white riot edition
>>199963209
slug
What will it take for rorke to admit that this country would be NOTHING without its rich history of immigration?
Mental how there are still people buying NFTsNeed a bit of sulphuric acid thrown in their face if you ask me
unleashing my pet ducks to hunt down diego and prevent him from eating the tender leaves in my beloved garden
>>199963372tbf the detractors somehow end up being more cringe than the initiators
Sluggy Day
>>199963383£1m
>shit myself during my sleep after steamingtoil againcan't be carrying on like this. in my 30s now, need to sort myself out
gender pay gap still exists
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>>199963372I'd love to lock those women in a room and just kick the shit out of them.Absolutely batter them.
>>199963383least attractive trans woman
What's the best-tasting spirit
Sorry, janny
>>199963422never once shit meself in me sleep and i have a loose arsehole mate, something dreadfully wrong with you i think
petite women with flat chests and no pubes. Mmmm
>>199963422never done an involuntary poo in all my ears of boozing and druggerymust be something wrong with your insides
>>199963451'
>>199963430for me it's being kidnapped by them and developing an intense feeling of stockholm syndrome
anybody remember the 'might move to china' gimmique?
>>199963422HOWi 'm a massive alchie and have never ever shit myself>>199963450the rare agreement
>>199963451think you're describing a child
>>199963439none really taste that good straight up unitl youre a few drinks in
>>199963422have never shit myself when steamsleeping but have pissed the bed numerous times
>>199963439coconut rum
make it stop hate thismake it stop hate this
>>199963451ruh roh
>>199963475again HOW
what percentage of /brit/ is alcoholic
anyone remember that lad that got drunk and smeared poo everywhere
>>199963450>>199963454>>199963465>>199963475been doing toilet denial with my dom and I end up pooing my nappy sometimes but think it's made me incontinent
lunch
poo myself probably 3 times a week
>>199963463was extremely dire in all honestly
Had to shit in a bush a few times to prevent me from shitting myself after a few dodgy ciders, but never shat the bed
>>199963513got a tiny bladder and constantly need to piss once i've started
any good gimmicks from the past few yeasr?
thrown up in me sleep before after a long night of drinking, woke up covered in me own vomit, but never shit or pissed the bed
>>199963526stale roll undercooked bacon
>>199963564why cant you people just get through the day without imbibing poison?
>>199963439southern comfort
>>199963564bit dangerous
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice
i just want a comfy place to go on the internet. everywhere sucks though. like wanting to sit on a park bench but it's covered in rain droplets. reddit is, well, reddit. here is good but it's clearly intended for actual brits. no where i can 'sit down' so to speak.
>>199963535yeah that is a normal amount
proper muggy out today, back's drenched from waddling home with a backpack full of loot from Aldi
diamond league this afternoon
my cousin is getting married in 5 months and i've decided im going, it's gonna be my debut as trans infront of my entire extended family so we've gotta plan really hard to show up n make a statement
>>199963601why don't you start an /ausnz/?
>>199963584havent drank in months me, but i smoke like a chimney, suppose i am still imbibing>>199963594truly is yeah. was so drunk i didnt even realise it as i half woke up in bed. thought something was wrong but was still so drunk it didnt bother me enough to get up. thankfully by the time i was awake it was dry enough i didnt leave a bunch of vomit on the floor or anything
>>199963608do you have a......?
>>199963607corrr would love to put my little willy inside that
>>199963601i know what you mean lad
diego you sluggish swine
>>199963608i can get pregnant and you cant lol
>>199963608Good lad, that'll really ruin his fucking big day lol.
>>199963607Love watching them sprint and jump wearing nothing but sweaty knickers. LOVE it
>>199963553me too but i've never pissed myself >>199963564yeah i've done this twiceonce i thought i went out and got some food while blacked out befor ei realise it was sickyikes
>>199963450why is your arsehole loose?
>>199963607
never been able to get blackout drunk i just pass out or start vomiting well before that
>>199963626eh someone else can
>>199963564gfberg pissed all over me drunk in her sleep once
>>199963670think it's a genetic thingsome people are prone to others arenti very rarely vomit or pass out but i blackout regularly
Tuning in to Slug TV
>>199963659keep me poos in too long before i let em loose, then by the time i do poo theyre quite large. regularly doing this has loosened my arsehole quite a bit.
