/brit/ edition
How do you do, my fellow celtic men?
chewsday innit? New day. New chapter in me life starts now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIZBrt_j3iA&list=LL&index=13
the scranocalypse
tooka smell clinging to the whole of emily's tight teen body
So lets just ignore the fact Spainonce was samefagging and cuckspamming with US, Belgium and UK flags non stop for the whole that last thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQb-0P320s
>>199261673laaaaaaawd jesus LOL
>>199261537If Labour win fewer than 400 seats I'll poo in my hat and eat it. I'll even livestream it as some Friday night entertainment for the lads.
who is stamer's policy on american gfs?
>>199261730why does she have such cold dead black eyes?
>>199261730Bet her farts absolutely honk.
God I love when OF girls take lewds in cons and parks and especially when they do cum walks or put stuff in their ass and pussy on rides when they have no panties and piss and shit everywhere when they just go on a ride and put their finger in their ass and taste the shit from it and make a little turd lipstick and smear it on their lips and then talk to the vendors and buy stuff and they have to pretend everything's normal while they have cummy faces and shitty lips and there's no recourse they have to smell the shit and look at the cum and they do it while pissing and masturbating and everyone is trying to look away
>>199261679YesIgnore it and filter it
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Proper cretin freak hours these.
>>199261767Haha yeah *turns to talk to someone else*
>>199261767this is it the western civilisation /pol/ is trying to save
tuesdays are always shite on /brit/
posttoilfootballtoil
>>199261767are you incel diaspora
>God I love when OF girls take lewds in cons and parks and especially when they do cum walks or put stuff in their ass and pussy on rides when they have no panties and piss and shit everywhere when they just go on a ride and put their finger in their ass and taste the shit from it and make a little turd lipstick and smear it on their lips and then talk to the vendors and buy stuff and they have to pretend everything's normal while they have cummy faces and shitty lips and there's no recourse they have to smell the shit and look at the cum and they do it while pissing and masturbating and everyone is trying to look away
>>199261812spainnonces carer has a day off so he has uninterrupted time alone with his computer
>Twenty-two Conservative Cabinet Members are likely to lose their seats.>Rishi Sunak, Oliver Dowden, Grant Shapps, Penny Mordaunt, Kemi Badenoch, Claire Coutinho, Mel Stride, Richard Holden, Chris Heaton-Harris, David Davies, Victoria Prentis, Esther McVey, Andrew Mitchell (all to Labour)>Jeremy Hunt, Alex Chalk, Michelle Donelan, Gillian Keegan, John Glen (to Lib Dem)>Alister Jack (to SNP); Simon Hart (to Plaid Cyrmu), Johnny Mercer (to Reform)
>Refugees escapegoated by government, claims Rayner
gotta drive mumberg to the airport, silver lining is that i can pick up a load of tacobell sloppa
>>199261874The fuck? Isn’t he Hindu?
>>199261767was just saying this down the pub yesterday
any pakis in? might cook a curry
>>199261673>>199261707Have fun doing this in 10 years when this place has died, harvesting (You)s from yourself like a derangeed virtual cannibap
>>199261859>Rishi Sunaklol
>>199261885getting the chicken nuggets
he's righthttps://x.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1808082855559323983
>>199261874God i wish i had a jeeta mccy ds gf
janny deleted the thread that was created firstcant believe what im witnessing, corruption at its core
>>199261917Rory has Jewish ancestry
>>199261874
>>199261845kek
The Starmer campaign has been genuinely impressive at keeping it quiet that his wife and children are Jewish. They must have literally buried this fact. Imagine if this had been spread very publicly amongst Labour's brown constituencies.
>>199261885yea
Once again, is there anything Tories can use as fear mongering against labour these days?>they’ll strip the police force down and let criminals get away with a slap on the wristAlready like this in Tory Britain>Labour will open the borders and let over 100,000 migrants in every year! All the migrants have to do is cross the channel on a boatLike what Tory border force have been doing for the last 5 years?>Labour will take all these illegal immigrants and put them into 4 star hotels and countryside manors at the tax payers expense!Like what you Tories are doing>labour will import hundreds of migrants and dump them on countryside villages and towns as ethnic enrichmentLike you Tories putting migrant centres next to predominantly white towns the past 2 years?>Labours going to turn Dr who gay and black!Lmao
are supertramp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcgQ8agOCZ0
cannot imagine how anyone gets involved in boring establishment politics unless they are power hungry
>>199261966Not reading all that shite.
