Lembit Opik edition
You a grower or a shower?
f1nn5ter wank on the cards
*enters /brit/*
THEREFORE HOWEBER THOU SHALST IT TWAS WERE?
>>199082317https://tntradiolive.podbean.com/e/nick-griffin-on-the-lembit-opik-show-20-april-2024/
having one of those chunky diarrheas
Degenerate 10pm time when all the toilmongs go crazy for a bit before they fuck off
any craic going?
>>199082423neither!
My penis is 7" and I think that's perfectly respectable
>>199082317nice pair of lembits on her tbf
>>199082471swc
>>199082368So he hid in the forest shooting civilians after being overthrown in 1940 and defeated in 1944, how brave
There's something entrancing about being up close to a bumhole, realising that everything that person ate in their life has come out of that hole, every poo they've ever done. It's very arousing.
>>199082471thin and white
>>199082434Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe_uqv5GNNw
>>199082514not... every poo
might just go to bed
counsellor today had a book out called "Jesus and the Gay Christian"what he mean by this
Imagine a thread without spaintard
caberge
>>199082548Cartman moment.
>>199082561Dunno havent read it
this lad at the skatepark when i was a kid had a colostomy bag so we used to say he poos in asda bags aha
Lembit Opik's grandfather moved to Danzig in 1943. Funny that.Almost every Baltic descendant in Britain is a fascist spawn who should be hurled into the Atlantic by smirking Bolsheviks.
>>199082599One of those procedures that'd be an instant suicide from me.
>>199082596Irish diaspora
>>199082599what a terribly mean thing to do
HAHAHA
You'd think if you were living in Spain you'd be doing more with your free time instead of pissing about on /brit/ watching mousenonce with a Belgian flag talking about black Willards
>what a terribly mean thing to do
hello internet racist friends :3 x
when you think about the mere presence of BCC in emails as a feature even if it isn't used is a toilberg's panopticon
>>199082634Two double-digit IQ vacant eye subhumans getting together. Good match.
Well now that spaincuck got battered by the janitor i suppose it will be another bi-hourly meltdown soon.
>>199082676sup cracker
*thunderous, booming gigachad voice*________________________
SPOOKY
>>199082561next time you see him lie down on his sofa, spark a ciggy, motion to the book and say 'eh i didnt know you wrote fanfiction' aha
Vue Cinema, are you okay?
Janny, he's made another cuck post on /brit/
Thread quality improved massively just then, i wonder why
do nerds play dnd anymore
jay slater sex arse
>>199082767It went woke
Why is Mousenonce always posting about Spainnonce nowadays?
>>199082767nerds I know still play it
Have fun talking to yourself when we're all gone in 10 years and youre still here posting in your grotty childhood bedroom pretending youre on holiday in Spain.
half the mental illnesses aren't real. i don't mean your troubles aren't real or your pain. but it's within range for average human emotion. it's not an illness in a lot of these cases. to prove that it is an illness, that hasn't been done. so i'll remain sceptical.
>>199082808that's what fuels katys and tyrones savage breeding sessions
>>199082814it's his new autistic fixation
*blocks your path*
why are those two barmy old men debating in JuneThey're supposed to wait until SeptemberWe don't even know the orange one's assistant yetI do not approve of tonight's shennanigans at all and SHALL be in bed.
where's threadmeisterwhere's canslad
>>199082847>>199082808>>199082775No advertising
>>199082858king of the midwits
>>199082876hope canmong died
whats a fun game i can play on my phone for about 2 hours?
The Woke Mod
>>199082863My government is not your nightly entertainment
>>199082902kek
Keir Starmer's full blood brother
>>199082897get yourself swatted by the armed police
>>199082902>>199082912samefag
>>199082756>an IQ of 175Huh? Gump isn't a savant, he's a retard who just so happens to have an open mind and lot of luck. When is his IQ established?
>>199082914
If anyone can accurately identify every post I have made in this thread thus far, I will give them 500 quid.
>>199082892Piss off spainlard you awful nonce>>199082937How does it feel knowing this is a new normal for you and you posted CP on /sp/ last week.
hope either trump or biden has an absolute mental breakdown tonight live on tv, don't care which
>>199082767Yes but those nerds are now all trannies.
