David Icke was right edition
for me, it's playing racing games and turning down the difficulty if i find myself unable to win a race
Haven't told my parents about any of the women I've dated. I only want to let them know about the perfect one, when I meet her. They don't need to know about the horrors of modern dating.
Red Queen hypothesis Article Talk Read Edit View historyToolsAppearanceText Small Standard LargeWidth Standard WideFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaPart of a series onEvolutionary biologyDarwin's finches by John Gould Index Introduction Main Outline Glossary Evidence HistoryProcesses and outcomesNatural historyHistory of evolutionary theoryFields and applicationsSocial implications icon Evolutionary biology portal Category vteFor the incident in Through the Looking-Glass, see Red Queen's race.The Red Queen's hypothesis is a hypothesis in evolutionary biology proposed in 1973, that species must constantly adapt, evolve, and proliferate in order to survive while pitted against ever-evolving opposing species. The hypothesis was intended to explain the constant (age-independent) extinction probability as observed in the paleontological record caused by co-evolution between competing species;[1] however, it has also been suggested that the Red Queen hypothesis explains the advantage of sexual reproduction (as opposed to asexual reproduction) at the level of individuals,[2] and the positive correlation between speciation and extinction rates in most higher taxa.[3]
I can never understand any of the posts in /brit/.
>>199207209Bro is playing Mario kart on 50cc...
>>199207209forza keeps asking me if i want to turn up the difficulty, no cunt it's my chill out game for listening to youtube videos
"tanya" sounds like en ethnic name but it isn't
>>199207243
Currently listening to Sunny Day Real Estatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILtsTDg5oI
>>199207243Yeah because you're dumb
>>199207256heheh i know that feelwhich one you playing? forza horizon 3 does that, haven't played 4 or 5
People on the internet champing at the bit for a chance to tell you you're not having the "correct" fun
can't decide which book to read so I'm not gonna read any of them
should've dropped out of school and become an electrician instead of getting a degree in biochemistry
rocketleague tournament toil looms
>>199207278forza 5 but i have played all 3, very comfy games
>intelligence increases ability to make potions>potions can increase intelligence
>>199207298i read frankenstein <3
going to the library to do some coursework, can't get anything done in my smelly bedroom
those robot voices you get whenever you call a corporation or government service seem like they were deliberately designed to piss off old people
white peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjHe1l1eWGQ
>>199207308havent done one in agesused to do it all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmYL5XWhgVMbanger
>>199207375>first woman it shows is a chink
I'm waiting Forza driving game posts to stop!
long for the days when i didn't know anything or care about politics
you know they made a game based on that fallout show?
Currently listening to Ministryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zRCDO-NZLA
>>199207439you're breaking your mother's heart posting here instead of finding a nice girl to bring home
>>199207325teach a man to fish and all'at
>leave sunak to me
>>199207448i've already forgotten the entire plot of this show despite enjoying it for the most part
HOLY SHIT BROSi only knew the techno versions and i thought it´s about a fine summer day having fun but for some reason youtube showed me the original version today.So the real song is about some Daniel Mc O´Britbong getting downend by Helmut von Fickelschnitzler during the Blitz.https://youtu.be/4vgcYBwyw28?si=SUq3nbi4EEbv9QmCthis shit is creepy af
>>199207413>woman
>Patients left in pain and to die alone amid NHS nurse shortages, survey finds
don't want to be an american idiot
>>199207498ghoul finds headhead has fusion thing in itthey need to get to moldaver with itsome flash backs and stuff
>>199207504yeah?*walks away to talk to auslad about forza*
>>199207532might become a nurse just cause there's always a shortagealready got two jobs but i'm desperately needed everywhere it seems
>>199207541banger songbanger album
rorke explaining Platonic forms to his mum
>>199207504I never knew this, always thought that techo was very comforting to listen to, why did you just ruin that for me? Why can't I just live in ignorance?!
rorke telling his mum about ancient Scythian culture while she drives him to the store to buy more snacks and energy drinks
Crisis looked good because it used features in direct x 10 that video cards hadn't caught up with yet and it used them in creative ways that were being pioneered at the time. As time went on it still looked impressive but it's performance couldnt scale well with its design. It was coded for single core processes when clock speeds were coming to a crawl in their gen to gen growth. As a result, multi core CPUs were becoming the norm. Problem is, crisis didn't care if you have 1 CPU core or 16...it's using one and one only.So the joke "but can it run crysis" continued forever because it can't scale with new hardware.
