Look a bunne
>>199196096hi bun
Never had my testosterone checked but have a lot of hair on my chest so I think I'm good
>>199195956>>199196007Yeah desu I think gayboy misunderstood the picture I posted desu. I'm not from here but justlol at flying the aids flag beneath your state flag.
i was only outside for 30 minutes and i am drenched in sweat. we must enact climate change to make the entire world have perfect weather.
Canadians be like we have a unique accent We pronounce one word differently
>>199196138scientists are saying its too late and literally over
I hope no one says the n word itt
once again became attached to something transitory and am now feeling the pain of separation. fucked up thing is i will do it again in the future
>>199196158instead of global warming, we must find a way to enact global cooling.
>>199196150then they be likedid you know famous person is actually canadian because they were born there and moved 3 weeks later????
Russia is winning
>>199196150Americans always joke about my accent the first time they hear me talk
oh won’t youstaaaaaaayyywiittthhmeee
>>199196278do you sound like a saar?
got my dog new toys while i was out and she really likes them. a shame they'll be destroyed in a month.
>>199196150There are lots of regional accents like in the US, retard.
>>199196405name 3 (three) anglo canadian accents
>>199196444Not him but BC, Ontario, Anglo-Montrealers, and Maritimers are all distinct.
>>199196467Also I forgot Newfies.
>>199196269how could they not win? The "plan" as far as I can tell looked to beBait Russia into an invasion and the combo of 1. A highly armed and violent ideological force (Azov) would hold the line at the Eastern front2. NATO gizmos would allow Ukraine to hold the military edge despite lower numbers3. Sanctions would cripple the Russian economy and force deep internal pressure on Putin from opportunist in Russian politics and from the Russian people 4. The western narrative device would convince the Russian people to rise and up politically depose of PutinThese combined would open up Russia for a pro western leader who would piece meal off the bounty of Russian resources to the West who could use them to then box in China and keep global hegemony
>>199196400my dog tears up toys quickly too, i gave up on picking up stuffing on the floor and got him rope toys to play with instead a long time ago. way more durable and he likes to play tug of war anyway. he's getting old so i let him win nowadays
>>199196505China and Russia are together as allies against the collective west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
>>199196467>BC and Ontario>differentno
Ayo dog you might wanna wake up, they say this bitch boutta land in the water
The only Canadian region from which I can’t really hear a distinct accent is the Prairies, and that’s probably because it was the last to be settled, so a distinct accent didn’t have time to develop before accent-smoothing technologies like radio and television made Prairiepipo sound generic.
>>199196444newfietronocounty (prince edward)
jobey whatchu DAAAAAAWG
>>1991965053 and 4 have yet to materialize. Also, Azov got fucked.
>>199196608none of them have materialized
>>199196553Would I be right in assuming you’re from BC, and if you travelled to rural Ontario, people would be able to hear you’re not from there?
retarded niggas be like “wdym? I don’t have an accent”
very organic political discussion ITT
/cum/cel till i die
>>199196721lol
>>199196721I would get off this plane asap
>>199196723Same
canadian niggas be like"HURRY HARD, THERES A MOOSE HUMPING MY CAR"
CUMMYPPIESSSSSSS, im drinking covfefe
>>199196707
>>199196592there's definitey a 'berta accent though it sounds kind of similar to rural ontarians
i said i love you to this man 500,000 times and then went on dates with him and then had a three year relationship and then we got married how do i tell him it was just an accident?
>get Canada Day cupcakes at Sobeys for work tomorrow>bring 3 containers (18 cupcakes) to the self-checkout>they are $10 each ($30)>what the fuck>well I'm already at the self-checkout I shouldn't just... leave them right? that would be embarrassing>I can't bring these to fucking work tomorrow>people might know how fucking expensive the cupcakes were and it's really embarrassing to spend that much on food for coworkerswhat the fuck
>>199196608>Azov got fuckedAzov still exists... and 3rd Assault Brigade... and Kraken... and Azov-Dnipro...
