Songs From The Big Chair edition
seeing the paki gf tonight
>Second young child drowns in Riverside County pool this month
what's the point in splashing out on a gpu? my rx580 plays every game I want to play, and handles new ones fine
>>199918811
everyone i went to school with looks like shit. aged terribly, got fat and still dress like children. I've been looksmaxxing for 15 years, dress smart, got perfect skin and in great shape. but they're all in happy relationships and I'm an incel turbovirgin
tried to clean my airpods with blutack and now there's blutack stuck under the mesh
>I'm an incel turbovirgin
>>199918780enough with this edition PLEASE
>The British Army trains in Kenya. Many women say soldiers raped them and abandoned children they fathered
>>199918834I also look young for my age. It's because we don't go outside and get lots of sleep. I'm 27 but apparently I look 20. I will continue not going outside and sleeping for 12+ hours and then when I'm 40 I'll look 30.
quite sleepy todayanyone know that feel? like you want to go to sleep
>>199918843airpods are the gayest fashion accessory ever invented
>>199918813at 1080p50 maybe >you don't need more that could also be true
my ps5 plays every game but you spend thousands on a graphics card so you can tinker with shadow depth
>>199918807Hope you both get spectacularly honour-killed
>>199918848i cant help but hear "SHOUT, SHOUT, LET IT ALL OUT" everytime i see this OP.
>>199918891but they're not a fashion accessory, they're eae phones. they're pretty good quality too in my experience. sound quality is on par with any £100+ pair of headphones.
I remember in year 9 my form tutor keeping all the boys behind and telling us we all stink and need to have showers every day and if you think girls aren't noticing they are
im a virgin who plays videogames on a pc, yes?
>Ohio mom lashes out at social worker who 'groomed,' raped 13-year-old son
>Boy, 16, followed 15-year-old girl for 45 minutes before he knifed her to death in alleyway, court hears
>>199918909oh, it plays every game, does it?So you must've played Stalker Anomaly then?
>>199918946
>>199918891Don't know if it's even fashion everyone has versions now no headphone jacks any moer
Mousenonce >>199918843
>>199918946brown feet followed that girl and brown hands clasped the knife that stabbed her
>>199918920they sound no better than any other ear phones. there are plenty cheaper or more expensive versions that do the same thing and better. airpods are a fashion accessory. and you look bent wearing them.
>>199918843Oh what are you like
english people moving to edinburgh
I hear thunder, but there's no rain.This kind of thunder, breaks walls and window panes!
>>199918968plenty of wire headphone options are availableyour argument is like saying that a plain t-shirt that says Gucci on the label isn't a fashion accessory because everyone wears t-shirts.
>>199918987but I just wear them for listening to podcasts while I'm walking around. I'm not going to invest more than £100 for higher quality earphones and airpods are of good quality for the price.
the gang fight before radahn/miq was LIT
>>199918750I got prescribed it because I refused to take any more antidepressants because of the withdrawal symptoms fucking with me (never fully recovered from that)So I was given pregabalin to take every day and I became dependant on it which is what I specifically said to the GP I didn't want
so old I don't even know which ones are airpods and which ones are not. I only recognize those big £500 ones.
>>199919044accept you look bent then
>>199918946lockdown was a disaster for zoomers :/
story timebeen dating this big fat lady i met on tindershe's been training for a half marathon but i'd be surprised if she manages to finish it at her sizeknowing that yesterday was a hot day and that she was going to be training, i invited her over to my place after for lunchshe sat on a fabric chair for the duration of our datewhen she left i stuck my nose deep into the fabric which by then had absorbed all her crotch sweathad one of the biggest wanks evernext time i will get her to shower here so i can sniff her sweaty panties
>>199919030wired headphones for the PC, wireless for the phone. Having wires hanging around you while you're walking around is a pain in the arse. I hate it. Especially when I'm cleaning.
