Beautiful American gfs for British boys edition
who else is relaxing and wanking on toil time due to this whole IT outage thing?
getting way into my gay wanking lately
HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!
Everything seems to be working for me, don't see how there could be a mass internet outage without it impacting me as a terminally online mong
getting the week-old pineapple scranned
>>199914552I'm not sure. They probably do and just have it be super locked down. And then a brokerage account with personal advisors that require multifactor authentication, face to face, etc.But I'm not even a millionaire yet so maybe it's different at that level.
>>199914903ktim last nightreckon 5G is to blame
Have a week left before Tetr.io, the online Tetris clone, finally closes Season One after about 3 years.So I want to get up to an S grade before then
These 'tech outages' will be resolved by noon. Nothing ever happens.
do straight man have gay wank
>>199914904pot calling the kettle black innit
never had a gay wankhave had a gay sex arse though
mad how over represented aussies are on youtube relative to their population
>>199914905it's not an internet outage, it's a windows server outage caused by a particular piece of security softwareif it doesn't rely on a windows server that uses that software, then it's not affected
I'm weird me. I won't watch regular PIV sex porn, but will watch>women in lingerie/bikini hauls>fully clothed mature women >premature ejaculation fetish videos were you cum in like 30 seconds of cranking, normally with not much nudity or the nudity being the cum trigger >trans porn>sissy hypnoDon't know what this says about me. Have a gf I get very hard for too but don't always cum.
>>199915024Ultra rare power buster personality type
>>199914942i blame the gay porn goblin personally
>>199915024weird innit. I don't find men attractive at all and reckon if I was face to face with a penis I'd be disgusted by it, but I watch plenty of sissy hypno and get really horny at the idea of being a dominant male's plaything
>>199914985>'security' company pushes update which bricks every device it's on>devices get stuck in a loop of endlessly booting and failingGoing to take more than a quick fix to cure this I reckon.
lads switch off the porn, go outside, get a clue.
>>199914985I was at the dentist 15 minutes ago and had no issue paying with google pay or setting up new appointments.
I sleep NAKED!
switch on the porn, goon inside, do a cum
janny
well that's something you don't see every day
>>199915120
I wonder what conspiracy theories 4chan freaks will invent about this outage.
>klarc
If I had a sister I wouldn't fuck her, but I would french kiss her and sleep in the same bed as her and finger her and let her suck my dick.
>>199915120Futanari has gone too far
hottest day of the year so far need sunberg to fuck off ASAP
>>199915153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-PTakqzqHg
>BREAKING: Widespread computer outages on US hospital EMR systems
>>199915120Just for all you non shaggers it appears this is a femboy with a pocket pussy shoved up it's arse yw
lovely yankee women
thought south park stole the idea of cartman competing in the special olympics from the ringer (2005) but that episode was from 2004 so it's the other way around, or perhaps just a coincidence
Here's your american gf bro (shes 24)
>>199915343racismlad
Got my dessert boots on
>>199915351yes my child?
>>199915363nothing i just like identifying you
EXHALE, EXHALE, EXHAAALLEE
odds: post cold looking places in an attempt to make /brit/ feel cooler in this heatevens: post hot looking places to appropriately reflect the heat we're all feeling dubs: alternate between the two types of places for no good reason
>>199915374you've very good at it, i've seen you get it wrong a few times though
>>199915319her mumberg was fitter
>>199915346how do people at that age get tattoos that are as faded as fat british blokes who got them done in the 80s
>>199915381SNEED WITH ME
>>199915392sometimes i get it wrong >.<
>>199915389
>>199915406She's not actually 24.
>>199914858please come fuck our women>>199915163
locking up women during their childbearing years is cruel and unusual punishmentif a young woman is convicted of murder let's say, her life sentence should be delayed until she turns 40
>>199915424
>>199915442i have an swc
making this post through a makeshift router, out of scrap plastic and copper wiring from our car, that reroutes starlink directly into my phone to tell you lads i’m doing a poo
>>199915458NO RANJESH ALLOWED
>>199915454
>>199915480kino
>>199915442do they shave their legs?
