https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiAzxdu_Sgw
First!USA USA USA
inb4 this post gets 404'd
I am chaos
This kid again?
I'm gonna take a shower and fap.
>>199900929Look, this is you. I want to plap you.
Would american parents feel shame if their daughter brought home a swedish man
>>199900859Why'd he do it?
>>199901003Yes
>>199901003>>>/crystalcafe/
404 in 5...4...3...2...1..
>>199900929Average blackrock fan.
boomer, coomer, bloomer, doomer, groomer, loomer, roomer, vroomer, xoomer, zoomer
My temp went down to 98.9 without ibuprofen. Maybe my body's fighting the virus.
>>199901003Yeah
crying again
>>199900997I'm going to the weed store then the casino, then the strip club, then the weed store again.
>>199901010lil bro thought he was gavril :skull:
>>199901091shroomer
>>199901191LSD is better. Kys.
>>199901135Non piangere MariaNon c'è ragioneUn anno passa prestoAmore mioAnche se può sembrareUna prigioneCi stiamo tutti quantiIn allegriaaaaaaaaaaaaa
only in america can you profess your love for sucking dick and become an instant millionaire
Last name: Crooks
>>199901222
I'm getting paid in 37 mins.My bank account will have over 1k.
>>199901232Early Life Section: Jew.
>>199901261kek
Men who don't see through women's bullshit and placate it are worse than womens bullshit
>>199901135What happened?
>>199901251same but i don't work
>>199901261Not true thougheverbeit
>>199901295wait how.I don't work either.I got laid off yesterday.
>>199901307It used to be true. Either edited away or was fake news, I guess.
>>199901135
>>199901334I don't think we know his religion
>>199901331neet bucks
keemo kimo dar o whar
>>199901003No, and I don't know why anons here say they would
Saw pics of dudes head blown open. Dark blood everywhere. He ain't pretty no more. Those snipers don't play
>>199901355I'm gonna trip you out cause i'm weird like this.I bet you use tangerine as your bank?Am i wrong?
>>199901399nope. never heard of it
Why do people still suggest 30-06 as a preferable alternative to .308
>>199901382Except for the fact that they didn't do anything for 20 minutes and couldn't use muh sloped roof
i have been wearing my dress shoes for the past couple of days to break them in and i am glad i did. i need a couple more mm of room at the pinky toe added to my last before my next order is made. thankfully they will address it and the next pair of shoes should be perfect.
don't goon guys
>>199901488that was fake albeit
I never answer the door when someone knocksit's never anything good
>>199901423i guess your neetbuxs comes in thursday instead of friday.i used to get paid always on friday but ever since i switched to tangerine, i get paid a day early. I was with CIBC for the past 6 years.
>>199901003i would be proud.
I've eaten nothing but kugel today
>>199901550I get salesman coming to my door once in a while, and it's always scammy as shit. I swear I'm going to murder one of them someday. Idk how to make it stop because it's state sponsored in California
A lot of you don't know what gooning actually means and just think of it as a coomer boogeyman
>>199900929cambodian intellectuals when pol pot tells them the plan for democratic kampuchea
>>199901506I prefer to think it's real
>>199901580I've eaten nothing as well.Just drank one 250ml sugar free redbull.Feel like doing 100 pushups outside rn,
>>199901605>living in Californiasuffering
>>199901550mormons gangstalk me and conspire to knock on my door all the time, no matter where i live.
These last ten years really flew by really fast.What did I reap what did I sow Almost nothing.
>>199901723Yeah and crying about it here is going to fix absolutely everything
>>199901695I am leaning towards being suicidal but fearing the void so he tried to go out in a way that would make posterity remember him
>>199901695they have nothing because it was a glowie op and this is how they do shit nowthey just straight up killed epstein in front of everyone, they know they don't have to make shit seem reasonable anymore
>>199901689>t.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JacoaohBg4
>>199900859He was a registered republican.
>>199901762schizo
yay conspiracy politics!
Mennonites stole my car keys.
>>199901762glowies would make him aim for the center of mass
this is the power of a bad op image
>>199901776Your mom is registered to muh DICK
>>199901776Who donated to Democrats
>>199901746Women want me dead
>>199901776So he could vote for Nikki Haley in a closed Pennsylvania primary
>>199901840Yep the whole thread is gonna go /pol/'dIt's over
>>199901842I don't care. Go figure out your life instead of posting here
>>199901695He was a blackrock shill. That's why he did it.
>>199901865your moms pussy got /pol/'d by BBC
>>199901762They would have told him to shoot his torso not his head
>>199901870Why was the roof unsecured, good goy?
