You arrive in Neocastle edition
Wogs
pengcastle
>>199951168can you not just shag lads and not inform your dad a lad has shagged your arse?
>>199951176I thought some of them did wear school clothes in chainsaw man
Look who's livesteaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5K-esjBJP8
>no you don't understand you're a jewish conspiracy theorist if you plainly see that michael jackson was being extortedyeah?
leeds has fallen
I guess that's why they call it the poosShit on my cock means my dick's in your poo
advertising/begging
Leeds ist gefallen.
Saw a very hot and cute girl today. She was so hot and cute that I want to cry.
>>199951216fuck off mikey
rate the haul
>>199951211Yeah I could, and I eventually will, but it's a big mental block. Everytime I coom to porn my post nut clarity is imagining my dad looking at me in disgust.
>>199951244your country is peng ting central pardon mam but you are a beautiful pardo
>>199951250loada shite could have just listened to them off youtube for free
Neocastle-on-CyberTrent
yeah it actually was chainsaw man thanks lads I was just looking for this pic
>>199951255i'm guessing you're quite young?part of growing up is realizing and understanding your life isn't for your parents
>>199951250love that air songsexy lad, british translation
>>199951255he knows you're gay btw, he just does
>>199951280you're a spacker lad aha x
Consider that ">you arrive in Neocastle" is humourous on multiple different levels.On the base level it is the 'pretending a futuristic anime city is a shitehole UK locale' gimmick. On the next level it is the link between the futuristic anime city known as Neo-Tokyo and the direct tie in with the word "Neocastle". And then the final level is the fact that pronouncing "Neocastle" sounds like a someone saying Newcastle in a geordie accent.>You arrive in Neocastleis one of the richest gimmicks in existence
>>199951269you're rightim also planning on selling my computer since i can just use the one at the library
>>199951295never watched anime in my life desu I just like that pic x
>>199951310good lad
>>199951284I'm 21, and yeah you're probably right.
tfw it's over
the night is over
>>199951302
the night has just begun
Es ist vorbei.
Heard it was over a billion computers that didn't work. Mad ting.
prostagma
Thoughts on women?
michael jackson's pronouns were he/he
>>199951302>On the base level it is the 'pretending a futuristic anime city is a shitehole UK locale' gimmicknewcastle isn't a shithole> On the next level it is the link between the futuristic anime city known as Neo-Tokyo and the direct tie in with the word "Neocastle"don't get it >And then the final level is the fact that pronouncing "Neocastle" sounds like a someone saying Newcastle in a geordie accentno it doesn't
>>199951358Gen Z boss and a mini.Gen Z boss and a mini.
>>199951356Etimos
>>199951358love their arseholes hate everything alse about them
It never really began.
>>199951285yeah i love british music
There is, ultimately, nothing as intoxicating, nothing as dizzying, nothing that quite reaches the ecstatic heights of gay sex. Two men embracing in an act of passion fueled by strong, vital bodies, skin on skin, sweat and tears, the penis and the anus. Ever since I got my bum pleasured, I knew I'd never look back.
Sexy boy surfing on a rocket to his cherry blossom girl, for playground love.
brewing the most vile of poos
>>199951179browsing adultwork again
got one beer left and I'm not tiredfuck
>>199951492>Get outta here lil niggy
The bab n chip
here we are then, the Sea Peoples
>>199951492hate em
>>199951514Looks like Elton John farted on it.
>>199951514haha, it looks like elton john, the homosexual singer, has farted on it, this is because he is a homosexual and the idea is that his arsehole is full of cum so when he farts he farts out cum lol
>>199951580ahaha great stuff
>>199951580cheers for explaining it flew right over my head
>>199951594 >>199951580could you explain it again I still don't get it
All they do is eat, sleep, shit & piss and bring absolutely fuckall but anarchy.Why do they bring them here?
>>199951636THE LINE MUST GO UP
Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!Forth Eorlingas!
