Sitting down to a nice cup of coffeeHow is your saturday going so far qts?
WAKE UP
So let me get this straight. Old mate- fantasised about killing peaceful climate activists- talking about how ready he was for civil war- claimed he would save putin from a burning building over hillary, biden and aoc (as an american firefighter no less)- showed up to rallies to support someone who tried to subvert the peaceful transfer of powerAnd I'm meant to be sad that he's dead?I don't agree with killing people just because they think things, but why is it bad such a hateful piece of shit got sent 6 feet under early?
>>199965335in the hospital stillsaddesperatepessimistic
Finally stopped farting
>>199965844why do australians know who aoc is
>>199965907Your average Australian knows more about American politics than Australian, I say that unironically.
>>199966168That's because American politics have been hijacked by the media to be entertainment instead of professional.Australian politics are probably super boring, which is a good thing.
>>199965844Who?
>>199965234Good image, whoever suggested it must be a very smart and respectable person
I have awakened.I shall await my first poop of the day, and then shall go run errands (authors note: errands in this case means incelwalking until I get bored).
>>199965335Drinking coffee myself. Yeah today's okay.>>199965849Sorry to hear this.
for the incelwalker, don't forget to wear sunscreen and bring a water to stay hydrated.
>>199966289Australian politics be like>g'day mate, how many shrimp do yer put on yer barbie?And then they argue about which beer is better, VB or XXXX
>>199966761>sunscreenKind of gay ngl
>>199966824Enjoy looking 55 when you're 40
>>199966824enjoy skin cancer ig
>>199966761Nice, I saw this bun on my morning walk
>>199966921Meant for >>199966691
This fucking sucks. I wagecuck all year for this. It's over
I aspire to wagecuck. I’ve been unemployed for years now.
There are no jobs in canada
asked my gf if she would want to know if I was dying and she cried
can somebody make AI art of Jeffrey Epstein with Thor's hammer
>>199966843lol>>199966871lol
>>199967654
Just masburbated, listening to Bush War songs and pondering on great awakenings of humanity atm
>>199968628Humanity will never awaken, we're fucked
>>199968628fuck bush
I keep trying to get the AI to make Epstein with an egg-shaped thor's hammer but it dont work
pondering the mediocre sleepening of aliens
>>199968856
By God, we've done it!https://youtu.be/ykQfE2vAS6o
>>199968807Humanity as a whole won't, small communities will, like kibbutz, but common sense for jewishness.
penis cookies yumm yum
any smart ukrainians already fled 2 years ago
>>199968628>Bush War songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSb3nG4oTNQ
Annoying ass cleaning slaves woke me up. I hate hotels
Some people are made to yell and others are definitely made to yell at
been noticing more colourful spiders this summerprobably because of climate change
>>199969529I fuckin love hotels>A/C>Clean sheets every night>Cuck chair facing the bedOnly problems is they often have shit pillows
>31 degrees inside It's over
>>199970572get ready for 40C in the second half of the century
For me it's the humble heat pump.
>>199970313once you get bed bugs or roaches from a hotel you'll never sleep in one again. same with water parks and legionella
>>199970572Do you not have these in France?
feel like I’m dying
Days never finished. Master got me working. Someday master set me free!
I have no master
>>199970994Flag is Frog because of data provider. Im in Piedmont and being cooked alive despite the ac
>>199971178Piedmont... which state
I went to Piedmont High
I dont understand. My ancestors ploughed sand barehanded with worse heats. Why am I dying
SEND FUCKING HELPWHY DID I COME HERE
shut yo bitch ass up
Brown people do not give a fuck about the heat, that's why they don't believe in climate change. To them, polluted smoggy air and slimy rivers with 40 degree heat is just like home so why would they care? Environmentalism is the white man's burden.
>>199971302Go to Sweden
>>199971333melanin is an evolutionary advantage, whitey gets sunburnt and cancer
>Cash me outside how bout da-AAAACKAmerican women love BBC so much they'd die for it.
