British edition
I'm britsh
>>199093391Holy based
queen of brit
>>199093395If you were ever put in an actual shower you'd lose about 5 stone
>>199093409based
>>199093408
>>199093435
>>199093414
>>199093407Typical of Muslims. Celebrating their religion even as they defile it. Sub-100 IQ beasts every time.
anglo american friendship
>>199093408dios mio...
>>199093408That's not Anya Taylor Joy
>>199093458not a fan of how the anglo is depicted
>>199093458VGH....
>>199093408>>199093478Both are literally Pepe the Frog
>>199093435I've got a webm where Anthony Hopkins goes off like this but I can't find it. You'll have to have this instead.
>>199093478*looks at you*>>199093489its john bull, it was like our uncle sam because we destroyed all our symbols of national identity t make foreigners feel welcome in our homeland.
>>199093502lolI'm currently fantasising about her being my gf and I have a laugh at her and she looks into my eyes chuckling before her face turns into one of pure love and we go back home and have intesne passionate lovemaking and conceive a child and I think about that day of her doing this cute little mistake and have a smile to myself
>>199093518before we destroyed*
>>199093518I know, but I just wished they'd made him taller and have a full head of hair.
it's overhttps://www.reuters.com/world/americas/peru-stop-labeling-transgender-people-mentally-ill-2024-06-25/
>>199093408She was much more attractive in yellowjackets except for when she was a frozen corpse
>>199093532rorke....
anything cool going on
I needa get my dreads retwisted… FUCK
reckon if i were in the thing i'd just immediately burn everyone without caring if they're human or assimilated and get the fuck out of thereonly sensible thing to do innit
toby
>>199093649HITS YOU IN THE SPINEKNOCKS YOUR DREADS OFF
RESPECT...WALK...WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>199093659Don't even need to burn them just fuck off out of it
Why is it against the rules to announce a report?
>>199093715based
>>199093734but then the thing could conceivably make it to civilisation and infect the entire world
>>199093747Want to test that? Go on, test it
Brits with the beans and toast be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_UXf3kO48
Reckon being an American in the early days would have been genuinely exciting. Anglo man free of the crown, free of inbred feeble 'aristocrats'.
>>199093778>>199093782Literally just asking a question, fuck's sake.
might go to the library
>>199093772Maybe it did...
>>199093819A clue gained
>>199093818Test it, 4-eyes. Chicken? Bok bok bok bok bok bokka bokka bok bokka. You gay?
gimmick idea: picking a random posy and going mental at it caps lock and everything
why this nigga so breedable?
no meltdowns
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE!
>>199093868>posyAh yes thank you auto"correct" posy is obviously the word I was after there
over it is
>>199093914so based
Just heard a howl like off American Werewolf in London except it was real and maybe 5 doors away
>>199093934shut up nigga
>>199093930disconcerting
I love giant huge dogs
>>199093911mousenonce hitting uproarious reddit acclaim
>>199093956only one ruining the thread is you
>>199093960Not for me I'm hardcore but a normal person yeah
>>199093899What's a quintessential spaintard post?
her braps stink
>gimmick idea: picking a random posy and going mental at it
SCREAMINGhttps://x.com/abcdentminded/status/1806512564974899452
night cuppa beckons
Days like this aren't fairDon't @ me if you don't play on hard mode
morning lads, seems like it’s gonna be one of those days
>>199094079Your mum plays on hard mode
>>199094079I only needed one guess because I'm not a halfwit like you.
>>199094079i got it in 3 but the analysis thing says it was luck not skill
>>199093408She is so hot
>>199094107300 IQ
Unfortunately I cannot have children because I once sucked a black man's willard and took his willard up my bum when extremely high, imagine if my son somehow found that out. Would be cruel to force someone to have a father like meNot joking or trolling btw
>>199094134milo
One of my best mates is a fully black Jamaican, and he's a good lad.
I can watch any video on YouTube right now. Any video at all. And yet I watch Star Trek: TOS Enterprise Bridge Background Ambience *8 Hours w/quiet conversations, calming
just done a vile fart, made me heave
>>199094148What's a quintessential mousenonce post?
