Colgate smile edition
Need to wank the pain away
he self harmin yeah he is int he
>>199018111give her herei'll sort her outand cut up her fruit for heryou dont appreciate her enough
Blatantly fucking murdered by those two lads that he left the festival with and the body dumped somewhere
one week until big keir gets the keys to number 10
listening to english music
ehehe
Forgot to trim my nostril hair AGAIN
Did anyone here used to plank? If so I want you to know you're a massive twat!
forgot to shave my head again
so true
You wanna guess the colour of my underwearYou wanna know what I got going on down thereIs it pretty in pink or all see-through?Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo?You wanna put 'em in your mouth, pull 'em all down southYou wanna turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking aboutPu-pu-put 'em in your mouth, pull 'em all down southYou wanna turn this shit out, that's what I'm talking about (Yeah)
>>199018229thought to myself ‘can’t believe I’m leaving the house looking like that’ every time I’ve seen mine in the mirror for bout 5 years and still done nowt about it
what did he mean by this?
mental how there are "gangsta" uk rappers at all considering how safe and white your country is
mornin pardners
>>199018258ehehe
>>199018258le quirky attention seeker
The toothpaste fluorinates the tryptamine-like substance in orange peels I lost the page but one of the chemicals looks a lot like DMT
mans never been in Marquee when it shut down
>>199018282Le everyone is seeking attention so I can preclude everything with them being le [personality] attention seeker being so fake
orange jews weakens your enamel and then brushing your teeth removes itdont brush after eating oranges
>>1990182701 uk black is worse than 10 us ones combined
>>199018295Lol at people getting out of prison for killing someone and making the graph spike again to then actually get punished
the youngest ww2 veterans are in their late 90s and will all be dead soon
Not eaten an orange in about 20 years.
what now, reddit?
>>199018328Good. To hell with zogbots.
>>199018321I too enjoy making up funny stories in my head
m8 of mine has never eaten a pear
>>199018344hold on a second there sport, that includes the veterans who fought for the nazis
Ergometrine makes the uterus (and other smooth muscles) contract
>>199018328and?
>>199018356truth be told partner*puffs pipe*both sides are zogbots
>>199018320>UK had 684 total homicides in 2021 for a population of 67 millionmy city had 342 homicides in 2021 for a population of 600,000
>>199018301raging because you've been seen through
>>199018355A shame since they're delicious.
>>199018388>>199018355ive never eaten a pear. dont like the colour
>>199018386not every city is Baltimore
>>199018355i've never drank irn bru
>>199018386America problem not a black problem
there are no jobs for neets anymore it's a disgrace so it is
while i agree with hitler's stance on the jews, i don't like germans either, they're weirdos
>Good. To hell with zogbots.
>>199018413I don't live in baltimore>>199018416despite
>>199018386why do black peepo like killing people so much
she want that BWC so badimagine the pure agressive colonizer sexhis BWC tearing through her virgin pussy, breeding her deep, impregnating her tight pusse with his superior seed, putting a white colonizer baby inside that fertile wombpajeets will seethe, but they can't deny that's what all pajeetas want
>>199018431Then don't give me fake numbers
>>199018450they arent fake numbers
>>199018444many are saying this
>>199018444Fuck off
remind /brit/ is a safe space for women, non-binary posters and their allies
>>199018484good morning sir
An idiot admires complexityA genius admires simplicity
>>199018491Can you pollute a different thread with your incessant, toxic mental illness? Someone needs to revoke your access to the internet
is this historically accurate
>>199018142Needs to be sectioned
having a roast pork sarnie
>>199018526it's an old webm
told dogberg she was being naughty, then i asked if she knew what happens to naughty puppies; a rhetorical question of course since dogs don't speak
>>199018516Spot on
>>199018521For me, it's 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
whatever happened to are tim
>>199018542Ask her what sound dogs make
>>199018328had a WW1 veteran living next to me growing up. Now they are all dead.
willyberg on a mad one with bumstein and fartfeld
>>199018542did you fuck your dog?
