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>>199972423did you check the catalog?
>>199972476We don't stan datesluts here lad
>>199972423Limewire, eh? Lots of stuff on that Limewire. Lots of stuff.
>>199972510was nothing there on my machineeither way you shared yours at 309it's ripe for deletion
>>199972528system of a down - ocarina of time.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xfZhEyHJdI
>>199972550was posted at 310, actually
Seeing an Irish lass atm and she's basically grown up on a pete bog without social media and not having seen loads of films and that. Properly clueless about most stuff, but in a good way mostly. Is it really like that over there?
>Puberty blocker curb has not led to suicide rise – reviewtranny poster imploding into a black hole
>>199972583those who can count realise it wasn't though mate
Another weekend wasted then?
eccies
just seen a little monkey feller eating salad with a knife and fork oh my days hahaha
any bible bashers care to enlighten me?
>>199972640i've got a chronic illness so i have no option but to waste it
>>199972640No, mate, no. As mentioned, hovel cleaned, and tomorrow will be at mummy's for lunch.Might even fit in a pre-lunch run, get the appetite up.
>>199972657For me, it's the Parable of the Wise and Foolish Virgins.
>>199972657I mean it's clearly a atheistic parody of Christianityprobably some fat lonely game designer
>>199972670let me guess, it's some sort of made up mental illness
keep getting sweat rash on my ankle from wearing thick socks all day at work, then panicking that it's scabies
>>199972700i have brain damage and can't sleep nor feel calm
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
>>199972736*blows my rape whistle*
>>199972603your thread is shit and you should feel bad
send them all back i say
>>199972736*chins you straight into a coma*
>>199972772those trees look shit. is this a nintendo ds game?
jesus christ be praised, henry
>>199972784Huh, ok
>>199972784lovely
>>199972772why is this medieval soldier speaking in modern english?
>>199972596Are you black?
>>199972792They look well better than that if you're not playing on a toaster.
>>199972784phwor
>>199972784oh my science
what word?
>>199972846N
>>199972846politics
>>199972846if i write it i get a three-dayer
>>199972846defence
>>199972784luv wimmen with curly hair
>>199972784This is fucking hot
>>199972784Had a Geography teacher in secondary school that looked like this...
>>199972784I don't remember this episode of corrie
>>199972865
>>199972846Fear
>>199972846let me guessracism
Actually going to kill myself when the Xbox 360 store closes downIts like a part of my soul will close down with it.I will never be the same person after this event.I have 9 days to buy as many Xbox 360 games as possible and then i will kill myself.
>>199972917grow up
The ChaseThe RapeThe Pillage
>>199972925Don't tell me what to do
i'm gay arse rape
why does british chinese food look so horrible haven't had a chinese in 2024 thus far, me
janny janny you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mindhey jannyuh uhhey janny
>>199972846BBC
Imagine if Bradley Walsh went back in time to 19th Century Edinburgh and got stuck there and had to make a living as a graverobber and then was cutting out people's urinary tracts and whatnot to sell to nutty professors doing urology research and then he tries to go public as a firm called Bradders' Bladders but that just draws attention and the police realise he's the one who's disturbed hundreds of graves over the prior few years and he gets arrested and shipped off to the penal colonies and dies in obscurity in New South Wales? That'd be mad af that
>>199972967it's just carbs
>>199972925no
feel like SHIT
>>199972984
>IDF fighter jets target oil refining facilities, energy infrastructure in Yemen's HodeidahAl-Masirah published footage alleging to show the aftermath of strikes on the refinery.
dinner? sorted
>>199972984Need this as an ITV drama.
>>199972986honestly, correth spaiffings
>>199973051>correth spaiffingsRight Honourable Member for Aberdeen North?
imagine eating this good
indian food is leagues ahead of chinese food
>>199973095i'm not allowed to run in a general election
>>199973131the one on the right got blacked
>>199973131the one in the middle kinda looks like kids doll
>>199973101tastes like 50 shades of beige and sugar
my ancestor
been posting in the wrong thread like a reet cunt
Chinese food in this country is absolutely abysmal, simultaneously tasteless and unhealthy in the most American sense of the word (synthetic flavour-enhancers aplenty). Sad that my countrymen are so inured to being served shit quality food that they gobble it up like starved little piglings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYKDUj5NGykCharles Veitch youtube video
just ordered all of these
Just ordered a chinky
scrandemonium
>>199973205>>199972550
>>199973167well yea a black mans plaything after all
>>199973205samesneaky de lads.
>>199973238herro I am your take array prease do not eat me even if I am dericious haha
Have it on good authority that Diego is secretly working on a revival of snooker-based quiz show Big Break
>>199973284nasty whore
>>199973294He's a fool, John Virgo won't return!
>>199973284lovely chebs
well?
