stamens and stigmas edition
thank god for are nhssaves having to look things up
>>199250319incels really believe this shit then go outside and see hideous obese toads with gfs somehow
>>199250319You could replace everything on the left with "be a little schizophrenic"And some people are into landwhales
>>199250319Brother you live in Mexico. Are you sure this applies to you?
need my head stroked and told everything is going to be alright
>>199250335shocking amount of people these days live in these self imposed mental illness prisons despite being perfectly neurotypical, applies to your tiktok instagram self diagnosed quirky autists as well as your imageboard dwelling cave troll incels, etc the internet has done irreparable damage to millions of impressionable young retards searching for meaning their lives don't have in the modern world
producing poo in my bollocks
>>199250335>then go outside andNo you are wrong, they do not go outside. That is why they believe this
i'm going for an incel walk to the shops lads. wish me luck!
>>199250387at least the right side is true literally all a girl has to do is not be fatleft side is somewhat true
>>199250391never met a nice south african, me
>>199250411Good luck sir. Report back on the state of the West and how much you hate the normies while youre out. Im counting on you
>>199250425Such a thing doesn't exist. Never has and never will.
>>199250417good job missing my point entirely you loathsome little limpet
been thinking about becoming a scientologist lately
>>199250425>>199250431>>199250454>>199250457>>199250468what part of britain are you lads from? i mean this is a thread for brits after all
Having one of those poos where I've had to strip naked
>>199250476im from australia
>>199250476*tortures you*
>>199250476>i mean this is a thread for brits after allImmigrants are heckin welcome here chud. Don't be racist
>>199250480You mean you shit yourself?
so what should i do while im unemployed then
>>199250476non-brits keep /brit/ afloat just like real britainpoignant state of affairs when you think about it
https://x.com/Gentilenewsnet/status/1802634350191612366
>>199250491couldn’t torture your own arse mate
>>199250501Collect welfare?
>>199250501learn things
>>199250517money is not important to me for now
hate the pooing wish it was more enjoyable
>>199250501Don't live off savings if you can. Find a new job OR dole it if you don't have a lot
>>199250512you can't even imagine the unspeakable horrors I've inflicted upon my own batty
>>199250537be quiet you
Lads, why is it that you elect a prime minister and a parliament for 4 years but the moment something goes slightly wrong or badly the PM just rage quits by calling an election or resigning?
>>199250564don’t know you should ask the script writers themselves on /isr/
>>199250564ZWNBAG
>>199250564Not a criticism btw. I consider myself jealous. Although if everyone here resigned after fucking up there would be no politicians left to run the place
can’t believe the jews did all the awful things in the world and also orchestrated everything else against themselves so they somehow got on top while claiming to be oppressed simply can’t believe it
cool it with the antisemitism buddy
>>199250592Yeah. Its not a gem its a Dutch webtroon that heckin affirms my gender. Any questions?
tory seethe will be so delicious come a couple of days
ri
Good morning. I love all anglos except that one rattled lad.
>>199250644errr you've got your hair on upside down mate x
im so tired. woke up at 2.00
>>199250655scream
Back from fucking women in the astral plane
>>199250682never flown with them
>>199250643Plaid Cymru will win in a surprise landslide and every Brit will be given a government mandated wolly gf.
this is my life today
>>199250710There was my ex and I met her mother and in that moment I realized I actually wanted to sex her mum so I did. Hah take that ex
how the hell do you have access to my info anyway you little cheeky bastard
rorke secretly keeping up with every episode of rupauls drag race
The Sopa de Macaco meme was disturbing, Brazilians cannibalizing monkeys and the like. It not right.
>>199250759mother fucker
>>199250781I luv me mums
>>199250797Was just saying this down the pub.
feel like fucking SHIT
>>199250836I prefer fucking women but to each their own.
its time to drink alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNYUo5ZjlcE
>>199250319WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>>199250879Wtf why is this so hot
Nothing you ever say to me about my country will make me forget that Nandos is not a British invention. We got one over on you
>>199250873not listening to anyone who has hair like a pot noodle
how much sick leave you get if you cut your cock off?