>>199971428hybristophilia, all women have it
I'm at the airport.Any funny pranks I can play?
Guten morgen
>>199971655looks like gsp but I could be way off
>>199971655re-enact that one mission in MW2 but with a watergun
>>199971655Buy a bottle of wine and bring it in the airplane
Might day drink today. Feeling a bit like it
>>199971951We need to stop before our bodies collapse.Past 25 years old we dont regenerate any cells anymore
Women of all races look ugly when they are obese, but some obese Latinas look like actual ogres
>>199972008wtf are you talking about
>>199972043Obese white women are angels
>>199971655use a frying pan as a drying pan
>>199971428Gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch with my socks
>>199972396Ok Tyrone
>>199972396t. Georgian
>>199971178Italy should have electric fans
barely slept last night because my mattress is shit, but the brief bouts of exhaustion culminated in some very strange dreams
I'm preggo
Imagine walking into a store and buying anything you like without looking at the price tag… Sigh…
>>199973455lmao these logos they were running with
>>199973455how would I have known? I was 6 years old
I hate women so much but I also hate the weak, spineless, slugs of men who validate the shittiness of women just so they can have a .001% chance of getting laid
>>199973516>doesn't know his own country's history
>>199973626I know more american history than you, by a landslide. I dont waste my time memorizing every single person who ran for office in the last 35 years
>>199973514Biden dropped out because he plagiarized a speech from some British guy
>I know more american history than you, by a landslide
>>199973576Found an old friend of mine’s reddit account. He’s a mod for some pornstar’s subbreddit, and he was calling people incels for not appreciating her content. Grim fate.
I love takis so much it's unreal
>>199973779poor guy, pornsick
>>199973824All you know how to do is eat hot chip, twerk and lie
Best soft drink to mix bacardi with?
>>199973671Tell me the history of Spanish colonialism in Southern California
>>199973880Coke with a bunch of lime
having a cappucino double espresso
the best part abotu coffee is that it's good for you
>>199973907they had a caste system I cant remember the name of that basicall enticed the mexicANOs there or the spanish to try to marry white men/women, and built missions all over the state to indoctrinate the native americans into christianity all because some nun had a vision that they had to bring religion to the natives of [foreign country]. Many(all?) of these missions are still standing and we have to visit them and do projects about them in 4th grade, theyre actually kind of neat. Before being a gomorrah shithole full of nepotism and corruption, LA was just dirt hills and orange groves, hence how places like Orange county got their namesake Once """"mexico""""" freed itself from Spanish rule, they still held most of the state of what would be California before the spanish/american war, but they saw little use for the inland areas (possibly due to lack of mining equipment? I dont remember) and mainly stayed near the coast, which is why you see so many AZTLAN old blood mainly living along the coast rather than inland
>>199974001just gonna head to the in and out store and grab a starbucks one today
hello
>>199973779I've noticed that anytime people lash out at someone, there is a very good chance that they are projecting insecurities Like it's uncanny how often this happens and how often I catch myself doing it
>>199974143Amogus
british people talk funny. i think even they know this
>>199974105Thanks anon!I need to visit one of these mission sites
>>199974362Irish people talk even funnier
>>199973510I fucking hate this and noticed a lot more places don't display the price anymore. Independent convenience stores do this a lot where I live and I really wish 7/11 or someone else would put them out of business.
your mom talks funnier
hey
>>199974362they cant pronounce the 'ck' in schedule, its quite cute
Going to the dispensary makes me feel embarrassed to smoke weed. Why can't weed smokers just be normal
>>199974535hello
>>199974652Not legal in my state
>>199974362We speak well good innit
You know we went to war with Spain in 1898, which isn't that long ago50,000 Spaniards dead to American arms
>>199974648Apparently the British pronunciation is "sheh-jool" rather than "skeh-jool"But to be honest I think a lot of young Brits would say "skeh-jool" because we watch/listen to American movies, TV, YouTube, music, etc.
