old memes edition
I'm having surgery today.
whoever packed this international shipment of illegal goods should be fired
>>199063176Liposuction?
had a tab open with the old thread and saw manasscurious
Kenyan riot police look like how people in 1989 thought soldiers would look like 2050
>No dixie mate to go fishing, hunting and shooting with and who has a gorgeous sister that becomes my gfFucks sake
>>199063525so this is what var has been up to..
>>199063377I'm finally getting my achilles tendon fixed.
>>199063525cowabunga dude
>>199063525based as fuck honestly >>199064882whomst is this
>>199064882>getting my achilles tendon fixedAnon, I...There's a reason why fucking up your Achilles tendon means end of your career for professional athletes.
good thing he's only an amateur
>>199065019and I'm sure that would be heartbreaking news for him if his goal was to continue an NBA career, but he's probably just trying to walk and exercise comfortably
>>199064932Hmm, only if there was a way to find out!
>>199065630niggerfaggot
>the US had 3.95 million slaves in 1860>12.6% of the population>90% of them lived in the south>the union was 1.9% blackdixie retards are the reason the US is 13% black
what do you have against black people
>we're the REAL racists Lincoln was going to send them back to Africa pls upvote
slaves
>>199065916The great northern migration and its consequences were disgusting
>>199066116if you retards never brought them over in the first place (and bred them while they were here), it wouldn't have been a problem. the north was less than 2% black
>>199068520get a life
>>199068520if you retards hadn't freed them it wouldn't have been a problem but here we are>oh no our pvre northern cities are being overrun how could this happen to us
>>199068703blacks were 40% of dixie population and growing. they were always going to get free eventually
>>199068896>they were always going to get free eventuallyYeah but they didn't, did they? You yankees freed them and now they've ruined your precious cities of Baltimore, Philidelphia, and NYC.You got exactly what you deserve, the darkies your ancestors loved so much are their descendants neighbors now.
>>199063525This similar looking gear is available for soldiers too, it's just huge and annoying so nobody wears it all. When I deployed they gave me the newer IOTV, with huge shoulder guards, the big neck pieces, a back plate, a groin guard, and something I can only describe as a giant Kevlar diaper. Everyone also got the newer helmet that can fit a mandible. Everyone still just wore the base vest, maybe with the small back plate if they felt like it.
Someone post gnome sightings now
>>199069380
>>199069064my state is less than 2% black and my town literally has 0 black people in it, mutt
>>199069417finn tier post
>>199069476then why do you seethe so hard lmao
>>199069488I would never use GNOME
GNOME? More like GNshit
>>199069380https://files.catbox.moe/ptsa76.webmi gotchu senpai
>>199071134
>>199071134Yeee that's it, cheers
>>199071207Why do you like possums so much
>>199071251because of /trash/theyre so cute tho
>>199071291Why do you go on /trash/
>>199063525The world is a MESS.The world is as angry as it gets.
>>199071313why did you ask thatwe shouldnt know thatyou've made a terrible mistake
>>199071313because of the /haha/ thread
>>199071397How did you find out about the haha threads>>199071392I welcome Darkness, I swim in Her
>>199071438>I swim in Hergross lol
>>199071473It is and I feel dirty (because I am)
>>199071438i dont remember ive been there since it begun
>>199071505So you came there for other reasons first
>>199071540wym
>>199071586>been there since it begunSo you just randomly went on /trash/ one day coincidentally when /haha/ threads started?
>>199071633it's the only containment board that allows open furfaggotrywhat do you think he was doing there
>>199069064if yanks wouldn't have freed the niggers they would have gone haiti on your redneck asses eventually
>>199071633no i remember they moved /haha/ from co to trashbut ive been on trash since foreveri think youre trying to get me to admit i browse trash. im not ashamed of that lol
I only visit /sp/ like the normafren I am
>>199071722and not outnumbering southerers 15 to 1, like the slaves in haiti did to the colonists there, the southern slaves would have lostespecially with the native americans fighting alongside the whites, which they did in the civil war and would also have done in a slave revolt seeing as they owned copious numbers of slaves themselves
the American Civil War was basically like if MAGA went to war with farmers to deport migrant workers using the federal minimum wage as justificationthank you in advance for the replies
>>199071958deeply jinnyian post
>>199071958Did you get the new car battery?
