Any fellow BR incel here?I cut my hair after almost 3 months desu
why are your eyes so black
nigger really asked /b/ before coming in here
>>199901285beard needs some work
>>199901285Are you considered branco in brazil
>>199901353iberian genes
shave
>>199901285you should tan again, and shave
>>199901353Shitzilloan mutt genes
>>199901285you're scary.
>>199901694in a ugly way
>>199901285If it wasn't for your nose you wouldn't look bad.
>>199901733in like a rapist way
>>199901285>I cut my hair after almost 3 months desuGrow it back longer, it'll take attention from your weird ass face
You look kinda like my friend who was on the wrestling team, except lighter and with a flatter nose
>>199901285a smile might be good
>>199901397obsessed sudaca + iberians don't have black eyes
>>199901285You look like you are no stranger to dick
>>199901452Both photos were from the same day desu
>>199901285If you can't grow a beard then don't try to grow one mate.
Did your mom drink alcohol while she was pregnant with you?
>>199902241I'm not trying to grow a beard. I'm just too lazy to cut itThat's me 10 days ago I think
>>199902476Profile view NOW
>>199901285Why are you crying
>>199901285Good manners teach to not say anything when you cant say anything good.
>>199901383Believe it or not, he might be in some places
>>199902476Nordestinojak dropped
>>199902801he's from florianopolis
>>199902497I think this is the only one that I have in profile. It sucks though
>>199902954South Brazil only have white and gay people, no way
>>199902131I'm straight desu. I even tried to fish for some pussy with that duolicious app that was popular with "femcels" for some timeI even used this filter to try to look harmless
>>199903258anon, that just made you look even gayer than you already look
Your lips are guapo you should be a lipstick model
>>199903258you got some dsls bruh
dude and I thought I had black eyes your eyes are like black holes
>>199901285I can tell you're a criminal from your eyesif I had to guess which crime exactly I'd say you're probably a rapist and you most definitely carry a switch blade
>>199902091I look dumb smiling to the camera
>>199901694>>199901879>>199903721Argentinian bros...why do you fear rape so much? Does Argentina has a rape ritual or something?[spoiler]Also I'm a virgin, how can I be a rapist desu[/spoiler]
>>199902476Grow some more hair and you are the new yakuza games protag. Saying it like it's a good thing btw
>>199904140Nah m8 you look better. They say that people generally look better smiling without teeth doe
>>199902476Keep the beard helps you hide the weak chin.
>>199904793most men here look like rapists
Other brazilian incel here. AMA
>>199906076Haha what a mad ladYou should do stand-up
>>199904140>>199906076so these are the german brazilians i hear so much about
>>199901285>Pretending to suffer when you live in Brazil
>>199906227I mean, women here are hot but they're more run thru than american and australian women. At that point it's almost the same as fucking a prostituteMaybe brazilian women are the most promiscuous in the world. I'm not religious or anything but that's an immense turn off to me
>>199906563lol
>>199901285holy shitget a rhinoplasty, anon. your nose uglyyour forehead is too big for your face, I have the impression that everything is disproportionate, but that's okay because you live in brazil and 50%of t ppl are ugly too so you're 5/10 hereor just troon out
>>199901285>SIM SOU CEARENSE COMO DESCOBRIU????
I'm literally the ugliest man in brazil (not an actual incel, but I got no bitches, maybe once every other year)
>>199906832there is no way you are uglier than opthat cant be possible
this thread made me feel better about myselfthanks guys
>>199901285>>199906076damn Im really a model next to you niggasbut it doesnt matter since I have ended up here anyways
I don't think I'm that ugly desu. The other day I installed Bumble to test how many likes I'd have and I had like 40-50 in 3 hours or something then I uninstalled the app. A girl also wanted to fuck me in 7th grade but I ran away(literally), another girl wanted to kiss me when I went to the park, another woman said she liked me when I went to a culinary class, another woman catcalled me from a moving car. Also 3 fags already tried to flirt with me on the street Maybe my height helps(I'm 182-183cm). Also I barely go out of home, if I went out more those scenarios probably would exponentially grow
>>199906852I literally am, the only thing I got going for me is that I have green eyes (you get points for that in brazil) and I'm 190cm but here height doesn't matter as much as in the USStill got 0 bitches, its all about face and/or money
>>199907032>nopicok tranny
>>199907226nice try, glowie
>>199907207>its all about face and/or moneyit's all about dick if you want to keep anything, small penis in Brazil is guaranteed to get you filtered out of the gene pool
>>199904140you actually look good when you smile, you should try it more often, this pic looks okay for a dating app
>>199907403Not true, I'm kinda packing, 18cm, curved up and pretty thickDoesn't matter since I'm hideous and almost no bitch wants to even touch my cock
>>199907530>packingMine is 17,5cm in length and 15cm in thickness and it looks average
>>199907530i want to touch your cock
>>199904140OP literally only needs to go to gym.
>>199907566Because you are comparing yourself to the tree trunk sized dicks you see in pornConsider that the average is 13~15cm >>199907583You can, you just have to be in my city and be a woman (negotiable)
>>199901285>Being an incel in BrazilYou must try very hard to preserve your celibacy, bro
>>199907744How is the average in between 3 numbers?The average of 13 and 15 is 14.
>>199907566Im at 15.5cm in girth and it peaks at almost 16cm, so 6 inches of girthAccording to calcsd i have 1 in 1000 of girthnessYet i still perceive it as averageIts all in our head, gotta detox out of porn
>>19990780013 globally15 in brazilmy bad
>>199907772Didn't Mexico had hot women too? Or american bros are stealing them?
>>199907809I did that but I doubt it. Globally I'd understand since asian and indians bring the average down, but just western average is weird be so high like that
>huemonkey incelinhos bragging about their dicksNuke br*zil
>>199908264we can make nuclear bombs in months and drop them on your cities
>>199901285Try styling it with pomade or gel bro
>>199908264Small pp spotted
>>199907744>woman (negotiable)how negotiable are we talking?
>>199908635Trans or somewhat close to a twink (I don't like people that are too skinny)
>>199904140this is easily your best photo
You guys are ugly as fuck and creepy, let's not forget that
>>199902476>>199901285Alex?
>>199908811Alex what?
>>199908825Oh shit its Alex!
>>199908825O Gandhi
>>199908264microboi