>>199974756shed-ule vs sked-jew-rool
>>199973880Also ginger beer and lime.
Feel bad for the 19 Americans killed during our invasion of Grenada in the 1980s
Lyonnaise potatoes
didnt ask
>>199974822I feel bad for the nuns and guatemallans who were slaughtered by the contras that reagan kept funding
>>199974873I haven't heard any scandals involving the CIA in a while, are they still doing evil shit on the scale they were before and we just don't know about it yet?
>>199974859phwoar! looks good
>>199974942who do you think orchestrated the east palestine trainwreck?
>>199974859>>199974822>>199974863>>199974873>>199974942>>199974969>>199974986hello. please give me (You)s.
>>199974942they stopped after they collapsed the Soviet union
>>199975011>>199975011>>199975011>>199975011
>>199975011chinga tu madre wey
>>199975015>9/11>pre soviet union collapse
stuffed turkey burgers on pretzel buns and kugel for lunch
>>199975024>>199975052thanks
Women want me
>>199975064why would they kill their own citizens
just sneezed bigly
what channels did you watch back in the days of cable?
>>199975173*hits blunt*
>>199975259cartoon network, comedy central, scifi, and sometimes the history channel
>>199975259cartoon network, nickelodeon, discovery (back when it was good)
>>199975259I was born in 2004
>>199975095Yeah, to go away!
>>199975259food network, cartoon network, National Geographic
>I was born in 04
we should remove mexico they dont even post here, they have their own general
Who /2006/ here?
sexo con cum
>>199974859Your thoughts on Dauphinoise potatoes?
>>199975517What would the name be
>>199975588I was already in middle school, you fucking zoomer
>>199975675cu
>>199975675/cum/ - Canada, United states and Maghreb
rate my hospital food
Why do redditors always say "let people enjoy things" when you slightly criticize something? Why does anyone not enjoying something mean anyone else can't enjoy it? I don't even mind if I enjoy something for the exact same reasons that someone else hates it.
>>1999759275
I dont care what redditors say because I dont use reddit
>>199975927it'll do
>>199975955redditors are busybodies
>>199975641looks good
>>199976019the supreme court ruling has oakland already destroying homeless camps along the freeway
>>199976025What do you mean by that? >>199976056What ruling
>>199976082supreme court says its illegal to be homeless now, or to even sleep in your car you can get arrested or fine
Sitting in the park by myself like a loser
>>199976110I think you might be stretching the truth of this decision, as there are still many homeless people where I live
>>1999759275/10.
>>199976082cant mind their own business and have to enforce imaginary rules in order to boost their own egoa and feel like they're in control and have the authority to tell others what to do and how to behave
>>199976145tell them its illegal
>>199976143whatcha doing there?
>>199976030Have you ever had them? They taste very good>Gratin dauphinois is made with thinly sliced raw potatoes and cream, cooked in a buttered dish rubbed with garlic; cheese is sometimes added.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gratin_dauphinois
>>199976145yeah honestly i'm not really sure what the decision said. i'm just going off what people said
>>199976209sitting
I deserve to die
>>199976143dont wanna be that one faggot that one ups other people's suffering but you could be sitting in the hospital alone like a loser plus chilling at the park by yourself is by no means a loser thing to do
>>199976233Lucky I asked you to elaborate instead of being retarded like you, eh Phew
>>199976209Just watching people and cars go by, this is the only day of the week I go outside
>>199976254i guess. i'm probably still right though
>>199976245no you dont
>>199976249>chilling at the park by yourself is by no means a loser thing to doHow so
>>199976285your probably wrong
>>199976320i doubt it
I jerked off really hard yesterday and I still feel exhausted and lightheaded
youre*
>>199976306you replied to the wrong post because im not what you called me
youir*
>>199976343nah
>>199976343Are you a woman
>>199976305see >>199976172you are not a redditor so you are not a loser
>>199976375Turkey would destroy your country in a one-on-one fight. Why are you even here?
