rabbit rabbit
You were saying...?
>>199214724David Bowie sudedish
>>199214797
>post early thread>janny deletes it>op's face
Reckon I’ll just stay an incelHad a call with a woman yesterday that lasted an hour and it was genuinely exhausting speaking to her. She seemed really into me though.
posting a /brit/ thread when there's an active /brit/ thread with fewer than 310 posts needs to be a permabanunless it was made within seconds of another new thread, that's just unlucky timing
gf just sent me this
>>199214926Women are VERY boring
feeling some shock and confusion rn
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1719808042990885.webm
wanky poop wank tits arse
just want the 310 rule enforced consistently desuand the restit's been hell on here these last 2 or 3 months. mods and janberg basically non-existent
>>199214724we call them hares
>>199215365that's ok
>>199215227The only way to get janny's attention and restore normalcy is to spam /brit/ threads until the rest of the board demand action. Seen it happen before, and then /brit/ was strictly moderated for a week or two. After which it devolved back to what we've got now.
>page 3i shall restore this thread to it's rightful glory
odds: cigarillo and buttermint teaevens: pizza and a poodubs: project zomboid
Just no good at Sekiro. Just NO GOOD. Quite frankly I'm great at video games so I'm very disappointment in myself.
>>199215740>buttermint teaI want this
>>199215996Me too but I rolled evens. What can you do.
cunnyculture thread
>>199216040alright if you're not going to drink the tea give it here
>>199216103I would if I could, but I can't so I shan't.
feel awful
>>199216361What's the problem? I'm here for you.
had a stealth bender at the weekend>gf out during the day>get drunk and ketty while she was out>went and got drunk in the car before she got home>got home after she went to bed and kept drinking and doing ket in the spare room>woke up late the next day, took a break for a bit>got back on it when she went to bed
and then I said to him "as long as the balls don't touch it's all fair game"
Going to cleverly trick the people of the trash thread (>>199214731). When it comes time for them to migrate, I shall link two decoy threads (>>199214815 and >>199214728).Whilst they are fighting over which one of those to use, this thread, our safe haven, will be spared.
>>199216853have a word with yourself m8
>>199217274fucking CUNTright well i guess this thread will be filled with tranny and "BBC" spam nowthanks a lotmight as well go to the other forum i go to that isn't /brit/ and will never be shared with you twats because you're such twats
why are there so many threads, what's jammy not getting paid for?!
I'll be voting Tory because I don't want them completely wiped out, just humbled.
>>199217356He was deleting early news. Did three in a row. Then people made 4 more threads and I think janny just gave in and went back to Redit or wherever jannies come from.
>>199217426that's some weak pussy shitwouldn't have happened on my watch
BBC News has so far published 116 stories about Pride 2024 on its website
Absolutely bloody freezing out
Get in you beauty>>199214815>>199214815>>199214815
>diagnosing you with a cold just by you telling them the symptoms rather than any physical proofmore bullshite 'science'
I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>199217494Nonce vibes?
buzzing in my right headphone
My selvedge jeans are too tight
been out for a walk and come back to find you haven't even managed more than 20 posts
This week's goal: sub-79 kilos
>>199217498lol
>>199217511isn't that just being paid to be a NEET at that point
how hard is it to just set up a script that automatically bans someone and deletes his thread if he makes another one with /brit/ in the title when there already is one above page 8?
>>199217526*pinches you belly*
>>199217554Are you an idiot?
>>199217554early new spammers don't even get a ban if janny catches them red handedthis site is a joke
how much is your monthly onlyfans expenditure
where are france going to send all th ewogs when marine le peng wins
So horny for muscle.So FUCKING HORNY for MUSCLE.