>>199901770why won't they leave me alone?
lot of useful idiots ITT
>>199901904shit happens.glitches in the matrixhe took advantage.
I don't get how such a rich developed and scientifically advanced country can have more than a third of it thinking a man put all species in a big boat 5000 years ago
>IT'S DA JOOOOOOOZ
>>199901842
The head of the secret service is a woman, that's how this happened
>>199900997Shouldn't you fap before and not after showering?
>>199901997I'm smarter than you
My daydreams are usually about sex or violence
oh lord
>>199901990>implying
>>199902034Ok
>>199901939were all dumb, fat, and happy. also when everyone that came to america originally were religous psychos that england didn't want which is how stuff like the witch trials happened
gonna have a fat boy now
i sharted and peed and pooed
>>199902016evidently not
>>199902031me
>>199902053Jason...
Are you implying ... Le implications?! AGGGGHHHH IM INFERRING!!!!!!!
>>199902018how much can you bench?
a symptom of me being fatter now is the underside of my balls getting chaffed when i'm out and about for more than a few hours
>>199901776Do you remember that time when a leftist looney actually managed to land a bullet inside a Republican senator at a baseball game but the story was immediately swept under the rug.
you gotta admit this is funny
>>199902149You didn't get it from here so of course it is. It used to be the other way arpund tho
>>199902051you got a bunch of Europe's finest during the 19th centuryhitler seethed a lot about this
>>199902102115lb 5r3s is what I’m up to now
>>199901904It wasn't. He got domed before he could even get through half his magazine.
>>199902180you mean /cum/ or 4chan?
Just spent 76 dollars on the new college football game. It’s downloading right now as I type.
chat who killed jfk?
>>199902218The rooftop was supposed to be manned, goy The SS director xirself said the reason it wasn't was because of was sloped, in spite of the fact that identical roofs were in the vicinity and were manned You need to be either willfully stupid or a paid shill to not at least sniff some bullshit and insist that this is just some anomaly
>>199902270cia
>anyone who disagrees with me is a paid psyop
>>199902270the CIA
>>199902270A MARINE
>>199902380get the fuck out
>>199902270Thee Rosatp brothers
>>199902270ur moms pussy
>>199902270me sorry
i can't get a job at taco bell because of my posts here
Hard to see but its made some little strings in the solvent whilst boiling There is some charcoal in it and it's making whirlpools. Later on I will make it a polar substance by adding Na+
Pecche siamo acussì
>>199902499i can't even get a job as a dishwasher again
is it going to rain or nah?
>>199902530I used to be a dishwasher once upon a timeFist bump
>>199902530why>>199902551same
OP here.BYE GUYS.GONNA BUY 2 JOINTS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-8vVxz-If0
>>199902551i was too. damn
>>199902565Fist bump
Haven't had a blowjob since March
>>199902593apus dont get bjs they like chicken tenders and their pajamas and thats it
Is there anyone in this bitch that WASNT a dishwasher before
>>199902565kinda shit daydidn't get the job at the dispensarygot humiliated by mexicans, againhad to dump garbage at the construction site dumpsterand now my hair and makeup look like shitgonna smoke a bowl and watch some cartoons
>>199902593very normalfag post, not fitting for apu
i had some costco chicken wings yesterday. pretty good
I had a 7-11 Italian Job sandwich for lunch. Slapped some mustard on that bad boy and went to town
>>199902652what makeup are you wearing
dude i feel like /cum/ was relatively normal a week ago why is it suddenly so faggy?
I never got Bingo
>>199902709just a little bit of eyeshadow to give that ghastly sleep deprived look. nothing too much. something like nik nocturnal
>>199902777use your brain
I've added the rest of the solution I've to evaporate, but no more precipitates have come out of that so farI stopped boiling the ethyl acetate layer to add the remainder of the solution to it. Either it will turn a different color on that layer or I'll add more vinegar. I tried to take some of the ethyl layer off the one where cummies came out to soak in sodium hydroxide but I don't think anything came ove with the solvent
>>199902785As in you never understood it, or you never received an actual bingo
>>199902859never won a game. never got to yell Bingo
>>199902889me and who
>>199902889you just know
I turned up the hot plate to 2 from 1, which was already boiling ethyl acetate at 1. I put foil over the lid because I have nothing to distill it over to and yo make the temperature of the vapor to rise and evaporate more things - I'm hoping water. Then I'll extract the solvent
>>199902875That's...quite sad actually. Everybody should get at least one bingo in their life.
