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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnrVurOIbME&list=LL&index=3
Kill all Millenials right now
How far back in evolutionary history can you go before having sex with your ancestors counts as bestiality?I mean, nobody should bat an eye if you fuck a neanderthal or denisovan. I think even Homo heidelbergensis (pic related), Homo floresiensis, or even Homo erectus are fair game, since some actual humans today resemble old H. erectus. But Australopithecines are more obviously in bestiality territory.
millennials and zoomers posting together in /brit/
*enters brit* ill 'ave a kopparberg pls
Never seen an intelligent point made by someone talking about boomers / gen x / millennial / zoomers
the great zoomer troon out of the 2020s
>>198953756Zoomers replacing Millenials every minute like mexicans replacing americans
>>198953751how many inches must a girldick be before it's simply a man in a skirt?
>>198953708
millennials listening to “indy” with wired headphones on their bald heads
been ktimming pretty hard latelyneed to cut down on it, its effecting my social life
millenials, zoomers, rorkes, leftypols, rasheeds all together in /brit/
I was driving behind a log lorry and something felt off and then it hit me!
>>198953777including yours
white niggas be like "oh yeah? you and what army"
>>198953804>been ktimming pretty hard latelywhat did he mean by thiscan only assume you don't know what ktim means
zoomers being too scared to handle raw chicken
how come frenchie in the boys is now gay? i thought he was a top shagger now he is getting bummed bnyn some black fella
>>198953857americans refusing to eat chicken without bleach
here they all are, the lads
Zoomers talking even MORE like black americans than previous generations
>>198953849tribal sex juice
>>198953768Sorry, you had your share. The law says we can't serve obviously drunk persons.
millenials calling themselves “gamers” and can’t believe they are being targeted
>>198953857yanks washing their chicken with dishwashing detergent LMAO
thoughts on brazilian gfs?
>14 stone >just went for a run for the first time since March>sweating like a pigis it delusional for me to think I already look better?is such a thing possible?
>>198953868toil at toiltoil at hometoil on the commutetoil everywhere
>>198953881france euro24 team photo
>Child dies after being hit by vehicle at Water Works Park
>>19895392614 stone isn’t even fat
>>198953926Already look better after one run? Yes that's delusional
Doesnt really matter that im 6ft when my head and neck is proportionally longer Im just some lanklet freak who is an honourary manlet.If my head wasnt an odd round but large shape or my neck wasnt like a giraffes i would be below 6ft anyways
Philip Banks, YOU should KICK my butt.
did jay slater really kill someone with a machete
>>198953917Releated
>>198953945>sees the mother crying>exclaim "here come the waterworks!">then everyone claps
>>198953934bruh
>>198953971
>>198953947It's overweight for most heights
>>198953964we all make mistakes xx
>>198953967thats the name of leftypol's pib
What London needs is demolition of some of the rows of depressing terraced and semi-detached houses along very busy roads (for example, the North Circular and the Great West Road) and their replacement by apartment buildings of about five storeys.Any of you lads got ideas to fix London?
>>198953947That's literally overweight unless you're 6'4+
>>198953964nah just cut his head open
>*sign* why do black people of colour still insist of being loud on the bus?
>>198954011>pibYou FUCKED itI would be responding with one of my finest Bradleys if you hadnt fucked it up
wtf where's the 5pm game
>>198954036Rorke already knows why
14 stone lmao this dude talkin bout thanos or what
>first day of new office job>during lunch every twat is showing my yt vids on their phone like thisis this what I have to look forward to for the next 40 years?is this really it?
here is your graphics are bro
>>198954075they have tiktok and insta too
Doing a poo
>>198954040get with the times rorke
>>198954055bri*ish “people” measure people with stones they find on the side of the road and their feet
>>198954075Never experienced this
>graphics are
>>198954075>my yt vidsare you famous british youtuber pyrocynical
>bmimade up woke rubbish
>>198954132well for once it has obvious tits
>>198954132the so-called "employed woman"
are broare nhs
>>198954132the much discussed gay porn dance
>>198954132jim davidson
are graphics really bro?