>>199094134Surely you can take it out of your bum at some point
>>199094186Alri Emma
>>199094193Anything that doesn't really make much sense really.
>that cringe thing I said to someone that I'll probably never see again
Someone has DEFINITELY got a curry. A proper strong one as well. It's times like these I wish I knew my neighbours better.
why doesn't /brit/ go to the gym?
>>199094214Could you make a post that would be reminiscent of one of his posts?
>>199094223We are busy iting pork in france.
Drop and give me 10
>>199093854old mate's been listening to cannibal corpse
>>199094223I have been lifting for 2 weeks
old van
Alright guys. Waiting at work for my shift to start.
Where's he got a curry from at this time, that's what I wanna know
Good morning
>>199094233honestly don't think I could
>>199094257is it true that aldi pays better than other supermarkets?went to aldi the other day for a change and couldn't believe how much cheaper everything was
>>199094265Please have a go.
Some American accents go right through me.
we now go over to nick fuentes for an opinion piece
>>199094223there are too many people and I don't like it when people stare at me
>>199094223i lift at home
>>199094253Not at all
And this... Mouse nonce? You say he's "crazy?" It's ruining your... *checks notes* ".../brit/?" Tell me about /brit/.
>>199094253>>199094301Oh nevermind I thought you said "Paradise". What you mean spain is a parasite? I may agree
trimmed the grass two days ago and have to retrim it because I did a bad job the first time (frankly there was too much grass so I couldn't see where I cut)
*stands up*I'm /brit/
>>199094303wish i could afford psychotherapy
>>199094270here's a mousenonce post>>199094341
toby so uwu cute when he angey >//////<
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
Turns out it was all a dream.
>>199094369what if a cute one approaches me and asks me if i want to go on a date with her
another night in my wretched squalid life
>>199094394How about you take your meds
>>199094107lol
Aldi and Lidl quality is absolutely shite, stuff goes out of date after a couple of days and a full shop doesn’t even work out cheaper than Tesco or something
>>199094103Bit fucking early isn't it?
>>199094411zip it nigga
My stubbles just right. Shaved yesterday afternoon and now it's bang on.
>>199094411pipe down nigga
>>199094422I banged on ya mum's stubble
>>199094426LOL HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
who is getting the lorry driven today?
>>199094411Shut up nigga
>>199094435TAKE THAT BACK
>>199094447be quiet nigga
>>199094436tits
>>199094444nice quads btw
>>199094456Decrepit old hag
>>199094468It's right there at your fingertits
no report announcing
Janny destroying him with one fell swoopMeltdown incoming?
-1 to his meltdowns count
based janny
>>199094484She's probably about 50 by now so put it away
will he come back furious or take it on the chin and read about chemistry.... lets find out
don't know how someone as deranged as him even figures out how to use a keyboard and type in the captcha
>>199094529Bet you can teach a monkey or a parrot to post on here.
apparently Biden was a disaster in the presidential debate
>>199094547true haha
I see a lot of dead posts, I wonder what triggered janny so much. And when I say troon janny is a bong people don't believe me.
>>199094513I'm just quoting the YouTubepoop of the vid
*sounds the incoming melty siren*
might just never go online again
>>199094574Just cleaning up schizo trash
>>199094587Thank God Off you go then
>>199094569I watched it and he didn't spaz out. Disappointed honestly. Trump could've smashed him but he missed the chance. Politics went from boring to exciting back to boring again.
>>199094594would boot these over a fence
the most uncreative thread on the site 9 fucking years and nothings changed
>>199094578Didn't know there was one. Give us a link
>>199094614SpainCHAD won.
melty incoming
>>199094607and that's a good thing
>>199094594I read that cats think we're the same species. Dogs know we're a different kind of creature, but cats think we're just massive cats.Idiots.
