Cans edish?
Come on lads lets take this brit to 400, that would be a good gimmick
it's mad how only the worst posters make the news
fuck off cansmong
CANS CANS CANS
Well that big Sunday dinner has sorted me right out. I should have that every day.
>>199177824fuck off you boring cunt
the ladshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Popular_Front#Political_parties
>>199177857You were in the news? When? I only read the daily mail.
people who go out their way to have strong opinions about how steak is cooked are insufferably dullThese are the people whose entire personality is centered around 'being right', where what's right is whatever the internet hivemind told them. It's juvenile shite. Tittering at a reddit meme sat alone in your smelly bedroom is one thing but if you start insulting other people's meal choice while out at a restaurant all you're doing is letting everyone know you have Asperger's syndrome.
she's amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czaBml3SeI
>>199177891yh I went missing on holibobs
why does he troll us outside of /b/ with this repeat new
>>199177824ah so all the other threads get deleted but this spamming faggot gets left up
>>199177925Shouldn't have posted early lad
>>199177899I do like my steak medium rare but I don't care how other people have their steak cooked because I won't be eating their steak.
>>199177946wrong flag cansnonce
>>199177899Probably the same people who post about which watch they are wearing today on some numale subreddit too.
Did they find slater dead or did I dream that?
822 thousand posts until the two-hundred-millionth post.
>>199177890Off you pop>>>/int/fr
>>199177955Not me, lad
>>199177989hopefully it's a poo post
spotted some avatar or signature use in the OP
gay if you wouldn't
love the legalporno scenes where they all piss on her face
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
What's up eveybody it's critical I just shit my nappy but you know what's even shittier it's this thread it's some real stinky diarrhea
>>199177996is there something i'm missing here?
>>199178039okay
>>199177989something like 500 hours when i last checked, i genuinely am gonna stop coming here after
Mental how there are cunts in this country who are 'undecided' and need to watch the debates to make their decision.
>>199178039ok
>>199178037tice is such a toryabsolutely obsessed with getting the approval of ethnics
if a lass wouldn't shag me, is she a rug muncher?
Might start the make things worse party. We'll halt all essential immigration, only let the worthless ones in.
Sat next to a black queen in the Halfords waiting room. Slim, hair tied up in a weave. Absolutely sweating here bros
>>199178037>hop in faggot
IDLES are so cringe lmaowhat sort of gimp is into that
>>199177925Let me explain the rules (again) since you just got here:Every thread has a "bump limit." That's the number of posts in a thread before new posts stop "bumping" the thread to the top of the catalog. With a general like /brit/, the rule is to wait until after bump limit to make and link a new thread. This is to keep the number of /brit/ threads on this board (called /int/ - International) to a minimum, as other users are using the board as well.On /int/, the bump limit is generally 310 posts. That's why new threads made and linked before the current thread has reached 310 posts will often be deleted.
>>199178105Call her the n word
Who are these people who were going to vote Reform but have now been scared away because some Reform candidates said a few offensive things? No one knows who you're voting for.
>>199178098>essential immigrationno such thing
How do I gain confidence?
trans women will never be men
>>199178098if you have a criminal record in your home country, we want yaespecially rape
>>199178117Was just saying this down the pub
>>199178134have sex
might go homeless for a year to spice my life up
the HAPA era has begun
>>199178072I'm undecided but dont watch debates. I make my decision on the day. Should I go to the polling place? Its only a few minutes walk but can I really be bothered? Usually no. When I do go i'll decide who to vote when i'm there. Its just an inconsequential decision i'll make on a whim.
>>199178039see I think legalporno would be good if they just dialled it down 10%wanna see some hardcore sexo with some bimbos and then it just becomes ten black fellas pissing down her throatjust not needed really
>>199178134be born with a cluster B disorder
>>199178167micropenis uk athletics championships
>>199178163often wonder why homeless people don't go on mad adventures like gathering a dozen or so fellow homeless men and invading some tiny islandbetter than wasting away on some pavement
>Labour’s housebuilding targets will see one and a half million new homes built within the first five years of a Labour governmentrookie numbers. dunno how this will solve anything.
