William Warham edition
>>199976794i dont mind when you make the threads
steaming as a rocketthe guard, good movie. Good movie.
tempted to get out the p-shop for a bit more boozeahol
>>199976844I knew you loved mePlease be a benevolent master
If I was a mod I'd just ban belgium on the spot every time I see his posts.
>>199976868got 4 cans of carlings alcobooze which i shall be imbibng shortly
>>199976889High grade clapmeat for nubians
still not voting for a convicted felon
>>>/pw/15281992
>>199976868mad how alcohol is illegal in muslim countries but paki shops are all absolutely jam packed with the stuff
>>199976889She's bbc only btw, never filmed with a white boi
Get me clive warren
>>199976922KWAB
>>199976908Face made to be slapped around by a 13 inch mamba
No cans inNo bokkles inWhisky it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ACmilKYFo&list=PLPaztBWnatcgoDxd01rNc8KRLO2zoCaCG&index=2
browsing adultwork not sure what kind of prossie to get
>>199976973Get a tranny
>>199976941Even if she did dat lil whiteboy aint never getting past dem swc blockers LOL
>>199976973orientals are easy. but dont get a prossie on a Saturday night
>>199976956going out shagging tonight or just staying inside and pretending to be black online?
anime
>>199976868the gay porn shop for a bit of gay porn booze is it me laddo?
Rorke and the sweltering summer of 2024.
anyone ever used one of them CV writing services
>>199977020>going out shaggingthere's a first time for everything
>>199976941Big British Cock (white)*
>>199977050just write your own
porn and wanking completely destroys my sex drive, I don't get how normoids shag whilst still wanking
>>199977070Bit of an oxymoron there
are keely will bring home that gold
>>199977038KWAB
>>199976994l dont want HIV>>199977012what do you mean by 'easy'? l'd prefer a white one and nah not thinking tonight maybe this week
What are the must see things in London frens?
Why haven't you found a trad wife and had 8 kids with her?
>>199977028
>>199977083you probably have a hormonal imbalance due to poor healthgo to the gymgo for runseat betterstop drinking beer
need a bfto love, cherish, kiss and hug
>>199977083been wanking and watching porn for probably almost 20 yearsdont know how to stop
>>199977089What type of non-white 4chan incel are you?Browncel, Jeetcel, Blackcel, etc?
>>199977020>shagging spainfreak could never
want to buy some whiskey but I'm terrified of being seen in the shop with it. been kept in this deadlock all day and I feel like crying
>>199977078i have but it's shitenot good at those things
>>199977116clapmeat
>>199977113the burnt out police cars that the brown rioters set alight
absolutely hammeredtaking vocaroo requests
Become a big, bulging muscle freak.Lift every single fucking day.Protein to pack on the pounds of muscle.Bulging, virile, muscle bull.
>>199977149maybe its for the best x
sex is pretty boring if you've spent your teenage years and most of your 20s wanking to pornunless you want to delve into weird fetishesbut the people who are into that crap are all weird overly enthusiastic jack black types who just seem suspiciously positive about things too muchgives me the ick
spaino is such a little timmy
>>199977177yeah vocaroo you hanging yourself, ta
>>199977143>whiskey FOy
>>199977116Should have aborted the 3 timmies and bred more future white meat
>>199977177scream the n-word over and over again
he wants an asian gf from northern california
>>199977182*girls choosing a 9 stone twink over you*tee hee, sorry anon xx
>>199977207You’re such a vile creature I sometimes wonder if you are possessed by some sort of low level lust demon
>>199977182TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
>>199977129arent we all
JOIN IN THE CHANT
>>199977099she was great todayreally hope she gets it
>>199977130I'm just sick of doing it, I've never tried to get a girl before because wanking numbed me to it but now that I've gone a week without I'm dying to have a female
work full time earning above average salary for the area and still can't afford to rent a 1 bed flat here this country's fucked
>>199977225>northern californiawow it's fucking nothing
Playing Super Mario Wonder with the Mrs x
>>199977099for me it's femke bol in the hurdlesshe cute
>>199977109easy. not much chit chat. they will give you a massage, suck your knob, put a condom on you, then spread their legs for the old in and out. they will speak in and understand basic instructions. for example commands like "doggy" will be understood. all orientals operate the same way and its easy.
