matjaz kek edishhhhhhhh
dogstein gets right up in my face and stares at me with pure love after I feed him. Love this guy
might try hitting on the woman who started playing the church organ at our parish recentlyvery cute in a frumpy and jittery sort of way
pointless having kids at this point i reckondemographic collapse is doneplus it's only been retards that have been breeding since the start of the 1900s anyway
cyka blyatberg
/sp/ webm wank soon
>>199181647bruv
>>199181640Your wife will lose her fucking mind if she doesn't have a baby, guaranteed.
kek might spend my next paycheck on a flight to japan, see what the fuss is about and finish off by jumping into a volcano, ending my wretched and miserable life
>>199181676you wont
>>199181675we'll just adopt a kitten and she can have a "fur baby"
>>199181647need this poured down a funnel lodged in my throat
>>199181676would that be an instant death do you reckon, or a bit like burning to death in a fire?
The future of Britain is going to be like this:All mid-sized towns are going to be completely dead. No high street whatsoever. It'll all be either boarded up or converted to housing. People will be forced to commute to larger cities for work. If you want to buy something you either get it online or go to a massive retail park near a larger city.
>>199181640always a point in having kids and a family if you can
>>199181697sounds well nice x
>>199181593to be honest no woman would want to do any of that with me either
>>199181719oh yeah like what
>>199181697how is that any different from now
>>199181694be a lot quicker than fire but not instant. not an ideal way to go by any means
>>199181697I commute to a village because there's a research centre I work at there.Would love to live at the village itself but it's prohibitively expensive.
Got the Morrissey blasting out
>>199181752some mid sized towns are still doing okay
>>199181694saw a video about gollum's death in lord of the rings explaining that you probably wouldn't sink like he did, you'd just sit on the surface slowly burning up like a sausage
could you live in london on 27k?
>>199181764damnstill, would be an interesting one for people who knew you to tell people aboutcould go viral if you got someone to film it
in a just society, nothing sexual would be on telly
strangle and dismember the people that post things from twitter
>>199181778name 5 of them
>>199181790he would've also died from the impact
why do we fall master wayne
>>199181806you're hot when you're authoritative like that
niggering a poo
>>199181697nah lad the future is bright2010 will be lovely
can still get a house in half the towns in this country for around 100k
How was Church lads?
>>199181777good lad
sucked on the snus too long and i feel sick now
>>199181796yep, plenty do
>>199181905would go to church is there was a catholic one near me
>>199181796i actually think you could but its miserable to say the least
>>199181796yeah but you would have to live in a houseshare with a bunch of other losers
chucked the chicken kievs in the oven x
>>199181905yeah saw Diego there
>>199181905got bummed
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality
dont think i've met a single person who actually likes family guy
Been out of work for years and don't even feel ready to re-enter it. Know that the moment I get a job I will crumble and sack it off in 2 weeks, if I last that long.
everyone should be free to enjoy festivals how they please, but also i refuse to believe anyone who goes to joe wicks session at glastonbury will be getting anywhere near as much out of the festival experience as, eg, me, a man who loves a sesh + thus i should go in their place
>>199181806true
How do those nignogs and indians afford to live in london as deliveroo drivers and halal meat market vendors then they cant all be selling drugs
as a southerner living up north, i love it here. i grew up in and around a bunch of grey, ugly, post-war new build towns. places up here have so much more character, and the national parks, too.
>>199181796survived 3 years in london on 16k tax free when i was doing my phdit was fine
SHITHOLE
I am so horny for a thicc cunt, post some thicc slags bros.
