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>Drumpf must g-ACK
*rings the bell for last orders*
well said jez
>>199910621How'd you reckon she'd feel if he'd actually got assassinated after that stunt, and the assassin said Kathy Griffin told him to do it in a coded message (that pic)? Reckon she'd probably feel quite pleased with herself. Psychotic aren't they, all that lot.
job coach told me she has a younger 24 year old sister who works at a nearby eb gamesgoing over there now to see if she's fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVA7aXOH1pkabsolutely insane imagine literally dodging a bullet like that
>>199910579WE own this fucking board
>>199910639that gold carriage is worth at most a few hundred thousand scrap value, not going to make a dent on 4 million children's diets
>>199910639god save the king
Here's the thing about alcohol fellas. It's a pro-civilization drug, control burns all those limbic urges and then you pay for every hour of fun with 6 hours of misery, keeps you in check. Weed doesn't do that. Alcohol simply didn't anticipate the invention of motor vehicles. Understand?
got an electricity bill that says I should get rid of paper bills
trying to quit opioids, and using benzos to deal with the anxiety but dealerberg sent me some "bonus" opioids to go with my benzos, manipulative bastard
that obama creatureloathsome individual
>>199910672not sure he's suggesting selling the carriage to pay for school dinners mateyou may want to engage your brain just 10% or so more
>>199910639Corbyn should join the Green Party.
>>199910683Cor she's quite fit and apparently topless judging by the absence of a line where the end of her sleeve would be.
>>199910712why bring it up thencomplete non sequitur
>>199910728>why bring it up thenhe's highlighting the absurdity of the disparity of wealthreally shouldn't have to spoonfeed you on such an obvious thing
>>199910725you can obviously see a sleeve hanging off her arm...
*nasally nerd voice*why bring it up thencomplete non sequitur
>>199910663>WE
>>199910737never heard of bingo wings pal?
>>199910753yowling
https://youtu.be/qx4r21Dw-z4?t=222i didnt realise hitchcock was so based
feel sorry for the lads who die youngso many poos never done, so many wanks never had
Amazing feat to lose the room at your own nominating convention.
>>199910736the royal family generates more money as a tourist attraction than what would be made liquidating their assets so im still unsure what his point ishowever I understand socialists such as yourself enjoy this kind of political rhetoric
surely those little yellow chinamen in japan and so forth must get tired of eating rice and noodles in every meal
could it be ian that people find him "confusing" because he's a massive liar with no convictions on anything like every other liberal?
>>199910806What happened? I missed it. Just saw a clip of Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off.
got banned from /tv/ for my ezra mccandless thread de lads. was inevitable really
Gromiting
hate when you restart your browser and all your youtube tabs go back to default mode instead of theatre mode
>>199910814>the royal family generates more money as a tourist attractioni mean you're basically retarded if you think thismoreso if "tourism" does nothing but serve private enterprise
>>199910833>theatre mode wanker
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THE ROYAL FAMILY AND STUFF BECAUSE... WE JUST DO OKAY... MONEY....
big wberg finally marked down the price of the shirts i like to wear to a reasonable price (down to $17 from $29 for a 2-pack), i am so there
>>199910816I heard they eat seaweed and raw fish. Straight out the ocean. Don't even clean it. Scales, the lot. And I heard they eat monkeys brains. While the monkey's still alive. Slice off the top of it's head with an angle grinder and dig in with a spoon like it's a muller corner.
>Oi rorke but isnt it absurd for people to be better off than you just because they were born into the privilegeWhat you going to do, abolish inheritance and wealth?
>>199910873pajeets do that too, it was in indiana jones and the last crusade
>>199910862you brought up money not methat's not the argument for republicanism but it's just funny when monarchists bring up money as a reason to keep the royal family when it's complete and utter shite
watching some vintage 2016-2017 ben shapiro sjw wrecked compilationslife was so simple back thenwish i could go back
>>199910888To be fair he was just shot a few days ago.
