Chinatown, London edition
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Look forward to the day the NHS dies
>>199136557there's a place that does extremely good pork buns
mad how nice a piece of buttered toast can be
>>199136594What's it called?
got an interview for a summer temp "stock replenisher" position via a temp agencythings looking up for me
Did you exchange a walk on part in the warFor a lead role in a cage
Olivier Rioux (born February 2, 2006) is a Canadian basketball player. Guinness World Records declared him the tallest teenager in the world in 2021, when aged 15 at 7 ft 5 in (2.26 m).[1] Now, 7 ft 9 in (2.36 m), Rioux committed to play for the Florida Gators.
>>199136594i do your mother's 'pork bun' extremely well
ohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itohm it's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does it
has anyone ever seen toby off of thomas the tank engine and david jason in the same room? I think not
>>199136618lad has a shagger buildhe's fat of course, but he has shagger energy to his low IQ body. This man shags.
>>199136628he's a big guy
just noticed that my shirt is inside out
>>199136661that's just cheating
>>199136618looks like one of those lithuanians who lives a solitary life in east hull, sleeping by day and working at the paki shop by night
>>199136653Man got that 3 final notice letters for child support coming in at the same time vibe
>>199136643fuck off
>>199136661god thats so stupid. literally breaks the game. why isn't there a height limit for basketball
Wish I had some tendies with bbq sauce. Utterly scranless atm
>>199136668that looks like it sucks
All my poos smell like tuna. Haven't even eaten any tuna since last Tuesday. Bizarre.
>>199136643bit rude isn't it
>>199136687typed with diaphonously pale fingers
>fuck off
*diaphanousfuck's sake
>>199136713creepy lookingwonder what she looks like without the makeup
>>199136514It's with either that or let them be lured away by slimy private healthcare providers in the US and Australia who want to profit from illness.
>>199136718yes well that's really neither here nor there is it
>>199136603"Lin Lin Crepes", it's like straight ahead of you as you walk in. I also recommend the Kowloon bakery for their egg tarts x
wonder what they're thinking
>>199136734Stupid place to put a basketball court.
>>199136744Think a Marfans would have a different opinion on height limits than whatever you are
>>199136763feel like the lad was slightly less insane and strung along by his infatuation for her
scary stuff
why are they still going on about this jay slater gimpwho careshe's dead get over it
Rank em
>>199136788mfs really be like ayo how u know I been turkey recently??
>>199136784
>>199136618>newports>only $8 a packI'll take a carton please
voting labour is committing mass suicide
>>199136807corr spaffcorr chebs
>>1991367994132
>>1991367994, 2, 1, 3
>>1991367994123 every other answer is wrong
just noticed a stain on the shirt ive been wearing for 4 days ffs how long has it been there?
>>1991367992 4 1 3
can't wear a hoody that doesn't have a zipped front
>>1991367994 1 2 3 1 would be my pick THOUGH.
>JK Rowling says David Tennant is part of ‘gender Taliban’ after trans rights support
>>199136799for me it's 1 3 2 4
>>199136875they're much less aesthetic than pullover hoodies thoughbeit
>picking 1 over 2lol fucking mongs
>>199136740Or pay them the equivalent amount they'd get overseas, because that's what the market has determined their labour is worth. Daft commie.
impossibe to be happy with a micropenisevery hobby just feels like cope(i'm 2 inches erect)
>>199136825Will they run the headline It's The Sun Wot Fucked It
who is deano voting for this election?
