Double Decker edition
Never liked these. They're always fully leftover over in the variety box, dlike Worcestershire walkers. This is why this general was not, in fact, 'the one'. For me... it's Dairy Caramel.
is there anything scarier than dementia lads?
Why do yuros like such bitter bread
double decker poo in the toilet's tank haha
>Major Donor to Nigel Farage’s Reform Party Owns Russian Assets
British beer tastes awfulWhy you pretend to drink this shit? Just get a miller or a bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QBvgU9MPuDoing a watch, love the classy women of our beautiful country
>>199039829nuclear holocaust
Doing a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObProoB0oH8
size of that
>>199039902
can't stop wanking to gay porn
*noclips into the thread*
rishi is blowing starmer the fuck out lads
on the ning nang nong lads
welcome to the general election 2024! your choices are >weak ineffective neoliberal boomer>paki>shabbos goy farage>libertarian mong students>eco nuttersso thankful to our generous overlords for allowing us peasants such choice in how our nation is run!
>>199039984KTIM
just found out my sister got Bond burgered last night
Anyone ever met a bird who drives you insane to the point of being a bitter grim vile gremlinman for life? haha
>>199039933>Just get a miller or a budAmerican "beer" is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water.
>>199037103Yeah nah
*gets out of bounds in the thread*
There is a light that never goes out
>>199039902He's not wrong in Russia feeling like it had to do something about a NATO/EU expansion but he should either have explained it better or kept his gob shut.
>drinking "Bud"KWAB
>>199040036AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>199040027I don't get it
>>199040027Alri mr Howard now let's get you settled into bed again after taking your meddie meds okay x
>>199039902Farage could literally suck off Putin on Russian tv and l'd still vote Reform
Pozz. My. Neghole.
>>199040027Why would you have sex in a canoe
Might buy a house
i feel like no one really drinks british beerlike maybe in a pubbut tins? it's all continental initcarling and tennents aside
>>199040059No one who posted here regularly does
>>199039933You're not wrong but I strongly disagree with the second partThe selection of european lagers on offer in any British pub mogs miller/bud/yuengling etc etc so fucking hard
the wizard of poz
got some cherry pepsi max, doesn't taste as good as I remember
Fucking starving :/
>>199040108leftypol dressing up as dorothy with glee on his face
>>199040094I like that old speckled hen or anything by Samuel smith but it’s pricey here
ITT many people too young to drink in punst
IM SORRY JANNYIM ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR
Got 4chanX, so can only see British posts, filtered all the namefags tooMad how much better it is
>>199039902>As revealed by The Mirror and Good Law Project in the former’s print edition, Lilley controls a series of companies that own 12,000 hectares of farmland in the Stavropol region of Russia, in the south west of the country, used to produce cereals and oilseeds. Russian capitalists privatising land and selling it to British capitalists are criminals who deserve chekist punishment
There’s only one. Guinness
Not seen Carling on draught in a pub for years desuPravha seems to be the ubiquitous house lager these days and it's not bad at all tbfNot a fan of Madri though
fireworks outsidewhat's that about then?
bit the inside of my lower lip accidentally and it swole up and because it's swollen I accidentally bit it again because it's now a larger target
thoughts on suncream lads?
had a microwave thrown at me todaynot really on
>>199040156good lad
>>199040179i get the stuff that has a bit of fake tan in it
>>199040160Depends where you get it from. Had pints of the black stuff so bad I was as well not getting it.Best one was actually the pub I got banned from kek.
>>199040105I’m just throwing bait at the wall and seeing what gets /brit/ seethingExpect more over the next couple of hours
>>199040156Thank you for opening this stub!
>>199040192
>>199040172Muslims probably
Madri is the greatest marketing campaign of the 21st century
>>199040156Good lad
>>199040179necessary to not burn to death and get skin cancer i supposedon't set foot in the sun myself
>>199040094tennents is good
feeling sad
Think I'm genetically wired to be a nicotine addict. My dad smoked a pack a day from the time he was 15 till I was born. I just put in a 50mg snus and it's like I've injected smack. Pure bliss.
mad how we landed on the moon in 1960 with the technological equivalent of a modern calculator yet we simply refuse to do it again
for me its kronenbourg 1488
>>199040204Go for it hun x
on the kronenbourgs
i must wank
Splitting the G.