>>199207587take it to >>>/virgin/ for fuck's sake mate. trying to have some mature discussions here
https://youtu.be/qDzod6Voe44?si=oCiNjsB8dU8Rc1yp
yooo cody can you drive 20 miles to walmart and pick up some snacks on your way home
favourite Eminem lyric?
rorke explaining the distinctions between ambient techno and IDM to his mum
>>199207598all 4 albums from this show are good
>>199207568>>199207583>>199207630all me
me explaining why i killed myself to my mum
>>199207630literally me hahahttps://youtu.be/RTrXIlB1RbA?si=9b6IHiV3QGG5GNSw
>>199207627I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my assFaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
>>199207627I STUCK MY DICK IN THIS GAME LIKE A RAPIST
>>199207654Remember the time that I spilled the cupOf apple juice in the hallPlease tell mom this is not her fault
Grew up in a nudist family
>If you didn't need more proof that the BBC is hugely transphobic; here they have cut lines from the Transformers show showing acceptance of nonbinary people.https://x.com/jessiegender/status/1806739208046100894
just karate chopped a fruit fly on the wall like a kung-fu master
>>199207693Are you the lad who's dad was a nonce?
>>199207194That dude's got a nice mullet going on there
>>199207700brain died trying to watch this clip
rorke telling his mum about the dungeon synth and medieval ambient genres while they sit in the waiting room at the doctor's office
i washed the dishes this morning. i'm waiting for them to dry a little more before i dry and put them away. i'm going to do a deep clean of the kitchen today. mad how good it feels to have a clean house
you lads enjoy any good memes on other boards?
https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1807154019711824279
need a very tall gf 6ft + so we just mog and intimidate everyone when we're together
>>199207700that's not transphobic then is it
australia has a new representative for the king. a woman: Sam Mostyn. long live king charles
>>199207727These are all just things you've done and you're making fun of yourself, aren't you?
>>199207595Crysis will always be the most “next gen” looking game ever. That game was so many years ahead of everything else that I don’t know if any game will manage to do that ever again.
YWNB adopted by native Americans and end up rescuing the qt daughters of a a British general during the 7 years war, but you'd know them as the French and Indian wars, and taking them to their fort where they fall in love with you and your brother, and as the fort is being bombarded by the French, you seek your love out in the nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBlfYS5ATEWhat are you looking at sir? I'm looking at you miss
1990-2015the golden age of gaming declined hard since
>>199207739lmaoooo
>you lads enjoy any good memes on other boards?
I miss the early 2010s broshttps://youtu.be/fx8ZKG3ybHo?si=PikCmeXGSg8UfFv7nought to do but munch on molly and fugg sweaty slagsused to be a certified deano me
the scrandemic
I am literally George Costanza but taller and skinnier and with more hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHcFyJ82rFY
of all the trees that grow so fair, old ingerland to adorngreater are none beneath the sun than oak and ash and thorn
>>199207890you in the military son? planning on joining?
>>199207905America mogs.
>>199207194kek i will never forget the intervirw karl pilkington had with him and you can tellon ickes face he was finkin "wtf is this guy talking aabout" kek
>>199207925Happy Canada Day!
brown hands typed this post
not on the cans meIm a teetotaler man
It's 4AM and I'm watching AEW wrestling. I don't ever even watch this shit. I don't know who these guys are. I should start sleeping at night. The more I think about it, I'm doing nothing worth staying up this late for.
>>199207741I wouldn't be intimidated by you or yours
I don't like those sorts of comedians whose purpose is obviously just to support the mainstream narrative and mock anyone who questions it. Prominent examples include John Stewart, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, etc.It's quite insidious actually when you think about it plus they're not funny
Should people who still benefit from the slave trade pay reparations?
>>199208044a deals a deal
>>199208044british empire did enough by abolishing it
watch me whip. and watch me nene. Watch me whip- whip and watch me nene. Watch me, watch me -ooh watch me, watch me
>>199208021Yeah I agree but literally everyone on 4chan also agrees with you and you're preaching to the choir so to speak tbqh
>>199207905as true today as it was thenonly difference is women are needed both for the land and for the home
>>199208013if my experience is worth anything, doing meaningless shit is a sign of having something to think about. a problem, if you will. what is bothering you?