>>199071777checkedI lurk and sometimes post during international tournaments but the US userbase on there is unironically too retarded to discuss American sports in any depth beyond shitflinging, I think /sp/ links must be circulating in boomer facebook groups here or something
>>199072182/sp/ is like /tv/it's ritualized shitposting
/sp/ is a top tier board ngl
>>199072182wtf why was this in my bane folder
>>199071958Virginia didn't really have towns.
I wouldn't mind Reddit migrants so much if they actually fully migrated here, instead they always stay on Reddit for serious discussions(tm) and just come here occasionally as some compartmentalized shitposting outletwhen I started posting here 18 billion years ago you would get dogpiled on by every oldfag in the thread and receive twenty ">>>/b/" replies if you brought the "4chan is for lolz" attitude from there to one of the special interest boards>>199072075No I'm procrastinating but I'll have to get it done soon since I do need to buy groceries eventually
>>199072532>when I started posting here 18 billion years ago you would get dogpiled on by every oldfag in the threadpeople used to unironically give a shit about punctuation and capitalization before stormniggers and election tourists started shitting up the board
>>199072619I distinctly remember that I used to end sentences in posts with periodsI wasn't sure if I was misremembering or not
>>199072532Don't procrastinate
>>199074033dubs confirm
fuck i haven't showered and slept yet
>>199074378If it's clicking instead of turning but not starting it 100% the electromotor startet brushes died
>>199074378Also can you see how old the battery is? There should be a sticker on it.
>>199077014wtf is this real?
>>199077014based boomer gif poster
just went to a korean restaurant, lads
>>199078896thoughts on the food
>>199079012Food was good. I got the spicy squid noodleI keep forgetting to order extra spicy when I go there, though.
>>199079061whod you go with
>>199079095That girl I've been seeing from work
>>199079193was it her idea? girls here love that korean stuff
>>199079245No, it was mine; she grew up in a rural area and has very little experience with food that's not typical Southern/American food
>girl I've been seeing>from workThat's not gonna work I'm sorry
>>199079373cute
>>199079416How is that cute
>>199080144
>>199077030>>199077185It definitely is real. Don't even think to question it.
idk if it's me but chicken tastes so much more bland than pork or beef
I generally prefer chicken to pork desu
>>199080430it does fried chicken is top kino tho
>>199080430It's similar to turkey in that way that it b has a very mild flavor and is very susceptible to spices and herbs infusions.
I like breaded pork sirloin
How do you cook and/or spice it?
Beat it until tenderSalt, pepper, vegeta (dried vegetable/MSG mix)Dip in flourDip in egg/milk mixDip in breadcrumbsFry in oil until brownBreddy gud 2bh
Alsohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegeta_(condiment)This is the best thing you can add to your food. I think you can buy it over there
>>199080741>>199081010Just call it a Schnitzel
>>199081010>vegeta mentioned
>>199081276Well schnitzel is veal meat here so yea I dunno
>>199081453Wienerschnitzel is vealSchnitzel is typically pork
>>199081504Oh okFrom now on I'll call it a schnitzelThank you floatman
>>199081552Molim
schnitzel is just old world chicken fried steak and thus inferior
do you think finn is mlempilled
Chicken fried steak is beef, retard.
