Cornwall edition
poo smells lmao
Are you really such a retarded fsggot to post your irrelevant catchphrase at a post with one non English word in it like you do the same with any post with a typo
lel, proper laughing at this neurodiverse cunt diverting neuroly like a fucking sperg
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>Stopping posting on your other flagging avatar because someone else exists yeah?What did he mean by this?
And then you post yet another different avatar and irrelevant catchphrase. Surely there is more to life
LOOOL
>proper laughing at this neurodiverse cunt diverting neuroly like a fucking sperg
>>199025467Croydon candy
noooo games should take 1000 hours to complete because my smelly little empty life needs something to keep me occupied
Noo my smelly wagie life is so boring I need to come home and play videogames and win
live a proper silly little life, me
>>199025512>>199025525ktim
Just remembered my haircutting man cut my eyebrows tooNever going to him against
>>199025498You've been done autismlad
>>199025512Play an offline game and cheat. Install cheatengine. Download hacked save files
>>199025512>>199025525right thats enough both of you pack it in i'm getting sick of you
Playing video games all day made me neglect life and become a vf, but now they keep me distracted so I don't kms
Pioneer cheat in NFS II SE
there are zillions of other games that aren’t hard or long
Keep posting about your faggot holiday or whatever
Mental how some days I can be really randy and jack 3-4 times and then the next day im just like meh and can't be arsed. Should probably pace myself a bit better
>>199025495pathetic on many levels
>>199025495Should I breed with a black qveenI have dark skin
>Woman, 22, dies from cannabis-induced vomiting that triggered fatal heart disorder before doctors declared her brain dead
woman moment
Just had a big shop delivered lads x
>>199025616Go right ahead pal x
>>199025611*guitar riffs*Stacy's mom
>>199025591ktimif I am hungover and working from home I wank like four times 31 years old now should probably grow up a bit
>>199025643Going through other people’s trash now are we?
wtf is up with 18 year old zoomer girls
Did anyone see that ludicrous display last night?
>>199025591been too hot to wank recently see the weather drops to a cool 15C tomorrow though so shall be blasting the wilkins to depraved filth a few times i think
titcow, slampig, braphog, milktruck, dumptruck why aren't women as linguistically creative as us
>the Arabic word for daughter is "bint"
>>199025667It was woeful, it was on in the background but I quickly ignored it and focused on the pc instead.I've said for ages that Southgate was never good enough to manage England and he'd relegated any premier league club he managed. How he got England to a finals is beyond me
just mansplained in greggs
>>199025647not particularly attracted to black women but they look 100X worse when they do all of this drag queen tier shit to themselves compared with just natural afro hair
>>199025688Women really don’t desire men the same way as we do them
>>199025429Look at the time of the post you replied to you, you fucking spastic. Kill yourself.
>>199025661Caught me again lad lol, you’re just too smart for me
Got called a trifling negro in greggs lads
>>199025611poor lad will never let that down
>>199025723Speak for yourself mate.
>>199025667the thing about England is they don't try to get it in
SeasideHARMING
Are you a serious person?I don't mean serious as in dour; I mean do you take your life seriously or do you live a piddly little existence?
>>199025774OH NO NO NO
>>199025751You’ll understand better when you have sex for the first time
>>199025795Please do not post .webm's like these. It may be triggering for other individuals.
>>199025797shut yo bitch ass up
for me it was crash bandicoot 1that game was mega difficult. couldn't get even one third of the way through and I played it loads
>>199025774wafflejeet unmasked
>>199025797Piddly all the way for me
>>199025797piddly little existence yeah
>>199025797Yeah, I'm also a dour cunt though
>>199025693the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWJkImfGQM
>>199025735I admire your dedication
>>199025812fuck up you lispy troon mong
>>199025833I want to become a wafflejeet
Why is the janny deleting about 30 posts off of old /brit/ threads so they can be bumped again?What's he fucking playing at?