>>199082956A smile would be nice.
wtf I thought he'd be a right lanky bastard why would I assume such a thing?odd that
>>199082969That wasn’t me lad
Oh god. Up at 4:15 am for toil. Mental health is absolutely in the gutter.
>>199082981corrrrrrr might get into dwarves 'n' doubloons or whatever
winding the cat up for a laugh
>>199082971hope they shag and the libtards and magatards get angry
>>199082996>>199083012You are extremely mentally ill.
Saranghae
>Swimmer Goodburn diagnosed with inoperable brain tumours
posted without comment
just started bullying my faggot cat
aff tae bed
>>199082987nothing to smile about in his life
>Person dies in UK E. coli outbreak linked to salad
>>199083074wish she'd at least get a pic with a black dildo, id cum buckets
TIME TO PLAY THE GAMETIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAME
femoids...
Imagine a thread without him. Without the constant talking to himselfThe copy and pasted shit gimmicks.His absolutely depraved porn addled mind on full display.Imagine if every second or third post wasn't his.
>>199083074Need to be his toilet.
>>199083090That's me, hoe.
>>199083120get a filter
>>199083083bet it was some fat cunt trying to eat healthily
>>199083116TRVTHNVKE (unironically, "people" who live like that are fucked)
got the teeth whitening strips in
>>199083083You don't win friends with salad
>>199083153You can’t exactly talk either
THE MORE MONEY I MAKE THE MORE THE GOVERNMENT TAKES HOW IS THIS FAIR
>>199083151cheers big ears
>>199083170Why are you pretending to be commiemong and spamming this shit. Fuck off.
>>199083116It needs a live laugh love sign
>>199083188why
>>199082502stfu commiemong
Timmy flying to Southeast Asia
>>199083194corr imagine being in a gangbang with exclusively black tops and exclusively white bottomsabsolute kino
>>199083074sweet dreams x
it looms
>>199082502Subhumans
>Stopping by the corner shop on the way to work with a tenner in 2014>20 fags, 2 drinks, something for my lunch and get some change>Stopping by the corner shop on the way to work with a tenner in 2024>Cant even afford my ciggies
Thread quality just improved (I'm back).
limmy sleeping on the sofa while lynn gets rammed by a bbc upstairs
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>>199082756i didnt know vue did re-releases
>>199083250ok loomer
>>199083278Omg!!! hiiiiii :3
would vote Green for their wealth tax if they weren't vegan/anti-car
>>199083250where've you been?
Is /brit/ pro or anti Brittany?
absolutely restless and full of energy
>>199083288would highly recommend filtering irish flags, you never notice how awful their posts are until they're gone
An absolute FEAST today lads
>>199083290I don't think they used to but since Hollywood stopped putting out even one semi-decent movie a year they have to pivot.
>>199083250
>>199083288good post
>>199076173
daniel screaming and crying 'just go!!' and forcing limmy out the back patio door as 5 bulls stream in through the front door choo chooo
>>199083329Lift some weights
We would be so happy.
>>199083274it's a disgrace
>>199083240>>199083215>>199083194>>199083191You are ill.
>>199083274price changes over time? I have to go graphmong on that
timmy finding himself getting hard as a gaggle of black men walk in front of the spycam he set up to catch his wife cheating and pull down her knickers
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>>199082992translate the measurement to normal
>>199083083Greggs bros, we win again!
>>199083413>having a wifemogs me tbf
Douglas is Cancelled aired tonight ladsWhat were our thoughts on are Karen's performance?
>do a piss>wash my hands and leave the bathroom>immediately need a shitewhy human body WHY
>>199083421MAKE THE NEW /FR/ THANKS
>>199083274>>199083411>>199083388goodfuck fagmongshope you all die of fag withdrawal
mfw every time we speak about a tranny coworker when they're not there we keep forgetting to use their correct pronounswhole thing's a farce, really. just stop accepting trans people as sane members of society
>dig in, anon
Mike couldn't believe what his life had become. It wasn't long ago that he was a normal, 18-year-old guy enjoying life with his friends, playing video games, and getting through high school. Now, he was a captive to his own 23-year-old sister, Emma. She had turned him into her submissive toilet slave, using his mouth as her own personal urinal and dumping ground for her waste.One evening, Emma walked into Mike's room unexpectedly and pulled back his sheets, revealing his naked, vulnerable body. A wicked smile crossed her face as she slowly stepped forward."Well, little brother," she taunted, "it's time for another disgusting game of 'Guess What I Ate'."Mike trembled with a mix of fear and revulsion, already dreading what was about to happen. Emma squatted over his face and ordered him to open his mouth.