>>199178197reckon they might have trust issues, among other issues
>>199178197Their brains are fried by drugs lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdqYRiNSXw
>>199178134Pretend you're confident. Literally act confident, like you're an actor in a play. How would you act if you were you, but confident? Act like that. Eventually it won't be acting, it'll just be you.
>>199178174Vote SDP on a whim.
*acts like I've had sex*
when an asylum seeker or illegal commits some terrible crime the lefties say his status is irrelevant or "white people do that too!". just totally random you see, no reason to stop letting unvetted, unknown muslim men into the country by the million.
the funny thing is, I had to wait 300 seconds to make the new
>>199178197Can't do that anymore. You need money and documents to do anything.
>>199178199somewhere to put their 6 million new immigrants innit
Anyone stayed in one of these hub by Premier Inn? Going to London for 5 nights and dont want to spend too much but dont know about hotels.
>>199178256Shows that 4chan is on its last legs.
>>199178256fuck off back to your comic book generals
>>199178197they are dumb slaves who live entirely in the present, lower than farm animals.
>>199178255part and parcel
>>199178197Try getting 12 schizophrenic, alcoholic, drug addicts to stand in a line
>>199178268did one in edinburgh. it was nice. all you really need, and fancier than a standard premier in. shower was nice, has this interactable panel above the bed for controlling lights, aircon, etc.
Do you think 4chan will still exist in 2034?
>>199178268if you stay in citizen m you get free hardcore porno in your room
was walking down the street and there were these 2 small kids riding their scooters and talking about playing Fortnite laterFortnite is a fun game but I reckon it's only popular because zoomers have hardly any other options. Sad they missed the golden era of MMOs, didn't get to experience 2000s RuneScape or WoW like elder zoomers
got no respect for people who have to escape reality by withdrawing into permanent drug and alcohol intoxication
>>199178309definitely, and it'll have put away so many bad actors and insurgents in that time, well justifying its existence
>>199178268Yeah hub hotels are dece, got everything you need in a nice neat space
Blue moon, you saw me standing aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my ownBlue moon, you knew just what I was there forYou heard me saying a prayer forSomeone I really could care forAnd then there suddenly appeared before meThe only one my arms will ever holdI heard somebody whisper "Please adore me"And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold!Blue moon!Now I'm no longer aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my own
dating a muslim girl. got on well because neither of us drink lel.
Listening to early Queen; they almost sound like a Led Zeppelin tribute group. It's Late sounds so similar to Custard Pie.
>>199178309The internet will no longer exist in 2034Some catastrophic global event will cause it to become regionalised
>>199178309indians will have made the internet unusable by then so it wont matter
Anyone get fisted by a thai ladyboy? Going to London for 5 nights and dont want to spend too much but dont know about the gay scene.
Kurt Cobain, frontman of Nirvana, tragically took his own life, aged 27, on April 5, 1994. Nine months prior to his death, Cobain said he “had a sense that [he] was from Ireland."Little was known about Cobain’s heritage until July 1993, when Guitar World’s Jon Savage interviewed the musician on his world tour. When the question of identity arose, the musician said that he had recently found out that his surname was Irish.He later discovered that ‘Coburn’ had originally been ‘Cobain’, but the family name changed when they emigrated from Co Cork. The Cork connection was “a weird coincidence” he said, “because when we toured Ireland, we played in Cork and the entire day I walked around in a daze. I'd never felt more spiritual in my life.”He said the experience had left him feeling “more spiritual” than ever before, “It was the weirdest feeling and I have a friend who was with me who could testify to this. I was almost in tears the whole day. Since that tour, which was about two years ago, I've had a sense that I was from Ireland.”
Might hop on fin
>>199178353>early Queen>mentions their 6th albumFucking retard
>>199178353Apparently Led Zeppelin ripped off loads of bands.
getting the bread defrosted
Don't have a social life
>>199178352does she wear one of those vanity bags or head scarves or does she dress normally?