>>199918891literally everyone under 40 uses wireless earbuds now, its no much a fashion statement than a touch screen smart phone is
lad get the tunes on
>>199919030I guess so but I don't know which ones are airpods and which ones aren't. Is it only the airpods you have an issue with or wireless earbuds in general? I'm sure there are others that are just as expensive or even more.
who is this tree guardian in north caelid and wh does he fucking one shot me
>>199919075evil wretched man
>>199919123there's one in each region but you're probably fighting it too early if it's one shotting you, although that one's moveset is probably the easiest to avoid
>>199919079plenty of wireless headphone options are availableyou look like a bender>>199919096hardly anyone walks around with earbuds on in their day to day life and everyone ive seen wearing them looks ridiculous. its a fashion accessory that will be cringed at when viewed as old photos.>>199919112the bulky white wireless airpods that hang out of peoples ears.
>>199919079>when they get caught on a door or wardrobe handle as you're walking past
omds, rorke talking about how many "flops" his "gpu" has, how cool "linucks" is and how much "ram" his computer has and how coooooool his AMD CPU is. NOBODY CARES YOU SPECCY VIRGE.
>>199919123erdtree avatar? theres one under almost every "minor" erdtree
>>199919170that's literally 50% of the reason why I bought airpods
>>199919175>>199919157theres 2 putrid avatars in caelid but this ones damage scaling is like 4x the first one
i fucking hate weezer
Might do the Saunderton to Bledlow circular tomorrow
>>199918877Kenyan women are hot. Ethiopia, Somalia, Kenya and Tanzania have beautiful women (most are ugly, but the beautiful ones are really nice). They have the darkest skin, but their facial features are more similar to ours than West Africans' are.
>>199919202you've stepped into dragonbarrow from caelid that one is tough because you're meant to fight it later (and that dragon on the bridge I can't remember the name of)
we love saying the n word, dont we folks
>Cheng Pei-pei, Chinese martial arts star with decades-long career, dies at 78
mental how aussies keep posting here
that's not a putrid avatar, that's my wife!
>>199919260dw i almost got himthis niggas days are numbered
dogbergs snatched the tv remote off the coffee table and chewed on it and now some of the buttons don't work
>Influencer dies on mukbang livestream from overeating
>>199919278they are British though, are they not?
>>199919260i killed that dragon last night, there's a spot where you can't be detected by the smaller dragons so i spent like 15 minutes hitting the big one until it died
>>199919293may i see dogberg
>>199919285good ladmakes me want to fire up a new adventure in the lands between
>>199919265Not me, leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. Little bro likes it. Had to rein him in when he was shouting it out of my window though haha.
>>199919166>hardly anyone walks around with earbuds on in their day to day life and everyone ive seen wearing them looks ridiculous. its a fashion accessory that will be cringed at when viewed as old photos.are you actually 50 years old? wireless earbuds are the norm now and most people walk around in public with them now they're the standard way to listen to music in public now. airpods might have been a fashion statement when they first came out but now they and other earbuds are just the norm
>>199919268>>199919294keep trying lad you'll make a good one someday
>>199919294Don't joke about that
>>199919294now that IS worthy of a mocking bradleypost
>>199919300im abo
>>199919293dogbert sent you spinning
>>199919325nope they are still a fashion statement and you still look bent
>>199919316you'll be seeing them in hell at this rate
>>199919326>>199919331duality of man
>>199919321>>199919285meet me at caelid colleseum carpark. you wont
>>199919230ooo wee ooo la la la la buddy hollydooby dooby mary tyler moore
>>199919354how old are you?
experts built britain
>>199919388>Age Young
>>199919405think we've all had enough experts lad
>>199919293Bet it had meat juices on it because you scranned a steak with your hands and then changed the channel or something like that
>>19991939632
>>199919392fucking hate that one especially it's the worstsick of it fucking SICK of it
bought a pre-owned copy of hogwarts legacy at eb today, it's often cheaper to buy pre-owned physical media than from digital storefronts these dayshope the pretty checkout chick doesn't think i'm a transphobe for playing a harry potter game (even though i am)
expats killed britain
>>19991939621
>dogbert
>>199919464that wasn't a typo it was a reference to the dilbert character dogbert
Japan has fallen
sexy choon is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=picVsVudTkQ
just one of those days
>>199919464
>>199919497Someone will be committing hari kari over all this.