How do you get rid of a body without getting caught?
>>199963608>>199963647why are you samefagging your weird tranny fantasies fucking hell you are deranged
no hobbies or interests
>>199963702keep an eye on this one GCHQ
watching the bourne supremacy
https://youtu.be/8p6_VL00Vqk
>>199963715i like gaming and 4chan and watching football and watching telly
>>199963676aus is a small nation but we just take you guys under our wing x
funniest TV moment?for me it was when del boy fell through the bar
>>199963711bit of an arse maker of you and me there you are the lad
>>199963720good movie, i believe it started the whole frantic editing shaky cam thing. it fits the theme of the movie well
>>199963686no way it was an accident. NEVER pissed or shit the bed me, even when im very tired and cant be bothered to shit or piss before i sleep. ill wake up, feel fine for a moment, then it hits like a wave, need to piss NOW, yeah. feel like your body has some sort of "lock", doesnt allow pee or poo to be released while asleep. she mustve woken up, gone "god i need to piss" then just done it without a thought. its NEVER involuntary.
>>199963754
>>199963720might remake this film but change the last name of the main character to 'White'
>>199963754>del boy fell through the bar
>>199963755um
>>199963770And where did you get your Movie Studies PhD from exactly?
>>199963816his prolapsed arsehole
>>199963800BASED!
>>199963814does that frighten you
>>199963802White Bourne? That's a weird name, wouldn't work
>>199963564Alri Bon Scott
Sir Slug Starmer
A migrant housed. An expert trusted. A black man wanked off. A Britain built.
>>199963422I once woke up in the middle of the night after a heavy sesh, pulled my pants down and did a bit sloppy shit on my shirt that was on my bedroom floor.Thank god it was there or else I'd have shit directly on the carpet. I woke up and nearly threw up from the smell, I just bundled the shirt up and threw it in the bin.Never done anything like that since, I was about 22
Sir Peeper Hardon
Starmer is a poncey voiced lefty paedophile, but at least he's white
Gareth Sluggate
>>199963800i dont BELIEVE it!
SHAT ON A TURTLE
>>199963895>leftyliberal*
President Slug Biden
>>199963930out*
>>199963949scremaign
i have been "giving" the mouse behind the door (half) of an energy drink and i think he (or she) likes it c:
Boris Slugson
In my gay porn bed
donald slugLOL
>>199963971terrible impression
gen z boss and a sluggen z boss and a slug
>>199963971No owls.
Rorke having a life changing experience in Berghain...
>>199963889fuckign vile cretin
Metal Slug
new frank green and a sneaky slug
>>199963971I've been pouring the local duck some beer into his water bowl for weeks now. I think he's a proper alchie now lol
>>199964013leftypol not being let in
going down the slug and lettuce for a pint
got blackout drunk after 7 hours of nonstop drinking in Belgium and woke up in an ambulance lolthink I had at least 50 units of alcohol that evening
>>199964013KWAB!
Remember that Aussie lad that got brain damage from eating a slug lol
anyone remember sarah everard
>>199964047least deluded north american post
why do fags here think im thr mouseposter when we are (obviously) very different BUT the mouseposter seems cool and super nice
>>199964074No owls.
remember neknominate
slug and KETTY more like
>>199964074fuck off spain nonce you evil ghoul
Been in Fold probably more then 10 times in 2023 - without issue good vibe - safe inside - went back in 2024 completely different feeling new security + they hired someone to check if you “fit” at the door- this lady with red hair who check you first share a few words with the bouncer and send him to denied you the entry with a superficial reason such as "guest list" - "only regular" - "100% queer".You say hi but he plays it rough and nervous – who's been aggressive with you?Look techno is a culture that embrace everybody for the love of the music - feeling it with people around that you may have never meet otherwise – look at the biggest event with great vibe and happiness.I always been agreed to create a safe space and denied entry to intoxicated people or the one looking for trouble.But now it just make no sense, this is not about wearing a leather pants with boots, being dress full black with tattoos this is not Berghain. So now because you have a white t-shirt you don't fit.By applying such a discrimination at the door, you are not making justice to the culture, choose people for their music taste who can and want to all feel it together.I will then advice people to be really cautious because the place is remote not cheap in Uber – and a 2 AM denied entry it is another Uber to spend, and he takes time to come.Those new directions they are taking are not indicated on the ticket page regarding the dress code and expectation at the door – they only states 21+ and physical ID - you must get a ticket before coming and any decision they take at the door- they will not even look at your ticket, so it is around £70-80 for nothing (Uber + useless ticket).But of course, they are more than happy to keep the money of the ticket as a generous donation to Fold and their great entry staff!
