Saint George edition
smoking that shit
Have a trim. A Rubicon. FFC chicken shop. Link with the geldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early. Beef more. Stop gassing. A blem. A peng ting. Fresh garms. A chirps. The ends looked. The muscles hench. The bars flowing. The feds shook. A bossman, safe. A mandem enjoyed. A par given. A German whip gained.
>>199898907
>>199898914i stop and stare at this ad more than id like to admit
>>199898907>>>/r/bossfights
Enough of the pasta
>>199898934Timmy loves this
send 'em back
could only eat half of that lidl 'zavile slop
Tragedy as first year Oxford university student, 19, dies after 'jumping' into the River Thames 'to celebrate end of exams' - as police launch probe
nooo
Any tattooed persons in tonight?
BE MY LOVER
>>199898936*high pitched and muffled* you gettin rude to man blud
>>199898971Not so smart now
>>199898968what did you expect, napoli's finest?
was spraying my tonsils with hydrogen peroxide and some fat stones came out as well as some bloody mucus
addison rae is quite leng
three nonce editions
bittersweet. a native solanum plant. potatoes, tomatoes, aubergines are also solanum.
>>199899022yeah she is hot desu
>>199899011Grim mateGot mine blasted off with a laser earlier this year, best thing I ever did
>>199898971reminds me of that cambridge neuroscientists that got dared to hold his breath under water in a pool and drowned. these tarqs think nothing bad can happen to them, also why tarqs jump out of planes and shit like that
she was only 17 years and 300 days old you disgusting nonce*proceeds to watch 18 year olds on pornhub without a single thought*
>>199899022grim but i want to shag
>>199899076*second thought
>>199898987enjoyed this post
The rest of 4chan looks to us to set the tone of the website so it's good that we're upholding high standards
>>199898971are we certain it was an Oxford University student and not an Oxford Polytechnic student?
>>199899110cringe
rorke scared to listen to music on his open back headphones
>>199899097oxford uni students have a long tradition of jumping of bridges and dying or monging themselves up
>>199899076Have to draw the line somewhereReminds me of those porn sites where they'd get girls days after they turned 18, corrr those were the days
drinking giant hogweed sap
moon is VERY low in the skymaking me VERY nervous
Important survey for /brit/https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3DDODyA
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heartI just don't think he'd understandAnd if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heartHe might blow up and kill this man, ooh
>>199899138the black and white thinking it creates is so illogical though i hate it
>>199899150hmm yummy ! :)
>>199899076Mad how right wing chuddies always want to shag kids
>>199899076spaintard being a nonce apologist yet again
had my willy in a vagina yesterdaywill have my willy in a vagina tomorrowi am now a shagger
I need to be able to impersonate British people online for totally justified reasons.What are some dead giveaways you are talking to an American online, other than them being retarded? Particularly grammer/spelling/phrases.
oy to the vey
>>199899222hehe yummi x
>>199899110based
>>199899999
nightmare in knightsbridge >:)
>>199899070>it's realoh my DAYS
>>199899229every pro-nonce organisation and every nonce advocate in history has been left-wing
>>199899123cringe
>>199899138disgustingwhich ones out of curiosity
>>199899036>>199899122>>199899189
>>199899322fascinating where in the UK did this occur?
>>199899322AMERICA
>>199899267sleep well porker
>>199899222glorified rat
well, would you?
>>199899347Cheadle
>>199899347Old York
>>199899322This is really boring and I'm not one of those that moans about US politics being posted here. Learn what's interesting and what isn't. You're not.
pb&j for me my laaaaaadthe perfect snack
well?
>>199899347FUlham POO
rorke just wants to dance~
>massive riots kicking off in Leedshope we get another kino riot at some point like the London riots 10 years ago, they were based
>>199899363mad how this is literally the last name of the head of the secret service
>>199899386ahaha great stuff
under the boardwalkwith his cock in anons mouth
>>199899322
>>199899404It's not mad at all.