>>199919354sorry mate but you're just straight up wrong, people like to listen to music without the inconvenience of wires, why is that so hard to believe?
>>199919534looks like Steve-O here
>>199919354bet you seethe at people with tattoos as well
>>199919555Glad that's not me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jX9CHRVirU
He comes in on his day off and natters on for an hour>>199919538 because he's got nothing better to do
>>199919555is he kill?
>Toddler dies after being left in hot car in Upstate NY on nearly 100-degree day, reports say
Feel like I only have at most about a 10% chance of shitting me kecks today
>>199919554I never disputed people like to listen to music without the inconvenience of wires. What I said is airpods are a fashion statement and you look bent wearing them. >>199919579tattoos are a fashion statement and they do usually look terrible
>>199919354t. skinny jeans wearer
>Louisiana toddler dies after shooting himself in the face, authorities say
>>199919603
>>199919630never. im not a cringecase millennial
get the experts trusted
>>199919388is that dagger misericorde?
>>199919612Oh so you just hate apple, yeah mate very edgy opinion to have on 4chan thats. thats for being so inarticulate no one could understand what you were trying to express though
Off to leeds for a quiet weekend getaway and to soak up some english culture
>>199919612i promise you, you will have sex for the first time and these thoughts will vanish like dust in the wind
If you can't do a handstand past the age of 25 I don't know what to tell you
>>199919694you'll no get a bus there
might go and wank my cock
mental how they're unrolling the next phase of the WEF's plan
>>199919717How so?
>>199919690Oh so you just hate apple, yeah mate very edgy opinion to have on 4chan that. thanks for being so inarticulate no one could understand what you were trying to express*
>>199919427
>>199919690nope. i have an apple laptop and an iphone but i dont parade them as a fashion statement>>199919695had sex many times. sorry to have hurt your feelings by pointing out you look bent in your fashion accessory
>>199919497This vending machine dishonours itself and by extension, the entire Japanese nation.
>>199919704just asked my 93 year old nan to do a handstand based on this and now she has 2 broken hips. fucking nice one mate, prick.
People always say there's a big mentality shift / personality shift once a man finally has sex. I believe them but it bothers me because I'm 31 and I've never had sex and I assume that sex-havers can sense I'm still holding onto the virgin mannerisms and thus they treat me with disrespect.
>>199919690>>199919727well done failing to articulate your thoughts, boomer
https://www.itv.com/news/2024-07-17/approached-by-20-men-in-two-hours-the-reality-of-being-a-woman-alone-at-night>journos be like>let's get a woman to dress in tight outfit and walk around drunk turkish, somalian and black men on a night out>headline "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT ON THE RISE IN BRITAIN"
>>199919667no its a new one from the dlc, Main-guache, its supposed to be a left hand compliment to average thrusting weapons, gives it a new move set if you use both, it slaps
i only use wired headphones because if i accidentally sync the audio porn i listen to some speaker my life is over
>>199919724Klaus Shwab talked about 'cyber polygon' in his book the great reset, basically how muh cyber terrorists would disrupt global IT networks. Search it on yandex
>>199919743Them goons broke her hips if you know what I'm saying
>>199919765Yeah reddit swallowed that shit right uphttps://reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1e6b13c/approached_by_20_men_in_two_hours_reality_of/
>>199918920are you daft pal theyre dogshit compared to the sennheisenbergs i use
johnny knoxville has completely white hair now, seems like he's too young for that
right lads, which shop sells compressed air? my PC is so thick with dust that the dust is brown
defeated the tree he dropped 109k runes tf
>>199919765Reminds me of that life as a woman in new York video where she walks around in skin tight clothing and has black people harassing her the entire walk
>>199919734ok, why are they a fashion accessory? i don't understand>inb4 u luv applei use a galaxy phone and galaxy earbuds, i assume people who use iphone would generally prefer to use an apple airpods too
>>199919829take it apart and brush it out with a soft brush. don't buy air
>>199919772once opened an ASMR video on max volume when I thought my Bluetooth earphones were paired and they weren’tfirst sound that blasted out was Heather Feather saying “helloooo” in her half-sultry voice. My mum sleeps in the room next door and the walls were paper thin.
