Post funny obese Americans
It isn't even 9 yet
Its time for your siesta
>>199013454holy shit
>>199013366>>199013454Rasputia.
>>199013660Did these lards even have weapons?
>>199013366>so dense that she sinks
>>199013705Every american city has this happen daily
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>>1990137210:23 should have gotten a retry. Blue shorts cheated.Justice for frost tips now.
>>199013660O'Shawn's pair
Imagine the smell
>>199013721obviously not america
>>199014417Imagine booking a room in a cruise ship and walking into that
>>199014431Cope. It was in Denver.
>>199014437whats the issue? people cant have fun on a cruise?
>>199014445No its not the people and surrounding area has a distinctly latin american look
>>199014417Do they have nigger cruises now? Is the crew also black?
>>199014448Not when those are around
>>199014520Looks like they already are you just a racist chud
>>199014550Speaking of people I've only noticed a lady hurrying a kid from the deck and a confused women laying on a lounge chair
>>199014721They cant handle the soul of black people having fun
>>199014874You confuse soul with noise
>>199014417wtf are they even doing?
>>199014488Niggers love going on cruises here. They're fairly affordable and they don't have to do any planning or make preparations of any kind, just get drunk and chimp out in paradise for a whole week.
>>199013721that's a pretty fun idea
>>199014417Iceberg bros don't melt yet, you have one last job to do.
>>199014012Fats are less dense than water dough
>>199014979Hoopin and hollering is their natural state
>>199014102hehehe
>>199013893they threatened to eat their faces off... its no laughing matter.
>>199013366Is it illegal for black people to know how to swim?
Have you ever wondered how police chases , AKSHUALLY look like in usa with all those fat funny murricans (when news like never ever show police catching fat people)its infamous police chace 2 redneck land whales comedyshorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSRLXA0TuqAwhole movie, comedy gold (21m)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l90rOhv4S-k
Is this true they can't swim?
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>>199018020Imagine the momentum
>>199018905Tragic incident in which "LaDarius Stewart" died
>>199013366>americans are now so fat they will drown if they fall into an ankle-high pool of watergrim
>>199014979you know how monkeys in jungles just go "ook ook aak aak" for no reason and then shake some tree branches? it's like that
>>199018973Thankfully, DeKendrix made it.
>>199013366This is actually so sad how it can get to this
>>199013721I mean pretty based desu.
>>199018868They never learned to swim because their parents never learned, because their parents never learned, etc. etc.
>>199019397are swimming lessons not part of education?fucking hell, I learned to swim in school, after swimming school at a much younger age didn't work
>>199018905>The drownings shocked the community and sparked a campaign
>>199019443You need to spend like 5 minutes to understand how to float. As long as it is calm weather and there aren't other obstacles it is literally impossible for you to drown.
>>199019397You don't need to learn to swim. It is a natural instinct. Did nobody see that Nirvana album cover?
>>199013721holy shit, they're fat
>>199018905>those namesFake article ?
>>199013705poor 5ft3 girl can't wrestle down a fucking walking lipid farm
>>199020668https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>>199020668Completely real. African Americans are ethnically lost, as while even the muttest of Americans like myself can say "Oh I'm a quarter Italian", African Americans have no idea what part of Africa they're from. As a result when they try to get in touch with their roots, they make up strange names or attach themselves to Ancient Egypt. It's a sad state of affairs, but entirely understandable.
>>199014417Is there a way to scan cruise demographics ahead of time? This is actually concerning kek
>>199020826That's kinda sad. Is that the reason why they do all this "we wuz kangz" shit and the nation of islam stuff and black isrealites stuff? Like desperately trying to invent their own cultural heritage?
>>199013454damn, it ripped his head clean off
>>199014417oh no... no... is that... is that a group of people swaying back and forth rhythmically to music? OH MY GOD! I'M GOING INSANE! HELP! NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>199020826Weird.That's not even African names btw, like Akissi, Yao or whatever.
>>199014488Bro how do you think they got here?
>>199020863Sure I must admit I'm bitter for the precious blood I've bledand for the years of cruel oppression that you've heaped upon my headFor the rape of my grandmothers and the mulattos that you've leftfor the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,many, many, many years of slavery with its legacy of deathTell me not that I'm a dreamer, oh no it's you that cannot seeI am just another victim of a cruel reality
>>199021481Norwegians captured, enslaved and sold your ancestors? I think you need to read a book.
>>199020668>By the 1970s and 1980s, it had become common within African-American culture to invent new names. Many of the invented names took elements from popular existing names. Prefixes such as La/Le, Da/De, Ra/Re, or Ja/Je and suffixes such as -ique/iqua, -isha (for girls), -ari and -aun/awn (for boys) are common, as well as inventive spellings for common names. The book Baby Names Now: From Classic to Cool—The Very Last Word on First Names places the origins of "La" names in African-American culture in New Orleans. The name LaKeisha is typically considered American in origin but has elements drawn from both African and French roots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_names
>>199020668>those names>Fake article ?not fake, mon amisjust real deep southern black peopleand ironically the part of America, the French settled first>>199020826>African Americans are ethnically losttruth, maybe some deep years research could find their family roots from west africa or something like that. they would also figure out their native diets like tubers, legumes and are not designed at all to subsist on corn syrup sugars and processed fried slop.
>>199013721>capitalism doesn't wor-
>>199020826That's sad Maybe should of wrote down history though
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