*chirp* edition
poo smells lmao
Fancy brings a thought to meOf a flower bright and fair
>>199953080What is this, Mexican edition?
watching the veitch
i dunno how blackies get away with ignoring that chirpwhen my smoke alarms are low on battery they often times cycle the actual noise of an alarm until they get changed. often during the night. hate it
im NUDE in my LIVING room posting from my MAC and drinking TEA oh yeah /BRIT/ we are INIT
>>199953080
>>199953080good edition
>>199953086
just had to give up on another wank because my wiener refused to let the juice loose because of these fucking pills i'm on, i'm still monstrously horny and i can't do anything about it, can't be doing with this
Pakis in Leeds rioting because they can’t nonce kids.
wtf
>>199953134leftypol demanding the right to nonce kids as a solution
>>199953129finger your bum
>>199953157>trump killed him so he could save himkino
Keep hearing the anti-Trump lot saying Trump supporters are in a cult. They booed Trump at a rally when he brought out the vaccine guy. You can't boo a cult leader without consequences, but there were none for the booing people.Meanwhile, BLM had people with megaphones demanding the crowd "repeat after me." Imagine if you'd booked them for saying America needs open borders or whatever. They'd have killed you.When Colbert told his audience Comet had been fired, they cheered. He actually corrected them. They'd blindly cheered when they were supposed to blindly boo, and so Colbert told them off like a bunch of children. They all sat there in silence and took it. Now that's a cult.
>>199953175Was just saying this down at the pub
>>199953175leftists are evil vermin who lie
>>199953175not reading that
>>199953129Pregabalin? I had to really struggle with my last wank but I got there in the end. Wasn't sure I'd make it though.
Who the fuck is comet
>Comet got fired
>>199953200one of the reindeers aint he?
>>199953129atleast you took your meds!! happy wappy nappy pills!
>>199953187Not a leftist but I'm sure those on the right or even the centre have also lied.
>>199953188You WILL read it, you WILL like it, and you WILL comment on how much you liked it.
>>199953188no you didn't love
>>199953215fuck up leftist
rooms a fucking tip
is leftypol being wilfully dishonest again is he
>>199953175>Imagine if you'd booked themBOOEDoh well nobody read it anyway lol
>start videogame>"Gather 20 rocks and 30 wood!">Close gameWhy do we create virtual chores for ourselves when there is so much to be done in the real world
>Hairhillnot a rorke to be found
>>199953243Shut up nigga go play tetris
Eventually the term "millionaire" will no longer be a slang term for a rich person
>>199953200>>199953202COMEYJAMES COMEYI MEANT JAMES FUCKING COMEY FUCKING AUTOCORRECT MAKING ME LOOK RETARDED IN FRONT OF THE LADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James comet just flew over my house
>>199953243it is the way of games now, people talk about oh this game took 30 hours, and this game took 70 hoursbut what is the point of gametime if you aren't enjoying it, it is just wasteful
>>199953200It's the exciting new fragrance from Chanel, with top notes of cherry blossom, heart notes of iris and heliotrope, nestled on a base of musk.
>>199953080What is this?
once ate a piece of fried chicke while getting my willard sucked while high on weed and it was very decadant
>>199953273I'll comet (come hit) you if you don't stop this
half you clowns won't escape the soul trap when you die
>>199953273fired out of a canon by blumpf
>>199953283Sorry mate no idea what a chicke is, how about keeping that foreign shit to yourself ey?
David Cameroon
>>199953293You're never going to escape the virginity trap
Gordon Poo
>fired out of a canon
Great Shitstain
>>199953304No need I guard my chastity well.
>>199953313AusGAYlia
security guard wouldn't let me into waitrose because i looked like more of an aldi man
>David Cameroon
>>199953325An alditard as it were
just choked out my dad the silly cunt
>>199953339You're the man of the house now
my litte sluthole releases loose wet farts hmmmm
secret product
The Tony Blair Witch Project
>>199953293Tried reading the Tibetan book of the dead but couldn't get into it. Tell me how to escape. I don't want to be reincarnated.
>>199953352
>>199953367Absolute shame this.
england can not be truly safe until the welsh problem is dealt with, start building the camps now...