>>199899398only a massive black cock is penetrating here
tommy robinson just got enough new material for the next 6 months
it's ACTUALLY over now
>>199899420this bitch named cumsterstore
hahaha>'What's he doing over there?!': Nigel Farage's voters in Clacton-on-Sea baffled by Reform leader's jaunt to America and warn 'I hope he keeps his promise to promote the area'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13648567/Nigel-Farages-voters-Clacton-Sea-baffled-Reform-America-warn-keeps-promise-promote.html
>>199899403whats happening in dirty leeds?
>>199899296The largest pro-nonce organisation is right-wing (the GOP)
leftypol in general has a predatory attitude towards kidshe wants to brainwash them with homo and race nonsense and is always using them as political toolsall those kids at protests holding signs saying they love trannies or they are guilty for being white. fucking grim
white neighberg playing some yelling nigger music
>>199899443shame that nobody watches tommy robinson material
>>199899459nahhhh rorke nahhhhhhh
>>199899464rorke getting fooled again
>>199899457the exact moment it all went wrong
>>199899464they've been done
>>199899464solid heezer
>>199899403[thinking]
my names sam nice to meet you
starting to enjoy kratom, just ran out of the initial stuff i got. only because its legal and doesnt get drug tested, otherwise id just smoke weed or something
>>199899488lol
>>199899464get it down ya son
>>199899457you mean its JOEver
>local leaders in Leeds worried tonight after widespread riots breakout across the city>there are concerns that the unrest could already have caused up to £40m worth of improvements to the city centre
>>199899528fuck off
>>199899534what bullshit job do you have that tests you?
>Refugee who attacked officer ‘should not do community service as he can’t speak English’>Magistrates handed Mbaidin a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered him to pay a victim surcharge of £26, which is to be paid at £2 per month."
>>199899464>I hope he keeps his promise to promote the areaBloke's about to mention Clacton on the Republican National Convention stage with millions watching. He's doing that exact thing now
LEEDSLEEDS IS FALLING APARTAGAIN
>>199899464>Craig Rollings, 38, voted for him and said he was 'not thrilled' with his US visit so soon>38fucking hell
>>199899464>labour endorsing newspaper pretending anyone got mad that a guy went to see his friend after he was shot
>>199899579Americans arent going to visit Clacton
>>199899589smack face seen it a trillion times
>>199899420I never knew this
>>199899589im 32 and look like a child compared to this cuntwhat the fuck happened to him, 38 and the other 15 years
>>199899579been watching coverage on the 'tok, none of them had a clue who liz truss was and boris and her sessions were empty
>>199899457This is so sloppyHe has literally no political heir and nobody is prominent in the Democratic Party to step inThey may as well concede the election
>>199899587imagine marrying her and making memories and having children and spending ther set of your life together iamgine that hahaha
gf called me a gashpiece in argos
>>199899590he's going to give a speech, he would be going regardless of the shooting
>>199899599I'm an American and I'm visiting Clacton right now
please janitor spare me
>>199899587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYyCElzB0A
>>199899464brexiters just dont learn do they
>>199899516proper Clacton lad are big Brian
GET UP HERElets dance... lets dance
>>199899643George Clooney
>>199899643oprah
>>199899050Why did you do that?
