British sitcoms edition
What's the ugliest accent in the English language?
What do you reckon to this tinder pic?
>>199169286southern American accent
>>199169286If you're going by any accent then it's indian, if you mean by native white accents then probably one of those faggy American ones like Californian.
>>199169260too earlyyou need to relax
>>199169288have a sneaking suspicion that this isnt actually you
>>199169286redditus americanus
bought to eat a pack of mcvities lads
>reddit thread on American/British couples and their struggles>every couple is British man/American woman
Lorry.
>>199169320the way it should be :)
>>199169320Yank bitches be thirsting for the BB(ritish)C
>>199169320british women are gross man
Dadberg went from>As Christians we should support Israel because they're God's chosen peopleto>The Jews worship Moloch and they want to create a one world governmentover the last couple years
remember owl city
>>199169345Nah, there's loads of pretty ones.
>>199169347opposite happened to me.
>>199169347the second one is true
People with a low amount of education tend to commit the majority of crime. This is why I avoid anyone without at least an undergraduate degree
>>199169359
>>199169347My Dad is Irish Catholic and you'll occasionally hear his spicier opinions when he's had a few drops of the pure.
my dadberg or family arent christian freaks so they dont care about israel
Tom Hardy plays Bane too comically to be taken seriously as a villain
housesitting sisterbergs house and she has no can operner so i cant eat my beans
>>199169347based
>>199169389Atheists worship obese black women
this picture is the prettiest she's ever looked
best movies when steaming?
>>199169423Under the cabinet, where the plates are. It flips down.
https://youtu.be/rmenD5-_trY?si=V1IXR2HB8pV7d5J1Blumming birds
>>199169477>that hairline thinning
>>199169477rare tranny webm that is actually funny
>>199169423You can open a can of beans with a knife. You just stab through the lid and then you cut it out. I used to do this when I lived in the woods.
>>199169488fucking hell I actually know this bloke loli'm not joking
>>199169347Wow he’s so epic he’s so counterculture not just following the popular opinion for righties on the internet
Had a bit of late night scran. Bit of nutella on white bread. Bit of buttered brown toast.Delish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZkI can't believe you've done this
>>199169517you sound vaxxed
>>199169529my favorite internet video of all time
>>199169517most righties are pro Israel
>>199169530you sound vexed
>Wow he’s so epic he’s so counterculture not just following the popular opinion for righties on the internet
I would really prefer if you would be quiet
>>199169545Jay Dyer is right wing and he criticizes Israel. Also Alex Jones too.
>>199169530Nope cause I’m smarter than all of you Have sex >>199169545Which is why I said on the internet which is where most MIGA boomers aren’t
>>199169530done him
>>199169558Jay Dyer is not going to shag you
>>199169551Why is he drinking bbc juice?
this is my life today
>>199169589chat is this real
>>199169511Why’s he looks like that, there’s an Australian schizo ghat looks just like him and I always wondered if it was drugs or just genetics
>>199169584penance for being a heckin coloniser
ambient jungle mixhttps://youtu.be/Zev9_oyDgfY?si=JKObBI91ENFGGd26
>>199169589real?
>>199169588Say what’s really on your mind
>>199169595I'm not close to him, just know him from the pub and everyone thinks he just doesn't eat.
>>199169589This is fake. Im a real guy, i know real. This is fake.
>>199169511Really? Seems like the guy atleast somebody here would have seen before
>>199169347Jews worshipping a Punic/Canaanite minotaur... interesting.
https://youtu.be/4bxh-I2RmbM?si=aTW0W5tfU9XWydd2
>>199169621I’ve seen lots of people like them but I’ve never known if it’s drugs or not, perhaps some people are prone to looking like that if they live a hard lifeHere’s the schizo, he’s fucking hilarious https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNjVLvj6/
>>199169653
Someone post that video of the indian man walking up behind the tiktok womam
*hops into the thread*
Used to dislike cats, but my nan bought a kitten last year and she's a lovely little creature. Very loving and has never bit me or clawed me. She's a siamese.
>>199169653Not that surprising when YHWH was lifted from those peoples’ traditions and was originally a cow headed god married to asherah, a Mesopotamian goddess (who is in the epic of Gilgamesh)Everyone in that region copied each other’s religious beliefs then branched off
>>199169690Siamese are more tame
>>199169644Yeah, don't KNOW him, but have seen him. Had literally no idea he had a gaming collection or channel lol. He's got a lung condition I think, his breathing is awful.
>>199169694>Everyone in that region copied each other’s religious beliefs then branched offMore like how christianity developed.
