Evolution edition
>>199118201Bit fucking early, lad
Rorke's been done in here
>>199118201BASED
These people are daft
>>199118201is that richard dawkins 2nd on the left giving a lecture on evolution?
brining back a classic gimmick lads feel free to post "WHERE ARE YOU GIMMICK LAD" and will reply to your post letting you know I'm still here
Just can't believe that Lithuanian-Britons face so much dissemination and don't get an officially government recognised status like BAME.
>>199117168>French style union laws banning flexible workingLet's hope so but unlikely.Throttle the bourgeoisie.
I love indiaLove from lithuania
draft all the pale clappers into prisons
>>199118259what 10 cans of stella and a pack of winnie blues does a mf
>>199118259howling
Mad how old the names in Song For Whoever are now
>>199118259im getting the word....
>>199118191Cope on
does your local pub do a psychic night?
Lads, cans status? Might crack one open now even if it's a bit early
wonder how many IQ points I've knocked off in the past year due to heavy drinking and weed seshes
>>199118275lmao resentful little mong
>>199118328Cans
gf put me on a diet last year and i started working out a few months ago, getting noticeably muscular now and confidence is peakingreckon shes made the mistake of her life because shes getting replaced by the lengest thing i can find this summer
>>199118315aye. told me I'm going to get hit by a silver car on thursday.
So many Palestine flags at glasto, even though this is the same type of shit that Hamas attacked lel
>>199118340Parasite tarq who loves zero hours contracts
all the lonely peoplewhere do they all belong?
>>199118259loool that drug reference ! ! XD
>>199118328on the second, had a northern monk and now on the hobgoblin ipashould be all for tonight to pace my can usage through the weekend
>>199118332my potential brain damage? mandy/eccies/weed every weekend for two months
>>199118389dicksplash cockwomble arsetit
>>199118328on the bokkles if they count lad just finished number 3 x
>>199118380All in the same room
>>199118201my undertaker will destroy him at summerslam
suddenly dawning on me i don't think I've ever met a welsh cuntquite mad
>>199118353Good lad>>199118392Problem with ipas is they're too strong for what they are. Prefer the normal lager and more cans since they're lovely>>199118418Bokkles count so good lad, as do spirits, wine and non-alcohol
>>199118370That's not what flexible working means
was really hoping to put my willy in a vagina tonight, but the woman has stopped messaging on tinder. a damn shame.
I'm pro whatever causes as much pain, misery, anguish and chaos among the bourgeoisie as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO58cby5-cs
>>199118449spent a week in wales years back, all i remember how expensive the ciggies were
>>199118449you're missing out
>>199118201British people fuck with the WWE too?
>>199118447Based photo
Voting History:>2015: UKIP>2016: Leave>2017: Labour (constituency was them or LibDems)>2019: Conservative>2021 (Local): Conservative>2024: Reform
>>199118477Let's see your text game lad
That yank president debate was depressing
>>199118546Biden won
rorke spotted at woke international airport
>>199118476Yeah it is lol, it's their euphemism for it.And they continue to grow as British capitalism declines, creating misery for the workers.https://www.lancaster.ac.uk/lums/research/news/new-analysis-reveals-uk-continues-to-fall-behind-rest-of-world-as-zero-hour-contracts-reach-record-numbers-and-its-young-people-bearing-the-brunt
>>199118519Only ever voted Tory except some council election or something where there was ranked voting and then it was Tory/Reform. Reform for me this time obvs tho
>>199118536not gonna post here, but she messaged me first with "you have gorgeous eyes" and the money-covering-its-eyes emoji
Grim how much linguistic diversity these islands once had. I mean at one point you had>English>Norman French>Old Norse>Welsh>Cornish>Cumbric>Early Scots>Gaelic>PictishAll spoken around the same century. Now its just all English and a few villages that speak Gaelic or Welsh.