>>199951636ponzi pension scheme must keep going
rorke ordering a korma and his working class dad with his spicy nandori chicken chewing with his mouth open mad with laughter barking out "that looks like elton john farted on it" rorke facepalming doing a 360 and then storming off to his smelly bedroom at 36 years old (slamming the door closed)
>>199951673
elton john prefers to watch actuallynever gets into the thick of it himself
oh I get it because elton john is fat he must eat a lot of mayonnaise
spicy nan
toast, nice and black
>>199951616Sounds like Stevie Wonder farted on you.
I could run over a Muslim but not a pheasant
she got a stinky pussy got daym
>>199951711that isnt black
what did you do today brit?i slept all day and had a dream i got my first job as one of those guys that picks out people's online orders at empty woolies stores to be delivered by uber eats and it was all going well until one of the middle management guys got caught making fun of the boss and he saw me laughing at it and fired me along with him so i ran around the back of the shopping center, verbally assaulted some muslim in a full binbag outfit, swam past Andy Murray having a dinner date and keyed the boss's car (an MX5, probably gay)
>>199951711tarq bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lcGnMhvsA
>>199951774>and had a dream i gotSo...you did nothing?
>>199951819well i slept so it depends if you think sleeping is a thing
>>199951774i saw a kite outside the window
got a big jiggly bum and a small little willy
first haiti, then england
>>199951884a rorke is born
>Princess / Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen: King Viserys I Targaryen's daughter and heir apparent, the firstborn and only surviving child of Viserys and his first wife, Queen Aemma Arryn. She was praised as the "Realm's Delight" during her youth. She is crowned queen by her supporters, the "Blacks"
>>199951884ok im an idiot but i legit didn't know any animals were born that way, i thought that was just a thing in gremlins
finishing off a milk carton before bed
>>199951859thought you said kike ahha
just started on a gallon of milk
What started all of this? What set it off?
>>199951197hmmm
>>199951876proof? x
alright lads if you want to brit kino i recommend inside no9 its a british anthology show and it is kino
natalie biden is so fucking leng
so......this is rorke
anybody watch that black mirror? never watched something so shite in my life
>>199952024false flag image, THIS is rorkey
>>199952024cute desu
>>199952048it has a few good episodes
live rorke reaction
oi mate, I have been smoking these bloody pipes... all bloody night
>>199951876big batty energy
>>199952082takes one to know one
>>199952048what if yer nan was a virus?
>>199951876
>>199952107oh my days
>>199952105id hope malware bytes picked her up and deleted her
>>199952085this gif is like 10 years old but I saw it for the first time about 4 hours ago and now you're posting it here, why won't you leave me alone
the 30 pieces of silver judas received for betraying jesus is estimated to be equivalent to around $10,000 USDmust've had a heroin problem
mental how much worse youtube has got in the past 2-3 years
guess what
didnt see a single white person outside today
>>19995213910 years? no way bruhhhhh
rorke out with the lads, shagging black women with all the power of a white supremacist colonistleftypol alone on /brit/ posting silly images
>>199952150There's about a dozen channels I watch and that's it. Hardly worth exploring it nowadays, and forget about the "popular" section.
>>199952167im playing project zomboid
>>199952167sick to death of bloody woke
the recs
>>199952150Reviewbrah marches on.
eminem is utter wank
>>199952190love that game shame im not very good at it
>>199952190Good choice. Do you have the zombies turned off in sandbox mode? Totally different game. You can still make it a survival challenge but it's a bit more relaxed with no zombies.
>>199952214hes gone woke
>>199952203Based French Whisperer enjoyer.
well rorke?
>>199952175I don't even mean the content but just the recommendation stuff, searching and just general interface
>>199952203rorke's mum in bottom left
Apparently scampi isn't a species of fish
>>199952203I want to shag Reinas arse.
>>199952241yeah never got that, is it bits of lobster or something?
