nightclubbing edition
i like how refuses to touch the ugly one
>Club de Fromage
>>199892316never had the pollo
Seems like a win-win to me
ever fingered a girl in a club?
cheesed to meet you
what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
>>199892431i want to see the video tbqh
>>199892433i have snorted various substances in clubs
made some top quality potatoes and chicken lads. absolutely DELISH
for me its easier to imagine the end of the world then the end of capitalism
>>199892433why would i finger a girl in a club? what do i get out of it?
>>199892433no but ive wanked over a reddit story by a girl who got her arse fingered by a bloke in a clube who then proceeded to seductively suck the offending finger and apparently that's hot for women
>>199892433Nah had my cock felt but I was on MD so it was all floppy
>>199892429its good tier but it's no speciale
>>199892478lush
>>199892433never been to a club if im honest
Mad how many bots are on the internet now
>>199892433was in tenerife once and saw a girl getting fingered in the club. was horrific. the lad and girl were like 14 or something. ended up turning round and going home.
lol completely forgotten what this even is
>no but ive wanked
>>199892493exgfstein used to suck my fingers after they were inside heronly her vagoo though, never one from her chocolate factory
*enters the thread*
>Five Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25>Campaigners receive longest ever sentences for non-violent protest after being convicted of conspiracy to cause public nuisance>Hallam received a five-year sentence on Thursday, while the other four were each sentenced to four years.imagine that. getting jailed for trying to prevent the apocalypse brought on by the oil conglomerates
gay arse poo and a barmgay arse poo and a barm
>>199892533>Jewish, Muslim and Irish diaspora editors
Just Stop Toil.
>>199892479capitalism is dependent on the world, no world no capitalism
I DOUBT THE VERACITY OF RORKE'S CLAIMS
>>199892533Lmao whose she going to attract with those pathetic skinny legs
>>199892560Spainpaedo bait
>>199892433have actually yeh despite being a virginit was disgusting and i ran away afte rdoing it for a few minutesshe was so wet it was vile
>>199892321would after 2 pints
>>199892565Not good mate.
slimy fingers
>>199892560how mads that
>>199892531Corrr
>have you had sexual activity with a woman?>no but ive wanked
>>199892625Not illegal though is it
You are ALL cute, yes all of you and I would hug all of you if I could. Have a nice day.
Sick of living in a shithole town. Can’t wait till i move out. It’s grim as fuck, druggies, old alcoholics, dole scum walking about in trackies, fat single mothers, 40iq african and indian migrantswish i lived somewhere where walking down the street properly dressed with no visible signs of addiction was the norm and not the exception.
>>199892433does myself in my room count
>>199892565>>199892633wrong'uns.
>>199892644Everywhere in the UK is like that all that changes is the percentage
4chan has been completely usurped by moralfaggots
>>199892639thought crime
just sneezed just now
>>199892531:/
>>199892643lovely post, more of this :)
>>199892581Lmao the trinity of nonsense
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKEWHY DO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU THINK IT'S GONE BAD?WHEN IT'S CLEEEEEEEEARLYYYYYYYYYSOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD???
>>199892595but the world is not dependent on capitalism
>>199892644Blud thinks he’s unique LMAOOOOOOOOO
mad this uno
seen a boy on the bus scrolling memes on his phone. should honestly be considered as shameful as wanking in public. internet is degenerate
spagbowl bubbling away nicely on the cooker x
>>199892691have you seen a world without capitalism?
roooooooooooooooooooorke
>>199892691The human world isYou might not like it, but it's fact!
>>199892666No it isn’t. There are places where the streets are actually clean, the high street has shops open and people actually look normal and not dirty, unwashed semi homeless feral chavs and druggies lunging about town shouting, causing a scene or begging
rorke watching a keith woods video and then running to /brit/ to complain about irish diaspora
rest in peace Jay Slaterheaven has another angel now x
>>199892644one of my favourite and least favourite things about living in a shitty place is complete strangers harrassing you on the street if they see you dressed even remotely "above your station". Like, wearing a pattern is a harrassable offence in Belfast lol
>>199892735Name 5
dont know what to do with myself
>>199892737A lovely machete wielding angel
>>199892744>wearing a patternwhat that means?
