Rump Parliament edish
poo smells lmao
Need more big women in this thread
>>199237515>Oh but this is all Cromwells faultYes. You'll notice your very own post admits this by having the first happening in the sequence of events being Cromwell committing an evil act.
cromwell knocked down my local church
fucking hell I want a fat arsed girl with cellulite and stretchmarks on her arse to fart right on my face right in my nose holes, just fart
>>199237556
Prime Minister Nigel Farage
>>199237556>poo smells
>>199237588sorry
>>199237605Chancellor Richard Cuckatice Foreign Secretary Ben Hamas
Imagine literally arguing about some 16th century war when the footy is on. Shut up you stupendous virgins.
>>199237627remember when she done playboy and showed her nips?
Very unique situation having both a British and Irish passport. In England I say I love Cromwell, one of our all-time greats, helped establish our wonderful political institutions - a fantastic military commander.In Ireland, he was bad.
>>199237627*BROIINGOINGOINGOING* yeeeowza!!
>>199237637footy ended already
>16th century
mucking around on ableton x
>>199237658>Irish diasporaI take it you like black women
>>19923763717th, mate.
>>199237637the footy isnt on
In hospital ladsHeart packed in on Saturday didn't it
>Man dies after police chase ends with car ploughing into pub and bursting into flames
zero seats farage
>>199237696No, obese blondes.
>>199237594honestly think that a hint of cellulite and stretch markage is peng
>>199237586>Cromwell committing an evil actWhich is what?
>>199237728bluds in a cartoon
What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this wayWhat a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of youWhat a wicked thing to say, you never felt this wayWhat a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of youAnd I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)With you
>>199237588The tank?
All excited because of the General Election. Also Thursday when the news is not allowed to cover political stories due to purdah and it's always weird.
>>199237588Good
Me tuning in to James O'Brien on LBC at 10:00 am weekdays.
MODEL UPDATE | How would the UK vote if the election was held today?LAB: 436 MPs (+236)CON: 96 (-282)LDEM: 68 (+60)SNP: 23 (-25)REF: 7 (+7)GRN: 4 (+3)PC: 3 (+1)via Britain Predicts, 29 Jun
are charli
>>199237710i just made a beautiful song to accompany this image x
A week ago the Express was on the verge of endorsing ReformFuck did Nigel do to piss them off so much lmao
love not messaging my gf until right before i go to sleep. must drive her mad waiting all day long for me to reply kek.
>>199237747Letting the Jews back in
>>199237793Her face looks damaged
>>199237658If you are so struggling about Cromwell in Ireland you can just consider ditching your Irish citizenship, I guess?>>199237735>obese blondesYou guys can't just mix Victoria sponges with poo and loo!
Thought he didn’t drink?
>>199237732Seethe on EUtard
>Pirates pitcher Paul Skenes (30) meets his girlfriend, LSU gymnast Olivia Dunne (21)yanks upset about this
Thinking about restoring the English Protectorate
Oh my days now the politics nonces have woken up as well. Ffs give it a rest.
Genuinely hate european footballPutin/Biden please nuke that whole thing in the middle.
>>199237556is this real?
>>199237805handed the Starmerites a ridiculous sized majority
didnt know Lucy Letby had a retrial on. reckon she might be innocent then lads?
Nothing to smile about in my life.
>>199237862isn't it just an appeal to get a retrial
>>19923783221 would be seen as much more mature if it wasn’t the drinking age I bet In our minds it’s the age you fully ‘stop being a kid’
>>199237658>In Ireland, he was bad.How so? Conquering land is quite normal for great leaders, it makes sense to expand the borders of a state that has been shaped so thoroughly in one's image
>>199237862At her retrial she said "I'm not the kind of person to kill babies, just not a bit of me really, not my scene"
Reform labour conservative greens lib dems plaid cymru politics politics politics*gives my bollocks a fairly hard slap*
yah mon, me tink im back praise jah
what's the point of a labour government preventing any swing to the left in the party for the sake of elect-ability since when they are elected all they will have done is removed any unique selling point of them being elected over a tory government anyway ?