>>199081619What the hell is that on the bottom
>>199081684Hashbrowns (Fried shoestring potatoes)
>>199081684>>199081741hash browns also come in bowls with all sorts of delicious savory stuff on top, which are arguably one of the best fucking things to eat on the planeta new waffle house opened up nearby recentlyit makes me feel good to know that georgia is still opening up new embassies
I thought it was fried shredded cheeseI imagined hashbrowns to be thicker bc the only one I saw is mcd one
>>199081619it's essentially chicken fried steak but with mushroom gravy
>>199081823Last time I had Waffle House I was drunk as fucking piss at like 2am in Downtown Atlanta hanging out with a homeless man
VGH....the h/-\shbro\/\/n bo\/\/ls of georgia...
>>199081854it'd be better with sawmill gravy
>>199081854No, that's Jaegerschnitzelwhich, again, is pork
>chicken fried steak>no chicken
>>199081874blessthats how it should be
Another go at no porn no masturbation, this is fun
>>199081889I see a waffle house menu
>>199082491same
https://youtu.be/1iMwxNvgfdg?si=BHRZBSCGFZZAwZG9Why was the FF VI victory theme so hype?
I nee this so much it's unreal
just stop touching your penissimple as
>>199082989is this really final fantasy 7?
>just stop touching your penisWhy do I get the toughest battles
>>199083109>VI>7uruguay pls
Pole it's ok to touch penis. It's why God made it feel good
>>199083201i think pole has a masturbation problem doe
>>199082989https://youtu.be/g1Ar97iOkNE
>>199083229It's OKAY
cumbrain croat
>>199083201Touching penis is not bad as long as you don't do it too often but porn is bad. I need to essentially detox my brain. I actually managed to not masturbate for 2 months but I relapsed like 3 weeks ago and I'm trying again now
>2 monthswhy
Pole I'm joking
>>199083385Because I need my porn addiction to go away
oh i seei just do it so i can cum better lol
I read it may take even a year to reset your brain. I unfortunately relapsed to porn, when I need to relapse again I'll just rub one out to imagination
The sad truth of life is that touching penor is not so good if you pee blood
Based porn rejector
I will never understand itHow can you end up masturbating too much. It just starts hurting
icky
>Zadar never pushed through the pain barrierThat's good.
where do ppl get those jobs where you just buy groceries for rich people
go up to your nearest rich person and ask nicely
>>199084031is your family upper classill cook for you
We already have a cook dude
yeah hes not a minority tho
Why would anyone willingly hire minority
>>199084224They were tricked.
Anyone gonna watch this abortion of a debate tonight?
theres footy at 10
>>199083455you shouldn't fixate on trying not to do it but just get other things to take up your time instead
>>199084888Nope. Busy autisticly researching history subjects. Don't have time.
>>199085159>researching history subjectswhich ones
>>199085727Early formation of the Christianity, the church, pivotal writers, and in the first councils.
>traffic disrupted by a mid-off between two elderly retards who happen to be important and a soccer match between the US and a fucking canalgrim
>>199086211ngl its a tense match tho
>>199086211hmbased
could use a hamburger
>>199086211How much was the traffic disrupted?
is it too late to take an edibleprobably
kill the ukrainians and russians and build a Gothic Arian ethnostate
Wouldn't mind gazing upon some breasts.
>>199070203because you and the rest of your ilk ruined this country
>>199070728
ZADAR
>>199087135would you allow a blasian catholic incel an honorary citizenship
>>199089433by losing the war?i suppose so
>patriots win, loyalists all go to canada and fuck off >no war >confederates secede, all go to the south and fuck off>war yank logic
I would like a (female) servant to bathe me in a tub and scrub my feet and back
skin is itchy
I want a curry
>>199092731would you like to be my manservant
>>199092967Nope. Did you end up getting curry?
>>199093223no
>>199093455Do you regret not getting curry or do you plan to get something else?
>>199093562it's past midnight nigger I ate ham and rice for dinner hours agoI would just like a curry it wasn't a plan
the debate was brutal
>>199093965I saw a few clips but anyone could have guessed that it would go that way. >>199093635Simmer down
>>199093965biden would've looked a hell of a lot more normal if he just closed his mouth holy hell why does he look fucking gobsmacked every second he isn't speaking
janny stop deleting threads that are critical of Biden please
>>199094438He's just a really tired old guy. I think they are pushing him too hard. I'm not sure why they are running him a second term given his ability to give arguments.