>>199976399dumbass you know nothing about identifying women
>>199976399I'm a trans woman
I think the max I've jacked off in a single day is 3 times and I only did it once. I can't imagine how people do more than that
Duncan trussel is a soyboy, idk how anyone finds him funny or entertaining
>>199976413I have reddit account however
>>199976489Imo anything past 5 in a day is just for show
>>199976489I've been jerking off so much lately that the chemicals in my head make me feel drunkIt isn't even pleasant anymore
>>1999764893 times a day is regular for me
valmet
>>199976528or severe addiction
>>199976449id destroy you in a 1v1 pussyfaggot>>199976518do better anon
>>199976294Sensible post>>199976306Moronic post
>>199976590Help me be better
>>199976582perkele
>>199976590I would put you in a headlock and then dunk you into a vat of acid.
>>199976682looks like a different guy
i need a cast iron skillet
>>199976617dont use redditplay sportswatch baseball and anime>>199976672i would grab you by the neck with one hand and slam dunk you into a pool of lava
>>199976752have you considered purchasing one
>>199976769nah my roommate has one
part 2
>>199976759I'm gonna hire a caravan of gypsies to steal your cast iron items
I hate working so much bros
my left pinky hurts. you guyse told me that ups was gonna be shit and it kind of is.
>>199976856ill kill them all on my own with my bare hands and then send an Australian hitman to cross you out
>>199976842go on.....(what is that?)
>>199976900Are you a package handler You're union right
>>199976934chickie tendie but round
>>199976914I'm gonna corrode the stability of the geopolitical status quo and then your whole region will be plunged into chaos
>>199976936yea im the package handler
>>199976862Make that bread nigga
>>199977023i will not continue executing my master plan against (((them))) any further and leave the US to it's course to destruction
>>199976900what did they have you doing? loading the trailers?
>>199976900get fucked
>>199976842You know you shouldn't eat food wrapped in newspaper because the ink is bad for you?
>>199977179loading trucks yea
I'm a malicious stupid useless eater, and I deserve to be punished
>>199977261does it matter at this point considering where im at...
i worked at fedex before and all of my coworkers were rude crackheads
>>199977423Taking care of your health matters even more, considering where you're at
>>199977496anon you dont understandits over for me
>>199977536Then you better stop giving people advice in this thread
>>199977443there was a smell of weed coming from one of the gates here. delivery drivers must have it better
>>199977443Sometimes there's this fedex driver on my route who speeds every time has shows up and blasts music so loud you can hear it from the basement with the windows closed.
>>199977561on the contrary i should be giving as much as i can before i cant
>>199977592yes delivery drivers are almost human compared to package handlers
What would you do to me if I was the person you hated most and I was tied down in a room and completely at your mercy?
>>199977630What's wrong with you, then? Physically speaking
>>199977639harry potter movies marathon and rape
>>199977636how about you stop being a smartass?
>>199977716You would rape the person you hated most? I guess Slavs just think of rape as for the other person's harm, instead for their own pleasure
>>199977695dont wanna talk about it bud
"autism can be reversed" says scientist/s whos doing that for some reason or whateveri did some things today but will post about them later
>>199977763what if the person i hate most is a hot woman
>>199977783Post about them on /brit/Why are there no Mexicans in here? I'm a newGOD
>>199977639idk. i guess i'd make you fill out surveys online for money
but i mean yeah rape for my own pleasure thats weird i wouldnt enjoy raping someone
>>199977818I never even considered that possibility
>>199977842some chicanos are known to post here. mex flags pop in every other day
any crack fiends here looking for that rock
>>199977639make you ride a bike to generate electricity
>>199977846>>199977968I would probably enjoy both of these things more than my current life. Fuck you
Why are 2D women more attractive than 3D women
>>199977907so is it that you become my most hated person or each of us adjust their answer based on who their personal most hated iswhat would you do anyways?
>>199965234brazilbro get on sm64
lol
>>199977842bizarre post
>>199977764GRID?