>>199181951Chuck yourself in too
so fucking tired feel like a zombie feel like shit hate my life fuck it all to death sick of this shit
>>199181992they live 8 to a room
https://x.com/sophielouisecc/status/1807162898948465021What's she waffling about
At glasto lads x
>>199182014fuming
>>199181992they pay 300 for a bed and live with 10 other undesirables
>>199182022do you wanna trade places
>>199181975it's a communal experience, that's what people are there for, so if that's not your thing then festivals aren't for youyou gotta have some exclusivity, basic rules that everybody abides. If you don't then the festival gets shut down, like comedy shows for being controversial when that's the whole fucking point
>>199182038post a pic for us lad
Tour de france is refreshing not a wog or paki in sight
>>199182013autistic third worlder typing cadence
>>199181992see>>199182028>>199182048Or they live in social housing so are heavily subsidised to be there
>>199182013
when i see an anti china news article i google the context and the usa is the aggressor every time
>>199182002for me its norf or nothin
>>199182074literal filler television while everyone's on vacation
>>199182080gyatt
local pub has changed their food menu from traditional pies and mash and fish and chips over to some smashburgers and buffalo wings YANK MUCK
My mate is only 27 and his hair was thinned so badly that he's pretty much forced to shave it all and keep it bald. The worst thing is he and his dad are both really tall at like 6'7 but his dad, now in his 50s or 60s, still has a full head of hair. Really fucking grim
>>199182070Here you are lad
pride month is nearly over so i'm hypnotising and brainwashing lesbians into liking cock
eating some megaplastics
>hate life>wanna kms>have a drink>everything seems ok
>>199182080BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!!!!!!!!
>>199182099they sell better in the summer
>>199181796yeah if you count those shitholes outside of central London proper area to be "London"
tomboy summer
>>199182122my days of turning out lesbians are behind me
>>199182152oh my hello you sexy lady : - D
>>199182110mint photo that lad, you got a well good view
>>199181992they're all on benefits
>>199182133enjoy your poison mate
>>199182122isn't there like two or three pride months now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
hello mates
>>199182102even shag him up the arse (or vice versa)?
>>19918215212 year old boy looking ass bitch
got groped twice last night. once by a fella and once by a woman. people are feral.
why were whites so good at colonising?
tugging on my little green willy
>>199182080You're on a good path>>199182075Take it easy virgimite
>>199182197timeless kino
>>199182177Cheers, yeah we all got up early. It's good here x
i've had the past 3 weeks off and i've done absolute fuck all. i'm so embarrassed actually. i had plans to study and preen and shit but i've done fuck all
>>199182102he should've hopped on the pills when he first realised he was thinning, he's doomed to slaphead existence now. Sad!
>>199182208why do the ottomans never get any credit
need to put some more money on the electric metre keyonly have 10 quid left in the thing. Do it next week though, can't be arsed today.
>>199182212enjoyed "virgimite" can't lie
>>199182228me but 7 years
>>199182228uni break?
just watched a video of a fat middle aged muslim woman rejecting a council flat in london because it wasnt big enough really riles me up
>>199182228Not even been anywhere nice?
>>199182102should tell him to drop the wig as he looks like a chinese bird
>electric metre
>>199182228me but my whole life
look cody that tornadoes coming right towards us wooow
>>199182257I knew you would, you funko pop
>>199182295You can't say "meter" even if it's the correct usage ITT or you'll be FOY'd. I'll even be FOY'd for this post.
>>199182291me when i get a weekend to myself
might get that on that drug to help your facial hair I have a bald spot DIRECTLY under the middle of my chin, which obviously looks hideous so I can't grow it out despite actually being able to grow a decent one
cant park there mate xD
>>199182254fucking hate the leccy box i have a job ffs i shouldnt be subject to the humility of the fridge turning off whenever i forget to top it up
>>199182265nah, work forced me to use some of my annual leave and i couldn't be fucked going away>>199182277everywhere in australia is nice :)
>>199182275It's insanityWe literally give prime housing away in the capital to lazy low IQ foreigners so they can shit out five lazy low IQ brown kids WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY GOING ON? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? WHO ACTUALLY THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? WHY IS IT HAPPENING? WHY ISN'T MORE BEING SAID ABOUT THIS? WHO ORCHESTRATES THIS UTTER NATIONAL SELF HARM?