>>199261951lol
>>199261874there he is, the everyman
>>199261911seems bizarre to buy from a restaurant whose main offering is beef>>199261951lmfao
>>199261951LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The UK is a third world country
>>199261994
>>199261958you are simply a cuck if you adhere to your wifes religion/culture
>>199261874Reckon that food was binned by his security instantly after the photo was taken
>>199261951>uber jeets
mental how there were three different cuck posters going at it for hours and they all just suddenly stopped at the exact same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIZNVKk2JDc&ab_channel=BobbyBrown-Topicbrooklyn thugs were pumping in your mum while this joint was thumping on the speakers back in the 90s
>>199262008It's amazing that so many deaths are because pajeets don't understand that the train is wider than the tracks
>>199261958>The Starmer campaign has been genuinely impressive at keeping it quiet that his wife and children are JewishThey've been pretty open about it actually, his wife was all up in the news the other day about the Palestine lot intimidating her at her house
we're in here>>199261607>>199261607>>199261607
>>199262049they were sliding the other thread, something triggered them
just want to clarify it was another leaf that called that irish poo poster james joyce i just also thought of it and had the opportunity to post it again thanks x
>>199262074
>>199262008wtf is this glif app meme
>>199262074Are we yeah?
>>199262082remember watching this on a stream with /pol/ back in the day aaaahhhhh goooood times very shit film though
janny deleting threads but not deleting obvious spam and low quality posts
>>199262099
>>199262049Three iPhonesOne obese manlet on holiday in SpainThis isnt even a meltdown by his standards
>>199262099AI spam
>>199262049Americans are golden retrievers that scare away the demons of this world with our earnestly and love
gymtoil legtoil looms ffs
Sunak losing his seat to Reform is going to be delicious.
>>199262135big boy clappers
>>199262134no, you are the demons
deary me
been doing very large poos recently very large indeed
>first black doctor>also first gay doctorUhhh blacked bros??
>>199261958tories just clocked today they've got a day and a half to milk it
>>199262193NO
>>199262193Not allowed
>>199262187literally gay niggas from outta space
>>199262134Americans shouldn't exist you are an aberration
who are you planning to vote for?whites:>um I dunno labour/lib dem probablyblacks:>REFORM YOU GET ME BRUV?https://youtu.be/EDhG1exDUWM
Get the green tea in you.
>>199262193
>>199261958>solemn affirmationlol
>>199262187>watching literal childrens telly
>>199262233guess rorke was right, niggers are stupid
>>199262166>>199262229Samefag + mohammed + obsessed
>>199262234Why are you french
>>199262187Capaldi is the only one post-reboot that feels like one of the pre-reboot DoctorsEccleston/Tennant/Smith don't give off the right vibe for cantankerous eccentric gentleman time traveller that he always was before
the king should shut dowsn parliament
I am a black man
Chudbros...labour is still going to win....
>>199262187Nu Who is only business as usual because it's been running for yonks now
>>199262281didn't have a choice
being an atheist is great because I can just swear on the Bible every time I’m lying to someone
>>199262280my family have never lived anywhere but the British isles
>>199262280muttland is a satanic entity
Still have PTSD from that time me and leftypol were in the trenches under meter fire and snipers from rorkeLost my left eye to a shell splinter but leftypol armed with sheer cunning overcame rorke and won the battle
Doctor Who? More like Doctor SHITE
>>199262317You aren't even Christian >>199262316Nice
>>199262306Hilarious that Reform are the only minor party to gain any influence at all during this election campaign, nobody gives a shit about the Lib Dems or the Green aside from the tiny number of people who already did.Total failure to successfully win people over to their arguments.
>>199262234literally picrel
>>199262353Could have gone with Doctor Poo but no.