sick of living in this neoliberal hellhole
hello
>>199217613>implying anything will happen other than MORE wogs
>>199217588you're an idiotsay why it's a bad idea or shut up
Look at this absolute thrill seeker
>>199217605for the last time, janny does not have the power to ban peoplehe can only recommend it and it can be hours before that's reviewed
this article is sadso many people I thought were quite smart have endorsed Labourhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorsements_in_the_2024_United_Kingdom_general_election
>>199217637we used to hit these with our skateboards when we'd see themgood times
>>199217613germany probably
>>199217613refugees into Britain, Sir Keir will welcome them as they will be fleeing persecutioneven Farage can't complain, his ancestors fled France in the same way
>>199217620
>>199217645big fan of lolita chakrabartihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_Chakrabarti
>>199217639i never said he did
disturbing shit
>>199217671DAT BACK
England must take 20 million refugees from darkest Africa by 2030 to uphole its values
>>199217692Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>199217692Mine works like the US'sWhich obviously makes more sense
I'm a cougherlock me up
i work from home, so bring back the coof
how am I supposed to refer to someone very similar genetically to me, if irish and more regional names refers to people born/or that live in ireland or the region, or have irish nationality ?same for in britain, how do ye refer to people around the world that are very similar genetically to ye? (like some in america, in canada, and so on) (but its still distinguished from ones that aren't that similar genetically even if some of their ancestors were)
our tolerance for undesirables that are wrecking our community must soon reach it's limit, resulting in a swift and merciless purgei'm talking about /brit/ of course
>>199217692I grew up in a house where the loo and bathroom doors opened outwards.
>>199217692doos
Not sure if ive had a stoke or my liver is failing or ive just got a summer cold i dont feel too sweet
Just realised buffalo sauce is simply Frank's hot sauce mixed with melted butter in a 1:1 ratio
wanted a wank earlier but cbf nowlow point in the life of the modern man
>>199217768They were saying corona was going around again so probably that
got a self-defeating combination of pride and sloth
>>199217652*does a 50-50 grind on some faggots spoiler*
>>199217768Stoke's alright actually
>>199217768could it be dehydration?mad how often it turns out to be dehydration
>>199217810Had a sore throat and sniffles for a few days and people keep telling me I've got the 'rona.
snorting lines of milo
>>199217827went to the US for a few months and now obsessed with bbc
>>199217718these people can vote
I've already told you. I give off:ROCKSTAR VIBESOCKSTARVIBES
>>199217885Cocklover vibes
>>199217718i wonder if its mostly decrepit old fucks or other people. 20% is really terrifying though
One of my pet peeves about life is that everybody lies to you, or covers the truth if it's advantageous to themHumans are horrible
Decent tradeMade back the gas I spent buying this + would spend selling this.
>>199217928Not true.
>>199217928what's the worst thing you ever did
>>199217718>>199217913would have answered that for a lark if polleddidn't realise there 20% of us jokesters out there
>>199217827doctor who was always trash you just thought it was good because you were a kid
>>199217841nope been drinking plenty of water going to tesco during lunch for a covid test
>>199217935you havent made anything until you cash out
>>199217928Yeah. Learned this hard way on Twitter
Why can't you all just wait for the thread to hit 310, are you all children?
>>199217885this is your Rockstar vibe
Just failed killing myself. I'm a loser.
Got a horrible ingrown pubeFull of puss, bordered by inflammation
Bought a fly zapper and it just stuns them. Fucking EU ruining everything.
Leftypol unsure whether to be furious after hearing an Italian say "tranne il fattorino"
>>199217987Don't do that lad. Let it all out here instead.
>>199217928doesn't even have to be advantageous for me to liewhy would you limit yourself to saying things that are true?
>>199218004Had a cyst on my ballsack once that swolled up as big as a golf ball then leaked foul smelling pus all into my underwear while I was driving.
>>199217977Cashing out at $1 them I'll rotate to something else
>>199217928Everybody lies not doing it is a petty control thing you do
Lets get a few more news madewe can use them later on
>>199217987this >>199218018 but let it all out here >>>/int/bra
popped a zit and pus sprayed all over my mirror
>>199218033Did you take any pictures or perhaos videos?
any fat neeks in¿
>>199218050need them all rounded up and shot
>>199218018You are supposed to ask how I tried. I'm trying to make a joke 'ere.
How many of you lads would say you have anxiety?
>>199218070>need them all rounded up and shotMathematician hitler finally having enough of the fractions
>>199218084Me! Ooh ooh me me me!
>>199218084I'm too anxious to figure that out.
