Argentina wojak edition
26 and never been to a pub or drank alcohol outside of family events, me
Get the clappers posted
Portugal on soon lads
>>199230423the zoomer experience
Euros preditions
>>199230398early
The bird they have at RTE2 for the euro panel, the chubby one, is proper fit. Who is she?
need to suck a woman's willy from the back
>>199230453Barcades dont count millenimong
see you all back in the other thread in a minute
rorke and his missus
Diego's back from Tenerife and he has pledged to be with us during GE night
>>199230533think the janny is ok with this one, lad
dadberg just unleashed some of the most demonic farts that have ever assaulted my nostrils
>>199230549Can't wait for his sparkling commentary on the results as they come in.
18 and the only alcoholic beer I've ever drank was half a bottle of budweiser
Just went bouldering Only topped 2 routes in like 90 minutes haha
Reading about the OutbackMental place really, lots of it is just hours from any form of civilisation or signs of human habitation. Two lane roads that go on for a thousand miles.If you break down you might not be expected to be found for days. Hardly any trees too, just a big orange rocky expanse with some shrubs and snakes.
Lads, what do we think?
>>199230475Found her, her name is Lisa Fallon.Phalus more like. She is a a FIFA technical consultant
full blown alcoholic personally
Peng ting
back from glasto
hiya
>>199230569either he hasn't seen it (yet) or he's toying with yougo on, post awayi hope you start a really engrossing conversation, only for it to be ripped out from under you
>>199230685be my gf
>>199230692I didn't make this one, ladHonestly, I don't mind someone else making them
>>199230630was just saying this down at the boring bastard convention
>>199230666how was lad
>>199230731i don't either, but when they're early then there's a risk of it being deleted halfway throughespecially when janny has been tightening up recentlyso don't encourage early ones
>>199230612death by snu snu
>>199230765COR>>199230778I find it funny when they do it and there's a scramble to make the new and like 5 spergs post a new at once
>>199230765saw a few nude FEMALE bosoms, presumably lesbian ones, at pride
dire thread
havent been for a poo yet todayjust realised
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1807757235969298628Mikey going homeless because of this
>>199230831i think you have a better attitude about this than i doi'm going to try to take this forum less seriously
>Le Pen's party would be a disaster for France, says FarageFarage thinks the French economy is more important than immigrationReminder that like every other mainstream politician, he doesn't actually give a fuck about mass immigrationHe's controlled oppositionhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/07/01/nigel-farage-reform-uk-le-pen-right-party-disaser-france/
>>199230870it's alright mate, no need, i sorted it
>>199230904Because he knows France is unsalvageable and he dont give a fuck
>>199230904DC;VR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsMUxdZGgWIFor this is not America(Sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la)This is not America, noThis is not (Sha la la la)
>>199230922same time tomorrow? x
VR DC
inhaled a large bowl of pastagoing into coma mode
>>199230995soz pal busy tomorrow, loads onyou'll manage
/Brit/ what moment as an adult cemented your racist beliefs?Mine was when I was watching one of those nonce hunters videos and they stung a Muslim guy on the street. Instantly all the Muslim neighbours, Muslims walking by etc all ran to his defence blocking the camera, attacking the catchers, helping him get away etc. this included women, men, young and old and just before the clip ends when the nonce hunters confront one of them a Muslim woman says "only English girls" then her friends laughed
>>199230979Who made these this one is incredible
>>199231038never been racist in my life and i'm also not the kind of cunt who watched nonce hunting videos
the lads
>>199231038friend got murdered
>>199230979nigga thats nuts
>>199230761it was great. knackered now though. and being alone again feels very strange
>>199230614first time? i want to give it ago myself.
>>199231038Finding /pol/I'm a bit of a lefty now but I'm still incredibly racist.
who should i vote for?not a fan of pakis or posh cunts.
Westminster Voting Intention:LAB: 39% (+1)CON: 24% (+3)RFM: 13% (-1)LDM: 10% (-1)GRN: 4% (-2)SNP: 3% (+1)Via @Savanta_UK, 28-30 Jun.Changes w/ 26-28 Jun.
>>199231038I asasdasasasdsaddddddddddddCOCK
>>199231249greens
>>199231038my racist beliefs were solidified by the constant propaganda about how the great replacement is a myth. you can look at any stats from any institute ever and see it clear as day, and yet they continue to deny it. that and i also hated israel before it was cool
>>199231258ConSURGE.