Some geographical locations seem to have a thinner boundary between the physical realm and the spirit realm. The ancient Celtic peoples spoke of such liminal spaces and also Aristotle did too. Also the Russians did too.
>>199169672"Lord" and "Idol"... also interesting...You have 49 more stars on your flag.
>>199169670aha, reckon those two blokes are descended from the same medieval village
>>199169721Definitely think that forests have thinner boundaries. Always feel 'different' in a forest.
Sometimes these places are a mountain such as Mount Kailash in Tibet.
*sniiiiiiifffff* Is that the stench of an unraped colon I smell?
thread feels cozy atm
Good night
Someone who was born when Minecraft was released is now in year 10.
*faint hare krishna chants begin reverberating through the thread*
>>199169286indian
>>199169694The joys of life without written vowels. >>199169711I can't tell if you're taking the piss. Yeah, Christianity at it's heart is a Jew martyred by a third party invasion for being too left wing, like Islam is the same rough set of rules with a different prophet, and Anglicanism is due to someone finally choosing divorce over murder.
>>199169770extremely uneducated post
>>199169767rama rama mathafaka
Most brits are alright but a few are bad apples (vocal minority)Most yanks are fags but a few are okay (drowned out by the fags)
>>199169786agree
>>199169782American copypasta with the wrong flag.
>>199169786im one of the good ones *gives you a wink and a nod before disappearing in to the crowd of obese americans*
>>199169737The forests in Siberia and the Lake Baikal area are said to have many supernatural phenomena and cryptids.A general in the Russian army talked about it.
>>199169286Chinese.It's a constant up and down car crash of annunciation and timing lest the meaning change. It's so sudden. It's like a rollecoaster played on 3x speed.
>>199169801No, you're just a retard who thinks he's way smarter than he is. You don't know William Laud, you don't know Richard Hooker, you don't know Lancelot Andrews, you don't know Jeremy Taylor. You know nothing of the controversies of the English Reformation or the Tudor, Elizabethn and Stuart period in general, you couldn't tell me the difference between John Donne, Henry Vaughan, George Herbert, John Milton, Thomas Traherne and Robert HerrickYou're armed with an extremely warped knowledge attained purely through scrolling 4chan, you don't read, you have no curiosity or necesarry humility for true scholarship.You are an ant and should shut the fuck up or read and become human.
*in a stately Southern drawl reminiscent of an old Southern colonel*Well I do declare, I would be mighty obliged indeed if you were to have a suck on my little ole nipple here. *lifts my shirt and shows my nip*
doing a viewing Monday morning ladsfairly convinced I will be putting in an offer later that day. the house and location seem perfect so unless there's something very off that I'll notice in person I will likely be happy to proceed shall be on the property ladder soon
>>199169883raped that cunt up the arse
>>199169286Polish
>>199169883You should probably go to bed; you're sliding down the Dunning-Kruger slope.
>Birmingham, Britain's second-largest city, is being forced to dim lights and cut sanitation services due to bankruptcy
I'm a genderqueer masc anarchist punk involved in Just Stop Oil's operations looking for a soft femme enby who presents as female. Must sign written consent form for conversation before our date.
reckon we should kill the working class
>>199169939bounce between this and a pseudo-tankie on a daily basis
The Twilight Zone is an example of liminal spaces. Also the word twilight conveys a sense of an in between time when it's not really day and not really night.
>>199169929how can this happen in a g7 country
>>199169922Projection and cope. Hit the books little boy.
>>199169917NO
>>199169960britain will be demoted from first world to third world within the decade, theyve teetered it since the 50s if we're being honest
>>199169960It's a matter of time for all of us.
maccies opens at 6am I will have long died of starvation by then
>>199169956Also I said this in a comment on a Jay Dyer video and he said it was a really good point.
>>199169967Sneed and buzzwords. Get some rest champ. You've got a big day tomorrow.
>>199169973As for USA which has always been 1% first world 99% second world
>>199169972why not?
>>199169987not until the 2000s
>>199169978The next 68 minutes will truly be your darkest hour
>>199169989Its just not true.
Catschizo on a mad one.
>>199169978Always assumed your nation had a 24/7 Greggs on every street corner
Is open all hours still remembered amongst the british populace? They mentioned New Zealand apples once so its become a mainstay of New Zealand cinema since
back during the peak of /brit/ there were kiwi flags constantly jumping in and out of the thread. now? a rarity. an absolute rarity
>>>/soc/33232904>>>/soc/33232904
>>199170000Yes
>>199170012i miss themi miss the multitudes of australiansbrit sucks now
Job lot is GOD LIKECanada has more islams than britain
steaming me. Might start a fish & chips spot in Alaska
>>199170029Bullshit. Nobody has more muslims than Britain.