proto gf (27) likes to boast about how she looks younger now than she did when she was 22, i personally don't see it, but i don't want to hurt her feelings so i indulge her
>>199915480
>>199915442>>199915471invent a real language first, your squiggles are nothing but whimsical and unpractical
shaking my white thang to the coronation street song
>>199915445Depends on how attractive she is. Ugly? She goes to prison. Average and above, she serves no jail time. Instead she becomes a free use comfort officer like from Seimukan no Susume
>>199915510
listening to tom waits
I give off Rockstar vibes
>>199915525i said no indians allowed dammit
>>199915480>I suffer in America
>>199915024>>199915068please tell me this is cap
>>199915538
the watch
>>199915500My gf is 32 and is always like "can you put my ID in your wallet" and one time I was like "you won't need it" which seems a bit mean in hindsight Anyway she was right and she got IDd
>>199915560we suffer on this gloomy island of ours
Thinking beer
why are they rioting in leeds then
>>199915552mate this gimmick has run it’s course, you thirdies really don’t know when to let up do you
Holidays are such a waste of money.
>>199915593good lad
>>1999155936pm for my beers
>>199915593
>>199915553We're called FEZA now. Federated Economic Zones of America
sipping a mojito FUCK winter
We live in a simulation. Wake up
erm... sex
I hecking sufferino in America with my spacious house, massive car, and abundant resources!
>>199915597social services got the police to take 5 romanian kids away and then an entire thirdy chimpout ensued
>>199915597something about pakis
There's a bloke who does fishing videos on YouTube that are comfy. Real family man, from North Yorkshire but lives in Cornwall now, good honest stuff.Anyway his missus has set up a channel were she does lingerie try-ons and ASMR cleaning videos with her feet out and she's absolutely eclipsed him in views and subscribers. Feel bad for him.
>>199915659don’t you lot enjoy 20c weather during ‘winter’?
>>199915597they were told to start wearing deodorant
>>199915597Foreigners being foreign
>>199915570
>>199915670fug
>>199915534>free use comfort officer like from Seimukan no Susumeenglish please
>>199915720
22 and never had a girlfriendincreasingly seeing people i went to school with having babiesgrimberg!
>>199915682dont forget the cheap energy, high wages and low taxes
are we pretending america is a nice place to live again? love that meme aha
lads, my microwave stopped working. is this because of the IT outage?
>>199915682Boomer and blackrock owns that slop. They laugh from the windows of their mcmansions as we wallow in the mud
job coach told me i'm currently their most employable clientwe'll see about THAT, they have no idea the lengths i've gone to to dodge toil
>>199915751Having kids at 22 is a bad idea and they'll be single mothers and raise cretins.
>>199915751go on then, nothing’s stopping you
>>199915770good lad. dont let the bastards grind you down
>>199915705LMFAO THAT'S VACUUM WITH HANNAHshe gets posted here a lot haha
>>199915745
fella going to prison for a long time
Reading about a random news event which took place in Britain but I can't talk about it or the janitor will ban me for 24 hours so I won't do that
personally, I believe if you're fit to work you should so you can contribute to society. Can't have everyone paying for your life of leisure now can we?
>>199915810
>>199915822bit racist to single him out like that
>>199915705why feel bad for him? ive tried convincing my mrs to make a faceless lingerie/feet only fans for ages because its just extra income initshe wont do it though, that blokes lucky his bird is up for it
>>199915706you would not last a single second in the sub arctic australian winters
>>199915824>>199915834two DOGSHIT british posts
>>199915705Feel bad for yourself instead you fucking sad cunt, obsessed with YouTubers instead of having an actual life
20c weather is so comfy
>>199915849
aussie niggas be like corrr bit bloody cold mate but its actually 35 degrees celcius lmao
>>199915822no he isn't, he'll do a few months then get let out. starmer doesn't believe criminals should be punished
>>199915690There any information about why they took the kids?
What is blud DOING??
cut from the same cloth as the australians but my ancestors werent wrong’uns so i get to rot away on this shithole island while they live in paradise
>>199915822wish we had double decker busesfor some reason australia has a weird aversion to more than single storeys on anything, only rich people live in two-storey houses here
>>199915822>committing arson in front of loads of cameras with your face uncoveredcan we not have an iq test as part of the immigration process to filter these subhuman pakis out
>>199915705Why did you feel like I needed to know this useless information?
>>199915899
>>199915921if there were an iq test then none of them would get in at all
just learned all aussies live in bungalows
>>199915907a baby got dropped on its head and taken to hospital, turned out both parents were working and the baby was left at home being looked after by a bunch of young kids so the hospital informed the social services who got the police involvedleftypol is saying that the UK police are sex trafficking them thoughever
>I don't like these British posts I'm seeing in this British thread What kind of mental illness is this?