>>199953368That from Hotline Miami? Quality game. No collecting 20 wood in that one. Just racking up kills in amusing and exciting ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epQ57vnCPkthe new 'eitch
>>199953363when you die and your nan tries to convince you to go into the light just turn around and then fly straight up
https://www.tiktok.com/@katcurse/video/7385578913763839264
>>199953367If that's what makes him happy then so be it. That's right, I said "him." Costs nothing to be nice. If he encourages kids or autistic people to do it though, then he should be punished for grooming.
>>199953397soifon is cute
>>199953394That's what I thought, cheers pal.
tried playing hotline miami and was bored as hell
>That's right, I said "him."
>>199953388veitch poster impersonator
>>199953427no worries once you do that the entire universe is yours to enjoy
>>199953430skill issue
>>199953439Ok i will just say "charlie veitch youtube video" next time
>>199953408
>>199953408>Costs nothing to be niceNothing 'nice' about lying.Nothing 'nice' about bullying people into lying.Nothing 'nice' about presenting self-harm as a valid response to abuse to impressionable young people.Trannyism is one of the least 'nice' things ever conceived by the human mind.
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2024/05/14/xbox-360-price-reductions-available-now/>>>/v/683180356
>>199953441Brilliant I think I'll start by manifesting my own starship enterprise. "Computer, ensure I am the only intelligent lifeform on this ship and take us to the nearest uninhabited star system so I can have a bit of peace and quiet."
Sir Charles Veitch OBE
ate too much and now my tummy hurts
want to drive across Australia enamored with wide open spaces me
>>199953472Sounds comfy im going to chuck myself into a blackhole.
>>199953481You aren’t allowed drive a car because of your disability
>>199953430pathetic
I will Veitch's second bodyguard. Fred is his shield and i shall be his fist.
>>199953472Where's Captain Kirk
costs a lot to be nice actually
>>199953501had a license since age 17 and a spotless driving record to boot
>>199953481you don't get that yellow moss in australia
>>199953388nonce
>>199953459Read the first six words of my post again. If it's a choice between a person living in misery, or living happily, then I'll allow them the latter if they're not hurting anyone. It's their body to do with as they please, and it's polite to refer to someone as they'd prefer.What do you think the law should be regarding Elliot Page's transition? Lock him up? Lock up the surgeons who performed the surgery Page wanted, and paid for? He's an adult who is hurting nobody. Let him do his thing.
>>199953467remember the of 360 os with the slides, so nostalgic
>>199953527MADONNA
>Whoah, Charles Veitch needs me?
>>199953527ew
>>199953511It's the next generation ship so Kirk is I dunno, retired or something.
more like captain cuck
>>199953551Yes he needs you to protect Israel
>>199953555bent cunt
>>199953570FOLP
when are you moving to America?
I feel opening the daily mail is somehow even worse than /brit/at least /brit/ doesn't pretend to be anything serious
adolf hitler facebook profile
>>199953601Trump won't let us
Everyone is moving to Australia. White flight is happening as we speak. Nobody wants a future in this country
>>199953601Did you know King Arthur was black?
>If that's what makes him happy then so be it
>>199953601As soon as I have enough money to live there comfortably, because living there as a poor person would probably be horrible.
>>199953601When the demographic shift becomes too apparent in my town. Would love to live in Montana or some shit
why are UKsians specifically so rabidly transphobic
Seen a muslim family and like 8 of her spawn walk down my street in my rural town, it's actually fucking over...
>>199953630Do you want to introduce a law against looking gross? Because that's clearly the issue here. A fit mtf transexual that passes is okay then I assume.
macerated strawberries and creamcor
masturbated strawberries and creamcor
wanked cock and ballscor
What's for brekky? Me? It'll probably be tuna, mayo and mustard on toast. Got to use up that bread and it's gone a bit stale, but I've got no cheese for cheese toasties.
>>199953682for me it will be egg mayo, avocado, spinach, tomato and sriracha
>>199953688Actually I've got eggs. Might do that instead of tuna, as I had tuna yesterday. Full of mercury or something innit
Britain would be nothing without its rich history of immigration. Fact.