How was the debate? Is it worth watching?
>>199094740incumbents usually have a better chance of being elected >>199095367it was ok, if you're expecting 2016 or even 2020 energy you're not gonna get it
https://youtu.be/LzflLLhI5MY?si=kgc57b7-mWMkIUTB>>199095839I think they should have let him retire and ran RFK Jr. He'd have debated better. It just seemed... not fair given Bidens health.
>>199071291
Are there any democrats itt?
>>199097483Vurgunua voted for Biden because he is not white
Imagine voting for the cryptkeeper
And to think he wants to irl meet up with meI'm gonna beat him up like a motherfuckerVote for Biden is a vote for my fist denting his face
I'm so fucking ANGRY right nowI want to beat you up finn
maybe you should beat it off, chuddy
Had the surgery and the pain medication has worn off. Fuck this hurts. I'm in a splint, and see my orthopedic surgeon in two weeks, but it'll be six weeks non-weight bearing before anything else.
>>199098317So was it a full tear?
Also put some flags my boy if you want to post herehttps://flagtism.gitlab.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>199101292What a great idea
>>199101321How goes the coomlent
>>199102710So far so good but I just started, the real cravings are not even close to coming
Zadar
>>199103493UnbelievableNunez goal
I'm glad for you thoAt least your team will go to knockout phase
>>199103561you know why we won?
>>199104209Why
pole was on the sidelines supporting
>>199104245That's false information
>>199104300he was retaining semen for our team
>>199104381Facts
>>199104393thx pole
>>199104412np but one team member will have to jack me off when I need to relapse
Time to get rid of most of my hair and get that 6mm cut
>>199104438can it be from the women's team
>>199104482Wait that's a possibility? Yes please
>>199104557yeah unless you want to get jacked off by a dudewhich is kinda gay ngl
>>199063525One of my gf's former classmate has been kidnapped by the cops
>>199105495Do you have a special set of skills
fuck off, flaglet
still havent sleptdid shower thoughdone toil nowshould get that mail sent and then play diablo
>>199105784I can identify every native New Zealand birds by call
>>199106684Come back when you learn to identify every new zealander
6mm acquired, decided to get rid of the beard too coz it's so hot, I look hilarious now
>>199107120Little baby boy
>>199108053yeah...
>>199108084I once shaved and it was really sadI looked like a child
french press broke :(
Why is there not a /cum/ thread?
there's a /spunk/ thread up right nowwhy are you asking here
I had one of those weird dixie dreams.I visited my relatives in Florida and in the vicinity was an old medieval style fort. In the middle of that fort was a small meadow where the dixie meetup was. I was greeted by Patricia (the only female dixie poster). She brought me to what I can only assume was Hinds but wasn't sure. He showed me around who is who.Nola was a spic. Bama wasn't there but he told me that he hits his gf. When I asked why he said that bama does it bc his dad did it to his mom. There was also a lot of imagined guys who dont post. And the best thing was a czech guy named Moravian Dick who posted when I wasn't here
Love seeing congay reposting my pics <3
I'm getting my original 1611 print of the KJV in the mail today. It's pretty exciting. Also coffee.
i do it 4 u babe
is coffee + tobacco as good as they say
coffee and tobacco is to white men what corn starch is to black women
>>199110232Yes
>>199108901https://youtu.be/612ObQ5iZ-4
>>199110198>original 1611 print of the KJVWtfDid you order a 400 years old artefactLike, a physical copy printed in 1611
>>199110232Fine but alcohol + tobacco is better
>>199110584piwo >>199110619probably just the original language from the 1611 version ETERNAL reminder that king james was a massive unironic fag
>>199110660>>199110551doesnt it ruin your skin doei want to keep looking young
>>199110940I dunno. But don't start, it's hell when you get addictedAlso hell yea ciggy in my mouth nicotine in my brain yeeeea
for me it's the mary jane with coffee
>>199110619>>199110899From the description.>This is the full 1611 text of the Authorized Version of the most beloved and most published bible in the world. Designed for private devotional use by Catholics, all 80 books of the original 1611 edition are included. The 14 books not found in many later editions of the KJV have been included in the order Catholics expect within the 46 (not 39!) books of the Old Testament. As in the 1610 Douay, The Prayer of Manasses and the two additional Books of Esdras are placed in an Appendix. Then follow, of course, the 27 books of the New Testament.So this is a reprint of the material found in the 1611 version. Later editions would go on to remove some books that feel out of favor.