Ireland
MELTY ALERT! BRACE BRACE BRACE
...Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)06:14:38 No.1990946141.69 MB1.69 MB PNG>>199094489 #>>199094501 #>>199094525 #>>199094529 #>>199094582 #I'm not filling out the captcha to report yheee postsReported>>199094411That really is all and I have a post to wait to make laterThe only.reason I'm posting it for him to see is because I can't elsewhere. I don't care about him. You would think the moderators would care just a little bit. Look at this postThat's allEnjoy.tolersting spaintardI'm not even going to reply to those postsYou are clowns and infected by a parasiteImagine a thread without spaintard
Spainnonce is a psychopath
>>199094614>>199094660>>199094664zip it baby boy
>>199094680psychosomatic addict insane
bro said bye but you KNOW his ass aint going nowhere :skull:
>>199094616https://youtu.be/Y7WtkdLQ6PM?si=wte7_WxeG40DxXgo
Meltdown in progress
WHAT the FUCK guys Special Anon isn't even that special yet he's all I can talk about!!!?!?!!!
hey g would you make me a sandwich
>>199094698YES
>>199094721kek I made the finnster thread
Who remembers skooks
>>199094435are you saying his mom has a beard or that she shaves her pubes
>>199094650how would you know this
>>199094754take his dick out your mouth and talk about literally anything else
>>199094752Science innit
right. time to grab life by the balls*montage of me browsing /brit/ and wanking for 8 hours while "Lust For Life" plays*
Spaino is the best poster in this thread, mousenonse is easily the worst.
watch me SWOOCE right in
>>199094751Por que no los dos?
*waves to spainlad from the archive*
>>199094776ktim
Are we having a melty master mousey?
Average day in the life of a Yankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k
>Now poster 24601>Your report is up and it's for mousenonce spam>You know what that means
>>199094650
Wheres asf
>>199094846>Yes, it means he's baaaaaaaanned
>>199094865>No
>>199094876link cashapp
>>199093521
>>199094732pls stay away from the little ones!
>>199094903corr, imagine a bbc cumming on those tits
>>199094916yapotron 3000
>>199094910Want them all to yourself do you?
>>199094916*walks through the door as you hold it open and say this*
>>199094931blud got a degree in yapology :skull:
>>199094951>*narrator voice* It was in fact NOT 'goodbye for now'
>>199094910kek reminds of this classic /brit/ post
>>199094846>>199094865>>199094883lol
Are mouses known for losing their shit? Just don’t know why he would impersonate a mouse otherwise?
>>199094903Name plsss
Havent had sex for a few monthsMight be time for me to re download a dating app and see if i can get a shag going
>>199094993he doesn't impersonate them he just wants to fuck them
>>199095004is it that easy? I've never tried
>>199094996hi my name's jake
>>199095022>He's
mfw leftypol
morning lads. hope you all have a great day
struck up a conversation with a pregnant woman on a bus a few weeks ago, randomly blurted out that my gf (nonexistent) was pregnant and I invented a whole story and she kept smiling and going 'awww' and gave my arm a squeeze and told me good luck when it was her stopwas so happy that I forgot that I was lying for a good few minutes
>>199095034The man on the right looks like he has absolutely no idea where or even who he is.
>>199095066>little miss sunshine posterI’m thinking based
i'm exclusively attracted to asian women
>>199095042cheers lad, you too
>>199095078you're a brown ghoul that shouldn't be allowed to post here
>>199095089>brownproofs?
>>199095057like something from a dostoevsky novel this
it's only bloody friday ladsjeans in the officecheeky beer in the afternoon
>>199095078Into the women who are most closely sized too children are we? And only them are we?
>>199095096*stares blankly*
>>199095018Its not easy you have to put in work even if youre incredibly charming and handsome like i am but the fat girls can be easy and sometimes they will let you cum inside them which is epic
It's fucked up when people have highly-complex medical needs. I'm not some edgelord saying they don't deserve a happy life, it must just be a lot of stress for everyone involved.
>>199095004Sex is overrated unless it's with someone special
GMTV presenter can't pronounce the leader of plaid cymru's namehow unprofessional
Never once had sex.
Bro what the fuck is a Cymru lolDude is an elf
>>199095102Friday, or as I call it: Freitag.
>>199095137how is that even possible
pints!