>>199182275gies a link loon
business idea: do courses that actually help you get more money
>>199182326what drug's that then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObjtVdsV3I
Not all women are actually that bad, however ...
>>199182326>I have a bald spot DIRECTLY under the middle of my chin,same haha but mine is from a scar. my beard is actually beautiful and full and lush.
sex dreams are nice until you have to get up in th middle of the night to wipe the cum off of yourslef
if it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
>>199182353testosterone
>>199182343I don't really mind it tbf. Pay for exactly what you use, none of that debit/credit business.(I don't have a job)
>>199182326>which obviously looks hideousWhy obviously? You sound like Wolverine.
>>199182359is that a convenience store or a diner
>>199182359comfy image
dogshit shitpost from the australian
https://youtu.be/Zev9_oyDgfY?si=JKObBI91ENFGGd26
Might've eaten mouldy bread. It looks fine but had a slightly offish almost chemical taste.
>>199182352freaky ahh
>>199182346they should do a right to buy scheme and let them all buy their flats worth at least half a million that would send me over the edge
>>199182376ktim fucking hate it when it gets on your fresh clean clothes too
>>199182378
Yennefer is objectively the correct partner for Geralt
i've been known to have a low IQ, yes
>>199182417ahahahahahahaha DUMB BITCH!!!!!
>>199182254skinny jeans or slim jeans?also soulless lighting. get a warm lamp or something.
>>199182207do you have a big arse as well?
>>199182346>Noooo, why are people trying to live their lives and don't settle for crummy kips for their kids, ahhhha, I'm going insane, pakistani grooming gangs, you can't even say you're english anymore ahhhhh
yella, fellabrown, townwhich one is juice again?
>>199182436ciri is actually
>>199182436you're objectively the correct partner for no one
>>199182352ktim
meeting up with rapekun and futaboy in animeville
>>199182436this but shani
Reminder to hug and kiss and hold hands with flat girls because they need love too
>>199182352gonna send this to the girl I'm talking to hopefully she doesn't get the ick
>>199182391yes
>>199182409catberge gone flippping mental
>>199182436Nah, it's the other one, from the game.
https://youtu.be/JYkD3-_VffQ?si=m2fFS5wY-1DfjL_N
>got to go to toil for an hour for a staff meeting This is awful. Why can't they just do 1-2-1s when we're already on shift? At least it's paid.It triggers my anxiety being in a room with like 40 people I work with as well.
>>199182487nowt wrong with flatties really but to obsess over them like this is a bit noncey
>>199182516Love my catberg
>>199182487crikey hector
>>199182487how do they feel about fat ugly men
shut the fuck up you idiotyou know who youareand you're a mannnnn
>>199182487AgreedBut don't neglect posting thicc cuntsI wanna lick one right nowm
>>199181905Slave morality.
>>199182487well maybe i will just as soon as they realise that horrid little incel apemen need love too sick of this woke gynocracy
Never got the Sunday scaries myself, ladsAt least not since I started being a picky bastard with what jobs I look forI'm looking forward to tomorrow, a good day of reading books and maybe 30 minutes of toil
wow look, rayne wooney! top one!
reading the highway code and this peng lady appears
https://youtu.be/4bxh-I2RmbM?si=aTW0W5tfU9XWydd2
think this may be the start of a bright new chapter in my life
>>199182436she's black-only
>>199182359This picture exudes sovl
one of my mates is a wizard who can levitate rocks and conjure fire out of his hands and shit
how do we get these fuckers outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdxeGCwlWw
>>199182635drown him in the river
ohmygodyou look just like shakira
just got out of bed
>>199182591It's no secret the police are secretly far-right
>>199182635Ya mum levitates my rocks heheheh
>>199182637nuke the lot of them
>>199182102>both really tall at like 6'7Should grow out the sides - most people can't see the top so it's fine
>>199182608*puts the moon in the way of your bright chapter*
Lads what's your monthly budget for expenses?I spend about €1000 myself after everything, bills and the cans and the chips
>>199182666grotesque
any chonky lads in
what if there was a lad called melvin and everyone called him smellvin
not a big fan of the cans
>21/50 for England to win>8/1 for Slovakia to winPut £1 on Slovakia.