>>199952203they need to make JOI JOI iykwim
>>199952150ever since they started censoring any vaguely controversial word (like those referring to death or sexual assault) i completely gave up on it, they're blatantly language policing in an overbearing attempt to conceal reality and it's fucking over
>>199952241>>199952257They are a small species of lobster, also known as langoustine in tarq restaurants.
phwoarsometimes stink of fishsometimes stink of shitwe all stink in life de lids
>>199952233Yeah that's gone to shit as well. Watch one single "reaction" video and it'll recommend you nothing but AMERICAN Reacts To BRITISH COMEDY or GEN Z RAPPER REACTS TO LED ZEPPELIN Sick of it.
they call me the woke slayer
Might play some Library of Runia
alri they call me gaylad
>>199952241It's like a big, grotty old looking prawn or something isn't it?
>>199952309are you gay?
why does he hate black people so much, is it because he is danish?
>>199952319depends if you've got money x
oi maatei need some wotah
>>199952321learned it from kojima
>>199952321I didn't know he did. When did he say he hates black people?
neeed my batty split
my life is just boring. I just don't have much to talk about. dont see why people look down on you for not being "social"
Spending my dole on mobile games
>>199952329alri maron lad
World of Warcraft 2006/07. I've never felt like I belonged anywhere more than this.
>>199952367that was 30 years ago lad
just been doing a load of crosswords and other old man computer games
>Death of West Haven boy was result of child abuse homicide, police say
need them all rounded up and chucked down a volcano
>>199952383what about some minesweeper?
>>199952357where are you from laaaad'
>>199952367I hated WoW in that time because it killed all other online games
>>199952367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qEZ7uw0iw
>>199952398I miss ffxi
mental gaylord is actually like a real name
>>199952383get on the cinematrix if you are film buff
trans rights
nothing like being on all fours, tears in your eyes, cum in your belly, looking at the wet freshly sucked cock of your muscular lover as he grins down at you
>>199952410mental innit mateee?
>>199952412Had a teacher called Gaynor in secondary school. Like, what are you thinking?
watching a politicsJOE video about the twelfth in belfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSzbUaJkV_0 mental that we just allow these tribes to do what they want
>>199952435get em here NOW
Had a lucid dream earlier. Went to bed at about 7pm, and by midnight I was doing reality checks and realising I was dreaming. Up to then I'd been dreaming of watching a man and a woman in an alleyway at night and he was undressing her. When you're lucid dreaming you can do anything so I went over to the half-naked woman, made the man disappear and started having sex with her. Unfortunately fell back into normal dreaming and then I was at a family get together and forgot I was dreaming.Woke up, got up and got some water and a coffee, and watched Josie's stream. When that was over I came back to bed for more lucid dreaming but obviously I can't get to sleep because I had a coffee like an idiot.Thanks for reading my blog. I wrote it more for myself really to get my thoughts organised but if you enjoyed it don't forget to like and subscribe. BYE!!!
one year HRT anniversary
>>199952429watched that earlierI actually found a new respect for dee stit not burning irish flags on the uda bonfirealthough the rest of the criminality is a disgrace
>>199952429>>199952458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RfgeRPl6WY
>>199952449no one asked
not reading that literal novel
>>199952481scromitting
>>199952367I know I would've loved that so much, but my life was such a mess back then. Basically lived in a squat with no electricity, let alone internet. Still fuming that I missed out on what should've been the best time of my life just because of mental elves and alcoholism and abusive "friends" wrecking my life.
>>199952496mental innit ?
>>199952493Don't care. You'd know that if you'd read to the last paragraph.
Reading the sentencing remarks from the judge in the recent just stop oil case is very illuminating. The sentences are absolutely justified, and those claiming it to be some sort of miscarriage of justice would do well to read them.
>>199952367I still check in on my old realm every once in a while. Argent Dawn forever.
>>199952531never did never will
peter hitchens
>>199952558sex arse
>>199952554And? Why you telling me?
would rather be a medieval peasant than a wagie today, they only had to work like 3 months per year and spent the rest of their time building cathedrals for fun
cant sleep
just ejaculated inside of a human femalenot saying which orifice
>>199952567he has famously never allowed his arse to be mouldedwhoever gets it once he dies will be a very wealthy person indeed
>>199952586stop using yotsuba b
apparently by the end of 2025 99% of content on the internet will be completely ai generated
>/brip/
The UK needs REFOOOOORMIs England a country?
