practicality should come before aesthetics.>>198944762He designed pic related, the Millau Viaduct in France, and I think it looks cool
>>198944829Good lad
>>198944848Toryboys trying to convince punters to vote strategically and failing to realise how viscerally their party is hated now
saw taylor swift last night and it was FABULOUS the office virgin seethes every time i mention it haha
>>198944880would you let him suck you off?
>>198944783i bought some black t-shirts after only wearing white onesgot toothpaste down the front of it and it looked a bit like a cum stainnot that i'd know haha
new house of the dragon epuisode made me tear up a little bit
>>198944912why does he do it, lads?
>>198944833fuck that is a disgracei completely understand putting something like that on paper and being like 'yeh, how's this for some abstract thinking: the shit in walls and buildings goes on the outside' and getting claps from the professors and critics. but to actually build it is just not on
>>198944921Never heard a Taylor Swift song in my life.
>>198944921Yeah she said "F-w*rd the Patriarchy" haha I bet you loved it Keep blogposting about it on 4chan, your social media platform
Just went for a swim in the sea, as I was coming out a wave made me trip and I fell on my knees. Then as I was going up the beach there was a steep bit and I fell right on my face, fat bastard belly covered in sand. Had to waddle like a cunt to the nearest shower which had no pressure at all and wash my fluorescent white fat hairy belly off meanwhile fit tanned Spanish women were walking past me probably thinking look at the state of THAT Never going back in the sea again ffs
>>198944940how can you watch that wokeslop
turns out my boiler is turning the heating up to max if i switch it on, even if it's just turned to do hot waterjust got out the shower and my flat is like a saunatypical of my luck, that
holy fuck this is grimwhen did glastonbury become so shit?don't even know like 80% of these literal nobodies
still haven't eaten anything
>>198944963why are you at toil?
>>198944968its just some black people rorke
>>198944901fucking snorted out my nose at this, didn't think about how that sounded did I
>>198944973Glastonbury was always a tarq festival
>>198944994too many if you ask me
>>198944905looks cool. other shite is shite
>>198944978Why aren’t I you mean? I’m on leave for two and a half weeks :3
>>198944973thats 1 stage out of 60 mate.
>>198944973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIZ7RMuLpU
wish i could go glasto but im a poorfag with no mates
>>198944973Dua Lipa, Coldplay, Keane, Cyndi Lauper, Shania Twain Literally the only names I recognise on that list kek
>>198945024it's the main stage thoughwho the fuck is SZA? never even heard of the cunt and they're supposed to be headlining the whole festival?
>>198944973who do you reckon has the biggest knob?
>>198945034you don’t know pj harvey?
>>198945040one of the african sounding fellas I reckon
>>198945038just because you haven't heard of a few acts doesn't make the entire festival shit. are you prone to making low IQ outbursts?
>>198945055Are they the ones that did the peep show intro?
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>>198945032back in the 90s me and a mate hitchiked there and broke in through the fenceprobably the maddest thing i've ever donei don't recommend hitchiking btwdunno if you can still break into the festival, i expect security's a bit tighter these days
>>198945055No who is he?
>>198943208>the new>clearly not
Big Rorke little Rorke swimming in the water
Every music festival need to be K-pop and Eurobeat That all I listen to that all everyone else should listen to
>>198945063it doesn't get any better on the second stage
Nice one janster
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>>198945067Janny's done you mate
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>>198945069It can be done some lad did it the other year by climbing through a river tunnel and posted it on the 'tube
>>198945062wahey based paedocuck
>>198944912Me when I see a Chinese womans tight little asshole
Going to the yank one to punish the autistic one
>>198945169Rare good yank post
>>198944973I'd seeee err PJ Harvey and probs Coldplay fuck it loldogshit generally though>>198945117this stinks lmao
>>198943343who's that