>>199919834what level are you?
A woman can wear what she wants rorke
>>19991985632
>>199919829you'll get it in hardware shopsdoesn't need to be B&Q either, the small ones on the high street will sell it
>>199919829i walked around town for an hour looking for a shop that sells it, amazon is your best bet unfortunately fella
yer a fuckin incel chud rorke
>>199919829get one of these
>>199919850mate fuck that
>>199919829I use an airbed hand pump with the pointiest sharpest nozzle. Those compressed air cans are a scam.
>>199919765where's the incelwalk version? I must have walked 100 miles around my city centre over the last month and have never been approached by anyone, male or female, not even ONCE
really want to fucking vape but they've banned them and it's driving me up the fucking wall
Just fell asleep on the bog
>>199919890just put yourself out there bro
>>199919901get on the ice lad
>>199919848because they are designed to be noticeable and they are ugly. its an obnoxious fashion statement.
>>199919901mad that. cheeky dart instead then lad
>>199919882>>199919888these seem like good options>>199919875>>199919872there's a B&Q, an Argos and a Curry's all next to each other in my towns strip mall thing. I'll try there. I've heard pets at home sell them too, for dog training.
>compressed airand fool and his money....
Got the camo on lads. Don't come to /cum/ tomorrow.
>fried air
>>19991985672
>>199919734the reason airpods and other earbuds have a stem is to lower and raise volume on it by swiping up and down on the stem, it helps distribute the battery and have a better fit in the ear due to the sort of 'hook' it does. airpods are legit the best thing apple has done since the iphone
eating stones
who would win vacuum or compressed air
>>199919996rorke's da
>>199919980>airpods are legit the best thing apple has done since the iphonethis. they are really good. even the battery life and charging times are surprisingly good.
>Houthi drone kills one in Tel Aviv, IDF says human error at fault
>>199919980>>199920016still looks bent
where's spainowhere's diego
Time to get the t shirt and cans in the freezer, so I can wrap a freezing t shirt around my head while drinking freezing beer to survive this insane heat. 28 degrees. It doesn't get any hotter than that.
>>199919854hahaharemember doing some opioids passing out and my mum found my phone with springbok asmr i thinkasked me what it was the next day, think i said it was for a video game lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk_1TFIUH8was this specific video
just found out they made a john wick game and it is a weird turn based thing instead if a shooter, very weird choice.
>>199919996i use a vacuum to clean my pc and consoles primarily but you need something to blow out any residuals in the nooks and crannies imo, ive been using my missus hair dryer
doing the abarakadabra dance
>>199920079probably some shit that was already years in development then they slapped the John Wick name on it
>>199920083id like to see your missusus nooks and crannies
>>199920074shouldn't be this hot up hereit not right
>>199920083i blew my residuals in your missuses cranny
Odds: beer and tuna mayo mustard sarniesEvens: wine and chocolate bars Dubs: no more alcohol or food for 12 hours
>>199920176Get in
London Today
>>199920176cant believe rodgers didnt put a ring on this. maybe he is a massive bender after all
bender linetranny linepaki line
>>199920226utterly dire names
>>199919928prefer vaping, gives me a better headrush when i take a deep drag, plus i enjoy artificial grape flavouring
>>199919929>>199919882the electric ones are based I have one myself
>>199920226>six new colours>not using orange
>>199920226you lot are often quick to bring up our abo pandering even though they were actually here first, then it turns out you have shit like this happening left and right. make it make sense lads
>>199918843Congrats inbred dumb stupid.