>>199910892wait was it last crusade or temple of doom? i can't remember
>>199910887>abolish inheritance and wealththat's the idea yeah
>>199910833i never bother with thatwhy would i do on extra click every single time i watch a video for it to be a bit more centered? sounds autistic to meand i have literally like 50 youtube tabs open on my browser as i type this. i watch a lot of it
>>199910912editor's note: he wasn't shot
>>199910910Based
>>199910837people (even foreigners) queued for days just to see the queen's coffin mate i don't think it's ridiculous to say they generate interest >does nothing but serve private enterprisetoddlers understanding of the economy
>>199910920it's slightly bigger without being fullscreen, just looks better to me
>>199910922His ear just spontaneously fell apart did it?
>>199910927ah yes so we can have a very minor bump in tourism every 50 years when a monarch dies brilliant
>>199910828I always get banned for posting this photo and saying that I've nutted to it many times
Leftypol abolishing our monarchy and replacing it with woke lefty loony wakanda nonsense
>>199910946it was a dye pack mate. wake up
>>199910946hit by glass
Kek literally me
>>199910953who is "our" in this context? they're certainly not my monarchy, i didn't vote for them
>>199910953What do posh Brits think about America?
n te arr ued dny id o
>>199910653I think it just mindbreaks you when you're the kind of person that polices jokes because you think it will have consequences in the real world
>>199910960was it>>199910968Glass from where?
>>199910987They think they're more 'sophisticated' than you
Good poster: posts questions and statements about the worldBad poster: does nothing except tell others to stop posting
The /brit/+ subscription is cheapApparently it's 40% off
>>199910998>>>/pol/
>>199910991Jokes have consequences in the real world
penis enlargement is probably the oldest most coveted thing humanity has ever pursued (after eternal youth), seems like someone would've come up with something by now (except surgery but that usually does more harm than good)
Haha. Ha.... hahhahahaha.... heh...
>>199911036>penis enlargement is probably the oldest most coveted thing humanity has ever pursuedCure for baldness
>>1999109911. It wasn't a joke, it was a political statement.2. I never said it was likely to have consequences, or that she shouldn't be allowed to do it. I was against her being banned off twitter for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMI6CEVudOk
Bro who makes listing posts like1. I'm a dork2. I'm a dork
>>199911044there are already cures for baldness if you count hair transplantsalso there are preventative measures you can take before your balding reaches terminal velocity
my willy is literally shrinking think i wanked it into oblivion
>>199910947a public figure so revered foreigners arrive and spend hours shuffling along to see her cadaver for 30 seconds generated a "minor bump" throughout her life lol okay kid
Lad I'm agreeing with you.
>>199911059might send an investigation team to find the british culture in this post
>>199910579why are anglos more high t than americans
>>199911071do you think tourists visit buckhimham palace because they think they'll see the king walking his dog?
>>199911088We're old
absolutely scorchio
>>199911044>>199911064
baldness is not an illness therefore it does not need a cure
Can't believe those police sharpshooters shot a lad to death just for shooting a bit of glass near the president. Political correctness gone mad.
>>199911095do you think foreigners would put it on their itinerary if it was a dusty administrative building?
>>199911108peng
>>199911123you don't need a monarchy to have nice buildingssee: every republic on earth
>>199910982amongus
>>199911111elon musk is richer than him and he had a hair transplant, maybe bezos is just less vain or is scared of surgery or something
>>199911120didnt know the uk had a president whats his name
remember watching a video of a guy talking about turning 30 and thinking he was a granddad now im almost 30
>>199911111Maybe bezos likes being bald. Saves him money on shampoo. And it's that kind of frugal attitude towards money that got him where he is.
>>199911147alright granddad
>>199910621>>199910683>>199910830>>199910926>>199910953>>199911014>>199911041>>199911059>>199911088>>199911135genuinely dogshit content sort yourself out loser
>>199911088wheres onision
not sure what cocktails i should make tonight im thinking something with summer vibes
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>>199911132you think people visit balmoral just to see a big grey castle yeah?
>>199910579i do this to my bf
That . was unintentional
>>199911166I enjoyed some of it. At least they're trying to post stuff we haven't seen, unlike you who just shits on people who put in the effort.