>>199892737just saw that his mum is asking for even more money after making £60k off his gofundme that had a £30k target
>>199892744Wearing even something as simple as jeans and a nice jumper or jacket down my high street can make you stand out. Most people are either old or dressed in filthy tracksuits. I’ve seen some runts in shops and chemists etc wearing pyjamas
>>199892767strange 2008-2012 vibes from this one
>>199892736Keith Woods isn't Irish diaspora
>>199892767thats some archaic imagery
rip jessi slaughter
lollmao
>>199892785He means wearing a patterned suit but dolescum have been known to seethe at just the sight of a shirt or blazer
>>199892744are you a shankhill man or a falls road lad
the old people in my town look like they're literally decaying.
>>199892826don't do the crime if ye cannot do the time
>>199892785literally what it says. if your shirt isn't completely plain, you'll get shouted at on the street.>>199892795someone from a car shouted "do a run for iz Tom!" and then started doing the mission impossible song at me cuz I had sunglasses on when it was sunny.
Need all businesses with the word "solutions" in their name out of business
>>199892693seriously cringy patter age are you mate
>>199892826how is protesting a crime again?
>>199892717*sneaks into your kitchen and does an elton john special in the pot*
>>199892849Lol top banter
My FAVOURITE part of shitty little towns is the promiscuous young tarts. Ever been wanked off in a park as a teen? You can still do it
just stop goyle
>>199892837I dont even mean suits. I mean any patterns at all. suit, button up, t-shirt, anything.
>>199892859Because the government made it illegal
>>199892859it's antidemocratic to criticise elected officials
Big news on the high street lads they've opened a tanning shop
>>199892837>>199892849they probably dont like tartan because its Scottish and catholics hate jocks
>>199892761Bearsden LanarkObanStirlingPerth
>>199892859You are spainnonce>>199892890>>199892894You just replied to spainnonce
>>199892877people used to hang about near the shitty flats nearby and catch the door when someone went in and then they'd go under the stairwell and shag there.
>>199892859You can't just do anything as part of a protest and say "um well I'm protesting so it should be legal!!!"
>@BBCnew Kier Starmer: I love raping dead dogs up the bum while I watch my wife being fucked by 18 black hammers
Chebs
Hey ladiesWhen your man wanna get buck-wildJust go back and hit 'em up styleGet your hands on his cash andSpend it to the last dimeFor all the hard timesOh, when you go then everything goesFrom the crib to the ride and the clothesSo you better let him know thatIf he mess up, you gotta hit 'em up
>>199892925You just replied to spainnonce
>>199892767Cronem takeaways
>>199892948
>>199892910i wish
>>199892771That wasn't Jay with the machete it was a mate of his who got done and Jay was trying to protect the lad and just got in the middle of it. >>199892786probably needs it to get his body home
>>199892978White man's plaything
america isn't a nationit's an idea
>>199892995Evening Adam
>>199892978is that emily ratajowski or whatever her name is
Beware please lads
omggg i was born in the WRONG generation gives us good music none of this DUBSHIT from skrillshit and less nigger rap from DRAKE and LIL WAYNE!!!!!!
>>199893020 no
>>199892925>you can protest but only as long as it doesnt ACTUALLY achieve anything
>>199892996How much can it cost to stick a body in an easyjet seat
fake tan hands and a hoop
>>199892978Exquisite post
>>199893032who is it
>>199893036ACHTUNG: This poster is spainnonce
>>199893023The uggo on the right must be the thief
get your bollocks outlet them BREATHE
>>199893036If you feel you need to do illegal things to 'achieve something', don't be surprised when you end up in prison
>>199893061dunno. just know it's not yer woman.