>>199196721the black jobs in question, finally i know what he meant by that
>>199196505>These combined would open up Russia for a pro western leader who would piece meal off the bounty of Russian resources to the West who could use them to then box in China and keep global hegemonyHoly mother of based
>>199196804hitting a moose will actually kill you tho
/cum/ will not be observing Canada day
>>199196996did you not check the price beforehand? $10 for 6 cupcakes is extortion tho
>>199197087thats why you shoot the moose first, stupid
>>199196996>shopping at sobey’slisten here fancy pants, you have too much money
>>199197043you know the debate was an absolute disaster for libshits when they're trying to pretend "black jobs" is some sorta gotcha when everyone knows what it means.
hey guys, would you shag a big tits asian girl who wants mixed kids?
>>199197177yh
>>199197128>shoot moose>it falls on car and kills youmoose wins every timeit’s an apex predator
>>199196996>buying shit in bulk for workShould have gone to Costco
I will only mix races
>>199197203shoot it before it gets close to your car, OBVIOUSLY
how long should i leave a soda in the freezer to get it cold without causing the can to explode?
My cousin was driving at the outskirts of town when he hit a cow that wandered into the roadway. Both him and the cow died.
Trudeau‘s instagram account is something else
>>199196804WHAT A SIN!!!https://youtu.be/vGylDMu_0TU
>>199197230and when the world needed him most...Terry vanished
>>19919722730 minutes will be fine
>>199197128Do you bring a .50cal with you?
>>199197155the actual statement he's making is correct, but there is no such thing as black jobs
all men are brothers
my brothers tears are my tears
>>199196996why do you care so much? you should just not care or pretend not to
>>199197237Reminder that Sikhs are responsible for the largest terrorist attack in Canadian history, and they continue to operate terrorist training camps in our territoryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182
ayo this nigga CRYIN
>>199197224>shoot moose from a distance>the herd hears your shot>triangulates your location>calls in a moose artillery strike on your AOonly winning move is not to play
>>199197279it is done
>>199197299freedom aint free
>>199197359Bro tier
>>199197230F
>>199197390how are meese gonna call in an artillery strike without opposable THUMBS, stupidass
hiding in my room while my family has a party outside
>>199197230im sorry anon
>>199197442meeses are so scary
i wish i had been born an ant
>>199197432t. Sanjeet
>>199196096BUN
>>199197442about a third of them have unicorn horns and can use telekinesis and other magics, another third have wings, and the remainder have no special powers but are hard working salt-of-the-earth types
>chicanos call their teacher "tshirt"
> are hard working salt-of-the-earth typesayo he a good moose, dindu nuffn. Just eatin wheat and studying for his accounting degreefuture engineer
>>199197118well I assumed that cupcakes would be like $1 each at most >>199197218too far to cycle there + no membership some people's only options are sobeys and dollaram....
would you a catholic japanese girl from the 17th century???
I wish I was Leon bros..
why is /a/ like this
>>199197643No bitch looks Mongolian, giant fucking head and jaw, looks like she eats horse jerky just mewing all day
you watch the x files because you're a paranoid schizophrenic who needs to take their medsi watch the x files because i'm an enlightened skeptic in awe at the wonders of our universewe are not the same
>>199197656where are her shoes?
>>199197621>too far to cycle there + no membershipwow imagine if you had a car and a costco membership
>>199196150i feel like a lot of canadians overplay their accent. like... no fucking way you unintionally say sorry like that
>>199197731Leon stole them for a sniff
Hamas is getting destroyed in Rafah
>>199197731is that the oh husbant girl?
nandattebayo
You think it’s normal to go your whole life without attacking someone in the street?
>>199197714then you might prefer a Fuji consort
How many kirkland products do you have at your home?
you ever do something and think damn i wish i hadn't done that
>>199197862toilet paper. i dont remember anything else desu
>>199197359Khalistani Kangs will NEVER back down
>>199197759if I had that sort of money I wouldn't need to shop at Costco LMAO
>>199197765Do you think someone from Texas or Louisiana is faking their accent for attention or something
>>199197656Wish I was her dog bros....
>>199197862water bottles. hundreds of them
Should I visit North Carolina?