>>199911177this is the LoTR but they're all female one right?
corr
>>199911187>>>int/cum/
>>199911204yeah mad how tourists stopped visiting the palace of versaille since they fucked off the monarchy
fucking dogs are barking again
got a serious fear of snakes lads, picked a bad country to be born in
>>199911224what effort is there in posting old dogshit memes and screenshots that have been hanging around on your phone for five yearsbewildering spammy nonsense
>>199911187>>>/int/cum
>>199911234I'm British therefore everything I post is British culture.
>>199911256You're a brown foreign americanised freak immigrant and therefore kill yourself 8
>>199911214>>199911224>>199911240>>199911242>>199911252>>199911256>>199911265>non aussie flagson your bike and fuck off
>>199911281exquisite post
he's racist
>>199911252Post something better then if it's so easy. Give us half a dozen pics from your meme folder.
beautiful friday lads and i will be sat here drinking and playing elden ring in my smelly bedroom
>>199911232It's spelled "car"
>>199911295i'm not the kind of cunt who has a meme folder and i don't spam ever
>i'm not the kind of cunt who has a meme folderPathetic
*enters thread**makes eye contact with you and starts walking over*Alri alri alri it's time to give my bellend a kiss come on now
>>199911280What's that 8 about? 8 what? Too wacky for me, that. Can't even understand it.
>google list of "most feared animals">all results are "most dangerous animals"god damn it THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED
>>199911321*tries sprinting away on all fours but am too slow*
>>199911240you missed my point, 90% of people in the uk would never have even heard of some random castle in Aberdeen if the queen didn't live there
yeah the 'tex
>>199911295
>>199911328spiders obvs
>>199911301> haven't showered in two days> wfh so haven't left the house> balls smell greatBrehs this is heaven
>>199911308Well go make a meme folder then, pop some pics in there and then let us have a look them.
the crinkle cut fries from drake's restaurant give me heartburn
>>199911346yeah but i want to see what the runner ups are
>>199911301this but l4d2
>>199911332you don't need to demolish balmoral castle to rid the country of the monarchy
>>199911350
>>199911330*starts shagging nearest yank and points to you while thrusting* YOU'RE NEXT NONCE
>>199911348you dont look like that
nice cock
>>199911353snakes, wasps, mice, and dogs
>>199911339
>>199911389obscene
>>199911365love this pic >>199911389stupid wench bitch
>>199911363who the fuck ever suggested that
>>199911423well then i don't understand your pointbalmoral castle without the monarchy is still balmoral castle
>>199911401
dont care for these shiny women
>>199911452That's a shame because I heard they were bang into you
>>199911428too big
>>199911437my point is that it generates more interest with a living, breathing monarchy than it would otherwise
at our derby industry odysseya turtle nerd geek who had yearsnew technologies are used by identifying objects
>>199911475does it thoughi can't see why it wouldagain people go to look at a castle not in the hope they might see camilla in her dressing gown
Mad how Brits love commemorating the Holocaust but they never commemorate the Genocide of Native Americans, the Slave Trade, or the Opium WarsThere should be an official national opium day
>>199911487if yoiu ask a foreigner what know about britain theyll probably say the king or queen
>>199911501and that's a good thing i suppose
on my tod in my scratch which is situated within my gaff
>>199911348rookie numbers
>>199911508ktim
>>199911507better than the reality of your hovel of an island
Bro just airball a 360 layup and you can tell it's happened before because his mom get up and start walking out like she seen all that shit before. Know what I mean?
>>199910769all those years for nothingjust snuffed outcant scarf down any more poo barms.grim earth we live on.
Hasnt happened yet, has it.
>>199911524maybe we could improve our islandi suggest we start by becoming a republic
>>1999113482 days is quite literally rookie numbers im going on 4 or more days ive lost count
>>199911487like I said people visit the uk just to see where king charles lives and follow him around just to see him wave from a car window, I don't understand it anymore than you do I just know people do it
cannot imagine not showering every dayyou must feel horrible
>>199911565i can't imagine many people doand if it were true, any spurious economic arguments do not change the ideological repulsion i have to hereditary privilege
I haven't showered in almost a month
>>199911566i dont get greasy or smellyever since i had surgery i forget to shower, never crosses my mind
*brap*
>>199911555doesnt really matter nothing does
>>199911401shes hot but her hair isnt natural
me 10 minutes after showering
Personally haven't showered in 3 days. Was going to have one this morning so yeh.