*gives my 400lb belly a slap*UURRRUURRRRP
https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1719823754371.webm
Looking after babies and NOT killing them is 100% my type on paper but...
>>199237906
Listening to Frame by Frame by King Crimson on repeat.
The zesty mandem are coming for you, Rorke
Catholics be seething
Babies being alive? LOVE it
Reminder that black and brown women hate white guys.
>>199237931who gives a shit you boring wanker
>>199237931>unique selling pointTheir unique selling point is "Blairism but we'll govern better", and that will remain unique so long as the Tories are in shambles
I'd rather have the british communist party in power than RISHI SUNAK
They can't prove r lucy did it
>>199237955lolanglo clowns
>>199237959lol no they don'tthey unironically can't get enough of us
>>199237973captain jack
Started getting into the baby killing sceneEasy to learn, difficult to master
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7k2kXAljtpk
>>199237832here she is with her dog
>>199237725too much cocaine?
>>199237955Absolute state of Anglicanism
A woman being a priest is meaningless when you've already reached the stage of hanging fucking pride flags in cathedrals.
>>199237889What age does the US let people enlist in the military
>>199238007If you’re super hot yes lol. If you are average or below they despise you.
>>199237977"govern better" just means there's no alternative proposed except looking better while we're doing what tories would have done
:O
I want a bimbo gf, lads. Some Californian valley girl with massive fake tits, lips and arse.
Tired of woke madness
dreadlocks genuinely look cool af, but I bet they stink
>>199237809why arent you sleeping together??
nothing good in my miserable existence
The female teacher epidemic needs seeing to
>>199237749Cheating cunt
>>199237943>>199237973https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BpR0BzZS_LE
to be brutally i do fink i've been like completely mugged off by an absolute ham-and-cheese melt and do fink the way you've handled the situation is just a bit muggy
>>199238085I want 758 quid
>>199238120tbf lad tbf 2bh lad tbf
>An odd campaign gets odder. Gather two-page letters being sent to Con/Reform target voters, under CCHQ imprint, in the guise of the recipients writing to themselves in 20 years' time. Some, per source, received by people who know they do not have that long to live.>Letters begin: "Dear XX, Yes, it's me. Or it's you, I should say. I'm writing to you from July 2024, twenty years on from the day you voted Reform. I wanted to let you know how it all turned out for you. And for me. Long story short, not well.">"I've been living with a Labour supermajority for the last two decades. And you have too... 16 year olds were given the vote. EU citizens too. And prisons and immigrants next. Votes given to groups mostly backing Labour... They've kept Labour in power for two decades.">Perhaps the most interesting par: "You wanted to give the Tories a kicking, and I wasn't alone. There were millions of people like me and you who felt like that. None of us wanted to see them back in again. But I didn't want to see them almost wiped out for good.">"There would've been enough Conservative MPs to ask questions and say no on behalf of people like us. Now it feels that we lost our voice... Maybe you and me could have had people in parliament speaking up for us and our values."screaming
>>199238078Yeah I know but so long as they maintain consistent leadership and avoid scandals they'll still be in a relatively strong position vs the tories
britain is infected by a mob of middle aged women who can't stop talking about ladyboys
love smoking...really bad for me though so had to quit
>>199237887dunno i didnt know anything about it till the news come on and the full story hasnt been on yet>>199237894sounds like something an innocent person would say
>>199237801Let’s hear it then lad
the didodem
It’s humid as fuck tonight and I can smell the Mrs’s shit fumes wafting into the bedroom from the en suiteNo idea how such a cute little arse can produce such grim smells :/
>>199238140fucking hell
I pull out a fag and smoke it and say "bad habit" every time I smoke one.
britain is slowly sinking into the ocean and mumsnet is the only thing stopping it from happening
>>199238167odd way to talk about your mother
>>199238167One of the many downsides of an ensuite imo
DESHI. BASARADESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA. DESHI. BASARA.