>>199902935there's still time
currently looking into hrt. idk if it's covered by medicaid or not
>>199902935me at the back, below the chair
>>199902506>>199902840>>199902923cool :)
>>199902935i thought white cat was going to win because he had superior tactics but he failed the executionsad to see
Tutsi Bastard Paul Kagame wins reelection
>>199902961That's right.
>>199903002Let's this be a lesson to you. Superior tactics mean nothing if you fumble the bag when it's time to pull the trigger
>>199903001Thanks c:Going to check on how it's boiling in 4 minutes
>>199900859Stop posting my selfies
>>199903125thank you i will remember this lesson
fishy
50 more minutes at this humiliation ritual known as "work"
>>199903151
today was a very firm reminder that i just can't compete with these men. i'm not going outside again for a while
>>199903164
>>199903234me
just give me a job for fucks sake i'm tired of this shit
>>199903248i'm going to the emergency room
>>199903248any skills?
>>199903289I can eat 13 ramens in one sitting
>>199903248Are you the finance guy who took a test this morning
Guy was holding cheese, chips, and chiliDropped the chiliCashier told him he has to pay for it and that it’s $7 (because this is a gas station)He is paid for just the cheese and left
>>199903358dont impersonate me. also i literally just got offered a burgerking interview tomorow. we are so back
found this funny picture and wanted to share it
>>199903458don't forget to say you rule
>>199903469That's pretty funny>>199903458You got this, champ Way to go
If any of you ever get a gf, make sure to never tell her about your feelings or ever show any emotion because it just makes women mad
i don't want the democrats to win
There's these twitter accounts that shill moving to latin america. honestly starting to sound more appealing
>>199903501this is demonstrably false and we have this conversation here every day
>>199903487humiliation ritual>>199903497thx. thankfully the job seems a lot less hectic than mcdonalds
>>199903522I've had multiple partners and they were ALL like this despite pretending otherwise and then denying it afterwards
>>199903457
>>199903457I meant he dropped the cheese>>199903551No nachos for Juan today
>>199903522it's demonstrably true, you just want to have your romance fantasy where somebody loves you as a man
>>199903457race?
>>199903572this is hilariously inaccurate
>>199903522>>199903601t. virgin/woman
>>199903601some men never learn
>>199901776People register on parties they don'treally like all the time in American politics, as you can vote in your respective party's primary. And rural Pennsylvania is pretty red compared to the rest of the state.>t. registered republican in deep red West Virginia
my friend says the best way to cook a steak is to sear it on both sides and then finish it off in the oven
>>199903568>Dropped the cheeseIs that like dropping the soap in convenience store parlance
There's a reason most long married men are emotionally dead, they've been going through the same thing for decades and have realized that your thoughts are best kept to yourself
>>199903598He was Latinx
i am LATIN
best way to cook a steak is to put it in the air fryer
how do you prononuce latinx? latinks?
>>199903660I would never listen to his advice because that's the opposite order you should do it inAnd the actual best way is sous vide then sear
>>199903718Latin and the letter X
roman blood flows through my veins
>>199903746cumx
>>199903718Like Latino but with an X
>>199903742>opposite orderwhy
>>199903746what part of southern Europe are these people from?
>>199903765More like Amerindian blood but ok
>>199903765I say this
>>199903791Reverse searing (oven then sear) lets you control the temperature more because it hasn't been heated by the pan yet and the steak is dried so the sear is better
work?as in, labor?as in, a job?as in, employment?as in, pursuing my career?as in, earning dough?as in, making bread?as in, hustlin?as in, grindin?yeah, nah, i'm good.
Biden just dropped out
>>199903718latino - o + kslatinX
>>199903791>>199903884But also in the end the best way to cook it is a hot cast iron skillet and let it rest before eating for the best steak
I added ammonia and the solvent layer turned yellow. Brown specs went jnyo the layerAdding the alkali made it fizzle but it maybe was temperature
a biden just flew over my house
>>199903622classic W
>>199903949where can I learn how to make alcohol
>>199903873see>>199903815
>>199903906Even Pelosi and Obama are getting on his ass, so it should be any day now.If he doesn't drop out then he's a tyrant, and just as bad as Trump.
>>199903998Youtube, my man
This is it not boiling after adding the ammonia
Election season is funny because my opinion genuinely doesn't matter and everyone assumes I'm a felon because I say I can't vote
>>199904073Imagine the smell!
drinking a beer rn
i love sex i hope to try it myself some day
>>199904082Why can't you vote
>>199904109when i finally had sex it was extremely awkward.