>>199952583samelike fing about peasents back then is they were ignorantnothing to missno idea about life beyond their like little enclosureignorance bliss innit
>>199952608Taking your anger out cause it's tourist season?
>>199952598what do you use?
>>199952583what if you ended up being the village gimp
>>199952576write another novel ill read it
>>199952623Your days here are counted, TOURISTS GO HOME
>>199952601Seen an ai defeat that captcha thing. So that's a pointless faff, might as well get rid of that now.
here we are then
>>199952637Benidorm is english clayand also the most successful area of spain
>>199952601Read up on AI 'hallucinations' it's hilarious and terrifying at the same time
Mental that I was born into the gayest era in history...
farting out my bf's cum love is beautiful
>>199952665>the gayest era in historyso far
>>199952652>The Sunken Wasteskek how'd they find my life?
>>199952652rorke actually believes this
>>199952655It's over....
>>199952665get bummed
>>199952634I'm not writing anything for you. Don't care if someone who is proud of their limited reading ability reads my "novels" or not
>>199952655alri diana ross
>>199952652for me it's lemuria
>>199952668very amusing rorke
>>199951179IT'S YOUIT'S MEAND THERE'SDANCING
>>199952658we don't need you here pissing and vomiting on the streets
>>199952685not reading this short story
This is the mong calling you rorke
so the first soviet nuclear test was in 1949that means the yanks had 4 years to nuke as many people as they wantedand yet they didn't
>>199952714
>>199952709And? Who do you think cares what you read or don't read?
imagine a chan where animeautists are bannedbeautiful
Mad how the majority of people convicted under new anti drink spiking laws have been gay men targeting other men, and not straight men targeting women as the media hysteria was making out.
>>199952714>called samuelthink he might be talking bollocks
>>199952726yanks are quite literally "the good guys"
>>199952736no one asked
>>199952737based
sex arse
>>199952632i would be the wise and somewhat mysterious old storyteller who tells exciting and sometimes cautionary tales to the local children based on the adventures i had as a younger man, like bilbo baggins
>>199952738they are convicting people already? gaylad has been doing a something something
>>199952774leftypol trying to combat the capital class and failing
Lads…
>>199952726yeha likejust imagine how different the world would be if they just decided to like nuke moscow and china before they even had a chance to get nukes
>>199952774>Security Skill: 1
>>199952746You're the one who replied to me you weirdo. How far along the spectrum are you?
>>199952777that's your POV. from the village POV you are a rambling incoherent old freak that sits in the corner of the pub all day
sick to death of americans, keep your deranged politics out of my fucking face you dramatic cunts
>>199952607how do people keep making this typot and p aren't anywhere near each other on the keyboard
was this image ever explained?
I've been interested in trying crack dont want to get addicted though
>>199952795my dad used to have a subscription to that haha, we'd get it every week. good times
>>199952815from my POV you're just having a go at me because you're a bitter cunt who would rather hurl insults than indulge your imagination
might have a wank and go to bed
>>199952825Macron and leftypol making a deal to defeat the evil far right extremists
>>199952825macron such a weedy little runtbag
>>199952825Macron was meeting citizens in the French Caribbean
>Two dead and 28 sick from sliced deli meat contaminated with deadly bacteria
>dildo faggins
Harehills was an isolated incident
he keeps it zesty
>>199952794or london
>>199952825wahey boys night is it? snacks and beer and footy all night long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxQ4Nk9tpo
>>199952860Heard you’re Jewish
>>199951179utrhrzjrjz
So honestly I've never ever listened to Joe Rogan's podcast, and out of morbid curiousity I tried listening to the first 10 minutes or so, and my response was similar...it's...just a couple of conservative dudebros spouting bullshit about UFOs and biblical prophecies and other whackadoodle nonsense.Is...this it? Is this the "Joe Rogan Experience" that's so massively popular? The whole thing is three hours long. People actually listen to this shit on the regular? I seriously do not understand.