>>199238164but what if the anal shagging was democratic
>>199238166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNChII78k
>>199238112Do you think teenage boys humping everything that moves might have something to do with this>she's emotionally developed and they aren't it's on her you can't blame themYeah I agreeJust to what degree do you factor in working around a group of 17 year old boys whose minds are operating at 100% capacity at all times trying to figure out how to get their dick wetYou work as a pastry chef in the middle of a dog kennel for 5 days a week. What do you think is gonna happen
>>199238175>Alan Mabutt
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199238175Mental how everything they write in that letter sounds based lolThank God for Reform useful idiots giving Labour the highest majority in memory
>>199238175>>199238140Oh my fucking days THAT is mental
Britain is dying. There is only one way to save it. Cornish independence.
hate my stupid shit life
>>199238222love a cheeky bit of are 'do
>>199238140>Some, per source, received by people who know they do not have that long to live.
>>199238239Shall be voting for Labour just because dole offices are nicer to you under Labour.
>>199238239>Mental how everything they write in that letter sounds based lolNot really though
>>199238252Dido and Carly Rae Jepsen have recently started following each other on Instagram. Carly also follows new music producers, composers, and a creative director.CRJ is going to COOK
Who's been to Peppa Pig world?
>>199238203?>>199238205Yh.Might raise the idea of making the ensuite for showers and wees only. :/>>199238269She’s hotter lol
Want Nigel Farage as Prime Minister just so the smug smile is wiped off of Spaino's fat face.
>>199238140>>199238175>supermajorityBoris had 80+ seat majority and still couldn't do shit don't even understand howCameron got more through than him
>>199238276It sounds based if you were bullied in school like he was
>>199238261Oh you poor little NEET-mongCannot WAIT for Big Starmer to crack down on the dossersWe simply cannot afford to maintain your lifestyle
>>199238306Think there was a particular event in March 2020
>>199238269the deep trembling desire to fatten up your lass
>>199238297blog on you boring incel freak lol
Mental how Pete Steele, that Goth Metal bloke, was like 6 ft 8 and had a 9 inch cock and was still a depressed socially awkward shut in.
>>199238296Your ma
>>199238296Aka your mum's house.
>>199238306>Boris had 80+ seat majority and still couldn't do shitHave you considered that Boris was an idiot who didn't know what he was doing?
>>199238325What are you even talking about
fuck spaino no one wants to read your retarded blogposts
>>199238160https://voca.ro/18U6VcjSUsnOjust mucking aroujnd with a electric keyboard sound
>>199238357
>>199238303he wants you to think he's got a smug smile on his brown face, but he's actually an angry incel lashing out against the world
>>199237787Would be funny if this actually happensBut my prediction is this:>Labour will be slightly lower than that>Tories will be a bit higher, above 100 seats>Reform probably won't even get 7 seats
watching the butterfly effect
>>199238397True
>>199238306>he still thinks Parliament runs the countrylmao get a clue
>>199238405This stuff is getting all a bit too tragic imo
unsatisfied sex life?
>>199238306>>199238365Probably because Johnson was neolib who deliberately betrayed his voters
>>199238402Don't particularly care about your predictionThese fellas might though>>>/pol/
>>199238405never understood these memesdoes this bloke want me to feel sad or aroused, because I'm aroused.
>>199238405this one is sad>>199238380nice one, if i could play a keyboard i'd never leave it alone. v good skill to have
>>199238380You're talented. It fits the image perfectly
If Boris was so dumb how did he win twice?
Is there an English term for swamp ass?
>>199237969Can't have a gangbang without snacks
>>199238405Right that's taken it a bit too far now
>>199238441>betrayed3 months before he joined the vote leave gasligh- I mean bandwagon, he wrote an article about how leaving the EU would be a disaster
>>199238405| || || |_
Watching BBC NewsThey've done a special report on Grimsby and how people are dealing with the cost of living thereNewflash: It's an utter shitholeSurprising amount of black people there too
>>199238473maybe... we're... dumb...