>>199978029i just woke up, i can get on but i wont be playing yet
last time i made myself a meal was about a month ago
>>199978021I would be split in two, since the person I hate most is myself.The version of me tied up would have all my bad qualities, and the version that is free would have all my good qualities. I'm not sure what would happen after that
>>199978103i had to google that and its funny how you dont know im the designated thread hater of faggots
>>199975517Wrong!
>>199978158you would kill your bad self and continue living life as a perfect human being
if you're american what's your excuse for not being a wholesome big chungus aryan beast like nate from the outdoor boys youtube channel?
>>199978077I'm going to inject you with antifreeze
>>199978262brown
>>199978261But murder is evil. You see the problem here? My good self would have my bad self at it's mercy, but since it would only be able to do good things, it wouldn't be able to commit murder
>>199978110when
>>199978262My parents didn't raise me right
>>199978262i don't really want to be fat. i have patience, the current state of 400lb 5 foot bald men being sex gods will eventually end.
How evil is it to seek out and watch gore?
>>199978367like 40 minutes
>>199978452more pathetic than evil imo
>>199978367can i play?
>>199978466You feel pathos for someone who watches people die horrible deaths?
>>199978452Not that evil but not good.
>>199978347you said good qualities and a potential good quality is manning up and destroying evil (i dont mean kys)
everyone betrayed me (again)
>>199978499yeah anybody can join/CUM/BROS join - Super Mario 64 coophttps://sm64coopdx.com/password: intcumanyone wants to join download opengl version extract and run then drag and drop the sm64 rom filehttps://github.com/coop-deluxe/sm64coopdx/releases/tag/v1.0.1https://myrient.erista.me/files/No-Intro/Nintendo%20-%20Nintendo%2064%20(BigEndian)/
I wish the people in charge of making trailers were more involved in making the actual movies. Many times I see a really cool trailer and the movie itself is not cool.
>>199978557You don't get it. Watch Star Trek:TOS S01E05, "The Enemy Within" or alternatively, this short recap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tMVK42yQgIn a transporter accident, Kirk is split into two versions of himself
Who invited Mexico to this general
>>199978598sorry what's the second link for?
>>199978598alright i'll try joining
>>199978562Same someone ITT reported my "I'm trans btw" post, wtf?
>>199978730the link to the rom, you need it to play>>199978749ill start hosting
>>199978730that's the rom downloads site, just look up super mario 64 and download the USA version
Lot of Mexico slander ITTNext thread should have a cool Mexican image in the OP
>>199978701cant im in a predicament
almost 64 defence so i have that prayer in a minute and then the prayer after that at 70 defence
>>199978787then just drop it into the opengl folder?
>>199978783i'm stuck on the joining screen
when I die I want my ashes smuggled into the US to spite them one last time
things i never lose: >my cigarettes (rolled) >the will to have a wank >the fear of not wanking>kicking ass fights >dick penis
how the fug does multiplayer mario 64 work
>>199978955let's try later when brazil bro is on
>>199978948open the exe and drop it into the window>>199978955close it and reopen
>>199978948no, just open the exe and drop it in the window, it will tell you, you need to get the rom out of the zip
James Tiberius Kirk is my hero. Picard is gay
I want a job working for the glowies but I'd have to either move to the east coast (puke) or be a veteran
Someday there will be no /cum/
extreme paintball veteran
>>199978598private lobby pass doesn't work
>>199978598is the server opened? getting no lobbies found
>>199979334>>199979324gimme a second
>>199979062says failed to import
>>199979324>>199979334try now
>>199979384did you extracted it out of the zip? rom file should look like this
>>199979419I see the 4 man lobby but
>>199979506>>199979506>>199979506
>>199979419i'm getting failed to connect too, what did you do last time that fixed it?
>>199979441yeah idk why
>>199979615ok i managed to connect after runnning the exe as adminstrator
>>199979610>>199979615close and reopen, I already had someone able to joinJust wait when it says connecting
>>199979656>>199979687yea i'm in