>>1991368851 has really pretty eyes4 is a magazine bimbo. good for a quick tug and that's it
i like to see women perform degrading and ridiculous sex acts
look man I like JK Rowling, she's a milf and those Harry Potter books were great, and I think the whole troon business is as insane as the next person, but just walk away from the screen homie on god close the laptop and enjoy your billions of pounds
wonder if i could date a woman who's is or is near the same height as me
>>199136878>No YOU are the Nazis
>>199136906deano doesn't vote
>>199136906labour
the so called summer
wonder if i could date a woman
>>199136920course you can lad we'll get you a little wooden box to stand on, jobs a good 'un
*Lures a competent UK trained doctor away with a right of private practice*
>>199136938uvh
being trans in illegal in Taliban's Afghanistan
>>199136931weve been done here
>>199136682>>199136687it's alright he's actually quite shit compared to top level players at his age, he's only a 3/4 star recruit in college so probs wont even get signed undrafted to an nba team and will probably not star for his college teamvictor wembanyama who just won rookie of the year after getting drafted #1 is the real gamebreaking cheat code player
>>199136885>4 Hot as shit but untrustworthy whore physiognomy, would always have to worry she's unsatisfied with you for not being gigachad>2 Evil HR roastie judgmental normcattle physiognomy >1 Lovely wife material. Would wear my unbuttoned flannel roasting marshmallows as we take a road trip and camp on the cheap
>>199136878She’s not wrongI have nothing against someone pretending they’re a different sex to the one they were born as. We all have one life, live it as you want. Same with religion. Not for me, but if you’ve heard the good news about Jesus dying for our sins or peace through submission to Allah or what have you, and it makes you happy, go for it.My issue is with the rest of us being forced to believe in your delusions. It’s like having to say Jesus is king or peace be upon him every time I mention Muhammad or something. If you believe you’re a different sex, that’s a you thing, don’t force me to believe. That’s taliban tier
>>199136938we should build this in every national park to house refugees
>>199136931The cool summer of 2024
>>199136952Ackshually in a lot of these traditional societies they're okay with you being trans as long as you've had bottom surgery
>>199136915>the laptopI like to think of her sitting at the ultimate battle station. 20 massive monitors. Multiple RGB keyboards. Phone charging station. Gamer chair (racing edition).
>>199136963multiple instances of carrying in these clips. basketball is a broken game
>>199136897They're already paid enough, private healthcare enables wealth for them based on exploiting the working class and screwing workers for money. They should be paid the average wage and not a penny more to weed out sociopaths.
>>199136993All for telling Xitter that Mermaids are worse than the 9/11 bombers
>>199136993probably just has a fully spec'd macbook£10,000 for 32GB ram and 1TB storage
>>199137025Ironic
The radical left is coming for my night cuppas
>>199136825Crank up those taxes
what a grey grim depressing dump this country is
Nearly replied to commiemong but then I remembered my three digit IQ and didn't
Older. Fatter. Balder.
>>199137025If the government seizes the means of production to prevent people from making money, then do you know what field these sociopaths will work in? Government. The last place you want them. You're talking about exploitation while saying doctors should be arrested if they try to leave the country you maniac.
>>199137075This sceptered isle...
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUG VOMIT
>>199137107*hymenoptera
>>199136963>victor wembanyama who just won rookie of the year after getting drafted #1 is the real gamebreaking cheat code playerand yet his team only won 22 out of 82 games while my team (the boston celtics) just swept in the NBA Finals and are world champions :)
>>199137086It's about the workers seizing the means of production. Capitalist traits such as greed and individualism will be eliminated. Emigres who want to abandon the state that raised, educated, fed and trained them for the promise of money elsewhere are scum and should be mercilessly hammered.
get me off this craphole island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LZqeGrEEfM
>>199137132fuck you.
>>199136816
might become a professional auditor
Pooing gay porn, me
>>199137157It goes, The Beatles >> Jesus of Nazareth >> Donald Trump
>>199137160
just don't get basketball desu
https://youtu.be/bjvVNyBTSP8
>>199137210it's like soccer but the better team almost always wins, so the champions are more legitimate
>>199137210it's a chance for white men to get sexually excited at the sight of athletic black men without being overtly gay, like most sports
india is hell on earth
had a shave and look like a mongcan't go outside for the week now
God I love the big red one can't remember it's name Cheap as fuck dimsum you always leave stuffed to the brim >>199136579God I love poochi
>>199137210very fun to play, fast paced, high scoring. Would be great to watch if it wasn't completely dominated by referees. In American football and basketball, there are fouls pretty much every play and it comes down to how the refs are feeling that day
>>199137210Like all team sports, it's a sublimation of the hunter/warrior instinct.
>>199137237What if I watch cricket? I don't get sexually excited by the sight of little indian fellas. For me it's about the numbers and the autism in my head likes calculating the required run rate to win a match and balancing that against the weather and the skills of the respective players. Gives me something to think about
>>199137237You watch sport to get sexually excited?
>>199137210it's football but further down the lines of analytics and sport science and therefore more broken
what is the punishment for this
Beautiful girlStay with meDo you want to go home?From doorway to doorwayStreet corner to cornerNeon ghosts in the cityAnd she saysStay with meStay with me
>>199137297take THIS!