>>199095143they pronounce it cumry as well, very backwards folk
>>199095106many other 4channers are like me
Drew a picture of a cat whilst toiling
>>199095128
>>199093371The original union Jack looks way better.
>>199095149I don't like people touching me.
>>199095198what if it's nice sexy touches though
>>199095089Why would you want to ban half of the british flags here?
Good morning to my fellow communist, atheist, republican, leave-voting, Russia-supporting, unvaccinated, Marxists.
Not a fan of all those podcasts with ex-gangsters where they constantly warn against being a gangster and talk about being reformed, but the only time they seem alive is when they're talking about all the shit they used to do.
icecream for breakfast
Toilberg's paid my expenses twice the daft cuntOff to Beefa lads
>>199095209Can't even imagine it at this point, I'm a mess mentally.
Just drew a picture of a cat!
OK catnonce
>>199095250*Encases you in a coffin of flesh*
Gonna get the waffle burger from kfc for the second night in a row imagine the state of my bowel movements aha x
>>199095221Bit weird that you want state-mandated work and yet you are not at work yourself right now, despite being fit and able to do it.
>>199095240based
>>199095282aftermath pics would be welcomed but don't feel any pressure to x
>>199095240Bit envious 2bh
I have a wife why do you lot not have a wife
>>199095294Is that bubblegum flavour
>>199095228Michael Franzese takes the piss>noooooo just work hard and be a good family man I wish I did>yes, I became ludicrously wealthy through racketeering and had a whale of a time>and I'm even more loaded now from speaking events, selling mafia-styled merch and investing the dirty money I made in the mob>but crime doesn't pay guys! >now please consider buying Franzese Wine so you too can have dinner like a Capo
>>199095307like hairy arsed blokes myself
>>199095252HOLY SHIT THAT IS CRAZYGENIUS
>>199095311yhit's my favourite icecream flavour desu
>Today on Grand Designs I meet with an Austrian painter who wants to put the brush down for a hammer
>>199095319kek I was thinking of him when I made the post, he doesn't even swear now, cringe mong
Would it be weird if i were to go on a south east asian sex tourism holidayIm almost 30 years old
"salary" is such a middle-class thingIf you're poor, benefits are your main incomeIf you're rich, investments and business income is your source
>>199095342Grow up you childish melt
>>199095364You do realise brothels exist in Australia yeah?
wealth creation for whom keir???
>>199095381*pretending to listen*yh
>>199095283I'm eating breakfast
>>199095390Yeah but i imagine it would all be cheaper out at the source wouldnt it
reckon the king should shut down parliament for a few years. would be bants
>>199095405Bro is paying for a visa, flight, and accommodation to get cheaper sex with nasty second-world whores...
the king should start livestreaming on twitch
>>199095407How about trying to shut your mouth for a few minutes?
wanking a cock with my bum
https://youtu.be/OrgpX-_bFqM?si=30IkdZO9H5JRFOsg
>>199095415Yeah and i get a holiday out of it too
>>199095307she have a perky arse?
Got two beers open at once by accident. Oh well, one for each hand I guess.
Cross-border car can't drop soot artifact in car ashtray car lazy people smoke while driving smoking smoke-free soot
mad how quickly bald and bankrupt's noncing was memoryholed
>>199095307is she Asian?
>>199095307I just shag yours
*tries to fuck the memoryhole*
>>199095498grow up
What's for brekkie, /brit/ain? Oats and OJ, here.
the game is not wrong
>>199095489>bald and bankrupt's noncingproofs?
>>199095498done him
Rorke done a number on leftypol
elastic flying scald clothes
>>199095518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDf2lrMIoU
cakey poo clinging to my bumhairs
Rorkes posting about his dingleberries again
*pushes you against the wall*hmmm, me likey
>>199095595stop get off me*feigns resistance*
What happens if you reply to a post that hasn't happened yet>>199095699
My toilfu saw my page of cats i had been drawing all day and she was laughing at them she said they were cute and i started blushing and then she said she would come talk to me next week
mad how fat people just keep living almost seems like im missing out on eating as much tasty food as i want and being kept alive by my resilient body and the nhs
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