>>199018561after his freakout where he started posting his spermy dick all over twitter he was presumably sectioned and is now medicated and relatively stable
>>199018559DC;VR
can you lot get this election over with already? i DO NOT CARE anymore
>>199018583don't ask stupid disgusting questions you retarded yank moron
>>199018598fuck off outta /brit/ then, yeah?
>>199018559
>>199018621looks like shit
>>199018583>>199018598same poster btw
>>199018636ok and?
feel like pure shit just wish jay slater would come home safe
miss the days when films and tv only had white people in leading roles and non-whites were either entirely absent or merely side characterssomething about seeing black women on screen especially pisses me off
The idea that orange peels and toothpaste can get you high is a myth or an urban legend. There is no scientific evidence to support this claim.
>>199018672you're a proper wrong'un, is all
some of the best movies have women as the main character
>>199018717you mean films
would be funny if david cameron killed conservatives though
Odd how when you're online it's tempting to think everyone is jacked and roided but then when you leave the house in real genuinely everyone is fat and obese. Maybe I just live in a fat, deprived area but honestly everyone is fat.
>>199018675Diacetylmorphine
>>199018745aliens is a movie/flick.alien is a film/kino.learn the difference
>>199018749I hope obesity rates continue to rise. It makes me look better.
>>199018767you are a moron
what should my next wank be over lads?
>>199018767why do yanks make up arbitrary rules on the spot and expect everyone to follow them as objective truth?
>>199018799WMAF
>>199018799BMWF of course
>>199018799BMAM
>>199018808>>199018780if you don't understand the difference between a movie and a film then kindly lurk moar, newfags
>>199018799imagination wank
would die for china, me
>>199018799wank to the apple in your brain
>>199018856this is complete rubbish
>>199018769The concern is that in the future all would-be fatties will be on ozempic style medications and look normal.You could be talking to a low willpower, low IQ fat moron except they would look thin and normal so you wouldn't know, and thus they would receive undeserved respect from you.
>>199018799pride month still so gay porn
>>199018717there are no good films with female leads
>>199018856fuck off back to /tv/ yank mong. The bicycle thief? film.the seventh seal? film. Fast and furious 7? film.
I been a nasty girl Nasty Nasty girl I been a nasty girl
>>199018878me on the right
>imagine in apple>I ain't have no apple>yes but imagine an apple>dere's no apple tho
already had a shit so time to shower and shave
yanks call them "movies" because theyre MOVING imageswaht a fucking gyp
>>199018895>the bicycle thiefcinema>the seventh sealfilm>fast and furious 7joint
I call them movies
>>199018923not had any so far but I shit like a clock same time every day so there's no concern
>>199018948someone made that image to fuck with autists like you and you fell for it
>>199018916just imagine the apple
I hate and am jealous how the left is getting their own way but at the same time everuthing they believe in is suicide and leaving no trace or being fags and cucks
>>199018959bowel clocks all over the place at the moment need to sort it out life's not the same if you aren't in a good poo routine
>>199018979this is methis is the reason i have no creativity whatsoever
>>199019005you dont see characters/settings/scenes when you read books?do you at least have an internal monologue?
>>199018799jay slater
I hate doing squats.
>>199019005Take some hallucinogens
>>199019002It's so underrated.
jay slater? the hooligan that bashed someone's skull in? good riddance
>>199019005there are creative people with aphantasia, my ex gf has it and she is good at drawing
>>199019017can have an an internal monologue but sometimes switch it off and just go on autopilot or think in abstract thoughts. Don't think there's many niggas out there with a full mark Corrigan internal monologue all day every day
>>199019039Heard that 'someone' was a hooligan himself thoughever
Fucked up my body clock after flying back from holidaytoilTried to sleep a decent amount on the plane to offset it but got home and was out like a light from 1pm to 2 in the morning
>rich prick is missing on holidayyawn
most of my internal monologue is about farts and fartingwhen is the next one going to be, what is it going to sound/smell like, what does it say about me as a person etc
Got loathesome feelings towards workberg. Why do they always treat us so wrong, so we can get our dedicated food tokens? It not right
>>199019017no, picture nothing in my head, just the idea of it.my internal monologue is going constantly
WHEN I SAY "POO" YOU SAY "WANK"!POO!