>>199911656retarded demonic creatures
waiting in Anor Londoto be summoned
>>199911664who on earth doesn't like horses
>>199911590to be honest mate I really don't give a monkeys I was just shitposting and only replied because you called me an idiot
>>199911679were all on elden ring old man
Rorke's battle drip
>>199911570still been meaning to get around to arkham knight. game looks alri.
>>199911638I know. I think this is closer to her natural hair colour.
>>199911704She should be illegal
>>199911699Games peaked in graphics nearly 10 years ago, kinda crazy
>>199911693@ me when it goes for 25 quid or under I only pay 2000s prices
>>199911680I used to be around them a lot and they would chase me and step on my feet on purpose all the time And all other animals and small children are drawn to me so it’s not like they’re sensing something bad about me
>>199911737>they would chase me and step on my feet on purpose all the timescreaming
yanks are so fiercely individualistic and self-centred it's almost as ridiculous that the word "united" is in the name of their country as it is that north korea calls itself "the democratic republic" of korea
>>199911766well said mate
I feel like my laptop performance dropped like 5% but I can't tell for sure
just bought a pair of AirPods Pro 2nd generation because I am a proud itoddler and got a few Apple gift cards for my birthday gonna pick it up from the store tomorrow. what am I in for lads
>>199911766Honestly 2020s Australia has made living in the US somehow fucking viable
>>199911766enjoyed this prose
>>199911766The states (of America) are united under the power of the federal government Says nothing of its people
>>199911766nigga isn’t even the main character of his own story lmao. go get a vaccine and pay a trillion dollars for a shitty nuworld house
>>199911781pretty good for me (mummy paid for uni and bought me an apartment)
>>199911801is she fit
>>199911791that's a house of cards that could fall at any moment mate
>>199911791>>199911795The Divided States of America...
>>199911713What's this doing in my Gillian Anderson folder haha that's not Gillian Anderson that's Caprice Bourret.
>>199911809America is collapsing any minute now, 200 more years trust the plan
Might vote for Biden
busy month
>>199911809Depends heavily on many things but it’s still pretty far away
>>199911801Lucky bender
>>199911835my grandma tasted like these
>>199911824>vote for BidenWell about that….
>>199911808>europeans the uk is fat as fuck m8 we're not included in that
Sad that modern warfare doesnt allow for shenanigans like this
>>199911842??
>>199911842Don't wanna know what you did with your grandma's beef flaps
why is alcohol so expenisve in australiaits not right
>>199911846people build fake military stuff all the timethere's loads of examples in ukraine
>>199911846it’s so grim now, imagine getting killed by a $500 chinese drone with a grenade strapped to it with no way to surrender, escape, or fight back in a ditch in bumfuckistan Eastern Europe. might as well just bring back mustard gas at this point for all the good the geneva convention does
>>199911846done them
>>199911871That shadow looks like Grace Jones when she was in that bond film. Licence to Kill I think it was.
>>199911791and north korea is technically democratic because they allow you to vote for the only party that exists
I DIDNT TWEET THE THING ABOUT SKINNY MENS DICKS!!!!!!!!I HAVE NEVER TWEETED ABOUT ANYTHING THAT
/brit/ be like: i would shag that shadow that isnt even a shadow
>>199911858>>199911870i meant she liked the taste of them. just a typo
>>199911871That shadow be looking like Hank Hill and shiet
>>199911897I'm wrong it was A View to a Kill. Probably the best Roger Moore one, that.
>>199911900Nothing technical about our states’ unitedness
Almost died of laughter
>>199911462how does his FAG not go out? I'm sure I've had one extinguished by an extra large raindrop
>>199911897Lmao
>>199911929howling roaring and scrommiting
Hilarious as fuck
>>199911929good banter
>>199911957thought this image was the infamous webm of the guy who chimped out and killed his neighbors in Philly a few years back
>>199911957Probably meant to say cumdrop, fucking bender
I imagine that out of all of the populations and groups on earth, /brit/ would be the most likely to suffer a mass psychogenic illness only second to some isolated African or Indian tribe
>>199911990take this shit to /ant/
>>199911824Bold move dropping Biden for someone people hate even more. Let's see how it plays out for the woke left.
saw my older brothers cock accidentally when he was helping me with my car
>>199911886Why do you drink
Apparently riots kicked off in Harehills, Leeds, yesterday because some kids got taken into care. According to the 2021 census, the area is nearly 50% Muslim.