>>199197765whatI guess you are mad because we say sorry more properly while you pronounce it like sawry with no o sound
>>199197945Costco has some of the highest quality shit on the market
>>199197862Chocolate chip cookies
>>199197952no because their entire way of speaking and slang is different. canada just sounds like basic american english but sorry is different.
>>199197862zero, there's no costco in my area
>>199197952umm no. america is exceptional. checkmate chuddy.
>>199197993There are obvious regional accents that exist in both our countries. Have you ever left you state in your entire life?
Seen Sonic commercials all my life, never been to or even seen a Sonic restaurant
>>199197971south carolina is better. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE NC FAGGOTS THAT WILL TELL YOU OTHERWISE THEY ARE LIARS.
>>199197982well man I'm not sure it's worth the drive and I don't like driving
Anglo Canadians hold their Anglo heritage much closer. Only old stock Yankees are comparable.
>>199197952Many are
>Canada Day tomorrow WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
test
>>199197960Jill fucks dogs, Ada is only for Leon and Claire is for Mr. X only
>>199197945cars aren't that expensive
>>199198034yes you dumbass. the only notable regional accents are from major cities or the south. any other accent is more of a cultural thing than anything>ebonics>valley girl>scater>surfur
redpill me on pittsburgh pennsylvania
>>199198122>any other accent is more of a cultural thingwhat does that even mean
>>199198049Should I visit to South Carolina, go to a bar and drink a beer?
i am not banned anymore
over half the country pronounces "bought" and "bot" the same
>>199198121and they're not cheap enough to justify buying sorry
>>199198102one of my favorite videos on the internet
>>199198171how poor are you damn
Aboot
>>199198153sure. then visit some civil/revolutionary war battlegrounds or go to myrtle beach
>>199197862quite a few
>>199198170The one that gets me is "pin" and "pen"
If you don't say "car" like "kerr" you're not Canadian
>>199198214I'm saving money so I can get the fuck out of this country. idk a car isn't really worth it for what it does. it's not worth over a thousand dollars plus additional regular payments (fuel and insurance and tickets). just isn't. one of the biggest scams in our culture
>>199198122Didn’t realize scatfags had their own accent
>>199198265Minnesota-pilled
if you haven't hit a meese with yer kerr, are you really a canuck, eh?
nad ageenst ma fackin kerr
I wonder what canadians sound during sex
am makin' bagon :DDD
I miss when the valley girls accent used to be regional, now it's defaultBut actually being from Ventura county and having traveled the country, out of staters don't do it justice, it can be endearing in a way when done right.
>>199198373Cape Breton-pilledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGylDMu_0TU
>>199198381they sound cute.not as good as french or *certain* australian girls though. french canadian girl might sound hot but haven't met one
>>199198391Don't burn yourself, wear pants and a shirt and make sure any pets arent in the kitchen
>>199197255>>199198420oh shit it was posted already kek
/cum/ - Cape Breton, United States, Mexico
Fuck this gay Earth
>>199198451gonna go cook it in my undies now
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I heard there are a bunch of sissy femboys from cape breton. that's all I know about it
>>199198492it's too oicey for /cum/
>>199198531what happened?
Sometimes I use jokes I heard on 4chan with my normalfag friends like "he's sweet as a sugarplum" and I get a laugh
i'm so despondent and restless i don't know what to do with myself ever so i just downloaded tiktok and i'm going to liquefy my brain watching this shit 10 hours a day. over and out
>>199198551nothing
>>199198540Jason tier post
>>199198572>he's sweet as a sugarplumQRD?
Going to Costco right now
>>199198590BasedTheir algorithm is very good
>>199198590No anon!
RELOADING
>>199198673>>199198698who do i trust
Stalking women while playing Oblivion, finding out their daily routines and stealing their shoes
>>199198714me af
You’re nothing but a sussy baka to me
Chris Christie would be a good president
>>199197483*steps on you, thus squishing you to death*
>>199198797and he makes good cookies
>>199197862None. Costco does exist in the UK but there's not that many of them. I've never been to one.
>>199198102>>199198180
Confined by a nature that must die
Would you /cum/?