>>199025795Still don’t understand cutting yourself. Obviously a slot of people do it for attention but is there some actual science behind itLike is it a response to overstimulation when you’re just pursuing shallow pleasures all day and need some strong displeasure
>I find this product satisfying. Mr. White, Mr. Pinkman, we will be rebranding our marketing strategy. Your blue meth can no longer compete in the market with these fumos. Therefore, I have made the decision to rename our company Los Fumos Hermanos. Mr. Ehrmantraut, please direct Mr. White and Mr. Pinkman to the sewing machines. We will be teaching them the basics of fumo creation.>YO, YOU WANT US TO MAKE LITTLE GIRLY DOLLS, BITCH?>They're not girly dolls, you junkie. Now sit down and read the guide.>OH GOD BITCH WHO CARES PEOPLE JUST BUY THE BOOTLEGS>Jesse, wake the fuck up! Bootlegs get sold because they're not only cheap, but because fans respect the bootlegs and the real fumo manufacturers don't bother selling more of their shit, resulting in these goddamn retailers marking up the prices. If we make fumos that are 99.1% similar to the real deal, we can own the fumo market. We can sell our god damn fumos for the same price as an actual fumo and rake in more money than if we continued to make meth.
having a gin in the garden while toilberg is none the wiser this wfh malarkey has gone too far
>>199025876Probably all ratpedo posts
>>199025823The remastered version they released (with 2 & 3) was even more nightmarish.In the original the hitboxes were all squares so if you landed on something then Crash would just stay there. In the new version the hitboxes are all ovals so you fucking slide off stuff. The bridge levels are insanely hard.
Lads better start saving upWhen we eventually get rid of the monarchy there's going to be a massive land grab across the country for all of the former Crown owned lands Tarqs will obviously grab most of it straight away but there will be a decent amount available for any bloke with a bit saved up
>>199025693kek it really is
>>199025902Hope your job is sent to India on the next steamship
>>199025876spainfreak deleting mousenonce posts to delete this thread and troll us epic style
>>199025876>>199020220https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/199020220/Look at this cunt.
scrap the green belt
meltdown status?
>>1990259022 lad in my team were sacked for day drinking when WFH kicked off during covid.
>>199025943send all the wogs back
>>199025812based
you reckon britain has it's own marc dutroux organising all these paki paedo gangs or do you think they all just conveniently pop up in every town?do other countries with pakis have grooming gangs all over?
Could do with a bumming might go on that bummers app and get my arse bummed
I'm a black belt in racism against non-whites.
Gonna have a little scran of some tapas lads, see you in a bit x
>>199025963how did they know they were supping upon the liquid jew?
>>199025902twat
>>199025999dunno mate but what i can tell you is that we need more of them
Lost 20kg and finally decided to have a week off so this has been me for 7 daysFinishing off my beers, snacks and some left over pizza and back to the diet tomorrow
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
any fat cunting bastard man in
I'm such a chud that I'm the opposite of a British nationalist now. A British antinationalist, if you will.
>>199026028One lad was just noticeably hammered. He used to show to shifts stinking of weed prior to WFH and was generally a bit of a mess so it was always on the cards. The other lad just dossed a lot. To be fair I don't know if he was drinking or just dossmaxxing.
>>199025999taxi drivers, corner shops, used phone shops, kebabs shops and delivery drivers all employ paki men who are either mates with each other or cousins and they make efforts to communicate with teenage chavvy/working class white girls from broken homes. a taxi at 3am here, a free bottle of vodka there, with the names and phone numbers all shared on private WhatsApp groups
>>199025797I am dead serious.
>>199026075trip on troon
>>199026022Based spainers get those in youThe worms here will deffo seethe
>You fucking cockwomble!
>>199026081
>>199026117
leftypol putting on a tranny flag facemask and screaming at middle aged women in the street for having a different opinion to him
>>199026089The awkward thing is that only a few victims have waived their right to anonymity.But we’ll never know if any of the remaining victims were actually white British girls or just pakis
in retrospect that WC was definitely rigged for an Argie win
>>199026142being on a british flag and liking an argentinian is just some 4ner practicing aggressive mimicry
HE RUINED IT FOR MEEE
>>199026184t. australian liking a portugese man
>>199025999Its common in Britain because Labour covers it up for them and have been repeatedly caught doing so at all levels of government (local cllrs to front bench MPs)
>>199026195a hero amongst men
>>199026208Yeah we need a Conservative government to stop this from happening
>>199026208Pedophilia is a right wing thing tho
>>199026200I hate Ronaldo too especially every since I saw him screaming at his manager for being subbed off during a tournament match. Needs a slap the little woofter, just hate all Argentinians by default because they literally want all British people and people from British colonial nations dead unironically.
>>199026175Think reports have shown they preyed overwhelmingly on white girls but also overrepresented were Sikh girls. The implication being they leave Muslim girls alone
cheeky smoke session in order methinks
>>199026229Literally the moment you guys got a Tory government in 2010 the abuse scandals came out like crazy, rotherham being the most well known.But still most paki areas are Labour strongholds and Tories, while not actively enabling the rape of young girls, don't actually care about it enough to try and stop Labour strongholds from allowing it. As long as Prime Minister Shitti Poopaki gets a tax cut he's happy to let Lord Ahmed Takbir lead little white girls to slaughter.
