Doggerland edition
rorke and leftypol
Getting shagged up the bottom
>A negotiated outcome with Russia, as opposed to an outright Ukrainian military victory, is now seen as the most likely outcome in most European countries, according to a major poll of 15 countries.ahahahahaget fucked reddit
get in boywe're going for a ride
simpcity staff have made a right pig's ear of things it would seem
can't stop watching porn
>>199272488got my taco bell and doing my taco bell dance. this shit is the top slop no doubt
Had a good poo
>>199272488Why is there so much doggerland interest recently? No one knew this place existed 5 years ago.
smokes let's go
>>199272519god i wish this was me
>>199272540is that $4 for a pack of smokes?
>>199272547the secret is out GCHQ you can't hide doggerland anymore
>>199272569in the south yes
work tomorrow
https://m.twitch.tv/khubie What's her accent I am terminally London so everything NORF sounds norf
would never work at a fast food place would just live with my parents and get pon the dole
Well, /brit/? Could you do it?
>>199272604whats the appeal in drinking petril anywaytheres no alcohol in it
austria vs turkeygreat gameproper footballnone of this tepid tiki-taka football from the woke mob
>>199272605she's southern/estuary but speaking with a retarded uwu voice
F in chat for Diego
NEW MRP: Labour 99% Certain To Win More Seats Than in 1997Labour on Course to Win 484 seats. The Conservatives and Liberal Democrats are in a close race to form the official opposition.Probabilistic seat count:LAB 484CON 64LD 61SNP 10RFM 7PC 3GRN 3
>>199272522Thing is, rightRussia wants to keep the territories it's 'annexed' and for Ukraine to be guaranteed never to join NATOMeanwhile Ukraine wants its borders back to pre-2014, which means they take Crimea backAnd neither side wants to give up these demands, so the war is going to continue on for fucking ages until Ukraine bites the dust completely
holy shit what a save
>>199272626Mad how basically everyone has lived experience of this now except for the ten thou
we’re british!!!!!we love queueing and we get drunk!!!!!! we’re fucking british!!!!!!
>>199272508
>>199272688>NEW MRP: Labour 99% Certain To Win More Seats Than in 1997i highly doubt itscreenshot this postP
Watching this film tomorrow, should be a right laugh hahaha x
>>199272698some great goalkeeping in this tournament it has to be said
>>199272703The land of the Tesco Meal Deal
>>199272626mad how someone thinks that's so crazy. regularly do this for weeks at a time
>>199272703this but unironicallylove standing about and also imbibing alcoholic beverages
>>199272708
>>199272703Man you've nailed it there, I fucking love queueing and being drunk
your quarter finals
>>199272729Speccy runts getting what they deserve
bored? that means YOU are boring
Look the worst I ever have in my life yet ladies try to chat with me when I step outside the smelly bedroom. They're getting desperate. Chudbros we won
>>199272729is this the film they made about the trump presidency and it’s impact on blaxpoc amerifolx of color?
Alright guys. Taekwondo instructor said I can skip a belt at the grading because I'm skilled.
>>199272783honestly think all four will go to extra time minimum
got a very small willy me
do you love the war devil?
>>199272703And yet many find the concept of queueing for the bar un-BritishCurious
>>199272827would love to see you spackering about in pyjamas doing kicks and that
>>199272535gay?
>>199272540is that mr beast
>>199272829Not me. Big willy but am a virge at 31 so it's a complete waste. All retards like me must have massive gorilla willies tbqh
>>199272868Why?
rorke doomposting in full force now
>>199272899funny watching retards be retarded
>>199272783pretty good. all great powers with exception of swiss but they made a name for themselves as mountain kikes
>>199272783*walks into a pub during the final match*"Barman! I don't feel like watching a bunch of wogs, mind changing the channel?"
>>199272824............yh
>>199272910Love to fucking see itBoomers in the mud
>>199272911latex slags
>>199272911latex wee wee sex
>>199272917How is taekwondo retarded?
did the man skip a grade in beating up women
I'm a bitter misanthropic virgin in my late 20s
>>199272945yeah im thinking based
>>199272944rorke wearing the dalek costume and going “exterminate” to winston at the back
need a twink to:- kiss all over- hold in my arms- love and cherish
>>199272899would be a nice wank x
>>199272992manny? :3
>>199272973must be if you do it
why should I fear a supermajorityI don't think the tories even know how this countries system works
>>199272910TOTAL TORY DEATH
>>199272973is when you're doing it
>>199272973you are retardedyou said you were so bad at sport they put you in with the girls at school so it would be funny to watch you do taekwondo
>>199273009i wish
>>199272992DYKEBAR AVENUE?