>>199915822>You bloody basterd bhenchod bus
they still raping Leeds?
>>199914843It's all peng, retard
get the trans porn trusted
>>199915943
sarrr do not redeem the arson
>>199915952fuck you bus bladdy bastard
>>199915953yes lad leeds is still on the arse end of a good rodgering
>>199915899>>199915943never seen snow in real life so i envision it as a thing of idyllic charm, i bet in actuality it's a complete arse
>>199915979SAARson
>>199915909this actually looks kind of drip
>>199915953stopped for morning prayer and then their grooming gang meetings then they'll be back on it i reckon
>>199915920probably because heat travels up innit
popping down leeds you lads want owt?
>>199915977
was it brown people that trashed Leeds? Why?
>>199915705wtf I've seen this guy's videoswho's the other yorkshireman who does videos as well
>>199915977this looks like it's from a video game mission where you have to infiltrate an enemy compound without being detected
>>199916033it's in their nature
>>199915909man's dressed like his dad, grandma and diddling uncle all at once
>>199916033Makes them feel at home
>>199916033nah it was whites
>>199916033They miss the smell of burning rubbish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
>>199915076Jewish woman and fat and ugly roasties
>>199916075>>199915822yeah?
>>199916033You voted for it, Brexitcuck.
>>199915705fucking hell I just checked and it's even dirtier than I thought lmaoalso funny how she looks like a middle aged f1nnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nljwvlFsUJw
>>199915944I remember doing an IQ test once and getting 100 out of 100.
>>199915990I've always loved it. Told my mate and he said "you would if you had to drive through it day in day out."Once saw a couple of black lads running down the middle of the road when it was snowing, obviously loving their first time seeing and feeling it. Was quite wholesome.
>>199915990>never seen snow in real lifemad that
why do poor people breed so much? how do they manage it when smarter people with better jobs often consider it financially infeasible
>>199916107Never voted Tory in my life actually
>>199916112>you would ifWouldn't*
AI slop
>>199916134Brexit was a referendum not a Tory vote.
>>199915120wake up janny
which one is the power bottom
>>199916131you can have sex without paying for ithaven't done it myself but I hear it's quite good
>>199916156The massive immigration spike was a Tory policy, so I didn't vote for it
>>199916170keir
>>199916135
>>199916194Beautiful xx
>>199916177Brexit consequence*So you did vote for it
>>199916176somewhat strange post
>>199915990It sucks unless it has a perfect median of the flakes being large and the snow being very mildly wetReally cold snow sucks because its just powder and the flakes are small, its the warmer snow thats the best.
>>199916194
>>199916131they're not capable of thinking long-term they just have the children then complain they can't afford to look after them until someone else bails them out. like that news story of the paki family with about 7 kids living in one room complaining they need a bigger house. there was quite a simple way to not end up in that situation if you ask me
>>199916202Nope, it was a Tory policy, sorry if this is an uncomfortable truth for you
>>199916177Shut the fuck up you Starmer voting cunt. In 20 years there won't be any ethnic English youth remaining, all because you loved shitskin food more than your own race and heritage. You have sold your country for a chicken tikka masala
>>199916214Love 30C snow me
>>199916131Because they're thick and are unable to think about the consequences of their actions.
wonder how that lad who was going to see Twisters in the cinema got on
>>199916202How did Brexit lead to increased immigration of unskilled workers and asylum seekers?
>>199916107If it was a result of Brexit, how does that explain the big blue columns being so much bigger than the ones before them
>>199916256She's gorgeous
>>199916227Never voted Labour in my life actually
like a great man once said, "if you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby"
>>199915921just goes to show the type of lawless shitholes they come from where they cant even fathom the consequences behind something like this, how the fuck can anyone think they'd ever be able to intergrate hereget them fucked off
>>199915822Pakis really are thick aren't they>>199915950Just Romani things
>>199916221
>>199916225Wrong.>>199916264EU workers went home and no longer had free movement, we had to find them from somewhere else.