Please get the GET for the King, tomorrow, 1 o'clock' in the afternoon.(I have insider info, so please don't mention it anywhere else)
How can we defeat racism?
imagine not liking a chinky
>>199973250I have never had a bean other than baked beansWhen people mock us for having beans with breakfast I'm incredulous because I don't even know what other type of bean there is
its Friday deeeeeeeeennnnnnnnits saturday sunday what?
>>199973210Why should everything be healthy? Sounds boring.
>>199973339she's deluded if she thinks she doesn't look british to begin with
>>199973336I would fornicate with this blue female
>>199973339yeah would tbqh
>>199973347you what
Went to the football but can't really remember what happened cause I was disassociating the entire time
>>199973348send them all home
>>199973361you've BEAN done m8 haha
>>199973387lad...there was no football today
drove my brother home last week and the BO is still in the fucking carhe's such a stinky cunt i stg
>>199973393Who? The racists?
>>199973348Ask your host for invitation before settling in his country. Don't just ask the jewish bankers making the laws, with the clear intent of killing the unity of the local working class.
>>199973397Too skinny.
>>199973424no, the brown invaders
feeling extremely anxious recentlyflee every auschwitz redofrenchman exclaiming "au revoir"fatty eating a ratatouille face each adverse realityfrowning emoji after replyfit e-girls are rapeablefigs eaten after ripening
>>199973419there has in Scotlanddon't worry lad, I often forge that scotch 'people' share our beloved /brit/ with us
Going for a chippy with my gay dad
>>199973419There was
>>199973416youre having bean for a laugh
scrantastic
>>199973379I know things. I'm currently at sub-quark level enlightenment.
i don't if i'm still just suffering from the effects of my constipation or if i'm genuinely ill but i do not feel right at allreally shaky and lightheadedhope i don't die all full of poo
>>199973485gwan lad get yer sosij battered by the big man waheeeyyy
His career was ruined by the scandal and he hasn’t wrestled in a single match since.
>>199973507What's all that green shit?
drinking rum
>>199973507sir elton on a mad one
Wanked myself into erectile dysfuntionDesperately need to stop
>>199973537seagull poo
>>199973555Sounds like a punk song
How many cans are we deep lads?
>>199973555samehow does it even happen?I don't even knowthink I might have prostate cancer and a twisted bollock though as well though tbf
>>199973393That's an option. But you have to have good relations with their country, like, not having invaded them recently. Else, they tell you to get fucked. (we have that problem with Algeria)Also what we do with friendly countries, is we send back 3 immigrants who killed french children. But it's too expensive (plane costs, cameras, 50 journalists, massive communication campaigns, security for the Interior Minister who obviously has to be there each time, etc)
>After the British Army surrended at Kut (in modern day Iraq), in April 1916, the Ottomans forced the British POWs to embark upon a brutal "death march" to POW camps in Anatolia, during which the prisoners were forced to march under the scorching hot sun while being deprived of water, food and medical care while constantly being whipped by the Kurdish and Arab tribesmen the Ottoman state had hired to guard them; those who faltered on the "death march" were shot on the spot.[89][101] >In the evening, the men on the death march were given biscuits to eat and water to drink. The only reason why the guards kept their charges alive was to rape them and during the course of the death march all of the POWs were repeatedly gang-raped >According to the book 'Battle on the Tigris' by Ron Wilcox, Officers reported stories of 'young solders of the Hampshire and Norfolk [regiment] being repeatedly buggered by Turkish soldiers and sick men being buried by the road while still alive'. >One Australian who after return from captivity in 1921 went on a mad spree in Launceston (Tasmania) which ended with his taking his own life with a pistol. When the inquest was held his former commanding officer came from melbourne to give evidence ad stated that he had been "due to his youth and appearance, a particuar subject of foul abuses by certain Turkish guards."
>>199973523GWAH
>>199973523My mate honestly thought it was all part of a storyline at first
>>199972967That looks peng to be honest
>Twisted teen killer: How warped 16-year-old boy murdered baby in messy Derbyshire flat before smirking and swearing in chilling police interview despite shaking tot so hard he suffered whiplashhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13647159/teen-killer-murdered-baby-Derbyshire-smirking-swearing-police-interview-whiplash.html
Watching White Goldthe inbetweeners guys just act like their inbetweeners characters and don’t know if I like/find funny the main deano character yetSeems pretty formulaic for that period of british comedy
>>199973591one bockle of ale and a whisky sour thus far lad
this week's hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: Sacking old peers will lead to President Blair getting a 21-gun salutehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13654279/PETER-HITCHENS-Sacking-old-peers-lead-President-Blair-getting-21-gun-salute.html
ribbit
might as well just plop your hand in a bucket of msg and lick it off your palm
israel moving on to the next leg of their genocide i see
>>199973647GoodGet the lizards out as well
>>199973479yea tell me bout itAfter years of transcental meditation, I have finally reached entitlement. I see the fnords, and all that I deserved.