>>198954160It's a useful measure for almost everyone, probably you included you fat cunt
>A child was stabbed outside the Dartmouth Mall on Sunday, and police have arrested a suspect in connection with the incident.
the elden ring dlc is too hard and i want my money back
go die in a trenchyes YOUyou know who you are
>>198954219
you'll get to 35 and regret not working for all the years post school
>>198954228Fuck off ringtranny
>>198954228oh no who could have predicted thistit
>>198954256i have worked for all the years post schoolstudied, toowhat now, insecure soylennial cave troll freak?
People would have forgotten about this Russia shit already if Farage didn't keep taking the media's bait and complain about itHe's basically doing their work for themHe should really be better than this, what the fuck is he doing
Shrek 5. Production started
>>198954218would smack your emaciated fragile poo coloured body around the street if you said that to me irl
>>198954219loving the collapse of society. might invest in life extension technologies like bryan johnson so i can see how retarded things get
>>198954287Frontal lobe dementia
>>198954265IM NOT A TRANNY I A STRAIGHT CIS MALE VIRGIN GAMER >>198954274their other dlc wasn't this much of a leap in difficulty
>>198954302Leftypol is typing...
>>198954290stfu fatty, acting all hard lmfao you never leave your stinky bedroom
might get my cock out been tingling watching peng rings on tiktok
>>198954287No one gives a fuck about Russia anyway, they've already movex on to Israel
>>198954302me on the left
think cowboy bepob is the most kino anime world
>>198954323stinky because your mum just came round mohammad
hahaha
you shouldnt mock bald peoplein the bible a some kids mocked a bald prophet and they got ate by a bearsome paki kid mocked my baldness and he got hit by a car
>>198954287he's a shill for ukraine
>>198954287>People would have forgotten about this Russia shit already if Farage didn't keep taking the media's bait and complain about ityou mean the russia shit that has been in the news continuously for 2 years straight before nige said anything?
>>198954399In the Bible God kills a bunch of people with a sword (how a gaseous state holds a sword, I don't know) just because he feels like it What a CUNT he is Diego here on Friday btw!
>>198954286i wasn't attacking an age group; i was attacking braindead bludgerswork will set you free. good on you mate, keep it up
>>19895439999th post in thread &99 checked9 is the biblical number of divine judgement
>>198954392she's holding his cock
hello baldness my old friend
you will be going the cinema to see this won't you? you do support kino don't you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b59rxDB_JRg
mad how being fat subtly makes your face more ugly
>>198954441>thinks God murders loads of people just because he feels like it>calls him a cuntanon...
>>198954442apologies for assuming you were spouting gay generational difference rhetoricthank you
>>198954399that car's name was rorke
where's he got this money from thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tPgEKkJifs
>>198954486Let me guess TIme to open your frog image folder and call him leeee fvckin bvsed
rorke struggling to unscrew his marmite jar and calling it a humiliation ritual
skibidi rorke
>>198954509i dont have a frog folder because i dont worship false idols
>>198954515It is difficult actually because the Marmite works its way into the lid so you can't easily remove it
>>198954499he posted a video a few years back thanking a few /brit/izens for their weekly donations. i can only imagine that more of us are giving more now
HELLO 190https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>198954399
>Build a sea drone to suicide explode on contact>Build a sea drone to first shoot anti air missiles and then suicide explode on contact>Build a sea drone to first lay sea mines, shoot anti air missiles and then suicide explode on contact
>>198954499sold the pixel 7 'elen got him
so so depressed
>>198954410Specifically the shit about him apparently saying the west provoked the war, which has been in the news continuously for the past few days because he won't stop complaining about it being in the newsHe's smart enough to ignore any other dishonest or controversial headline so fuck knows why he's going on the defence over this