>>199137297police officers get no respect these days it's a crying shame so it is
fucking belter of a kit from the japs
>>199137379what's Y-3
10am and I'm still in bed. Woke up at half seven which means I've been pratting about in bed on my phone for two and a half hours. Not right is it.
>>199137381RIP
you reckon ol' Joe is going to step down then or what?
>>199137405dno some adidas wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK9f4Mc1GxoAtheists melting down
>>199137405Japanese designer Yohji Yamamoto
i started learning welsh today
>>199137463They're waiting until the last minute so they can put whoever they want in without months of scrutiny. Then they'll rig the election and claim this new guy nobody's heard of got 100 million votes because he's so fresh and young and Trump is Hitler.
BIG burgers in my hands and then in my belly would be nice
>>199137489based
>>199137379is this shagger attire or freak garment?
>>199137526it's japanese
>>199137533cant wait to see 20 million more come in under labour
>>199137489Don't bother, useless peasant remnant like Ukrainian or Polish
would like to see a rocket launch IRL
cant stop saying bosh
>>199137553you are considered a far right extremist if you only want 20 million in
oh another dream where l'm back in school very original brain
>>199137556id rather learn the remnant of the true native british language alone in my room than learn to converse in zoomer ebonics outside in this shithole
>>199137463it's already written that joe is yeltsin in. he runs and wins but the long term impact is the emergence of american putin (aka american psycho aka gavin newsom)
Big fan of AMWFJust got better production values and camerawork innit
2AM. Woke up at midnight. Get back on the bottle or more green tea?
>>199137563You think there are others watching the simulation of us and thinking, oh look, they've got off their starter planet?
>>199137585got into an argument because somebody said japan should bring in 50 million filipinos and other immigrants to replace their working age population, but they refused to call it a replacement
>>199137275>>199137280rattled
beginning my 35 minute dilation session
Sweet baby Jesus, ooh, oh sweet baby Jesus,We made it in America
https://twitter.com/IrishPatri0t/status/1806853301192753309
>>199137661Imagine wasting 2.5 hours a day, every day for 2 years, and then every other day for the rest of your life. What employer is going to put up with that? Sorry, I can't be in this client meeting, I have to go and dilate. Madness
I want to meet my lover naturally, like in a bathroom.
cute girl opposite was watching me smoke in the garden until I caught her eye best start browsing for wedding rings online then
>>19913755320 milly?
>>199137688what a horrorshow the USA is
>>199137721what is showering
>>199137738you have no idea what we go throughsome americans havent had a gf in years
>>199137507ThisCan already tell this is going to happen and it's going to be proper gay
Ya see /brit/, in this industry, the fact of the matter is, it's about dimes.
>>199137739why are you showering 2.5 hours a day? mine is 15 minutes max
>>199137751>haven't had a girlfriend in five years>goes out with two black tranniesvirtue signalling is a mental illness
>>199137739They have to do it in the morning, afternoon and at bedtime. Showering is a 10 minute thing in the morning before work. Completely different
planning a trip to the garden centre to get a coir pole
>>199137757you never drew a dime in your life
>>1991377162012 was actually more farcical
Was driving round Merseyside and saw a lot of 'Vote Labour' signs in people's windowsGoing to be hilarious when Sir Keir decimates these working class mongs even more over the next decade. I swear this country deserves everything it gets.
steam summer salesteam summer sale
>>199137782
Another saturday hungover this has got to stop i must limit myself to a bottle of wine tonight
>>199137716remember when the big scandal surrounding romney was whether he strapped his dog to his car and it shat out the kennel? or that obama wore a tan suit?we didnt know how good we had it
>>199137810how will sir keir decimate the working class?
>>199137814Grim
>>199137831have red blotches all over my body from alcohol abuse me
Had no alcohol last night, stayed in and went to bed at 1am on fresh sheets Woke up today at 9am fresh and energised :)
Would just like to counter a transphobic canard before it gets mentioned by the /jazz/ freak, dilation is NOT permanent and the neovagina eventually heals open.Stop engaging in verbal murder, thank you.
>>199137840Line them all up in a row and ritualistically stab every 10th prole
>>199137840by being the continuation of Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher
Do we have any points of discussion planned for today then?
>>199137840You know every policy that would actually, in practice, help the poor and working class? Labour are going to do the opposite.