Biden will drop out and the dems will fumble the bag by putting Hillary or Kamala in his place.
>>199904126Wasn't born in the US but I'm white and have no accent so people assume I was born here
FUCK
>>199904177You're not white you're mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6DMXNyvAxs
>>199904206I was born in one of the most ethnically homogenous countries in Europe
Lat-tin-ex
>>1999041320% chance you ever had sex
>>199904097Was fishy...
>>199904196what is that pattern called
>>199904231Ok then nevermind. Can't be too careful. A lot of Mexicans start thinking they're white and we gotta put the kibosh on that when it happens
>>199904245I did on December 10th 2022
>>199904245why do virgins think sex is like some amazing thing and if you ever criticize it you must have never had it. im nta and it can be very awkward
Can we talk about how well my new jeans fit and how comfortable they are.
>>199904306
>>199904306no, faggot!
Thankfully it was right to make it more alkaline with ammonia rather than acidic I can mix water in with it if I need to now as well
>>199904306well tell us about it thenwhat blend is the material
having sex here costs 40usd plus at least a 100usd tip.you could donate plasma and have sex 20 mins later if you were so inclined
>plus tipI'm not giving yoj a tip nevermind 100 dollarsYour fault for charging only 40 dollars for sex. Ser you never again >>199904341
>>199904212> cute anime girls will never be realwhy live
>>199904334Just black denim. Lee jeans. Normally I don't like buying online cuz the sizes can get weird but these fit just right. Most comfortable jeans I've ever owned. And theyre still slightly fuzzy and soft because I ain't washed em yet, only wore em once to get the mail
>>199904304I've never had awkward sex, but I've never had mind-blowing sex either.I crave intimacy, which I haven't found, since I've only hooked up with prostitutes and fat girls
>>199904341massage parlor?
>>199904393i'm glad they fit you well anonyou should go out and strut your stuff in them soon
Phoar I'm getting a bit of a buzz from these fumes leaking out
no mans skymore like no guy buy
It's actually joever
im back from my 3 day vacation
>>199904385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR-4GyopJtY
>>199904646Where did you go
>>199904639Got a better source than a Twitter screenshot?
>>199904655so hot
current mood
>>199904668nowhere
>>199904727Great albumhttps://youtu.be/4NrGCLSlMj0?si=065_fQpfBc0V78dy
>>199904753much prefer going blank again
>>199904774Also a great albumI like them both equally, but Going Blank Again has better cover artCucumber clown <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26XYbsaRtw8
gonna showip
This is the best Radiohead album, btw
>>199904956it's Kid A
Thinking about getting pizza hut.
>>199904964for me it's papa johns
>>199904964do NOT try to outpizza the hut*shows you the really large scar on my leg*
Don't shake boiling ethylene that's got bubbles coming up from under it in intervals I added more water to try and concentrate the solvent layer some more
>>199904964dominos better
>>199904987>>199904964Guarantee there is a local pizza place in your areas that's better than this slop
>>199900859why are republicans so ugly
you're a bitch ass from the projects, i'm a real hood nigga from the burbs
>>199904964they've got ok crust but i find the main portion of the pizza to be mediocre. my place leaves the bread too thin in the center.
>I like *thing*>no, *other thing* is better! Great discussion guys
>>199905038i made a joke i think is pretty funny
>>199905038fuck pizza hut overrated trash
>>199905015I'd smash Nancy Mace and Amy Barrett
>CNN: Sources say Hillary Clinton to replace Biden as nominee
>>199905083looks like a man
>>199905083looks like a hot milf
>>199905097They wouldn't dare
wtf they changed their tracker
>>199905139Why is the time wrong?It's past 7
>>199905139this changes everything
>>199905154I'm living in the past. Many such cases!
>>199905154He lives in Commiefornia
rewatching old tf2 videos
>>199905176jerma and star were peak
>>199905175Worse, I live one state north.
for me it's the Houthi's
>>199905195yeah that's what i'm watching. not as funny as when i was a preteen but still good
Damn Bob Newhart dead
>>199900920Shows what you know, IDIOT!
>>199905200oregon? more like oreo gone cause i ate them all
>>199905252wh's that?
just found out that my dad is a fake trump fan
i cant stop saying the n word. when im alone ill just randomly say it for no reason
Is this a horse fly?The picture is bad because I had to rush due to the crosswalk timing. I was brave enough to push the button
>>199905297>>199905297>>199905297
>>199905272comedian who was famous like 70 years ago
>>199905292I say it a lot when i'm feeling embarassed or under pressure
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>>199905288what's a fake trump fan