Grinding on a bbc
>>199118449hey who do you called a cunt mate
worried im becoming an alcy every night im like hmm why not get the drinks in theyll make the tunes more fun
asuka
>>199118519for me it's>2010: Lib Dem>2015: Conservative>2017: Labour>2019: Labour>2024: Green
stuck a cheeky bet on lads
>>199118599Picts spoke Gaelic
>>199118599plenty of languages spoken in urban areas
>>199118622
>>199118599knew a bloke called Norman French once. was a right wrongun
>>199118609Billy Corgan looking good
>>199118536Should have said 'yes send a pic of the cunt' and when she does reply with 'that's your pussy, I mean the cunt as in you, you're being the cunt'
>>199118623chuckled irl
>>199118519Me>2011 (Local): Conservative>2015: UKIP>2016: Leave>2017: Spoiled ballot>2019: Spoiled ballot>2024: Reform
>>199118622Going the wrong way mate
>Man seen allegedly choking a child at a Sunny Isles Beach park bonds out of jail
>>199118546Yep. Trump just spouted lie after lie while uneducated mutts lapped it up.
>>199118398Imagine the smell
Check Your Head
cute black woman in the Question Time audience
>>199118634Nope they spoke pictish
>>199118642Immigrants since the 1960s living in council flats arent like unique ethnicities and nations of old carved out in their own little corner of the island. Plus they all speak English too.
>>199118643
>>199118687Why do we have gaelic inscriptions in pictish lands then
>>199118659Good lad
>>1991185192015 - Labour2016 - Leave2017 - Labour2019 - Labour2021 - Communist2024 - Probably not bothering
>>199118659>Spoiled ballotwhat's the point thoughwhy not stay home?did you do something silly and draw a swastika or a cock?
>>199118495clapton regular
Haven't registered to vote so I don't get called in for jury duty
>>199118573Literally untruehttps://www.gov.uk/flexible-working
>>199118398this is how lil timmy copes, fantasising that pale tings are just as racist as him, but actually they're not and in reality she's smiling on her way to Clapton
>>1991185192010: Conservative2015: UKIP2016: Brexit2017: Conservative2019: Conservative2024: Lib Dem or GreenCOVID radicalised me desu
>>199118706that'll be due to the gaelicisation of scotland where the irish shagged the picts into extinction
>>199118519>2005 communist>2010 lib dem>2015 lib dem>2017 didnt vote>2019 didnt vote>2024 reform
>>199118706Ruling Gaelic elite over Britonnic speaking nativesWe also have P Celtic inscriptions from Pictish lands
>>199118741Jury duty seems like weird luckBeing called onto a murder case would be madtal
>>199118715Spoiled ballot is only marginally less effective than any other vote
>>199118599English was the best language so it won.
>>199118682Remember when there was a bizarre controversy over Fiona Bruce calling an audience member a "black man" and they made her apologise for it
>>199118706The gaels weren't always there, they came in and took the pictish lands
>>199118792Weird freak>>199118784Did you troon out during lockdown?
watching Platoon no spoilers
>>199118802It's just boring and I had to do 3 cases in 2 weeks
>>199118721>>199118773
>>199118750Fact check. Wrong.https://uk.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/zero-hour-contract>A zero-hour contract (ZHC) is a flexible work agreement that does not guarantee a set number of work hours for employeesIt's the ultimate form of "flexibility" since it means capitalists can discard or summon workers whenever needed, any workers have no regularity.
BBC.
>>199118519>2019: brexit party stands down last minute so spoil ballot>2024: get told not to vote by nigehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719600223943272.webmthe state of it
>>199118829big clapper
>>199118857love the weather service they provide
>>199118400mdma fucked my brain up as a teenager
>>199118829thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40T0znKwgwg
>>199118829ah she's got lymphedema too a lot of that going around now
>>199118741jury duty can be very grim, especially if its a peadophile case where the defendent has recorded themselves raping children and the prosecution is made to watch it
Anyone who voted Conservative in 2010-2019 is a criminal responsible for Britain's current state
wrongun detector going mental
>Fact check. Wrong.
>>199118866he's got to say this though ladyou know he's got to
for me it would have to be the boobies
>>199118930i hate the middle class so much
>>199118904Eh? Did that happen to you like?