>vote leave gasligh- I mean bandwagon,
Goodnight everyone! I'm going to a therapist tomorrow for anxiety so wish me luck!
>>199238526Hope it doesn't go horribly wrong
I know this country is fucked because my local poundland shut and it hasn't been replaced by anything else it's just an abandoned building
>>199238526dont let them put you on those kookoo pills
>>199238526hope you have a severe panic attack and bail out x
>>199238524>>199238405Is benevolent Singaporean techno-authoritarianism the only way forward lads? Not a chud/rorke but it's clear that Western liberalism cannot provide for human happiness
It feels so unnatural to see fat people walking around outside when it's very hot out. It's a mismatch of environment and body type that creates a surreal feeling with the viewer of the object
Would you rather have an en-suite or a built-in wardrobe?
>>199238524yep heres mestaring blankly at disgusting 500lb fat girl asses, sighing and reluctantly wanking to it
>>199238545Get some refugees moved in there pronto
>>199238568en suite for sure
>>199238568Same thing if I'm on the piss
>>199238568I already have a built in wardrobe. so I'll take the ensuite please
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>>199238559singaporean techno-libertarianism with 80% obesity charactaristics for my personal sexual enjoyment
Not even joking when I say this, but my Grandad's wife (not my Nan) used to say that my Mum had run off with a black man every time I stayed at their's. My Grandad heard her once and gave her a swift back hand.So bizarre.
>>199238590In english Doc!
>>199238584So you'd trade it for an en suite?
>>199238445Glad I could anger you so easily
>>199238633You got your arse handed to you last night sunshine
>>199238627Dunno. It's filled with clothes and shoes and random stuff like my cricket bat, tennis racket and air rifle and all kinds of hats and things
imagin a thread witho ut spainfreak
Meltdown incoming
>>199238659when your hotwife's pregnancy test comes back negative
>>199238664That's every thread because he's completely filtered for meA good, somewhat redundant, set of filters posted above
posho with a wardrobe full of fancy hats haha
James O'Brien "Smack Me" Colour-Change Sexarse
ffs twitter's down
>>199238698It's not full of fancy hats. I've got a top hat, a panama and an Indiana Jones thing. Lots of ties, cravats, random clothing you wear a few times a year
>>199238446it's a depiction of a common reality which is trying to encourage women browsers to make an effort and grow up while also telling male browsers to face the fear of being alone so as not to settle for giant children.radical feminists will instantly deflect rather than let any of this soak in. of course there are male losers, everyone is aware.
>>199238732vgh
Bane wore a mask before Corona, cancelled events public gatherings, sports, transportation. The reason was a bat.
Nobody more annoying than freaks who constantly have to let you know they prefer winter to summer. Literally no one cares, just stay in your smelly bedroom and let us normies enjoy the sun.
>>199238735well I was aroused by it
Deep breaths
>>199238649Sorry lad I'm not whatever boogeyman that your schizo brain is imagining
>>199237588Lmao
>>199238524dam he use 2 draw cute piccysnow he draw teh p0rnos :'''(mopecore sucks go to church
Everyones getting really riled up on /sp/ because the man kicked the ball in the net
>>199238306>don't even understand howthe party decided to pick fights with the civil service and ended up with completely incompetent government institutions unable to inform parliament or enact legislation. probably worked fine for him though cause he enjoyed prancing around in the media more than governing.
mad how much hornier zinc makes me
>>199238732
>>199237658>In England I say I love CromwellDo people in England say that?
Need new glasses. Might not go with chud frames this time.
I've seen hundreds, thousands of football gamesI have never, EVER seen a player burst into tears DURING a matchEVERBIZARRE
>>199238812get Lennon glasses
why is it so hard to stay sober
>I've seen hundreds, thousands of football gamesPathetic waste of life
>>199238796Placebo effect
>>199238829how many /brit/ threads have you seen
>>199238752i don't carewhat else did you do today m'lad
Bro getting turned on by eating metal lol
>>199238809the average person has probably never said anything about Cromwell
>>199238843irrelevant
>>199238836Imagine celebrating being a mutilated and sterilised mentally ill husk of a woman.