nothing much else matters if we can't send the buggers back
>>199182680Do you not pay rent
>>199182637create a massive manmade island in the middle of the atlanticsay that we discovered a new island and claimed it for britainpay people £10,000 each to volunteer to move to the island (brown people only care about short term gains)sink the island
might have to kill me own self
>>199182663timmy cope
>>199182707OUT OUT GET OUT GET OOUUUTT
reckon queen liz should've done an onlyfans
>>199182717>massive manmade island in the middle of the atlanticYa mum off on a swim?
having canopic jar stew
Genuinely mental how things can ALWAYS get worse
timmy james byrne
driven to extinction
how many today?
>>199182716Apartment is paid off, lad
>>199182719ktim
might 'av a hilary swank
>>199182716the irish have used their independence to create a housing crisis even worse than ours so theyre nearly as bad as the italians at living with mummy and daddy until they turn 35
Aryan capitalism is the greatest threat facing the workers today
japanese milfs in nurse uniforms with enormous natural breasts
>>199182788How old are you?
jay slater commemorative sex arse
>>199182803what's your poison?
>>199182826Canslad's age will forever be a mystery, ladOld enough to have remembered the great recession of 2006 but young enough not to have been alive for the entire celtic tiger
Might vote Reform on Thursday.
feel compelled to visit Sydney
Sunak Resignation Sex Arse
The Welsh are the indigenous Britons, along with the Cornish, the Bretons in France and the now extinct other Brythonic peoples of the British isles.Then the Romans invaded, led by Claudius, and a mixed Latin-Brythonic population emerged.Following the Roman withdrawal, Britain was colonised by Anglo-Saxons from continental Europe who brought a Germanic language with them.The Germanic settlers migrated into the Scottish lowlands whereas the highlands were settled by Gaels from Ireland.Norse vikings invaded north east Britain, bringing with them the Old Norse language which had a profound effect on Old English. New vocabulary was incorporated and cases and grammatical gender was dropped.In 1066, the Normans invaded leading to a significant French, and subsequently Latin, influence on the English language.I am a proud Welsh woman.
rum little creature
>>199182869shitholewouldn't bother
>>199182892nice puss
shove your vote up your arsesee what they do about that
>>199182875you said all that just to tell us that you're not white
>>199182875>The Germanic settlers migrated into the Scottish lowlands whereas the highlands were settled by Gaels from Ireland.this is an oversimplification and not very accurate
>>199182838gay poo porn
>>1991826801200 rent and about 5-600 on everything else
on train
>>199182713brits of old could be outnumbered 1000 to 1 yet still maintain their culcha. Skill issue
reckon
Thoughts on Georgism?
>>199182822Halfway there
4chan gave me an interracial porn addiction
>>199182950braverman
>>199182977https://www.4chan.org/legal
>>199182788Ok grandad, aren't you a little old to be posting with the teenagers here
>>199182970prefer f&f by tesco
>>199182970Based.
>>199182990Have to be 18 to use this site, lad
>>199182990he's 47
I noticed that the people most hateful towards immigrants for not working, for being on the dole, etc. etc. are ironically NEETs who spend all day on the internet reading tabloids complaining about immigrants while also being on the dole.