>>199899643The Rock
>>199899662yeah im sure thats real
>>199899662the incel to trans pipeline gets another
>>199899564i fix things for a living they dont want a druggie to get off the rails and cost them a bunch of money as a result of it
>>199899662looks like how i imagine mousenonce looks
it's winter in the southern hemisphere right nowmental innit
>>199899528alri Sambo, my name is Gary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnsDtidRviA
donate your whole life savings to the jay slater campaigndo it
>>199899684if you carefully reread my post you might notice I wasn't talking about nigethicko
>>199899713fake
We need to bring happiness and joy back to the worldReject doom
might have to do a devilish post in /nederdraad/
hate doing sports because it makes me feel ugly; arms flailing, flapping cheeks, exhausted look
>>199899747there is none leftthere is nothing to be happy or joyful about
>>199899711If he was fatter and shorter it would be a carbon copy of spaincuck
catbergina my beloved
>>199899693no not really, that's basically a lie. they knew eachother and that's about it.its true of the clintons though
I CAN FEEL ITCOMING IN THE AIR TONIGHTOH LORD
>>199899747fuck aiembrace hyperhumanism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6urkSbAZnNc&t=3s
dear god how horrifying
>>199899780not really, spainfat is a paki
>>199899781adorable
>>199899559widespread? its in harehills, one of the poor parts
>>199899643gawr gura
>>199899781looks like he's about to poo in brew
>>199899730So why the fuck were you boring me with irrelevant nonsense you fat cunt? Run a blade across your chubby throat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hofrEQPmvY
>>199899793bro just met the main character
is practicing mindfulness an ick?
>>199899816Hes irish diasporaHe sees seaside mark as his father
>>19989979328virgemong in the wild
>>199899358
good riddance
>>199898886Gammon probably don’t even know he was Turkish
>>199899865
>>199899865no such country as turkey when he was alive
>>199899875400,000 beetles species there areOver a quarter of all species are just fucking beetles.Utterly absurd.
>>199899886were you there?
/brit/ boysfrench canadian GFs
>>199899875I look like this
Feds on the runhttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/1814018368338538841
>>199899875smug sob
>>199899725done. they owe me £16000
>>199899793>M&Starq freak doesn't know a crackhead when he sees one
>UK border force ship returns Channel migrants to France for the first time Why were we supposed to hate Keith again?
bizarre fat country
watching Limmy's take on the Tenacious D news
>>199899898Oh yes mhmm I was there yes loved those pillars and aqueducts and that mhmm yes very good stuff
>>199899898I believe in reincarnation so yeah
>>199899953based Babydog
>>199899953
>>199899953what the dog doin?
>>199899974Good post.
>see cunts turn off their bedside lamp in films>they just turn off the switch, ostensibly leaving it on stand by all night (and perhaps 24/7)do people do this?My m8 in school left his playstation and tv on stand-by with the outlet on 24/7 too.I wonder how much electricity Britain (and Earth) loses based on barely used electricity.
>>199899922whats all this about then
>>199899974contemplating a poo
>>199899974thats the governor you're talking about
>>199899999>>199900000
>>199899952Reform voter spastics turning a blind eye to this one
i drink cream soda all the time but its not that nice i just like that its clear and cold and a bit sweet
>>199900022*tears quad*
1 million brown people permanently settled here
>>199899999what kind of lamp has a stand by you mong
the (middle) east has fallen
>>199899999I say “Alexa, turn off the lights please” and they all turn off
>>199899999>>199900001screeching at the top of my lungs
>>199900001mousenonce furiously masturbating to this
>>199899999you're implying I should get up and unplug the lamp? what do you think the switch is even for?come off it
>>199900049Reminder we have "asylum seekers" in this country who literally visit the country they're "fleeing from" on holiday every yearSomalis claiming asylum from Somalia but spend their summers in Mogadishu.Insane how WEAK we are.
>Last year, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen lost her beloved pony Dolly to a wolf who had crept into its enclosure on her family's rural property in northern Germany.>Brussels's top official insists it is not a personal vendetta, but now she has wolves in her sights.Europe had a program to reintroduce wolvesIt worked very wellWolves are now back killing livestock and roaming where they wantThe EU president got one of her ponies killed by a wolfNow she wants them all killed
>>199900001
>>199899999what kind of power do you think a TV is using in standby you mongyou think the little red LED power light is consuming kilowatts of power?
