sorted edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETm-hildOo4&list=LL&index=1
>>199983181I'm a big fan of Sam Hyde. Very much enjoy his content.
>The first day of the Somme was the deadliest day in British military history – of the 57,470 British casualties, 19,240 men had been killed.
I just turned 18 and i'm entering my senior year of high school in september. I have severe social anxiety, which is not helped by the fact that I basically have a micropenis. I've been severely bullied since as long as I can remember.Just over two months ago during swim class two of my bullies attacked me when the instructor had left and tore off my swimsuit in front of my whole class. Then they threw me naked into the pool where I had to wait several minutes before the teacher returned and got me a towel. They all saw it. The entire class, including all of the girls. The guys who stripped me got suspended for a month. That's it.I missed a week of class, but my parents made me go back to school after that, and I had to endure a month of absolute hell. Everyone was laughing and gossiping and taunting me, endlessly. Several times I just burst into tears right in front of all my peers.In order to be excused from gym class next year, my principal told me that I need to get a medical exemption. Which means that I need to get an actual medical diagnosis of micropenis from my doctor. I have an appointment for my medical exam next week, although I'm sure he'll say that I have it. My bratty little sister thinks this whole thing is funny, and im sure that's she's going to tell everyone in her grade about my medical diagnosis.I just can't take it. There is no way to transfer to another school, there is only one high school in my area. I just can't handle any more humiliation and trauma, and I am terrified about what my bullies will try to do to me in senior year.I just feel like there is no way out, and that I don't want to not live anymore.
watched this flick recentlyperson in front of me in the cinema was crying
arsed it all up
mad how the girl I lost my virginity to married some ugly old brazilian dude lol
Tried to get into reading books for the past couple of years and I honestly think it's a scam. Only enjoyed a few out of like 30 I've read in that time
*wakes up*Mmm good morning*gives you a little kiss*
>>199983244"if you were a bird i'd be the branch" was peng af ngl
>No One Believed Him, So This Student Secretly Filmed His Own Sexual Assault
Nicotine makes me feel depressed
ktim
pov: you tell clairo you love her
> Philip Richards, 43, left clues police were able to use to link him with ‘stubbornfly’, including sending images of his back garden, his children and a picture showing he was at a Halfords store on a particular date.>Yesterday, Friday July 19, Richards was jailed for 13 years and four months, having previously pleaded guilty to conspiracy to supply a Class A Controlled Drug – 5kg of Cocaine and 22kg of Heroin, and Conspiracy to supply a Class B Drug – 2kg of Cannabis, 675 Cannabis Vape pens, 2kg of amphetamine and 10 litres of Amphetamine oil.Moving 22kg of heroin and still needs that Halfords refund mental
>>199983229
>>199983217YOIRE A FUCKING VIRGIN CUBT GET A GRIP STOP POSTING
Do not rate the direction Bradleyposting has been taken
past rives
>>199983262good morning *shoves tongue in mouth*
>>199983261what ones have you read
>>199983262need this so much
if i chew this gum long enough i'll become a shagger
must be nice being in lovehavent been in love since probably 2016
Are any of you genuinely virgins? How old are you?
>CT man dies after being ejected from vehicle on Interstate 91
Lads is there like a really good AI chatbot I can talk to who can remember stuff and act like a friend
>>199983334I don't even get crushes anymore.
>>199983283we live in a society
work tomorrow
>>199983345twenny too
>>199983349ye it's called /brit/>>19998334534
>>199983345yeah Im 23
>>199983345i didnt lose my virginity until i was 19
love the feeling of having a crush :)
pissing on the gfs head
rate team irelandhttps://olympics.ie/athletes/#sport:all-sports,game:paris-2024
>>19998334526, my penis 4 inches when erect, about the same girth as my thumb.