>a spider spinning its web for an weary foe
>>199118930>abolish prisonswhy do they think this is a good idea
>>199118952and the bookies
am not a fan of the singular they was reading something earlier and it kept being used to refer the same guy
>>199118904*if the jury is made to watch it
>>199118768Lloyds comes through
i went on a solo pub crawl in Darlington because I have no friends
>>199118855Not the same thing as "flexible working"
grans been on the ket again
speed picking up girls in belgium. that BBC effecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDr3gD28tlg
>>199118810just spoken by the most peoplefrench only ever by the aristocracythe celts only held on to the coastal westnorse was just a vestige of the viking daysEnglish was going to become the most prominent language in the British Isles the moment Alfred won at Edington
website idea: ratemylog where you rate other people's toilet logs
>>199118931>he's got to say this though ladactually it was completely unnecessary
>>199119005did she khole on the stairlift?
>>199119005took lots of ket for the first time at the weekend, only ever did a bit for the "drunk" feeling last timewas tripping out my fucking nut and was completely immoblised. we were in my mates living room and only three of us but I could have sworn I was in a nightclub with like 50 people there.also thought I died at one point.Mental stuff
>>199119009black people be like this white girl is fineeee she a 10/10
>Watching the YouTube shorts>Scroll past sponsored advert short>Next non-sponsored short is just a drop shipping advert>Short after that is from a business that sells carpet rakes
>>199118992Nice. But I think companies that wait to pay you until the very last friday are wronguns
Business idea: make a local club called 'The Thinkers' but really, it'll be about the drinkers of cans
>>199118896what the fuck is this piece of shit
>>199119005Ha ha .. Limmyesque humour ..
>>199118904i was a paralegal assistant when i was 20 and i kept getting put on nonce caseshad to watch an hour interview with some bloke, looked like he was quite a hard man without sounding like a weirdo, but it was an hour spent detailing his grooming and eventual rape by some nonce whose in prison for the rest of his lifeid only been there 2 weeks, i was in right shock, then my cunt manager starts moaning at me because i wasnt available for a teams call because i was taking notes for the triali quit a week later. blog over
>>199119009hahah shieeeed
iaaptrc
>>199119070i cant stand watching shorts because you have to watch the whole thing again if you saw something and want to pause on it
>>199119080i'm convinced gentlemen's clubs need to make a comeback
>>199119064cawt dayum she hot as fuck hope she thick wit da bootymeat
>>199119009how the FUCK did speed get so big?I don't understand zoomers at ALLThought I'd have to at least wait for my 30th birthday to start feeling like an old man
>>199119070i finally cucked and bought premium for 17 quid a monthwas definitely worth it. i watch a lot of youtube and quite long videos when I do. So nice to be able to just chill and not be interrupted by annoying ads with booming music, jump cuts, and people dancing while some american women tells me to buy their product.
>>199119062ket gets proper trippy and psychedelics at high doses. very interesting substance
>>199119107>my cunt manager starts moaning at meh-hot
that's the way the cookie crumbles
>>199118866You can set aside whatever fight you're having for the moment by telling her it's a show where hot button political issues are supposed to be brought upWhen Nigel Farage goes on a show with 4 women I don't think he went there to just patronize them with his opinions. Probably meant to be a platform where people yell over eachother for 10 minutes and somebody walks away with a message that's vaguely political
>>199119152>was definitely worth it. i watch a lot of youtube and quite long videos when I doGet a clue
Yes, it's me, winner of the annual Smelliest Bedroom competition 2014-2021. Form an orderly queue, I will be signing autographs for the next hour. There will be merchandise on sale. Mugs, posters, t-shirts, pens, and of course the trademark nose plugs.
>>199118971They wouldn't have to face the consequences of it and they despise the people that would
lads do you reckon its a good idea to hand-wash a feather pillow in the bath?
how the fuck does google maps decide how long a walk takes? 1.5 miles is 35 minutes and 2.3 miles is 55 minutes. how the fuck does that work?
>>199119137crazy innit. if you're loud and black you can make millions streaming any old shit on youtube
>>199119180i like posts like these
>>199119128Rather women who drink myseflLads tend to be boring fucks or else kick off too fastWomen who drink for the sake of drinking I find are very nice
>>199118866Was meant for>>199118853
>>199119203Takes a while to get up to top speed x
leftypol HATES this
>>1991192031 mile is ~20 minutes which is usually pretty spot on for me
>>199119158I would definitely take it again. I was drunk already before taking so maybe that had an effect. After I stopped feeling the effects I felt much more happier and at peace. Like my head had been sorted out.
