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sex with sweaty bike women

GMO the e. coli to make it accept fluorinated tyrosine and make fluoro drugs

how do we get mn a good job as a scientist and finally utilise his autistic obsession

taken all my supplements

The other penicillin (beta lactame drugs) has a lit of types with Sulphur and maybe it would be better than trying to go for chlorinated drugs, but still using vitamin C

get me stroked off

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scared of a future where women don't need male protection

>>198979707
The stuff he posts is word salad gibberish. None of it is applicable or correct.

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Lactam antibiotic*

mad how theres always someone posting on /brit/ yet other generals go hours at a time without a single post especially through the night

>>198979680
Mr Nonce? Mr Mouse Nonce? Hi, Jonathan Smith-Kline here, I've been following your work for a while and I must say: I'm a fan.
This new idea of yours, the GMO e. coli.... It's brilliant. I want to fly you out to our HQ here in Brentford, can you make the 7am from Glasgow to Stanford tomorrow? I'll pick you up myself.

*places a trail of reeses pieces from the thread entrance up to a trap in the hopes of catching mousey*

>>198979753
always me

I have absolutely no mates
not good for my health I reckon

took me ages to figure see a mn post because he never actually replies to anyone/ he's just like a ghost moving int he shadows between our conversations

>>198979707
being a mental spastic isn't a qualification for being a scientist

Assange is finally free lads.

get mousenonce wanked off

E. Coli is nothing new
Fluorinated tyrosine in papaver sombiferum fluorinates the precursor on ring E at the oxygen bridge

>>198979567
yeh got it next guess. had to rattle my brain though cause of Webster's spelling reform

>>198979797
you should go outside and try to explain to your neighbour who mousenonce is

Can't believe they're actually letting Biden debate Trump
Must be planning to pump him full of amphetamines

This fluoridation allows for the precursor to wrap around instead of being I'm the long chain form and the R- isomer can then be processed. Iodine on tyrosine failed in their study

>>198979781
ktim

whats joe rogans obsession with stem cells

Fluorinated sanguinamine

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>>198979833

Thought I had a match on Hinge but it was a reply to a youtube comment about a game.

imagine a world where the president and prime minister is decided by checking to see who has the biggest willy. then one day a woman stands and we have to debate whether it should come down to breast size or hip to waist or anything else

>>198979856
Cum is stem cells
Also: all of the mitochondrial DNA comes from the mother. And there is DNA in all of them, and cells, from when they split and chromosomes half and go into one each

life sortage imminent

wonder if biden will shart himself on the stage

>>198979781
ktim

colloidal silver on the tongue

>>198979883
what do they do for us though

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Sanguarina canidadis
I'm just looking because they mix it with sodium for fake medicine

circus is in town, need to keep an eye out for pikeys

>>198979909
What can DNA and chromosomes do for us? I don't know yet i haven't learned. But if you know kw about chromosomes you can start the co conversation

not even left the house yet and im sweating fuck sake english weather is grim

>>198979880
yeh, wow

fluoridine gay porn e coli tyosines the poo poo poo poo poo

>>198979961
lay off the cheesecake next time

>>198979880
pfft ahaaa what are you like x

>>198979948
well people inject stem cells to repair tissue damage and stuff so i wonder how it works

>fluoride
>gay porn
>poo
Sounds about society

leftypol insisting on drawing all the curtains and closing all the windows and wrapping himself in a duvet to 'keep the heat out'

>>198980020
cup of hot coffee as well, cools you down

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been restricted on all my betting accounts

>>198980020
>drawing all the curtains and closing all the windows
yep that's how you keep heat out

1,3-F-benzodioxolo

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>Meanwhile in a Facebook post early on Monday Debbie addressed the concerns over the Go Fund Me Page set up for him as which has attracted more than £32,000 in donations.