>>199208044jews? yes, they owe everyone reparations
>>199208044sure, they can pay for the descendants of slaves to get on the first boat back to Africa
>>199208070
Jude BellendhamHarry Knob
>>199208055Some people like Richard Drax are still living large off of the literal sugar plantations in Barbados that his family used to enslave people on, thoever
>>199208119so?lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI17VdRfCek
>>199208141lol
>>199208119So, one guy iow?
Just looked in the mirror and caught my SSRI stare
Oh dear me. I say, dear lad, what in blazes is going on here?
VB LONGNECK AT 8 O CLOCK IN THE FACKING MORNING
>>199208141so its wrong lol
Its Real Yank Hours /brit/hope we all have a happy 4th of July and many fine meats and buns as we commemorate our independence from the British
>so its wrong lol
>>199208189wtf are you talking about
>>199208194I’ve got some fireworks stored for Thursday. Proper sky stuff but I need some sparklers. It not right to do the 4th without sparklers
Sir Isaac Newton was an alchemist but uhhhh yeah let's ignore that and trust the science ok
>>199208210FULHAM POO
Unironically just shit out wormsThey looked like this and were in and wrapped around a log of poo, what the fuck I’m panicking
>>199208221Dude lived in the 17th/18th centuries. Pretty much everyone involved with natural philosophy (what we now call science) was trying to do alchemy.
>>199208232trvke
>>199208214slavery bad
Issac Newton got nothing on thisbehold real Alchemy!
>>199208250blacks sold the slaves to the merchants?
>>199208232Our leaders are so fucking retarded it's literally unreal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQb-0P320s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZtr1MwV8nY
Just found out that Mrs Mann from Scary Movie is actually played by a biological woman. It's insane what steroids can do to a person.
She farts while you’re eating out her pussy. Good or bad?
>>199208313suck that shit in like its some whippits
>>199208313brown eye went dodge
Post Angela Rayner pics
Taking testosterone puts you at an increased risk for prostate cancer
>>199208232screaming wtf
>>199208325good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWvgETOo5ek
>>199208232Imagine having an eyepatch and chosing not to be based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEUbrit motivational post #1
>>199208337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD_L_axFyzc
Vichy France is back baby
>>199208328I tried to find sauce on that pic and it seems to be fake thoughever MIGA fags are retarded enough without any need of fakes.
l'm just going for a walk...l may be some time
zesty neighbour has a little yapping woke dog4AM man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Drax#Family_links_to_historical_slaveryinterestingmad how british parliament is still full of aristocracy. why's two diplomas (not even degrees) and money make this bloke a good politician?
>>199208343Nice choon.
>>199208232I'm sick of these dick sucking retard chimp brained baboon faggots. literally none of them even care about America. they would all gladly let this country be overrun by coons and spics if Israel tells them to
>>199208372sayonaratake a good audiobook with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PnstV8lYSA
>>199208372Let us know whether you get home safe.
skibbity skabootleyour willy is now a noodle!
in the library trying to get some toil done and some fucking schizo is making a nuisance of himself, i know it's not their fault but for fucks sake you can't get away from these cunts, sterilise the lot i say
Yeah turns out I’ve got intestinal worms and it’s called ascariasis
>>199208410He can't keep getting away with this
>Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU-ntRAV4lg
>>199208410Sam Hyde is funny and I despise all the contrarians who say he isn't.
Physically? smelly bedroom dwellerSpiritually? Aristocratic.
Damn, even in Australia? Is there no good place left on earth?
>>199207776I brute forced Crysis with a beastly sli setup, it was silly money really for a game already out for a few years but it could be done, I was even running it 1440p 10 years ago. Really good game always preferred it over MW
*ahem* good morning /brit/
>>199208417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5gVa_E1rYE
There are only 2 genders.
sex with men excites me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wY31q4Nons4
>>199208465thats a bit bent desu
>>199208447ktim>>199208459woke nonsense>>199208460keep featherin' it brother>>199208464very true>>199208465umm
>>199208464sick of this cock smoking homo he doesn't even care about white men. He only hates trannies because it's bad for le womens rights, please won't someone think of the roasties, waaahhhhh, by the way get your covid vaccines, morons!!
ta ta there retard
Watching a 50 minute youtube video on something >.<
rorke foenem
>>199208464there is only one gender (male)
>>199208499vgh.... we must retvrn
>>199208390Life's not fair mate your mum should have told you about that
"i may be some time" is a reference to scott's terra nova expedition in which everyone died
I'm mixed race (Celtic and Anglo-Saxon)
toby
>>199208499Are you gonna post the linkHave you ever used a computer before
>>199208520nova scotia*newfoundland*darien scheme*
Mental how you will literally be put to death for refusing to let a man enter a woman's bathroom
>>199208529imageboard not link board
big fan of canadia me
>>199208534scuse me?