>>199977305There are Sasquatch there lad
>>199977305>so many national forestswe have nothing here
>>199977256Filter it and move on. Let him talk to himself
>>199977303*imports one million more pakis and privatises air*
THIS IS MYBRUTALITY
>>199977293haha yeah I try to warn late bloomers about this but once you get a taste for real women, you can't really go back to just wanking to porn
Think I could soundly beat up anyone from /brit/. Doubt any of you are bigger, faster, or stronger than me. I get the sense you're mentally weak as well. Don't think you could take the pressure of being hit.
so are all american actors just demonic freaks then?
purchasing some gay pornography
>>199977201>>199977211https://voca.ro/16fSXCVAzbmo
>>199977361loads of blacks and pakis here now cos councils up norf ship their scum here
>>199977113parliament + westminster abbeyst pauls cathedralthe national gallerythe british museumthe whole west end area around soho/regent st/piccadilly circus/covent gardeni love the city of london itself (the square mile) as there is so much history crammed into a tiny area, roman ruins, 17th century churches with new skyscrapers
>>199977113Depends what you are into but obviously things like British Museum, National Gallery, etc.
>>199977401yeah?
>>199977400
>>199977143nobody will notice you or give a shit
>>199977399ive been doing labour work since i was 11 mate
Why don't kids watch or play cricket these days? It seems to have gone from a universal game beloved by all to a game followed and played by posh private school kids and south asian people
>paying to have your life essence taken from youyeah?
>>199977399Ktim would immediately crumble if anyone laid a finger on me, spend pretty much the whole day sat on the couch playing video games you see
>Population growth ‘masked’ Canada’s ‘recession-like economic backdrop’: RBCmind = blown
>>199977474>played by posh private school kids and south asian peopleAlways was.
>>199977143do you have anxiety or decision paralysis?
>>199977344l see. Dont find orientals attractive unfortunately. Are white prossies more...difficult?
>>199977343yes
>>199977399already knocked rorke out doubt you want any of this pal
>>199977474>a universal game>cricket lol
The last eleven American presidents have been born in different states.
was Shaun from Shaun of the Dead middle class?
>>199977494No, it wasn't. In the 70s and 80s it was as popular as football. You had the cricket season and you had the football season
>>199977422>>199977431Thanks.>parliamentI recently went to visit our own parliament, was pretty cool to see all those people you only know from tv.
vocaroo requests remain open while I am drunk
>>199977474it always was the latter for the most part but going behind the sky paywall after the 2005 ashes win was a braindead decisionthat should have been the start of something huge
>>199977494It's a working class game in the norf
>>199977507and then she speaks and the boner has to fight to stay hard
>>199977527maybe in the 1870s
>Descending through the clouds of boiling sulphuric rain is actually the easy bit—the hard bit is not being cremated by the surface temperature of 470°C (878°F) or crushed by the atmospheric pressure, which is about 90 times that of Earth, the same as swimming 900 metres under water.
>>199977533Say I’m gay and have an extremely small willy
>>199977508me after doing some push ups
any deeply repressed man in
>>199977474>cricketDead white guy sport played by stinky Indians
heading out to amish country for a big bushel of peaches from based Eli
>>199977521don't see kenya on there
>>199977610rooooooooooooooorkkkkkkkeeeee
>>199977346>all the comments are yanks insisting bigfoot is a real thinghilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlRr_OfxZI
>>199977575never happenedearth is covered by a firmament dome and its impossible to leave
>be 29>31 year old woman is interested in me >my brain still thinks I'm 22 so I think she's a bit too old for me >remember that I'm 29when did I get so old
>>199977546Nah
>>199977575walking around the surface of Venus would feel like walking through air that's as thick as a pool of water.The pressure would feel equivalent to being 3,000 feet (914 meters) underwater. A "breeze" of a few miles per hour might feel like a gentle wave pushing you around at shore — though it'd be hot enough to melt lead.
I would like a place I could call my ownHave a conversation on the telephoneWake up every day that would be a startI would not complain of my wounded heart
>>199977610This post is antisemitic
>>199977521northern state prez when
>>199977578https://voca.ro/1irUMguSwZG1
mad how huw edwards still gets paid 400k a year of MY taxpayer money
Bored out of my fucking MIND here lads
>>199977503They can be. A lot more subtleties and nuances to white women. I'm not really into orientals but whenever I get back into punting I see an oriental because its easy. The most difficult thing is picking one from the ads thats not a bait and switch.
>>199977646she's too old for you
>>199977712
>be 29>31 year old woman is interested in melol just kidding
Got half way through a wank then lost the will and gave up
The gf
>>199977533American Pie
MPs defecting to the magpies partymagpies will form a government forUK
>>199977521why does Biden list worthless solid-blue Delaware as his home state instead of big and purple Pennsylvania?Home states traditionally give you an advantage, as shown by Mondale in 1984.Just a weird decision desu.
do you think hes sentient?
Australia, but I wouldn't be surprised by similar figures for England
>>199977718lnteresting, thanks. l'll probably just browse and end up deciding its not worth it.