Right Wing Goon Cave Squads
Dadberg asking me if I'm watching England with him on SundayMe giving him the 'we'll see'
>>19911915217 quid seems ridiculous. Wouldn’t pay a penny over 12 desu
>>199119233this is transphobic.
>>199119252Wish you'd overdose next time you boring cunt
If you're so funny why are you on your own tonight?
>>199119254You might regret saying no one day
>>199119211truewe need more women in here
People who "work" at home most of the time are lazy and this will be banned in communism.
>>199119233hateful science, needs to be reworked
>Holly Willoughby kidnap plot trial: Moment Gavin Plumb is arrested shown in courtWasn't very interesting videothis was his flat>Plumb told jurors his weight started to fluctuate from the age of 13, which "really affected my mental health" because he could not play sport and was often put "in the friend zone" with girls.>He told jurors once released he spent 99.9% of his life online, communicating with others about gaming, football and "normal fantasy chat" but it was "completely different" to the "dark" material he later shared.He has a previous kidnapping charge when he took two 16 year old girls at his workplace hostage. He said he did it so he could do to jail so his gf would break up with him.
>>199119254Watch it lad, imagine the scenes when England gets knocked out by fuckifn Slovakia
>>199119307ktim£42k to ping some emails around
Kennedy Supremacy.
>>199119321grimhow can you get to 37 and live like that
>>199119307Stay mad wealthlet
>>199118866I've just watched this and decided that I am no longer voting for Reform
jay slater is still alive
>>199119307No it won't because communism will never happen again because it's retarded.
>>199119252i've never done it booze with ket but i can imagine the effects. it's not my favourite substance ever, but it was definitely an experience. in regards to your heightened mood, i hear they are treating depression with ketamine these days.
>>199119323Won't happen, they're going all the way without playing anyone decent
>>199119064she's cute and he made sure to check her age so you know she's getting that BBC tonight
>>199119333Is 42k your gross salary or your net? What's your net?
haven't had any dinner can't be arsed to cookI laughed at that lad last night who bought a gousto box thinking it was a ready meal and ended up having to cook the entire thing himself and was seething this is my karma
stop pretending to be black
>>199119394she's mid!
>>199119343He's a freak with a dead worm in his brain
>>199119152why not just get a chrome adblock extension?bizarre
>>199119399Starve then, we don't give a fuck Not your social media platform
>>199119396why
>>199119253The biggest threat to american democracy
>>199119203because it's how it works?It's math, lad35 minutes = 1.5 miles1 minute = 0.04 miles0.04 * 55 = 2.3~
Taking my Rorke for a walk
>>199119423i'm in this rape game for daughta and dis all real baby this is how we do
>>199119394get mental help you actual spastic freak
>>199119459i know you're new here lad you can just say blog on you remember what blogs are? they're the things that were popular before twitter and the like
>>199119503>t. 47 year old judge dredd cosplaying alcoholic who lives with his mam
need a new jobno idea what i want to do
Got the Sugababes on
>nearly 5 hour of some literal who nigger walking around Belgiumif you think I’m even watching a second of that, mong
>The court heard Plumb has no driving licence or access to a car and so said he wouldn't have been able to get to her house, while his weight at the time - up to 30 stone - meant he would be more likely to trip over a small step than scale the high boundary wall.The I'm too fat to be dangerous defence might save him
>>199119551reckon the police would be fun going round arresting people but i wouldn't pass the background check
Not him but I'm on about 65k gross, 48k net for a WFH jobProbably only do a days worth of proper work per week lol
>>199119484Who the fuck walks 2 miles an hour?
>>199119551Machine Operator
>female: acts remotely polite towards a black person>black people: ayo she wan dat bbc bruh see the way she aint even threaten to call 12 on me damn
>>199119583im on 38k/y slaving for a christian cult
>The Dutch volleyball federation (Nevobo) said Van de Velde, 29, was "proving to be an exemplary professional and human being and there has been no reason to doubt him since his return".
