Ely cathedral edition
David Vine! He-he’s the git who introduces the snooker on telly. He’s interestin’. You should see his bus ticket collection.It’s got a fine pretty one from Dunster to Hampstead 1953 minted It could’ve come out of a new seal yesterday.He showed it to me. That’s how close we are,Me and David.Here, you’re Tina Turner aren’t you?You look just like the woman who just moved in next door to my Auntie.That’s interestin’, innit?Are you married to Ike still?Oh no, you got divorced. That’s interesting’.‘Ello, I’m Steve Interstin’ Davis. I’ve got a new record out.It’s called the Steven Davis Interestin’ Rap. It’s good. I sing on it. No, I don't sing, I speak actually. Here, we had turkey for Christmas, what did you have? We have lots of turkey every Christmas. It’s really nice. I like Turkey.
diego the type a nigga to hold up a lantern out his door and say WHO GOES THERE
I understand the narrative against me, it's important for the team to know that I do not wear socks with my sandals, but if I did it would be the right choice
Gareth Southgate chews every mouthful for 30 seconds
Emma Raducanu wins the 2nd set 7-6(6) against Jessica Pegula in Eastbourne. This is the first set she’s ever won against a top 10 player. Playing some incredible tennis once again.
>>199031139just actually frustrating how much he looks like my dad
>concert tickets to see mozza back in january>$60 each>he cancels his entire tour due to some bullshit reason>new concert dates released>$160 fucking dollars for SRO ticketsabsolute robbery how is this allowed
Don't understand Scottish nationalism. The fuck you gonna do? You have a gdp lower than Nigeria for fuck sake and there'll be a massive brain drain to England if you go for it. And you run a massive deficit that'll be even worse without the Barnet formula, and all those companies that relocate to England. And you don't have your own currency so you're at the whim of the bank of England, and the EU won't let you join immediately because you don't meet the criteria. Oh and your government is woefully inept, even worse than England's so I'm not sure what they hope to gain from it all
>>199031113what type of nigga does this? I don't get it
>>199031159
love a cheeky monster energy now and then and im sick of hiding it
>>199031156mines female too heh
>>199030038Would love this for programming in APL
>>199031120um that's not an apple watch
>friday booked off toil to watch the yank debate >payday tomorrow thinking i’ll keep myself fresh tonight then get on it large style tomorrow desu
>>199031166>Don't understand Scottish nationalism.bro is hung up over a movement that died 10 years ago
>>199031166if the scots want independence they should let the english vote on it as wellsimple as
>>199031165how about dont go see someone who treats you like shitplus his music is fucking shite, it comes on so much on my youtube because i listen to a lot of british music and I always skip it immediately because his vocals are actively annoying
>>199031158how'd she win a major without playing a top 10?
>>199031217>>friday booked off toil to watch the yank debateomds
>>199031238You the fag that wants to get bummed by his dad?
>>199031158Peng
>>199031166Scotland could actually do quite well for itself going solo. They’d join the EU, probably become a haven like Ireland has for big tech, it has oil etc.
>>199030038you could (and can) do it even quicker if you were good with a casio scientific calculator they made you buy for further maths gcse but its nice that little retard fellas have access to it too
>>199031265yeh mate, it is me>>199031271gross. too feminine
>>199031217It’s not on Friday…
>>199031226Yeah independence is over, that's why the SNP are still in power in Scotland and dominated the 2019 GE. Granted they're about to get smashed in the 2024 GE
>>199031265no, my dad died when i was a young lad anyway
>>199031273Yeah oil that the SNP won't drill because they're afraid of upsetting the left
getting a tanline fetish
>>199031166When Quebec almost became independent the plan was for them to keep using Canada's currency, military, etc. while LARPing as an independent nation. Basically expected Canada to help them until they could back on their french speaking feet I imagine Scottish independence would be somewhat similar
>>199031269need to see her split open by the thickest most virile tribal african penis imaginable
>>199031338If they go independent they’ll drill it
Tess thomas sex
>>199031386They'll say they will and immediately cave when just stop oil does a shitty protest
>>199031386proof? evidence?
>>199031371Quebec is a shithole, not comparable to an actual country like Scotland
>>199031166200m people live in nigeria they're a sleeping giant
>>199031256Well you see, she kind of fluked it with an easy draw.