>>199178312>free hardcore porno in your roomWow that would be a real bonus if this were 1998
>>199178391nice manifesto lad i'd vote for you
>>199178391we're sick of talking about it toojust fix it then we'll never have to talk about it again
>>199178391>nooooooooooooooo you have to talk about things that i want to talk about
>>199178320innit
>>199178240I might do if they have a candidate. I live in Burnley. We have a Tory MP who people say has done a good job but doesnt stand a chance because of the party, but id never vote for him because he is a poof. A Labour lad from Manchester who its assumed will win. A Lib Dem who was the former MP and my nan liked him but I cannot vote for that party. I assume Reform have a candidate because they have put through a leaflet but it doesnt say who the candidate is or anything about them. I dont vote for women, wogs, or gays. And there is an independent lad who is running. I cant tell from his leaflet if he is an autist or doing it as a joke. I might vote for him.
>>199178425you have a thread it's called britpol and it's fucking shit cos it's about all the stuff you love talking about
>>199178320dunno the game I was addicted to as a teen was League of Legends and I regret it immensely. Reckon a lot of my teenage angst came from anger and frustration at that game. Think Fortnite is at least better than that
>>199178438lol
>>199178404normally. she doesnt practice it or anything. plus shes dating a white man so obviously doesnt care that much about its rules
>>199178320>zoomers have hardly any other options.Bro acting like they've just stopped making games since 2017
dark fruits weather
>>199178438damn, that slow and controlled fall onto the carpet killed her
>>199178351That movie was good but very anticlimactic
>>199178305>>199178346Thanks lads. Do you know if they are 24 hour? I want to come and go and might go out for a late night.
what motivates you to save in isas?
>>199178417>just stop oil and we'll never block your roads or desecrate your landmarks againyeah nah, that doesn't give you licence to be a cunt
is there any way the internet could be destroyed i dont know how it works
>>199178438There's no way she's concussed
gabbie carters big jugs
>>199178489tax free ennit
>>199178373>Researchers found that they were shoemakers, originally surnamed Cobane, and wereUlster Scots peoplewho came from the Inishatieve area of Carrickmore. Cobain mistakenly believed that his Irish ancestors came fromCounty Cork.Yanks have such a hard on for Ireland, its bizarre
Britain would literally be nothing without the rich and incredible contributions of the Windrush generation.
>>199178453they don't talk about politics there thoughever and i don't love talking about politics but i can accept that politics will be discussed here because there is a general election on thursday, pal
>>199178489Not wanting to buy nooks for israel
The idea that opposing migration is racist is completely false.Socialist states such as the DPRK, USSR and Cuba have almost no migration yet they were and are internationalist, anti-racist states that opposed colonialism, apartheid and antisemitism.Meanwhile the USA used to ship in black slaves to perform work deemed unfit for the "aristocrats". Same with fascist Germany using slave labour of Poles, or West Germany needing Turks, or Britain relying on the work of Indians/Pakistanis to increase the labour supply and create a labour aristocracy among the natives.For that reason, you can guarantee if the National Front wins in France, or Reform in Britain, they'll keep relying on migration. And that my friends, is your Bolshevik truth of the day.
>>199178504Have an Irish last name and a Scottish first name me
what makes people 'break out' of popular culture/media and explore more niche things? like what would compel a teenager to stop playing fortnite, when so much of their social life is surrounded by it (friends, streamers, invested into it, etc.)?for me, i was just peak contrarian as a teenger. did the opposite of what everyone else was doing. thought this was normal teen behaviour. it is no longer?
>>199178490public discourse, friend. Speech, words, these are sanctioned in this system of ours. Domestic terrorism is not
>>199178470what are the other options, LoL and Minecraft?
>>199178504kurt cobain was an honourary orangeman
>>199178490oil isn't a problem though
>>199178508they built the roadsthey built the railwaysthey built our NHSwe called out and they answered
>>199178500seen her with her tongue in a black man's arsehole before
>>199178491The internet is a huge collection of networks, hence "inter-net". You could only "destroy" it by isolating or destroying all networks.
>>199178534I have always been a contrarian to a reasonable extent.
country is on its fucking knees
>>199178487pretty sure, yeah. i checked in to the edinburgh one at 12am on a touchscreen service desk, which deposited my key card.