>the hundred back on tuesdayabsolutely vile
on the train
>>199964125I'm sorry/glad that happened to you
>>199964090https://youtu.be/CTZyorJVeqI
all gays have that look about them and its disgusint
>>199964139mate what the fuck are you wearing
>>199964139paedo sandals
>>199964139most fashionable brit posterthose fucking toes omg
>>199964139omdz
>>199964168pants and sandals innit
it's zaturday
>>199964208you love this fucking image
>>199964204they're technically flip-flops because they have no back on them
>>199964156i've noticed the same thing lad, it's undeniable
off to the cinema alone
cymraeg gyals
>>199964139what brand sandals are those
Been previously as it was fine, great night. Since then I have tried to get back in 3 different occasions and I’ve clearly not fitted the look of who they want in the club. Those friends who did go in had mentioned it just seemed a different vibe from our first visit. It’s just a shame, it was great but it seems to feel as an electronic music venue, it’s above all the others. Better venues in London which are small which follow what I feel a good rave venue needs to be - come as you are, be as you are.
Has anyone here actually been affected by the global IT meltdown? I have not. All the shops I went to worked fine.
>>199964229yeah?
3 grand tax rebate fucking get in lads keemon Brilliant news
>>199964237great post
im not spaintard you fags
>>199964208arr bea
slug on the tyne is all mine all mineslug on the tyne is all mine
>>199964235alri sammy
wd40 wank on the horizon
>>199964235omg samuel.holland@outlook.com
>>199964139grandads coming to visit!
>>199964235OH NO NO
This is West Indies' highest total in England since 1995, when Brian Lara and Carl Hooper made hundreds as part of 692-8 declared at The Oval.
>>199964235SCREMASIGN
You know what my problem is? I've got a shit ton of bathroom storage and don't know what to put in it.
>>199964243some nordic ones, bought them at a health shop few yonks back
all gassy todayneed to get rid of it all
>>199964218...yh>>199964279such a fittie
What’s the craic
>>199964314usually if you press on your belly then you can force out farts lke squeezing bagpipes
might cop some sandals
>>199964208Wow that looks delish
>>199964274the lad re-swiping on her is actually the worse one here
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>>199964235going to email you a picture of my bollocks
>>199964235>[File deleted]TOO LATE LAD, ARCHIVE'S GOT YOUTOP KEKhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/199963341/#199964235
>samuel.holland@outlook.com
>>199964294brian laraELITE
>>199964294This is the post-Jimmy era and it's going to be grim.
had a 5 minute intermission to quickly lose $60 in online bingo, anything of note happen lads?
>>199963372they all look better heresecret product girl is underrated
good bait that was
>Trump is shot by AR-15Republicans: Let’s wear fake ear bandages to show how much we love Trump.>countless schoolchildren are shot and killed by AR-15sRepublicans: Let’s wear AR-15 pins to show how much we love AR-15s.
>>199964361>mark "jade dernbach with pace" wood being touted as the great successorabsolutely vile
>>199964359
>>199964361maybe this is the long-awaited return of west indian cricket
just witnessed someone posting or requesting personal information ("doxxing")
healthy food's too bastard expensive
Welsh ppl be like im run cumree
>>199964384Why are communists so obsessed with getting rid of guns?
>>199964367for me it's the new frank green and a sneaky link girl
Who are we /brit/? Who are we?
So let me get this straight. Old mate- fantasised about killing peaceful climate activists- talking about how ready he was for civil war- claimed he would save putin from a burning building over hillary, biden and aoc (as an american firefighter no less) - showed up to rallies to support someone who tried to subvert the peaceful transfer of powerAnd I'm meant to be sad that he's dead?I don't agree with killing people just because they think bad things, but why is it bad such a hateful piece of shit got sent 6 feet under early?
fucks sake lads... can't believe i've just done that. be gentle with me okay?
>falling for le fake dox
>>199964412That's it, just buy the Heron Foods slop lad.
>>199964424guns are tools of death and that's all there is to itthey serve no purpose other than killing other things
what are the odds!