>>199273013I breathe as well, is breathing retarded?
really like the idea of getting with chubby women but ive heard they smell bad and that ruins it for me
is there a specific porn term for watching me try on latex? watching women pull up latex dresses makes my cock on bonkersBONKERS
>GermanyWOGGED>SpainWOGGED>FranceGIGA WOGGED>PortugalWOGGED>TurkeyPakis>NetherlandsGIGA WOGGED>SwitzerlandWOGGED>EnglandWOGGEDSorry, SHAN'T be watching further!
>>199273045for you yeah
>>199273045>I breathe as wellthat's a shame
>>199273045you probably mouth breath so yes
booze makes life bearablecant understand why i ever gave it up
>>199273069*makes boomers rage*yeah I'm thinking based
>>199273055If one of the blacks scores a cracking goal you'll miss it and feel really sad
miss being a cute twinkim old and haggard now
gammon
>>199273050tis true
busted my david dimbleby sex arse
>>199273105ktim
>>199272910THINGS
>>199273109why do you think that isjust a lack of exercise clogging up skin pores or just a bad diet?
>>199272488RETVRN TO BOGDOGGERLAND WILL LIV AGAINE
I'm voting Keir cause he actually looks like a politician-man.Everybody else looks like a boarding schoolboy or a weirdo.
the empire will never stop seeking new frontierson a long enough time frame, we're all Palestinians
>>199273131Top 20 comedy moments on /brit/ TV
>>199272891>massive gorilla williesDoesn't make sense x
HOW MANY SEATS WILL REFORM GET???
listening tothe stoogesamerican music was so good once
chris tarrant spaff bum
>>199272891Gorillas actually have the smallest willys of any ape
>>1992731640 (+0)
love dogshate slagssimple as
>>199273159they will do much worse to us then they have done to the palestinians. far more enmity with europeans
>>199273161Ok mate sorry I don't know the size of animal willies from memory. Never (You) me again. I don't want to be corrected ever again by anybody, UNDERSTAND?
nuke the dogs
>>199273238Yes black daddy
whys the media obsessed with ladyboys
penis size is a gay man's fixation and a sign of how homosexualised our culture has become
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5HHsfsuBI
Inner city cronem defiling inexperienced pale slits
>>199273204Don't tell them chinky dogs what's in the bunsOr why they're giving them to them for free
>>199273270True but you'll be made fun of for this
Very outwardly straight me. But come on, who's never been enticed by sucking and licking on a big long willy.
Dad's screaming at the tv because Turkey won
farage is one of the most charismatic politicians in british politics in decades you can't deny it
soda or wine for tonight is the question
we're losing ourselves lads, soon we'll just be the mayo monkey isles again
you know someone is an absolute wrongun if they hate animals and dogs in particular. serial killer paedo shit
>>199273238You've been done gorilla dickNo amount of damage control will change the fact
>>199273324state of that
>>199273324Fuck charismatic. I want boring politicians. Charismatic populists have done fuck all.
>>199273282x
>>199272783Spain will win the whole tournamentIf not, then GermanyIf not, then France
>>199273331britain falls yet london stays BROWN
got the carly rae jeppers on
A toast!
>>199273324to who? simpletons?
>>199273270boomers walk around the changing rooms with their knobs out and some of them are tiny and they don’t gaf
>>199273331The first minister is a white bloke now you silly sausage.
wish i could sleep for like 27 hours or so
>>199272783Spain vs Germany is the real final lol
>>199273393yeah the post is about how we were all brown now were turning white again
as crisis deepens and politics shifts from managing of crisis to managing perception of crisis then asserting the importance of your democratic rights , opinions and attitudes will only drive you insane like blue no matter who witnessing joe’s decline. it will be increasingly important to learn to withdraw. start practicing now. Don’t vote.