>>199198945I'd eat her ass
>>199198902relatable
Today's fragrance: Club de nuit limited edition parfum
>>199198968you'd get aids
>eau de toiletteWhy don’t anglophones translate this to “toilet water”
my last pair of shoes to sell, have been sold. may the black gentlemen who bought them appreciate them for at least one day.
>>199199050Im the definition of a failure
>>199198945Depends on her personality
these tiktoks actually made me feel much worse than i even thought possible. killing myself shortly
>>199198945Prefer not to say
>>199199050Gee I wonder why, maybe it's because "toilet water" has negative connotations
Classical slapstick rappers need ChapstickA lot of 'em sound like they in a talent showSo I give 'em something to remember like the AlamoTally-ho! A high Joker like Spades gameCame back from five years to laying and stayed the sameSaying, electromagnetic field, it blocks all logic, SpockAnd G-Shocks her biological clock
Late lunch today is Chipotle. Yes, I hate myself.
>>199199345it's not terrible but it's definitely too much money for the food you get
im tired chat
i want die
do you think if i tried to dress nicely every day people would treat me better?
>>199199560probably
I got brown girl fever
>>199199591i'll try it out, but i am not looking forward to getting my clothes dry cleaned all the time.
made a thread but it died with zero replies.
>>199199498>>199199513same brothers. i'm beginning to understand how the nafri frog spams about how miserable he is constantly without ever getting bored of it
do you grill burgers with the hood open or closed
Mm girl feet
>>199199700closed but idk I'm not toopicky
>>199199700closed
>>199199710too weeb + white
Why are blacks like this?https://x.com/wayotworld/status/1807354377973231834
>>199199710>girlThat thing has a penis.
>>199199850low IQ
>>199199850dude sounds black lol
>>199199691Everything's been going wrong lately Im a loser
TikTok is actually full of racebait
THE AMBULATORY FREE STATES OF OBSIDIA
>>199200000You’re a zero lol
>>199199560There’s a balancing act. Being conspicuously overdressed will just make you seem autistic and unable to read the room.
>>199199399>go outside>everybody judges me for being a NEET>go on the computer>everybody is a racist virgin freak
>>199200000ditto mon frere
>>199200067Im a ho ass nigga
>>199200192Are you concerned about the rise of the far right?
>>199200239he'd honestly be happier if he were shipped back to shitland
can't begin to express how over it is
Watching thirst trap tiktoks
I’m honestly not that racist.
>>199200329you should work on that, gotta pump those numbers up
I'm sober today. Successfully navigated a social situation without drinking
Trump flew on epstein's plane more than 6 times
so bizarre watching chuds slowly troon out
Did a 23andme and discovered I have a half sister in Canada
>>199200491And they all develop the same troon anime girl avatarfagging personality
AAAAASAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO NO NO NONO FUCK!! FUUUUUUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCK! FUCK! AAAAAA
going to the weed store
I'm stoned as fuck
>>199200239Dont really pay attention to it. If a day of the rope is coming my way then so be it
I remember watching a webm on /pol/ about asian people being found dead frozen on the streets of russia, I guess, and being completely stiff like a statue. Apparentelly they were drunk and passed out outside during winter then froze to death.
>>199200630it's too oicey foreem
Need me a ciggy
>>199200709bum me a duz?
>>199200745What
I don't drink, smoke, do any illegal drugs, or gamble.
what's the point of being in the commonwealth if you get no benefits? both canada and the uk want jeet immigrants, we don't want each other. why isn't the process for moving to australia, new zealand or the UK easier as a old stock pureblud anglo canadian?
I NEVER LOSE
>>199200809I bet you drink tea and or coffee though.
>>199200630What a sin
Is it time to do up a litre of green tea¿?
>>199200889go for 4
luv brown girls
>>199200576>>199200609slowest weeder
I know I can do better
>>199200974We must have some new tranny jannies fresh from reddit or something
>>199200886LOL
>>199200886kek
>>199200974I just got a warning for minor bants/trolling of Russia, meanwhile threads comparing Indians to turds clog the catalog. Probably Russian collusion, the FBI should investigate.