>>199208464I don't understand the appeal of this guy. He is so boring. What do you get from it? You watch him react to some woke tik toks and listen to him say "The loony lefties have lost their fucking minds."Oh wow fascinating
>>199208527I am mixed rape seed
>>199208544they unironically literally actually lock you up if you say you're english these daysstewart lee's silence is deafening
>>199208557t. loony lefty
unironically german and mexican megot pink nipples and white skin though
>>199208569Actually my opinions are more right wing than his you stupid idiotic piece of shit
The apprentice was 15 minutes late, so we raped him #jobsitebanter
thugging it on my lone
keep the rayner pics coming lads
Rorke ringing up the Thai ladyboy
>>199208544Woke world gone mad
>>199208569CALMLY DISMANTLED that WOKE teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzW-zV4JhK4Irish lad believes that he's figured out the secrets to ultimate human performance.
>>199208581grim
Woken Britain
>>199208584I was just kidding man relax. yeah he's really boring I agree
despise being obese, the diet starts NOW
>>199208629Ozempic lad
birdsteins have a melty at sunrise and sundown just to remind me that I'm a worm of a man
>>199208623wasn't funny
>>199208639I actually am eligible, I've told myself that if I haven't lost weight by this time next year I'm jumping on it. Even if it shortens my lifespan, it's better to have a shorter thin life.
one of my shirts smells like ballsacknot sure how that happened
This image makes me chortle every time
bashing my bellend repeatedly with a wrench
>>199208665I don't get it.
>>199208673wanker
me and the mrs had a lovely meal last nightstarting to become a big fan of seafood
>>199208658Weight loss drugs have historically been the most unsafe drugs on the market and most likely to be recalledAlso worth remembering that often the most advertised products are the worst for us, i.e Coca Cola, McDonalds
>>199208696chatting shit yet again
>>199208674Americans dont see humour or irony or anything naturally in things.They need a Jewish comedian or TV presenter to tell it to them as straight as possible
>>199208665The funniest thing is how people think Labour are going to fix it.
>>199208687look at those cheb poreswish I was some microbial bacteria so I could live in one of those pores
>>199208699go do a 5k tubby
>>199208687Yeah bit french are you
might get some mcdonalds and coca cola
Proper mentally ill gremlin i am.
>>199208701thats a goddamn lie and you know it sonny
>>199208717this >>199208699 wasn't meI'm grateful for your comment lad
>>199208717why would they recall semaglutide?
>>199208687Shades of Spainmong in this post
>>199208722shhh, I acquire them a 'certain way'
Guinness extra stout right out of the bottley/n?
Absolutely love the 4th of July me. I’m a summer person through and through.
im drinking guinness cause im scotch-irish cody
eminem gone woke call him feminem
seagullberg on a mad one
>>199208411>>199208408l'm back
>>199208748more partial to these myself
>>199208757Based Kyle
>>199208767get up to any bumfun?
>>199208773corrrr
>found the 20 year old porn stash
>>199208801shameful
>>1992087952000s pornyep that was the good stuff
>>199208803okay woke boy
>>199208606What do you think of this?
It's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
Mad how Runescape 2 is 20 years old this year
might jump in front of a moving train
>>199208837>Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed.Not doing any of these things x
what do you call it if you like america more than britain? like jap lovers are called weeaboos. i am a yankaboo
>>199208854
>>199208865Soulless yankified zoomer mong /paedophile
>>199208842bit easier to do it in front of a stationary one
>>199208865Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>199208884FOY
>>199208818For me it’s the VHS era.
>>199208767Wow, so glad you're back home safe. We said a prayer for you.