jannys done me up the arse and fucked me sidewaysIM SORRY JANNY OMD
catberg struggling to come to terms with the fact that i'm too hot to stroke her
>>199040269Yeah mad that… crazy we lost all of the evidence of it happening but it definitely did tho
Artillery is the god of war
>>199040222mental how it seemed to come out of nowhere one year and suddenly everyone was drinking it
>>199039819I like Double Deckers as well as Worcester Sauce crispsFor me the leftover chocolate is Bounty and the leftover crisps are Prawn Cocktail
>>199040236tennents is rank, coming from a scotsmandrank it when i first turned 18, don't know how i tolerated it tastes rotten
Just spent £74,000 on lord of the rings magic the gathering cards
>>199040264think this would strictly be a case of environmentally wired actually
>>199040269*1969
>>199040260>>199040260>>199040264>>199040269Asinine soliloquies.
>>199040269>>199040301If it was real then who filmed the landing????Elon quite silent on this
might puke up this booze in a. minute lads
>>199040222Madri. Mates. Men's mental health.
>>199040288he'll never forgive you for thatnever
For me it's protein shakes.
They are showing loads of LGBT propaganda on Spanish telly
>>199040264good ladi remember being 5 and absolutely loving the smell of the marlboro reds my dad used to smokespecifically the smell when a ciggy is first lit and that first bit of smoke comes outneedless to say ive been a smoker since i was about 13, just starting to give up but i enjoy it far too much to fully quit
What’s Dave’s issue with Madri
>>199040179I don't tan so I always slap spf50 on and stay a pale weirdo.
is Hannah Klugman jewish?
madri and san miguel absolutely awful beer
>>199040350Excepcional post.
>>199040377why i don't do fags or vapes and just stick to the snuswould get far too addicted
>>1990402858O
>>199040302image being in the middle of an artillery strikeevery distant whistle could be the one that obliterates you, or better yet just rip off a couple limbsand this goes on for like 5 minutes
>>199040377You’ve been a smoker since your were 5. You got second hand SMOK’d
>>199040360Flavour? For me it's banana.
>>199040402>MadriShite>San MiguelPerfectly acceptable
>>199040381>spf50A clue gained.
>>199040422any new vocaroos mikey?
woke mob outside giving it beans again because of my reform uk banner what happened to freedom of speach
>>199040418>and this goes on for like 5 minutesWW1 barrages lasted for days before an offensive
LimmyYou hereRUDE man Love your fansLimond
Scran is on its way lads x
Brits be like ketchup? Nah too spicy 4 me I’ll have some water toast instead
>>199040424Good choice.Chocolate brownie for me.Gotta have milk in it, not water.
>>19904026969 and we're in the process of doing it again.
Kvaratskhelia looks like a young Stalin
Should I tip my landlord?
>>199040452About what
>>199040509he got you to say 69 mate lol funny as fuck that
theres a metro in macao?um ok, what the frick!
he wants a gf from nova scotia, new brunswick, newfoundland and labrador or prince edward island
>>199040546Fuckin hell phwoarrrrrrrr
>All I'm saying though. Wogs. Do we need em?
>>199040489British children are weaned on English Mustard and Vindaloo. In years of touring the States, I've never come across a food as spicy as a Friday night Phal. Actually American food isn't spicy at all.
Sun tan is bad for you... because it just is!
>4chanx randomly wiped from my tampermonkey thing after updating firefox>reinstall>literally all my filters gone>includes every f1nn, general tranny, gyaldem, nell and a million other image MD5si was already 99% done with /brit/ but this may just make me quit for good
>>199040545them bangladeshi immigrant slags
>>199040586bodied that chicken in a can sissy
Need the bank of Mikey to sort me out a mortgage
>>199040302infantry wins firefightstanks win battlesartillery wins wars
>>199040586americans think spice is just lobbing chilli peppers on everything
>>199040550Tell the other kids in a school on Monday, they'll all laugh.
>>199040613should have backed up
>>199040613Mate literally - and I mean literally - nobody cares.
ok so basically this is rorke
>>199040624Can you repeat that in English?
>>199040613trannyspammer usually posts new images every time to get around md5 filteringother than that it doesnt take long to put them back up
>>199040628general macarthur over here lads
wonder if ludders will be running for reform at any point
>>199040546>>199040442>>199040285goon and thug owned LTD
>>199040649yh>>199040650project on>>199040670i know but the f1nn gyaldem and nell ones had made /brit/ less terrible for me
coughing up a lung herereckon ive got luch magenercenacer
>>199040688guessing you're the goon part?