>>199026089broken homes seem to be the cause of heaps of issues. should be illegal to cause the break up of a family
Cheeky meth amount session
>>199026195scream
>>199026259White girls are just slutty
>>199026117>>199026155
>>199026259Unfortunately its all just speculation at this point :/
>>199026352
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>199026352uhhhh rorkesisters???? our response????
can't pop my lower back ffs so uncomfy
>>199025999Of course there is. Dutroux was just the fixer though.
cockwombling arsebadgers and all
>>199026432clapmeat
I like Discworld but it’s probably one of the most reddit in that alistair brit sort of way things possible. Same with Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxyThere’s an annoying British personality type that’s into these, oddly culturally nostalgic while being a staunch atheist and leftwing, thinks they’re witty while just being annoying, they play into the caricature of a british person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiDir_HtP04
eating gay porn
>>199026475Paki
SKELLINGTONNES
thicc black milfs twerking on BWC
14hot
Just been called a TERF in Aldi
>>199026518Leftypol also likes to pretend that racial differences don’t appear in skeletal structure
>>199026532Cringe
>>199026532>t.>>198878866
>>199026558t.
>>199026568bradford toy
pickaninnyhot
>>199026558Mudslime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL__rDLG0Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL__rDLG0Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL__rDLG0E
Got a weird thing for thick Indian milfsLike sort of ugly fat ones. Had an encounter with one as a teenager that left a strong impression on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSGY5Bodjt4
>>199026592Paki
>>199026666got a thing for ugly girls too
>>199026593>>199026649>>199026656>>199026674/r9k/
>>199026649sameI have a weird thing for women in their 30s because they start getting thick in peng places and they still look kind of pretty, makes me diamonds
New Kim Kardashian Bra has fake hard nipples built into it
>>199026703For me it’s 40s 50s they’re usually no longer fertile and that sort of turns me offI like the plumpness
>>199026697>>>/out/
>>199026721niec tummy
reminder that if you reply to yanks, half the thread isn't going to see your post because of filters
>>199026742daytime brit is usually shit anyway bcos ppl like you
>>199026724>I like the plumpnessMe too, I don't know why women generally get curvy from their 30s but it's kino. Idk why women aren't like that in their 20s
>it's kino
love curvy milfs me
noone gives a fuck who you have filtered. youre not the only person to talk to
leftypol calling someone a fedora tipper because he's talking about women he finds attractive
acreaming
>>199026623mark loves people from israel and palestine
>Talk to a pro white non-white on the internet and it is either a spic or a pajeet>Talk to an anti-white and it turns out they are either Japanese or strangely in a Balkan state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL__rDLG0Emark outside enjoying the sunyou? sat in your smelly childhood bedroom
children
mark been feeding the swanage robin for over 3 years de lads
>mark outside enjoying the sun>you? sat in your smelly childhood bedroom
>>199026924
>>199026898all me. sieg heil!
>>199026898asian men do not like white men
lifting sesh done
>>199026900Opened the curtains today though
>>199026932
>>199026924Peng. Almost that time of the day where I go for my little walk
walked to the shop. it's hot out there. came to the conclusion a lot of my gut issues are because of complete lack of sleep pattern or any sense of routine to my day-to-day existence. gonna meditate in the garden in a minute.
>>199027005based employed woman
Who funds the reform party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGScySZZmw&list=RD-eGScySZZmw&start_radio=1&rv=NaPYM3SiR7c
>>199027026tice from his own money
>>199027005get the hard drive searched DCI Rorke
>>199026568nice grass. nice back fence
i like to drop into this thread on occasion and pretend im one of those people that dont have jobs and post here all day and steal their images and gimmicks
>>199026950Only Malaysian I met was back in Blacks Ops 2 team deathmatch and it was a girl or ladyboy who was better than all of us. Never friended her unfortunately.
got nowt to do for wfh toil so i will do nothing
>>199027141Same always cracking jokes with my coworkers about how I eat poo and love slags
>playing Fifa 16>havent heard a track in a while>load it up today hoping to hear it for the first time in ages>its the first song on the main menu LETSFUCKINGGO
>>199025467>>199025647>>199026568i'd fuck her
this is all lies
just started doing a budgetthoughts on the layout?