>>199119382how does it compare to acid? if you have ever tried
im not even bothering applying for a job right now. if im gonna die an incel whats the point? honest questioni've been putting far more work into life than what i get out of it. no more. give me peace
My gross salary is £34k. My net salary is £27k. Is this respectable at the age of 28?
>>199119623What do you mean?
Siobhan still looking peng
>>199119624think at this point you just have to go over and beat the fuck out of him mid-game, dont you?
>>199119380Far more sane than working to enrich capitalists
>>199119624lil timmy should know his place
>>199119653do you want Trump to win since he wont back Ukraine?
>>199119654brown gimp
>>199119640Honestly, no
>>199118866Actions speak louder than words.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyiSk8Rjc8
>>199119640No
>>199119583what do you do lad? just hit the £50k mark as a wfh chad and can only really see management at the £65k level in my industry which i cba with. mad how people had to toil down mines getting copd for peanuts back in the day and we just sit on our arses at home "working"
birds be like when rorke approaches them
>>199119530Even if true, he'd still be less weird and gross than you. Fucking embarrassment.
>>199119592I usually walk to work and it's about 4.5 kilometers and takes about an hour but I walk slowly
im 26 on 26k.
>>199119653Get a better job, retard Not difficult, you just need to get off your lazy arse and spend less time obsessing over judeo-socialism
>>199119696this. I do bugger all apart from a few remote access and emails all day. Its a disgrace honestly what I'm getting away with.
>>199119304lovely
can't believe it https://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1805206968988045813
>>199119696Business analyst pal
acting unwise
>>199119727mad. takes me about 25 minutes to do 3k.
Nige just started on Question Time
>>199119551get that lorry driven
>>199119625very different experiences. i went deep with acid, and probably wouldn't do it again. ketamine had that introspection but it didn't feel as forced and deconstructive as acid did. acid had me losing my sense of self and thinking i understood reality. ketamine felt like a light trip by comparison. maybe more ket would give you a more intense experience though.
>>199119653People work to earn money, and they generally get what their labour is worth. Until entitled mongoloid bootlickers butt in between employer and employee to impose their envious and destructive bullshit and drag us all down to the level of the lowest because that's where they are.
longest you've stayed awake on drugs? About 5 days for me when l used to deal mephedrone
>>199119782he's a fat alcoholic mong though
how do i get a cushy wfh job then? what do i search for?
>Mark Meechan (pronounced [miːkæn]) (born 19 October 1987[1]) is a Scottish YouTuber, comedian,[5] and former candidate for the European Parliament.[6][7] He uses the pseudonym Count Dankula.roaring
>>199119774Hope everything works out for the best, mate.
>>199119828started the sesh 4pm friday finished it 4pm saturday
>>199119782Like I said, I walk slow, ladIf I rush to work then I do about 40 minutes for the 4.5
>>199119828can barely do one all nighter, maybe in the speed days
>>199119814Workers are paid less than what we produce, that's why capitalists are wealthy. Capitalists drag the working class down everyday and there's no incentive to work harder since it just means capitalists take the profits.
>>1991198283 daysCould not do any longer than that, the hallucinations would drive me psychotic after a while
Lads, decided this college thing isn't for meGoing to keep my cushy job and probably ride it out till I die in it and give all my money to /brit/ for the cans and bokkles
>>199119828could only ever do a single all-nighter and felt like absolute shite. don't believe people stay up that long
>>199119740Try working for a living and not being a Aryan pornpilled capitalist.
Love alcohol me. Truly a gift from God. There are few feelings that compare to downing a beer. Maybe only shagging compares. I feel absolutely euphoric.
shh nige is on
Catberg's fallen asleep right on the middle of my bed
>>199119906i left college with BDE(E)if i can suffer two years then im sure that you canended up with a first class degree but thats by the by
>>199119885Only in an autistic jewish retard's interpretation of value
blacked from like 2014-17 was such kino, what happened?
>>199119648that recently happened in USA
>>199119754couple spear chuckin brethren hiding in the bushes
>>199119947Don't even need, thoI'm already making enough and own a house that's paid offJust tried college for the fun and found it boring as fuck with the assignmentsFelt like I was back at school
>>199119919Wait until you find out about illicit drugs
>>199119674>Trump to win since he wont back Ukraine?pahaha>>199118997It's the definition of it. "Flexible" working means jobs like zero hour ones.Capitalists obviously love it because it means they can dispose of workers at the drop or a hat and workers have no regularity or rights.