Anyone remember the cunt who died because he walked into a helicopter's tail rotor and someone on here was celebrating because he used to be bullied by the now deceased fellow?
>can't swim>Go wading in water with friends>none of you can swim>one of yoj starts growing>run into the water (you can't swim) to save him I would just not go in the water
read 0 books in 2023
>>199019142I vaguely remember the headline but I didn't know someone in here knew him.
>>199019142no
>>199019142this one?
>>199019142walking into a helicopter rotor is a pretty comical way to die even without that
>A British tourist has died in Greece, after being dismembered by the blades of a helicopter after getting too close to the aircraft while the engines were still running.
got ghosted by an old friend once so i went to his workplace and did a wee on his car
>>199019172yeah but i can't find the post on here about it
Soon to be unemployed againBut I will not be held backI will flourish
>>199019152>read or listened tomongs counting audiobooks as reading are fucking retarded copers
Had a 6 month break from here, is the cuck spamming still going on?
zofegaj votb votb
>>199019215yes. these filters will help
>>199019213sorry but it does countit's simply a better way to read a book
>>199019172FENTON!!
been told i have a gay smile
the last time i posted on /brit/ regularly, poleaboo was just beginning to troon outis he still doing that?
>>199019249Better than the creepy serial killer smile I have.
crooked yellow teeth
>>199019249Mum told me that I smoke like a faggot once
>>199019255Nah he detransitioned. He works nights now, £30k salary, has a house and his parents split up so his mum moved in with poley. He doesn't post here anymore.
>>199019229Cheers lad
>>199019269She probably wanted to hurt you since you hurt her by picking up smoking.
>>199019142>walked into a helicopter's tail rotorscreaming
martini is good
>>199019324Ain’t that against the rules to share one’s ballot
>>199019324well said benton
>>199019142how the blimming hell do you walk into a tail rotorfor a second i read it as the top rotor and thought that's pretty scary if your head can just hit that, but the tail rotor is so avoidable
>>199019212this is inevitable for me. work in a small office for the council where everyone takes the piss. eventually the bosses find out and restructure . I'm holding out for that compulsory redundancy cheque
Why do people do postal votes?The trip to the polling centre is fun. It's a reason to get out the house.
>>199019343Don't want to show a picture of their ugly mug when they get ID'd.
>>199019342>councilMate you will never be found out or sacked. No one gives a shite when it's taxpayer's money. You doss and the money still flows in. Your boss dosses and the money still flows in.
no one wants to be a polling clerk or count votes and this will probably be one of the lowest turn outs. democracy is slowly dying. the monarchy will return.
>>199019340alcohol perhaps
corrr this year will be my first time being able to show my FULL uk driver's licence as ID at the polling stationthe woman will know I'm a driver, and thus a normal man. No more showing the green provisional licence for me!
>>199018408Get a conference pear mate
>>199018106For me it's sensodyne repair and protect as it seems to be the only toothpaste with the ingredient Novamin
>>199019373shall be sharing my blue brexit passport myself
>>199019373they should just stamp Gay card across the green one to force people to take their driving test seriously the first time round
Anyone got any moss balls spare?
>>199018444He absolutely did not want to get close kek
AshyG down the hatch with my exotic coffee
>>199019360not when it's overbudget for too long. there's constant reshuffling to make it seem like theyre doing something eventually it comes round to everyone. unless your job is statutory you'll be on the block
>>199019416whats ashyg and may i have some
I like a lot of green policies but they have an equal amount of batshit insane policies I like the idea of lib dem but they don't seem like a real party, just the default "don't like Tories or Labour", they're also a bunch of NIMBYs I don't know what to do!!!!
>>199019236copeit's an ego boost for brainlets who don't have the attention span to focus for more than paragraph
They gave Superman his red undies back.
>>199019448AshwangandhaNatural test booster that also removes all decision anxiety for the day
pears are shit. don't get why you'd get a pear when there are so many better fruits available
>>199019482Why do you need a test boost lol
mental how in all those councils that declared bankruptcy the bins still get collected and everything still carries on as normal
Just found out Holly Valance is /ourgirl/
>>199019482NTA but cheers, mate.