>>199208884>ThanksgivingAh yes genocide acceptance day
>>199208895please be ai generated
>>199208837>Get up.Done>Get movingGoing to lift some weights after I've finished my coffee>Have a shaveDone>Get your haircutCurrently growing it>Wash your penis Done>Stop drinking fizzy drinksNever do>Stop eating junk foodCut out most things, still some more things to cut out>Stop watching pornShit, just coomed 5 minutes ago>Stop spending so much time on the internetI'm getting there, I'm getting there>Stop going to bed so lateMy job necessitates this I'm afraidd>Read moreI read at least 2 hours a day>Exercise moreGetting there>Get a green tea in youCan't be dealing with that woke nonsense, sorry>A walkOkay>Fresh airGot some first thing this morning>SunSame>The gears turningWill do>The muscles pumpingWill do>The blood flowingWill do>The computer offWill do>A language learnedLearning French>A hobby enjoyedHave many hobbies>An instruement playedLearning guitar>A clue gained Yes
>>199208865Come home
Business idea: change my name to Oscar and become a Urologist so people can call me "doc oc the cock doc"
>>199208919DEL PLATA
>>199208901they were literally asking for it, them and their buffalo
ktimbiwiw (kek, this isn't me, but I wish it was)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX_8Cy587jw
>>199208913Bonjour mon gars
stayed up all night smokin weed feel sick
>>199208919daddy
>>199208913>wanking before the gymmadman
Marijuana is having a negative impact on my life
>>199208957thats like a one-way ticket to Snapcity
>>199208519not about fairness — about his ability to represent the people in his electorate
>>199208938The fuckWhite people are evil
Need Syndey Sweeny in my bed
>>199208665big dave is such a statesman
>>199208801how can we accept this but we can't accept gays doing the same shit in public?
>>199207194Wrong David.
Frenchies voting right wing too.
>>199208710>>199208940*wish...wereHypothetical. Subjunctive mood
>>199208977A warband riding hard for a week straight just to raid and scalp lone frontier homesteads is also pretty evil
stfu about politicspolitics are the most boring normalfag topic ever, especially if you have normalfag center-right/center-left opinions
>>199208991We... do. You ever been to a gay pride parade
Woketards OWNED.
>>199209002I'm Northern, this is how I speak/type. Deal with it Kiwi Kunt
>>199208996>>199208996>>199208996>>199208996NEW
>>199209002yeah I know were is grammatically correct but it doesnt "feel" correct, y'know?
>>199209004You have to be a wigger (average yank conquistador) to not understand why they are pissed off at you settling on their land
>>199209013Based
i love every aspect of american history, good and bad. native and otherwise. it tells a beautiful story
Love overusing the term woke
>>199209025They fought like cowards and attacked women and children, they deserved it
>>199209045No it doesntWatch Deadwood tv series, that sums up the depraved nature of american "history"
USA= Literal mordor if orcs mixed with goblins and sauron was a tranny
>>199209045woke nonsense all of it
>>199209007not bent
>>199209069
Morning guys. I'm not too bad. Toil soon. Funny how uncomfortable your bed is when you're trying to get to sleep and how comfortable your bed is when you need to get up.
>>199209002Based fellow hypothetical subjunctive mood evangelistWe will educate these fucking illiterates
>>199209006After being on here for over a decade, far-right is a pretty boring talking point tbf
>>199209081Telling women you vote makes you look like a cuck
One of the best parts of having a pass is that it only takes 5 quick presses to report someone
>>199209091Damn can't believe you're still on here. Do you still work at Aldi or whatever?I think England is the only country in the world with actual femcels. At least in my experience living there.
>>199209077>>199209057sorry you don't get it
>>199209122>actual femcelsthat’s a man
>>199209122Yeah I am still at ALDI. It will be a full year on 24th July.
>>199209122>>199209091Samefag
keeeeeEEEEEKKKK THIS IS ROOOORKKEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>199207587That was actually very interesting and totally makes sense now.
You are a fuxking oww9wowevv
>>199209095we will do what we can one thread at a time my son
>>199209140Is that the lore? Troon? I just remembered the Aldi bit. Be that as it may, still tons of femcels in England.>>199209155Cool. So proud of you. Do you plan to stay at Aldi for another year?
>>199209215>>199209215>>199209215
SO WHY DO YOU FILL MY SORROWSWITH THE WORDS YOU'VE BORROWEDFROM THE ONLY PLACE YOU'VE KNOWN?AND WHY DO YOU SING HALLELUJAHIF IT MEANS NOTHING TO YA?WHY DO YOU SING WITH ME AT ALL?
>>199209214I will stay here as long as I can and as long as I need to. I'm also doing a degree so when I'm done with that I'll probably look for something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-TIlOu1zEMPoets only want to be loved Ɛ\>