Me: Yes. Just remembered that I ain't no Unitedstatian.
>mfw I'm not unitedstatesofamerican
I don't think that there is a single happy person in poolandthis is the worst country in the world
>>199218913At least you aren't an Unitedstatian.
>>199218318>>199219392obsessed
no, I'm very unhappy.
no, I want to live in the USA
>>199218318I'm satisfied there.I'll probably spend the rest of my life without ever leaving this country.
>>199218318You are the United States of South America
More freedoms for me then.
Yes no maybe I don't know can you repeat the question
>cringecontro em negrotiba
>>199218318No, everytime I'm reminded brazilians exists I get sad, depressed and anxious
>>199218913No, it isn't
>>199218318no ive yet to wake up without wanting to kill myself for 12 years.
>wake up>remember that I am AMERICANFeels good man
Yes, becoming a United Statesman was the best thing to ever happen to me and I smile every day because of it.
>The Brazilian fisherman asked the American businessman, what are you working for?>Well I’m saving for retirement so eventually I can relax and buy a boat to start fishing in…>The Brazilian interrupts, you mean like what I’m doing now for free?>The American was silent
>>199218318Yeah, I mean what i'm gonna do hate my life ?
>>199227227Commercial fishing isn’t exactly relaxing thougheverbeit’d’ve