>>199083274you know half the money you pay for cigs goes striaght to Rishi to hire people to charge even more for your cigs?you're an utter FOOL playing right into his hands
reading about old testament prophecies
>>199082502blah blah, ziggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rQFp7FF9c
>>199083421
>>199083483*crams pizza into her fanny giving her yeast infection*
mousey kicking about outside right now in his total 90 tracksuit trying to sell weed
>>199083388>>199083411Just imagine. £2 for a pack… this is what they took from us
>>199083513>alri
>>199083512Z
>>199083513hate this picture it has always frightened me
>>199083488let me guess>thing happenedIT'S A SIGN>thing didn't happenIT'S COMING>thing that doesn't describe thing that happened but can be reinterpreted into thinking it happenedIT'S A METAPHORmany such cases!
>>199083524£2 a pack and you could smoke anywhere you pleased
we are the cheeky girls......aren't we, lads?
>>199083518what are their thoughts on british men
>>199083513Looks different up close doesn’t it
>>199083513The battle of gods...
imagine having to commute to workcouldn't be me
>>199083561bizarre thing to name a child
>>199083556lmaooooooooooooooooo
mad how Keir Starmer is going to be only our 2nd openly atheist PM ever after Clement AtleeEven the "far right" a la Nige has said "he thinks there's something there but that's all there is to it really"is it odd how atheist our poltiics are?even in yankland leftoids can't stop yapping about jesus
is it a max volume music on headphones and vodka evening? it would seem it is !!
>>199083448christ she's agedlooks about 60 here
>>199083595what's he want? freedom? not happening
>>199083609giwtwu
>>199083610so gettt in there i said
>>199083609And yet his wife+children serve the Jewish God. Yahweh will never be stopped.
>>199083609Idiot
>>199083537It says pretty specifically that Jesus will come when a non-Jew is king of Israel (King Herod) in Genesis actuallyThe sacrificial lamb in Exodus(?) was to be sacrificed without breaking a bone in it's body (prophecy of Jesus' crucifixion where a single bone in his body wasn't broken)They're pretty explicit buddy :/
nahhhhhhhhhhh why is this actually me tho XD
>>199083661not nice
>>199083527wanna see how your kind dies in Ukraine? they twitch nicely.
>>199083448Didn't watch.Kind of sad she had to come right back to UK after making Marvel movies in US. Redheads don't seem to get much luck out there.
>>199083662what about all the prophecies he didn't fulfill about there being peace on earth and whatnot>uhhhhh wait for him to come back 2000 more years bro trust the planis the only cope
>>199083685Z
>>199083670nasty little batty boy
>>199083685most normal baltic freak
Big pack of cans being purchased tomorrow afternoonNeed to research which one has the highest ABV, no 4.1% for me
going to take dogberg out for walktoil
>>199083667The toaster I am not offended by, only the insane amount of sauce.
>>199082317Is that really his gf?
>>199083714high alcohol beer tastes shit and besides beer is meant to be savored anyways2 4% beers is better than 1 8% beer
Everything in the universe tends towards maximum irony.
>>199083721Why is he so mad
>>199083690tbf a Jumanji reboot is hardly Citizien Kane
on the 4% beer rnnice sippers
>>199083702Earth is pretty peaceful right nowThe fact that we have the ability to wipe out all of humanity and we don't would seem to be proof
i am not driving 1hr for a datefuck meeee
>>199083274need to find your local iranian shop lad marlboro golds and a glass bottle of coke is £8 and i live in the souf
>>199083721cringelord
>>199083721me when I see tourists in Central London having fish & chips with ketchup instead of mushy peas and curry sauce
>>199083769
>>199083702I haven't read that part yet, the old testament is very long. I'll use my superior intellect to interpret that for you whwn I get to it though
going to take dogberg out for wanktoil
>>199083721Wish I went to Japan before I became bitter and my weeb phase ended. But I am glad it ended because I wouldn't want to become this guy.