big man ting
>Cardiff 80% white>all but one of the people approaching her were ethnics
>>199920287need to stop eating before i end up like this
>>199920341timmy is at home wanking
>>199920287imagine shagging him really hard and seeing all that lard flying about like that bit in the simpsons where the doctors test homer's stomach jiggling
>>199920287slags love being crushed under him
introudcing the new gay pozzed globohomo tranny nigger line
>>199920396snorted irl
>>199920287shame it's so hard to find the video of the crawley players singing the song about him being fat
My work now has a 'play games with others for 50 mins' on a Friday, not complaining if I get paid. Just played Amongus for the first time, not really my cup of tea and I have RSI from playing it on my phone, not comfortable.
>>199920396finally, tranny only carriage akin to japans all-female train carriages when?
>>199920495the gayporndem
First sober Friday night in a fucking age lads thanks to this outing
Be right back forum
Imagine shoving your hot, stiff cock in a man's tight, throbbing arseholeMental really
Love when IT outages like this happen. The invariably affect airports, leaving thousands of holidaymakers standing around seething for hours on end.
>>199920514not a forum
>>199920495They were all women? Fucking hell
>>199920287how can any professional athlete listen to that pig
>>199920541Further proving that your entire perspective is based on jealousy and resentmentSad bitter little mong
Mental how aussies think they’re one of us
>>199920541why do you love that
>>199920540bit gay
>>199920541I had a flight delayed by 6 hours once, sat in in airport and had a voucher for a free Frankie and Benny's meal, it was boring.
>>199920273Yeah but the windrush generation rebuilt this country after the White Man's War, what have abos done for you?
Going to france next month
Biz idea: Merger between Frankie & Benny's and Ben & Jerry's
>>199920613yjk
>>199920588ermmm actually i'd say most aussies here respect and cherish the similarities and differences between our two peoples
>>199920645No you're notbe quiet
>>199920513what outing, where we going?
half twelve. best i get started on the spirits then.
>>199920668Ben & Benny's
>>199920513Looks like Elton John did a windrush on it
>>199918780del boy edish did it better
>>199920670YOU are jewish
>>199920670he's talking about being a practicing muslim not an anglo lad xx
listening to like a virgin - dj rorke jungle remix ft. mc leftypol
merger between my cock and prime teenage clunge
>>199920588Aussies are welcome in /brit/. Stop attention seeking.
The current read
>>199920690you know what
How long do you reckon /brit/ has always had an active thread up? I remember posting here back in 2014 or so and it was pretty consistent than iirc
>DEVELOPING: Joe Biden was spotted about to kiss another woman he appeared to have thought was his wife until Jill Biden stopped himbased
>>199920727cockmogs me
>>199920727What British phenotype is this
>>199920694pfft.. i wish*stretches my foreskin out a foot or two and strums it like a banjo string*
>>199920727
>>199920741he also referred to a defence minister as 'the black man'
>>199920740I've been here since proto /brit/ when it was just a UK thread, I was here for the first /brit/ too, should get the thread printed out and frame. I think it was the end of 2013 it started, can't quite remember. I don't go on /brit/ in the early hours of the morning, it's possible it dies then and we haven't had a thread.
>>199920760Celto-Grauniad
>>199920740don't think I've ever seen no /brit/ in the catalogue except briefly when janny would go on one of his jihads against us
>>199920741Hey Joe Biden, quit stealing my moves!
>>199920740Also just saw that there have been at least 84196 /brit/ threads which is doopin mental
cant call tate a baboon cause of health and safety
>>199920760Why you posting the version with his boobs cropped out?
>>199920838wonder how many of those threads were ruined by personalities and grimmicks
There should have been a '10 years of /brit/' celebration
too bastard hot
>>199920892every single one
>>199920892i'd say at leat 20k were made by spaino or one of his personas
>>199920892Most, there have been personalities since the beginning along with gimmicks. Things like 'doing a poo lads' or titchposting and others are fucking old and still going.
>>199920900they didn't tell you?