>>199231241leftypol stuff actually makes a lot of sense when you take away the idiotic immigration policy and pandering to foreigners
>>199231249ReformAll the posh cunts vote tory
>>199230577>>199230612>>199230643>>199230847>>199230895>>199230929>>199230979quite enjoy these, they give me a right chuckle
I have literally never seen an anti David Attenborough post beforeRorke continues to amaze me
>>199231299I'm a foreigner myself though. Well I grew up here but I'm not ethnically British. I'm a slav.
>>199230904I don't understand Nigel's views on Le Pen or Ukraine. He's anti le pen and pro putin. Completely nonsensical. Needs to be the other way aroundInsulting the most comparable political leader of the most comparable and closest European country, while spewing the talking points of a foreign dictator from the most different and distant European countryI literally have a shirt with the man's face on it but he does confuse me. Sir Keir has my heart these days anyway. Even Sir Keir is more pro le pen than farage. It's mad that he's not celebrating the downfall of the anti-british Macron. Fuck sake come on nige what are you doing
I have roundworms
Does your willy become full of poo after shagging a lass’s bum?
come on slovenia!
feel politically homeless because im racist yet also think working class people shouldn't be forced into the povvo liquifier 3000
>I literally have a shirt with the man's face on itdire
>>199231378faggot
Anyone else for the cans tonight, lads?
>>199231341I hate these Elon Musk type right wingers who pretend that global human depopulation is a risk or even a bad thing.
getting bored of being unemployed
let him cook
I’ve heard that Brits hate Poles as much as they hate pakis.
>>199231236No, been going regularly for over a yearYou should
>>199231435annoying cunt
>>199231354the filename though>an-ukip-supporter>an
>>199231449the only reason it's bad is because the pension system is a ponzi scheme
im drunk and in a very good mood having a drink in the garden
>>199231413no one likes rapists
>>199231435It’s Monday
Cum on Slovenia.
>>199231435I might bewe'll see
>>199231353still european so who cares im really just talking about the 3rd worlders who are shamelessly on benefits
Slovenia? I hardly knew her!
>>199231476that's correct?don't tell me you pronounced it youkip
>>199231381The political parties in America are retarded combinations of different moral arguments designed to pander to as many people as they can, you're better off trying to come up with your own worldview than defining yourself by someone else's
always find it funny when i post something relatively innocuous and someone replies with massively disproportionate seethe. you can tell he's letting off steam from his sad real life onto me, pathetic really
>>199231502faggot
>no one likes rapists
anon pressing his knee against his date's at the cinema even though it's giving her the ick. she doesn't say anything because she wants i ride home with him afterwards. anon thinks his flirting worked, only to end up dissapointed when they only hug on her front porch.
>>199231542OOH-kip?Seriously???
alright, let's get this out onto a tray
>>199231542it's pronounced youkip you cock gobbling swine>united kingdom independence party>YOUnited>YOUkip
i ated too many anchoviesi salty boy
>>199231548is there any chance that owen jones is a top?
>>199231435laddy at toil wanted to go to the pub but i told him im off the boozeuntil saturday haha
>>199231542This lad pronounces it uh-kip
>>199231542how else would you pronounce it retard
>BBC presenter David Aaronovitch calls for the murder of trump in a tweet and when people call him out he calls them far right and deletes it
take care of each othertake care of each othertake care of each othertake care of each other
>>199231475Mean, lad>>199231497Good lad>>199231513Been sober since Friday, lad>>199231518Get them in you. lad>>199231604Good ladPints are too expensive
>he says oo-kip
>>199231573done that mong
>>199230951>>199231012>>199231354Don't be surprised if Farage gets into power in 2029 (he won't) and starts talking about how great immigration is actually and how they need to prioritise economic stability
>>199231542the bait that filtered /brit/
fucked up that if you go to prison in america you'll possibly be gangraped to death by blacks over the course of several days, and it's just joked about
>>199231630rightoid supreme mongs just ruled the president has immunity for "official" acts, so it would be very funny and an act of poetic justice for biden to immediately order a drone strike on trump
>>199231632can't believe kilroy actually did that
>farage question time audience member deletes facebook account after it emerges they're a BBC producelmao the sabotage is so blatant it's unbelievable
having some thoughts, independent ones at that
>>199231672dc vr
>>199231683that would actually be funnythe timing is important however, needs to do it ASAP or it won't be funny
>>199231721been catching up with the olds have you?