>>199262306So? Nothing will meaningfully change, the Tories have governed like a Labour party since 2010. At least now we'll have a government that's open about being our enemies instead of pretending to be our friends
>>199262367neither are you, you just have a fetish for the orthodox church. basically a pajeet tier individual
>>199262377>mfw someone says something mean about minorities
>>199262233>need a crackdown on immigration, i'm sick of these migrants getting hotels>i'm labour btwfuck's sake
pretty sure violent video games and movies cause violence
>>199262309Why are you here
>>199262394Oh, America.
>>199262400>the Tories have governed like a Labour party since 2010shut the fuck up with your cliched telegraph headline shit
eatingtoil is so grim. Yeah let me just prepare and shove dead animals and leaves in my mouth 3 separate times every fucking day
My presence creates violence
>>199262400What a refreshing and insightful perspective
>>199262424a lot of retards who grew up playing call of duty defending burger restaurants from da ebil russhans will now be in ukraine
>>199262371the lib dems are set to win the most seats in their historypossibly true for the green party who could in up to 4 mps
>>199262460sounds pretty cool and cavemanlike when you put it like that
>>199262409little nancyboy says what?
>>199262496delusional post
I live to eat
Zoomers be like>>199262460Meanwhile I love me grub, really do, food is a simple pleasure
>>199262493kino campaign doe ever
>>199262430force of habit
>>199262500Mad how I can turn on commercial radio and they're playing Em's new transphobic rap hip hop song
you aren't allowed to post the mice
just spaffed all over the gaff
need a gf to be a productive human beingneed to be a productive human being to get a gf
hate fags? the answers yes
would love to give mousey a big wet kiss
>>199262460Imagine becoming so alienated from your basic instincts by abstraction that you could even think such a thing
>>199262284BVSED but also hes pozzed
>>199262606Used to love em but had to quit when they went over a tenner a pack.
>>199262606so you should, smoking's a terrible habit
>>199262558But you are french
>>199262520>>199262632wish I could just be like a car and pump a bit of gasoline in my stomach every day instead
>>199262371Midwit useless freak parties they are.Cant barrage the Farage.
Anyone watched any good films lately?
>>199262657Hop on huel
>>199262657grim
Dr. Woke is trying to treat me for racism again
>>1992626760 (+0)
rorke pole-watching at the election
just released a load all over the abode
feel really bad for the women on facial abuse
DC;VR
>>199262645you want me to say it, don't you
A man using a fly swat.
literally wearing socks and also got my cock out
why would anyone even vote for the Tories at this point, if you’re Rorke you should obviously vote reform if you’re leftypol you should obviously vote labour
>>199262716Those whores love it
A man selecting songs for a Spotify playlist and then naming the playlist - 'Driving songs' or 'Gym songs'
How can anyone see these stats and deny the fact we live in a racist society
>>199262727Corr imagine if they went back to the green room and he just fucked the fuck out of her fucking face with his angry red cock
>>199262763BASED BASED BASEDARE NIGE
how many times do you think you’ve said “nigger” on the internet? i would guess maybe 10,000 if i had to put money on it
Based Cody
eating gay porn
>>199262808never as im not a fucking racist cockwomble
Business idea: Turn the Prisoners' Dilemma into a game show and watch the audience throw fits over the inevitable outcome
>>199262763>if you’re leftypol you should obviously vote labourLol try again
>>199262789hers is a face in desperate need of a good dicking
Men drinking espressos. There's just something that icks me about the teeny cups
Every time I click Subject on a new thread it autofills my full phone number.Bit worrisome.
>>199262786orget this black people = crime
oi
>>199262716alleviates them from menstrual pain
>>199262835Why should anyone care what you think
Hahaha thanks (I've spent the last week composing our wedding vows in my head)
I do take a bit of incelsolace in the knowledge that some whores will overplay their hand and wait too long to find a Timmy to settle down with
>>199262835Timeless gimmique
>>199262808Have never once typed the word nigger, not once.
>>199262808does spam count? If it does, probably 50K
got my straight porn socks on
Feeling exceedingly curious.
