I failed at frying an eggI am no longer fit for survival and may as well end it all
>>199277007I fail at le omelette du fromage all the timei fucking hate the french chefscrambled eggs for me
>>199276961do it
>>199277041I... it's just cracking an egg into a pan
>>199277069I can't stop the yolk from popping and running off
>>199277069then you just have a cracked egg in a pan GOD why am I even chatting with an estados obesos
>>199277147kiss my ass faggot at least I know how to make an omlette
>>199277256yeah and you go around asking men to kiss your asswhat a flamboyant french homo
>>199276961tranime fags should be gassed
>>199277342You’re right. I’m sorry>>199276961Cooking is a skill few can master
>>199277133Drop the egg into the pan once its hot, then set the heat as low as you can. You can fry an egg on top of a car dashboard in the summer, you dont need to keep the heat up while its cooking.
>>199276961Put oil or butter in pan. Turn burner on. Crack egg into panIf you can't manage this, you don't deserve rights
>>199276961anon you just whisk the egg, put oil on your pan, and then wait for the egg to turn solidshamiko my beloved>>199277399>mastering cooking>cooking a fucking eggnegawatt
>try to fry an egg>fuck up>make delicious scrambled eggsEverything is how you frame it anon
>flip egg over>yolk doesn't splatter and runNo better feeling
>>199276961Just make it into scrambled eggs you drama queen
>>199277342>>199277399you guys flirt oddly
>>199276961Practice makes perfect. I used to make my burgers undercooked and raw like the first 50 times I made em, till I started doing it often and got intuition. Frying eggs, I tend to use a lot of oil so the egg is partially covered and I only flip once. Don't ruminate and feel bad over this you probably have more important things to feel bad about (as do I)
>>199276961it's macacover
>>199276961Don’t worry Brazilbro, cooking’s what women are for
>>199277256>>199277069do you ACTUALLY know how to make a real French omelette?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8n4rDTkx_w