>>199900049at least we can't speak german
>>199900087Need to purge the entire country
starmers britain
depressed
>>199900059wait until she finds out you can't actually divorce someone via social media and he's allowed to thrash her around until they actually divorce
>>199900103>Several studies have investigated the amount of energy used by televisions in standby mode, with estimates ranging from 2.25% to 5% of the energy used when the TV is on.why waste the money though
>>199900059Good, Dubai is a shithole, hope this sends shockwaves through that jeet-addled non-country
>>199900089Based wolves crushing tarq pets
>>199900124
tommy robinson LIVE in leeds
I'm white
>>199900087They’re contributing to the economy you racistThey are here because we were there
>>199899267>>199900001>>199900028>>199900056>>199900060>>199900066>>199900081>>199900103you just replied to spaintard
>>199900089leftypol DEMANDING britain become a slave to one woman's whims
>>199900156
oh man l love sarcasm yeah give me another sarcastic post lad mmmm
>>199900135how old is this study and what kind of TVs is it surveying?all modern TVs stay in standby unless you physically turn them off at the wall
Mad how ugly browns are
>>199900149we literally weren't thoughItaly wasand we even have non-british colonies joining the commonwealth now like Rwanda, Gabon, Mozambique and Togomeaning that if they move to the UK they're fully entitled to vote in British elections despite having ZERO link to this nation whatsoever Really struggle to see how the Commonwealth benefits us in any meaningful way.Even the Commonwealth games are universally mocked.
>>199900158
Kek apparently Grindr is experiencing outages because of a huge uptick in usage in Milwaukee, WIThe same Milwaukee, WI which is currently holding the republican national congress RORRRRRRRRRKKKKKE
>>199899999thats not how lamps work the circuit is open when theyre off so they dont use electricitythis is the case for most stuff and most households electronics are very low voltage so they dont use much even if theyre something like a tv that has a sleep mode
>>199900089don't really see the point in reintroducing them. people want to larp like they live in a fantasy world i suppose but we have electricity and somalians so it doesn't really work
Why did Europe want to save wolves. In like all European stories wolves are in, they are evil.
>>199899953did those yank niggas really elect a dog
>>199900210rorke feeling zesty~
>>199900059She has to do it again after 24 hoursI wonder where Latifa is
>>199900087ah right. but the fact that the vast majority of refugees don't have passports is neither here nor there
>>199900250neat
ever have a glass of milk? lovely stuff.
>>199900252that's not a dog that's winston churchill
the days are getting shorter now
*pulls the pin on a WP grenade and tosses it into outer /int/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U
>>199900204ooooh you just replied to a sarcastic post could you not detect the sarcasm he was spoofing what a liberal might say
>>199900296still light out at quarter to 10 thoughbeit
>>199900296they're becoming more like you
>>199900304Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.I simply expect better from /brit/ posters.
>Gaza man with Down's syndrome attacked by IDF dog and left to die, mother says
feet are absolutely PONGING
the people telling you you need to welcome a million+ wogs a year into your country are the same people telling you to hate russia because somehow that's in your interests. just fucking lol
>>199900250well atheists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpsvBvwRuf0
he is everything all at once
>>199900204Remember General Gordon
An electrician stole £4,000 worth of power from his neighbours by hooking his home up to their supply using a device he hid behind a picture frame.Leslie Pirie set up an elaborate system to divert the electricity supply into his own home, leaving his neighbours, Hugh and Tracy Torrance, baffled at the size of their energy bills.Mr Torrance, 52, and Mrs Torrance, 46, said their bills were so high that they were forced to get their teenage daughter to work to help fund the payments to the supplier.Pirie had cut a hole in the plasterboard to hide devices known as Henley blocks and had covered it up by hanging a framed picture in front of it.He scammed them for more than three years, between July 2017 and August 2020.Pirie, who still lives next door to the couple, was ordered to pay the full amount in compensation, but was given more than eight years to do so at £40 per month. He was admonished by Sheriff Morag Fraser.
>>199900359neat
Feeling brainful.Ascending to another plane.