>>199031400Just stop oil are English larpers>>199031402Just reality
>>199031412LOL
>>199031412You're ignorant
if scotland left theyd get invaded by russia
Got mind broken because of lockdown and never recovered
Only watch porn where the man is lighter than the woman
i have never had sex
>>199031457>>1990314642 seething Canadians larping as Frenchmen
>>199031482They wouldn't if they join NATO
me mam's minge would swallow scotland whole
>>199031498why not? it's nice
>>199031482Yeah with all of russias hundreds of spare ships and landing crafts and spare soldiers who aren’t in Ukraine already
>>199031507I’m not FrenchI just think Quebec is as big of a shithole as Scotland except it has far more resources and territory ie potential for an independent modern industrialized economy Shame about the inhabitants
>>199031491could you add more embarassing detail to your post
Having to pay Scottish people to eat mackerel, absolute fookin' bas'tads.
>>199031557That’s just complete fantasy.
>>199031441You're retarded if you don't think just stop oil won't start a shit load of protests in Scotland if an independent Scotland starts drilling more oil
>>199031542...good point
cuisine idea: haggis poutine
which one do you prefer?
>>199031577They’ll get their heads kicked in and won’t go back. Just stop oils wages are paid by Westminster
PENGALENG freshly washed bedsheets on the bed tonight boyos
actually sad how scotland has england by the balls
music videos are too sexualised https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
>>199031613Maybe if they protested in Glasgow, Edinburgh will welcome them with open arms
change my bedsheets like once every 6 months unironicallybedroom smells like a hamster cage but there's no proof the two things are related
>>199031692do you have one of those water bottles with bottom spouts fixed to your wall
as a fellow Scot myself I think we should try and distance ourselves from the English language and put more effort into a revival of our own. As long as we speak in their tongue they’ll continue to think that they own us
>>199031654Remember downloading this off limewire for my iPod Nano (first one with the screen) and wanking over it all the time
>>199031654it's only nigga nigga nigga songs that have sexualised music videos
>>199031720my house is just a series of transparent coloured tubes connected to a central atrium
>>199031692Very grim thatFresh sheets are so nice, why would you do this to yourself?
>>199031692Time will reveal the truth.
>change my bedsheets like once every 6 months unironically
>>199031692one of the few pleasures in my life is the feel of fresh sheets once a week
Dislodging my heart using a cork screw
>>199031758I'm picturing a retro 1960s home fit for Austin Powers, very cool
All national anthems just sound like boring shite. Need to spice them up with some dirty sax solos or electric guitar riffs
>>199031654My willy enjoyed this more than my ears did.
>>199031575How so?Their economy is about the same size both in absolute terms and per capitaBut Quebec has more people and >20x the land
If you sleep in a t shirt then you can get away with leaving the bedsheets on for longer because all the dead skin and shit is going in the shirt and not the sheets
gotta change my bedsheets weekly because I fart so much in my bed
>>199031824https://youtu.be/6-V53wlD6qE
>>199005854The person who wrote the Communist Manifesto with Engels wasn't a communist?>>199005830Literally who
Mad how many high ranking Tories are gonna lose their seat next week
>replying to a day old post
>>199031937decent craic if Rishi loses his seat
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
right where do i register to vote lads
Bro reads day old /brit/ threads to make sure he hasn't missed anything :skull:
>>199031977about 11
>>199031977'
why did you do it britshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncZihiuztvg
>>19903197733
>>199031081So pretty
>>19903197713
>Assange is finally freeBased
>>199031937hopefully all of themthey deserve it so much its unreal
You just know we’re living in the collapse of the west.
>>199032083it is what it is ladit is what it is
>>19903197752
Looking forward to the temperatures to drop actually
Neet savings running dangerously low, suicidetoil imminent
Someone's put a Vote Reform sticker on our street sign
Supporting Israel is the Wests only hope
Lasajngna for dinner
>>199032083Way she goes bud
>>199032083Not my problem
>>199032083oh no
>>199032083China will fall
>>199032083we had a good run though you got to admit
Sucking a soft mint
hairlineberg's turned its back on me, might grow out what's left and start sleazemaxxing
>>199032199Cor, haven't had softmints in years
Not planning to die in the minority-white Socialist Republic of England, me>Captcha: AW0G
get that down you
Just learned that the communists destroyed 96% of Belarusian wetlands
me? voting LIEbour
>>199032225Dead soft they areMinty too
girls with their vaginas out
why did nurses want so much praise during the pandemic for simply doing their job
fucking a soft bint
>>199032083Just two more weeks Rorke.
are you more of a Blood or a Crip?
>>199032249Oh no, useless land was turned into productive areas.
Unemployed again after this weekIts over
>>199032250bloody grauniad reading wokester
Been wanking to tranny porn so long straight porn has gotten good again
>>199032245grimyou actually think this is healthy as well
>>199032174true tbf
>>199032312most wanked over trannoid?