I don't believe it
>>199973669yeah thanks for that one NoContextDickhead
>>1999736694921AAAAAAAAAA
>>199973438would need a 12 inch mandingo meat missile at full erection to get past her cheeks
>pooner experienced 30 seconds as a male
>>199973660based
>>199973698Kys clueless cunt
>>199973647Hitchens, Blair hasn't been Prime Minister in 17 years. It's time to get over it.
*works Diego into a shoot*
>>199973602Genuinely bothers me that Turks didn’t suffer more of a humiliation after WWI after centuries of attacking Europe
How do you buy booze in a shop without feeling like a disgusting alchie
the white-browed tit-warbler
>>199973753There's no such thing as the Turkish race. They mutted themselves out of existence
>>199973768i buy a 4-pack of san miguel from the same girl every friday evening after workreckon she looks forward to our brief interactionsprobably the highlight of her week
>>199973678Paul-Claude RACAMIER
>>199973768Become a disgusting alchie, then instead of merely 'feeling' like one you'll actually be one.
petite women with flat chests and no pubes. Mmmm
>>199973837oh you're a woke
Chest day is the best day.
>>199973647Deranged boomer
>>199973768rotate through about 5 different shops through the week so each thinks i’m buying a normal amount of boozeberg and not going in each day to themalso get albanians on a bike to deliver me some from time to time
ktim
>>199972657at the top looks like adam and eve with archangel michaelbottom is Mary Magdalene washing the feet of Christ with her tears at the house of Simon
I’m unironically going to put a bullet in my brain if trump wins, I can’t take this shit anymore
israel dropped a tactical nuke in yemenhttps://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1814683560952861126
>>199973768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
>>199973924>a tactical nukecalm down
>>199973924grim that they're all cheering on this absurd waste of human life
>>199973678
>>199973899grow up
feeling depressed
>>199973523
>>199973924Fuck yimmy gon do?
>>199973924wish i was pounding ye men right now
>>199973961same haha
>>199973924That's not a nuke
would love to suck a cock right now
>>199973982
meet you at tickle cock bridge for a bit of hows your father
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
His mate is the new janny who bans everyone
>>199974023shieeeet nyigguh
reckon israel should bomb saudi arabia next
>>199974035
>>199974035why did you or whoever add the tranny part?
>>199974035leftypol on the ropes
>>199973678I edited a picture to make this picture >>199973957Of course the narcissist was the bald white male. And the "golden child" was his white son.Now it's the bitchy sister.Mossad BTFO.
>>199974023Thought we weren't supposed to look back in anger
OOFMADONE
6pm beers are upon us*does a little dance**does a little dance*
I'm a black gay actor in the theatre. By day, I'm in Othello. by night, I'm in a fella
>>199974057They edited it after this screenshot FBI told them to remove that fact to put off copycats
>>199974109how is it 6 o clockwhere has the day gone i wonder
>>199974058He was a republican.
Wonder Woman's stunt double, some interesting tattoos she's got.
>>199974130up your bum!!!!
>>199974116The (happy) Merchant of Venice. Saw that in a posh theatre and I was not ready.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>199974159He only registered republican to vote for Nikki Haley at the primary. He's a leftist
>>199974194Why though
>>199974171hiiii baby
>>199974161which one is the most interesting
Just witnessed political discussion outside of /pol/ and conspiracy posting outside of /x/
>>199974194rorke cope
>>199973647Absolutely BASEDPresident Sir Tony Blair of the United Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>199974208aheheheheheheheGA GA! GOO GOO!!!*vomits*
strange people these yemeneshttps://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1814693986973446263
>>199974197Because he hated Trump. Come on, join the dots up slowpoke
another round of bans incoming
*punches the /brit/ baby in the head*
>>199974249yemene yamal
If the murder of 40,000 - 180,000 Palestinians is a genocide, then what term can possibly be used to describe the murder of over 1,000,000,000 beings every single day?Infant lambs, taken from their crying mothers to be slaughtered for brief human pleasure. Pigs - smarter than dogs - kept in cages where they can't stand or move their entire lives - branded with burning irons, then electrocuted to death for human enjoyment.Cows, which should live 30 years, are kept raped and pregnant in the same manner as illegal puppy farms, they are hooked to milking machines, their children denied their milk, babies killed for veal.The dairy cow lives only 3-4 years before dying from their injuries from being constantly raped, forced to birth, forced to give milk, or from refusing to eat due to mental trauma.Chickens, even "free range" have their beaks cut off with a hot knife to stop them pecking themselves to death to escape the torture of being kept in cramped hellish conditions. Most "free range" chickens never see the sun.Male chicks are macerated - thrown live into a blender as they're no use for laying eggs.The RSPCA claims this is humane and instantly fatal, but hundreds of films by animal rights groups taken secretly shown such chicks surviving hours after being mangled and blended.This is the standard practice of the meat industry. By eating meat, dairy or eggs you support the above acts. Footage taken secretly from UK farms just last month shows piglets being beaten with hammers until they seizure, for the entertainment of the farm workers. Male chicks thrown at walls or stomped on until dead.Cattle punched and shocked with high strength electrocution rods for no reason other than farm workers joy at watching the animals pain and suffering.This never makes the news. Ask why.The RSPCA promises to take action when animal abuse is filmed - but this only means stripping RSPCA affiliation for a year with no actual enforced improvements.