Going to miss /int/ post 200000000 because I'll be sleeping.
>>199977776he did better than me in school so maybe
>>199977814Born in Canada
>>199977646You should always aim for a women 5 years younger and 5 stone lighter than yourself.
David Floyd George
The University of /brit/ faculty.Theology: DiegoPolitical Science: CommiemongEconomics: MikeyComputer Science: MihaiHistory: 2016mongMusic: VocarooladGender Studies: EmployedWomanLaw: MousenonceEast Asian Studies: SuposterTourism: SpainladIslamic Studies: PoleabooQueer Studies: Oxford BenderDrama: BradleyposterOenology: CansladChemistry: Mousey
>>199977712>>199977745ummm ok. You win the internet for today kind gentlesir!
Queers Park Rangers
>>199977856nah younger women are all autistic virginstoo much effort
>>199977874all me
>>199977776Who cares he fucks yt girls likes this
>>199977874omg studying theology under deegz
>>199977786It's worth it. I've had some great times punting.
got the runescape on
nwo 4 life
>>199977919his gf is black
>>199977776not allowed to say lest the janitor cast me asunder
>>199977777
>>199977940This post is one of major reasons why I like and appreciate Reddit as a discussion forum much more than 4chan..
zoomer women don't approach men
>>199977939Keyboard could do with a wipe down
i'll be saying the n word soon
>>199977939are you playing dmm?
>>199977856>5 stone lighter than yourselfSo a 5stone2 woman...
>>199977939Holy based
>>199977893heaven forbid an autistic virgin might get in a relationship with an autistic virgin
>>199977776reckon his only active thoughts are sex ball sex ball sex ball sex ball kick sex kick ball sex kick ooooooga booha
if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
Saka doesnt really fit the 'pacy ngubu' meme but rorke doesnt watch football
most powerful woman in Britain and I bet 90% of the public don't even know her namemad
is 5 stone heavy or light for a woman
>>199977953Wronf
>>199977776He's thick as mince lol. My girlfriend was at school with him. She was in an advanced classes and was tasked with helping the retarded kids with their studies. She went to his house every day after school for months and did all of his coursework for him. The teachers basically gave him a heads up on the exam questions. He was coached into getting A*s and As
>>199977646Give it a go.Can't relate though, I'm 33 and my gf is 26
>>1999780525 stone is skeletal for an adult woman.
>My girlfriend was at school with him. She was in an advanced classes and was tasked with helping the retarded kids with their studies. She went to his house every day after school for months and did all of his coursework for him. The teachers basically gave him a heads up on the exam questions. He was coached into getting A*s and As
>>199978059Mad he's fingered her
WHEN YOU'RE NWO YOU'RE NWO FOR LIFEBROTHER
>>199978000runts should be with runts.
>>199978059bizarre fantasy
>>199977991My gf approached me
>>199978052if by woman you mean 6 year old then I'd say that's about average
the din dins
>>199977508>breaks his hand fightingClueless softy
>>199978058me on the right
>>199978059Good bait, but shan't be falling for it
>She went to his house every day after school for months
tell me more about bukayo saka's gcse years my real girlfriend
>>199977998played yesterday just to swap while the rates were good but thats all
>>199978051that scran looks good
>>199978052Women should at least be 8 stone 5
>>199978058this is what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
sex gang
>>199977767https://vocaroo.com/1hS3T5LiEOsT
Hello, fellow white people
bukake spaker
>>199978051I've fancied her for yearsso happy my dream woman has made it
>>199978059Common story with athletes, especially working class sports like football
>>199978051lasagne bred AND chips fucking rank
One post closer to >>200000000
>>199978175Look like a premier inn 'sagnat. been to a lot of premier inns
reckon i might win the gold medal for cooming
had a week a way and thought I'd check in. same old images, same tired gimmicks, same boring incels isn't it. I've outgrown you lads, there's a whole world out there
>>199978192awful. what accent do you have? sounded scottish
can't wait to see who gets the 2 billionth post
>>199978177Women should be about 600lbs, aka 272kg or 42 stone. Anything less than that is not a real woman.
>>199978265and yet you choose to check in on a Saturday night... curious
I don't believe in anything
The Nokia 3210 has been re-released.
>>199978332BasedWe must return
>>199978192whispering so mumberg doesn't hear you
>>199978299When will it happen?
>>199978098Black people in America? That's not gonna work for me brother!
>>199978328Alri victor meldrew
>>199978052Women should weigh about 8-12 stone.If she's less it's a child or a midget, if she's more you are pierce brosnan
>>199978353hahahaha
>Severance Season 2 finally has a release dateIt only took them 3 fucking yearswhy do TV shows take such absurd breaks now?