water jew took this from you
You just know that Germany vs Spain is going to be a semen slurper
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
football is boring
wish i were from a country with a good culture but I got gay vape shop paki crackhead grey goyslop island
>>199273351just let AI govern everything and make sure there are no loopholes in its programming that lead to our extermination, we all know it's inevitable anyway
I've said it before and I'll say it again. She has long since outgrown her nursery styled bedroom and it is only going to get worse. I remember being in my late teens, running out of wall space for housing my books. Graduating, working a full time job, saving money, moving out, eventually getting married and owning our own home allowed me to expand my horizons. She was an absolute idiot to advertise that cottage she was planning to move into after school. Now everyone knows where it is. She could have had interesting content on DYI's, home decorating, gardening, the whole cottagecore vibe going on, and walls full of bookshelves filled to the brim. A perfect writer's paradise. No. She blew it and continues to cling to mummy and daddy for everything, living in her filthy hovel and remaining the adult child for eternity. If she couldn't embrace doing interesting content from Oxford I can't imagine anything decent coming from her now.
Dont care, still going to impose my will upon the world by any means available
>>199273460tgirl angel
>>199273442Turkey vs Netherlands will be the best match of the round
mental that populism has made people blame their problems on everything except not fixing the problem
>>199273385He had strong words to say about Nigel Farage. Starting at 12 minutes inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1XM6Y2sfs
>>199273486yh?
>[Deleted] what was it?
>>199273460Is that a....
>>199273511this is the inverse of the bubble tea webm
Britain needs Beatopia.
>>199273508stop spamming this no one cares
>>199273521ummmm nothing !!
>>199273486>marries ugly wog what did he mean by this?
>>199273508Erm...Erm...I'm just thinking... Kinda based???
facts
How long do we think it will take before she does one or more of the following?1. Wears a white dress or nightgown and twirls in fields2. Quotes from books, reads to us, or recites to us from one of her own works?3. Post Oxford Masters Morning Routine4. Post Oxford Evening Routine5. Post Oxford Night Routine6. Life of a daily aspiring author post Masters degree.7. It is okay to not be okay8. It is okay not to know what you want to be.9. It is okay to live at home with your parents.10. It is okay to not be productive all the time.11. Role play another tea party or Regency period12. I read 15 books in a 24 hour read-a-thon13. Spending a day with my BEST FRIEND.14. Reorganize my bookshelves with me.25. Reorganize my bedroom with me.26. A day in the life of an author.27. How I keep a Commonplace book28. Pumpkin Productivity for 2025!29. A sponsored video.30. Declares she loves summer, rain, fall, leaves, winter, snow, spring, flowers, clouds, quiet days, sleeping in late, getting up early.31. Genuinely (with eye squint) loved her time at Oxford.
give me a girl, a twink and a trans girl to swap around and sex on a strict rota throughout the year
not going to go to toil today, not even going to text toilberg to call in sick or whatever, just going to have a nice lie-in and later tell him i had a stroke or something
>>199273504inane jew wordslop
Red carpet moment with BASST FRAND BALONEYYY
>>199273577Why is Blakeney dressed for a casual summer outing while Ruby looks like she fell into a bargain bin in a charity shop
britain cries out for big beat revival
>>199273554britain doesn't have a high speed railway THOUGH
>>199273503There’ll be celebrations on the streets of Amsterdam if turkey wins
>>199273555>3. Post Oxford Masters Morning RoutineSCREAMING
>>199273595big beats are the best, get high all the time
>>199273554japan is cool though it’s a largely ethnically homogenous coin try with a very distinct culture, whilst also being developed that makes it appealing unlike globohomo island
>>199273595Big beats are the best
>>199273594It’s like a young 20 something has taken granny out of the home, for a nice day out
>>199273595this but rockabilly and swing
>>199273595drugmong
Goodbye.
hmm go on then maybe a drink or two do i not deserve it after all
God I fucking love summer where anything feels possible and great. Can't believe there are neeks who prefer Winter to this.
love latex slags
Tried the baconator from wendy's in camden tonightMust say, very, very good goyslop
Britain stands, calling out, yearning for cheeky gay snogs.
>>199273646>this but rockabillymark kermode ova here
Very grandma core, Idk why she persists to describe herself as dark or light academy, or even cottage core, she's a sad grandma.
they closed the road outside my houseim trapped and cant go to the shop
>>199273649why are yanks so straight edgeserious question
The Mrs is sick. No chance of a shag tonight. Genuinely distraught, could have had a wank if I’d known.
do you reckon roobs ever just has a night on the cans watching rick and morty and love island? nobody just reads books all the time
gymtoil membership finally expires at the end of this month, now i can go back to my old nice gym instead of that shithole with its lock-in contracts and grimy weights
Wendys is the only fast food place that never fails to make me sick. I had it twice at Kingston and my tummy hurted both times.