>>199183005You have to be this gullible to think that's enforced
>Canslad is 47
>>199183005been here since i was 11
>>199183036what the fuck are you on about you idiot
>>199183036those two things are linkedthey obviously don't want immigrants taking their bennies lmao
Might become a born-again Christian
>>199183036I make six figures and I want to send them all back
>>199183047He also roleplays as Judge Dredd lmao
>>199183036i work 60 hours a week and hate dole bludgers with a passion
>>199183071Ok NEET calm down
>>199183036Yeah? Noticed that have you?Don't think you have actually. You see "noticing" requires observation, but you're just guessing
>>199183071rattled kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_LN-V3kKLMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_LN-V3kKLMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_LN-V3kKLMKEEPING.IT.PRIVATE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_LN-V3kKLMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_LN-V3kKLM
It's amsuing that when one posts at a certain time, when the mong himself is spamming, the great eye gazes upon you
All rorkes are NEETUs leftypols are hard working tax payings folks between are pooey arse orgies
>>199183120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JnpynfwU70
>>199183084the audacity
playing the simpsons theme on a big marimba
Well, that's one way to prove you're obsessed, lad
>>199183101You are visibly upset, but yes, it's been researched to death - far-right ideology is correlated with high levels of unemployment. It's all very obvious psychologically. Blaming your inability to work on people who are apparently taking your jobs but also are too lazy to work. Nobody with a brain would come to such an idea, it's one borne out of anger at your own inadequacies.
help me choose an EPL team!
>>199183170why do you like judge dredd so much?
Playing The Guy Game (PS2, 2004)
>>199183220st mirren
>>199183215Being brown is correlated with being a nonce
>deport>send em back>this country's dying thanks to the left- boomer who works 2 years out of 10
I make a decent living and I want to enjoy that decent living in a nice country not full of smelly brown poor peopleI would move to india if I wanted thatIt really is that simple
>>199183241Sent that Paki flying back to Islamabad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj27LLLELe4
>>199183220Leeds
>You are visibly upset, but yes, it's been researched to death - far-right ideology is correlated with high levels of unemployment. It's all very obvious psychologically. Blaming your inability to work on people who are apparently taking your jobs but also are too lazy to work. Nobody with a brain would come to such an idea, it's one borne out of anger at your own inadequacies.
Discord trannies out in force today
>>199183215your brain operates on south park levels of political nuance
https://youtu.be/q_LN-V3kKLM?t=97https://youtu.be/q_LN-V3kKLM?t=97https://youtu.be/q_LN-V3kKLM?t=97https://youtu.be/q_LN-V3kKLM?t=97https://youtu.be/q_LN-V3kKLM?t=97
>>199183215>researchedAnd this research?
>>199183215pathetic strawmanI'm opposed to mass immigration because it is an existential threat to our country and people
>>199183215How much do you earn?
might honestly toast an entire loaf of bread, butter it and then eat it
>>199183291Spainnonce arrived about half an hour ago if you didn't notice his usual flood of spam on various VPNs
just went ahead and did the wordle
>>199183303>>199183300>>199183298>>199183297>>199183291>>199183288>>199183282>>199183241>>199183215>>199183101shut the fuck up
need need NEED a gf with a big nose
>>199183329sowwy
>>199183310meds
>>199183329*nuzzles you and makes you feel better*
>>199183340why do you post here when you're not british? lol
>>199183329Sorry, this post was removed by Reddit’s filters
we're so back
Dogshit zingers. Calling all dogshit zingers
>>199183329:(
Ear absolutely bursting with wax. Scraping it out and scranning it as we speak
the rare female soyface.wish she used soy milk though
>>199183380Reports coming in they’re being saved for the new
>>199183329nuked those cunts
>>199183304NTA but roughly €5500. Might go a bit more if I decide to do shite after 5pm
>>199183357whiter than you mohammed etc.
>>199183403>NTAwhy did you reply to him then
she's my cherry piemoves so goodmake a grown man crySWEET CHERRY PIE
>>199183440>>199183440>>199183440
>>199183383i love it when the misso cleans my ears
wish i were a yankmericanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2r_8WY6REA
yall gon learn today
>>199183329all me
>>199183507>>199183507>>199183507
>>199183444
>>199183508>>199183508
>>199183478Do you guys not have backyards?
>>199183439great post friend>>199183478come home brother
>>199183513>/brit.fucked it
small breasts are eugenic in the long run for the human species
being topless at the beach is unsightly
>Warwick University's Conservative Association has apologised after being recorded singing a WW2 German marching song
>>199182862>the great recession of 2006Then you would've remembered it was in 2008