Proud poo barm man
https://gamerant.com/best-xbox-360-games-only-available-digitally/
>>199953571tranny faceor way too much plastic surgeryeither way, uncanny valley effect kicked in
>>199953661i just want transgender activists to show on telly and wherever else they like what transgenderism looks like past the age of 21, you know, when twink death sets in and theyre not young anymore. all the pro trans media consists of porn of 17yo brazilian or thai trannies, thats what they use to show kids you will look like this forever, now hand over the dosh so i can lob your knob off
>>199953708that is very true
bro who's still buying physical games in 2024
>>199953726get off the computer and step into the sun
>>199953708Some immigrants are better than others. Having Norse raiders settle here from Norway and Denmark was good for Britain in the long run, as it made us more like those places. They are good, safe, comfortable places to live.
>>199953725
>>199953726I hate the activists. And anyone thinking of transitioning has to be given every available piece of information. The good, the bad, and the ugly. If doctors perform these surgeries or prescribe the hormones, and the patient is harmed then the doctor should be liable. Then they won't be trying to transition kids and the mentally ill.
>>199953243Yeah I’ve stopped playing chore games. Give me some action immediately or I’m gone. If I’m going to waste my time I’m not doing it on virtual chores, I could be doing my real ones instead
>>199953571corr spaff
if daily statistics for posting on /int/ existed i would look at them once then stop forever
mental that the dead internet theory is right and all of you are just bots
>>199953807Oh yeah? If I'm a bit then how come syntax error on line 438 beep boop
I’m tired of pretending I’m not the American who gets upset at the thought of no burger. I fucking love burgers
>>199953771how come in media we show and publicise, shame etc surgery horror stories of straight people who go into surgery with bodgy surgeons etc. i even saw that shit on tv as a kid. "be warned, stay away from this doctor" but trans surgeries are not allowed? not saying explicitly show them meat sticks or axe wounds, but interviews with those who regret it and have had their lives ruined by this? why is that?
>>199953826>If I'm a bitBOTBOT BOT BOT BOT BOT FUCK THIS PHONE
Saw a picture of my young child self stuck to the fridge and hid my face in shame. Life wasn’t supposed to turn out this way
>>199953784Why did he do it?
been desensitised to human gore but can't handle animal stuff weird
>>199953864The nookie
>>199953864his mistress did anal apparently and his mrs didnt
>>199953831Political correctness. Perverted pedo elites who want to corrupt folks in that way because it's their fetish? "Progressiveness?" I heard one theory that it's about some esoteric mystical philosophy that wants to merge male and female to eventually create a transhuman society without sexes or something.Tl;Dr: I don't know but the way it's being done is probably causing more harm than good.
i prefer to receive anal penetration when i am having relations.
how much does /tv/ save?for me, it's 40%
so much this
started playing hogwarts legacy last nightso far this game is mechanically looking worryingly similar to assassins creed odyssey (which is a game a fucking despise)
>>199953784do not post the mice
>>199953571thats a man
>>199953902i only want fair coverage on all the shit people should avoid, so people can make their own mind up on an even playing field. i cant tell people to stop watching tv or shit like that, but the concerted effort to normalise transgender people is over the top, and radicalise people into seeking out their own information on the matter and the disparity what is being shoved to the masses and the reality is massive
>>199953924From a medical standpoint anal intercourse, in contrast to vaginal intercourse, poses serious risk to its participants. The vagina is designed to expand, is supported by a network of muscles and produces natural lubricants. The anus, in contrast, is designed to allow passage of fecal material out of the body. It is composed of small muscles and significantly more delicate tissues. Consequently, anal intercourse often results in anorectal trauma, hemorrhoids and anal fissures. With repeated trauma, friction and stretching, the anal sphincter loses its tone. (Agnew, 1985; Diggs, 2002; Wolfe, 2000). Semen has immunesuppressant activity that If released in the rectum makes this already vulnerable tissue more prone to both infection and the development of cancer (Diggs, 2002). Also, the rectal lining – the barrier to be breached – is only one cell thick, compared to the 20-45 layers of the vagina.
agree with the auslads post about games being chores (or realistic in general). I don't even like gta for this reason. I don't play video games to simulate the real world.