I am French and am officially nominated by the country of France to say that England is the greatest country in the world. English brekky will always beat croissant.French is a dumb fucking language with ugly nasally sounds whereas English is kino and the lingua franca.Napoleon was a loser. France has always been inferior to English might.France should be invaded by England again and we should all submit for buck breaking.French roses are built for BEC (Big English Cock)
>>199250797reggie :3
>>199250879Why do you have this saved?
sat on my incel arse on my incel sofa
>>199250939Netherlands seconding this motion
Grant from Mythbusters died
Legalise wearing a three piece suit to Wetherspoons!!!
>>199250945Bet your incel sofa touches more fanny than you tho x
>French roses are built for BECchat is this real
Will you savagely beat the missus when INGELAND plays and or loses?
>>199250974it fucking wishes
fingering my gay porn arse
its timeto drinkwater
>>199250910You stole that from a 10 year old that was talking about Justin Timberlake 23 years ago
What food do you order at Wetherspoons?
>>199251015As an Australian I will support Austria tonight. Love that fucking country so much you wouldn't believe
>>199251088chicken burgers are nice there
cant wait to have a son so i can strangle him and go "shut up boy" like hoerm simpson
'Twisters' is a movie about a tornadoHow are they going to insert politics into this
>>199251114Homer Strangleson
>>199251089Um..... you a bit lost mate?
>>199251015My mum is the only woman in the lifeShall be beating her
>>199251118There are so many tropes one could use. Old white men who misjudge the situation, le climate change, black main character saves the day, le strong woman Mary Sue comes up with the right idea.
Reform bros... they got Georgie
nothing wrong with incest between two consenting people really
>>199251196it causes the babies to be retards though
>>199251196Imo if your first boner wasn't for your cousin there's something wrong with you.
>>199251196ObjectionRelevance?
>>199251211nothing wrong with having a few mong babies
brown leviathan abominations slithering out my arse as we speak
>>199251284stfu hinga dinga durgen ass nigga
that prime grade kushthat designer level kush
>>199251304screaming
cacking it for this min-wage shelf stacker agency job interview over zoomdefinitely too mentally ill to work, me. Shall do the interview anyway.
>>199251304very racist
>>199251169lefty media psyop
>>199251238im horny and feelin like a freak
>>199251304Gromiting
>>199251169The racist party she joined was racist? Shocker>>199251333That's right Rorke, every time there are facts that you don't like, they were actually made up by George Soros
>>199251328minecraft ass ikea ass meatball lookinass nigga
>>199251397loosing steam
>>199251372can you just post normally not everything has to be bait
this song is epichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvR60Wg9R7Q
SONG 2BLAKAHAHAHSYASONG 2BLDHEYWAHAHAYASONG 2I GOT MY HEAD CHACKEDBY A JAMBOH JAT
>>199251392dangerously based
not had a wank in years
>>199251415My post wasn't bait, and it's completely normal
>>199251450Seems a bit shocking that he's just kneeling there getting his nipples off and the bottom lads doing all the hard work, NGL.
GAGGING for some jjajangmyeon
>>199251450
>>199250290stigma balls
>>199251447t. half life scientists when you attack them
>>199251468tired of these new Eevee evolutions
>>199251450wtf
Just looked out the window of my self imposed mental illness prison, wasn't a fan.
fucked up my entire life
>>199251502there's nothing out there for us lad
>>199251450Why are gays all /fit/
Do gays always get poo on their knob when they shag bumholes?
>>199251450Seems a bit gay innit
>>199251514course there iseverything to fight for
>>199251506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk
this is what britain used to be about
>>199251529I think they have an enema beforehand to clean all the poo out
Poo is the best part of it
>>199251532just want to die peacefully in my sleep haha
>>199251558VGH, SO TRAD, WE MUST RETVRN
spaff up my fockeng arse
One ticket to The American Society of Magical Negroes please
>>199251658speak up, I didn't catch that
aaa ucd dha ieg ode
Got the Drakkar Noir on
Apparently Dad's Army was the best use of licence fee ever according to an ex-BBC comedy chief.Ironic really because a show like that (with a predominantly white cast) would never be commissioned in today's age. Really makes you think...