>>199964430no idea who or what ur taln bout
>>199963383dinner plate pupils under studio lightingstatus: eccied out her gourd
>>199964430yeah don’t think anyone cares mate, not even sure who you’re mentioning
>>199964430Sounds based to me. Putin would save us from destruction if he was in charge
Yeah i’m a republican A 32 country Gaelic speaking Catholic Irish republican
>>199964424we aren't, you're thinking of libs
Love when someone doxes themselves
yeah i'm a republicana repeat publican
>>199964472he's a fucking idiot omg
Yorkshire tea is too strong for me
>>199964069it’s true
>>199964460So why are communist authorities so desperate to steal them from regular people, but arm their militias to the teeth without batting an eyelid hmm
>>199963405Miserable bastards are always cringe. See a bunch of girls making a tiktok and seethe so hard they give themselves nosebleeds. Its pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP87WipSm0
mental how i can go to coop (alderman road) and take what i want and leave the security guard CANT stop me but this is "illegal"
the more i think about it the more i realise that women saving the virginity for marriage makes sense
>>199963372need women demoted to second class citizens and property of their husbands pronto
Anyone here have kids or having kids? I'm 31 and don't want them, I feel no desire to have them nor see how they would benefit my life but I might change my mind in the future. Does it just sneak up on you and one day you want them?
>>199964526why do authoritarian regimes want more authority? is that your question?
Don't get why there are so few Irish flags on /int/. I must be the only autist on the island
Have never and will never click a youtube link posted here
sammy on suicide watch
>>199964511he's done it before you newfaglast time was on amazon
i'll kiss youcaress youshower you with my love :)
>>199964585island of shaggersall out shagging (women)
Never poo'ed the bed but I did go through a phase in Uni where I'd tense up like I was doing a poo when I was in that semi-awake phase in the morning. Would wake up in a panic, reckon if I had a round in the chamber I couldve had trouble.
>>199964556Sounds like Barmer is going to change that. Saw a mental figure about how shoplifting costs businesses 1.8 billion a year or something.
knew an egyptian lad who claimed he was a schizophrenic and would call anyone their ‘nigga’wonder what he’s up to now
Padam padam, you want to take me home
Mongs falling for a fake dox yet again
>>199964585Irish lads are all out playing Gaelic and nursing their hangovers on a Saturday morning Ireland is an island of extroverted shaggers
listening to PM dawn's 1991 classic "set adrift on memory bliss"VERY good song
>>199964594he's moving to holland!
Dadberg having a whinge because I didnt buy him any chocolate during the shop. Bare in mind he already has two bars of chocolate and a box of lindor. Fucking manchild.
Why do people get this big? It does look like tumors https://youtu.be/rBL6viIapuM?si=M8ig1YsXpeoDEQar
I neknominate rorke, Spaino and deegz for the ALS Icebucket challenge
going to hit thr wall with my hammer until the neighbour comes out then i can attack him this is the right thing to do
samuel desperately pushing the "fake dox" narrative
jay slater getting a state funeral
>>199964690No Mousey!
>>199964678good post
>>199964663>not becoming a muscle bull
please god let me pooi'm so bloated and gassy and i can barely move
>>199964704give him a posthumous knighthood
hahahahhahahah i had this last night! fuck it hahahahahahawho CARES if i get FAT? i'll drink to THAT!and rats and gats and hats are merely fancy thiiiiings,oh when i eat a bab n chipala, the driver i don't tipala,i really think it's just my favourite meal, OH YEAHOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAHI LOVE IT!and gues what lads..........i got doner meat, extra, in a container. YEP! to get it over the £15 rfree delivery. SO I HAVE MORE DONER BAB GOODNEES TO MICHAEL WAVE UP LATER ON!!!!!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"""""""""""""so, it's safe to say i'm going to be feeling pretty FULL, BLOATED and SATISFIED today and to be honest lads i dont CARE about the lack of healthinessi am so over it. i am over it like sharapovaso fuck it
like a plasterer's radio
Mad how the words rozzers, clobber and nosh come from gay secret underground slang
>Conservation chiefs say they will contact police after campers left a trail of destruction in the Lake District.>The National Trust was left with a two-day clean-up bill estimated to be in the region of £1,000 after a group discarded camping equipment, mattresses and clothing on the shores of Buttermere.>An axe was also found having been used to chop nearby trees and several fires had burned patches of ground.>The organisation said it would pass a number of online posts and videos believed to involve the suspects to Cumbria Police.>Potential offences include criminal damage and fly-tipping, as well as heritage crime as the Lake District is a designated Unesco World Heritage Site.ayo clean that shit up timmy
>>199964731kill yourself fag
jay slugter
putrescent sluglike creature
>>199964747NOOOOOOOWE CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE
jay slater sex arse
Sir Jay Slater
you truly cannot beat a 'bab
why are tories such horrid rude cunts?