>>199137862medal's in the post boringlad
https://youtu.be/9UeGeKumLFg?si=Dg1VT8yq3ushEPAx
one of my earliest memories are of my dad lying on the floor next to a pile of sick quietly crying as my mum was kneeling down and hugging him and rubbing his headyears later found out he was an alcoholic and quit drinking that night
>>199137893done him right up his boring gay arse
>>199137893*hops around excitedly*
>>199137814maybe we should let islam take over
>>199137894catmong why are you on a mexican vpn
>>199137855Drinking every night? How much and how long?
>>199137905So traumatic bro are you alright? fucking poof wanker
>>199137905What a baby. I've been an alcoholic for 20 years and never cried about it once.
>>199137882the belgian 4x100m womens relay team
>>199137889Every policy that would actually, in practice, help the poor and working class is to be more like America. Just copy all of their policies wholesale. The average American is now twice as rich as the average Briton. Even to be poor in America is to live like a billionaire here. Huge detached house and several cars. It's mad how good they have it.
>>199137940would spaff inside all of them
>>199137872nice>>199137881based>>199137889good thing most people aren't working class anymore then?
having a woke wank
I find dogs so fucking annoying lately, I can't even tolerate the one I own. No self sufficiency, constantly making noise
AEW is a smark holding pen
>>199137940all ugly
>>199137951Rasheed
Drinking every noiteDrinking every noite
>>199137936>>199137938
>>199137592Welsh died out for a reason
>>199137967mum rescued an older female husky and she's like a cat how independent she is, only bothers when it's food or walk time dead quiet the rest
>>199137991its not died out though has it
>>199137967why are people so compelled to keep animalsneighbourstein lives in a flat. i saw their cat in the window all the time.randomly the cat has changed. they now have a ginger one. so the other cat presumably died and they immediately replace it. keeping an animal in a flat with no garden. weird behaviour.
Buying a jagCan't decide on colour, racing green is nice but it's a fancy model so the default colour is white
>>199137944American workers don't live like that lolThey live in poverty
>>199137905my bf had to comfort me once after i vommed everywheredidnt quit drinking though lmao actually might grab some cans cause the cats are playing soon
REMINDER: we get 700,000 net immigrantation per year and 90% of them are MENWhich means: every year, the male:female ratio becomes increasingly unbalanced. we're already at the point where there's literally MILLIONS more men than women in this country.you not only have to compete with every native British person to get a wife, but you also have to compete with MILLIONS of foreign men, too.There simply isn't enough women to go around. There are millions of men in thsi country right now who have NO CHANCE of finding a life partner, simply because there aren't enough women to go around.If the economic arguments about mass migration don't make you mad, then perhaps the prospect of being alone for the rest of your life because the woman who was supposed to marry you got married to Abdul instead.
>>199138042u gay?
>>199138039Poor people in America have a house and a car and that. Poor people here live in social housing and get the bus everywhere
>>199138026What colour would you say this is? Powder blue?
>>199138045Women aren't going to marry Abdul lolI mean he may rape your future wife and you'll be stuck raising his kid, but it's a bit much to expect a woman without baggage in this day and age
>>199138045ok rorke
how has this jf even found /brit/ and why hasn't he fucked off yet
>>199138045good point well made
>>199138076Yeah that's the colour the default comes in 3k extra for racing green for whatever reason the gay cunts Then I'm going to have to shop it to get all the electronics taken out so I won't get fucked by insurance berg
>>199138043phhhhhhhhhhhoaaar
>>199137967Normalise punting dogs imo
interpol went to shit after antics
>>199138114I think that's a bit much
>interpol went to shit after antics
I can't afford a car as I have no job.Have thought about purchasing a bicycle but I am too nervous to go to the bike shop.
>>199138059There's slums, projects and poverty in America, go to Appalachia or Mississippi or LA
got the george michael on
>>199138118strange language
It's way too lateTo be this locked inside ourselvesThe trouble isThat you're in love with someone elseIt should be meOh, it should be me
>>199138026Hope you crash tarq x
>>199138105>3k extra for racing greenmentali'd get a second hand classic one rather than a brand new one that needs working onis a classic jag more than a brand new one? can't be
del GATO
>>199138147Black people. We don't have them at that level. If we did what America does, we could be far more successful
god i wish i had a decent paying job
>>199138059they have public buses in America, usually with 80% inner city blacks on them
>>19913795190% of Britain is proletarian
Despise how concupiscent the average zogbot is, all memes on the topic of flesh. Vulgar animals.