>>199178537>Speech, words, these are sanctioned in this system of oursenjoy it while it lasts, it's already on the way out
Lads, decided I'll just continue on the career track I'm inThen become one of them consultant retards who make like 800 a day
>>199178534boredomhigh iq
>The Institute of Public Affairs, a libertarian think tank, calculated a record 31 per cent of Australia's population was now born overseas - more than double the U.S. level of 15 per cent and the UK's 14 per cent.Mental
>>199178476very mild where i am and will be like this all week
>>199178540Aye, the only two other games released since 2017Truly sad state
>>199178534just do what you like and don't do things that you aren't that interested in even if everyone else seems to be interested in itlife is that simplejust do things you like and take interest in things that interest youdunno why more people don't just live this way
Black men built Britain
roids are for retards
>>199178602Roidtards as it were
>>199178504Americans stopped associating themselves with Brits when they lost the War of 1812, kind of like how Anglos stopped associating themselves with Germans during the World Wars or the Norman elites when it became clear that England weren't winning the hundred year war.
>>199178534Generally popular things are built to appeal to the lowest common denominator so they'll be lukewarm good but never excel at things you desire. You have to seek out niche things to suit what you really like, but most people won't put the effort into doing that.
defcon 1: windows cracked
>The Whitestone poll for Reach plc newspapers put Reform on 21 per cent, the Tories on just 18 per cent>According to Electoral Calculus in a general election this would leave the Conservatives on a mere 50 seats, give Reform 29Genuinely believe reform will be getting 30+ seats come Thursday
>>199178520>Meanwhile the USA used to ship in black slaves to perform work deemed unfit for the "aristocrats".Who are you quoting?
Aside from perhaps Macmillan, quite literally every single tory government in British history has left the majority of the country worse off than before. That is their destructive nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uiSq0jfVpMdoing a nostalgic watch
>>199178534i am a contrarian and always have beenalso intelligent but adhd as fuckso i constantly find new good shitand spent loads of time alone until i went uni so developed my basis of everything without normie approval being of concern to meall my pals agree i have the best taste in everything
rorke just wants to have fun...!
still funny how commiemong is too scared to post death threats anymore presumably because he got a visit from the police
>>199178654They'll get 1 at best.
>>199178504The eirewashing is incredible thereAll the 'Irish Pubs' are called The Red Lion or The Black Taxi and stuff Always remember seeing the Irish aisle in a small supermarket in Philadelphia and it was stuff like Marmite and Tunnocks wafersJust bizarre freaks they are
>>199178627love it when a yank pipes up about 1812 and then canadian flags rush in to remind them they lost(definitely seen it happen)
It's overI'm norwoodingMight just end it all now
>>199178534For me it was realizing that anything that becomes popular eventually becomes deliberately shittified to pander to a wider audience or increase the cost efficiency so caring about anything popular doesnt matter because its days are counted and all you will think about once its shittified is how it used to beBut also mushrooms kind of make you realize how things REALLY are and puts into scope what is important
>>199178687Stop making things up
>>199178587The people who live in Aus but were born overseas are 24 year old Pippa from the UK who grew up in Royal Tonbridge Wells and who has a medical degree from Durham. meanwhile
I'm your first name isn't Anglo-Saxon in origin, then you may as well be Nigerian on my eyes
don't care about politicsjust want to grillsimple as
>>199178602yeah we all watched the videoJeff Nippard is a steroid user by the way.
>>199178654if reform got 29 seats that would be an incredible achievement by faragewon't happen though. won't get double figures.
>>199178723my name's angelo saxon
>>199178587>libertarian think tankcan only imagine the fedoras, neckbeards, monster energy and vape stench
>>199178714No he's right, there was a clear point where he got spooked because anons pointed out his threats were reportable to the policeLittle runt probably got the chills lmao
>>199178723*Stands in front of you very eyes and clicks my tongue as a form of speaking*
>>199178574Those touch screens make me nervous. But my train tickets already booked and I need to stay somewhere and these hubs seem to be consistent for 3 star hotels which is all I want to spend on accommodation. Thanks again mate.
>>199178723got a gaelic first name and surname me
>>199178720>24 year old Pippa from the UK who grew up in Royal Tonbridge Wells and who has a medical degree from Durham.hope she gets eaten by a shark lol
>>199178779So when are you going back then?
haven't caught a bus since 2006, do you still just give the man 50p and tell him where to drop you off?