Back of my ears reek of stilton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ife6iBdsU
>>199978241For some unknown reason Northern scum think garlic bread goes with lasagna and they eat chips with everything.
>>199978332>50 day battery lifeKino
Irish diaspora giving you a handy
NWO Wolfpac was one of the best face stables ever.
>>199978300Hello
>>199978328most principled atheist
>>199978051that lasagne is triggering my italian autism
rorke coming different
>>199978441damn righti liked 98-99 face DX
>>199978443
>>199978420>thinking Italians don’t eat bread and pasta in the same dishBro thinks he’s cosmopolitan but he’s never travelled lol
>>199978332>re-releasedAs a globohomo phoneIt missed the point
>>199978397severance was shit anyway
I'm hacking into the mainframe
>>199978274trying to do my Employed Woman impressionstill taking vocaroo requests, still steaming
rorke went woke
Three nice pints (alone) in the beer garden
yeah rorke definitely wouldnt enjoy Those About to Die. 3 black characters and several gay scenes.
Never understood the cult of personality around John Lennon. He was a hippie cunt who refused to acknowledge his son
>>199978378>12 stone.Im not even 12 stone what the fuck what the fuck how could a woman be 12 stone if she's not 6 and half foot tall
>>199978532>wouldnt enjoy>several gay scenesoh he willhe will
>>199978527woke
>>199978527>drinking alone>in a pub of all places>on a saturday night of all nightsholy grimoli
>>199978397That show was hit badly by the writers strike iirc
>>199978541How much do you weigh and how tall are you?
>>199978527lol this is me
The CK2 save ladsI'm Jorvik
>>199978485Globohomo, how?
>>199978547Rorke fuming and demanding a recount
>>199978537He only cared about his Asian son
>Woman is the BLANK of the world
>>1999785909 stone5'7
>>199978604i play ck3
>>199978569Drinking in a pub of all places? No wayy
>>199978635>Heathermidget
>>199978590I'm 6ft and 11'4
>>199978604anglo saxons got put in a spliff
kiss him on the head for 56 million?
>>199978613It doesn't have the original simplicity
>>199978675anti white comment this
>>199978541Not everyone has your lanklet genes. There are plenty of women who have slightly heavier frames but are in good shape. I like tall girls (5'10+)Some men like chubby girls. It was a rough estimate.
>>199978660Close to me. I'm 6ft1in and 11st8lbs.
>>199978699fuck no
>>199978699..yh
I'm BAAAACKAnd better than ever
today's scran so far>pizza>cheddar and jalapeno loaf (with butter)>2 packs of ramen>mixed kebab and chips
>>199978699would volley this wee rat into the stratosphere
>>199978746me 2x fish and chips1x large margherita pizza
>>199978746
I'm 6ft and 15st 7lbs
haven't smoked a joint in 3 months but brotherberg has left his weed here, shall i have a little zooter
poo_dildo_6.png on the 'rit/
>>199978699I want to kiss him, but can't afford to pay that much :,(
Neighbours are singing Cher in the garden
>>199978741alri eric bischoff
taking vocaroo requests de lids
>>199977760Yeah if youre black
>>199978782phwor love smoking weed
>>199978569Was with a mate last night but if you can't take yourself out for a drink you're a sensitive soul
>>199978776you fat bastard you fat bastard
>>199978839
>>199978814gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
gonna fuck the plaque out of your reduced cross sectional area pipe
>>199978823That's right
no i will not buy a 4 pack from a shop for £5-6, i will instead go to the pub and pay £7+ for a single drink
>>199978604gwan lad
thought the burgers i left out wouldnt defrost in time so made myself an emergency pie and chips. but now the burgers are defrosted so i had to cook and eat them
LA Knight vs Logan Paul at Summerslam ladsWho's going over?
>>199978877you fat bastard you fat bastard
>>199978892LA KNIGHTYEAH!
https://youtu.be/QRLnbOAQuQ8?si=6IMPVlY56uqEMeZm
6'3 and 22 stone.im working on it.
>>199978823Truth nuke
What's going on in here? I'm a Brit/pol/ regular which gives me authority over you.
>>199978900there are children starving in africa
>>199978855https://voca.ro/1lvuH8ig938P
>>199978926its giving incel
>>199978926fuck off josh
>>199978926embarrassing post
NEW>>199978949>>199978949>>199978949
>>199978922terrible body and tits LOLthe best black timmy can get i suppose :/
>>199978925kek thats my cock n balls
wait why was liz truss in office for only 44 days? she was no good?
>>199978939screamign
>>199978877
>>199978942>Josh self promoting
>>199978963Show us pics of the girls you've fucked