>>199231721why does the establishment hate farage so much when he's part of the establishment himself?
might get a green tea in me
>>199231675Should’ve joined the skinheads, they would have protected him
>>199231672bizarre fantasy to justify voting for titchy poonak againoh wait it's not again the tories just crowbarred him into office
>>199231771he's a hateful person who says and does horrid things
Using 'based' is cringeworthy.
disconnect;virgin runt
>>199231771He says what everyone is thinking which must not be allowed
HEAD FOR THE ROCKETCITY DIES WHEN YOU GO AWAYHEAD FOR THE ROCKETCITY DIES WHEN YOU GO AWAY
At 41 years and 126 days, Pepe becomes the oldest player to appear in a knockout stage match in major tournaments (World Cup and EURO), surpassing Peter Shilton's record in the 1990 World Cup v Italy for 3rd place (40y and 292d).
>>199231771what element of the establishment embraces/accepts him, leftypol?
>>199231800ktim
>>199231795He would've gotten American History X'ed
>>199231795Why would a bunch of 1970s British punk subculture types help a 2020s American convict?
My arse is so hot, wish I could shag it myself :/
>>199231844He's a rich millionaire like all of the others
>>199231843Portuguese are so woggy looking
I deserve a death in the trenches
>>199231797When did I say you should vote for the Tories?
>>199231844>public schooled>ex banker>ex MEP
want to play video games but my pc i so shit.
dont know what to get me dad for his 80th
>>199231913no one is stopping you
oh my days
>>199231857Only if he started to become a faggot>>199231862I was referring to neo Nazis altogether
>>199231928emulators and games from before 2010
>>199231912he's brazillian
>>199231928play older video games
>>199231956
>>199231956Luv JKAte trannies Simple as
>>199231956about as funny as cancer
>>199231956Based. The tide is turning against trannoid freaks.
>>199231956all that bitch had to do was shut the fuck up and she could do evil billionaire shit in private for the rest of her years while being beloved by all for writing mediocre children's books. but nooooo
>>199231823this what you tell your ai girlfriend when you stop using it?
>>199232000>trannies getting testicular cancer
>>199232006It really isn’t.
>>199232042wahey
>>199232057god i fucking hate women
>>199232012yeah and now she's homeless and living on the streets
>>199232042taking women's hormones actually reduces your chances of getting testicular cancer
>>199232076hey gay yank
>>199232055YWNBAW
>>199231978Wonder why he didn’t play for them, would’ve been a better chance of winning a World Cup
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/07/01/reform-events-reminiscent-nuremberg-tory-farage-rival/>Reform events ‘reminiscent’ of Nuremberg, says Tory fighting Farage in Clacton>Giles Watling says the party’s recent events were ‘chilling’ and a ‘very un-British way of doing things’
>>199232097the worst part is im not even gay, so i have to do my lovequest on expert difficulty with no respawns while hating every minute of it
>>199232057Why don't those matresses have sheet on themDirty dirtyAbsolutely repulsive
>about as funny as cancer
feel like SHIT
>>199231956I got banned on twitter for considerably less, how do these famous people get away with talking so much shit? Her entire profile is just shitting on tranners.
>>199232120Christ they really are trying every trick in the book to scare the public away from Reform
>>199232120>very un-British way of doing things’Good, everything we've done in over a century has been utter shit, and we need to reform our nation
>so i have to do my lovequest on expert difficulty with no respawns
drank 10 cans of Budweiser and a bottle of wine during and after the football last night.symptoms today: high heart rate, vomiting, severe headache, discomfort in oesophagus
off the wankingoff the boozeoff the 'bisoff the tvoff the video gamesall vile muck so they are
>>199232239mad that
>>199231919yeah those are places where the elite form out of but he wasn't a part of the elite in those industries. try again
>>199231607Mad how most cats loathe getting wet but there's also this subset of cats that love showers and going swimming and that
>labour expected to get fewer votes than 2017>will win double the seatsi don't get it
>>199232201odd that her shirt doesn't mention immigrationthis is the Reform candidate who said immigration isn't importanthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjqqzjn7vlkoshe probably has a black migrant bf tbf considering she's a zoomer
Suckin' a moss ball
>>199232205elon changed the rules innit
>>199231843SOVL
>>199232239Who arksed
Post more Lisa Phallon
>>199232332We don't like your kind around here, darkie
A neoliberal atheist homosexual BAE systems engineer professor and vaccine doctor was teaching a class on Volodymyr Zelenskyy, known Jew”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zelensky and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Justin Trudeau!”At this moment, a brave, anti-zionist, national bolshevik Wagner PMC champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by Putin stood up and held up a dream catcher.”What nationality are you, pidor?”The arrogant professor smirked quite Redditly and smugly replied “American, you stupid Russian shill””Wrong. It’s been 300 years since you genocided the American peoples. If you were American, as you say, then you would be brown. Like the 10 million Iraqis you murdered”The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A Message From Ukraine. He stormed out of the room crying those Redditor crocodile tears. The same tears Redditors cry for the “Ukranians” as they send them to die for American interests. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Zion Globohomostein, wished he had supported Putin and the Russian Orthodox Church and become more than a homosexual neoliberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, and as an avid /k/ user he took one out and shot himself. The students applauded and all registered to fight for Russia that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. A double-headed Russian eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and pooed on it. The Red Army Choir singing the national anthem of the USSR played several times, and Stalin himself showed up and liberated the world from fascism again! Slava Russia
>>199232284the math actually checks out because covid killed off so many people
what'll it be lads?