>>199027197Old fifa songs are so nostalgic because of the memories attached to them.Playing pro clubs with your mates til like 4am in the summer. Those were the days
two interns in toil over the summerthe fit 18 year old sexo female went to the other team and we got a severely autistic lad
The proper pitch black african women are way more attractive. Not in the same way as other races but they are
>>199027246add extra £5000 for Miss' spontaneous expenses
>>199027265would be wary of licking ones arsehole as you’d have no idea on the poo status
>>199027251The thing is i have Fifa 15/16 but only really played 16 online and not like people do now. Ive probably played more fifa in the last month than i did 10 years ago
>>199027236>£400 electric for 1 bedit's at least a grand
>>199000000
>>199027329kys gingernonce
>>199027257Mad how this always happens
>>199027312that's if you have gas too
>>199027352
how do electric companies charge different prices for electricity? doesn't it all come through the same wire from the same place i just don't get it
>>199027371cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>199027371stop noticing things
>"all must be shared to win the war"where is this quote from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-UZoRpW-d0get fucking on it lads and when I say get on it I mean get fucking on it yes lads come on its wednesday yes lads tuneage central *does a little dance*
Having a tough 3rd season at Leicester on Fifa 16 for some reason. Lost Kante so i think the game decided my team is shit now even though it isnt.Every simulated match is 1-2 or 2-3 loss right now so im all of a sudden fighting for avoiding relegation.
>England knockout game>General election>Potentially another England knockout gameWould've been a grand week to fuck off abroad but it's a bit late now
insane how much we pay compared to how little is used
>>199027148that's cool. somehow i remembered asking advice in a cs go casual match whether i should make a move on a friendly girl i always buy fruit from. they replied with 'go for it ' 'yolo' 'you've got nothing to lose' iirc. but i found out the girl's fb account and she was married. i will always be thankful for my stalking skill
>>199027441But Leicester did get relegated. Art imitates life.
>>199027371i think we ought to all rock down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher
>>199027435mad how these sounds can come out of a spinning disk
remember when that Leicester guy and his mistress died in a helicopter crash?what was all that about
>>199027441neer sim away matches. game fucks you. been in the code since like fifa 10.
>>199027479insanity
>>199027479Was thinking this about photos earlier, on some level I just don't understand how they're possible
for me it's the runescape theme
>>199027469Well its December 2027 and i came 4th the season before. Also world class difficulty feels like torture at times but professional difficulty is too easy.Just cant bring myself to turn it down at this point
Lmao Robertson is still at Hull in 2027
>>199027512Photos are actually really easy to understand. Chemical-coated film has light-sensitivity and when you expose it to light, an impression is created on the film. Digital photography though? Quite simple nonsense. It doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a digital image. It's all smoke and mirrors.
>>199027505>2007i don't think this girl can be posted on a site like this. contextually this is child porn
>>199027607What do you mean by this
>I don't want to go outside, they might try to talk to meWoman is 25 years old with a child, zoomers are insane
>>1990276172007 is a typo she was born in 1898
>>199027512Same mate midwits on parade
>NO YOU HAVE TO PLAY FOR 15 MINUTES EVERY FIXTURE OF THE SEASON OR WE'LL MAKE YOU LOSE 2-0 AT HOME TO SHAMROCK ROVERS
>>199027621Analogue photos are a real, physical interaction happening. It's a natural phenomenon that we have managed to harness. Digital photography is NOT an actual physical, chemical interaction. It is NOT a natural phenomenon that we've managed to harness. It is trickery.
>>199026550People in detached houses are richer so they can afford to run loads of appliances and not worry about electricity costs
>Shifty Shellshock, Crazy Town Singer, Found Dead at Home: Report
this is how australians dress
>>199027505oriental tummies
>>199027656It's actually worse than this. You can be 6-0 up and sim the second half and still lose if it's an away fixture.
>>199027697thug's delight
cant help but notice how early this thread was265? pull your fucking head in
>>199026385lefties being simultaneously all about the environment and wanting to pave over it for pakis is the funniest contradiction
>>199027656;_; you can win the league if you just have every world class player on your teamBut when im rebuilding a squad it will not be so nice
They paved paradiseAnd put up a Paki block
>>199025418
>>199027449What is America using all that energy on. It's like 3x as much a house
genuinely there's been about 4 sunny days this entire summer
https://youtu.be/JQTXSJ6cI2U?si=42Mz1xS2hNw5E_Lq
>>199027786had 4 sunny days this week
>>199027780Massive houses, all air conditioned, proper living unlike our sweltering cuckboxes
cornwall?for me it's potatowall!