>watching Border Force Australia>chinese couple walk through>'randomly' selected for a search>suitcase opened to reveal bundles of loose root vegetables complete with foreign soil and aphids still crawling on themevery time
>>199178470They literally have.
if your name isn't a book in the bible it's so over for you
>>199178798Nh, need to suck off a migrant to use the bus these days
>One in three UK medical students ‘intends on emigrating to practise medicine’imagine thinking these tarqs deserve sympathythey should be banned from emigrating, absolute parasites
>>199178768xhosa people are from south africa
>>199178797back to where?
>>199178799the food ones are always the best ones on those thingsfuck the drug shit. the crazier the food and traditional medicine stuff the better
Fucks he doing
>>199178831performing castrations on ugandan boys no doubt
>>199178841Gaeland, battyboy
funny how the NHS is so desperate for doctors that we HAVE to have immigrantion but also the government has a cap on how many medical student placements that brits can get
>>199178690wahey
craving olympic fanny
Going to Tesco. Yous want anything?
How did russian women get so fit?You spend a weekend in Scarborough you won't see a single fit woman
nothing good in my life.
So many cunts out and about at the moment with shit sleeve tattoos. What's the point? Do they think it makes them look hard?
>>199178873ah but you see i already live in scotland
>Albanian government bids to stop young doctors, nurses emigratingAlbasednia
4th of July sales are already starting! Cheap meat and buns! I love this week!
>>199178881Why do they look like this
hate it when a commoner says "tescos"
>>199178911Yeah?
>>199178876The Government's only role these days seems to be trying to resolve artificial problems they keep creating
got the burgers on
>>199178886*You spend a weekend in Scarborough you won't see a single fit woman over 18
>>199178911fuck u
>>199178897went on a hike and noticed how many people have tattoos on their lower legs
>>199178897roids, tats, tanlicence to shag
>>199178907
/brit/ turning into bulging, virile, muscle freaks
>>199178951
>>199178881grim comfy
*starts sparking brit cunts the fuck out*
if the sun stays out then I'll for gor my 90 minute virgin walkhowever I'm not going if it's cloudy and I won't get any tanning done
>>199178881some cocktail sausages and a snickers, cheers boss
The USA is the greatest country in the world and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
sneed
>>199178911The building belongs to Tesco. Therefore it is Tesco's building, or "Tesco's" for short. It's perfectly sound English.
>>199178880corr imagine what she was getting up to in the olympic village aha
>>199178897Mate told me he was going to get 'Alba gu bràth' tattooed on his leg and I had to try not to laugh.
>>199179021blackification
Doxxed
holy PENG
need to make a change in my miserable pathetic life
slurping spaghetti up my arse
you lads ever had a mcrib from maccers?
>>199178977FREAKS AND PEAKS
advertising
>>199179036can not respect a man who wears jewellery
Popping to the Tesc'tra, need anything?
here it is then/brit/ in a screenshot
>>199179068HOLLA!IF YA HEAR ME!NO SYMPY!FOR FAAAAAAT ASSES
>>199179087ahahahaha absolute belter lad
watching poo gay porn
>>199179087what are we like x
>>199179036Jamiroquai?
>>199179097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ELPAOA5JzE
rewatching clarkson farm. mental how coronavirus pandemic happened.
>>199179128Lol
>SUNAK: “THE UK IS A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE THAN IT WAS IN 2010”
>>199179087why is it not blue this is a blue board
woke up this morning to find my willy encased in a snickers wrapper
I've habitually bit the skin off my top lip so much that it doesn't even grow back properly anymore and I have to bite it off
>>199179160
women am i right BAAHAHAHAHAHA
Big greasy greggs poo barms fresh out a fat niggers arse!
lucky i didnt burn down the house with last nights steamtoil
wonder whatever happened to that lad that lost his virginity to bambi blacks
>>199179160for him and his co-ethnics? probably
Rishi Sunak and the sweltering summer of 2024
how do i get a gf like this?