>>199218088shut up you smarmy cunt
>>199218084scranxiety for meonly ever worried about my next meal
in what circumstance does anyone want to read about dicks in the first sentence of a profile on an app dedicated to finding a relationship
Sick and tired of the woke mob holding the world back
drinkin a monsterfirst caffeine intake for 2 years and about 4 monthsalso quit nicotine a few months ago and they say that caffeine has like triple the effect when you aren't a nicotine addictsowe'll see how this treats me eh ladsmight feel like i'm on proper drugs aha
From now on we will all know what a "Bellingham moment" is :)
>>199218088
whenever i get anxious i just masturbate
>>199218105apartheid was a good idea, we're due a round 2 and it'll be bigger and better than ever
>>199218115Cheating to beat Slovakia?
>>199218084haven't checked the work e-mail since last monday and have the sound turned off because the e-mail arriving notification sound gives me panic attacks
>>199218105bloody too right!
Bloody woke mod
>>199218104Well, would quite like trannards to be upfront about itWouldn't want a trannard without one
lad drank some coffee he is going insane.
Hey cregg I've got the jitters
>>199218139minecraft bloody woke mod 1.7.10
>>199218104
I'm a single issue voter. The issue? gay porn
>>199218137ktimmy work day mostly consists of being worried about messages and emails, finally plucking up the courage to open my laptop to check, finding nothing, and the going away for 20 minutes to recover only to repeat the whole process for 8 hours
>>199218088chektkekt
>>199218161BasedLove itNeed itCan't live without it
>>199218164hell
>>199218131How'd they cheat?
Mental how I'd be literally put to death for saying trans women are not real women
>>199218141gay freak you are
>>199218164Mad how retarded anxiety is. Like how is the brain so spastic that even seeing directly conflicting information that proves the anxiety wrong still not enough for the brain to stop flipping that anxiety switch?
>>199218104trannies are pornsick freaks
>>199218113The buzz you get from caffeine is like the one you get from alcohol, in that it's in a very small sweet spot between not enough and too much. Nicotine is much easier to enjoy because it's more of a relief than a buzz. You have to go mad on it for it to make you feel sick. Until it gives you cancer or emphysema anyway.
what was /brit/'s bellingham moment?
>>199218154chuckled irl
>>199218225Thank you sirs
>>199218194UEFA uses refs to manipulate the game where they can. In this case it was >+6 and calling every soft touch a foul to relieve pressure off England in extra time.
>>199218158You should go meet him so the one room can have the UK's biggest penis and biggest dick
I am a mercurial and inventive son of Celtic Albion, intimately engaged with the subtler bodies that inhabit this tremendous island. I do not resent the practical ways of the Saxon, but I do regret his hostility to alternate visions.
>>199218194the thing that Angus didn't want to happen happened, therefore it's cheating.
Serious question: Why are 30 year old big bunda bimbos from Brazil employed as prison guards in the first place?What the fuck is going on in this country?
the media are under no legal or moral obligation to refer to these filthy cunts as women, yet they go out of their way to in hundreds and thousands of articleswhy is that?
>>199218231>calling every soft touch a foulThat's literally just football these days
really cringey seeing Farage constantly mention that one muslim bloke at his Reform conference
>>199218255the other applicants were male, what can you do
>>199218255rorke we've been over this, women are allowed to have jobs now
Mental how servile and brainwashed tens of millions in this country were during the lockdowns
>>199217718Ah yes, this is to reduce people from catching a cold.
>>199218161same but it's immigration controlneed the visa limits Sunak instituted in January removed ASAP or my uni course won't survive, we got 60% of the students and an even larger share of tuition income from overseas. recruitment fell by half for the next academic year, UK higher education is an international brand currently being dismantled while small boats keep coming.
>>199218271Who?
>>199218265respect, or fear?there's nothing to respect, so what do they fear
>>199218288>during the lockdownsare you acting like they aren't still servile and brainwashed now?
>>199218297that Zia Yusuf bloke
I'm a single tissue stroker
>>199218265>'disgusting'That's the bit that they put in quotation marks
>Prime Minister Nigel Farage week
Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleedin' obvious
earth to rorke come in rorke
Always weird when you meet someone's Dad and they're some little neek. My Dad isn't perfect, but he's a proper bloke.
