Saint Andrew edition
GOOD MORNING SQUIER
much better edition
>>199896745bit early this
Prefer handjobs to shagging
RED LIGHTSPELLS DANGER
singular rubyposter sent packing back to tattle
>>199896763bendre
two nonce editions
Saint Andrew? Nah, Saint Diego for me.
aaand that's why yanks are in the filter
Any guitar nonces in?
>>199896774Love to see it.
>>199896795how is saint andrew a nonce
>>199896813they love fingering minors
Cheese pizza
ruby... or some say rubes....
New video about having a bookish summer.1. Spewing out the same information she has vlogged before, for the past decade.2. Twirling is back.3. More about arts and crafts than actually reading. Returning to her childhood. Regressing time.4. Letters are "dialogical", meaning they are dialogues between people. Distinction at Oxford. Seriously?5. Rather late to the game in recommending a book like A Midsummer Night's Dream. We are 3 weeks into July now.6. Recommending books no one will ever read, including her.7. I seriously wish I could see her face when she watches Ammonite. lol8. Fingerpainting.9. Most of the clips are old ones. Most of what she recommends, she has recommended before. The books she suggests are not new titles. Nothing fresh or challenging. She has completely run out of ideas.10. Pretty sure she just blacked out our Bingo card.
For me it's St. Anger
australian rules gay porn
>>199896822all ascetics are nonces like gandhi
>>199896859Ruby seems to have a real fear of sex or sexual themes which makes me wonder how she interprets certain literary theories and pieces. She honestly still seems to live in the phase of childhood where the word sex is considered a “bad word”.I know she is probably a virgin and maybe uninterested in sex and that’s fine - but it seems like a source of anxious avoidance rather than neutrality. Holly and Jade are just as “goody two shoes” but they at least acknowledge sex and talk about it and consume media that acknowledges it.Ruby’s obsession with escapism seems to feature aspects from victorian and childrens books with all elements of sex or romance removed. Hermione but without the make out sessions with Krum. Beth Harmon but without the casual sex with her fellow chess players. Emily Dickinson without the lesbian erotic themes.And will she ever acknowledge Lewis Caroll’s naked photos of young girls and the many, many theories of him being a pedophile?
ruby "heavy periods" granger
>>199896888least mentally ill yank
>>199896859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ
>>199896859Yeah fuck this bitch
>>199896913black men often do
>>199896913I bloody wish corr
quaffing book flavoured tea
>>199896929she's a virg
Just disgusting that people can even legally date someone even 1 year younger than themUtterally noncey society and i'm sick of it
Having a wank to Ruby Granger's instagram page x
Tired.Gaunt.Receding hairline.
>>199896913blakeney does
>>199896929Do they? Do they really? Know that for a fact do you? DO YOU?
>>199896979no x
Any qualified tradesmen in?
>>199896898All she needs is a charming young man (like me)
>>199896960KAHTEEM
>>199896987yeahI've sorted your mum's pipes out on multiple occasions
>>199896676>if not USSR, UK would fall in war with Hitler>same with Napoleon, we saved you twiceNapoleon was defeated at Waterloo and Trafalgar. The Red Army was being slaughtered by the Germans in WW2 before Britain's RAF deflected and wore down the Luftwaffe. More Nazi planes were lost in the Battle of Britain than the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk combined. The USSR gave Nazi Germany all the materials it needed to survive Britain's initial blockade, and then needed Britain and America to save it when the Nazis betrayed their partners the Soviets.>and making a girl lose her virginity not in marriage is immoralA married 41 year old divorced woman with kids is not a virgin nor married. What the fuck
>>199896987yeah mate. what do you need to know?
>>199896956Her facebook's better ;)
I dream of Black men in the countryside
viewing i am legendno you wont get any sick satisfaction trying to spoil me because i already know
>>199897030Oh fucking shut up you stupid cunt.
Your Epsteins, your Savilles, your Glitters
>>199897053blacks are scared of the countryside
anime
Lil virgin Timmy travelling to Guangdong Province to find love
bookish gay porn to wank to
>>199897037What trade?
black men roaming the yorkshire countryside with their bbcs flopping
DORIME
>>199897065Here's a spoiler - the book was better
The Black Country is an area of England's West Midlands. It is mainly urban, covering most of the Dudley, Sandwell and Walsall Metropolitan Boroughs, with the City of Wolverhampton sometimes included. The towns of Dudley and Tipton are generally considered to be the centre.