i rang my old company about getting my old job there. my ex-boss basically laughed in my face and said it wont be possible for me to return im distraught now. stuck in a job i hate, cant go back to my old job, and its also impossible to join a trade in this country without knowing someone. seriously considering suicide at this point. its over
>>199893023*drives them straight off a cliff*
>>199892895might pop out and get a pack of tans
>>199893015evening nigel
It’s always better to be in shape than not Even if you are depressed and poor, you’re still better off than if you were depressed, poor and fat
>>199893105Why are you pretending to be that other lad
might protest the current matriarchal gyno-centric society we live it by getting my bollocks out
left side of my head is sore
>>199893041its expensive. after my nan died my grandad went with a lady friend Maureen. she had a heart complaint but didn't tell him, she just said she had diabetes. they went to portugal and didn't have travel insurance. she had a heart attack on the beach and died. cost him a fortune to bring her body back. they wouldnt let her body on her seat the dead have to fly with the luggage.
>>199893105Bizarre gimmick
>>199893105Go to South America and get involved in the drug trade
>>199893145you're dehydrated
>>199893136It's spainnonce latest gimmick. Expect him to show up on his trip followed shortly by sacked tranny
>>199893165how so
>>199893105If you want a trade just go get your cscs card and start there. Lots of cash in hand work as well
>>199893071corazon clubbing in benidorm
>>199893152>they wouldnt let her body on her seatno shit you trogolydyte , what kind of caveman society do you live in where having a dead body sat next to you on the plane would be ok
the woke HATE it when you get your bollocks out
>>199892424Fromage de smegma
>>199893105just become a hooker
>>199893105at least you have a job. check your privilege cunt
>>199893178pretending to be another poster is not a spainnonce gimmick lol
>>199893091thats the idea behind challenging the status quo
This week has been a bit of a mixed bag if I'm honest
bastard simpsons on bastard channel 4 gone bastard woke
having a sit down poo
>>199893233You. Are. Spainpaedo. VPN off Adam
Imagine working on a site Fuck that for a laugh
>>199893258what direction are you facing?
Went for a walk today and got lost
>>199893248has dragged tbqhwy
>>199893258Bender
>>199893289west
>>199893289face-to-face
anyone seen janny?
>>199893267i moved to holland, theyre more accepting of nonces herepart of the culture isnt it
>>199893289up
>>199893289sideways with my feet bathing in the sink
>>199893282i work on a sitea web site ;)
going to see twisters in cinemaberg tonight
the dark side of /brit/…
>>199893317haven’t been to the cinemas since january 2020 to see 1917
>>199893289NNW
>>199893258poof
dark side of the troon
>>199893189grandad wouldn't mind
the depressing thing is, even if you earn 100k, 200k or more, it still is basically going to take you 20 years in london to get to level of money a boomer plumber hasand those salaries literally only exist in london so you can't leave this shitholemight take a fucking boat over to france and see if they give me a free hotel and pocket money for life instead
Hate when I have to split one poo between two sessions because the toaster pops halfway through
>>199893317careful you dont set off the incel detectors lad
>>199893289using the rimming seat in the correct direction with your dads open mouth below awaiting the poo
14
>>199893357my dads dead
>>199893289Mecca
>>199893374dead gay lol
>>199892560Should be going directly to the source and bombing their business infrastructure instead of annoying the public.
>>199893374ate too much poo did he?
>>199892735My village is like this, very few non whites again and yes we're a conservative safe seat
>>199893374boo hoo niggawomp womp cry more
>>199893350why not try the netherlands or belgium before france
Think the amount of booze and weed i’ve had this year has knocked some points off my IQ
wonder how haram it is to face mecca and spaff that direction if you're a professional muslim
>>199893412bit of a long boat ride innitfrance is closer
gerry adams? working for the british
>>199893433but weed makes you smarter
>>199893412holland is suicide fuel, belgium is barren, france is the same as uk (nothing outside of paris)
>>199893439I'm sure there's a hadith on this somewhere
>>199893411why are you talking like a zoomer yank you embarrassment
>>199893189>he's dead tired
you can tell it's warm outside when the lads are furiously posting away off cooldown
>>199893439which direction is mecca might give this a go whilst moaning allahs name
between madri and taylors coffee what is with yorkshire and stealing latin valour
exploring the early filmography of lela star
Making bad dietary choices that my stomach will make me regret tomorrow.