another round of cans incoming
Picking my nose
>>199974249How bent is that ffs
>>199974249
Wish I was born a rich thirdie
another round of flans incoming
>>199974214I think you know
>>199974249sun drives people mental. my granddad served in Aden in the 50s and it only rained once in 9 months. not good for a Yorkshire man
Just got a pack of Brewdog Wingman because someone here said it was good. Doesn't taste like beer at all.
dont care still voting MEAT
ireland is just a cupboard that silicion valley stores their money in
don't care still voting حزب العيش والحرية
another round of plans incoming
>>199974249SCREAMING
>>199974345And that's a good thing. I want a comfy IT job
>>199974337Screaming, can't believe I made you buy that shite
>>199974337>sessionable IPAI genuinely hate anybody who describes beer as "sessionable"I say this as someone who likes pale ales
I'm voting for والت ديزني !!
Donald J. Trump
>>199974338Do you enjoy the sounds of animals dying? The sight of their throats being slit? The smell of their decaying carcases? Or is it just the eating of their corpse that gives you pleasure?Why do you normalise finding pleasure from murder when it comes to taste, but not for your other senses? Hypocrite.
another round of dans incoming
that obama creatureloathsome individual
even the kid from jurassic park is a tranny now wtf
>>199974412This is why you have no mates.
>>199974288I'm applying to work at a pig farm. Will let you know if workers get to hit them with hammers.
>>199974411you won't get one
>>199974461Chud face
>>199974482Bet
Glad Jay Slater is not alive to see Israel bombing more brown people
british niggas be like 'oh yeh its flying ant day' like its completely normal
Can you unfunny dickheads stay out of /cric/ Don't need you lot talking about me there. Keep it here
>>199974417Are you inventing people to get mad at again rorke?
>>199974431wanking myself to this post, give me another one for a climax
*goes into /cric/*
>set my height as 5'7" on hinge>matches are few and far between>set height to 6'0">suddenly get loads of matchesFUUUUUUUCK
>>199974337>Mellow tropical fruits, piney notes and sharp citrus aroma sounds like fag booze, but then again i like that sort of thing soo000
feeling very greedy and contemplating breaking my diet with mcgoyslop
Trying to stay sober for a week but its boring
>>199974503Fun ant fact: only female ants fly.Inferior malecucks have to wait down in the dirt while their Queens leave them.
>>199974532I wouldn't. Miserable shithole of a general, even worse than this.
>>199974498Get (a clue)
>>199974604Could maybe do with cutting down on the pies
>>199974570I'll drink to that
>>199974604would love to crawl up her arse and see what's what up there
chip butty
take the piss
fuuuuuck lads
>>199974632Too many carbs
>>199974604_____ ___ ___
>>199974632a classic. with a bit of tommy. yum.
>>199974604corr we could go on incel walks together
>>199974639foy
>>199974635Immediate red flag. Find somewhere else.
>>199974604How is this possible, I get uncomfortably full and bloated after a bit of toast
>>199974637why have you posted your to-do list?
>>199974637Can see her winkle
>>199974685most flats have service chargessick of it
>>199974637not surprised she turned frenchie straight
Why do so many men like obese women
all the nice flats near me are for over 55s onlywhere are people who actually work meant to live
>>199974724weird looking fleshlight
>>199974724*smashes it into a pulp with a metal rod*
cat's done a wee on the bedffs i'm too ill to deal with this
>>199974676fat
just ordered a quarter pounder with 9 chicken selects and a chocolate milkshakethen I'm deleting uber eats
>>199974774
>>199974788Janny, slice this cunt into one million pieces
>>199974788????
>>199974770hes nervous :(
>>199974788wow
>>199974781murderer
brabley
janman, show mercy, I beg you
EARLY
crabley
>murderer
>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407
>>199974835EARLY
>>199974845just like jeremy vegan
>early thread>nonce edition>jannny slacking
The actual new:>>199972407>>199972407>>199972407
>>199974788
Poster below me is gay btw
I'm gay
>>199974883Using this one ok!