>>199897078your spainos
watching the thick of it. its alright but not terrific, at least the first episode was. still, not bad. will watch the rest of it
got all of my wealth locked up in my fire soundcloud EP
She hit a winning formula in the late 2000s-early 2010s, like many others did. She had perfected it to a T and was able to ride it off while it was just exactly what the public wanted. But when popular taste started to shift, her peers had the ability to sense it and either replace themselves strategically (Taylor), capitalise off their raw musical talent (Lady Gaga), grow and mature along with their audiences (Adele), or venture out in other businesses (Rihanna). Katy didn't. The people who had supported her launch into superstardom, like Max Martin or Dr. Luke, also grew older and probably lost interest in her, and maybe in the industry altogether (even Max Martin has really slowed down since 2020). So essentially she found herself lost and unable to give a clear direction to her career.
>>199897065tell me the spoiler, I'm never going to watch it on my own
I'M STILL STANDINGYEAH YEAH YEAH
>>199897077what's upset you?
>>199897149doggy dies
>>199897030deeply retarded post
black people can't in the countryside because they are pack animals
What’s happening in Leeds then lads?
>>1998971422 and 3 are its best seasons
>>199897148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
>>199897164; ; it's too much for me, i can't handle it
>>199897191they dropped the first nuke
>>199897201She looks trans
*stands up for the darts*
*sits down for the farts*
>>199897148What's wrong with new her music?
*sharts for the darts*
tiredalonedepressed
wasn't worth posting the first three times either
>>199897322She has a small skull
*lies down for the football*
>>199897322Bol gon
oh motheri can feelthe piss inside my arsehole tonight
>>199897322sort your fucking life out you pathetic mong
>>199896745He has that paedo stare
>>199897361I don't thhhhink those are the lyrics to that song, Rorke.
>>199897397oh well...enough said......
*bursts onto the scene*
imagine all the fannies that are going to get shagged tonight
>>199897378how? x
Rubymong is such a little freak and it's not brought up enough
imagine all the willies that are going to get sucked tonight
>>199897423bet there's at least six
Come on be my baby tonight,Come on be my baby tonight,I've seen the way you've treated other thugs you've been with,So come on be my baby tonight.
rorke plotting global domination from his smelly bedroom in cheadle
I've got the gay porn music in me
>>199897440>Rubymong>singularha ha ha!
>>19999999999999
>>199897463shout out to don cheadle he was great in iron man and hotel roopanda
>>199897440its one of spaintards personas
>>199897504finally a good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks
is such a little freak and it's not brought up enough
>>199897519nope
the aforementioned gay porn music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBQ0PH5rM4
>>199897519No it isn't, be quiet
rubycord chads ww@
>>199897173you can't explain how or why
>>199897552yeah post this in 24 hours for friday beers and we'll have a parteh
yes yes, willys trannys wanking and gimmicks on the cards tonight again for you lot?
remember watching some gay porn and some mitski song came on lel
you're twisting my melon man
>>199896745Every 30 November is his feast day.
>>199897573>.<
woah....we can just do that??
>>199897546>>199897553you know hes rattled when he gets out multiple devices to deny it
i'm 6ft but my neck is very long an i have a little thin body so its almost meaningless
>>199897605suella braverman melty incoming
>>199897605Voting Labour in 5 years timeImminent mandated gfs for incels soonwe're all gonna make it
>>199897564books exist
looool oh my days imagine living in troon
see myself as somewhat of a don quixote figure roving the pastures of northern england in my 2005 ford fiesta with my small fat sidekick and my imaginary girlfriend
Buxom Oriental Milfs !!
ahh time for a little relaxing tune before bed *puts on late 90’s uk jungle*
NEED to kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
so mr coffee and mr milk were singing like a canaries lately about all the things fontaine...
>>199897696She's Japanese.
>>199897696phwoar hags
>>199897696ffs need japanese milf gf
>>199897559Fucking bitch.
so so so scandalous~
>>199897696Timmy thinks this will avenge him against Chad and Tyrone
GAGGING for an ice cold pint
ate like a fat pig todaypastry at the coffee shop then burger and chips
why the fuck is youtube recommending me videos like this?literally never watched anything even remotely similar to this style of content in my life even oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HuTwWLzFlQ
anyone into rum? getting some white rum tomorrow and will do some cuba libres
>>199897814Course you haven't mate
>>199897810turns on cameraand you'd suck a dick for one huh?
>>199897809massive incel vibes emanating from this post
anyone into bum? getting some white bum tomorrow and will do some cumming
>>199897814It knows you're Irish diaspora and will therefore enjoy this content
>>199897829love a bit of mount gay
>>199897829its a rum and coke mate don't call it that bent remoaner wog name again
>>199897148>capitalise off their raw musical talent (Lady Gaga)
got the tvtropes.org on
>>199897842I'd suck a dick after one (and have)
Thinking of doing a cheeky spot of cigarette smuggling when I return to the UK on *unspecified date* from an unspecified Eastern European country x
>>199897862Only male ones. Not interested in female bums. Hairier and pooeyer the better as well imo
>>199897906?