>>199083824nasty mf
haven't read the bible as I don't read fiction
>>199083824uh
>>199083274cigs prices isn't really the same as general inflation
Something's not right.
>>199083802>curry sauce>on fishyou disgust me
If beastiality is illegal why are those lot that wank off horses for a living allowed to get away with it.
vape pod losing its flavourhttps://youtu.be/2Ko9TpduOhE?si=xmoMTRw2NUFJvbnN
>>199083854Who said it was?
>>199083882because horses need to be wanked off
who's the funniest cunt in /brit/ then
>>199083872Ronnie O'Sullivan looks fucked up. Didn't know he had gone bald.
>>199083867You have it with the chips your southern poof
>>199083882They take no pleasure in it surely
>>199083914corr imagine the smell of her pussy
>>199083710you asked for it, a 7.62mm tracer round would be nice for you
Just noticed a literal infestation of little midgies in my room
how to figure out flirting
>>199083962im not even the chaparoo that said z you are just sick in the head
cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>199083988it helps to learn from a flirtatious partner
The Asian Fanny.
>>199084022white hands typed this
*presents all my /brit/posts as the /brit/folio*any buyers to the rights?
>>199084033how to get one
>>199084022anything except bald cats and hypoallergenic dogs needs incineratedt. animal hair allergy runt
>>199084034want to have hot raw babymaking sex with an asian woman before the end of the year
National Ziggerist
>>199083962Hello Spaino.
>>199083824
learning C
>>199083988Comes naturally with healthy hormone levels
donald trump more like bonald blumpf !
White. Girls.
>>199084074just keep chatting to girls until one starts acting flirtatiously towards you
DEBATE TONIGHT I WILL BE WATCHING
fish and chips: salt and vinegarpie and chips: gravy sausage and chips: ketchupmushy peas optional for allanything else is viledonnt @me curryniggers
>>199084109wait until you find about D and dare I say E... . . . .
>>199084035Yes>>199084077You’re going to the campa
Oh dear God...
I'm a gamer. I game.
>>199084141lol
>>199084128What was that little nod Rishi did at 19 seconds?
Shane McMahon at Forbidden Door? Yeah I'm saying dimes
>>199084128it is strange how yankoids can only choose between decrepit boomers
>>199084180have you risen up recently?
dont ahve gf :(
AI slop
/brit/ is so slow all weekHot weather's got people moving sloooooowww
>>199084195indian head wobble
>>199084222u need your head battering
>>199084220imaginary enemies final boss
What meds will Biden be on tonight?
>>199083935What's that to do with legality?
Got one of those Gousto boxes at big Sainsbury, was reduced to £1.99 down from £9.Thought it was a ready meal, but no... it was a bunch of ingredients. Box said korean bbq chicken, rice and coleslaw. Didnt realise I'd have to put actually put the rice on the hob, chop up the chicken breast, put flour on it and fry it chicken myself. Even the "coleslaw" was a whole lettuce, a carrot and a sachet of mayo. Took me the best part of an hour to cook, and now have to wash up a bunch of pots and bowls - no wonder nobody fucking bought this at full price.
get the horses wanked
>>199084259A fuck tonne of green tea extract
>>199084220>>199083853AI proves once again that the average human doesnt have the creativity to utilisize it effectively.
>199084272microwave rice existsfiltered plebian
>>199084214i say this most every day, oh yes i do
>>199082767Tried playing it with my friends but we end up going months without playing and start over again. Have started it three times now.
>>199084259what time is the debate?
new>>199084309>>199084309>>199084309
>>199084272Thanks lad I'm crying laughing at you being tricked into cooking a meal lmao. That's why those boxes are all opaque tricking you with the pictures on the front lol
>>1990843252am UK time
>>199084381so is that 3am because of daylight savings?
>An Iowa woman has now been charged with the murder of her ex, 35-year-old Minnesota DJ and activist, Liara Tsai
>>199082317we stay winning