Wednesday last week nearly killed megood thing the heatwave is over
fish. chips.
>>199169347based and redpilled
>>199170049mad that yanks get their willards mutilated and will never know the pleasure of doing this
>Overwatch External Error>banned for 10m
>>199170063bizzare
>>199170015that sounds retarded
>>199170015Just downloadedJokes on apple babies!
>>199169960I don't know. I always considered Birmingham to be the crown jewel of the UK.
>>199170026it truly is over
why is he called 190?
Tall people tend to have higher IQ than short people.
>>199170012Britain is an alien nation now, your fish and chips dont even have fish in them but rather kebab meat. You had a good thing going with the colonies but you gave it up for your own selfish euro means
>>199170125not true
>>199170140is true
>>199170131devstating comment coming from a flag that is cucked by GB itself
>>199170131trvke
Well that's me staying up until tonight then FUCKING HELL
>>199170125because of socioeconomic factors
>>199170149still enough time to sleep
>>199170145China holds more sway on us than the motherlands, you squandered a good thing and now have to sit back and watch your hard fought islands become a bug colony
KOAOHT
https://youtu.be/IMx-IZRwDp0?si=NiW2J_2l-TLYgtzV
agfz ulae daeb irrr oeya
>>199170063KEK
>>199170170It's just not coming on tonight. Feeling it but just not sleeping
Dudes be actin like a Lagrangian takin the path of least resistance with literally everything they do nomasayin
>>199170194What isis your deal four letr word guyy?
>>199170194nice picture
got peripheral vascular disease
https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=KxFt1c0oBvah_lqS
sleepy timegood night mates
>>199170215dude epic nerdy reference. upvote
>>199170250fat bitch
>>199170300this is why your capital has no water
>>199170219>isis?
Lets do a /brit/ screenclaim group ^_^
>>199169995It's always darkest before the dawn
>>199170339is that because its time for fajr prayer for you?
>>199170344It's an ancient proverb
Tribal People React to Johnny Cash Hurt
watching Ernest and the Cleanest, Best Pleasure
>>199170441kys
People who go into the ovens:>people who chew too loud>people who don't return their shopping carts>people who have outie belly buttons>girls with ugly feet>Indians>Jews>New YorkersThoughts?
dubs decide whether i get pissed or not
>>199170506yeah solid listnot much british culture tohugh
>>199170506Americans
>>199170523mental illness
>>199170506>>people who don't return their shopping cartsreminds me of when tucker carlsen visited russia and was dumbfounded by the idea of coin slots on shopping trolleys
>>199170551was odd since aldi has them here and its the white mans store
>>199170514rollan for you getting slaughtered
>>199170523>>199170016
>>199170556fat
>>199170556it can smell fish
>>199170551Shut the fuck up you vile Paki worshipping cunt. The only thing you know how to do, is kneel and worship at the feet of Paki grooming gangs, defend nonces like Jimmy Savile, and open your ass to unlimited immigration
>>199170573what are you doing in singapore cody
>>199170573Bricsbot activated
>>199170573>tfYou do realise you're brown filth?
>>199170611black man's delight
showertoil looms
noticed a weird mole that's irregular around the margins in a place I got horrifically sunbunrt, so I'm probably going to be dead by this time next year lads
>>199170602And you're the slave of brown filth. UK culture is based around worship of transsexuals, supporting the rape of underage girls by Pakis, and turning them into kebabs. Britroaches have sold their country for a chicken tikka masala. The Prime Minister is a pajeet
>>199170628thank ms skeltal
>>199170644You had a good run. Well, you had a run.
dire
>>199170647This is a blip in a our noble history, you have no history even worth mentioning. A nation that will eventually be swallowed by China. You are, quite literally, irrelevant. Even if this is the end for us, we will be remembered fondly by the next empire to arise. You won't.Keep seething untermensch midget.
test
>>199170660haha, thanks lad
>oi guv, spotted an eerie growth on me arm innit?>Grim portents indeed, won't make it the morrow I reckon
as lax as moderation on /brit/ is it's basically non-existent on outer /int/
>>199170676squashed that bug into the dirt
pearls before swine
Singapore? More like Shit I’m Poor.
>>199170693This just makes me sound more endearing than I am. I have a grim gay little tarq accent.
>>199170708DONE him
I am a homosexual
>>199170770Would make tender love to her.
>>199170789well i'd gargle her wee wee
ghoul... goblin... what's the other one that begins with G ?
What if we all stepped on eachother's crotches haha
>>199170821gremlin?
Kissing trans women does NOT make you gay (unless you're a girl)
the watch
>>199170861>>199170862mad
>>199170848yes thank you!