Exercising actually lowers testosterone. Look it up.
Biden just ordered Trump to be arrested lads https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1719823754371.webm
I think about cromwell, the new model army, the battle of nasby and the battle of marston moor at least 5 times a day.
>>199238836haha le sam hyde xdddd
>>199238841Nah its definitely something
irish bloodin my arseyes i've AIDS, bruv
>>199238874I would but that sounds like exercise and I'm not a soy boy
>>199238836Seen his fanny
>>199238874Excessive exercise geuinely does. There's a syndrome named after it that long distance runners and cyclists get
just saw a william hill billboard ad in scotland without a single white man
>>199238889Rattled by one image
>>199238924bitch nigga syndrome
>>199238932only black men can satisfy her
>>199238932I actually laughed out loud seeing this kek
>>199238926whites are already gambling degensthe next step is to infilitrate the pedo worshippers
I like big women. Post some.
>>199238932*eyes buldge*
>>199238967i dont get it.
would you want to have this gaggle of people as m8s?
>>199238870>Seen this so much here go to the website to take a look at he/him >this is what I see bit extreme imo
>>199238967rasheed
>>199238984that mixed race bint knows what she's doing
>>199238932I bet that house smells like vape smoke and lynx
Very suspicious how this Zia Yusuf chap (a former Goldman Sachs banker) has seemingly came out of nowhere and is suddenly being shilled constantly by Reform.I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that this is just a reaction to the racism smears from the media so they can go "look we're not actually racist, the left are the real racists". It's pretty pathetic, but it's better than the alternative, that Farage and co are grooming him as a potential successor.https://x.com/Con_Tomlinson/status/1807712883293229342
>Your dad has two sugars in his coffee
>>199238984they seem nice enough.
>>199238836ALWAYS THE TOMBOYS/GOTHS/EMOS GOD WEEPS
Labour has now put in their manifesto that all peng girls will be given implants so they become even more peng to look peng with you next to your peng Audi in your newly built peng housing development.
>>199238984FIRESSTARTER
>>199238984YeahI'm quite lonely
yer da closes the fridge with his hip
>>199238932how does she even poo?
>>199239003is she mixed?jews have that hair too you know
>>199238984>>199239023>the GBbbies viewing squad.
>>199239023proof that tarqs are just as thick as deanos
corr
>>199239023BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>199239044She's obviously part black lad.
stop triggering my lust for essex girls, I'm not supposed to find them hot.
>>199239023omdz rorke...
Dude make a new thread
>>199239082bizarre
>porn addict posting ridiculously fake plastic whoresdie
Wish I had jury duty
>>199239126fuck off JF scum
Oh, the far right party got a majority? We need another round of voting so that all the other parties can form a coalition to stop them
>>199239126gif that doesnt actually movewhy?
>>199239148holy peng
>>199239082This is better
Mental how obvious it is that women are dumber than men, but we're supposed to pretend it isn't the case.
this is what they're trying to take from you
>>199239098and I'm saying to you that JEWS have that HAIR TEXTUREMiddle class people in North London Is it more likely they have a Jew amongst them or a mulatto?Behave
>>199239187I troll u xD
My brother looks exactly like Ronaldo but paler.
>>199239023why did it cut out before the good part?
>>199239199How do we change that
SKIBIDI BOB BOB BOB YES YES
>>199239023Saved
What happening with bong politics?
>>199239210jenny slate a cute
>>199239210Not him, she is mulatto though
>>199239246election in 3 days...everyone miserable
>>199239246Tories gonna lose power for the first time in a while. It's the exact opposite for us in Canada
>>199239278>>199239278
>>199239278>>199239278>>199239278
Omds that Aussie who browses Transgender Reddit for good screenshots
>>199239277Totirs are xhuds Or soijaks
>>199239283>>199239284
poo