>>199954011100% agree
>the only house i could afford that has the same monthly payment as my rent would cost $175k>the cheapest houses are 400kit's over
>>199954013well why did god put a cum button in my arsehole then
>>199954053To make pooing feel good
>>199954013Don’t care love bumming Australian men
>>199954053it was satan that done that
,
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>>199954059women don't have prostates and it feels good for them too
America is the greatest country on earthhttps://youtu.be/Xw1LqkhOvRY
i miss the good old days when slytherin were considered the de facto evil house but now in more recent harry potter lore there's a lot of slytherin apologism going on
evens and you all get bummedodds and you all bum someone
annoys me that youtube timelines have multiple "most replayed" bumps its not the most replayed then is it?
feel like i never have a good grasp of how my face looks to other peoplei could take 10 photos and they'd all look different
>>199954098I doubt it. Some women get off on anal sex because it’s naughty and they have a fetish for it. Women have a clitoris and a G-spot that just so happens to be located on their vulva and in their vagina respectively, nothing to do with their ass.
>>199954184arse expert over here
Gaylords say what
what...wait a moment
Britain is an Islamic country.More muslims than ChristiansMore Islamic laws are enforced than Christian ones.
bad things happening up my gutsi can feel everything bubbling awayit'll all end in tears mark my words
Why yes i do hate my parents and grandparents for letting the country go woke for their entire lives.
>>199954340is the telly tax christian or islamic
>>199954392Jewish
>>199954340Britain is an atheist country
having a coffee with a gay little biscuit
>>199954429those bloody jews what are they like xx
>>199954436what genre of biscuit?
>>199954436Why don’t we just fuck right here
I drink water with grinded blueberry powder in it atm
>>199954356I haven't had a solid shit in about two years
>>199954370cry me a river
>>199954356Ate a chinky last night and my guts have been cramping all day
excited for christmas :3
>>199954495way too early mate calm down
>>199954500not very christmassy that x
>>199953281It's a machine whose only function and purpose is to terrorize black people
scran
>>199954495My mom used to make this package calendar for me when i was a kid. We lived in this soulful house and i used to come down to breakfast with snow outside and stroddled down in to the kitchen and opened the surprise every morning. There was red painted timer walls and a fireplace and stuff in the kitchen.
Just seen bodycam footage of a paki driving off with a cop hanging off the window then getting battered by him Guns solve more problems than they cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EFW-iw7rPg
>>199954532Elton John
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721451881732152.webm
Oi who ate the poo?! Who ate the bloody poo?!
>>199954532I haven't had a solid shit in about two years.
>>199954652what's wrong with you?
>>199954666Probably the fact that he hasn’t had a solid shit in about two years
well said jez
>>199954688Black disciples?
that's me part of the BDS.(big dong society) ahahah waheeeey
East Prescot Road, 1950s and 2024
>>199954738big improvement
any silly billys in x
>>199954738grey shithole then, grey shithole now just missing the tram
>>199954666he's sick of your shit
Stanley Road, Bootle, and beyond, 1950s/60s and 2024
His career has yet to recover from the scandal.
new tat
>>199954817what's declever?
I LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDI LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDI LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDI LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDI LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDI LOVE HAVING TO PAY AN ARM AND A LEG IN RENT AND HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUND
>>199954854We once were warriors
>>199954184i'd imagine arse play is enjoyable for them in the same way that doing a shit feels nice
>>199954854Don't you guys get instant permanent residency in New Zealand?
i am a homo, a queer, a faggot, a bum bandit, a poo jabberand there's nothing you can do about it
>>199954854>HEAR NON-WHITE FAMILIES YELLING IN THE BACKGROUNDThat means you live where the SOVL is
hogwarts legacy isn't so bad, i've heard a lot of people say it's shit but they must've been seething trannies
>>199954959*slaps your ass*
>>199954939Women don’t have prostates you mong.
>>199954959dont do that
>>199955000And poos feel nice because of the vagus nerve not the prostate so he’s probably right
>>199955000i already said that earlier and that was my point you retarded yank mong
Annie’s twelve years old, in two more she’ll be a whore, nobody ever told her it’s the wrong way
>>199953729https://youtu.be/qWZAelPr3Xw?si=y2xKdP-RAAy7NENGCollectors like this based guy
>>199954976The game literally has a tranny in it. Anyways yeh its good but i stopped playing most video games so i never finished it
>>199953729My most boomer quality is that I always prefer an original, physical thing rather than a digital version, reproduction, or re-release
>>199955049Doing poos DOESN’T feel good to a woman because they lack a prostate. You saying pooing feels good to a woman is factually incorrect.
who was jack the ripper?