>>199262869launched that fat mutant off a cliff
One of the male lecturers I work with calls our students 'gang' He's like 'welcome gang, who is ready to get an education today?'Get fucked Pal
>>199262887Hang on
How strong are the chances that Labour does win but nowhere near as successfully as the polls have predicted? Like, way off the mark of the 400+ seats / 40% of the vote they're all predictingAfter all, Starmer is not Corbyn and does not motivate youthful passionate energy, in fact his party mostly inspires apathy and boredom, if not outright hatred from his own left-wingers for his Blairite positions. There could be a serious danger that polls overestimating them might mean that millions of Labour voters who don't care too much for Starmer might not turn out to vote at all, assuming Labour's going to win easily anyway I think it's obvious he'll get a majority but this could end up looking like a 2019 or 2015 majority not a 1997 majority
By means of science, we have made some progress towards understanding the world as it is in itself—we can point to ways in which scientific descriptions of the world are improvements on the description based on our bare perceptions, so our aspiration to know the world as it is in itself cannot be dismissed as an incoherent longing. But insofar as this aspiration is coherent, “in itself” cannot mean “without reference to the perceptions of any being.”We might be led to suppose that perceptions had been successfully eliminated from our account of how the world is if we focus on abstract mathematical models used by scientists, but this is an error. Abstract mathematical models are a necessary part of science, but many such structures exist as models for mathematicians to study. We must be saying something further when we say of one such structure that it is not merely an object of mathematical study, but a true description of the way the world is. This ‘something further’ would include an explanation of how to apply the favored mathematical description, and that would mean matching the abstract mathematical description to perceptions.Dummett concludes that the single world that underlies the different perceptions of humans and other species can only be understood as being the world as apprehended by a being whose knowledge constitutes the way things are—in other words, the world as apprehended by God. (Dummett, 2006, 103) Dummett thinks that this demonstrates that there exists a Creator who controls and sustains the universe, but he concedes that it is hard to reconcile Biblical statements about God’s goodness with the presence of evil in the world.heh nothing personal atheists
anglophonic women are so incredibly awful compared to any others
>>199262509it's what the polling shows
A man using Google maps, then goes the wrong way and it has to reroute.
>>199262920won’t happen, people can be motivated by either love for their candidate or hatred for their opponent, and the latter is sufficient to deliver labour a supermajority
>>199262920>>199262921too many words
>>199262950lmao fucking Sun Tzu over here. stfu
>>199262920Yeah I think there's a few key factors that could lead to pollsters scratching their headsThat's why I'm putting my money on a small Labour minority, with a flutter on a Labour minority gov
>>199262923can't say anything anymore these dayswoke bullshit
>>199262961how do you plan on killing yourself when the Tories win <100 seats
leftypol voting for the single-issue gaza candidate so that labour only ends up with a small majority and allowing the tories to form a coalition with reform
>>199262877She's married with two kids with a husband who's five years older than herNot exactly hypocritical to be monogamous and criticise Leo DiCaprio's lifestyle
Anyone with a link/code flogging cbd is a massive ick. Get in the bin you bandwagon hopping, snake oil selling, tit for brains bellend.
dogberg suspects his bollocks have been nicked
>>199262963*small Labour majority
>>199262974I'm a Labour voter you mong. Stop pretending like you're one of us. Nobody likes you. Just fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF.
ZERO SEATS
lychees have gone all moldy now i've got no dessert ffs
>>199262995>Just fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF.won’t
>>199263006love lychees
rorke buying all the mangosteens and throwing them in the bin
copped a new juice lads wyt
>>199263010Kill yourself
>I'm a Labour voter
>>199263044don’t think I will
voting is for zogcatle
need to pay someone to beat and shout at me when i waste too much time on the internet
>>199263039Does it smell of stale piss and goyslop farts
Men going bowling in general. Men typing in their name on the screen for bowling.Men taking bowling seriously and are over competitive at it.Men wearing bowling shoes.Men selecting a bowling ball and picking up different coloured balls and seeing which one is heaviest.A man being really good at bowling. A man being really bad at bowling.A man who takes a break during bowling.A man taking his shot during bowling and then walking back to the seating area. A man celebrating a strike during bowling.
pale young meat on the streets
>This cringe Yank who pretends like he's BritishWTF is up with him?
>>199263067true but i am still voting for reform or workers party uk
>>199263036gone woke have they
Lads want to see kids get hurt? Haha.