>'The funds are not released and won't be if not needed. I really cannot believe the British public are not supporting me in trying to find Jay.
screaming at this cunt acting like everyone should be donating. what would the funds even be used for

>>198980002
im 5'4 and weigh 11 stone

gay fluoride poo porn

>>198980037
ahh yes stagnant smelly bedroom

>>198980037
ok mate l'll paint the windows black to be extra cool

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>im 5'4

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>>198980069

Mad how Julian Assange was arrested for exposing the shit the military get up to with their illegal wars. Always amazes me how little democracies actually want you to know

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Opiates if they were bad for you but also make me curious owo

>>198980088
and yet when Piers Morgan did it we called him a villain

>>198980049
get the a-team hired

Cl bridge reticuline + HCL and fluoride

>>198980057
That puts you in the overweight category with a BMI of 26.4. now post your chubby belly faggot

>>198980071
>>198980068
It's a fact, like it or not, not sure why you're getting worked up by simple physics

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errr

5S,6R,7S,8S)-13,14-Dimethoxy-6,7-dimethyl-5,6,7,8-tetrahydro ... and carboxilic acid and fluoride or HF and OH

>>198980139
well share it lad

>>198980088
>the shit the military get up to with their illegal wars
Such as?

>>198980137
your gaff fucking stinks

a cool and comfortable 22C, cloudy, in glasgow

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So I’m supposed to just choose some random life ambition or goal? Just decide “ah yes this is what I’m going to do with my life”?
Feel like there should be some sort of process or way of deciding this. I can just move to Wales and decide to be a mechanic, or move to Uzbekistan and start a religious cult.
Do I just pick something from a hat?

>>198980172
Nope, cos I'm not sweating buckets in it like a fat retard (you)

Methylene trifluoroacetic acid dioxolol amine (MTADA). It has a reddit acronym so it is real fluoride

have got my legs interlocked and slightly elevated in such a way that they're holding themselves in position with 0 effort from me, feels peng

>>198980180
oh he's dead

>>198980068
mummy's boy, still parroting her advice

Robotussin and toothpaste
And sulphuric acid in a bottle shaken up with a copper catalyst, and something else to make it exothermic like adding hydrogen peroxide for the sulph

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>>198980180

>>198980216
Show us a pic lad

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>>198980190
As a 30 year old who did nothing, I can tell you it really is best to just do something, anything. There's no wrong path (besides doing nothing).

Join the navy or go to college or get a job or spend a year abroad or whatever. Just fucking pick something and throw yourself into it. Be out there, be among other people, have experiences.

only been awake half hour and l want to get high

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>>198980190
You wanna pick something you're good at, so posting frogs on 4chan might be something to look into

>>198980180
Throw acid in its face

>>198980216
doxxable information

>>198980190
Kind of
t. 20,000 ambitions I've talked myself out of, a few that stuck

i chat to my british (english) friends on 4chan, messenger, whatsapp, and instagram. i'm truly international

>>198980190
>So I’m supposed to just choose some random life ambition or goal? Just decide “ah yes this is what I’m going to do with my life”?
Yes

runtoid arserightus

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>>198980283
glad to have you with us x

Just prop your fridge door open to cool down your house. Take the food out first or else it'll go bad. You can put the food in the sink to keep it cool as the metal of the sink conducts heat away from it.

>>198980169
Killing innocent civilians

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"Wow, yank anon. How do you know so much british slang?"

>>198980317
Not illegal

got true detective on

>>198980190
technically but in reality paths will be closed due to cost or practicality or skill etc

for me it's the path of least resistance

>>198980180
could beat a black bear ina fight me

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>>198979636
>tfw no qt cycling gf
Life is suffering

>>198980305
Just put it next to your radiator and pump fluoride theough it

>>198980331
who true detectived you?

>>198980336
alri water man

>>198980340
why's there no graffiti in the background?

get the arses shagged

>>198980317
thats war for ya

Just walked into my bathroom and went blind and almost fell over. Hopefully the fruit flies aren't making toxic fumes in there with my piss while they drown in it

>>198980348
true
* flows into your ear and gets stuck there all day under I spill out on to your pillow tonight*

>>198980330
>A war crime is a violation of the laws of war ... such as intentionally killing civilians or prisoners of war, torture
Pretty sure the yanks did all of that in Iraq and Afghanistan

>>198980358
leave the dove alone wtf!