madri is just carling
>>199892321Christ
mental how most Yanks havee never seen the ocean and would have to drive hundreds of miles to go to a beach
>>199893495she was pengers before she had her arse inflated with implants and her face munted seen her with her tongue in a black mans anus before too
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtfT6-HpC4
>>199893530not true. most of them live on the coasts . IDIOT
Madri.Mates.Men's Mental Health.
Got COVID ladsFeel like arse haha x
>>199893524de berg
toilets in poland are really shallow and my willard tip keeps touching the bowl. have to hold my nob while im sitting down just to keep it out of reach of the porcelain. might just be the hotel im in though.
Why is my twitter just full of American blacks? I don’t follow any of them, I only follow a few of my mates and football accounts, yet in my page half of it is just negroes arguing about dumb stuff in ebonicsWhy? Stop trying to shove African American “culture” down my throat
>>199893555Alri Joe biden
>>199893555alri joe biden
>>199893460denmark it is, then
>Jay Slater's devastated mother has appealed for more GoFundMe donations so she can give her son the 'send off he deserves' after his body was found at the base of a ravine in Tenerife Anyone else donating? Just gave her £1000
big fan of paulaner weissbier but very difficult to buy here, and quite expensive!
>>199893571the For You page is absolutely atrocious
WAKE UP JOE BIDEN!
Don't know anyone who's had covid since 2022
taken some viagranow i need to decide what i shall be doing a wankeroo over
>>199893571twitters gone wokeAGAIN
where is the Belfast poster?
>>199893571Because Elon has let it go to shit on purpose
Leftypol forgetting how the government locked him in his house for a year and he cheered them on
>>199892837The tailoring on that suit is absolutely dismal
>>199893613fire up the tor browser
>>199893612Don't know anyone who's had covid
>>199893571Yeah pops up in my for you every once in a while. I only follow funny pages and some footballs and some wog pops up typing phonetically
Must admit I would not be able to tell a well-tailored suit from a poorly-tailored one
>>199893612I don't know anyone who had iton account of it being not real
>>199892978Gordon Bennett
got two twitter accountsone is normie football and friend stuffthe other is a giga rorke account
l only follow right wing X users so my feed is based and redpilled
>>199893679sometimes I see really loose, saggy suits that don't look tailored at all and then it turns out they're very expensive designer suits
give us your email lads i want to show you a funny picture of the dogs i took
Not sure how to dance in a manly wayWomen have it easy
>>199893704which is more popular
>>199893046didn't like that video but can't stop watching it for some reason aha
>>199893679its all about the cut and the materialcut depends on the body size of the wearer material is basically if its plastic its cheap dogshit
>>199893626which one?
>>199893731lol sameit's addictingfake tan hands and a hoop!
>>199893758>addictingFOY
>>199893750erm... tummy erotic
>>199893750need her to bear my offspring so that my genes may live on after i die
>>199893774?