>>198954571iconic
>>198954574*strikes you with lightning*
>>198954574fucking screaming
>>198954571Reminder he sent the fee back after this Direct quote >This 190 bloke sounds like a prick. I refuse to take payment to tell the truth
>>198954619Made literally no difference
welcome to the bald parade
young black kids growing up in the bronx who don't even know what the word computer is
>>198954318>claims to be straight >uses such an image and posts like this
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
dont care still voting reform
>>198954621
>>198954470that scene with the hand shadow looks cool
snooPINGAS usual, i see
In a Tory Reform marginal but I'll be voting ToryDon't like them but Reform are too extreme for my liking
>>198954251boundaries are good though all healthy relationships have them
Mad how some chinaman just had an idea for an app where people upload themselves doing silly little dances and it's now one of the highest valued app ever
assuming the gay porn stance
>>198954699Begin with your fanily
sigma sigma on the wall who is the skibidiest of them all
>>198954470Yeah I'll see that, looks worth a trip
>>198953947>>198954002>>198954016I'm 6'3" and weigh 92kg, whatever that is in stone and I'm on the skinnier side of average kekYou retards have no idea what you're talking about
gorgeous day today was, lads. 26c where i am
>>198954470Why would I pay money to ever see a film when all films are free to torrent and the best vampire film ever made is all on youtube for free?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDkSUXOlHbo
>>198954287Aside from a few "outraged" politicians I don't think his Russia comments have damaged his image at all
>>198954729just vine at the end of the day not even their idea
>>198954647if you vote tory you're splitting the reform vote and handing the election to labour on a silver platterif you vote tory you might as well vote labour
>According to the poll, just 57% of 18 to 34-year-olds say they are registered and will vote on July 4.>That compares with more than 80% of those aged between 35 and 64.Why do governments panda to old people so much. What could be the reason ugh
>>198954765
>>198954765Youre the master of a light house
>>198954763pipe down little manthe adults are talking
>>198954763You're either VERY wide in frame, or one of your measurements is off (probably your height)
>>198954796that's only a 20% difference
>>198954796voting doesn't change anything
bald british cunts news
>>198954777Didnt he say Ukraine provoked russia into invading? Sounds like he browses here
>>198954765A cool 31 down here
My train is delayed :(
>>198954763You're overweight.
>>198954839representation matters leftypol
>>198954858Get a uber
>>198954879Nah it'll cost like £40
>>198954840He said NATO and the EU played a part in Russia invading which is an objectively true statement
im 10.3 stone
ever see a really attractive girl you just can't fap to but then an average or even slightly ugly girl but cum in 10 seconds?
heathermong is completely fucking mental
>>198954850invadersabsolute invaderscleanse britain of these ghouls Englishmen are blonde/brown-haired and blue eyed.
>>198954647Exactly, Reform were surging. It's a bit hard to make inroads into the staunchly Russophobic Tory vote now. 19% is probably the highest they'll get.
>>198954891looool poorFAG who shops at Aldi/Lidl!!!!
9.6 stone
i'm 39, i'm a project manager for a mining company and am rich as fuck, and i have a 21 year old gf
>>198954763Post body or shut the fuck up
Reform regret tbqh
>>198954850norman scumcan feel the evil radiating from them
>>198954938ok nigga did anyone ask doe
>>198954894*picks you up and eats you*
>>198954938Do you have a snub nose like that?
>>198954647This was before the majority of the controversy i.e. Friday & over the weekend. I do think it made little impact but the dates are right there yet you still posted it, weird really, almost like you're thick.
>>198954938How'd you become a project manager? Did you start off working in the mines?