>>199263087mental how badly I’ve mindraped you
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
Haven't been ten pin bowling for decadesI'm afraid if I did it would be a pale imitation of my memories of youth
tight, fresh, 18 year old japanese girls being impaled by a BWC
>>199263087I do this but I'm a leafalways cringe when I type out arse instead of ass but I do it anyway haha
Men with food intolerances. Men that say they’ve got a sore tummy
Netherlands Belgium USA. The holy shitity
>>199263087Imagine being so unlikeable you can't even fit in with the other Yank cunts in /dixie/ and having to come here
>>199263159it is incredibly pathetic to have a nut allergy lmao
>arguing with guy online>hurling abuse in his direction>look at his profile>it's actually a girlnot sure how i feel about this
>>199263170looool
>>199263159ktim
>Hey look guys, I incorrectly use British slang and talk about British politics, am I one of the 'lads' yet? Please please like me
Men with their hair coming out in clumps
My husband is playing this new PlayStation game where he’s a samurai and now he won’t stop bowing and saying Japanese phrases and pretending to swing around a sword. he even greeted my home today from work doing it. I can’t. He is 37. 37!!!! in even worse news, he has a VR
15.9
seething
not voting don’t even know how or where, pretty sure you have to sign up or something and i didn’t would probably have to stand in a queue or fill in a form so i’m just not gonna do it
>>199263195would love to punch a woman right in the jaw ngl
Taco bell order this afternoon 3 Cheesy Double Beef Burrito3 Chicken Enchilada Burrito1 Crunchwrap Supreme®1 StackerLarge diet dr pepper
Why don't people in Britain value fresh food?All the supermarkets except Waitrose and Morrissons got rid of their deli counters, their cheese counters, the fishmongers, the butchers, and nobody seems to care.Just happy to have everything vacuum packed or eat ready meals.Go to France or Italy and even the tiny express shops have fresh food counters.
>>199263240Ok
>>199263240you've broken the social contract and should be quarantined
Haha it's chuesday innit? Haha
Waving down a waitress but they don't acknowledge them so they have to keep trying
>>199263114
>that last threadMental how badly I’ve mindraped everyone in this thread lol. Bet you lot even have dreams about me haha
>>199263289Mhmm x
>>199263254because britain is a nation of plebs
>>199263252Alri Big Smoke
>>199263254my local tescos still has a cheese counter and a fish counter
>>199263289bbcposting is overpowered, it’s free automatic (you)s from timmy
People don't have a good chat anymore
>>199263289has your carer ever caught you bbc spamming?
Deja Vu is apparently a sign that you've had a miniature stroke
>>199263331I don't believe it does.
>>199263289Yeah lol, mental how easy it is to rile them up.
>>199263254We're too shy to bother the staff at those deli counters
>>199263254people need to be taught this shit in schools desu
>>199263368Well I'm not walking there to post pictures of it
Deja Vu is apparently a sign that you've had a miniature stroke.
Just sipped some herbal tea
>>199263389good lad
you can go to a fish monger and get a fresh fish for like £2 but brits will still go to waitrose and spend £12 for a shittier one
I am a creative genius
>>199263383Like most things taught in schools no kids would pay any attention and then later they would complain that nobody taught them how to do it.
Girl feetGirl tummiesGirl navalsGirl thighsGirl legs
someone once told me I put the mong in monger. think it was an insult but oh well
>>199263354She helps me do it as part of my contract with her. After she gives me my sponge bath we sit down and crack out six hours of BBC posts between us, me as UK flag her as Belgium
I am a retard
>>199263420Jaykwon's pov tonight
Deja jew I've paid reparations before
These niggas be eating plaice
Mental how shite the Netherlands are lolEvery team England have in front of them before the final is utter dogshit. No excuse whatsoever if we don’t get there.
if you sold people with downsyndrome as slaves you could be a mongmonger
I am a NEW WORLDER.
Thailad on Mikey's discord going mental
>>199263468>we
>>199263398yeah, katy bored, getting deja vu from that miniature stroke from timmybut when she get a pump from that thick dark ting, she aint got no memory of that, her mind is altered permanently
>>199263477STFU
>oi 'arry show me ya wizard dick
>>199263487wasn’t he arrested for insulting the thai king
>>199263468England's dogshitter
>>199263498hahahaha oh my daaaaays LOL
>>199263543>>199263543>>199263543