>>199952866uhh no reason for yanks to nuke london
>>199952834there he goes again, the village idiot throwing a fit
>>199951202kill yourself nightrally/horderally/sigilmare/nightmare/horde/the_horde
sweaty
Why can’t leftists be normal peopleWhat about hating landlords and monopolies and authoritarianism makes people all fucked up physically and mentally, those are all good things to hate
>>199952882that's what you think
About to become a 30 year old virgin, grim.
>>199952879unfortunately it sprouted a whole mass genre of idiot fucking libertarian (not conservative) dudebros talking absolute nonsense but pretending they have some modicum of intelligence
>>199952795Remember those top shelf porn mags? I once walked a few miles to a different neighbourhood so I could get a jazz mag from a guy who'd never see me again. The shopkeeper was chatting up some bird at the counter when I got the porn mag and a newspaper to hide it in. He gave me the dirtiest look and I thought fuck you, your the one selling it, and as if you've never had a tommy tank.
>>199952868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-gI was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
the average black person still believes in santa until they're about 32
>>199951213kys nightrally/sigilmare/horderally/nightmare/horde/the_hordego back to gooning to anime girl toddlers while "working" on your shitty gmod zombie survival server
Diego been in?
>>199952891he is quite a handsome bloke wouldn't blame them for wanting to bum him
>>199952897I’m a leftist authoritarian that hates landlords and monopolies and I’m insane
>>199952915youve never met a black person
rorke
>>199952897plenty of them are-- 80 million voted for Biden inb4 muh fraud meme. you just don't touch grass.
>>199952879Yeah it went down a dark path, it used to be a bit balanced the alex jones episodes are kino though
>>199952791dont care he hates jews and the jewish state
>>199952915Santa is real
>>199952920was spamming Charlie xcx earlier
lads it's 4 am, go to sleep
>>199951221Jew me sue me everybody do meKick me kike me don’t you black or white me
>>199952868>>199952911Morrowind is the best scrolls game the rest asides Daggerfall are shite.
>>199952939>80 million voted for BidenThis is what lefty yanks actually believe.
>>199952802no one asked
>>199952791>kick profit makers out of the NHScould he be anymore racist
>>199952946Doesn’t sound like something he would do does it
>>199952795Hitler magazine?
>>199952969loves his pop music
>>199952795physical media, sovl
I still believe in democracy and voting to make my ideas be heard,
>>199952969nah he loves pop brit birds with nice tummies
>>199952947Can't. I had a coffee earlier.You can read about my evening in further detail here: >>199952449
>>199952939Voting for Biden doesn’t make you a leftist you baboon
mental how ugly charlie xcx is
>>199952911*makes a beeline for Cloud Ruler Temple*
Dua Lipa (Spanish for two lips)
>>199952918who
what are the actual reasons elder scrolls oldfags don’t like oblivion
>>199953000For me it was always the Imperial Arena quest first.
would make love to nell tiger freeebet she would cry afterwards
>>199952951Love breaking the fuck out that game immediately with the intelligence potion exploit.
>>199953014it's not boring enough
>>199953014it was a massive downgrade in everything asides graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epQ57vnCPk
>>199953024better questsbetter combat
>>199953007that0s not spanishsounds more like italian
>>199952864me on the right
>>199953014Absurd nostalgiafaggotry. I enjoy every entry in the series because I'm not gay
>>199953014The leveling system is broken
yank edish, get it made
>>199953014leveling/combat is trash and morrowind despite being anemic mogged it into... haha... oblivion
>>199953036wrong and wrong
NEW >>199953080>>199953080
>>199953045top right or bottom right?
>>199952927where do you brits keep getting this notion that there are no blacks in australia? it's preposterous
>>199953059there you go m8 >>199953084
>>199952449I haven’t lucid dreamed in ages but I used to infrequently Whenever I did it was on the verge of waking up but still dreaming. I always became aware of this and immediately spawned in a woman and started fucking her. Never even had sex but it was my brain’s best approximation I guess. Suppose those facts are linked
>>199953087top right of course