>>199032279Retard
servicer said my clutch in my car might give out soonit not right
>>199032334Employed Woman
>>199032245elton john's done a number on that
>>199032083Wonder if the romans felt like thisLeftius: barbarians is such a derogatory term. These people are escaping war Rightius, let them in!
>>199032334Always a new one
woke mob just broke down my door and said that chuds like me should vote tory not reform
>>199032312sun tzu's horseshoe theory in action
>>199032326You have yet to convince me that chicken, potato and veg isn't healthy.
Might just start being openly racist and see what happens
Theres a cracking thread of milfs shagging twinks on /gif/ right now, had a few goons to it
Finishing at 20:00 pm tonight instead of 22:00 pm so get fucking in there de lads
Thought I'd have to do my full probation before working from home but toilberg's asking me what days I want so that's good
its been one day and i've seen enough glif ai wojaks for a lifetime
>>199032348buy an electric. no clutch to wear out
>>199032415Their shitness is a whitepill on AI takeover though
>>199032412reckon you should post a photo of your cock, would be the most (you)d post in /brit/ history
the next hoover i buy will have fucking bags in it
>>199032412on the way over to battlefield road this moment
>>199032348*sucks in a deep breath*oooooh, don't like the look of these tyres mate, gonna need a whole new set. And the clutch camshaft? you're looking at a 5-man job unhitching the rear carburetors from the intake nozzles and from there it's a significant strip back job on the torque compressor. If it's a belt-fed camshaft then you might be looking at another day's work easily but not unmanageable unless there's a rusty oil valve haha you know what I mean, we've all been there haha that'll be £1300 cheers pal
>>199032412why is this worth celebrating? you only get paid for the hours you work so it's not like being sent home early from a salaried job. if you want to work 2 hours less, why not agree different shifts? what a retarded post you fucking stupid tranny mong
Bit bloody hotSweating like a fat lass so I amTo be expected as I am in fact a fat lass I suppose
Reckon if it just is that porn gets stale and you look up riskier porn such as trannies. then eventually you'd shag a tranny. Glad I reconverted to straight once straight porn got semi new again so I didn't make the mistake of actually shagging a bloke wearing a wig
>>199032507kek they really do be like this
If being gay was a choice I'd choose it, seems a laugh
>>199032348Driving like an old person foot always on the clutch
Lots of transphobia in /Brit/ right now.Sort it out or fuck off to /Brit/Pol or /Britfeel/ with the rest of society's down and outs.
>>199032557Yeah plus willies are lovely
>>199032548FOSYEG
hate that 3rd place teams can qualify in the euros. what a soulless competition
>>199032507old days maybenow it's what that? made after 2010? nope, can't fix it, fuck off.
>>199032592get your cock out for the lads
>>199032592you on the till or behind in the stock room?
woke mob knocked on my door and demanded i replace my st georges flag with an eu one fuming doesnt even begin to describe it
>>199032557turned myself gay for a bit during a dry spell to get my willer suckedreally put me off when he made male grunting noises
been posting in /brit/ longer than you've been larping as a woman soft lad
Watching the bf play tf2
Android auto change orientation is too sensitive Better on ios
reminder that sunshine and rainbows are symbols of god and poo and blood and dirt are symbols of lgbt.
dont like the transgenders dont wanna see em get smacked or anything just dont want anything to do with themdont see the problem with that sounds quite reasonable if you ask me
>>199032654was just saying this down the pub
You have to admire that the national flag of England is their patron Saint. No wonder people don’t like it, it’s inherently Christian
>>199032679same don't think they should be bullied or anything but makes me feel ill seeing them and I'd rather not have to see or interact with them at all
pension tax stuff is annoying
genuinely don’t get why drag queens want to read books to children so badly
>>199032777they just want to recruit them into their cult
strange that filming this is legalhttps://is2.4chan.org/gif/1719416462076615.webm
>>199032882BIG fan of videos like this
they got HeavenPOV the fuck outta herevile vixen loves that shit though she was sad about it
The bible? Hmph. Biggest load of codswallop tripe one could conjure up.
>>199032882>POV: England have just lost
>>199032882If you change is2.4chan to i.4cdn then the link becomes hover-able just so you are aware. The is2 links are not.
>>199032882it wouldnt be legal in the uk
>>199032882seen her with her tongue in a black mans anus before
>>199032882>>199032946it looms
>>199032950prove it with a webm
where's longseasonwhere's warrington
On the trainNo air con in the front two carriages Take the piss
what are you supposed to do with paperwork? I have been throwing it away no shredder
>>199033018The webm in the post you quoted proves it.