>>199218324ᵃˡʳᶦ
>>199218315>tateI'm not voting for garage anymorw
andrew tate more like absolute state
hardly any cress in my co-op egg n cress sarn today. wasn't as nice
>>199218313KEK
skibidi biden
>>199218350dirty bastards need their fucking heads caved in
>>199218265why'd you click on itbecause it's ridiculous nonsense and it made you emotional?think we have a winner
>>199218350me in an RPG when equipping the highest stat gear regardless of looks
>hardly any cress in my co-op egg n cress sarn today. wasn't as nice
>>199218268Weird how elbows werent even fouls in Copa America then.
Heaven is white women
>>199218352LMAOBantz season is officially open LAS GO
>>199218357Yeah but the money you spend has gone to good causes, that's the Co Op way.
>>199218332my dad is an anarchist biker and hasn't had a proper job since 1998 when he sold off the carpeting business his dad founded to become an anarchist bikerabsolute waste of a human being my dad
>>199218350the transvestites from little britain lol
>>199218382howling
Always do gay wanks when hangover but straight wanks otherwise Odd
>>199218288You're still a brainwashed servile creature. Say the no-no slur for the blacks. Go on. Bet you won't.
how good is mcdelivery?don't want some somalian messing with my food, does that happen a lot?
>>199218410why would you wank while hungoverchrist
>>199218382screaming
>>199218423fool
mad how the coop is directly affiliated with the labour party and when you shop there you are funding them
>>199218422Never got a Somalian with McDs delivery. Usually an eastern euro or a native.
>>199218396i just want a fair amount of cress, bollocks to their good causes. a good cause is giving customers enough cress
>>199218324yes I'm here :D
>>199218377KEK
mental how typist used to be a job
>>199218435well then explainhangovers are for recovering with rest and food
>>199218462Data entry is still a thing tbf
>>199218465wanks have healing powers you should know this
>>199218399What is the difference between an anarchist biker and a biker?
>>199218462typist is still a job
>>199218465wank to comfort yourself
>>199218462my female friend is downstairs right now typing for zoom court cases
>>199218399Is he at least somewhat cool?
any of you livestreaming rn? need something to watch
if race isn't based on anything biological then why can't I draw a random anime girl with pale skin and brown hair and say she's a native ethiopian
>>199218462typical men gatekeeping sewage maintenance and construction for themselveskeeping women indoors is practically shariah law
>>199218492No she isn't.
>>199218492ESHUTA?
>>199218423hangover wanks have mysterious and curative properties
>>199218439mad how the coop is directly affiliated with chickens and when you buy an egg n cress sarn you are funding them
>>199218492>zoom courtis that where they hear speeding cases? haha
>>199218399parents evening must have been cool
>>199218484Anarchist bikers take the stabilisers off.
>>199218506i don't know how i'm supposed to prove that she is, but yeah, she is>>199218508what? that some type of japanese cartoon porn?>>199218515haha!
>>199218505there's lolipop ladiesin fact the reason they're women is so drivers feel less inclined to run them over. Mad eh?
>>199218510True>>199218515LEL
>>199218515made me lauhg but i have a cold so coughed halfway through the laugh and now theres a blob of phlegm on my screen
>>199218540Corr take a pic lad
Always want to watch proper grotty porn when hungover.
Afternoon de lidsWas hoping to go for a cheeky swim today but weather has been utter shite all day x
>>199218577So you've said
lmao my accountant was calling me from second floor I didn't pick up because I thought it's some stranger woman offering me a job
>>199218559now HOW is a nigga meant to take a pic of his phone screen WITH his phone?
watching santa's grotto porncorrrr go on you elf cunt, take it
Which party will introduce gay porn visas?
my wife went into a comaI knock on her head and say "hey when are you coming out, our reservation's for 7!" haha, women
picking my gay porn nose
>>199218595has brother never heard of a mirror...
>>199218577Check out the Angela Winter asshole fever gangbang ladA personal favourite in the grot genre when I want a really disgusting wank
>>199218526Remind me what stabilisers are again?
all i see these days on facebook is appeals for silly cunts who've gone missing
>>199218600Soijacks are the worst thing to happen to memes since rage faces
>Check out the Angela Winter asshole fever gangbang lad
>>199218484The anarchist biker will be an obnoxious boomer and he will tell you he's an anarchist biker and how all politicians and business owners are evil. Also he will have grown up in a well off family and will have sold a successful business that he inherited to fund his lifestyle and he will have left his family thirty years ago to fuck around as an anarchist biker.>>199218498No.