Just fell asleep sleeping on the office chair and started dreaming within 2 seconds
>>199138163Tried to get an xjrInsurance was 30k a year Have to buy new since I live in londonstan so insurance is fucked
>>199138183ktim
>>199138172Appalachia isn't black people, it's white people who lost their factories to China and got flooded with fentanyl.
mum just lost her job at hmp wandsworth
concupiscent your mums arse mate lmao
>>199138172this is the yank on a vpn/proxy
>>199138191at least half the country owns their own home, so no, they are not working class
>>199138203punted that poindexter into outer space
>>199138200is that the place in True Detective?
what does ktim mean?i am slow and only clocked what FOY meant the other day
>>199138197why's the insurance like that? because they reckon it'll get nicked?
>>199138203Nonsensical utterance>>199138218He did no such thing
>>199138230"kek, this is me"
easiest money I've ever made
>>199138224Dunno, only saw the first episode. Probably.
>>199138183god I wish I had a job
>>199138235Old car breaks down a lotParts aren't common And I'm young I even have private parking thanks to a garage down the road from me offering it But still I can get fucked so everything I have to commute out of London I have to take a train like a fucking peasant
Current voting intentions
He's behind me, isn't he?
>>199138284Crazy how you're voting for Labradors
shaving is so tediousif i could choose, i would choose to never grow beard hair
might start reading the bible from the new testament. the old testament is just so long and boring
I don't have a job, don't have mates, don't have a girlfriend, don't have a house, don't have a car, don't have hobbies, don't have a life, but it is very important that I not kill myself apparently.
>>199138314just take estrogen
>>199138314just grow a beard like every other bland male does these days
>>199138278london deffo isn't for me, but if you can afford a new jag you're obviously doing something right
old Testament is hecking based like marvel movies
>>199138315Here's a list of the most cited books.
>>199138324ktim except the job part
>>199138314I think the mega rich get laser treatment.Like there's no way Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos are spending 10 minutes every day shaving.
>>199138339It's for noneBurn this city to the ground
recommend games on steam summer sale
No, l wont be watching Deadpool 3
for me it's when blokes with beards have shaved their cheeks and necks so the beard looks painted on looks so tacky
>>199138324omg me
Rorke running straight to the door bell section in B&Q and annoying the entire store by smashing all the buttons while his parents argue in the lights section
>>199138324ktim but i'll still end up making it
>>199138343You mean those are the most cited in every other Bible book?
>>199138315when you're familiar with the new testament parts of the old will jump out at you so it's not a bad idea to start with itdefinitely read proverbs and the psalms though
clean shavenalways
always makes me laugh how you see young people on public transport mewingcan just see their face muscles moving weirdly as their jaw juts out awkwardly like a habsburg like bro you're just going to get bruxism and fuck up your bite
>>199138324ktim except for the no hobbies and no life part
Should I volunteer in Africa for a small pay from United Nations
>>199138390Just in general, culturally and literarily.
>>199138324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiTwf45cH6M
tried to make friends using bumble bff, but they're all gay fellas on that app. or weirdos. just open it up and the first lad has 'asmr' listed in his interests. like really? cmon.
>>199138396Mewing is Nietzschean
>>199138396I mew my fat stomach whenever I pass by a cute girl
>>199138314i used to be the same when i used a double edged safety razorsuch a faffthen i got a cheap one of these (pic related)just run it over my face once every few daysthe annoying part is cleaning it because it smells like feet after a day or two for some reasonyou can just put a bit of washing up liquid on the blades, turn it on, run a bit of water over it and put the lid on and turn it upside down so it's whizzing around in soapy water for a few minuteschuck some water on your face and in 5-10 minutes you're doneyou can do other stuff while using it as well because there's no risk of cutting yourself
>>199138396You've never seen this, just made it up. Doubt you ever go outside at all if I'm honest.
>>199138428smart trainers them mate
>>199138428forgot my pic didn't iwhat a DICKHEAD
>>199138430dunelm
>>199138210A home isn't an instrument of production. And anyway, home ownership is declining.
>>199138430I only speak truths
homo erectus... hehe
*starts sucking black dick*
>>199138446done yourself
>>199138490>>199138490>>199138490
Any Cotswolds men in?
