You WILL marry a German woman and you WILL like it
>>199245633But I don't want to :((
Germans do NOT look like that.
>>199245790No choice in the matter
>>199245817Kinda. They are still light years more attractive than the blobthots here.t. lived in Germany
>>199246132I saw a lot of chubby (not quite fat) women while I was there. Maybe it was just the area though.
>>199246166No most are, sadly
fine
but german girls HATE slav bois
>>199245633No. Racemixing is bad
>>199246350That's russian
I am led to believe their of a stoc and strong frameso yes
>>199245633Yooo I've met a few in real life and they seemed to really like American guys. How do I meet one online?
>>199245633uhh why does she look slavic? German angels don't look like that
>>199245633but I want a German guy instead :(
>>199246365It's not a choice
angels
>>199246350Mmmm nibbles
>>199247499How about a German futa
>>199246166>>199246208You don't say?
>>199248558That's an egg.
>>199245633>>199246078>>199246350>>199247835They look Slavic
>>199248412these are 3/10 in iceland
>>199250509I don't see it
>>199249072>That's an egg.You see her teats
>>199245633She looks anorexic, needs more plump on that body.
>>199245633My chance with German women is 0% due to t*rks damaging our reputation irreperably. I can't larp as a kurd either because I'm too white to be a k*rd.
>>199253504LARP as an eastern european thenshould be ezpz
>>199253580My face looks kinda Slavic but not from close, you can see brownness from closeup. Might larp as a Georgian or something.
>>199253504You will have to marry a German woman eventually
>>199253580bruh that's even worse
>>199253622Just say you're Greek you retard.
>>199245633They hate Balkan boys unfortunately
I just formed Germany in EUIV (again) would that impress a German woman and persuade her to date me?
>>199256175Yes. German women love that
I vill not.
>>199256175absolutely
>>199245633Do tall blonde German women with DD-cup like cute 168cm Asian guys?
>>199256175HRE is a much better formable.
>>199247434>>199250509East Germans are brainswashed Wends & Poles intermarried with Germans. Hej Slaveni!
>>199257861>>199257916Last time I showed my Germany to a woman I was texting she was confused, had no idea what she was looking at and we stopped chatting soon after.>>199258003I only formed HRE once for the achievement. I have no idea how a unified HRE plays now, I only remember all my vassals btfo'ing France and Ottomans in two separate wars all by themselves. It felt like cheating.
>>199254948Not true i know a bulgar nigga that has dated a dozen german girls.
>>199258245You should make Germany bigger
>>199259308I could singlehandedly save Germany's demographics.
>>199245633When? I've been waiting for years.
>>199245633No, you won't, Phuk from Indonesia, nor would any germanic woman settle with your kind. They find this fetishization of them creepy and disgusting, unlike your own women.
But why? The German language is abhorrent>sleeping in bed with German woman>she starts muttering in her sleep about farming simulator>"Landwirtsschaft milch und poopenfarten"? I-is that a demonic incantation?!? AIEEEE!!!!>instinctually run away screaming
>>199245633>marryWhat is this, the middle ages?
>>199260150>oh ja anon fick meine muschi mit deinem dicker schwanz es fühlt so gutIf that doesn't make you feel like pic related you might just be a homosexual
>>199245633I'm more into novo-germano girls, thx
>>199260541wowa
>>199259821Like the other blonde interviewer more>>199260541Sexooo
>>199262599>Like the other blonde interviewer moreWho?
>>199254892That's impossible too. Many Germans would notice how my accent has nothing to do with Greek accent. They might buy Bulgarian or Georgian or something but Greek accent is too distinct.
>>199260541who?
>>199260355No, that's disgusting. Speaking the language of your country is one thing, but Germania's is disgusting. I don't care if Berserkers are the coolest melee unit in Rome Total War!>walk along the main bustling street in Shittenholen, East Germany>looking for a place to get some lunch that doesn't serve blood sausage or whatever disgusting food the krauts eat here>At every cafe ask the waitress "No blood sausage?", they look confused and I'm already past 3, I might as well go to the Aldi and buy peanut butter>Moments before I reach the entrance, the three fraus from earlier line up infront of the door and block me>"You vill give us ze blood sausage you have und you vill like it">One of them pulls out a lasso as the local citizens circle around us and start cheering them on, Olaf Schols turns on his megaphone and shouts "los los los!"
>>199263394German women love Turkish men though
>>199263614It brings tear to mein eyes to see the program working so well. My gut freund Shinzo Abe tried his best to improve ze birth rates of his country, he failed because he does not have Freudian hard work mindset like us great Deutchlanders. Ever since all of world's the men started passing our beautiful women to go screw asians, we show the industrious women of our country the Factorio. We tell her she vill be ze assembly machinenwerfenflagen to make little Olafs, and all she has to do is kidnap a man to marriage and drain him at a efficient rate every day... Germania is saved!
>>199245633where the black men at
>>199248661Not that guy but those don't exist, lord knows I wish they did but I've accept that they don't.
>>199263668>>199264069Trannies kys
>>199245633doubt it, I'm 5'7. I don't have a chance with German women.
>>199256175I mean I did lose my virginity in Berlin to a girl who heard me sperging out about Prussian history for 2 weeks straight (visited Sanssouci with her and unleashed my full power level of Fredrick lore). Sometimes dreams really do come true.
>>199245633if i marry her can i force her to cuck me with a black man?
>>199260541holy jiggly big naturals BOOBA
I'll take the Doppelwumms
>>199245633
>>199268027I love snow pale bitches like that
>>199269953+ pastel pink nips and puss
>>199245633>You WILL marry a German woman and you WILL like itReminds me of this
>>199271509qrd?
post the chubby german girlyou know the one
>>199272268
>>199272255A /lit/ post about Lovecraft getting isekaied into a cyberpunk setting. He creates a clone of Hitler to stop all the recemixing that is going on in the future, but it ends with all the Anglos getting racemixed with German women instead.
>>199272418k
my gf is a slav-irish mutt THOUGH
>dfw I will never live in some picturesque village with a german tomboy gf warum leben uberhaupt
>>199273087we dont have tomboys
>>199245633>You WILL marry a German woman and you WILL like itHow much does it pay?
>>199245633Ewwwe no why
>>199258408tell him to write tutorial for rest of us
>>199248412Imagine the arguments Imagine the agingImagine risking half your shit and reputationIt’s all too much and pointless
>>199264336Hans the groomer cuck
But I'm so fucking ugly bros..Not all of us were meant to make it.
german, russian, swiss, i don't care as long as shes a blue eyed blonde angel
>>199245633Can I marry this one?it's okay, she just needs to ger raped constantly so she stops being a leftist
>>199276996
>>199277081lol wtf
>>199277103
>>199277134is that a woman or a femboy?
>>199277183femboy
>>199277203I unironically have a chanceI will travel to germany right now
>>199277492dont come here
>>199277203gay
>>199246350That's obviously some rural shithole in Slavland. Even when German farms were still that primitive f functionally they were way nicer in aesthetics and architecture.
>>199245633When I was in uni in Europe I tried to intentionally agitate the two German girls every chance I could. Fuck Germans.
>>199277705I will
>>199279360How could you hate this?
>>199263372The one who taught you Bavarian dialect I think.
>>199245633Even German men don’t marry German women anymore
>>199245633>>199246078Looks Slavic to me, and I mean both the costumes and the facial features