>>199916107The pakis in Leeds have been there for generations you mug
>>199916266Immigration to compensate for worker shortages due to the end of free movement.
kenbros...what happened to /ourguy/
>>199916317More of their inbred cousins came over since Brexit
>>199916308>we had to find them from somewhere else.I see, so your hypothesis that it takes 4+ unskilled non-EU workers to do the job of 1 unskilled EU workerThis may be true if we were receiving hundreds of thousands of migrants from intelligent populations like Germany or Norway, but actually we are replacing Poles and Romanians with other wogs
>>199916308>we had to find themWrong
Imagine thinking there are labour shortages
>>199916283always has been
we love our catbergs and other animals, don't we folks
>>199916332No, try again, explain how that accounts for the massive discrepancy.
>>199916305
>>199916264are you actually joking? eu people stopped coming, corps demanded more labour, the state provided them with a new source. so instead of culturally similar immigrants from europe now we're getting our beloved commonwealth cousins.
>>199916393I'm not a fan of dogs personally but love everything else. I think my dislike is mostly due to dog owners being incompetent and raising barking, aggressive runts.
>>199916417>corps demanded more labour, the state provided them with a new source.Doesn't explain the massively different volumes
>>199916427Don't blame dogs for retarded people.
>>199916420screamigng
>>199916420why did oyu make his face normal
>>199916417>so instead of culturally similar immigrantsSlavs, Balks and brownoid immigrants masquerading as Europeans are not culturally similar
GET OFF MY CASE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>199916444It doesn't change the fact that they bark non-stop and will go for me if I'm minding my own business in public.
>>199916420a horse with no name
>>199916453not me the AI decided he was a horse
shieeeeeeeet
>>199916417
>>199916417>>199916458This, I'm sick of this /int/ meme. Just because they're white and Christian doesn't mean they're culturally similar nor that they can integrate.
>>199916487it's over
mad how the chinese government which is supposedly a fascist dictatorship can actually get stuff done
brian cox is a pretty good actor, reckon he deserves a knighthood
Te culturally similar eastern europeans that live in their ethnic enclaves, don't speak English and dont interact with English people unless absolutely necessary
if we didn't let a million browns in each year we wouldn't need a million more browns to prop up public services
>>199916487millions will die
>>199916439likely two reasons1. to aid gdp growth with just sheer masses of people due to load of economic growth due to leaving the eu2. i suspect indians wont be coming on their own but will be dragging their entire village with them >>199916458yeah mate eastern europeans aren't culturally similar, glad we have the pakistanis
>>199916513The space bloke?
thought i was logging on to /brit/ to post some bradleys and poopost but must have wanded into /pol/ by mistake
who's from london here?
>>199916541no the actor
>>199916495they're at least from the same civilisation, they have the same basic moral foundation as us. poles and latvians dont honour kill their children and think they're morally righteous.
>>199916493
>>199916108You can blatantly see her nipples in this one, how is this allowed on YouTube and what the fuck is the husband thinking https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mvgCVAGVsY
Diego has vowed to never make a full return until the heavy-handed new janitor fucks off You've got blood on your hands jancunt
very scary do not open
>>199916575diego messaged me on whatsapp to tell me he's finally ascended to the kingdom of heaven and will one day return to bring salvation to the incels of /brit/
TND lads?
>>199916572
>>199916495Never seen poles rioting like that or marching through the streets for their shia parades
>>199916611tesco is not delightful indeed
>>199916569Lithuanians are known to commit the most horrific crimes that would make honour killing seem not that bad.
>>199916588haha so true
>>199916612
Been sent home from toil because our computers aren’t working waheyyyy 3 day lads
https://x.com/avonandsomerrob/status/1814005740216156638get them out the fucking country yeh
>>199916620I'm not saying either of them are better, I'm just saying they don't integrate and they're not like us.
>10/10 e-thot finally posts hardcore content>it's a minute long clip shodilly recorded on a phone in portrait, from a single bad angle, and she looks like she just woke upevery fucking time
everyone the queen knighted is going to be posthumously outed as a nonce, if not prehumously
>>199916639
>>199916673
>>199916662Stop being a simp
>>199916582nah imagine head from this bihh tho
>>199916513he always sounds like hes talking through a big grin
>>199916661Like most posters here, you're a leftist who loves Pakis and is feverently hoping for them to destroy Britain
globalism has rendered me fat and retarded
>>199916662So glad I’m not so much of an incel simp that I can relate to this lol
>>199916662belle delphine the perfect example
>>199916655grim
>>199916662quality of a lot of onlyfans stuff is awful. glad I just type in "X onlyfans leaks" on google rather than paying for it
>>199916661neither is better? really? you really think poles are on the same level as pakistanis?