>>199983334I fall in love with every woman who smiles at me a horribly affliction>>199983345lost mine at 25 but the damage has been done I think
>>19998334527I'm a nasty little virgin
>>199983282I'd 100% enslave her and keep her captive in my dungeon for my personal pleasure
>>199983349I use NovelAI to write really degenerate erotic shit. You can create characters and talk to them in adventure mode. You can give each character a backstory and a memory and link shit together.
Anyone smoked a pipe? Given up smoking now but gutted I never got to smoke a pipe
>>199983315>>199983326Uhhh I'm a guy, fuckin queers
>>199983415lol
>>199983380aint no way
>>199983345lost me viginity at 20im 29 now
Visualize.Your mouth.My dick.
>>199983445yes way
portuguese cock
>>19998334536
>>199983418who are you? her dad?
>>199983345Can't be a virgin, chubby Asian gf steals my seed on the reg
>>199983345I'm like a semi-virgin. I've had sex with two people but I don't count it. 1 was a girl and I was too nervous to get hard. 1 was a femboy who I couldn't penetrate because his arse was too tight.
Some VERY concerning answers to that post
one time i wanked so hard my penis felt like it was about to explode so i held ice cubes on it to facilitate the healing process.
woudlnt mind a little monkey matewould let him live in the flat and maybe go outside sometimes
>>199983479mad how this is the most pathetic response out of all of them
incel bedroom is particularly smelly tonight
>>199983523
>>199983523I'd spray a full can of lynx in his face just to see his reaction
>>199983495we're on an anime website on a saturday night, why are you surprised we're virgin freaks?
>>199983523thing about monkeys is they pinch your crisps
>>199983316A bunch>the twelve caesars (somewhat enjoyed)>the brothers karamazov>crime and punishment (somewhat enjoyed)>the late roman empire by marcellinus (enjoyed)>blood meridian>nihlism by seraphim rose (enjoyed)>genesis, creation and early man>the conquest of new spain by bernal dias (bit boring but good overall)>1984 (decent)>solaris (decent)>few shakespeare plays (only enjoyed julius caesar)>the great gatsby>all quiet on the western front>the heart of darkness>american psychoI'm probably missing more but the only one I genuinely really enjoyed was heart of darkness, I also liked the great gatsby a lot and the late roman empire and conquest of new spain were also good and memorable. Apart from that the rest were shit
Mental how literally all of this came true in the modern west https://youtu.be/rxUGlj6ogqk
thinking about going to tesco and getting a loaf of white and some hotdogs in a jar and scranning them with plenty of mustard and ketchup
>>199983551yeah fair enough
>tesco to install urinals in womens toilets to facilitate pre-op transgenders
>>199983551>saturdayit's sunday, love
>>199983581better get down there quick, they'll be shut soon
the power of lust
>>199983572he can eat my crisps :)>>199983549fuck off>>199983548he looks angry i dont like that
>>199983581Come home american man
>he doesn't watch animeOUTOUT NOWI'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOUMOVEMOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3
chimpanzees are vicious creaturesprone to random violencepeople try to keep them as pets and end up with their face ripped offmany such cases!
>>199983478If she were my daughter I'd let her sleep in my bed every night and cuddle up real close
Nobody in human history looks at sexy girls and recoils with fear and loathing on finding out they are 17 instead of 18
genuinely rather stay an incel than shag an asian girl unless she was a kpop star
Can you nonces shut the fuck up for a second I'm trying to concentrate
>>199983523>>199983628selectively breed them to be workers
>>199983653BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
>>199983641in the uk
choon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7m-70rQpqI
>>199983221>57,470 British casualtiesWhat an insane number. In 1 day? That is terrible. I will go and learn more about this because that must be a disgraceful shame on the entire military.
>>199983596
need some form of salty snack to accompany my alcoholic lager beer
just did this painting
best shag I ever had was a fat norwegian lass
qt english girls
>>199983663We already did about 400-500 years ago
>>199983578>no female authors moid moment
>>199983578I was literally going to reccomend blood meridian to youHave you read Roadside Picnic? that's a good one. We seem to have the same taste, so if I like it then you'll like it too probably. Its the basis for all the Stalker stuff, the film and the games.
