When was the last time you flew on an airplane?
>>199278485Never have, never will.
>>1992784852018 to Kaliningrad. I don't like flying because airports suck
>>1992784856 months ago. I'll fly 2 days later again to visit my parents. 10 hours flight here we go.
>>199278485You believe in those?
>>199278485Probably 2014 or 2015
2015
1 singular time 3 years ago. People were nice enough to give me the window seat.
>>199278485A month ago
>>199278538As a souvenir. That's neat
>>199278485No, I'm the babysitter of the pets of ones that go on vacations.
about 4 weeks ago, my 11th flight of the year so far
>>199278485would it be taboo if i tongued those toes during the flight?
neveri've gone to foreign countries 3 times and never really enjoyed it. so i probably wont either
>>199278504i kinda enjoy the airport experience. looking around the tax free perfume shops that are all somehow 2-3x the price of what i paid and then finding some seat off to the side to observe all the different kinds of NPCs there.i used to be able to get cheap lounges to stuff my face with unlimited food and drinks for a couple of hours but the price went up and the quality is shit for most of them now so only business class ones are any good
>>19927848510 years ago. I wish boat travel was more common.
>>199278889I like trains because you can get to the station on time and you'll be fine, there are never delays and everything is quick. Airports you have to be like a two hours early and it's always out of town and everything is slow and the boarding is slow and it's cramped and hot
>>199278485never. too poor for that
>>199278485i would lick suck and french kiss those doggies with no remorse
>>199278485Somebody needs a tickling. I hope they have a penis.The last time I flew on a plane was 12 years ago, halfway across America, returning to the upper midwest from a cousin's wedding. This ended a round trip from one of the coasts, and this was the only time I have ever set foot outside the upper midwestern United States.I've been on three plane rides in my life. The above, the round trip (two separate flights) is my only proper round-trip "vacation" flight. The first one was a quick joyride in a small craft, circling above my hometown for maybe 25 minutes or so. I paid with my own money, and dad rode along. Dad hate hate hates airports and flying, and any time there's some news report about flight delays, cancellations, airport problems, he says he's very happy that he doesn't have to fly anywhere. Oddly, despite this, he's very knowledgeable about planes, trains and automobiles.