>>199273694try putting a bag over your head
OI BLUDDID YOU JUST DIP THAT WING IN YOUR CAPTAIN & COLA?
>>199273698She's a tarq. She lives a completely different experience to you and I
there is literally only 14 episodes of mr beans
>>199273681Gossip_girl's done her again, stitched her right up
>>199273698I reckon she flicks herself every night
>>199273698i used to read books all the time before the internet stole my attention span, women are less susceptible to this shit i think
never had a wendyshaven't had burger king since before lockdownno subway in about 2 yearsno maccies in over a yearhad a kfc in february
Why are Irish diaspora like this? They're always fighting a cause
>mr beans
Gay sex is the best sex.
>>199273698she might’ve watched love island, doubt she’s watched rick and morty
sort of want a borderline retarded essex girl to drive around with in my Alfa Romeo Mito
>>199273753A clue? gained
>>199273714?
going to kill myself in october
>>199273764Not actually sex though is it.
>>199273764fucking hell there's nothing like moaning into another blokes mouth whilst swordfighting
>>199273805It’s octover
The Xan Francisco got me looking and moving like Mr. Bean, I ain't saying shit
>>199273805what's your method of choice?i did my research and found hanging is probably the best way
>>199273687We have no impulse control and if we try drugs that is our end. Me? Can't even moderate with coffee, drink like 8 cuppas a day
>>199273687puritanism mostly but ive done my fair share of drugs and its still for wasters. nothing but degens doing anything "harder" than weed
>>199273800you heard me you little twirp
>>199273753last subway i had was dodgy, the meatballs had a weird crust on them, shared it with mumstein before i noticed and it made her throw up, thus went what i was hoping would be a kind gesture to her, won't ever get subway again now
>>199273698she drinks wine and watches gilmore girls with her beloved blakeney
>>199273545He's talking about Reform
BritishBuLLdog45472923 was furious last night at Brussells plans to recolour pork scratchings in trans flag colours.
>>199273805good lad
mad how america has entire streets and towns of zombie druggoids but runs propaganda stories about “krokodil” and other memes being a blight in russia
Going to sort my life out by October
The Sacklers
>>199273866howling
incredible how badly i've arsed up my life
mates gfs called bailey and she smells exactly as you'd expect
>Tragedy as first year Oxford university student, 19, dies after jumping into the River Thames 'to celebrate end of exams'
the lads (rishi didn't drink his)
i really can't face work tomorrow
>>199273744this. women arent as online because they dont need it for porn since they can just turn on tinder and have 500 men to choose from
corrrr indian girls with massive arses yeah they smell but cooorrrr
>>199273892philadelphia looks fucking horrificlike something from a zombie film
miserable slug of a man me
>>199273935FONT
>>199273937hahaahahahahha love it
>>199273953You’ve never even been there
Marauding gangs of cronem goons
>>199273937reminds me of that cambridge neuroscientist who drowned because his friend bet him he couldn’t hold his breath underwater for longer
>>199273744what are you on about? women are glued to the internet except they just sit on their phone for hours scrolling through instagram and tiktok
DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS
>>199273937did he drown?
>>199273980don’t need to go to calcutta to know that it smells
how many seats will the tories realistically win?
