>make all girls ignore him>mqke him get addicted to BBC porn
>Oh that's a great idea, Tyrone! I'm going to give you a huge black dick and then make all the mutts jealous and obsessed with it! That should make up for all the slavery! Now excuse me, I have an interesting idea for the next beetle; I'm thinking wheels for legs like a dune buggy
>>199247613Hell yeahBeetle time!
>Yeah, Adam was created with a cock, balls, and prostate, even before I ever considered creating Eve. So what? He was created to look like ME!
>NOOOOO ADAM STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR PROSTATE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HANDSFREE ORGASMS I GAVE YOUR ASSHOLE A G-SPOT SO THAT POOPING WOULD FEEL GOOD