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I don't have TikTok but keep seeing this hawk tuah meme mentioned. Can someone give me the QRD?

Presume it has something to do with spitting since that's the spitting sound, no?

kinda wild how nobody talking bout when bro said 'bet' :skull emoji:

imagine a thermobaric missile obliterating your civilian abode, don't even know why people care so much i'd welcome such an instantaneous painless death

Lying in bed with a massive erection

>>198980358
WHAT'S HE DOING THAT FOR?

>>198980388
it's just the gen alpha version of "glawk glawk 3000"

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i should work on the PLCs

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>>198980388
some mid redneck talking about blowies

>soldiers sometimes kill people they shouldnt!
wow really worth being hunted and living in a embassy for 15 years

any oafish neerdowells in

>>198980403
can i see it aha just kidding that would be gay

wonder why ted bundy kept trying to delay his execution, why on earth would you want to live out the rest of your natural life in a state prison in florida?

>>198980358
Extremely rude behaviour. Uncalled for.

>>198980403
The Moroccan bull has morning wood does he?

Fluoride is too big to be absorbed, that's why it accumulates. It can't pass thro8hh the osmotic barrier in there
But it also frequently comes with potassium and be negatively charged. If it could get near cells better, it would take potassium out, and possibly could out Na+ in if it was fluoride attached to that salt

>>198980441
Married With Children wasn't THAT bad

>>198980441
narcissism init

australian rules gay sex

hello

>>198980441
Better than being electrocuted to death surely. Plus he wanted to help catch other killers and get rewarded

>>198980441
They use potassium (I think citrate) as one of the murder drugs in execution. I don't know the other two (there are three) but one is a muscle relaxant that eventually stops the breathing muscles and the one before these two shuts off the brain

Love when mousey is here
He's that spacker friend who's always saying peculiar things but is chill and funny

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>>198980425
How do I get a job doing this?

Sometimes when you walk past these things there's a guy in a hi-vis and a hard hat looking at the innards. Also he has a works van. Seems comfy. I want that to be my job.

pwning libtards epic style

>>198980478
electrocution is a cool way to die, the chair would be my choice even if it's more painful than gassing or lethal injection

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>>198980480
Imagine if they mixed it up with magnesium citrate and the prisoner just sharted his last meal all over the execution table haha

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Odds New Vegas
Evens Project Zomboid
Dubs As above but start a brand new game

relapsed on the yaoi again

Based milk of magnesia poster

>>198980488
he doesn't get paid, he's just a little curious

>>198980498
police are shite

>>198980495
screaming as you fry and piss and shit yourself isnt very cool

/brit/ - A Ken Burns film

I’m the type of guy to die from heat stroke in public because I wouldn’t want to bother anyone or ask for water

>>198980526
True but sometimes you need to hear Roxanne

Fluoride duodenum would be the correct pH for fluoride to work

>>198980535
everyone pisses and shits themselves when they die, you simply MUST make your peace with that

wonder if anyone's ever started a band called lethal injection

mad how when I joined this clinic one of the other fit dentists would wear makeup and jewelry and do her hair up nice but after a while she stopped doing that because she figured that I'm an autistic freak and probably gay

>>198980515
sounds like forren shite. get some proper food down you

>>198980480
>potassium
blud asking for the execution by banana method

>>198980552
Would you say "oh dear" before falling unconscious?