Why are Europeans like this?
You're a fool if you vote any other party than Reform.
lads will really sun their ballsack 2 hours a day, eat raw organ meat and buy gel caps containing Ashwangandha i.e indian floor sweepings to "boost test" rather than just injecting test into their arse twice a week
>>199019495Confidence, muscle maintenance, wellbeing
>>199019508Why are you reading decade-old reddit posts, mate?
>>199019482picturing you tell me this in the form of Matthew McConaughey chest thumping in wolf of wall street
>>199019511Farage is the monorail salesman from the Simpsons Working class being fooled by another neoliberal Thatcherite YET AGAIN
>>199018221ancient gimmique
never met anyone with worse social skills or instincts than meI should be studied like those people who grew up in the woods as kids, isolated from humans.
Just want to go climbing all the time.
>>199019544He’s the best we have
>>199019526Does it help blood flow to penis? Asking for a friend (he can still get erections just not as hard as they used to be and go limp quicker)
>>199019573shut up paki, go back to india
>>199019565you struck up any conversations with cute women at the bouldering yet lad?
>>199019573nigga look like a fallout collectible
A very fat woman farted on the airplane and made everyone sick from the smell.
Here at /brit/ we worship Cloacina goddess of poo
>>199019579Yeah it should make you more horny which is a direct effect of higher test. More horny equals bigger erections
>>199019570He won't do anything about immigration. If he magically stopped all immigration tomorrow he'd have nothing to exist for. We would still have the issue of growing inequality which means you still won't be able to afford a house even with no immigrants The best we have is the greens 1% wealth tax but unfortunately they have a bunch of lunatic policies that must be avoided
>>199019482ashwaghanda is just magic nigger dust snake oil does nowt
>>199019587A little bit. Just small talk.
ashwagandha withdrawal is worse than benzos. get off that shit as soon as you can
>>199019573The problem with conservatives is they run out of public things to flog off
could have sworn stevie wonder was dead
mad how when you close something on mac it doesn't actually close you have to right click and close it again
>>199019579here are test boosters that actually have evidence and aren't memesyou should know though, it isn't like taking these will suddenly make you a jacked gigachadalso every supplement combined times 100 is still about 1% as good as proper diet and sleep
>>199019565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JZG71afaQMCome to Cascadia white man
>>199019629good man, that's how anything starts
>>199019628It’s not because I use an extract which has a palpable effect on my test levels that I can notice (I also feel sleepy when I take it)
>>199019615ignore this paki
>>199019615Voting for Reform is basically an opinion poll. It goes Homeland > SDP > Reform.
meme supplement shills are in
>>199019654link the one you use
might get a few bottles of wine in at the weekend and get poo steaming
https://youtu.be/1lRsHIHoj_Y
>>199019565Wish there was a rock climbing place near me
Why is every nigga indoor climbing these days
>>199019651How about yourself?
DC;VR thoughever
Belgium slowly curing himself of his porn addiction, but realising he can only get attention by spamming so he's slowly pivoting to a toryboy gimmick.
>>199019692got a placement where he had to walk did he
There are men who think that because a man started taking estrogen pills and identifying as female, that having sex with them is 'straight'. They even think that sucking their 'female penis' is straight, too. Lmao.
>>199019687whats the significance of the poo
>>199019711because it's fun and good exercise and fit girls do it
>>199019672That was BoE not the cons
steaming a poo
>>199019719his working days are over
>>199019710I've never actually been bouldering. Would like to go one day but I don't have a job or car. There are some good climbing centres in my city. Maybe some day.
Luv are Kemi, simple as
>>199019728It's just an expression.
>>199019035I did this and I went from a 5 to being haunted by uncontrollable visualisations constantly
TMAU would of worked all my life
>>199019692a play at getting his free car back
used to live next door to gays when I lived in a flat and I used to regularly hear them having hardcore sex and the bottom had one of the most repulsive moans I've ever heardsounded like goku screaming kamehameha
Thinking about Santa’s sack
>>199019693I figured that would be quite popular in a country like New Zealand.>>199019746Start it as soon as you have the chance. I regret not doing it sooner.