>>199893750that's a sex
new frank green and a sneaky linknew frank green and a sneaky link
>>199893751the one whose grandfather was in a paramilitary
>>199893564de trout spinnaz
hawk tuahspit on that thang
>>199893731same as temporary secretary
>>199893750I must feed her
>>199893726Bob the knees and do reload animations from call of duty with your hands
>>199893818based gabe
>>199893856vile
b&m bargains is so good for beer lads
>>199893818doesnt make sense when i see profoundly disabled people who are good looking. in my experience they all have like bad skin overweight bad teeth etc because their condition prevents them looking after themselves normally
>>199893856would legit need a mandingo meat missile to satisy her
I still think about you Jen
Absolutely MENTAL that big cunts like this used to just cut about the gaff for hundreds of millions of years
>>199893818>autistic>keeps looking directly into the cameraTiktoks cunts can't even pretend properly
>>199893899His mum probably looks after him very well
>>199893374KWAB
>>199893772turkish realtor ahh
>>199893920cunts used to just scran leaves all day
>nonspeakingnamby pamby nonsense this, woke word for dumb. give him a good hiding and he'll soon start talking
why are my nipples so pointymakes going out in a t-shirt really anxiety-provoking
>>199893920almost too mental to believe init
>>199893929Cameras aren't eyes
>>199893931he'd need to be from a tarq family to have people there to conatntly make sure he isnt excessively touching his face, eating like shit etc
>>199893920ahaha they werent any dinosaurs in England you melt
>>199893920wonder what their willards were like
>>199893920scientist fantasy, telling tall tales to dopes like you
>>199893818I bet he's been molested by a lot of horny women
it's not a bad idea for a dating show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJewmrs6Dsmark spending his thrusday evening down sandford lane loving lifeyou? sat in your smelly childhood bedroom dreading toil tomorrow hahahah
>>199894008bizarre post from the mind of a porn addict
utterly refuse to believe that stephen fry has not interfered with lads arses of a questionable age
Omg jorobe turned out to be a nonce
On the train home from work. It’s delayed at the platform and another train is about to pull up at the next platform. A cute girl is looking out of the door to see which train will leave first, and I’m doing the same. She starts chatting to me, joking about picking the wrong train and which one to choose and I’m just saying “I know, it’s what always happens” why can’t I banter bros?
>>199894004they also had three horns
>>199894008he'd probably tell someone
>>199893903Not how women work, m8
>>199894018we both self-harm like losers
Does a stutter mean someone was raped as a child
>>199893818https://youtu.be/RO-MBhEKge4?si=YBfoEOoFrknLqu4i
We need a technological revolution on these shoresThe biggest, best, brightest
>>199894079ghosts
>>199894038Pretty sure he used to joke about doing that sort of thing when he was in boarding school.
>>199894093come from the boats down south
on the verge of getting poo steaming
>>199893856mad how every American gaff looks the exact same
>>199894100g-g-g-ghosts
>>199892556Why did he do it?
>>199894038Well he wrote that paedo play about a tracher shagging a boardin school kid and then running off to Greece or summat
>>199894038>stephen frysurely not
>>199894136like, zoinks scoob!
>>199894092how it feels to break your nofap streak
>>199893999Course there were you fucking cretin
so many shops are closed these days wasn't like this before
>>199894197enjoy your prostate cancer. wank. every. day.
>>199894228https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4
>>199894228because young people know how to order shit online unlike decrepit boomers
>>199893952surprised there were any leaves left like aha
>>199894223dont be fucking daft no one ever found a dinosaur in England
the n-word… ooOooOooohh….
name one british national treasure personality that didn't turn out as a massive psychosexual wrongun
>>199894261imagine the blood pressure on this thing
>>199894228I’m 53 and it used to be worse. Shops would be half day on Wednesdays and Saturdays, and they never opened on Sundays or Bank Holidays
>>1998942615'11 vs 6'0 haha
>>199894261bbcasaur
>>199894238cope
>I'm 53
might be cornershop toil for me shortly de looooods
>>199894298Sunday Trading Act 1994 was the beginning of the slippery slope for this country.
>>199894261probably a richer biosphere owing to the different levels of atmospheric gases . thin thats why they grew so big
>>199894356get the pakis supported financially
>>199894356degenerate prick fuck you
>>199894268The first dinosaur ever discovered was in England you stupid cunt. Dorset has an entire 'Jurassic Coast' named for the amount of dinosaur fossils in it
>>199894363>>199894363>>199894363
>>199894298>I’m 53 Found your pal mate:>>199894261
imagine still thinking dinosaurs looked like lizards
>>199894376that was a movie you knobhead
>>199894357I agree. It all became about money, and less about the social ties and social obligations they had been forged over centuries. The world became noisy and brash. The difference between test cricket and T20