>>198980551
herzog would be more fitting

Incredible how we've gone from the BNP in the 2000's to being in a much more dire situation and the only people we can vote for are softer and won't fix anything

>>198980564
Mousey, fact-check this for me

3,4-methylene dioxy-6-fluorobenzene-chromate csrbin carbon carbon sugar

>>198980572
I’d use the last of my energy to stumble somewhere out of sight and collapse on the floor

>>198980566
probably, hate when bands name themselves after common parlance words or expressions and then become popular and subsequently hog the google search results, i'm an etymology autist and like to find out where expressions come from, i don't care about some shitty band

>>198980567
mental that you think she's ever prepared herself specifically for you

>>198980567
Surely if you're a dentist you're absolutely wadded and birds are lining up.

yeah ok maybe not other dentists since those are high-value women, but like normal women would be gagging for a rich dentist husband (even if he were an autismo)

they need to hurry up and start making fuel out of human pee and poo

it is necessary

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>£80 to last me till friday

would you lads let the fittest woman on earth eat your arsehole? and it has to be all sloppy and noisy and she gets her tongue right up there

>>198980567
There's a woman at the jobcenter with massive tits and she's well fit

>>198980626
literally why wouldnt you

>>198980626
yes

180 pages deep in the archive trying to figure out who the fuck mousenonce / spaino / diego are

>>198980581
bnp were always a joke though

6-Fluorobenzene-chromate; saccharin

>>198980635
>>198980636
ok just making sure

Rate the brekkie lads:
Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts

>>198980624
Just go to bed for a few days. Doesn’t cost anything to go to sleep. Then you wake up on Friday and have £80. The banks don’t want you to know this.

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>>198980662
10/10

>>198980662
good snack that

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>>198980600

>>198980657
gchq

>>198980626
it's not my thing but if it's the fittest woman on earth then sure why not
do i get to have normal sex with her too?

Taking postpartum medicine and playing with my blood

>>198980662
forren shite

fucking awful how quickly women wall after their late teens

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I for one am tired of pretending that hapa women aren’t extremely hot.

>>198980628
just like real life innit

>>198980696
what do you think is the prime age mate?

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Grind your antipsychotic meds up in toothpaste ans let sit for 3 days and feed it to your pet rodent (it's a GCHQ spy)

>>198980719
she's fat now

>>198980728
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR

Buying a wealth spell on etsy from a witch so I can continue my NEET lifestyle

girl i had a huge crush on in high school got pregnant by some other lad when she was 17, it absolutely shattered my heart
going to wait until her daughter is of legal age and shag her instead

mad how big my man tits are

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>>198980726

>>198980719
I agree. This woman is extremely hot

In orange juice

lass at work started walking around barefooted and I became tumescent

>>198980739
Hairybellylad?

l'm so lonely

*surreptitiously googles tumescent*

surreptitiously looking up what tumescent means

Vgh the miracle of childbirth

>>198980752
corrrrrrr

slithering up the stairs

>>198980488
Telecoms companies will hire apprentice maintenance engineers, search online for what's available near you.

why can't women just...just not get fat once they turn 18????
its like something they all feel absolutely obliged to do, some weird form of empowerment or something??
look at virtually any woman before and after they turned 18 and they'll be AT LEAST 30-40 pounds heavier
of course if you are not attracted to this weight gain YOU are the problem and probably some sick nonce or something

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>>198980456
Did you know that Christina Applegate was only 15 when the first season was broadcast

Mad

been a while since I got a haircut and it's bordering on incel virge territory

Soylent green is toothpaste

>>198980799
Let's see your physique

When you were at school, did anyone else fantasise about stopping time and doing kinky shit with the girls?

>>198980804
CORRR

>>198980804
there should be warnings at the start of television shows when they feature girls under 18 who very well look like women 18 and older

>>198980819
Read this as if we all call the end of school 'stopping time'

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>>198980804
literally doing the al bundy hand in pants thing as this post appeared before my eyes

>>198980815
Same
Worried now that it's long enough to be a chore for the barber

>>198980818
im not fat but even i was it wouldn't be a problem because men are supposed to be big and beastly
women are supposed to be small and shapely

Professor said men can easily take a life, but women are the only ones that can actually GIVE life

So I goes up to him; I goes up to him and I says to him, "Oh yeah? Hey mister professor man; hows come they don'ts wants to make lifes with YOUSE?"

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

i DID dent

>>198980844
Cute writing. I bet you're really breedable

>>198980819
I still do that

sick of white bitches and they eating disorders

>>198980844
big fan of big al and his hatred of fat bitches

>>198980870
what do you do for work?