>>199232380Succubusmaxxing
>>199232313I was banned after that faggot was in charge.
>>199232401i'll have a pint of stella if you're paying
how do I drink at home if I live with my parents like
>>199232380average church going trad wife in 2024
>>199232401i pay 8 quid for a pint in my local so thats not bad 2bh
>>199232439why would they give a shitare you 14?
>>199232371This never happened
>>199232201lack of vitamin bbc
>>199232439why not drink with your parents
>>199232401Evian Still Mineral Water, please
mental how smoking gives you cancer and is apparently so bad for you, but seems to have little effect on the body and leaves no hangover. whereas alcohol is advertised and promoted as 'healthy in moderation', yet can leave you debilitated and your body is fucked for the next day. how can it not be worse than smoking?
>>199232439Don't see how that's a problem.
>>199232480>whereas alcohol is advertised and promoted as 'healthy in moderation'is it?
>>199232260a clue gained >>199232239budweiser? holy grim
>>199232439how old are you?
>>199232371That was a Simpsons episode
>>199232474
>>199232459>>199232476>>199232486just feels really grim sneaking a crate of stella up into my smelly childhood bedroom to drink alonemy mum doesn't drink so it's weird ennit
>>19923250937, why?
>>199232480have you never heard a smoker coughing and hacking away as before, during, and after their cigarettes?
>>199232284The vote in 2017 was basically all concentrated between Labour and the ToriesNow the tory vote has been gashed on the right by Reform and on the left by the Lib Dems in their traditional heartland areas. Labour has also lost a chunk of support to the Greens, but the way the maths are working out the Tories have lost a shitton of support in the seats they really need to win.With FPTP you don't need a lot of support to win a big majority. Blair won in 2005 very comfortably despite losing the popular vote in England because the Lib Dems ate a lot of tory support
>>199232523>my mum doesn't drink so it's weird ennitwhat about your dad?
>>199232407took him a while innit
Die Vernichtung von Tony Blair.
>>199232523why do you have to sneak anything? just put some beers in the fridge and have one when you fancy one
>>199232239me to South Indian guy: I hate youSouth Indian guy: bud wei ser!?
>>199232523>sneakingJust buy it and drink it. I live with my mum and I buy beer and drink it in the living room (usually get her a bottle of wine if she wants one).
>>199232380I exclusively date chick's like this
Alcohol just makes you feel worseThat anxiety when you sober up is dreadful
>>199232523don't drink thendrinking alone is a very bad habit to develop lad trust me
it's impossible for the following groups to be based>women>canadiansdiscuss
number of woodlice i get in my room is fucking mental, no idea where they even come from
He's going to become hostile and call you council estate scum for not being little prannets guilty over drinking beer, guarantee it.
>>199232622hello r/4chan
mousenonce is the aphex twin of 4chan
rudeboys slapping raw shmeat away into pale women to make them relax after a day's work
tried nightcap tobacco today in my pipe and found it harsh. think I'll have to just sip it in order to get any enjoyment out of it
alright I won't bother then fucking hell
>>199232638excuse me?
>>199232692>smoking pipe tobaccoholy fedora
How would you kill yourself if you had to
>>199232728prefer not to say
update: the zinc + copper + vit d stack is already making me quite libido'd up
Well rorke?