>>199027802in line with what I've been saying
>>199027780bigger entertainment systems, kitchens, etc
>>199027817there are people in texas who have their own personal movie theatres in their mcmansions
>>199026385Saw a youtube video of this disingenuous little creep
neetfreaks and toilslaves be like"Havent there only been like 4 sunny days this year?" when they never go outside their wagecage/bedroom in the daytime
>>199027819LOOOOOOOOOOL
Toillass has a fit daughter and even though she's apparently not much of a slag hearing about her life is a proper, proper blackpill
lovely swanageit lush
>>199027780Big a/c units use lots of electricity, and practically EVERY house had one. I’m going to install mini splits in the next house I move to, these things are expensive as fuck to maintain, replace, and run, and they’re always overkill for most places smaller than a 2 story.
this country went down the shitter once opium dens were banned
>>199027819howling
>>199027868has one*fucking autocorrect
>>199027868What price do pay per kwh?
Yank exgfberg didn't like it when I bought plastic bottles of water but spent her entire existence in 20c climate controlled rooms in the desert
>>19902790015c
>>199027656is this FM?
>>199027868ktimwould die in my desert state without it quite literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDGv2DvJXg>scamming lonely japanese men for 2million USDomds
whats everyone got for georgia and portugal
>>199027866elaborate mate
My 6'2" italian CDM bailing me out with a worldie
>>1990279583+ pitch invasions
>>199027931So about half what we pay here
>>199027958thought her name was maddie
>>199027994+ 2 own goals
>>199028006Reckon we should just ban them or have Farage arrested for something
hello fuckers
>>199027958TSUUU
>>199028006Spainlard tier bait
standing charge still ludicrous
>>199028002>>199027958
>Woman, toddler killed in Maine crash, 3 children hurt
>>199028073https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38071894>"He shouted: "Britain first, this is for Britain.>"Britain will always come first.>"We are British independence.>"Make Britain independent."His ideology had a lot in common with Mr Brexit, Mr Putin Lover, Mr Reform, Nigel Farage. The current party itself is not to blame, but they sure do share a lot of ideas with a convicted political terrorist. Surely time for a "are we the baddies?" moment?
wasnt bradley worthy t b h
>>199028098Don't get it
>>199027998It varies, but yeah, never really gets *that* high unless you’re in a non-contiguous state If you’re poor here you have to ration your HVAC usage or just use windows units, that gives some perspective on how much power they suck up.
>>199028109You do realise Farage banned former EDL and BNP from UKIP and Reform? Jo Cox's murderer would never be allowed in his party
not long up and already planning a /gif/ goon sesh
>Palestinian child dies of malnutrition in Gaza as hunger crisis rages
might for go a virgin walkcheeky 8 kilometres or so
Thinking about how comfy that Friday morning was after the Tories won, nearly Christmas, Brexit getting done and all that. If only we knew.
>>199028173His name? Sukhmandeep Singh
>>199028173>BF's name is Mohammed Khan
>>199028174used to love doing virgin walks but then i realised I was balding and have a bald spot on the back of my head so now i rarely do them anymore because i'm a manlet and look young despite balding
>>199028116
>>199028206>>199028219why
>>199028109But #not all Muslims. right?
let's just walk around all day
>LAKEWOOD, N.J. -- A Lakewood, New Jersey mother is accused of drowning her own children Tuesday. They were 1 and 3 years old.>The Ocean County Prosecutor's office said the 1-year-old was found with stab wounds and both children had been drowned.
A lot of you are my enemies.
>>199028241It’s a real and pressing issue in British society that we mustn’t forget.
Youre walking away from your fears. Stop walking.
>>199028233
>>199028248#illridewithyou
of course we had an obscenely early new but now no one seems to be in a hurry despite us being well past 310
>>199028296My walks keep my community safe and settles their nerves.
>of course we had an obscenely early new but now no one seems to be in a hurry despite us being well past 310
>>199028331page 8 chud
Screeching like a dying pig at this
>>199028355>>199028355>>199028355
>>199028360>>199028360>>199028360>>199028360
NEW>>199028380>>199028380>>199028380
>>199028365>>199028366well done mongs
>>199028134Lots of people here have solar panels which in the summer means your bill is pretty low, you can even make a profit if you have a battery snd sell back to the national grid
>>199027461If you wanted to make a move, it just sounds like a married whore who socialised too much to drain people of money. Reminds me of some Starbuck employees who look like the shouldn't be single and it turns out they aren't.
>>199028473i'm just glad i was being careful and afraid of rejection. i even looked at her finger and she wasn't wearing any ring too
>>199028738>i even looked at her finger and she wasn't wearing any ring tooHoly shit what a whore m8. You dodged a bullet.