>>198980863
Good post yank

>>198980719
Who is this? I tried a reverse image seach and it just brought up Disability Living Allowance for adults lmao

ignore non whites in every capacity
do not acknowledge their existence

>>198980890
i'm a teacher

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benders when they have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay

waterbergowitz is installing a smart water meter in me house
scary!

>>198980869
O.o

>>198980498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m3CMTeo-nU

>>198980526
>>198980554
No they are not shite, you are objectively incorrect

Cocaine carboxylate

smart water meter I'm about to install in this goy's house is actually a secret government machine

>>198980819
ktim but went to an all boy's school

france food in hand

just huffed a dart

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does it look shit or not

>>198980926
haha
love benders cause it means more women for me

Used to hands-free orgasm over my English teacher

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sucking some black sludge

>>198980964
Grim grim grim grim GRIM. Oh my days.

0 incentive to work
so i SHAN'T

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Not my English teacher but a different one was so fit and he looked like the guy from mgmt

>>198980964
nah. proper puts the fear in me

Come to the sea sometime lads. Take a holiday and go swimming in the ocean sometime. You’ll have a fun time I’m sure.

>>198980980
in all these webms, how come the red bird is always such an asshole?

>>198980980
excellent webm

>>198980964
why would they leave the bottom of their back blank? looks weird

yanks be like "nah i can't go out dude i'm at my dad's place this weekend"

history teacher was this 10/10 ginger curvy little minx who always wore short skirts and had a massive arse
remember one time she was sitting on the table in front of the lads and you could see right up her skirt and she 100% knew what she was doing
proper unstable bitch as well was always crying

>>198981011
The weak must fear the strong

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Maybe it does permeate

>>198981046
corrr

>>198981011
just a bit of banter innit

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>>198981011
tongue where brain meant to be. poor decisions

used to get a stiffy when my teacher would take her shoes off under her desk

>>198980999
post more anime twinks

Vgh Nature

>>198981063
you must use the phosphate

>>198981045
dtim

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Man made horrors
>>198981101
I mean just because I thought fluoride doesn't cross through the barriers

there's frig all jobs this year
this is NOT ideal senpai

animals are all mongs

might buy a dildo

>>198981075
mad that

Standing in the garden smoking and staring thoughtfully off in the distance while listening to cool music so I look cool. (I am 30 years old. Nobody is looking at me. Nobody ever looks at me)

>>198981130
What do you want one of them for

There is also valence

>>198981169
bum wanks ennit

how to find out the net taxpayer value for Australia?

any job hunting man in?

>>198981117
why are you using chrome? they track everything you do lol

>>198981197
aye for jobs i'm not qualified for

l'm so bored all the time

>>198979636
Nigel Farage!

>>198981209
So what

stroking.

>>198981197
yh. My hunting method is sitting in a field and waiting for a prize catch to fall into my lap

>>198981247
good goy

>>198981196
is google broken mate?

was Silverchair big in the UK?

never hunted job before, but me grandpappy told me a hound dog is whatchyur gonna want

it's just one thing after another

>>198981319
good post

Wow on the internet where it's free to find this information it says that the machine is 80% confident that C13H10F3NO3 acts on the beta lactame receptor
And 90% confident that it does or does not

>>198981274
google isn't giving answers

>>198981314
eh, it's about chair sized

Mixing arirprirazole with dmt

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would love a big mouthful of the queen's brown sauce right now

Beta lactamase active

dona care no more

>>198980964
mental how deano freaks will get this permanently inked on them

feel like SHIT

Old hags keep trying to talk to me at work; OVER IT

Wish there was a magic genie that would turn all old people young again so at least they'd all be peng

pickle rick is in the house tonight
pickle rick's gonna have a good time

>>198981381
grim little virgin of a post

when's the last time you seriously considered suicide lads? i do pretty much every day lately until i take my pills

new

>>198981400
>>198981400
>>198981400

got phossy jaw

>>198979636
sesso

>>198980964
yakuza wannabe

bgf