Lust is in the air.
>>199040672specific macarthur actually x
how many viewers will AEW draw tonight lads?
>>199040660CuteWas going to vote green but now I'm voting Reform
>>199040670i essentially never repost anything unless someone requests somethingthey come off my twitter feed and into /brit/ and then they're never seen againtrying to filter that is genuinely pointless
Boring thread tbqh, need mousey to come and spice things up
>>199040631Not even. "Super spicy" US food is supermarket stuff in the UK. British food is mostly shit, but the most ridiculous meme in the world is the "Brits can't handle spice" one. Literally the worlds spiciest foods by a massive margin.
richard e grant better pray i dont come across him on the streetsill give him a right hiding
>>199040377My dad used to play guitar in working mens clubs in his spare time and I used to go watch him play. Always remember going through the doors and the smell of it hitting you like a train. I never stood a chance. Smoked since I was 15.
>>199040724no millyi know that much is true
>>199040731Queer
mad how in one lifetime people had ww1 and were like yeah sick lets do that again
might to do japan to do some feelign up
in trouble at toil because i asked someone if the new middle eastern janny is named Captain Ahab
>>199040437Honestly Spaino sometimes you have opinions that are absolutely spot on.
peng
>>199040753yea mate bet you loved the pungent smell of working men
>>199040754
>poll putting reform at 18 seats
>>199040794i don't get it
>>199040763and then they nearly had a 3rd one with the cold war so the leaders decided to never have that happen again so we've all been destroyed and neutered into slaves
>>199040774bradford bulls sexual relief device
>>199040799Just insulting
Sorry, still voting for WALT DISNEY!!!
>>199040816It would be interesting. But I have to say I doubt it.
Haven't seen a black man in ages
moving to japan in novembergonna vote reform though
>>199040799The white man marches on
>>199040850um,
>>199040797poor man's halifax
>within a generation almost every /brit/ poster will be a paki mad really
The choice is between a neo liberal and a paki neo liberal. I'll take the white one.
>>199040821sailed on a boat
>>199040863off in september myselfwill be spoiling my ballot
Don’t vote myself. Never have. Never will.
>>199040753Did you grow up in 80s Middlesbrough or something lmao
>>199040912free game for migrants
>>199040799Would enjoy seeing both popped in an oven at gas mark traitor.
>>199040924Another based take MichaelIt's all a sham
>>199040917where you off to lad
the official opposition is set to be lib dems not tories in new poll.
mumberg called me a rorke because I'm voting reform
well lads, summer is officially over
I had to spend £10k on visas for my white Canadian wife to live in this country.I'm a lefty but someone needs to stop these fackin boats. It's not fair
>>199040969tokyo for a week then kyoto for a week
>>199040981Thank God, now all the brown people can go back
>>199040987bbc semen processor
>>199040976So the Liberals will be the opposition to the liberal government, with the liberals in third place?
>>199040987think i may have spotted some non-worksafe material in this post
just done a sick ladssicked up the booze
labour saying 'change' 'change' all the time like a broken record sounds like sinn féin. both of them have no substance too.
>>199040987toilberg just fired me over this
rorke just wants to dance~
>>199041007Go back to flying here instead of using little boats.
>>199040985have fun mateshame we're a couple of months out could have made the first international /brit/ meetup
JUST ANNOUNCED:ZERO SEATS
>>199041069begging for a blackening
>>199041094BASED!
God this song is actually so fucking goodhttps://youtu.be/t0bPrt69rag?t=86actually listen to this until/after the chorus with audio volume high, I promise you won't be disappointed
>>199041074>>199041074yeah... haha...
>>199041071ah yesthe 3 woman PMs we've had are famous for putting women first
>>199041069oh my god is this the video where the girl moves
>>199041071I bet she felt very intelligent when she said this
>>199040965All just blue vs red shite
>>199041104Redheads don't like blacks
Rorkelle's favourite songhttps://youtu.be/IuIBSvh2aVk?si=DykVIGWmwTmOhSI_
>>199041136haha oh my daaaaays bruv
>>199041109her early singles are actually really good
>>199041115>>199041128EY, can't you see she's trying?
who the fuck are the trannies howling and hollering at the leader debate
>>199041094KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3lHMsmKe4E
been learning how to walk on the ceilingsince you started to step on my feelings
>>199041111you've just made an enemy for life
is rorke doing okay?