>>199983641Hello Mikker
fallout is STILL in the top 10 on amazon, everyone loves our girl
>>199983706Tell me more, tell me moreDid she put a fight?
>>199983641You ever see how catholic school girls dress dude?All I'm saying is... dude... I mean... you just know...
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>>199983581sounds grim, have fun lad
>>199983298you mean sinister bradley? didn't like it at first, but he's carved a niche out
>>199983743Bug eyed English roses
>>199983743George Russell in a wig
>>199983743BLACK HOLE SUN
>>199983706i had a mildly fat protogf and the sex was very good
>>199983783>>199983784howling
>>199983602midnight>>199983618i wish
>>199983261i like stephen king and kurt vonnegut
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>199983581mate I've been debating going to tesco to get load of scran for the past 2 hoursevens I go, odds I don't, dubs I buy heroin
>>199983718I mean I liked blood meridian but I probably won't be reading it again. But I might give roadside picnic a try, I also might try naked lunch because I like weird psychedelic stuff (heart of darkness is kind of in that bracket)
>>199983771she has big cute eyes like anime
gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
>>199983743have you seen the shit on amazon though
>>199983743I liked her in Yellowjackets never imagined she'd get bigger than that. Fallout's hit status still surprised me.
>>199983743shes really kayoot
>>199983298me neither. then you get idiots like >>199983769 who decide s it's been happening long enoug that actually it's based. same sort of people who now rate mousenonce.
>>199983745nah she was just really engaging during sexlike she actually wanted to be fucked and not just going through the motions
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
>>199983826new frank green and a sneaky linknew frank green and a sneaky link
Pick one
>>199983818Get me a magnum ladWhite oneNon of that brown muck
>>199983825Shut the fuck up Heathermong lmfao
>>199983825wonder if shes ever taken a wee wee in her mouth or on her face
>>199983805cat's cradleproper good book that
>>199983857redhead
>>199983837BOOdid that also surprise you
>>199983848I don't rate mn but tell me who's putting in more work than sinister bradley right now? Nobody
sisnitser bradley posting is satanic in nature
>>199983818corr would love some heroin
>>199983857easy clapmeats
>>199983837yeah shame she left after series one of yellowjacketssome peng tings in the show
>>199983884shut the fuck up moron
>>199983857#2 must have been filled with so much cum by the age of 18
>>199983848mn is the goat
All people against sinister bradders were fine when he was laughing at kicking and stomping that harry potter midge's head in and flushing him down the toilet
get the trannies posted
>>199983890no joke mate, I'm a genuine smack head. thinking of dipping my toes back in recently but it'll probably be disastrous. >>199983863what's your address and postcode x
>putting in more workFOY
Say what you like about the Sinister Bradley poster yh but he is putting in a proper shift with his gimmick style.
psa
>>199983920the better emma
>>199983900No you crybaby cuntYou don't like it you go and hide the sinister bradley posts then
>>199983958£5 says he is the same person as rubylad
>>199983937
girls are pretty
>Tragedy as beloved dad takes own life after falling into arrears over bedroom tax
>>199983920she looks a lot like a gf I had when I was 16, especially when she has her natural black hair
>>199983261I've read 412 books since the start of 2016
sat in my pants on the puter sucking on an ice cold beerits what karx marl would have wanted
>>199983988A man that dedicated only has one gimmick on the go at the time. I don't think they are the same person, ngl.NGL, you've got to respect the chief's dedication.
one of those days where i just couldnt be arsedgot up late, havent done anythingpondering what im going to do with my life after the summeraah
>>199984011ive read 413 books since 2016
>>199983989lovely ladies :)>>199983990tranny freak ghouls :(>>199983991lovely lady:)
cant believe ciaran was so mean to harriet
>>199983989send them to the worst prison...