>>199019765You would rim your dolescum idol's arse hole clean directly after he took a stinky shite.
>>199019814seasideGENIUS
>>199019760Sounds fun
kemi badcock
Reckon mihai and mousenonce were split personalities but mousenonce, or Mr Hyde, eventually took full control
>>199019860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GgJ6Ea5rDg
>>199019825Hopefully once I get some money coming in I can start it, then my real life will begin.
>>199019866who is she
what sort of gay stuff have you lot done in your life?
>>199019877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saQu2YKIs9M
farts and poo and pretty girls
anyone else fancy raven symone growing up?
dubs decide what I do today (have a budget of £200)
Colour me surprised
>>199019877I believe in you.
Well it's 29C in my room so no more sleep for me what do people that wake up before 2PM usually do
>>199019866Pale clapmeat up for grabs…
>>199019909raven from teen titans yeah I fancied her
>>199019918wank
>>199019866BBC
pale anglo saxon bums are constructed for the purpose of receiving big brythonic cock
>>199019909she was hot before she went super dyke
>>199019918I get up around 5-6AM, do an exercise routine for several hours, apply to some jobs, maybe walk to the supermarket. Then the rest of the time is interspersed with meals and shitposting.
>>199019825It probably is, I just live in a small townI can see the Southern Alps from my house so I imagine there is some sort of outdoor rock climbing, but I don't want to go all the way in to the mountains by myself like some incel and drive around for ages trying to find it
coffee drunk, now we wait for the poo to make its way down
abe's usa tv voodoo occursas business has fatigued savior avondale vocalist for realsome failed havens have favor furor documents involving others(omega verb votes)
My ultimate fantasy is to be the sub of an amazonian pawg, who makes me worship her big arse and sniff her sweaty feet and lick her pussy.Wonder how common this is.
>>199019988It's indoor places I've been going to but I would really like to try outdoor rock climbing at some point.Have a look online.
>>199019989Me when I see a tasty Chinese womans anus
just ate without youtube
>>199020014Every time I look for any sort of social club in my area the only thing that comes up is the fucking freemasonsthe only "social" activity I have is going to the gym and not talking to anyone but at least being around other humans
I don't know how to be my authentic self around other people.
At an early morning screening of Planet of the Apes and this mum has just let out her fragrant feet lol wtf
thinking about the bird from my old job
reckon jedi mind tricks would definitely work on me, weak-willed little worm that i am
*waves hand*You will send me your bank details
>>199020062That's shite. It's basically the same in my town. Freemason lodges, some gyms, pubs, golf clubs, and a pub full of pool and snooker tables. I have to drive about an hour to go climbing.
>>199020133check your dms x
>>199020120Yeah I am desperate for people's approval. Something of a meek, unassertive doormat, me.
>>199019333I think sharing your own ballot is okay, I think sharing others' ballots is illegal
>>199020113Emu farmer?
thinking about joining a faceyb group called SICK CUNTS HUMOUR ONLY 18+ FOR FREAKS NO SNOWFLAKESthoughts?
>>199019324Wonder what he thinks Labour is going to do exactly
>>199020174do you get banned on fb if you say the nigger-word?
>>199020174get the cartel videos posted
You get banned for that even on here nowadays
went right off liebour the moment they acted like they were going to renationalise the railways even though the contracts expire in a year and the tories had already put everything in place
>>199020220>>199020220>>199020220
>>199020198woke mob’s gone mad
Sir Poo Barmer
>>199020230Shall be posting in this one since it's the oldest.
fucking hell cunts3 threads and all of them are early
Every time r9k comes here every new is at least 2 made
>>199020276Think you'll find this one is early too.
>>199019714>Belgiumit's spainpaki
>>199020309im raisin awareness pal
>>199020225>>199020228>>199020233very stupid people
>>199020354that's not how it works you stupid ugly cunt
Every time r9k is here they do this same thing every thread
>>199020379fuck off you fat yank twat
>>199020390enjoy your permaban retard
>>199020444enjoy your elasticated waistband you tubby cunt
Both done each other
might go for a proverbial run