>>199897926Spaino!
>>199897814world without whales: too terrible to imagine
mmm yes
sending out the batsignal
>>199897902The only person who can tell me what to do is the one who sucks my cock, and your mum is approving me pouring us two a cuba libre
>>199897926spaintard
Gamergate still isn't real again.Chuds sitting around inventing strange conspiracy theories about women and minorities hatching some kind of plot behind the curtain to "exist" in their video games when the last 10 years are I dont fuckin know fuck it
>>199897942Surely this is too complex to work
>>199897926Hope you get gripped by border force.
>>199897191muslim pop reached critical mass
>>199897980who the fuck cares you gay little reddit freak
>>199897947She's trying too hard
alri
https://www.wikifeet.com/Anita_Sarkeesian
>>199898047rorke spotted
>>199897961your dad sucked your cock as a child? grim
>>199898047
I give off Rockstar Vibes
my hungry ass couldnt be a brain surgeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clHLtrwKF9Eits up
>>199898081not sure how you read that from what I wrote, guess you had an unorthodox upbringing.it's not your fault
>>199897980nobody cares spaintard
>>199897987it's from the covid inquiry report into why the government was so shit at dealing with it and yea pretty much what you said
>>199898090that rockstar? gary glitter
>>199898088*leaps through the air, tongue hanging out, hellbent on licking those feet*
>>199897947Why do they try so hard? It comes across as fake
>>199898110new outfits for the cronem this weekend
>>199898110Arrest.
Poo: takenWilly: wankedMissus: shagged Yep it's time to post on /brit/
>>199898115
>>199898141word
>>199898115dunelm
>>199898112because parents tell their kids what to do
>>199898141spaintard
>>199896745based
>>199898039Are you going to try to think about or explain what either of these things mean.If your next post says "no" in more or less words then I'll see you in 10 years when the liberal thought police have wiped your mind clean and Black Ops 12 is being used to push a political agenda and it's not a big deal even though it absolutely is and it demands your attention right now because this is a good thing
any finna bix nood man in?
Kevin Nash and the summer of 1992
>>199898211and your parent told you to get down and try their lollipop? it's not your fault
>>199898090you developing bonnie and clyde game set in miami?
Sexual
don't blame meI voted reform
>>199898235shut up...NIGGA!
>>199898242KWAB!
>>199898242>>199898270samefag
>>199898235boring reddit bastard "culture war" moron just fuck off you boring gay midwit cunt
>friend who i'm staying with's london-based sister's best friend who i met once in march and who went on about how she only shags black guys is apparently traumatised after her boyfriend was stabbed to death last week
>>199898074hahahahha
>>199898114Interesting how they said the cause was due to scientist groupthink and not thinking of economic and societal ramifications.
was steaming last night and sent (old) self harm pics to the exnot turned my phone on all day
Feeling...devilish.
>>199898287raked that leaf cunt
>>199898047Y J KJK
whats the new gimmick then
got the covid
>>199898242the rock was smelling what's cooking behind that bedroom door
>>199898312st8
English academics measuring the skulls of Irishmen in 1892.
was kevin nash posting ever funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1JgpgqeKis
Bradley poster
Get them young
>>199898362what's the conclusion?
>>199898254
>>199898377Fuck off
>>199898362>100 years after, in Detroit...
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER
>>199898363maybe to kids on the wrestling board. A joke centered around black dick and gay rape isnt something any adult could laugh at
>>199898362soldier on left with 3 chevrons looks like nicholas II/george V
>>199898312why would you do such a thing
>>199898362i have almost the exact head shape as the fella being inspected
>>199898381They're negroes
>>199898377>muslim kid holding a 'I can't even think straight' signhis parents are going to jihad the teacher
wanking a cock with my arse
>>199898462mate they're 15....
>>199898408GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
>>199898312oh my daaayyyssss blud
>have all of the symptoms of ADHD>can't get a diagnosis as an adult because I didn't have issues until I was a teenagerI'll blame the weed instead
>>199898362Phil Foden?
How do European royalty marry each other if they belong to a different church? For example if a British Anglican marries a Spanish Catholic or a Russian Orthodox? They see each other as heretics and you can't be married to a heretic or you fall into heresy yourself.