>>199232756based
Spaghetti really is a terrible vehicle for bolognese sauce
>>199232765>thinktankwho funds them?
any vile slug of a man lad in
>>199232728Charcoal in enclosed space
>>199232765did the professional moaners do the moaning
>>199232789Me lol x
>>199232756Bro is eating metal
>>199232728would bore myself to death by spending time with you
>>199232779It's what people have in their pantry
George Floyd bath bomb
MIght just get a brick phone. I don't ever get any calls anyway
>>199232789Very good
>>199232765NO MORE WOGSGET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD
>>199232841But it doesn't have to be does it
>>199232789woke communist billionaires
lol rapenaldo is wank
>>199232799(You)
Mate from work quit todayHe was a lazy fucker anyway and a bit weird but I'll miss him
POV: you are diego approaching a woman in the club
been had by some kind of foul illness likely a cold or flu of some kind or othercan feel this disease coursing through my veins, draining my life force and weakening me just when I need my greatest strength
>>199232879>He was a lazy fucker anyway and a bit weird but I'll miss him*distant ktim heard in the distance*
>>199232789It's called the Fairness Foundation and it's based in Frankfurt.
really need to stop going so hard on the drink at the weekend ladsthese 2 day hangovers are brutal, the sunday is just lying in bed sipping water and wanking, the monday is feeling shit and tired while working from home
get ronaldo off the pitch he's utterly useless
really quite happy with the tune i made today
>>199232948ktwbmiihaj
>>199232870Dry spaghetti lasts for yonks and costs piss-allWhatever fresh egg pappardelle wank you're thinking of only lasts in the fridge for a week and you have to pay wanker prices
>>199232948lily livered little gimpyou should stop drinking because you’re embarrassing yourself, can’t even handle a weekend piss up lmao
Wasn't CR7 a bench boy at the 2022 World Cup?Why is he a starter now?
>>199232945foreigners interfering with an election? I thought that was anti-democratic?
>>199232734Still the best cup in history
>>199232922can see her rum johnny
>>199232983it's normally a 4pm to 4am sesh with little eating beforehand
I seriously don't get how people move between jobs easily.I left my only real job of 5.5 years and I realise I have made a fucking awful mistake. It is too fucking hard to change. Especially if you don't have good social skills.I am out of my depth in my current job. As soon as I find. A job where I can work comfortably, I'm staying until retirement.I'm considering trying to get my old job back, but would that be humiliating?
Once you've been sober for a few months you realise the reason adults feel like shit all the time is because their bodies are constantly dealing with poison.
>>199232948switch to the non-alcoholic stuff
Trump is all but guaranteed president, they can't possibly hope to get away with rigging it again. Which means Abby's tits will get bigger, like they did last time under Trump.
sisterberg has a nice arse
>>199232948alcohol is fucking grim>kills braincells>makes you fat>lowers testosterone >makes you feel terrible>causes cancer
>>199233007>but would that be humiliating?how can anyone except you answer this?
>>199233024eshuta?
>>199233038Good post.Take the straight edge pill.
Cristiano Ronaldo has attempted 58 shots from direct free-kicks at major tournaments...He's scored one.
>>199232996nigga that image is from 2006
>>199233007Unironically you should be a little over your head at a new job, it's how you learn. Just fake it until you make it. Many people less competent than yourself have faked it through greater difficulties.
>>199233038Makes you an ugly virgin too. Or maybe that's just you.
>>199233038you must be retarded
>>199232645>>199232645>>199232645
>>199233065roberto carlos levels of fraudulence
>>199233127u done me here
>>199233081wonder what went through the mind of the bitter freak that posted this lol...
Just keep posting, you don't always have to be the one to make the new.Bunch of children
>>199233180shan't
poo balm
>>199233079I'm 6 months in and still feeling out of my depth. It's just a hard, hard job.There's so much to learn (it's pharmaceutical) and every time I think I'm progressing, I get set back because of a bad day.
>>199233079yanks are a race of frauds
need a peng trans gf
>>199230535looks like the sun on super mario 2 that comes to life when you take the key
mousenonce getting a job at Roche and dropping his concoctions into the vats
>>199233281>>199233281>>199233281
>>199233240there's three trans teenagers on top of the NHS building in london
>>199233312>>199233312>>199233312
>>199232239Add an electrolyte powder to a glass of water. One of the main causes of hangovers is electrolyte loss.