>>199218582are you working out there spainers or did you take holiday?
>>199218628my wife was in a coma, the doctor tells me oral sex might wake her upfive minutes later i go "doc, she's choking!"
putting cat biscuits up my arse
>>199218600Lmfao
>>199218600HOOTING
>>199218515it's where they solve crimes committed by people born after 1997
>>199218689oh dear
>>199218526
inaugurating the third poo of the week
>>199218685Working de lid but not back in work until next week. Starting to look for work over here tho
going to do my sciatica stretches while listening to skyrim music now
Been putting gremolata on everything lately, absolutely mad for the stuff so I am.
>>199218680Then how do you know what he's up to if he left you? Is he sending you monthly bulletin updates through the mail?
>>199218690was going to make some joke about "that's one way to get pussy up your bum", but that just doesn't make any sense
pouring my feelings into art
>>199218720>Italy - 55So that's why they all have bidets over there
>>199218676Although I like soijaks I realize we haven't had any major memes since soyjaks became a thingThat balding toast guy was decent. I helped popularise it under some east Asian proxies
>>199218720>46>per week
laughed out loud several times at this thread/brit/ bringing the #bants
>>199218760dont get it
I'm a lower-middle class skilled labourer
>>199218720who the fuck shits more than once a day with it being a large dump in the morning?
back from glasto de lads
>>199218728zased listen to this is as wellhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVDblFUlcI&pp=ygUZVHJldGVnb3IgZ2F0ZSBhdCBtaWRuaWdodA%3D%3D
I've just had two coffees and I'm shitting out of my ARSE
Just tested and don't have covid so ive either drank too much for too long and fucked up my liver so its finally not processing toxins correctly or ive had a stroke during the night or something else has gone awry
Me? Voting Labour :)
NEW>>199214731>>199214731>>199214731
>>199218728What do you do for stretching that part?
>>199218745for>>199218657
>>199218738Mum managed to track him down to finally get a divorce because she realised she might die soon and she doesn't want him to get anything of hers.They never did divorce because mum wanted to give him a second / third / fourth / etc. chance. But he never stayed for more than a week.
>>199218158>they think that guy has britain's biggest penisClearly they just aren't aware of me
always stop being funny after someone says i'm funny as it makes me feel pressure to carry on being funny
>>199218745Oh lel
>>199218829you're posting
>>199218788enjoy your colon cancer
>>199218796:(
suffering succotash
>>199218158Whenever he's interviewed he has such an odd combination of pride and distress
>>199218818Did she? I hope she didn't.
>>199218838raped that maggot
>>199218829Same x
bart raped milhouse
Shall be posting some lovely pictures of the young Britney Spears in the next thread. You'll enjoy them.
>>199218840People who shit multiple times per day usually have an inflamed bowel or they have a build up of bad bacteria in their gi.
>>199218884>>199218884>>199218884new
>>199218838
>>199218904>>199218904
>>199218399my dad left politics in 1997 and then did some business in 1998 and then moved to a different state in 1999 to start from the bottom as a wagie
>>199218315
so-called free thinkers when their thread is deleted in 3...2....1....
FFS IM GOING TO HAVE TO POST THE BRITNEY'S AGAIN!
fuckin DONE EM
le sigh...
>>199219002ai is beautiful
He’s lost it haha
Janny is ZASED.
>>199219071>>199219071>>199219071
>>199219046they were lovely images tbf, full of youth and life
>>199219046i appreciate the dedication and the pictures of are lovely britney
Jesus he’s got a right cob on today lmfao
you cannot make the threads
Air fryer or halogen oven
>>199214731>>199214731>>199214731
the new is baking in the oven but its close to burning
based janny sending the mong with the shit thread to the tomb
Zased. So fucking zased.
go on jannyall the way to page 8
new please
so, this is the last /brit/?
>>199219174>>199219174
He’s drunk on power
what did we ever do to him anyway
Who put 50p in the cunt janny
Need to bump the other thread lads
its over
New German CEO and his fellow German execs he's appointed are literal slave drivers, might leave desu
>>199219217>>199219217
190 having the nerve to act like he's not the janny doing all this to begin with
nice we have bully janny today
making a post here just so I don't push the other one over bump limit
>>199219298>>199219298
Don’t give him what he wants