>>199273945there's definitely a social element to it now that you mention it, women have an easier time maintaining healthy social lives in and outside of the internet, whereas i'm so hapless and inept the only social interaction i get is with you lot and occasionally mental degenerates on discord
>>199273944based remote worker just turn the camera off
quite tired as it goes
so who drives the lorry then
>>199274009NIGENEERS
Wonder if there's a cure for zoomer brain
>>199273937lol fuck that tarq
>>199273944I don’t think I can survive anymore toil, especially when the days start getting shorter and colder.I’ve only just managed to cut down on the drink but I’m going to relapse soon.Fucking sick of it all
can we discuss the fact that trump is beating biden in the polls by a landslide right now?and still "landslide" might be too generous for biden. trump's ahead in 5 out of 6 of the swing states that have historically decided elections. biden won all 6 of these swing states in 2020 but now is winning only one of them by 2%. trump is winning by as much as 13% in the other five states.people who think it's because of the gaza war and that it serves biden right are wrong. first, the only swing state biden's winning right now is minnesota, which has the largest percent share of muslims/middle easterners/north africans in the country. second, the poll shows that the people who supported biden in 2020 but are no longer supporting him in 2024 are young, black and hispanic self-identified moderates and conservatives, and that the most important issues to them are the economy and immigration. self-identified progressives and liberals are still sticking with biden across the board. people are throwing a fit over the burning sun scandal and forgetting that trump got Roe V Wade overturned and abortion illegal. people are foaming at the mouth over chuu drinking starbucks and forgetting that trump gave netanyahu free reign to build settlements in the west bank during his presidency and that right now netanyahu is betting on trump winning to annex gaza and the west bank
>>199274021Zero
>>199274024they have easier time of it because they get more of it i.e. the 500 men waiting for permission to shag them
>>199274024>>199274027nuff said
got warned on the tube today for intrusive staring
>>199274015haha true i have also been too afraid to wander around Philly when I go anyway
>>199274027Imagine being a 5 foot lass and locking eyes with this cunt as you walk into the ladies
Aint reading dat
>>199274066had to help a zoomer at work because he didn't know how to print and kept saving it to pdf instead
>>199274073>burning sun>chuu drinking starbucksfucking kpoppies
>>199274073you copied this from x.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UEkUPVonhs
>>199274073stfu 2016mong you gay little jew
>>199274099clearly his feelings are more important than her safety
>>199274001that's a universal phenomenon for both genders, i'm saying women seem to be less susceptible to it because they have better attention spans and are better at balancing their activities, albeit marginally with this latest cursed few generations
>>199274066My fellow zoomers will grow up and be replaced by people even worse, same as it ever was
>>199272691Right here's the thing thoughYou let Russia keep it's occupied territory and they just regroup before launching another offensive to take the rest of Ukraine
>>199274073no we cant
>>199274073dems are banking on trump taking the hit on gaza too. or rather the bureaucracy behind both of them is managing it so they can continue the red blue one party state that serves the alphabet agencies well
zoomers get too much credit for their brainrot, i was a terminally online freak back in the 00s when most zoomies were still shitting their nappies
reminder immigration is a punishment
mental that america has to decide between a fat cunt who does nothing and an old cunt who does nothing
entire pack of brioche buns down the gullet
imagine east asian girls with french accentsgod thats so hot
>>199274055She do SPH?
bought baldurs gate 3 didnt i
>>199274164so true dude the freakin' libtards are such mondo fags
>>199272910Here's the thing though, why didn't the Tories just...like...do something good for the country? Then they would stay in power again
>>199274171need to come in a brown lass
Really want to shag zoomer girls lolThey’re really fucking fit :D
>>199274066There is, it's called millennial brain
>>199274073To be fair, polls can't be trusted. Hillary Clinton beat Trump in the polls and lost tremendously in 2016. Many political commentators were "shocked" that night bc the polls they claimed projected Hillary in the lead the whole time.No one actually knows. People aren't going to be truthful to other people on who they're voting for. We'll see what happens in November.
>>199274185france has quite a few chinkies, more than anywhere else in europe i would guess
>>199274183hope there were burger patties between those
>>199274189they gave us a few laughs
>>199274190Are you Irish diaspora?
the britmobile cruising the global picking up wogs
>>199274188i know you're being sarcastic but you're right
Boomer - soyGen x - basedMillennial - soyZoomer - basedGen alpha - soy
aff tae bed
Love some Kraken Rum, me.
>>199274232
I don't know any gen X
>>199274248TRVKE
>>199272910>tories pass all sorts of bullshit laws awarding more power and influence to the Civil Service>start seething when the other political party wins and takes advantage of the vast political power they created
fucking hell I love men
>>199274292battyman
>>199274253good lad
>>199274298>>199274298>>199274298
>>199274248just another vector for jewish division this generation xyz babble
>>199274301yeh
>>199273542what?
>>199274317>>199274317>>199274317>>199274317>>199274317
>>199274292my boxers fucking stink, bet you’d love to get a whiff of them aha x
>>199274292
>>199274292london??
>>199274311cor blimey look at those man tits I want to honk them
>>199274248Boomer - CringeGen X - BasedMillennial - BasedZoomer - CringeGen Alpha - CringeBasedness peaked with Gen X / Millennials and has been lost ever since
>>199274255eeew curly black pubes are gross
>>199274334pigs ain't men
>>199274334>cheng and jeet policemen arresting a white girl with a chinese advertisement in full chinese.I hope this isn't a western country but that white guy that walks by tells me it is.