>>199916661Yeah but it's the difference between syphilis and full blown aidsNeither are desirable, one would be preferable to the other
>>199916673.
>>199916662its either that or theyre not even fat
>>199916703are you thinking about the physicist? i'm talking about the actor
just pissed on the girlfriends head
>>199916734So grim that we will probably never have a comfy winter like this in our country ever again.
>>199916726it really is trivially easy to find paid content for free lol
>>199916734
I have been for pints and had a good night with coworkers I've had from>romania>poland>estonia>lithuaniaI have never been for pints or had an enjoyable conversation with the coworkers I've had from>pakistan>bangladesh>sri lanka
>>199916731there is a thing with mongs, they want the perfect thing. no foreigners at all but they can't accept the idea of just taking the better option so we end up with the utter worst option of literal pakistanis.
poo scran
is it poo scran time again?
>>199916790doing a bit of noticing are we
>>199916790their conversation is mainly about consumerism and white women, youre not missing out lad
>>199916790Is there any data on intermarriage rate by nationalistic? I live in a norf fc town but there is a fair about of eastern european intermarriage. funnily not much with our beloved commonwealth cousins
>>199916730>>199916731Well I've fucked my wording now so what can I say. Pakis are worse but /int/ acts like because poles are white it's okay.>>199916799You're just an eastern euro seething that you can't bring all your mates here after brexit. I don't even think pakis make up most of the new arrivals, I think they're mostly Africans
any anglo-futurist vitalist man in?
i look straight up retarded
>>199916034Haze Outdoors?
>>199916790>racist unable to have a good time with non-white peopleWow fascinating insight
>corps wanted cheap labour so the government had no choice but to import hundreds of thousands of immigrants instead of allowing the price of labour to rise, benefiting the british worker
Any of yous ever taken probiotics?Taking some before going on holidays to thailand. Stomach is in a fucking jock. I think it’s making my gut bacteria weaker
>>199916866the line had to go up
Rap is truly an emperors new clothes situation Hardly anyone actually likes it on their own and just listens to it to keep up with what’s cool and “relevant”Both funny and tragic seeing white fully grown adults in bars and clubs try to sing along and awkwardly dance to some Bantu mumbling about women and stabbings over an electronic synth beat
>>199916866we both know that can't be allowed to happen
>>199916789
>>199916866Yes? This is the reality we live in.
summer >>>> winter
>>199916866Mental how people support this too by saying 'they do the jobs Brits don't want to do!' it's nuts.
>>199916878get them from a pharmacy, those yoghurts don't do shitlook into activated charcoal
>>199916866We’ve had higher immigration than ever the last few years and businesses are still crying out that they cant get staff. At what point are they told that their growth goals are fucking ridiculous
>>199916904Rasheed
>>199916896
>>199916904no
>>199916790muzzies don't drink, as for sri lankans i couldn't possibly comment
reply to this post
>>199916904Genuinely think I have SAD (shitting arse disorder). I feel so much happy when it's sunny and blue skies, feel like shit in the winter.
>>199916916worth trying to see if another million fiki fiki pakis can fix it first init
>>199916914I’m taking a tablet, not the yogurts.
>>199916909>WHO WILL SERVE THE COFFEE IN PRET???!
>>199916890>singing along to rap in barsYou've never been to a bar or had sex, have you lad?
only fat people with a sweat problem prefer winter desu
>>199916935not had a day of sunny blue sky for weeks here in scotland. when we have had it it’s only been for like 20 minutes then it’s back to 13C overcast Brutal
>>199916790Eastern europeans are sounder than westoids in my experienceBig fan of balkanoids me
>>199916962Rasheed
>>199916897Not inevitable though is it
>>199916904FACTS mostly because winter here is just rain
>>199916967Being Scottish is depressing enough as it is
>>199916954mad how this would be me if the Australian government allowed me to move there in 2018
>>199916960I have actually kate. Believe it or not some drinking establishments play music
>>199916990I know mate
>>199916979you are fat
>>199916996>whole bar full of deanos shouting NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
someone make a funny new to cheer me up please x
>>199916967if i won the lottery id move to edinburgh, don't have to worry about weather going over 25 or the s*N burning my beautiful pale skin
Very well... I shall allow the new thread.
>>199917067fuck off we're full
>>199917028You are brown
>>199917043this has happened before
>>199917086>>199917086>>199917086