>>199900366live scenes from leeds
i piss on this thread
>>199900345immigrants aren't waging a genocidal war against european countries the way russia is in the process of doing
how often do you rearrange your furniture? i do it every few months. always seeing ways i can do it better to suit how i live as jobs and that change. my parents have never done it and their sofa and tv placement drives me up the wall
>Ukraine forced to pull out from yet another village as Russia reduces region to ruins
>>199900210bizarre thing to make up
>>199900385Gordon never turned tail and ran
*swallows your piss*
>>199900404russia isn't waging a "genocidal war" unlike western ally israel but unlimited immigration forever will very much lead to the death of european ethnicities
damn
I get all my news from tommy robinson
>>199900345the world is complicatedhttps://jrnyquist.blog/2024/06/12/russian-strategy-and-europes-refugee-crisis-2/
he wants a peng east asian ting from los angeles or san francisco
>>199900470powerful...
>>199900470god damn... holy shit man
bed time for me soontoil tomorrow x
Do bomalians really contribute to the economy? Never seen a bomalian with a job, by which I mean in an office or a shop or a restaurant or hotel. The only bomalian who seems to have achieved something is Mo Farah. You see them walking down the street but what do they do all day?
>>199900405utterly bizarre postwhat a load of effort cant you tell without placing things where they should go? i mean theoretically it could be a 50/50 but i cant imagine so there's usualyl pretty obvious configurations based puon space and preference e.g. facing window or to the side
>The Russian Defense Ministry posted on Telegram that Kyiv had tried to carry out "a terrorist attack." However, air defense systems "destroyed and intercepted" 33 drones over Crimea and two over Russia's Bryansk region. Its governor said they had caused no casualties or damage. Newsweek has not yet verified all these claims.>Moscow also claimed that it had destroyed 10 unmanned boats heading toward the Crimean Peninsula. As of Thursday morning, Kyiv had not commented on Moscow's claims. Newsweek has contacted the Ukrainian Defense Ministry for its views.
need a strong woman to take care of me
>>199900380loooooooool oh my days
>>199900359me designing a super insect at age 9
>>199900470why is dad referring to himself in the 3rd person? whoever made this is retarded
>>199900484some gay neocon blog, cool
>>199900543he's talking about god
The Boys finale was fucking shite
>>199900511remember that big isis terrorist attack earlier this year that killed hundreds of Russians?
getting new arsewank techniques from reddit
>>199900366he was in sudan not somalianot the same thing you RACIST
>>199900579consume capeslopget excited for next season of capeslop
rorke fancying a bum in milwaukee
>>199900585On 22 March 2024, a coordinated attack against civilians occurred at the Crocus City Hall music venue in Crocus City, Krasnogorsk, Moscow Oblast, Russia. The attack began at around 20:00 MSK (UTC+3), shortly before the Russian band Picnic was scheduled to play a sold-out show at the venue. Four attackers associated with Islamic State – Khorasan Province (IS–KP or ISIS-K) carried out a mass shooting, as well as slashing attacks[3] on the people gathered at the venue, and used incendiary devices to set the venue on fire.[16][17][18] Investigators said 145 people had been killed (including those who died later in hospital), and more than 551 concertgoers injured by gunfire or suffering from burns.[19][20][18] On 28 March, Russian authorities also claimed that a further 95 people were missing.
>>199900380>steal money>your punishment is you have to pay it backso there's no reason not to steal since at worst you'll come out even
>>199900510shut up rude cunt dont have anything nice to say dont reply ignorant little twerp
oh no no no no
*plays the Wii Sports intro jingle directly in your head*
>>199900405Hardly ever because i'm a professional so my furniture is always in the correct place first time. But at work I rearrange furniture on a daily basis.
>>199900654daily reminder minimum wage is literally £21,000
>>199900645spastic
>>199900684>>199900684>>199900684
>>199900662Can't even remember it tbqh
>>199900407
>>199900543it's AI