>>199984000
>>199983823never heard of naked lunch. I'll add it to my list. I also like weird shit. I wouldn't say roadside picnic is psychedelic, but it does have some bizarro stuff in it, but they don't dwell on it. It's like "there's hairs growing from the antennas in the Zone" and they don't explain it, it's just this weird thing that's a fact of life. Honesty, it's one of my favourite books but I'm probably biased because I've read it multiple times and love all the stalker stuff.
drinking jamesons
>bedroom taxwhat fthe fuck
>>199984002Did you shag her? Lucky bugger
>>1999839902 passes as a weird looking woman 3 kind of passes
>>199983990mad how they all trigger that thing in your brain where you're like "thats not right"
>>199983823you should read tropic of cancer. and if you like that, tropic of capricorn which is more challenging. all the beats are a shitty rip off of henry miller.
>>199984071What a surprise, a foreigner appears as he doesn't know what he's talking about
>>199983941it would be a disaster
I miss when UKTV shows were popular on 4chan Apprentice and Love Island threads were fun
im gonna fail my finals
>>19998394111a Sk8 1dwThanks
>>199984000Not even a tax lol
>>199984076yeah literally every time I saw her lolI ended up getting feelings for her and she cheated on me though. almost wasn't worth the pain
>>199984106big brother was good on here last year
supacel is a british superhero show about an evolution in the sickle cell which gives certain black people super powers and not all choose to be heros
oh no cody not the finals
>>199984041bit convenient but ok
>>199984101how's that boot taste, conformist?seething cunt
Do we think Carla Denyer has ever had a shag? Because my god a good rogering is exactly what she needs!
Anglo-Americans have the right to colonise london by force.
>>199984122DPD en route to your location...lurking...
>>199984113why ladwatching too much telly or something
>>199984133>sees webmthat's just london every day
>>199984159looks like michael gove
>>199984133*steps outside london heathrow*
chocolate rolo cowboy hats
>>199984046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ijcHXrMVQ
>>199984156triggered? lol :^)
>>199984159Yes I do Meanwhile it's obvious you never have, no need for a photo
>>199984066>naked lunchnonce book
come on ladslets play nice eh
>>199984180actually i checked my email and my professor said its open note open book so ill be fine
tights?
>>199984046
>>199984224..nh
>>199984224fuck off you ugly cunt
Пpивeт, Cтaлкep!
>>199984227tights!
>>199984227Fake taxi episode number?
>>199984227she is pretty
>>199984227>we never got the leaked vidsfucking crime against humanity
>>199984200I accept your concession
>>199984133are you joking?
>>199984279>t. bedroomlet
>>199984230lmfao that looks fucking shite *notices slit eyes and flat faces* I mean: Woah... that's bvsed....
Don't get the Redditor mindset of being all high and mighty when teenagers score with hot adult womenhttps://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/1e4pejo/uk_teacher_had_sex_with_teen_students_gave_birth/>ummmmm she's a nonceYes but she isn't an ugly woman so it doesn't count
It does not matter nothing will change
i feel very ill stillplease pray for me /brit/
which is more english culture, food in america made by people of english descent but not eaten outside america, or chicken tikka masala
being born one of the few genuinely pretty british women must be better than being born royalty
>>199984311how is bunda becky doing
Mad how we've still got another 426,875 years of kali yuga
>>199984311freak
Oh yeah I forgot to ask, anyone got dull updates from reddit?
>>199984332What a stupid question. The flag is no surprise.
>>199984330>[entity] points out [obvious thing]ah journalism
>>199984311so brave of her husband to stick with herWhat a guy
wanking over all the olympic tiktokers
>>199984367answer it
>>199984254Я cтapaюcь.
i think reddit sucks
>>199984347They haven't banned my new account yet. There's a cute girl sending me feet pics so having to send her chats every few days on new accounts is a pain in the arse.
>>199981550If you do an apprenticeship.But there's trade schools around which have intensive courses that last about 14-15 weeks. Costs a few grand I think though.https://www.cityandguilds.com/search?n=1745&t=centresThis lists City and Guilds accredited centres.