>>199178908>>199178881
I wish Egyptian women were real
hate it when the /brit/ commentariat ensemble together to force a narrative
>>199179269ahahahah i pulled someone 10 times hotter the other day it's not hard mate ahahahahahahaha
>>199179269have a 10 inch mandingo meat missile swinging between your legs
>>199179269become a subscriber
>>199179245
>>199179287ahhahhaahahahahahh ffs
>Secrets of the Ballot Counters - Sky News>Cai also takes great joy in the spoilt votes - not least because of how they are inspected, with a spotlight and camera set up so a blown-up version can be displayed on a TV.>"The amount of people who put dicks on ballot papers you would not believe," he says.>"When you've got graffiti like that it's hilarious because it's a really formal procedure.>"You've got all these people in suits going through this process, looking at the ballot papers and all of them obviously nodding in agreement that yes, that's invalid."Corr might spoil my ballot with something VERY rude
>>199179234Imagine the scenes at school when that one dropped
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28738862/tom-hilton-jay-slater-machete-attack/>the club videoFucking hell it's deanotopia
life is like a NIIIIIGGER here in, old NIGSi hate fucking NIIIIGGERSNIGGERS, SUCK DICK they're all poor like obaaaamafuck michelle obaaamaNIGGERSI HATE THEM
bought an iPod Classic with an SSD and new batterywill be getting rid of my phone next yearsick of this shite
>>199179316absolutely based
>>199179245sweltering? its 14°C. Rishi needs to step in and do something about global cooling
>>199179269Be 6 foot 8 with a 12 inch willard, ripped and earn 200k a year.
>>199179269dont want a gf who poos in a bag
>>199179269move to NYC and twinkmaxx for the big booba jewess ladies
>>199179316Where was he
turns out I wasn't mentally ill I just had poor hygiene
>>199179296>>199179369pathetic incel mentality some of you niggas are beyond saving
if you respect the consent thing - you should wait till marriage before sex
>>199179327Now I know that this happens I might write a small essay on mine about the dynamics of sneed's feed and seed
>199179390That's like the most basic evidence that you're not mentally healthy
This upfront zoomer chad in a bouldering gym in north Yorkshire commented on my bulging bicep veins the other day He said 'have you just drunk 50 gallons of water or something?'No idea what he meant by this, because you are going to look more vascular the more dehydrated you areTbh this kid kind of pisses me off, he's a Radiohead fan and he's always trying to give me lifting advice even though I am way stronger than him
>>199179379name
>>199179337mental to think every single one will be a bazza in 15 years time
>>199179427get him sucked off
>>199179427He's gay and wants to bum you
>>199179427Should shag him up the arse
>>199179439kek the working class really do live hard and then hit the wall early
>>199179418nah I'm sociable and not depressed when I'm clean
At pub
smoking weed and filling my belly with DIET soda and playing burnout revenge for the ps2
>>199179269have strong sex chakra
>>199179427tell him to fack off
>>199179427>chad>listens to radioheaddon't get this, is he listening to it ironically or summet?
>>199179027brown hands
>>199179472Who's the wine poof
Had a bloke called Wayne pop up on Hinge, he must have set his gender to woman. Honestly made me laugh out loud seeing some random bloke appear.
sores in my mouth
what do I wear if I'm self-conscious of my fat moobs and gut
You are a God.A beast.Oozing with pride and self-confidence.Nothing can, or will stop you.
>>199179494Your a bander m9
>>199179502a smile :)
>>199179474smiling friends is too popular
> what do I wear if I'm self-conscious of my fat moobs and gut
Wallowing in the old void again
dear god what have i done
>>199179539henley t
>>199179502A sports bra
14
shaking the bars of my runt cage and screaming at the top of my lungs to remind the runt handlers that they have not broken my spirit
alri nigger
>>199179474I'm smoking the 'erb and watching things to come (1936) and drinking blue Lucozade
>>199179532most people stop caring about that sort of thing past the age of 18 stop caring about superficial shite like that
>>199179574*puts the blanket over the top*
Time for flighttoil
>>199179586kino
>>199179574*prods you with a broom handle*
>>199179625>>199179625
>>199179624>>199179624>>199179624
Why is it difficult to kill youtselfNEED a Netherland's style euthanasia service
>>199179586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZpRQAsuEA
>>199179472you gonna have a pub dinner?
I am NOT going to use condoms/other contraception after marriage. If my wife won't want pregnancy at the moment, I am not gonna to have sex.I am not gonna to buy a single condom. Without condoms or not sex at all.
I'm off until you sort this out
>>199179388Summerslam 1992