Kinda problematic to label someone as atypical or neurotypical when you should truly label them to something like matters like small or big knob
>>199033090Depends on the information
sound of the summer this
Is hot fuzz a good film to watch with my mom
>>199033094I think he means hover over a webm
JAY SLATER FOUNDJAY SLATER FOUNDJAY SLATER FOUNDJAY SLATER FOUNDJAY SLATER FOUND
>>199033165That's what happens in the webm...
>>199033178guess what
Might treat myself to a second shower if the day when I get home>>199033144YeahSweary and a bit violent but not much blue
Pookraine
Where's ASF?
>>199033144yeah there's no awkward sex stuffit's very funny and well written.
>Sara Bell returns to Gonzo for brutal anal & DAP with prolapse and a lot of piss drinkingthe watch
>Farmers and landowners say they are "at war" with countryside crime gangs and need more help from specialist rural police officers.>One farmer told the BBC he faced “constant warfare” against balaclava-clad thieves breaking into his farmyard and also against gangs of illegal hare-coursers.
Jay's Later
>>199033232>>Sara BellMid
why are y'all not at glasto??
Shop exclusively at the offy
Miss the days when I was a real human being and not the vile ghoulish creature I've become
>>199033284too poor and working clarse
*Brock Lesnar guitar screech plays*
tits for brekkyfanny for luncharse for din dins
might get my T checked feel so tired but its more biological rather than just depression
Gay porn for tea
>>199032917>>199032926>>199032978>>199033232i'm starting to think people that post here are abnormal. maybe it's just the poms
>>199032337Rural backwardsness is antithetical to communism.
Do travelers really steal a lot?
>>199033418they steal more than they travel
hopped on the incel PC
>>199033418No its a myth
might buy frogs for my room
>>199033363>>199033393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X_wUflADA8&ab_channel=POPCORN454545
>>199033452ktim, crawled out of bed to the computer just now
>>199032882Hate that I enjoy this sort of thing
AURORA BOREALIS
any fallout new vegas man in
>>199033178>Locals report teen ‘watching Euro 2024 matches’ in Tenerife
>>199033144Yes but she might not pick up on its extremely subtle humour
>>199033399Nowt wrong with a bit of vile porn is thereBig into incest myself
They've been specially trained to pick out hashish, stella and strawberry bubblegum vape juice
>>199033189No you hovered over JPGs not webms in the webm
rorke joining the champions club
>>199033590Hope they're being paid well
watching the footy
>Joshua has a title shotu focking wat>Undisputed champion Oleksandr Usyk vacated the belt lemme guess..IBF>Usyk no longer undisputed champion after giving up IBF beltlol every time
>>199033624She was 17 you sick fuck
>[The Deepwater Horizon] spill, which killed 11 workers and leaked 4mn barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, cost field operator BP $69bn. that's like half of britain's GDP wasted on a single fix up job. no wonder britain's been fucked the past 20 years
Really immigration is no issue. It is important to bring it up as if it were though, as it is integral in keeping wages of immigrants down and cause a rift among the working class: those whites who side with their colleagues are "lefties, degenerate, well-to-do and don't really care about the working class, filthy uneducated prole scum".Meanwhile if you are a well-to-do homeowner with a business or inheritance or even a tarq who is racist, you are "an educated and refined person just worried about the national makeup of the cuntry". If you do happen to be white and working AND sold to the narrative (minority) you "represent the salt and earth of ingerlund who gets damaged by the wages".Fascism always waited in the backdrop, ready to be utilised in times of crisis, a cesspool from where the SAS and the english police recruit their finest crusaders.
>>199033639lmao
>>199033411Retard
WHAT A WIN @EmmaRaducanu gets her biggest career win by ranking to advance in Eastbourne!#BackTheBrits | #RothesayInternational
>>199033683Hot
love agrarian societies where we're all tilling fields that's why i'll be voting the communist worker's party on july 4th
>>199033727The emojis never posted4chan needs to bring back the emojis
>>199033689gay nigga sex
>>199033667what's this webm from?
>A raging wildfire continues to spread in New Mexico after killing at least one person and forcing thousands of others to flee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2Mxn0HhFknot borednot lonelynot depressed
seeing a female tonighthopefully it cures my 'pression
>>199033683You ever have that fantasy where you go to an orgy and accidentally run into your mate there and you end up shagging each other?
>>199033819Not if she rejects you I bet
bought a load of lottery tickets when steaming last night wasn’t even the big euromillions but the regular one
>>199033639grim grim grim
>>199033819much she charging you?