>>199984373I love u 190
>>199984129Hope we get another fat tranny this year
might suck a third beer down the gullet but mumsie wont be happy if i do
>>199984333There's a lot of ugly girls here m, I'll admit that, the makeup makes them look worse. But there's a lot of pretty girls too. I see English Roses every time I go out.
>>199984389wish they'd do a relay with my baton
Still waiting for my magnum ladWhat the fuck, get a move on fat boy
>>199984311what is a female nonce callled? there must be a term for a nonce who is also female
>>199984432I got a magnum for you right here boy
>>199984283no, it was also pretty successful kek
>>199984434>>what is a female nonce callledMiss
Is it possible for a good jew to exist
>>199984432He went for heroin instead. Get your own fucking magnum you fat bastard.
my mum used to let me hump her thighs when I was like 4 :/ hope she's not a nonce
which is more british culture, confederate songs or Caribbean music.
>>199984504I'LL PLACE MY KNAPSACK ON MY BACK
Having a negroni.Having two.
Putting some waffles in oven and frying some egg
>>199984504Neither, but I prefer Confederate music.
lots of olympic cooming to be had
if this networking degree doesnt work out im taking cnc classes and working in a factory for the rest of my life
Blimey, I've got a tremendous thirst on, all of a sudden!
Left the smelly bedroom today
might wait for the 5000 series cards before i upgrade
>>199984504You Irish are obsessed with Caribbeans
>>199984555grotty slag i hope she dies on camera
>>199984569got to be colorado
when did you get over your anti-porn phase and realise porn is aristocratic, aryan and based?
>>199984569I would KILL to live thereI despise living in a city after growing up in at least a semi-rural area.
>>199984056she was weird
>>199984580gearoid's da
who is more scottish, Woodrow Wilson or Humza Yousaf
>>199984601Learn to drive fatty
>>199984587nasty little incel
>>199984619It's not that. I want to live around trees, not drive out to them.
>>199984555whys she so swarthy>>199984569based fellow hillbilly (though im in the other mtn range)
>>199984569american nature is so kino, only thing we have is the highlands
>updates from redditr/TeachingUK/ has a troon upset a student found out and is running around the school saying Miss is trying to grow a dick
>>199984649>whys she so swarthyPoles from the south are like that
for me it's a pacific northwest gf
>>199984616Humza Yousaf is literally a scottish nationalist
Had unprotected sex with the gf for the first time. It was her first time having unprotected sex, ever. Felt like I was taking her virginity in a way. She freaked out a bit afterwards, but it was all good in the end.And lord does it feel so much better...
>>199984578Still have a 1080, I won't upgrade till it brakesCan play everything I want
I'm a virgin who can't drive
>>199984569vgh, so this is what we lost in 1776it's so over...
>>199984616fuck off mboko
>>199984616Woodrow Wilson lost his english and aryan status once he became a member of the international clique.
>>199984653>only thing we didn't destroy is the highlands
>>199984616Woodrow Wilson, obviously. I had a friend called Woodrow at school but I dont think he was named in honour of Woodrow Wilson.
eating a cheese and chicken toasstie while steaming
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.
>>199984594Oregon
>>199984649Hun DNA
https://youtu.be/D7rm9t5S4uE?si=AzBRLfPjHjhSBjr3got the gay porn music on
>>199984683blgo the fuck on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oweYva96e2g
why didn't anybody post school girl tiktoks?
>>199984732unreal how kino this film is
>>199984689i have a 1660 and stuff is playable but jittery, got the urge to CONSOOM desu
spag bol on
>>199984661>the principle
Sucking on a courgette Licking and aubergine Stroking a cucumber Cupping some tomato
>>199984538frying eggs at this time of nightyoure a fucking mentalist
>>199984754why dont you take the amd pill and get the same performance for less cost
if i didn't laugh i'd cry we won't have many teachers here soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
>>199984691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR5n_KyulhI
>GTX 1660 Super
NEW>>199984809>>199984809>>199984809
>>199984810You'll be back
>>199984718zesty!