>got banned at 7am, hours after I went to bed, for politics >doesn't even tell me the offending postLiterally the only thing remotely political I did was mention that Farage was in a plane crash in 2010Fuck off janny
>>199920588>>/bharat/
>>199920741I've just watched it and it doesn't look like he was going to kiss her, just talking to her, but his wife does run in.
>>199920960janny is such a little neek
hate waking up hungover in this heat after steamingtoil. needs must thoughever
why do people wear jackets even when its 30 degrees hot? only seems to happen in the UK, utterly bizarre
>>199920960i swear they just invent rules
not warm where i amcloudy and rainy
>>199920991Maybe it's a light jacket over a light shirtBetter question to ask yourself is why you're always so concerned with what other people are wearingBent perhaps?
>>199920495could you tell these were women if you in a dimly lit night club?
>>199920960yeah keep getting bans and not having the post linked so don't even know what they're for
>>199920995Mods used to post on 4chan with red names and tripcodes and they'd ban people just for annoying them.
mate ffffffuck that
>>199920671I am.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/9836366/#9836366Think this is the first /brit/
>>199920991incels are so self-conscious they feel the need to add a layer of protection and feel too anxious in just a t shirt. like a weighted blanket effect
>>199921043i miss when they publicaly shamed those they banned
Going to China next month
>>199921049good old global warmingexpect even more refugees in the future when parts of the earth become inhabitable due to droughts.
>>199921024zip up jackets have no place on a hot day you black cunt
>>199921075wonder if that cunt is still alive and posting here
>>199920960Think they've started straight up autobanning people for mentioning a certain former president’s name since this past week
>>199920991Noticed the same and find it bizarre, I can only imagine it's some fashion related thing>>199921077It's not incels doing it, it's normally young normies or blacks
I have to write an essay on the ''British Identity'' this monthApparently sociologists have identified ''fair play'' and egalitarianism as the main components of the British mindset, I actually had absolutely no idea.
>>199921107what, toilet bog fart?
>>199921101Not very Christian language
Just woke up and my cock is hard
>>199921101never call me a black cunti'll do things to you
>>199921107Really? Mental. Let's see:TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 2024 MAGA TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>199921162ktinm because i'm an alcohol
>>199921132
Thinking of learning the trumpet lads. >>199921107Wonder if I use it in an unrelated sentence.
>>199921132Fair play maybeEgalitarianism, no, what a ridiculous suggestion
>>199920917>>199920920they seem inconspicuously absent this morning. i wonder it they are all microsoftcock users>>199920937those are harmless gimmicks. i mean threads ruined by grimmicks like mouseyposting
gay pornism
nothing to wank about in my life
>>199921075
surreptitiously googling egalitarianism
>>199921106Interesting how much more exposed foreigners are to our culture now compared to then, even with American dominance. jfs on /int/ know our slang now through memes, it wasn't like that back then.
seems we have a black cunt in our midst
>>199921221You can tell we had a look at this 5 years ago
sitting in a chair
*has a look on the internet what surreptitiously means without anyone knowing*
>>199921294ktim
>>199921277Lol. Pic related is the first one thats more of a general rather than a one off
rorke accidentally joining al-qaeda
>>199921075>>9836640>politics in the first /brit/ threadcurrent tranny janny couldn't cope
>>199921162show us
>>199921329There was tonnes, I remember all the Nigel/UKIP spam
Anyone remember top trumps?
Testing to see if I can still post after going on about Trump.
dunno if i have a big cock or not
>>199921349>>199921349>>199921349>>199921349>>199921349
rorke giving in to the gay porn voices and doing a gay porn dance
>>199921294current events aren't allowed
>/Brit/ not /brit/Lads...maybe Spaino was right about everything
>>199921132Fair play sureEgalitarianism? In a society as class based as ours?
*hands you a card saying "Please excuse me, I'm not being rude I am currently mewing"*
*surreptitiously starts twerking at the end of the thread*
>>199921635this thread is finished please make your way to the new thread