>>198954966no
>>19895489415.5 stone here
Currently playing a game of "will the screaming child in the airport terminal be on my 10 hour flight"
>>198954804>>198954826>>198954865https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/183192418/#q183194509 >>183194509body pic I posted last year
>>198954892This
>>198954938bald as a balloon
>>198954928They'll 100% underperform on election dayProbably 15% max and a couple of seats
Not only is my train late but there's a woman SMOKING on the platformFeel like throwing her in front of a train
>>198954969Corr
imagine being scottishjust IMAGINE even Northern Ireland has been past the group stagedear oh dear
me? wider than i am tall
>>1989550114chan isn't a social media platform you utter bore
>>198955033Britain is just not A sporting nation
>>198954969still cant find out who she is
So as i was saying i think Britain needs more soutu asian people coming here to do the jobs and stuff and make me curry
sour cream and chives is the white man's chip flavour
got nearly constant pain, but the pain is mild enough that i wont see a doctor about it. the burden of being a man.
>>198954974>This was before the majority of the controversyNo it wasn't.The poll was 21-24 June.The main smear was from the 19th and 20th.
>>198955058
>>198955045thought so
How come the historic cities of Northeastern America mostly look like Sheffield or Manchester, yet people still think the former are SOVL and the latter just grim shitholes? I think it's quite unfair and, frankly, rather Anglophobic
Burritos for teaAfter my poo and maybe a shower
>>198955066where is the pain located sweatheart
>>198955054Fucking hell you must be brain-dead (genuinely, how the fuck did you work out the captcha?) I found her instantly with a Google image search
>>198954928>>198955018'ri toryboysDC;VR
>>198954978nepotism i'm sorry to say, i've only been involved in the industry for 4 years>>198955015still have my hair but got a few greys here and there
>>198955051lol how this soylennial put his head back to hide his baldness
vgh........
>>198955101????
>>198955054Look at the lugsIt's Fievel off of Fievel Goes West
>>198954938Okay coober pedy
>>198955093because the noth east of america is filled with wealthy people and north of england is filled with poor people
>After a Transport for London (TfL) helpline employee told Knight that she "didn't sound like a Miss", she successfully campaigned to get TfL to investigate the incident and to use gender-neutral language in announcements, avoiding phrases such as "ladies and gentlemen".The kind of person the lib dems and greens want as their representative
>>198955096youre not a doctor
jay slater eating cacti and drinking water from his air force 1s
>>198955129>Image size: 105x125 Yep you are thick. You are searching for the thumbnail.
>>198955129alri granddad
>>198955161would you like to see my MD (my dick)(
>>198955129how is it even possible that you're still using the old reverse search google got rid of that like a year ago kek
>>198954974You're a tard lad
>>198955152and the tories and labour, its all just a fucking show
>>198955145>because the noth east of america is filled with wealthy people poor people too
>>198955171>still not telling him the answerlmaoit's okay lad, I found itdon't tell the mong though :^)
why do zoombags always assume you must be bald if you're a millennial? we don't all have inferior genes you knowstupid little shits
>>198955129lacypet you stupid boycheck the archive next time
tbf google image search fucking sucks and barely works
>>198955152imagine being in a swing seat and having that thing knocking on doors on your behalfI'd be apopleptic with rage
>>198955185You can, and should, force it with Disable Google Lens Better results
>>198955125Bet he reeks
>why do zoombags always assume you must be bald if you're a millennial? we don't all have inferior genes you know>stupid little shits
>>198955252scream
>>198955267
think I can hear someone vomiting in the street outside
twitter keeps shilling the tintin fandom on my timeline
if you want different results then do something different
just did an emotional poo honestly feel a bit tearful after the filth spilled out
>>198955252done them
you can reverse prediabetes just by losing weight
dcvr
>>198955225I actually like google lens for translating though, bit of a faff to enable and disable when necessary I have used sharex ocr to translate but still not as good and easy as using google lens
>>198955262So trve
you can do a gay twerk dance if youre feeling zeesyty itongiht
>>198955292always used to tear up during a poo or a particularly big wee, dunno why but it stopped at some point
play doh wank soon
>>198955314I use it for identifying mushrooms and then eating the mushrooms. Only been to hospital twice
have an index finger and thumb wank of my micropenis
SLAGS FUCKING LOVE MY WOLF OF WALL STREET PICTURE ON HINGE LADS USED THE "THIS COULD BE US" PHOTO CAPTION ON IT AND IT'S THE ONLY PHOTO THEY LIKE NOW
Right well I think I've won this thread
>>198955297that's actually what ozempic was designed for
>>198955357corrr gonna steal that
>Woman accused of killing 3-year-old in random attack giggles in court
>>198955357phwoar, corr even
>>198955389but I like eating pussy
>>198955389fuck off heathermong you evil ghoul
ground beef wank on the cards
>>198955389based yaweh finding yet another way to punish the sodomites
>>198955357black only.
bolognese wank in a bit
doing a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM
added to the backlog
>>198955439like your mum?