Just remembered all the Australian posters here actually have that accent
some bogan was revving his engine in the multi-storey parking lot, loud enough to induce a headache, i'd like to rip the cunt's eyeballs out
>>199912076to remember what it feelsl ike to be a man sometmes you have to become a beastalso hangovers make me extremely motivated and cure my depression for some reason
little brotherberg watched this speed n*gger and i can safely say hes the most obnoxious cretinous darkoid i've ever witnessed, proper main character syndrome
yanks be like ornj juice
>>199911990been thinking about breeding fire ants and letting them loose in my ex's apartment complex
>>199912071saw my dads cock loads of times on accident while he was taking a piss cause he always sat wide leggedhopped in my brothers car once and found a Polaroid in the dash of him getting a blowie, quickly stashed it back where it was before he or my mom could noticeActually repressed the second memory and remembered it somewhere along the way
First they came for the jews, but I didn't say anything as I wasn't Jewish.Then they came for the blacks, but I didn't say anything as I wasn't black.Then all the problems went away and they stopped coming for people
https://youtu.be/7eK12WCw5vE?si=9la3yGpdV5wD0vne
>>199912132fuck you got me
>>199912132we say orinjhttps://youtu.be/7e47TkWtcfM?t=6
>>199912154screeching
>>199912049>dropping BidenWhat? Did they finally replace him?
a few romanians set fire to a bus in leeds and now rorke wants to deport everyone? grow up
orange juicehttps://youtu.be/kgCsxyDMe0M?t=203
>>199912192Who's "they"??
sister pulled through and delivered some limes to me get in
>>199912192He’s quitting the race this weekend
I'm on a dynamic ip and got someone else's ban message (pic related)
GM (get money) lads
>>199912217/ck/ jannies take no prisoners
>>199912217Jerking is a valid cooking technique for goat penis in Jamaican cuisine
>>199912192Theyre dropping him off a cliff
>>199912106>to remember what it feelsl ike to be a man sometmes you have to become a beastis this from something specifically? sam johnson?
>>199912213Cuba libres today is it?
>>199912238Who's "they're"??
How often do you lads shave your pubes?
any crisp man in?
>>199912105Chortling at the thought
>going to uni means that you'll be indebted and have to put up with being a poorfag/stressed because you're working at the same time for a good 4 or so years>trades are shit because being an apprentice pays fuck all, you'll have to put up with a borderline corrupt industry and cop abuse, shit conditions, dodgy employers etc.>not doing a degree/trade just dooms you to a life of dead end wageslavery>being a neet is shit because it just isAre you just fucked either way
>>199912264Is she talking about Friends?
>>199912264I did a couple times as a teenager but I stopped and haven’t shaved in about 7 years.
>>199912282The microphone handle in the third frame
>>199912282microphone third panel
>>199912288>Are you just fucked either wayYesThe best option is still trades but not everyone is cut out for it
>>199912264i shaved them once and it itched like mad as they grew back
never saw the appeal of conventions. so you go and see a bunch of watched up celebs and sweaty fans? big deal
>>199912217I've seen multiple years old CP permaban messages while posting on mobile, I usually call the mods niggers in the appeals form
Business idea: specialty drinks for pets
>>199912310*inhales*CUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>199911704looks quite jewish there
>>199912290>she
>>199912310Kwab
going to take codeine before my tattoo today
>>199912332And that’s a good thing
>Demands for additional traffic safety measures grow after 3-year-old girl fatally hit by Hamtramck school bus
>>199912336>pixels on a screen have a gender
>>199912355NOT FUNNY
Got school fully paid for and even get a housing stipend each month I attend but I couldn’t join any four year colleges so I had to do a community college, still have cheated through 80% of it and don’t know shit so I’m fucked when and if I graduate
We're all friends here regardless of pronouns
>>199912290>Friends >MovieProbably a Naked Gun sequel or Ace Ventura or something.
>>199912384>>199912384>>199912384