>>199110940Yes tobacco is a literal poison and sucks on almost every level No reason to start if you aren't already addictedDon't start vaping either
>>199111315How long have you been smoking?
>>199111193Meant to s say "fell out of favor". My bad.
>>199111315fuck
>>199110899>>199111193Yeah that makes more sense
>>199110997fack
>>199111342>>199111374Why fack, it takes at least a year to get addicted
>>199111428my skin doe
>>199111332Never really smoked tobacco itself regularly but I smoked weed with tobacco since I was 17 (10 years ago) which naturally hooked me on nicotinI quit weed one year ago and smoke ciggies occasionally nowLike I'll buy a pack, smoke it in 2-3 days, and not buy any for the next couple months
Maybe I look like a turtle now but feeling the wind from the fan on my almost bare head is so nice rn
>>199111476I don't understand>>199111502That's cool. I've been smoking for 10 years, pack a day. Switched to vape bc it's 80% cheaper per month
>>199111678i dont want to fuck up my skin
reporting in the basedest thread of all
>>199111678Oh yes I would absolutely recommend vapes for a heavy smokedCheaper and doesn't clog your lungs and make you cough as muchBut idk why some people who were never smokers start vaping It's still chemicals that go into your lungs and it's easier to vape everywhere all day long than it is to smoke, the best option is neither smoking not vapingEveryone has their vices but just seems weird to me you'd get hooked on nicotin through something that was initially meant to get you rid of nicotin addiction
>>199111988o patrzcie go
>>199111988
>>199112051>>199111988>it's not our pole but another identical pole namefaggingwut
>identicalbrodudefriend
>>199112025This is all true, but I look like a fucking chimney>>199111963And you're smoking?
>>199112132i dont smoke weed anymore
>>199112162It's ok don't worry about it. Skin regenerates
>>199112311
you just know pole dont play about that 6mm
I can't leave the house like this but it feels so comfyWhy everything that feels good is bad
>>199113113>Why everything that feels good is badits over
https://youtu.be/U2XP8B7uQ5AThere should be parties where everyone has to dance the exact same way so that no one can feel like they're dancing badly
>>199113413just good to uhh a deep house function
remember what they took from you (GOOD synthwave)
synthwave was never good
you should go on a 30 minute walk
>>199111988Can you go to Praga-Północ, Warszawa
>>199113888shut up
evil finn >>199114624
>>199114624My post had three repeating numbers at the end therefore I am right and you're wrong
>>199081167I have a bag in my spice drawer and put in on eggs
I miss my family in south carolina but as more power gets handed to state political parties I cant risk living there again
Vaping has been around for like thirteen years now and there's still no evidence that it even does anything negative outside of muh popcorn lung around 2018 (which was actually from people modding cartridges with dodgy THC oils)boomers/Xers need to just take the L on this one and shut up already>>199111502>Like I'll buy a pack, smoke it in 2-3 days, and not buy any for the next couple monthsthis is the right way to do it>>199112025probably for the same reason people pick up cigarettes in the first place, people craving nicotine and something to punctuate their day withand you can't really get away with being a cigarette smoker in anglo countries anymore, instantly makes you undateable to a large portion of girls, middle aged people will constantly cry about it, etc.the real question is why people still buy nicotine gum to quit cigarettes when vapes exist, that stuff is horrible>>199111678I would go further than 80% in my case, I only have to buy nicotine liquid refills like once every three months
Why can't I get a blowjob while I'm crying?