>>199119913Why?Utterly non-sensical not to get a better jobYou're not ACTUALLY retarded, are you?
>>199119919*raises bottle*cheers lad
>>199119958Greg Lansky left after they were bought by Vixen Media Group and they didn't continue his vision
got no snacks in
>>199119949OK Aryan, tell capitalists that when they're calculating wages lol
Watching glastoAnne Marie become such a 4/10 fat cow lmao
my job? putting on the euromillions twice a week
nige has been done here desu
JOE BIDEN. WAKE UP. JOE BIDEN. 9/11.
>>199119980well i don't know what to tell you then
the cronem texting fresh blonde dolls lil timmy texting an escort and left on read
better jobs haven't existed since 2018
>>199119814>and they generally get what their labour is worth.no they do not
>>199120057cunt doesnt know if its new york or new year
>>199119986>pahahaexplain
Technology is getting more advanced yet we need to work harder than ever before and we also need millions of immigrants
>>199120057Get in, Jack. We're going to ice cream joint.
>>199120068Not trueIn most cases people are vastly overpaid propping up businesses that simply do not even need to exist
Farage on Question Time is an utter car crashAudience laughing at him
>>199120032Give us a little 101 on wage variation in the USSR :)
I'm voting for 中国共产党. Fuck Genocide Keir and his bunch.
Literally all they had to do was have a candidate that can form a sentence yet they persist with an 81 year old man with dementiaNow we have to deal with Trump who is senile and a literal Russian puppet >Not British cultureEurope is fucked if Trump is elected
>>199120046ridiculous that this is now the music that's on at Glastonbury
lefty bint telling Farage we would be NOTHING without our rich history of immigration
>>199120175>Europe is fucked if Trump is electedwhat did trump do last time he was president?
>>199120175I'm looking forward for the collapse of America so we get out of NATO
>>199120221>>199120221>>199120221when ready
might buy some gay porn
>>199120175>Trump who is senile and a literal Russian puppetwho told you this, he might give more weapons to kill russhits than sleepy joe
>>199120136dont cry when the working class of the west that have have had all their jobs and industry outsourced to china, india etc suddenly vote in populist candidates offering protectionism then
>>199120175Funny how Trump is a Russian puppet even though Russia didn't get bigger under Trump, unlike under Obama and Biden
>>199119885If you're not paid enough to compensate you then you can get a better job, assuming you can demonstrate that your labour is worth more than you're getting.Are North Koreans paid what their labour is worth? No, they're slaves, like all workers under communism. They're paid only what they need, and they're worked as much as possible. If they could move to a capitalist country, they'd be paid more. But they don't. Do you know why? Because if they try to escape, they'll be shot. That is a slave. If you want to live like that there's nothing stopping you from going to North Korea. Most people, sane, reasonable people, don't.
>>1991198285 days, 4 nights. no food, no sleep. fucked me right up.
>>199120303the working class of the west does not exist anymore
>>199120368clearly it does and has an impact politically. look at the rust belt in america or the post-industrial norf or wales in this country.
>>199120068Compared to everyone getting the same amount? Yeah in a free market people generally get the job that roughly matches their skill and effort to their pay. If someone is too underpaid, they can quit or negotiate their wages. If someone is overpaid, they'll get a pay cut, or the sack, or the business will fail.Sure it'd be nice in theory if everyone got paid a million quid an hour, but in practice that wouldn't work. People create wealth at different levels. There should be a minimum for everyone, but putting everyone on the same wage is ridiculous and unfair, and the only way you can impose that is by force. Hence the high walls of communist slave states guarded by men with guns.
>>199120605it's a naive assumption that businesses will pay employees what their labour is worth and not exploit them in the name of profit. also as i touched on earlier, if a business stops being as profitable domestically, companies will simply outsource their labour to developing markets and exploit the workforce there rather than pay domestic workers with rights and unions a fair wage, because that would cut into their profit margins.
>>199119152Just watch it on brave browser?
>>199119624>She was 12Grim