>>199898443probably mexican>his parents are going to jihad the teacheri wish
>>199898509dunno lol
>>199898392>>199898254Emmanuel Macron’s secret superpower is that he looks like he’s shagging every single world leader he meets
>>199898516>mexican in the UKseems highly likely
>>199898509no idea haha
>>199898498>ADHDmate
>>199898509don't know
*grabs nearest yank, pulls down his pants and slobbers on his bellend*
>>199898509phillip was greek orthodox and converted to anglicanism
>>199898509>if a British Anglican marries a Spanish CatholicCharles I did that and people hated him for it (and eventually killed him for unrelated reasons)
Donald TrumpVince McMahonHulk HoganThe holy trinity of carny grifters
>>199898534cos he is
do NOT post the flowers
Hull is sunkissed and lovely this eveningHad a couple of cold pints of Staropramen on the Marina with my missus, happy days
>>199898564Tony Khan't and Dixie Carter in the B-tier
>>199898462haven't seen this in eonsthey look younger than I remember
>>199898560
>>199898564at least the Hulkster put his body on the line to entertain the marks, brother.
>>199898552like any disorder, it's just a way of describing the symptoms someone may be having don't be obtuse
>>199898585Fuck
>>199898561Did he not really believe in his religion then? Or was it a genuine conversion?
>>199898585sat in the garden all day mebeen good today
Clean shaven.Always.
>>199898560Isn't it 5am in Oz, why are you awake
>>199898607
Oi yanksPlease explain why republicans hate the commies yet slobber the knob of Russia and Putin
Neighbour's bastard burglar alarm won't stop screamingfuck off
if you regularly watch wwe wrestling as an adult, and actually get invested in it and entertained by it beyond "haha this is so silly" and nostalgia watching it once or twice, then there is some thing deeply wrong with youfact
>>199898594nah they're money marks who never made a penny from wrestling
campion hybrid. it's pretty but still sad.
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>199898611That doesn't work for me brother!
>>199898664
>>199898664because they're heckin ebin tradcath antiwokes
I am afraid of life.
>>199898664cold war is over lad they arent commies any more
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Bob Newhart
>>199898585FUCK AGAIN
can't believe /brit/ wasn't mentioned in the king's speech
>>199898561it's like exchanging gold for a bag of rust
beardly walsh
>>199898637yes, even bollocks, even arse
>>199898498
>>199898639It's 6am in my timezone you nonce
the woke mob are ruining my life
Dose trump with LSD
>>199898701quote from Putin about this?
>>199898720It wasn't directly but Charlie had a cheery glint in his eye which was aimed at us
>>199898687>tip your serveronly moronic cucks tip people simply for doing their job
>>199898509Europeans dont care about Christcuck cult bullshit in 2024
>>199898754how so
mad how 20 years ago everyone could smoke in pubs and now pubs are closing at an unprecedented rate
Sutton who?
>>199898752I was going to mock you for coming here before work but I do the same
>>199898687A daring synthesis
>>199898776just generally messing with me
smoking cures the so-called condition of "ADHD"
>>199898788inhaling smoke sucks
It's Thursday night. The weekend looms. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>199898774But what about like 200 or 300 years ago when they took these things seriously
>>199898788are people really saying 'l wont go to the pub because l have to walk outside to smoke'?
Bumming a fag cures you of homosexuality
>ADHDDoesn’t exist. Even the kike that added it to the DSM admitted it was fake. Just a way to hook people on drugs that they don’t need.
>>199898731brenda walsh
>>199898798sutton my balls
>>199898827It was still performative
>>199898788people are too poor for pubs nowcoffee shops too, at least the nice ones, went to a hipster coffee shop today and it was mostly all old people
>>199898800I WFH so after dropping the missus off I do a little cheeky shitposting before I log in
Not a 'bum a fag' boyI'm a 'pinch a snout' man
>>199898860No it wasn't faggot
New>>199898886>>199898886
>>199898829yes me
It's Thursday night. It looms but only for the wagies. Time to ruin your sleep schedule, and start watching Joe Rogan. Let your beard grow out. Don't trim. Don't go to the barber. Leave your foreskin disgusting and smelly. Start drinking fizzy drink. Eat disgusting slop everyday. Eat KFC. Eat Pizza. Watch porn and give camwhores money. Spend every waking moment on /brit/. Go to bed at 9am. Don't read. Don't exercise. Don't walk outside. Overcast. Dread. The tinnitus buzzing. The hemorrhoids bulging. The XP gained. The magic levels achieved. The friends list full. The shitposts authored. The (You)s collected. A clue gained as a rare drop.
>>199898879why ask if you think you know the answer frogposting autist
>>199898835just looked this up and you're wrong lol