>>199251779Does it yeahShare your ponderings on to the BBC and stop boring us you dull cunt
>>199251787sent that freak flying
agbjo uirod daobo inwbu otnyr
why do people still act oblivious to the obvious connotation here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AG545WIsgI know you can post stuff to try to influence other people, but there's no person that doesn't think at least a bit that it was probably political, is there?
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>>199251841you can also smoke my cock
>>199251841shut up nigga
>>199251860t. taig fool
just drank 19 litres of water
twerking my white ass to the play school theme song
People are TOO FAT now!!
500 cigarettes
fukced up my whole fucking retard life
waterberg claiming i owe them 120 quidshan't be paying that
doing a green wee
normies be like>nooooo stop calling it child porn, the proper term is child sexual abuse material!!!
Dudes be like>I'm stupid>What are you gonna do to change it>idk
italians be like>ciao
me gay
>>199252112quite a noncey thing to have an issue with
>>199252061Based aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty based. That's based and- yeah that's based. That's based. That's based- That's pretty based. That's pretty based, I mean- inhales ... That's based. Yeah. That's based. Uhm- That's based. That's fuckin' based. Uhm... That's how it is dude.
rorke be like child sexual abuse material sounds too woke
>>199252150debunked. the second doesn't even cover self-made content, it wouldn't even be accurate. therefore to exclude it is suspicious, making such a person that says such a thing suspicious making such a person that defends such a thing suspicious making you suspicious.
>>199252164kek its true tho
rorkes liberal cousin named roke
this right here... this a babylon yam
>>199252197I don’t get it
gay porn explosion
>>199252197>liberal*leftist
>>199252298liberals are the enemy (libertarians)
found a job i am going to apply to
>>199252308Libertarians are neoliberal thatcherites and pacifist wankers.
>>199252298jimmy neutron ass nigga
>>199252332based. Hope one of the children was blinded.
What turned you lot against immigration? For me it was when a browser game I used to play got overrun with third worlders and suddenly you couldn't speak English in the chat.Perfect metaphor for real life in my opinion.
>>199252414the computer told me it's bad
>>199252426dont let mn see this
Transvestic Disorder is a disorder right, but if you 'identify' as the opposite gender, then suddenly you're disorder free! With one simple trick! Magic.
>>199252426Bizarre post
>>199252332lol white people are weird man
>>199252426
I will now vote for your party.
Going to the gaysauna anyone want ought x
>>199252501woke media full steam on character assassination to stop the only based party able to stop them
>>199252501Yeah I'm thinking based AF (as fuck)
>>199252532hiya
Reckon it's going to be kind of like 2015 where it'll be a surprise win for Reform because loads of people are too shy to say they're going to be voting reform.
my fridge being full gives me anxiety that i wont be able to eat it all before it goes off :/
*crosses arms* I won't be voting for reform.
ladsI really really like the fash aesthetic of the bloke on the lefthair tooAm I fashion blind or does he look good? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgPkDt-AAFs&t=1459s
>>199252596I go to the shop everyday and get what I want for the day
just got back from my walk. the streets and monuments were clean. the indian family seemed nice. the young asian couple seemed nice. the jewish man wearing the hat thing seemed nice. the drug mong looking bloke seemed nice. all the white people seemed nice. some infrastructure was being developed. paths were lit enough to feel safe but still dark. the shops had what i wantedall round a great night walk
>>199252601*spreads blight on your potato crops*
can hear catberg niggerising around outside
>>199252596hate it so much when the missus wastes food. kids in england are starving and she just throws things in the bin. she threw out some biscuits today. english kids love biscuits
BASED
>>199252699your incel walk as it were
>>199252730he just won the election with this post
>>199252730hahaha oh my days
>>199252730He doesn't eat at maccies that's just a prop someone got him to appears normal
one of these countries has 3x as many people living in it than the other one
>>199252501Probably the only issue where I agree with them
>>199252769didnt know that cheers mate *punches your head clean off*
>>199252769>island of 99% fertile grassland has a higher population than island of 99% uninhabitable shitholewoah...