>>198955429Kek it’s from straight men eating pussy you retard Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Catherine zeta jones when she had hpv
>>198955466
>>198955452imagine being an academic and having to read this shit
fascinating thread on r/london yesterday, you may have missed itTopic was how people in their 20s and early 30s meet people of the opposite sexCommon suggestions were any sort of hobby that isn't extremely male orientated (sports/cars/model trains).So joining a cooking class or a pottery class or a bingo class.Would this work shaggers?I'm too ugly for dating apps.
>>198955472Mong
>>198955452why dont you become a historian instead of the dead children thing
>>198955495Yes probablyMet my girlfriend at a uni sports club
need a model train gf
>>19895535750+ pictures?
>>198955495I feel like all of those things would be populated by middle aged people, not single girls in their 20s and 30s
putting cat biscuits up my arse
It's over
Literally me, I shit words just as well as I shit poo
>>198955504Mong mong mong mong mong embarrassed your black ass expediently
When we engage in the act of masturbating to pornography, we are not merely indulging in a physical pleasure. We are performing an occult ritual that opens a gateway to dark, interdimensional entities. These entities feed on the negative energy generated by our feelings of shame, guilt, and despair. They are drawn to the emotional turmoil that this act creates, and they thrive on it. Imagine, if you will, that each time you engage in this act, you are lighting a beacon that signals to these dark entities. You are inviting them into your life, giving them permission to influence your thoughts, your emotions, and your actions. They latch onto the negative energy you produce, and they grow stronger, perpetuating a cycle of addiction and emotional distress. This is not just a matter of personal weakness or moral failing. This is a spiritual battle, and we must arm ourselves with the knowledge and the will to fight it. By understanding the true nature of this act, we can begin to see the broader implications it has on our spiritual well-being. We must strive to cultivate positive energy in our lives. We must be mindful of the content we consume and the rituals we unknowingly perform. By doing so, we can protect ourselves from these dark influences and create a healthier, more fulfilling existence. Let us close the door to these negative entities and open ourselves to the light and love that is our true nature. Let us reclaim our power and our purity, and live in a way that honors our highest selves.
>>198955566howling
>>198955564Catbergs in for a treat
>>198955495dont know. ive basically given up any hope of not being alone my entire life.
>>198955466timmy cope
it's a bit fucking warmgot a sweat on just sitting heremight be time to get fanberg out the loft
>>198955554likes
Just witnessed a mong leave a smelly mong comment in the thread while his helper wasn't looking
>>198955603mentally ill and constantly angry, seek therapy
>>198955565Barcelona cries out for more poor immigrants and less affluent tourists
do you remember your biggest ever poo?
>>198955608hate summerburn if i go outside, swet if i stay inside. that little swedish slag might be right about global warming
Any thoughts about Sheffield today, lads?
>>198955608got my legs spread and a floorfan aimed right at my bollocks can only imagine the musk they’re generating and the state of my poo towel later
>>198955659leeds for niggers
>>198955623haha seething lil timmy
NEWNEW>>198955651
A toast!
>>198955674white men make you seethe
greta thunberg penis vore
>>198955644Weak Celtic rat Currently walking in 30°c with 80% humidity in thick wool lined pants
>>198955452>6 7 8 4 5 2 3 1why
been feeling very depressed again today. i'm in my 30s. it's so pathetic to still have depression like a teenager, unable to grow up.
>>198955743