jay slipper down the cliff
jays later
ja y? s'later
>>199964823omg ur obsessed sweaty Labour have been in power for almost 3 weeks
I walked in the corner body screaming dolo
G slater
>>199964731looks like shit that
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
2x bowl of chocolate shreddies in blue milk for lunch
>>199964897Are you accidentally looking in the mirror again?
jay slaterpaki shopnewsnightcock au vin
coor, looks better
>>199964925rather drink my dad's monday morning beery piss than this shite
>>199964925always think guiness looks dead tasty but then when I drink it it tastes like all beer (disgusting)
>>199964920We didn't start the fire, it was already burning when the earth was turning
>>199964925why is it brown?
>>199964897is actually a 9/10 kebab and thr chips under are lush you just can't see cos of the sauce all over it
>>199964944it's gone woke
I will drink the liquid bread!
your body next to minegotta make that sexy booty mine
Isn't it pretty?
Courage. Integrity. Knowledge. Aspiration.
>>199964953bloody woke mobfirst stopping me smoking in the pub and now turning my lager brown
Tits. Arse. Fanny. Thighs.
>>199964974Would snap it's neck like a twiglet
>>199963422Thought i shit the bed once but turns out my flatmate had brought me coffee to sober me up and i spilt it everywhere
How tf do balls produce spunk. Mad
had a shower, got my act* cleaned up*ACT: arse, cock, testicles
>>199965038balls are for storing pee mate
>>199964430Good riddance desu
>>199965070No one cares Herschel
studies have shown we need to get the oil just stopped
michael blackson
>>199965075omg iconic thanks for sharing
>>199964430Probably because he was murdered by a tranny chud freak for no good reason Dunno about you but I don’t think people should be killed just because of the stupid things they say or beliebe
>>199965006love them
>>199965082play that game
>>199965075Most smackable face I've ever seen
>>199964235Was it bait? Why would he/are sam post that
>>199963372need a 5'3 and an attitude gf
>>199965108who
>>199965140jay slater
>>199965108But he didn't believe in or say anything stupid
>>199965151that's SIR Jay Slater if you please
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp387p1zrgpo
Need the House of Slater on the throne
john mcafee
>>1999638004291
live in a shithole, quite literally the only blue eyed white man walking around sometimes
>>199964747Buttermere is really nice i went there recently. Its not exactly wild camping as youre like half a mile from the village kek
>>199965181KWAB. burn in hell, stupid cunt whore
>>199965131he cocked up. from the looks of things, he meant to post a gay person's face which supported his and the poster he was replying to's theory about gay people having "that look about them", but, without realising it, instead posted a screenshot of his EE payment confirmation page. presumably, he thought he had copied the image of the gay man he originally meant to post, but had actually misclicked and so, upon pasting into the 4chanx quick reply box, he actually pasted the screenshot containing his email address. had he double checked before hitting submit, he would have realised his mistake before it was too late. alas, it seems, he did not, and now we all know his full name.
>>199965216reckon if you move out it’ll turn into a utopia right quick
>>199964663>nooo don't push your body to the limit, settle for something less ahaaa xx
>>199965267erm actually it's samuel NETHERLANDS
not making the new this time
Drinkmaxxing
>>199965302>>199965302
>>199965267What can you do with a name? Bet there's someone here called Tony Albright too. So what?
>taking criticism from this gormless, sloth-eyed mouthbreathing freakyeah nah
>>199965253Alri ivan calm down
christ if i want to do this 6 month course, going to cost me 1600 because my concession status is "ceased" for some reason. part of me thinks theyve messed something up, part of me thinks ive messed something up, not sure which. either way, im meant to enroll BY 21/07/24, which is in an hour... does that mean i can enroll ON the 21/07/24? really wish i hadnt saved this until the last minute