>>199201125Would I get janny'd for posting this?
>>199201125Hmm definitely sounds like we have a new brown retard janny
>>199201175Just saw a video of a Russian tank driver set on fire by his crewmate and then a drone came by to stop him and mercy kill the flaming corpse, it was cool and glad that shit ain't happening to me
>India is the second biggest foreign threat to Canada after China, a damning new report concluded nine months after Justin Trudeau accused Delhi of involvement in the assassination of a Canadian Sikh citizen.i want off this ride
>>199201584They've colonized us bro.
>pot of black tea>bottle of bourbon>Lemoyne chapter in RDR2yeah, I’m thinking based
>>199201632Video games are mega cringe shit.
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
>>199200845I do not, although I drink sodas sometimes.
If one fulfills his moral obligations, then even if he fails he has nothing to be ashamed of. One let's himself down if he does not do what he is capable of doing
>>199201682The fuck does that even meanI hate this song so much
finna bust a fat nut before beddy
>>199201665kill yourself
>>199201738What the sigma
>>199201726Bust a nut for daddy…?
>>199201843how bout i bust your nut you fruit fairy
>>199201064Hey, some of us are pretty fast, man.
i buy my weed from esso
the sweet native girl wasn't at the weed store today
I'd bust a nut for some good ribs rn
The Democrats (establishment) should have allowed rfk into the debate, so that they could pivot into him as their emergency candidate. I don't know how they didn't consider the possibility of corpse Biden brain rotting into his microphone all night
>>199201958(the implication is that with only 44 seconds between the posts, anon managed to reach the store and get high in less than a minute making him very fast)
i take my weed anally which gets me high within minutes
>>199202087haha look at that fuckin cat
Threw out some empty alcohol containers. Not planning on teetotalism but I feel like cutting down would do me good.
I can't cope about being brown. I need to change my race. The racial hierarchy is fucking brutal. Brown skin=inferior.
>>199202114Smoking it has the same effect
>>199202147but you get a prostate bump for free while you're at it
>>199202133It's not cause you're brown. It's the same as when manlets think they're being persecuted or whatever You just give off small dick energy. Now THAT might be because you're brown or manlet or insecure or whatever. But other people probably aren't judging you for those things as much as you think they are. You gotta be able to own who you are
>>199202114does that really work? do you stick the plant up there or a pill or what?
>>199202063Nta. Anyways, I'm gonna finish my grapes. Cheers anons.
I'm a cute white boybrown girls flock to me
i can't procrastinate anymore. time to clean my apartment.
>>199202217google 'Boofing '
>>199202247This lameoid isn't going to be around for the new thread so we can call him whatever we want and he would be too late to respond. I'm gonna call him dweebasaurus rex lol.
>>199201175>>199201427war kinda sucks and i don't know who would do it willinglyand it's not even like the old times were you were fighting for something closer to your scale, now it's like the objectives are global geopolitical pieces and the rewards are i dunno it seems like a lot of veterans are on the street or 6 feet under itbut what do i know, i post anime reaction images on anonymous image boards
>>199202344sane post
>>199202193Browns are shorter and have smaller dicks. It's like when an Indian says he can't get girls because he's Indian and then pajeet copers say "it's because you are short, ugly, and skinny fat". Zero self awareness the race.
Ukraine is a better ally than Israel
Love from Kazakhstan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gWZl6cVR0
Jim norton married a tranny lol
>>199202654the antivirus guy?
>>199200809I don't drink, smoke, do any illegal drugs, gamble, or drink tea or coffee.
>>199202682You're made of drugs. We're all made out of drugs. We're nothing but drugs.
Sometimes I don't think any of you can make a nice pizza sauce
>>199202912The first step is to buy an enema kit
>>199202682same but still drink coffee and tea so I'm still haram to mormons
>>199202900Sounds like something a druggie activist/evangelist would say
i could cry watching that video of joe biden at the concert
>>199203012>>199203012>>199203012
>>199202912Good pizza sauce starts with canned tomatoes
Make a real new please, someone
>>199203014>>199203443bro