Ally McCoist is so kino how does he do it?
https://streamable.com/qnf9kh
>>199041042EVERY party in western Europe, even the so called "extremists" are neo-liberals. Show me the party that states negroids will be given the option of returning to their jungles or being incinerated leaving the UK a 100% white nation and I'll.ahiwnylu party worthy of getting out of bed to vote for. Wholesale slaughter iof negroids and the careful neutering/spaying of remaining non white proto humans is necessary for human survival. I will.onky ever cast a bite for a party whose manifesto includes culling negroids and totally eliminating troons.
I'd love to fuck Assange's wife and kill AssangeNot sure who to marry, the government?
>>199041215see you in haneda customs mate
>>199041244just pure love of the game
>>199041244used to watch that show on hallmark channeli swear it was a woman though
>>199041178kino
>>199041239
>>199041305had the best theme back in the day
>>199041268Would you say you support TND?
georgia cannot be stopped
Dear Sirs,Just done a poo.Your faithful servant,Anonymous
>>199041343SOVLSOVLSOVL
Georgia doing England a big solid here
>>199041260fucked it
>>199041305/brit/ is a Dimestista general
wanking over sweaty strava pics of the boss (female, 2 years older than me) again
decided to start Fallout 4 with X-01 power armour and a jet pack and a gatling gun and at level 28Don't like the idea of being a street rat, I'm like an enclave soldier
Cam on Czechia score a fackin gol
>>199041370QRD?
GOONERS 4 CORBYN
>>199041433Them winning means England play Slovakia and not the DutchProbably a slightly easier game for England
>>199041401gremlin
>>199041433Poo
>>199041460he hit that raw
getting boredentertain me, runts
>>199041473You mean the black one in the background ye?
>>199041464>>199041470Cheers bug fellas
hoeflation is the biggest threat facing this country
>>199041494*does the gay porn dance*
>>199041395I WALK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEI WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
>>199041341What is their plan for eliminating the negroid infestation?
>>199041482Do they not vet the audience questions?
>>199041506i meant jeremy, he black
One job please
>>199041536wwe wreckless intentnow THAT was an album
why do Anglos hate prime (that KSI Logan Paul drink)?Purple means partially banned
>>199041401Corrr, cycling women, fit
>>199041514Asian women are a duplication hackJust knock one up and you have a little duplicate oneRepeat ad infinitum
>>199041569Sorry sir, we don't hire anime nonces here.
>>199040917tummy eroticwho is this sperm worm?
>>199041602is that puck
>>199041611I am no longer asking
>>199041599no one knows what the fuck you're talking about
managed to get a job me
>>199041599Based New Zealand
>>199041645speak for yourself, boomer
>>199041663now you got to keep it
can't stop eating haribo
>>199041578HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
>>199041683Yes, you can.
>>199041677hope I manage tonever worked at a job for longer than 3 months me aha
>>199041686BOW DOWN TO THEBOW DOWN TO THE KING
>>199041698I respectfully disagree
i am in charge of the first haribo
>>199041667Howling
>>199041667good image
>>199041723*scrans you*
Work in a form that only employs British military veterans. No niggers, no pakis, no chinks, no taigs, no cunts, no faggots. Straight, white males only. Luv work me.
im voting noone
>>199041667rubbish image. not funny in the slightest
>>199041782>>199041782>>199041782
>>199041790fuck off
>>199041768Sounds boring
>>199041719If you cannot it's because you're weak. The weak must be exterminated.
Bit early
MAYBE I DONT REALLY WANNA KNOW
>>199041790early and there's already one to recycle you stupid cunt>>199039940
>>199041768>Work in a formWhat's that then?
>>199039984bit gay
>>199040302>>199040418>>199040628Won't need to imagine. In 18 months tops you runts will be conscripted to fight in pookraine by Starmer
>>199041802I set an old gyppo on fire once. Fuck that rotten old cunt stank as she died.
>>199041878In 18 months we’ll all be getting off at Dublin port
>>199041878Ukraine will be Russia's mate in 18 months.
>>199041902Okay? Is your form a home for the mentally ill?
>>199041981Nope, just don't allow knackers in the locality. Last time they appeared we crucified a teenage one and cut off his cock, lived though.
boys, gimme one with a beat