>
>boomer at a frat house party in 1983 that smells like the contents of seventy rancid ashtrays being farted out by a truckerIT'S MILLER TIME BOYS>boomer seeing somebody smoking a cigarette on their balcony three blocks away in 2024*dramatic cough*
>>199115618vaping CBD (because I'm a colossal fag) irritated my lungs and I could hear there was mucus in them when I coughed. never had a problem with that smoking a bongit might be different for nicotine vapes
>>199115702why do you want that
>>199116146With CBD/THC vapes you do have to be careful, there are tons of shitty ones and the few cases of vaping related illnesses/deaths are usually linked to them. There's very little regulation since they're in a legal grey zone in the first place, and the companies that make them are usually startups and home businesses run by hippie morons and browns trying to become "entrepreneurs" who will gladly sell people rat pissFor straight CBD I'd recommend sticking with those oils with the droppers
>>199116172I guess it's that yearning for someone to want you even if you're at your most pathetic and vulnerable
>>199116532:(
>>199116504I don't vape anymore so it's not a concern. I just smoke a shitload of weed over the weekend and regret my actions in a neverending cycle now also nicotine vape turns into turpentine and formaldehyde in your lungs CHUD, just support the Virginian economy already
herault what's the stinkiest, frenchest cheese you can think of
When I worked as a shipper last year I was accounting for like 50% of Virginia's GDPfuck retail
Herault did you ever use MinitelSeems before your time but Wiki says there were still 900k subscribers when it shut down in 2012
>>199115618Well I do 0.2ohms so I go 100ml/2 weeksSo it comes out about 35$ a month
damn do you all smoke
>>199115050Bless you jinya, your food must taste divine
>>199117783worked for two weeks as a Dollar General cashier and it's the only time in my life where I seriously considered murdering someone
>>199118480Fucking medschool killed me so I started smoking to cope with stress
>>199118542>medschooli kneel
>>199118612How the fuck do you not knowI was so full of enthusiasm and then physiology and immunology ate the last spec of my will to live.I' a new man now
>>199118480dude weed isn't really the same thing. inb4 stoner cope, yes and I'm not apologizing I'll smoke a cigar with whiskey every now and then with my Brother in Law
>>199118663because of the difficulty or whatmy state school master's made me want to claw my eyes out because every one of my classmates was a psychology or general business major and they were terminally retarded
>>199063176Why is this faggot ass general active again? You people need to stop commingling with foreigners it sets a bad precedent.
>why is this seven year old general active again why does our existence strike fear into the hearts of yankees the world over
>>199118806
>>199118480I am a smoking virgin
>>199118663>How the fuck do you not knowi only care about plore (pole lore)
>>199118859Who cares about the age of it? You could dig a corpse up and still play dress-up with it. You better reply to me the next time to speak to me, none of that pansy post menstrual shit.
>>199118925r u still a sex virgin?are you going to smoke or have s*x first
>>199119018I won't ever smokeas for intercourse....
>>199115702also women can't suck dick for shit, you should ask conway to do it
>199118993shut the fuck up yankazoid
COOOOOOOOONWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>>199119076I'm sorry you're on your period man, make sure to take that diva cup out of your ass it's not healthy to keep it up there.
>>199119147>>199119147>>199119147New>>199119106sorry, I'm not gay
>>199117441Probably époisses It's stinky, runny and very strongReblochon smells the most like feet imo, but actually tastes quite mildBlue cheeses are extremely French and strong but don't smell muchÉpoisses seems like the synthesis of smell, flavor, and off-putting appearance, like a French woman>>199117838No, I was born early enough to have shit like floppy disks, computer mouses with balls, 8mo memory cards for my PlayStation 1 and MP3 that could barely fit a music album but I never personnally experienced a minitel although I remember commercials on TV giving their minitel adress