>>199033639kek
Communists hate natureBizarre freaks
trying to draw a perfect circle
>>199033819what if you get down to it and she has a big shiny willer between her legs?
>>199033683good banter between pals this x
mad how being a millionaire these days isn't even seen as being proper rich anymoredoubt you could even live off a million squid now
>>199033842There's not much functional difference between £5m and £150m tbf
>>199033875looks like a circle to mejobs a good 'un
fight ! ok what DOES DO ! POW BANG BOP SLAM ! ah hurts back fall ground . BOOM . WIDE MAN WALK ! BEWARED BELOW ! sun hot shadow cover good !
>>199033879she has huge tits so it would be interesting
LOOK AT WHAT THE IMMIGRANTS DID
Just a reminder that I have already voted green in the post Labour already on the ropes
arsewog the chicken
Bet this is the immigrants fault
love tilling fields with hands on farm equipment 14 hours a day that's why i've voted communist workers party and it's already in the mail
now check this out
>>199033418Travellers are more inclined to be petty conmen these days, although they’re into all sorts of criminality, some of it overlapping with the criminal underworld.
Ahhh, those damn immigrants! Look at London!
Just seen a dad walking Cornetto in hand while his two kids followed behind looking glum without any ice cream of their ownThe affrontery of it
Might it a pork in france
>>199034029Kek, still at it?
greekmong losing his mind
>>199033961time for bed bruce
It's not findom since she had to call him Daddy. This was just a regular sugardaddy situation.I do wonder why she killed him.
>>199034028back in his day the kids'd be lucky to get a slap round the ear'oleif they want an ice cream they can bloody well get a job and buy their own. thats the problem with millenials
>>199034083That's just sugarbabying Definitely not findom
>>199034072Reckon Bruce is in the same boat as myself. Based Bruce
>>199034083wonder did she ever peg his geriatric arsehole
>>199033531Troonout Neo Vagina
t
New Zealand is twice the size of the UK. Mental how we let that one slip
> Now a happily married mother of three, Rothman, 52, dated the actor between 1990 and 1997 - longer than either of his romances with Lopez, also 52 - but turned her back on him and the Hollywood drama in favor of a quiet life in Alameda, California.
>>199034189only half as big as your mums arse though
>>199034189Should've kept it for the rugby alone
>>199034229done him
no idea how mark afford all these pintswell expensive these days
well rorke?
>>199034189Too far away to harass France
>>199034256hes a shrewd businessman
>>199034256He gets given loads of free money
>>199034146bored of this nowget it over and done with
>>199034274based
>You now remember that kid that got caught jerking off in class>Also that female teacher that shagged a student
>>199034083that's australia's best looking sex worker
>>199034200Everyone in California looks like utter trash
>>199034256deserves it he's had hard life
Mad how we'll all be voting green party on july 4th
>>199034298I remember neither of these things
>>199034028You already know who's to blame.
Glastonbury begins today
>>199034339usyk monitors these threads dingus
>>199034304They are from Boston though and she had that definite 90s leatherclad girl look. Bet she shagged amazingly
australian be like:>gonna draw a bunch of triangles and post on /brit/
>>199034369so what
>>199031042>>199031042>>199031042recycled new
>think of a post i want to make>it's new thread time but no one is making a new>will have forgotten it by the time a new is madeevery fucking time
australia is too big
Mad how electricity and computers are basically qaballistic satanist magicism and nothing of science simply existing through the pain and suffering of people. Imagine this if you have pain and suffer it will have a compound of reaction just like anything in the universe that is an action has a reaciton and these demons existing through our suffering and festering on it like ticks existing in the higgs boson layer of the aether are simply the conduits through which we spark electricity and wifi and everytime we go up a level from like 3 to 4 to 5g we lose more of our humanity to crawl into our screens and null our senses from actual living and breathing things and become enslaved by technology. Mad that as we become more enslaved by this inherently satanic and self gratifying thing of the ego we are being textbook narcissistic satanists as satanism is not only the perpetration of a belief or following of satan but simply the loss of our faith and belief in a higher power into something more vile soothing the ego that is more like nihilism where eventually nothing bigger than us exists, matters and it's just us simply bleep blooping through life for our next dopamine shot. So we had radio, tv, internet and then the next thing will eventually be simply so thick in the aether that we can eventually move on to something even more satanic things which the satanic elite already is at such as full on sacrificie and noncery being normalized through things like transvestites teaching your toddler about trans rights and the mass systemetic hurting and killing of people through water and food supplies only to fester and harbour more of that negative compound derived from pain which to the satanic elite is alll the same and one thing. Plaiyng into their hands sheeple. Sheeple you all are