>John Cleese going all in on pro-Labour posts prior to the electioncan't make heads or tails of this chaphas an anti woke show on GB Newscomes out with a rorke comment every few months or soexpresses sympathies for brexitalso passionately pro-starmer?oddballutter oddball
>>199252776why do only old people protest in this country
https://news.sky.com/story/second-reform-candidate-quits-and-backs-tories-over-racism-and-misogyny-13162247>Second Reform candidate quits and backs Tories over 'racism and misogyny'>Georgie David, who was the candidate for West Ham and Beckton, is the second person to defect to the Tories amid allegations of racism within the ranks of Reform UK, less than two days before polls open.>Announcing her decision to quit she said: "I am hereby announcing my decision to leave the Reform Party and stand down as their candidate for West Ham and Beckton, with immediate effect.>"As the vast majority of candidates are indeed racist, misogynistic, and bigoted, I do not wish to be directly associated with people who hold such views that are so vastly opposing to my own and what I stand for.">Ms David said she has been "significantly frustrated and dismayed" by their failure "to tackle this issue in any meaningful way".>She added: "Their attempts to instead try to brush it under the carpet or cry foul play.>"As such, I have now suspended my campaign with Reform, and I am endorsing the Conservative Party - I would encourage all of my fellow patriots to do the same."
>>199252718only labour(whigs) would do that.
>>199252652>that knot apart from that he looks alright. Hair is more appropriate for a young lad
>>199252868Don't care. Still voting Conservative.
>>199252868woman moment
>>199252831Younger people protest too
>>199252934
>>199252934why are they fucking retarded
>>142327206>Why are africans french citizens in the first place?Because after world war 2, there needed to be guaranteed a consumption base for the international-tier economies of scale that were being set up by the allies and their trade treaties,and the goods they were to produce. This would expand waged relations and finally establish them all across the human-inhabited parts of the globe. But that required decolonisation, to cut down the costs of preserving colonial structures (barrackses, wages, equipment, shipping) /pass the costs of labour reproduction to local governments and to allow for old markets to solidify and expand ("middle class").The old colonial powers would now take up the burden of labour reproduction INSIDE (healthcare, education, welfare of unemployed) and the combination of immigration to the metropoles with far-right propaganda was used as a way to separate the locals from the immigrants, fragment the working class and polarised locals from immigrants, leading to the national integration of the local working class. As the profits rose and capital expanded, the immigrants themselves slowly joined the consumer base.
>>199252970>opposing genocide is "retarded"
>>199252978blud replying to a 3 year old post oh my days
Was going to post something but just deleted it.
rorke playing happy wheels spike fall and dying in justin bieber tier
>>199252970They're all brown
>>199252978*puts hand on shoulder* take a break
>>199252934wtf when did we start bombing gaza
>>199253029Cant give black people's organs to whites though, so the blood thing kind of falls flat.
>>199253029mad how you can just check the dna
>>199253031Ya seethe? Ya exhausted from the truth bomb?
>>199253029Blacks don't donate so they're both white.
>>199253029never seen a black when i've gone to donate blood
*holds up chimpanzee blood and human blood*pick the human one
>A 29-year-old transgender person who lost all hope took their own life outside a hospital despite 'screaming very loudly for help to stay alive', their mother has told an inquest.
>>199253121>many feelCitation needed
>>199253029Rorke flummoxed
>>199253126Yeah, but you can't fuse chimp blood with human blood, you'll kill the human. Idiotic analogy.
>>199253177debunked https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/animals/can-humans-receive-blood-from-chimps.html
you can transfuse pig blood into humans
you can grow concrete
I like the idea of socialism but I'm not a fan of immigrants and trannies
All our lives depend on a Tory victory.
mad how nato can't contain russiasurely they should be pissing it
>>199253280No it doesn't, they deserve to be destroyedWe need a reform victory
woman [sic]
>>199253311Reform will get 8 seats max LOL
>>199253203>>199253228That means it's still a stupid analogy. Lmao. If you can transfuse chimp blood, why make the analogy in the first place?
>>199253324Enough to raise questions about immigration consistentlywhat do the tories even have to offer apart from 'muh tax!!!'