>>199955117you're incomprehensibly stupid, and i don't go around calling people idiots lightly
Rorke omds
>talk to a woman>she says you’re such a great listener >she doesn’t know i’ve just been nodding while imagining her naked IM PSYCHOSOCIAL
mumstein's watching memes in the living roomi can tell because i can hear "my heart will go on" by celine dion being played on a recorder
>>199955184strangely relatable
Whats it like being a woman?
had a one night stand a week ago and now i'm beginning to manifest signs of knob rot, fucking hell i'm retarded
what the fuck britain explain this
>>199955227emotional instability because of periods
if a girl is being a bitch to you, never EVER ask if she's on the rag, it'll only make it worse even if she is in fact on the rag
>>199955227it's just a man but caring more about herself, her body, her current status, her emotional stateand caring less about abstract concepts like law, society, border, nation, ideology
>>199955227You can now say that you like cock without being a faggot.
I’d sniff up her farts.
more witcher 3 todaynearly finished all my skellige quests and treasure hunts
>>199955229post infected willy
Might start playing video games again soon. Resume the Deus Ex playthrough ive been doing for like 3 yearsResume Hogwarts LegacyResume all my grand strategy game savesPlay all the games i redeemed for free* but never played
>>199955321go outsidetouch grass
Gn /brit/
>scrolling ig reels>middling woman appears making a funny video >not beholden to feminine wiles but open their profiles every time anyways to see what they’re like >always super young and have an onlyfansGrim. It’s even the shy nerdy ones. Grimmmm
about to swallow le bic mac and regular size freedom fries
>>199955359And a wakizashi to you my nippa
Calling French fries freedom fries because the French are pussies is a hilariously American thing.
>>199955401>because the French are pussieswasn't it yanks spazzing out because the french didn't support an invasion of iraq?
done him up like a kipper here
>>199955417As I said, pussies.
https://youtu.be/fMTBznrsqiI?si=xwy8VUeSEdzW9xpf
>>199955429kek
>>199955429He overdid it.
rorkes creps
washing machine spin cycle up and running at 7am on a saturdaydownstairs neighbours seething
>>199955466she's fit
why is the media shoving these paki leeds riots in our faces? they know we'll do nothing about it it's almost like they're humiliating us, like dangling a carrot infront of a disabled rabbit
he approaches
>>199955544it's romani gypsies not p words retard
>>199955466the victim fit
havent bought new sneakers in years, quite content with me shoes as is
>>199955561romani gyppos are just indians aka pakis
>>199955598double retard
>>199955429Humphries gives off "was bullied at school and never got over it" vibes
>>199955626let me guess you think romani gypsies means romanian lmao
>>199955642sent that freak packing to google
non whites will never belong in England
too hot
do you not find it a bit weird that so many companies use windows on their kiosks? like surely windows isn't built for it
feel bad about complaining when my town was full of polish people 15 years ago, all they did was beat up gay people which was actually based and now most of them have fucked off home and been replaced by blax and paxgrim grim grim bring them back
alcohol has been around for 5000 years and scientists still don't have a cure for hangoversget it done
go ed anthony
>>199955829glass of water and a paracetamol prior to knocking out mitigates the effects of a hangover for me, dealing with a hangover the day over is impossible
>>199955854bit of bread does the trick for me too
The damage that George Osborne’s six years as Chancellor did to British society and our economy are being written out of the routing of the Tories. The social ruin and political crisis we are now in did not start with Brexit.
>>199955721Diversity Built Britain
>>199955854using paracetamol to treat hangovers is peak brainandliverdead
getting my ducks in a row
Gonnae kill masel
alri lads
breakkietoil
>>199956026Ruby won
just woke up
logging on for a day of talking to the computer
>>199955921to fuck them up their quackholes one after the other?
>>199956026who eht all the pies mafra?
might drink lots of beer todaythen have my lasagne
any uma: the ugliest man alive man in?
>>199956351>>199956351