I love trans women
Myra Breckenridge is a movie about trannies that came out in 1970. Glen or Glenda is a movie about trannies that came out in 1953 and had fucking Dracula himself Bela Lugosi in it for some reason.
I love black men
I am a black man
Bizarre string of posts.
>>199170917Hayley Cropper was a beloved trans Corrie character who's been around since the late 80s and no one battered an eyelidThis whole culture war thing is a new invention of the right to stir up tensions
I am white and have a tiny penis (it's only 6.5 inches)
Don’t wanna vote for zionists so who the fuck do I vote for? Lib Dem? Greens?
Just don't vote. Voting will never bring about important changes.
Dracula was a woman
>>199170931>>199170945I’ve just decided I’m no longer going to goon at bbc. I have serious plans with my life and it just gets in the way too much
>Billionaires evading taxes>Prisoners smoking weed and fucking the guards>Companies exploiting workers>Guys doing no work and sucking up to bosses getting promotions>Girls making 100x more money on onlyfans than teachers>People exploiting benefits and getting a free ride>People taking a boat illegally to other countries and being given a houseI was told I was supposed to follow the rules, be a good person and work hard. Why would they lie to me?
>>199171033good lad, you can do it, I believe in you
look forward to labour importing 20 million more muslims
>>199171037you got duped, name of the game innit. now its on you to go dupe the next guy
>>199171037I bet you also think that communism is le bad, don't you?
>>199171071I don’t want to dupe anyone though. I just want us all to get along and do our best
lads whats the definition of a porn addiction?
>>199171041Thanks Nate. Really needed that
>>199171096Do you chase short term gratification over long term happiness
>>199171136Can you stop triggering me
>>199171096this >>199171136
>>199171096https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE?si=HzeGdOxcfSFaNWHK
a gu fld zaai eero bre ry a
this is an outrage
>>199171184'conservative creep' It's because of Muslims complaining, isn't it?
got this patch on skin on my hip that always feels cold/wet but when i feel it it's notwhat's that about then?
>>199171236ancient synapses reactivated
>>199171212nerve damage
>>199171270:)
*bakes a delicious pie that secretly has a small amount of poo in it*Anyone hungry for pie?
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
>>199171277I want cherry cheesecakeor blueberrycan we go to cheesecake factory later?
>>199171212could be where you got shot/stabbed in a past life
some lovely stuff on the tiktok this morning
>>199171417'
>>199171417’
I'm 37, anyone here older?
>>199171434nh
>>199171417https://files.catbox.moe/hqrqfe.mp4
The weekend is always bittersweet, I get my day off and a lie-in, but I don't get to see the kids on their way to school (the best part of my day).
shan't
Cyberpunk 2077 is actually a great game
>>199171434you're up early grandad! haha let's get you some muesli, that's your favourite isn't it!
>>199171496Would easily beat you in a 100m spring little boy
>spring
plan for the day lads? going to the junkyard with neighbourberg this afternoon me
>>199171474Did he do it right
>>199171543going for a long walk round a forestwon't say which one for safety reasons
>>199171479I respectfully disagree
>>199171184imagine fucking second on the left she even has a sunhat on so you wouldnt think about anything but her fat arse
>FAILURE TO BOOT IS LIKELY TO OCCURDo you know how to look to the right a little bit if someone says the grocery store is just down there but points to a stop sign in front of the grocery storeThis is what I'm asking of systemd
>>199171605corr imagine those lovely thighs caressing you as your fuck her soft pussy
get the new made
>>199171474people who do this make me sick
get the poo paid
>>199171655still over 20 posts to go you tedious mong
>>199171655uh... no? why don't you make 22 more posts first
got the sausages on
Keep the old going
>>199171655This.
>>199171699*nabs one*cheers mate was feeling peckish
sunday bloody sunday
In two minds about the whole thing really
>>199171667Parading a 600 lb animal around like it's a rat in a cage
challenge: actually wait for the thread to reach 310 and don't post in early threads
>>199171774you will never be a janny
>>199171755Despite all its rage it is still just a bull on parade
>>199171805>>199171805>>199171805
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
>>199171807
Big Iron strikes again
was just sucking a shoe. a succulent sneaker shoe
>>199171863corr spaff
>>199171863Something peculiar about those but-tocks
>>199171874>>199171874>>199171874>>199171874
>>199171881>>199171881>>199171881
>>199171434what went wrong
>>199171893>>199171893>>199171893
>>199171889>>199171894>>199171900and so, janny, you can see why maybe my original new wasnt so bad after all
This is the future you chose, Janny
>>199171736err I don't think that was fully cooked yet mate