>>199253330looks a bit like rorke
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>>199252868Shit like this just makes the Tories look badYou'd think they'd have learned from their mistake during the referendum of having plants like Sarah Wollaston in the leave campaign to have them come out at the last minute as remain supporters because leave is bigoted and racist (in hindsight the idea that Wollaston was ever a leave supporter is fucking laughable)
>>199253329the image earlier was showing blood from two things acting like if they are the same then the two things are the same.
>>199253228Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
day of the fap
>>199253324I think every single Reform supporter would consider that an excellent result.
find the easiest way is to not care about politics at all, shan't vote a singular time in my life and shan't entertain myself with the ins and outs of what specific governments claim they will or won't donothing really changes except you have a few less things to consciously bother you
writhing around on the floor like a worm
>>199253280Think I'll still be alive if Labour win, actually
>>199253365Acting like? If they are the same, yes, they are the same. Tautology.
>>199253407Based desu it's all controlled by the unelected Civil Service anyway who do whatever they want regardless of what Parliament or the electorate wishes them to do.
>>199253407>to not care about politics at all>shan't vote a singular timeNot the same thing
zero seats for the toriesI voted for less wogs not 1 million more of them a year
1942: Joe Biden is born 1946: Bill Clinton is born 1993: Bill Clinton becomes president2021: Joe Biden becomes president
>>199253451yeh? mad that
Vote Reform guys! They'll DEFINITELY stop immigration
a zoomer will look you dead in the face and tell you that revenge of the sith is the best star wars film and really the prequel trilogy isn't bad at allmatter of perspective innit
If you really truly think about it it is quite poetic how the person whose responsibility is to prevent the loss of the old system of democracy in the United States is an old codger who is so old that he can't finish a sentence
this lil nigga went to market this lil nigga stayed home
This is why we need to get rid of fptp if this is the impact 130K voters (<0.2% of the population) can have on the outcome of an election
who do I vote for ladsmy constituency election this year has its own wiki page lmaooooo
>>199253474The US isn't a democracy it's a republic.
>>199253472Never watched a Star War, simply can't be arsed to do it, don't care about any Star War shite
>>199253469as opposed to who else?
>>199253458biden was born earlier than the 4 presidents before him; trump, obama, bush, and clinton
>>199253507fair enough, i was like that for a while until i decided to start enjoying things instead of aggressively refusing to engage in culture
>>199253489Vote Labour. Don't really need 5 years of hysterical commie screeching
>voting
>>199253511based lich
im voting noone
>>199253524ktim and a very good way to put it
>>199253456>>199253469>>199253407Funny how it's either a tossup between "politics don't matter anyway, don't vote" when the propaganda loses power, still associating politics with voting strictly, or good old "immigration issue" as if that were the contesting point of workers around the world.
gfberg still thinks politics matter and it's not all a rigged game of the rich oppressing the poor and has been since time immemorial
The Honorable Member Nick Noone MP for North Inceltown
>>199253489Vote Corbyn to fuck over Starmer
>>199253564simply don't care
Off the booze and feel great
>>199253524>>199253561samefagging
which is the most antisemitic party to vote for
>>199253594bit early innit
driving a 1984 VW Rabbit GTI in forza because i'm a bit strapped at the minute
>>199253603jews are based though
>>199253600nope
>>199253603Labour, or if you have a pro-Gaza independent towelhead candidate then vote for them.
>>199253611no they aren’t
>>199253600come now do you really think i would be that narcissistic? do you project your own mental deficiencies onto other people very often?
sucking a covfefe
i'm voting for the magpie party
third world favela niggas are infinitely more happy than the average firstie
>>199253625why not
the archmage has sent me on a quest to the crypt of Del Weyr to slay the deathless grey king, J'o Bei-Dan, ancient ruler of the fallen Empire of the Eaglehe speaks in ancient tongue, in curses that are unintelligible to human ears, like the mutters of the long dead
>>199253682>>199253682>>199253682
forza horizon 2 has too many championships but my OCD is compelling me to complete every last one of them, that's 672 races in total
>>199253667LOOOOOOL
bye
>>199253603Likud, unironically
>>199253426you need to learn english
